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1!!The film:
2* AlternativeCharacterInterpretation: Does Plenty O'Toole go to Tiffany's house to jealously confront her about sleeping with Bond or to warn her about how (from Plenty's perspective) Bond is friends with some dangerous people?
3* SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic: Check it out over [[AwesomeMusic/JamesBond here]].
4* BadassDecay:
5** Tiffany's general competence falls off a cliff once she teams up with Bond, going from tough as nails, no-bullshit crook in her first scene to DamselScrappy by the climax of the film.
6** Bambi & Thumper start off as formidable fighters, but are easily overpowered by Bond once they dive into the pool after him.
7** Third-act Blofeld is such a complete nincompoop that the movie makes much more sense if you assume that the real Blofeld was either killed off in the pre-credits sequence or simply never appears in the movie, and that SPECTRE is now being run by one of his duplicates -- who, remember, is simply an actor with no clue about how to run an international criminal organization or deal with a pesky British secret agent.
8* BigLippedAlligatorMoment: The circus act from the novel of the black girl turning into a gorilla, complete with all the ValuesDissonance that entails, makes it into the movie for no apparent reason.
9* BrokenBase: Not the film itself (which is generally agreed to be the weakest of the Connery era, and the first serious misfire in the franchise), but rather, the film's decision to be the first to go into full-blown camp. A good portion of the fanbase considers this one way the franchise was GrowingTheBeard for injecting more humour into the series. For the other fans, it's something they'll never let people forget about this film. Others take the middle ground of being alright with the tone but feeling it poorly executed and undone by Sean Connery's clear disinterest and that the lighter approach was handled much better by the more laid-back and naturally charming Creator/RogerMoore.
10* CompleteMonster: [[YMMV/YouOnlyLiveTwice Blofeld again]]. See that page for details.
11* EnsembleDarkhorse: Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd are among the most popular henchmen of the series, standing out for their witty banter and for their gruesome yet creative methods of dispatching their victims. They manage to be both menacing and genuinely funny at the same time. There's a jewelry store in London named after them, and various shows have parodied the characters, and they even may have given some Millennials and Zoomers a backdoor into the Bond franchise, as Wint and Kidd would serve as inspirations for some of the RoguesGallery in the 2000s cartoon ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor''.
12* FanPreferredCutContent:
13** It's widely agreed that the deleted material with Plenty O'Toole should have been left in the film, as it not only gives her more screentime, but fills in a {{plot hole}} regarding how she knew where Tiffany Case lives.
14** The intended climax involving a full on assault on the oil rig culminating in Bond chasing Blofeld to a salt mine where the villain finally meets his end sounds like it would have been way more satisfying than the final film, not to mention Blofeld getting a proper comeuppance.
15* GeniusBonus: Bond's line, "Alimentary, my dear Leiter" when Leiter is searching for the diamonds in Peter Franks' coffin almost didn't make it into the film. The line refers to the alimentary canal, another name for the gastrointestinal tract, which terminates in...well, you know what. Bond is basically doing a one-liner about how he hid the diamonds on Franks's body where the sun doesn't shine. Apparently, Creator/AlbertRBroccoli demanded that screenwriter Creator/TomMankiewicz remove the line for fear that nobody would get the joke.
16* HarsherInHindsight:
17** Plenty's death by drowning. Lana Wood nearly drowned in the pool when the concrete block slipped and pulled her below the water surface. Her training as a diver (knowing to take a deep breath and stay calm) and some alert crewmembers were the only reason she didn’t drown for real. Then her famous sister Creator/NatalieWood drowned under [[https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2021-11-30/40-years-later-the-mystery-over-natalie-woods-death-endures very mysterious circumstances]]. Then to make viewing even more uncomfortable Natalie Wood’s husband at the time was Creator/RobertWagner. Less than three months after her death Robert Wagner began dating, and eventually married, Jill St. John. Lana Wood has been [[https://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/books/natalie-wood-mystery-book/2021/11/09/b0022356-373b-11ec-9bc4-86107e7b0ab1_story.html very vocal]] in her belief that Robert Wagner was responsible for her sister's death which has obviously ruined any relationship she ever had with Jill St. John as well.
18** Bond slapping Tiffany is rather uncomfortable in light of Creator/SeanConnery's infamous stance on hitting women.
19** Bond has to be rescued from going up in flames at one point. [[spoiler:In ''Film/NoTimeToDie'', he allows himself to go up in flames to save the love of his life, their child, and potentially the world from the Heracles virus]].
20* HilariousInHindsight:
21** From a deleted scene, Plenty's question, "you're not a knight or anything like that, are you?", to which he replies, "no, a mere commoner." Creator/SeanConnery was knighted almost three decades later.
22** Bond refers to Tiffany as "dragon lady". Connery would later voice a dragon in ''Film/{{Dragonheart}}''.
23** Blofeld infamously disguises himself in drag to get out of his hiding. His actor Creator/CharlesGray would later be the narrator of ''Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow'', a film that stars someone who describes themselves as a "sweet transvestite."
24** Bond mentions [[WesternAnimation/WreckItRalph "a friend named Felix who can fix anything."]]
25** Blofeld's method for duplicating Whyte's voice bears quite a resemblance to the principle behind audio deepfakes, only about 45 years earlier. One of the most popular deepfake video subjects is, in fact, James Bond!
26** Creator/JillStJohn as the Bond girl is this in light of Creator/RobertWagner playing Dr. Evil's right-hand man Number 2 in the ''Film/AustinPowers'' films, one of the most famous James Bond parodies.
27** Too bad Bond [[Film/ForYourEyesOnly couldn't find a big smokestack on that oil rig to throw Blofeld into]]...
28* MoralEventHorizon: Albert Wint and Charles Kidd are established very early on as dangerous killers, but the point where they cross it is when they murder [[InnocentBystander Plenty O'Toole]] offscreen by [[CementShoes drowning her in a pool]] in the backyard of a house where Tiffany Case had been instructed to await further instructions, mistaking her for Case, without even bothering to verify her identity. Tellingly, this is their one kill that ''doesn't'' have a BondOneLiner attached to it (spoken by Bond himself whenever he survives any of their attempts on his life), and is played completely seriously in a film full of camp. At this point, James Bond blows his cover to Case and alerts her that [[HeKnowsTooMuch the diamond smugglers are being assassinated for a reason whoever's running the operation wants kept secret]].
29** They arguably crossed it beforehand by drowning Mrs. Whistler and gloating about doing it and sending the children in her class pictures of her drowned corpse.
30* {{Narm}}: This was the first film in the franchise that gave an exaggerated emphasis on comedy. And boy, it shows...
31** The horrible dub job in the opening scene, as the actor keeps his mouth wide open but we still hear "Cai...Cai...Cairo!"
32** Dr. Tynan has a scorpion slipped down his back, which results in him flinging his arms in the air with a cartoonish cry of pain mixed in for good measure.
33** In the pre-title sequence, one of the mooks defending the fake Blofeld attempts to tackle Bond, only to be disarmed by a ''mousetrap'' hidden in Bond's pocket.
34** Bond pretending to ''make out with himself'' to appear inconspicuous while pursuing Peter Franks.
35** "[[MeaningfulName Plenty O'Toole]]".
36** The fake Blofeld's death in the Whyte House: he's shot in the head with a piton gun, freezes for a second or two in shock, then suddenly flings his arms in the air and topples over.
37** As terrible as his death is, the Chinese soldier's expression when the KillSat's beam hits him is pretty goofy.
38** The entire scene of Bond taking a beating by "Bambi" and "Thumper".
39** Ernst Stavro Blofeld dressed in ''drag''.
40** Tiffany Case brings a lot of it to the table, particularly her rather embarrassing FightSceneFailure in the climax where, clad in a bikini she fires a machine gun in the air while covering Bond, sending herself skittering backwards until she falls off the platform.
41* NarmCharm: Bond making out with himself is pretty convincingly shot. It’s dumb as hell, but about as well done as it can be.
42* NightmareRetardant: The death of the chinese soldier by KillSat is partly undone by his goofy facial expression.
43* OlderThanTheyThink: Many fans complained that Blofeld had a full head of hair in this movie instead of his iconic bald appearance of the previous two films. In fact, Blofeld did have hair during his appearances in ''Film/FromRussiaWithLove'' and ''Film/{{Thunderball}}'', though it's difficult to see due to his face being obscured in those films. On top of that, the literary version was also described with an appearance close to that of Creator/CharlesGray in this film; in fact, the only reason why the screen Blofeld was ever bald was that Creator/DonaldPleasence happened to be bald himself (as was the actor who immediately succeded Pleasence, Creator/TellySavalas).
44* OneSceneWonder:
45** Plenty O'Toole, the beautiful woman Bond meets in a casino. Even more so after she decides to let Bond deprive her of her clothes.
46** Peter Franks is only on screen for a handful of minutes, but his surprisingly brutal fight scene with Bond in the elevator, aided by him being played by real-life wrestler, stuntman and martial artist Joe Robinson, is viewed as one of the highlights of the movie.
47** Blofeld's associate Marie only has about thirty seconds of screen time, but is extremely memorable due to how she appears sunbathing in a bikini, before Bond takes out her bikini top and chokes her with it to get information out of her.
48* QuestionableCasting:
49** Creator/CharlesGray as an unexplainably fully-haired Blofeld, with a "proper English gentleman" voice rather comparable to M's and Q's — though it can be argued those changes fit the film's decidedly more playful take on the character. Even Creator/GuyHamilton felt that Gray was "not ideal casting".
50** Norman Burton as Felix Leiter, who was considered to be too old and physically unconvincing as Bond's American counterpart.
51** Creator/SammyDavisJr, which may be why his rather meaningless cameo in the film was cut from the final product.
52* ReplacementScrappy:
53** Creator/CharlesGray's interpretation of Blofeld is the least popular incarnation of the character to date, lacking Donald Pleasance's chilling cold-heartedness and Telly Savalas' menacing charisma and intimidation.
54** Norman Burton as Felix Leiter, who comes across as being far more bad-tempered and [[PoliceAreUseless useless]] than his previous appearances. It doesn't help that this comes right before Creator/DavidHedison's version in the next movie, which (at least until Creator/JeffreyWright came along in the Creator/DanielCraig films) was widely considered the most popular incarnation of Leiter, especially since he got to reprise the role (the only one to do so before Wright himself) in ''Film/LicenceToKill''.
55* RetroactiveRecognition: Creator/SidHaig as one of the Slumber Inc. thugs confronting Bond in Vegas.
56** One of Shady Tree's Acorns (that is, showgirls) was played by Creator/ValeriePerrine in her first role. She's the one on the left when Shady Tree is telling jokes on-stage.
57* TheScrappy: Tiffany Case, who very quickly becomes a DamselScrappy as she comes to rely on Bond to save her hide on one too many occasions.
58* {{Sequelitis}}: It's widely considered Connery's weakest and among the low points of the series for its campy tone, cheap, lousy effects and delirious plot.
59* SignatureScene:
60** The car chase through the streets of Las Vegas is considered by many fans to be the best scene in the film.
61** Plenty O’Toole being thrown out of Bond’s hotel window and surviving when she lands in a pool the {{Mook}}s didn’t know was there.
62* SpecialEffectFailure: Connery's increased salary for the movie meant that a cheaper effects company had to be used to cut costs, and it seriously shows.
63** The ElevatorActionSequence where Bond fights Franks have some really obvious fake glass. The shard Franks used to stab Bond with is clearly plastic, and the actor's hand isn't even bleeding!
64** During the chase scene with the moon rover, one of its wheels randomly rolls across the screen when Bond takes the quad bike. This is because the crew actually crashed the rover off-screen.
65** During the chase through the Las Vegas Strip, Bond drives his Mustang through a narrow alley on the two wheels of his right side, only to exit the alley on the wheels of his ''left side''. The filmmakers attempted to rectify this error by adding a new interior scene of the car, showing it ''somehow'' flipping from one set of wheels to the other inside the narrow alley. This arguably made the mistake even worse.
66** Just about any explosion featured in the film. Most of them are nothing more than underwhelming puffs of smoke, especially when Blofeld starts shooting the laser.
67** The KillSat itself, which somehow manages to look worse and worse in each shot. In the shots of the rocket launching and separating it actually looks decent, at about the standards of the similar sequences from ''Film/YouOnlyLiveTwice''. When the satellite sheds its outer casing and fully deploys, it looks like something you'd see in a cheaper episode of ''Series/{{Thunderbirds}}''. By the time it takes out a Chinese military base, the effects standard has dropped to being barely above a contemporary episode of ''Series/DoctorWho''.
68** As terrifying as the scene of Mr. Kidd burning alive is, one can clearly make out Putter Smith's heavy fire retardant gloves as he is set alight. Moments later, when Mr. Wint is blown up by his own bomb, no visible human remains can be seen falling into the water.
69* TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodCharacter:
70** Tiffany Case enduring BadassDecay and becoming another bumbling sidekick for Bond to rescue.
71** And poor Plenty, such a fun, lovely girl...
72* TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodPlot: Bond going on a RoaringRampageOfRevenge to avenge his wife and destroy Blofeld and SPECTRE once and for all would have made a hell of a movie and a GrandFinale to the Creator/SeanConnery era, or a great comeback for Lazenby. Too bad the revenge angle all but disappears after the ColdOpen, Lazenby was gone, and Connery [[MoneyDearBoy looks bored as hell]]. The movie is a giant cheese and camp factory on wheels and nothing with Blofeld really gets resolved.
73* UnintentionalPeriodPiece: The Dunes Hotel having a prominent spot at certain points in the picture becomes this as the hotel was imploded in 1993.
74* ValuesDissonance:
75** James plays with Tiffany's genuine fear of being locked up for pure kicks at times.
76** Women in general ''really'' aren't treated or presented well in this movie. Plenty O'Toole is just there to be oogled at and die. Tiffany Chase turns into a bozo after banging Bond. Bambi & Thumper start off as an exception with their ability to fight, overpower and pummel Bond but are easily made useless once they end up in the pool. And then there's Marie, Blofeld's associate who appears in the pre-credits sequence, who is remembered mostly because Bond ''chokes her with her own bikini top'' to get information out of her about Blofeld.
77** One of the circus acts is a black girl who changes into a gorilla, combining freakshow entertainment with racist tropes about Africans being monkeys. This is actually a rare part of the movie taken directly from the original novel, which tended to have a lot of Ian Fleming's more troubling tendencies sanded down for the movies.
78* WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids: Two baddies slowly drowning in mud. Also Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd murdering Lord knows how many people (including Plenty O'Toole, who wasn't even involved in the evil plan, simply because she was in Tiffany Case's house at the wrong time).
79* WTHCostumingDepartment: Tiffany Case's red hair, which is considerably less alluring than her brown wig she had donned upon her introduction to Bond.
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81!!The novel:
82* HarsherInHindsight: Bond on the idea of getting married: "[[Literature/OnHerMajestysSecretService It wouldn't last.]] I'd get claustrophobia and run out on her. [[Literature/YouOnlyLiveTwice Get myself sent to Japan or somewhere.]]" (In the novels, ''OHMSS'' and ''You Only Live Twice'' take place one right after the other.)
83* NauseaFuel: Creator/IanFleming lovingly draws out ''every single detail'' of how disgusting the mud baths at Saratoga (not to mention its customers) are. It's topped off with one of the most disturbing torture scenes in the book, if not the whole series.
84* TheScrappy: Jack and Seraffimo are easily the least liked of Creator/IanFleming's main villains, being completely mundane gangsters with completely mundane motives. It's probably telling that they're the only Fleming {{Big Bad}}s never to have been adapted to film.
85* ValuesDissonance:
86** Felix makes a joke (recycled from ''Literature/LiveAndLetDie'') about how you can't call a measure of whiskey a "jigger" anymore; now you have to call it a ''Jegro''.
87** Felix again; when explaining Wint and Kidd's {{backstory}} he remarks that gays make excellent killers.
88** Felix once again: At one point he refers to rape as a minor crime.

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