Line #44 Wrestling/BobbyHeenan


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2	[[caption-width-right:231:The Brain]]
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4	-> ''"A friend in need is a pest."''
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6	Raymond Louis Heenan (November 1, 1944 – September 17, 2017), better known as Bobby "The Brain" Heenan was one of ProfessionalWrestling's most famous managers (and possibly the most successful), working throughout Wrestling/{{WWE}}'s "Federation Years" of [[TheEighties the '80s]] and [[TheNineties '90s]] as the manager of many a great wrestler and tag team, often running his collective of wrestlers under the name of "The Heenan Family". The Family was constantly opposed by Wrestling/HulkHogan, and many of the wrestlers Heenan managed met with bitter defeat at Hogan's hands, despite Heenan's efforts to tilt the odds in their favor.
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8	Aside from his managerial duties, Heenan was also a color commentator; he was one-half of (arguably) the greatest commentary duo in the history of the industry (with the late Wrestling/GorillaMonsoon), and he also worked for Wrestling/{{WCW}} for a number of years. He was inducted into the Wrestling/WWEHallOfFame in 2004.
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10	Heenan passed away on September 17, 2017, at the age of 73. He had battled throat cancer for 15 years.
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12	!!"Read my tropes, you humanoids":
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14	* {{Acrofatic}}: Could take insane bumps in his rare matches that seemed to defy gravity at times.
15	* ArchEnemy: Wrestling/DickTheBruiser, Wrestling/TheCrusher, Tommy Rich, and most especially Hulk Hogan. His hatred for Hogan extended from WWF into WCW, to the point that Hogan's FaceHeelTurn to the [[Wrestling/NewWorldOrder [=nWo=]]] actually made Heenan [[HeelFaceTurn turn face]].
16	* BadBoss: Implied. When he and Gorilla were on commentary and he'd be praising some heel and talking about possibly managing him, Gorilla would ask how much of the guy's earnings Heenan would take for himself.
17	* BadSanta: Famously on the Christmas Day, 1989, episode of WWF ''Prime Time Wrestling'', where Heenan -- dressed as Santa -- openly mocked the tradition and declared there was no Santa, riling Wrestling/RoddyPiper up enough to get his ass kicked. The skit and the WWF were widely criticized for this episode, given that [[ThinkOfTheChildren many viewers in the audience were children who still believed in Santa]]. Of course those people missed the point that Bobby had always been portrayed as TheGadfly and a {{Jerkass}}, so the kids would have no reason to believe him.
18	* BigNo: When Hogan beat Wrestling/RicFlair at ''Bash at the Beach 1994'', Heenan responded with a series of these.
19	* BigYes: The 1992 ''Wrestling/RoyalRumble'', which was won by Wrestling/RicFlair. The pinnacle of his announcing career was capped off by over half a dozen of these:
20	-->'''Bobby Heenan:''' YES! YES! YES! YES! YES, YES, YES! HE DID IT!
21	* {{Biography}}: His 2002 autobiography ''Bobby The Brain: Wrestling's Bad Boy Tells All''.
22	* BitingTheHandHumor: The fun thing about this job is that he could trash awful wrestlers and claim it's in-character.
23	* BokeAndTsukkomiRoutine.
24	** An American version, with Heenan as the Boke to Gorilla Monsoon's Tsukkomi. Happened practically [[OnceAnEpisode once a match]]:
25	--->'''Bobby Heenan:''' <outlandish or absurd remark>\
26	'''Wrestling/GorillaMonsoon:''' ''(exasperated)'' Will you ''stop?!''
27	** He did the same routine with Wrestling/TonySchiavone, although since Heenan and Schiavone didn't have the same chemistry that Heenan had with Monsoon, they didn't come up with any memorable exchanges. Whereas Monsoon would seemingly try to shut Heenan up, he did it in a way that fed Heenan to retort, so they would keep {{volleying insults}} back and forth. Schiavone would act like a brick wall and shut down any attempts by Heenan ("no, it's ''not''", or ''"shut'' up.") to get a similar flow going.
28	* BullyingADragon:
29	** At ''Wrestling/WrestleMania VI'' in 1990, was managing the [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/wwe/wwe-world-t.html WWE World Tag Team Champions]] the Colossal Connection (Wrestling/AndreTheGiant and [[Wrestling/{{Meng}} Haku]]) against the challengers Wrestling/{{Demolition}}. After the Demos won the match and the titles, after Andre's attempt at interference backfired against Haku (who had wrestled the entire match himself due to Andre's physical decline), Brain got in Andre's face and yelled at him for costing them the titles. Andre proceeded to slap the heck out of Brain, thus [[HeelFaceTurn turning himself face]], and left to the cheers of the crowd.
30	** When Heenan's client [[Wrestling/CurtHennig Mr Perfect]] agreed to be Randy Savage's tag partner in his match against Razor Ramon and Ric Flair at the 1992 ''Survivor Series'', despite the former's attempts to dissuade him, an enraged Heenan slapped Perfect. Perfect proceeded to grab him by his shirt collar and dumped water over his head as Heenan pathetically begged for mercy.
31	* CassandraTruth: Had [[{{Kayfabe}} bashed]] Wrestling/HulkHogan for years as a bad person, then ended up looking like he was right when Hogan [[FaceHeelTurn turned heel]], launching the [[Wrestling/NewWorldOrder nWo]]. In fact, that night, when Hogan came out, ostensibly to aid the faces, Heenan (to the derision of the other commentators) was the only one to actually ask whose side Hogan was actually on. The line was unscripted, though, and earned him a reprimand from management for nearly giving the twist away. That said, according to Heenan's book, WCW boss Wrestling/EricBischoff imposed that kind of GenreBlindness on the announcers, since he wanted them to call the action as if it was a "shoot" (real). Heenan said he told Bischoff that they'd never seen a shoot and that [[PretenderDiss if they saw one they wouldn't know it]]. So it's very likely Heenan was relying on his character's hatred for Hogan to take him through that spot and trying to sound utterly obnoxious about it all the while so the inevitable Hogan save could make him look like the foolish heel again…and then Hogan dropped the leg and proved the bitter fool correct and he reacted accordingly.
32	* CharactersMostHatedSong: Bobby once said on an episode of Wrestling/PrimeTimeWrestling that ''Real American'' (the theme song for Wrestling/HulkHogan) was his second favorite song. When Gorilla Monsoon asked him what his favorite song was, Heenan said, "Every other song".
33	* ClusterFBomb:
34	** Obviously not as much as an announcer (aside from his infamous run-in with Wrestling/BrianPillman), but as a manager he was known to be a tad colorful at ringside.
35	** Part of his rant at André the Giant prior to André's face turn at ''[=WrestleMania=] VI'' included repeatedly yelling at him "I'M THE FUCKING BOSS!"...in 1990's, very PG, kid-oriented WWF no less!
36	* ComicallyMissingThePoint[=/=]LiteralMinded:
37	-->'''[[Wrestling/GorillaMonsoon GORILLA MONSOON]]''': "I'd hate to be in [[Wrestling/RandySavage the Macho Man's]] shoes right now."
38	-->'''BOBBY THE BRAIN HEENAN''': "Of course he wears a Size 12, you wear a Size 16."
39	* DeadpanSnarker: [[http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Bobby_Heenan A grandmaster of it]].
40	* DirtyCoward: Heenan's career as a wrestler could mostly be described as this. He wasn't even ''that'' bad, which really made it worse. He could try to put up a fight but against any opponent who could legitimately hurt him Heenan would try to back out of the match or take a [[RingOut count out loss.]]
41	* DirtyOldMan: While certainly never to the extent of, say, Wrestling/JerryLawler in WWE, but, he had his moments:
42	** During the Wrestling/{{Jacqueline}} vs. [[Wrestling/GlennGilbertti Disco Inferno]] match at ''WCW Halloween Havoc 97'', Jacqueline suffered [[WardrobeMalfunction a nipple slip]] while executing a Russian Legsweep, and Heenan said, "Replay!"
43	** Tony Schiavone asked Heenan why he didn't clap for the Nitro Girls' dance routine on the August 16, 1999 episode of ''Wrestling/WCWMondayNitro''. His answer: "It's impossible to clap with only one hand."
44	* EvenEvilHasStandards:
45	** The ''This Tuesday In Texas'' pay-per-view event where Wrestling/JakeRoberts slaps Wrestling/MissElizabeth across the face (after forcing her to beg for Wrestling/RandySavage's safety). Even he seemed shocked that Roberts put his hands on a much smaller woman, and was sure that he was going to [=DDT=] her into oblivion.
46	** While he was already established as anti-nWo, his TranquilFury moment at the parody of Arn Anderson's retirement speech also could qualify. "It's not funny anymore...not when you know Arn Anderson like we do..."
47	* FunTShirt: His collection of garish sweatshirts on ''WWF Prime Time'', ranging from Ivy League schools (Harvard, Princeton), to the China Club, MENSA, etc.
48	* TheGadfly: This was pretty much his role on commentary in WCW, especially with Tony Schiavone, as he'd tell BlatantLies or do anything he could think of to provoke/crack up/annoy him.
49	* HypocriticalHumor: Told Wrestling/VinceMcmahon "I hate a guy with a big mouth" at ''Summerslam 1993''. Vince responded "[[StealthInsult Me too.]]"
50	* GreaterScopeVillain: Could be considered this during the days of Hulkamania as TheManBehindTheMan to Hogan’s many adversaries.
51	* ImpossiblyTackyClothes: Rhinestone-covered tracksuits, gold medallions, glitter jackets, fat bowties, and a Tony Clifton ruffled shirt that would embarrass a 70s prom date. And this was in the days of ''Nitro'', when '''Wrestling/JimmyHart''' wore a bland suit to work.
52	* IronicNickname: Inverted, as judging by his look and personality, he's a none-too-bright commentator. But every now and then he'd let slip a dry remark, [[ObfuscatingStupidity revealing it to be an act.]]
53	* {{Jerkass}}: Naturally, given his status as a heel. Bobby is arrogant, selfish, cowardly, cheap and is contemptuous of anyone he deems beneath him (which is most people) and a [[ProfessionalButtKisser suck-up to superiors]]. Out of character, he said there's a HUGE difference between Raymond Louis Heenan the man and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan the character.
54	* LegacyCharacter:
55	** The late great Wrestling/RingOfHonor manager [[Wrestling/LarrySweeney "Sweet N Sour" Larry Sweeney]], a [[LargeHam hammy]] {{Smug\|Snake}} SharpDressedMan, has even been suggested to have been the second coming of Heenan.
56	** As a commentator with Gorilla Monsoon in 1993-1994 WWE, Johnny Polo ([[Wrestling/{{Raven}} Scott "Raven" Levy]]) had such chemistry with Gorilla that he came off like Bobby Heenan Jr.
57	* MotorMouth: An amalgam of every annoying sports agent on Earth. It was also one of his greatest strengths as a manager.
58	* NeckLift: Was on the receiving end of many of these, usually when he tried to interfere in his wrestlers' matches and the face would catch him.
59	** Heenan suffered a neck injury during the AWA's 1983 tour of Japan, which eventually resulted in him being declared "hands-off" (i.e. wrestlers couldn't manhandle him anymore). Brian Pillman apparently wasn't made aware of this before he grabbed Heenan by the neck on the January 23, 1996 ''Clash of Champions''.
60	* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: When Wrestling/TheUndertaker and Wrestling/PaulBearer were guests on the June 29, 1992 episode of Prime Time Wrestling, Heenan--who had disparaged the two the previous week--is unusually critical of the heels while praising the faces, a change that the other panelists note, though Heenan insists that nothing's wrong--as 'Taker glares at the Brain from across the table.
61	* OnlySaneMan: Became trapped in this role at WCW. Like most ex-WWF guys on the roster, he was hired solely for name recognition, as Bischoff and others delighted in making him look utterly impotent (i.e. literally handcuffing him to the desk, or having Madusa dose him with WCW cologne with zero provocation).
62	* PetTheDog: The Brain's heart grew three sizes at ''[=WrestleMania VII=]'', when Wrestling/RandySavage accepted his defeat with grace and reunited with Wrestling/MissElizabeth. He also (reluctantly) acknowledged that Hogan defeating American traitor Wrestling/SgtSlaughter to win the WWF championship later in the card was a victory for America. Of course, he was back to his money-grubbing ways when the credits rolled, leading into his SchiffOneLiner.
63	* PowerStable: The Heenan Family, in the World Wrestling Association in Indianapolis, the Wrestling/AmericanWrestlingAssociation, Georgia Championship Wrestling, and Wrestling/{{WWE}} from the late 1960s until 1991.
64	* PrettyBoy: He was billed as a pretty boy before he was billed as "the brain".
65	* ProfessionalButtKisser: As a commentator, Heenan would make himself look either oblivious or seriously delusional, all for the sake of putting the heels over. In the ''WWF Prime Time'' segments with Vince and company, he dropped the act and behaved like his real self: a serenely-smug chucklehead.
66	* {{Racist Grand\|ma}}pa: Heenan ripped on the faces a lot while a commentator, but none so much as Wrestling/TitoSantana. Interestingly, Tito was actually one of Heenan's favorite wrestlers in real life, and Heenan's constant ripping of him was an attempt to garner fan support for him.
67	* RealLifeWritesThePlot: At ''[=WrestleMania=] V'', former protege (turned face) Terry "The Red Rooster" Taylor squashed him in seconds, after Heenan charged a turnbuckle and fell down. A five minute match was planned, but Heenan did this improvised finish because the Wrestling/UltimateWarrior (legitimately) hurt him earlier and he didn't feel he could do the planned match. Bobby became one of the Warrior's biggest critics. He felt that he was hurt because the Warrior was careless, and didn't seem to care a whit that he truly hurt Bobby in the match. According to Heenan's book, Vince [=McMahon=] told them that all they should need is 30 seconds.
68	* RedBaron: "Pretty Boy," "Brain" (taken from Eddie Creatchman), "The Weasel" (imposed on him by The Crusher) which stuck with him as a derogatory nickname for the rest of his career. Roddy Piper called him "Boobs" when they did commentary together.
69	* ShoutOut: After [[Wrestling/BryanClarke Wrath]] {{squash\|Match}}ed Olympic bobsledder-turned-pro-wrestler Chip Minton on the December 3, 1998 episode of ''WCW Thunder'', Heenan on commentary said, "So much for [[Film/CitizenKane Rosebud]]."
70	* SoftWater: Ad-libbed at ''WCW Halloween Havoc 95'', after Hogan pushed [[Wrestling/TheBigShow The Giant]] off the roof of Cobo Hall at the end of their Monster Truck challenge. Believing him to be dead from the fall, Bobby asked what side he fell into, river or street (with the implication being that falling into the water makes recovery much more difficult). However, Eric and Tony did not appreciate him poking holes in this story's logic and cut him off immediately. "What ''difference'' does it make?" (A man is '''DEAD''', Heenan!) Cue on-camera {{facepalm}} from the Brain.
71	* StillGotIt: Heenan proved he was still one of the best talkers in wrestling when he returned with Wrestling/MeanGeneOkerlund to do commentary for the Gimmick Battle Royale at Wrestlemania X-Seven. The massive cheers the crowd gave him when he came down the ramp speaks for itself.
72	* StunnedSilence: The famous shoot with Wrestling/{{Madusa}} and a trash bin. Probably the only time in his life when Heenan was left speechless. As per usual on ''Nitro'', he wasn't briefed on what would happen, so his reaction is genuine. (Bischoff and Steve "Mongo" [=McMichael=] are [[DullSurprise unfazed]], swatting Madusa away like a fly at a picnic, while Heenan looks like he's been shocked with a cattle prod.)
73	* TalkShowWithFists: In response to his snarking abilities and willingness to do virtually EVERYTHING to gain attention, Bobby Heenan was awarded his own talk show. Not an in-ring interview segment, not a "Piper's Pit" style roadshow, an actual hour long talk-show!
74	* {{Tuckerization}}: Dick the Bruiser gave Heenan the name "Bobby" since he reminded Bruiser of [[Wrestling/BuddyRogers "The Nature Boy" Buddy Rogers]]'s manager Bobby Davis.
75	* UnknownRival: Bobby had a long history of speaking very negatively about Tony Schiavone, especially in Heenan's autobiography. Schiavone has claimed he held no ill will towards Bobby, and never did. He always speaks very highly of Bobby even to this day and never reciprocated the potshots.
76	* UnrelatedBrothers: with Jerry Heenan, real name John Hill, who, among other names, also did this gimmick as "Gentleman" Jerry [=Valiant=], with "Handsome" Jimmy [=Valiant=] (real name James Fanning) and "Luscious" Johnny [=Valiant=] (real name Thomas Sullivan), who weren't related to each other either.
77	* WoundedGazelleGambit: While working for Dick the Bruiser's World Wrestling Association in Indianapolis in the 1960s, he once showed up for a match against "Cowboy" Bob Ellis on crutches, while pleading for a postponement (only four or five months!) Of course, Heenan "recovered" and tried attacking Ellis, who fought off both Heenan AND his TagTeam Wrestling/TheBlackjacks ''by himself''. Heenan took a bump over the top rope to the floor and got counted out while arguing with the commentators.

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