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+8 (yeas:10 nays:2)
"My armor is like tenfold shields. My teeth are like swords. My claws, spears. The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt. My wings, a hurricane. And my breath, death."
Smaug The Golden, The Hobbit
+2 (yeas:6 nays:4)
"I am the death of the pale faces, I am the killer of Romans, I am the scourge sent upon you, I am Zarrar Ibn al-Azwar!"
Zarrar Ibn al-Azwar, Battle of Ajnadayn
+1 (yeas:5 nays:4)
"You see, at this point I'm pretty much the queen bitch of the universe."
Kerrigan, StarCraft
-1 (yeas:4 nays:5)
"Then Samson said, "With a ass's jawbone I have made asses of them. With a ass's jawbone I have killed a thousand men."
The Bible, Judges 15:16
-2 (yeas:4 nays:6)
We are the Ultramarines, the Sons of Guilliman. Whilst we draw breath, we stand. Whilst we stand, we fight. Whilst we fight, we prevail. Nothing shall stay our wrath.
-2 (yeas:3 nays:5)
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
Bryan Mills, Taken
-2 (yeas:3 nays:5)
Don't play games with me! You just killed someone I like, that is not a safe place to stand. I'm the Doctor and you're in the biggest library in the Universe. Look me up.
The Tenth Doctor, Doctor Who, "Forest of the Dead"
-2 (yeas:4 nays:6)
Madam Kovarian: The anger of a good man is not a problem. Good men have too many rules.
The Doctor: Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many.
-2 (yeas:2 nays:4)
"No power in the 'Verse can stop me."
-3 (yeas:2 nays:5)
"I am Deathwing, The Destroyer, the end of all things. Inevitable, indomitable. I. AM. THE CATACLYSM!"
Deathwing, World of Warcraft
-3 (yeas:2 nays:5)
"I cannot be caged. I cannot be controlled. Understand this as you die, ever pathetic, ever fools."
Jon Irenicus, Baldur's Gate II
-3 (yeas:0 nays:3)
"You may never grasp the complexities of what I do, but at least have the common courtesy to feign something other than slack-jawed oblivion in my presence. I, sir, am a wizard, and I break more natural laws before breakfast than of which you are even aware."
Vaarsuvius, The Order of the Stick (On The Origin of PCs)
-4 (yeas:2 nays:6)
"This is not a negotiation. It is not a suggestion, not a trade, not a petition, not an agreement, not a compromise, not a surrender. This is my victory march, you stupid bastards."
Accelerator, A Certain Magical Index
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