Jeremiah: It's not fair. My brother Joseph has a sin to confess. I wish I had one too.
Papa Sheep: Oh, don't you see? You DO have a sin to confess; the sin of envy!
Do We Have This One?
? Oh, and I'm open to title suggestions.
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