In the eternal conflict between good and evil, both sides have at least learned one thing: Always bring a weapon to a fight. The only problem is that they can't seem to keep hold of the things to save their lives. After all the weapons have dropped or been kicked away, it all comes down to the Last Resort Fist Fight. If someone in the fictional universe would invent some sort of rope or bungee cord system to keep the weapons in hand, it would probably be quite profitable.
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You are saying that you think this draft is ready to be published. That means the description is not ambiguous,
it doesn't duplicate an existing trope, there are at least three examples, and the title makes sense.