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These moments just make you burst out laughing. This is for all the scenes that were just flat-out hilarious.
You can vote yea or nay for every individual example. If your favorite scene isn't already here, you can add a new example at the bottom.
Everything looks good from here. Yes, this is a fertile land and will thrive. We shall rule over all this land and we will call it... This Land.
I think we should call it YOUR GRAVE!
AH! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Ha ha ha! Mine is an evil laugh! Now DIE!
Mercy is the mark of a great man. <stab> Guess I'm just a good man. <stab> Well, I'm all right.
"Also? I can kill you with my brain."
Jayne: ('reading' from Simon's journal in Safe) "Dear Diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Dear Diary, today I was kidnapped by crazy settlers. It was the best day ever."
Also in the pilot, when Mal tells Simon with a face carved out of stone "Kaylee is dead." Simon looses his posture and runs in slow motion to the medical bay under tear jerking music ... seeing a smiling Kaylee happily waving at him when he arrives. "The man's psychotic!" Cue to Mal, Wash, Zoe and Jayne in the cockpit, laughing their ass off.
Considering Mal threatened before to throw Simon and River out an airlock should Kaylee die, the level rises from mean to complete jerkass.
Zoe: "This is something the Captain's gotta do for himself."
Mal: "NO! NO IT'S NOT!
Zoe: "Oh."
(commence ass-kicking)
"Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?"
Mal: I got stabbed! Right here!
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To include items with lower scores, click Total number of votes: 339
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