Image Pickin: High Speed Hijackcaption

High School SweetheartsHigh Speed Hijackcaption High Speed Missile Dodge
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Image Pickin: High Speed Hijackcaption
Nominations for replacement images:
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The image for High Speed Hijack has been decided, and a number of possible captions were put forward.
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+7 (yeas:8 nays:1)
"Hopefully the door's not locked."
+3 (yeas:5 nays:2)
"When regular carjacking is just mediocre."
-2 (yeas:3 nays:5)
"Jacking hijacking to new heights"
-5 (yeas:0 nays:5)
"Jacking cars is for amateurs."
-5 (yeas:0 nays:5)
"According to the law of special relativity, they're actually standing still."
Total number: 5. Number shown: 5.

Total number of votes: 34

High School SweetheartsHigh Speed Hijackcaption High Speed Missile Dodge
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