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3->''"Let's get it on!"''
4-->-- '''Mills Lane,''' referee
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6''Celebrity Deathmatch'' is a 1998 [[StopMotion claymation]] animation series broadcast on Creator/{{MTV}}.
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8The concept behind this show is that celebrities would fight each other to the death in the ring, claymation-style.
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10The show first premiered on MTV's 1997 animation show, ''Cartoon Sushi'', with Music/MarilynManson killing UsefulNotes/CharlesManson by ripping his skeleton out through his mouth. After it became a success, "Deathbowl 98" was released and shown during the [[UsefulNotes/SuperBowl Super Bowl XXXII]] halftime show. Eventually, it began running as a weekly series first on MTV from 1998 to 2002, then {{Uncanceled}} to [=MTV2=] for two more seasons in 2006 and 2007. After an eight-year hiatus, [=MTV2=] [[http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/celebrity-deathmatch-revived-at-mtv2-788551 announced on April 2015]] that the show would be {{uncancelled}} for a second time, and unlike the previous uncancellation, series creator Eric Fogel will be involved this time around. Unfortunately, in November of 2016 Fogel announced via Twitter that MTV had ceased production on the re-boot for unknown reasons. Then in December of 2018 [[https://variety.com/2018/tv/news/celebrity-deathmatch-revival-ice-cube-1203080226/ Ice Cube announced he would be producing a revival in association with MTV as part of a plan to reboot numerous properties]].
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12There was also a fighting game released for the Platform/PlayStation, Platform/PlayStation2, Platform/{{Xbox}}, and Windows [=PCs=]. It was also planned for a [[Platform/NintendoGameCube GameCube]] release.
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18* AbortedArc: The overall storyline hinted at two that were never resolved and likely abandoned due to the show's cancellations at those points: Debbie's pregnancy, and the possible return of Stacy Cornbred, which was constantly used as a taunt by Tally Wong.
19* {{Acrofatic}}: Music/MeatLoaf. In spite of his large size, he's able to move quite nimbly in his fight against [[Music/{{Korn}} Jonathan Davis]]. Johnny even says that he's "as agile as a cat".
20* ActuallyPrettyFunny: While some celebrities (such as Creator/JaneaneGarofalo) and relatives of celebrities (such as [[http://web.archive.org/web/20071013100728/http://playahata.com/hatablog/?p=2342 The Game's father]]) [[DudeNotFunny took offense at their portrayals]], others thought they were great. [[Music/MotleyCrue Tommy Lee]], for example, loved [[GagPenis the]] [[EyeScream way]] in which he defeated Ron Jeremy, as did Music/JenniferLopez regarding how she beat Music/DollyParton -- she only wondered why they gave her a different accent. Music/WeirdAlYankovic would actually frequently show a section of his fight with Al Gore during his live tours, despite ultimately losing that one. Creator/StevenSpielberg wrote to comment that he and his children loved his appearance too, despite the fact that he lost against Creator/AlfredHitchcock (although he also wanted a rematch). Miss Cleo was also pleased with her appearance, both on the show and in the video game; in fact, she told her kids that if they ever got mad at her, they could just play the ''Celebrity Deathmatch'' video game and beat her up.
21* AdaptationalBadass: You'd be hard pressed to find a celebrity who ''wasn't'' given this treatment.
22* AdaptationalDumbass: Franchise/SherlockHolmes is depicted as a CluelessDetective who can't even identify his opponent (UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper) and ends up killing him by accident. Johnny insists that maybe the old stories were embellished somehow.
23* AddedAlliterativeAppeal: After watching an old clip from the 1950s between Creator/JohnWayne and [[Creator/MarxBrothers Groucho Marx]], Nick says, "'''V'''intage '''v'''iolence from the '''v'''aults, nothing better."
24* ADayInTheLimelight: The Mills Lane special, which consisted of an MTV Cribs style visit to the real life Mills Lane's house and meeting his wife and kids, interspersed with select matches from his claymation "career."
25** The WWF Special, hosted by Wrestling/MickFoley, which revolved around three of the matches that have starred WWF wrestlers, namely Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin [[http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/715943/celebrity-deathmatch-vince-mcmahon-vs-steve-austin.jhtml vs.]] Wrestling/VinceMcMahon, Wrestling/TheUndertaker [[http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/715703/celebrity-deathmatch-the-undertaker-vs-a-demon.jhtml vs. Captain Doody]] and [[http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/715948/celebrity-deathmatch-mankind-vs-ernest-hemmingway.jhtml Mankind vs.]] Creator/ErnestHemingway.
26* AdmiringTheAbomination: During the fight between Creator/SteveIrwin and {{Medusa}}, Steve Irwin spends the entire fight in awe of this "rare specimen".
27* TheAlcoholic: Music/DeanMartin was depicted as such in his bout against Creator/JerryLewis, with him being hammered and even having drink after drink instead of actually ''fighting'' Lewis. He only starts fighting back when Jerry knocks the drink out of his hand.
28* AmazonChaser: UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein spends his entire fight against Wrestling/{{Chyna}} trying to woo her, as he finds her incredibly attractive. Chyna isn't having any of it, and his constant swooning over her just makes her angrier and leads to her ultimately finishing him off.
29* AndShowItToYou: A very common way that celebrities on this show finish off their foes is by ripping out their organs. Some notable examples include: [[spoiler: Creator/WilliamShatner tearing out Creator/BurtReynolds' internal organs and selling them on the internet, Kobe Bryant tearing out Creator/ShaquilleONeal's organs and throwing them into a hoop like basketballs, [[Series/TheWeakestLink Anne Robinson]] getting her ovaries ripped out by [[Series/ThePriceIsRight Bob Barker]], and [[Music/{{Coldplay}} Chris Martin]] getting his heart ripped out by [[Music/{{U2}} Bono]] after Bono says to his audience that they can donate to his cause, if they "look into their heart".]]
30* AnimalMotifs:
31** Hugh Hefner is, of course, associated with rabbits, a reference to Magazine/{{Playboy}}'s iconic rabbit logo. He wears bunny slippers, a group of PlayboyBunnies come to his match to cheer him on, and his "signature move" is a [[GoombaStomp jumping attack]] called the "Playboy Bunny Hop".
32** During the fight between Creator/DrewBarrymore and Creator/FarrahFawcett, the two of them are trained in one of five Deadly Venoms -- a mysterious form of kung fu themed around animals. Barrymore's discipline is that of the Giraffe (tall and leggy with a long neck) and Fawcett's is that of the Dodo (a relic of the past with a silly name).
33* AnimateBodyParts: Creator/StephenKing's leg, an arm that may have been either that of Music/BritneySpears or Music/ChristinaAguilera, Ashlee Simpson's nose, UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein's brain and spine, Creator/EddieMurphy's hand, Mary-Kate Olsen's stomach, Wrestling/TheRock's eyebrow, Paul Teutul Sr.'s moustache, Beni Trauma's arm, and Nicky Jr's brain have all been shown to move on their own.
34* AnArmAndALeg: Happened a lot, but fighters were usually able to effortlessly continue fighting, and often even win, after losing a limb; some, including Dave Thomas, [[Music/{{Kiss}} Gene Simmons]], and Creator/LindaHamilton, won the match after losing ''both'' arms.
35* AnnualTitle: The name of the third Fandemonium episode is "Fandemonium 2000", since it first aired in the year 2000.
36** Not to mention every single "Deathbowl" episode, which is named for the year in which it aired.
37* ArrowsOnFire: Geena Davis tries to use one of these to light the torch during the episode “Deathbowl 2000” (which was sports-themed). It misses and [[AnnoyingArrows hits Nick in the head]].
38* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking:
39** From the "UsefulNotes/BillClinton vs. Ken Starr" fight: *smack* "That's for ruining my presidency." *smack* "''That's'' for ruining my marriage." *smack* "THAT'S for ruining my chances of hiring any more cute interns!"
40** Nick's show, ''Suddenly Diamond'', was canceled because of inane humor, gratuitous violence, and lack of a perky female character.
41* ArtAttacker: In the fight between Martha Stewart and Creator/SandraBernhard, Martha uses a hot-glue gun as a weapon, and [[spoiler: makes Bernhard's innards into a Christmas ornament.]]
42* ArtisticLicenseHistory: One episode had UsefulNotes/BenitoMussolini appearing who for some reason was wearing a pickelhaube. Why an Italian would be wearing a German helmet from the First World War is not addressed.
43* AnyoneCanDie: Well, ''almost'' anyone. The main cast does seem to be exempt, but given what happened to [[spoiler: Stacy]], even they can be killed if the need arises.
44* AsHimself: Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin, Wrestling/TheUndertaker, Wrestling/VinceMcMahon, Wrestling/{{Chyna}}, Wrestling/MickFoley ([[Wrestling/{{WWE}} seeing a pattern?]]), Music/MarilynManson, Creator/LucyLawless, Creator/WhoopiGoldberg, [[Series/{{Jackass}} Jason "Wee Man" Acuña]], Gilbert Gottfried, boxing referee Mills Lane, Debbie Matenopoulos, and Ron Jeremy (in the video game) have all voiced themselves on the show. In a related note, several celebrities shown as participants on the show have mentioned they would have actually done their own voices [[YouDidntAsk if they had been asked to do so.]]
45%%* AssholeVictim: Many of the losers are portrayed this way, like [[spoiler: UsefulNotes/CharlesManson, Creator/SeanPenn, Music/LeAnnRimes, John Rocker, Laura Schlessinger, Creator/JenniferLoveHewitt, Music/KidRock, and Music/{{Eminem}}.]]
46* AssKicksYou: Naturally present in the Music/JenniferLopez vs. Music/DollyParton fight, where Jennifer's butt and Dolly's breasts were enhanced with cybernetic add-ons.
47* AssShove:
48** [[spoiler: UsefulNotes/AlGore wins his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mIo2MwFYpc fight]] against Music/WeirdAlYankovic]] by pulling a stick out of his ass (the "executive branch") [[note]] [[DontExplainTheJoke This episode was made back during the 2000 election,]] when Gore was best known for being wooden, stiff and bland as opposed to an environmental crusader. [[/note]] and beating him with it. That stick? ''A very large tree.''
49** The Music/BeastieBoys shoved Creator/MarlonBrando up the exhaust pipe of the Music/BackstreetBoys' mecha robot.
50** There was also the Creator/LucyLawless/[[Series/AllyMcBeal Calista Flockhart]] [[http://metalvideo.us/watch_video.php?v=99d3a80fb022 match]], where this Trope was used in a way that was, for lack of a better term, bizarre. An accident in the fight has [[spoiler: Calista wind up with her head up Lucy's butt, at which point, after a few minutes of struggling, Lucy is able to completely "absorb" Calista into her body through that end of her. This somehow causes Calista to end up in her womb, which results in Lucy, at the end of the episode, giving birth to Calista as she would a newborn daughter. (In short, this show is not only violent, it's downright ''weird.'')]]
51** Creator/AndreAgassi kills Creator/TigerWoods by using a pitching machine to fire tennis balls up Woods' ass until he explodes.
52** Creator/ClarissaDicksonWright of the cooking show ''Series/TwoFatLadies'' stuffs Creator/EmerilLagasse's ass with lard like a turkey.
53** During the International episode, a RunningGag was that Nick Diamond would keep getting pulled aside during travel for an aggressive cavity search.
54* AscendedExtra: Famous boxing promoter Don King, who was basically [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Kenny]] during season 1, finally appeared as a fighter in season 2, the opponent being UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump.
55* AttackOfThe50FootWhatever: After 98 Degrees' HumongousMecha malfunctions and goes on a rampage through the city, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin tries to use his enlarging ray to turn himself into a giant in order to stop them. It malfunctions, and hits Music/JessicaSimpson instead.
56** Not to mention Music/{{Blink 182}}'s mecha, against which the aforementioned boy band was fighting, and which was destroyed (with Tom, Mark, and Travis still inside no less).
57* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: Mills Lane will NOT accept any insubordination in his ring, and is more than capable of taking down troublemakers, which Series/JudgeJudy was made well aware.
58** Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin wears this trope as well. If you value your health, don't ask questions when he tells you to do something.
59-->'''Stone Cold:''' [[MemeticMutation And that's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold says so!]]
60** Another example of this trope is UsefulNotes/BillClinton, in his fight against Kenneth Starr. Clinton was the president of the United States at the time, and is quite a skilled fighter as well, [[spoiler: eventually winning his fight with Starr.]]
61* AwesomeAussie: Creator/SteveIrwin is presented in all his wild, fearless glory, taking on ''the'' Medusa with his usual confident panache. He's not even a little scared of the mythological monster, he's just beyond thrilled to find such a rare specimen. [[spoiler: In fact, he slays Medusa by complete accident and is more pissed off at himself for killing such a rare specimen than relieved or happy.]]
62* BackFromTheDead: Several celebrities show up even though they've been killed before, like John Tesh, Creator/DavidLetterman, and Creator/DrewBarrymore [[note]] However, that episode was a big parody of horror movies, her death being a homage to Film/{{Scream|1996}}. [[/note]]
63** And ones that had died before the show as well, like Music/BobMarley. A fair amount of the fights involving dead celebrities [[InvokedTrope are made possible]] due to the CDM Time Machine.
64** It was a running gag in the first season that Don King was frequently killed in the audience.
65** Nick makes a DealWithTheDevil to bring back Music/{{NSYNC}} and the Music/BackstreetBoys for [[http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/716142/celebrity-deathmatch-nsync-vs-the-backstreet-boys.jhtml their showdown]].
66** In the revival, some celebrities came back after being killed in the original run. Some people believe this was because the crew for the revival didn't do enough research about the original run. [[spoiler:Ironically, several of them ended up ''winning'' their matches in the revival.]]
67** Moments after losing her match to Music/HilaryDuff, Nick decides to resurrect Creator/LindsayLohan using the time machine.
68* TheBadGuyWins: This happens from time to time, where a celebrity with a bad or negative reputation kills a celebrity who wouldn't deserve it, and is often downright sadistic about it. (Of course, there are plenty of times when the opposite has happened.) WordOfGod claimed that the outcomes of the matches were determined strictly with humor in mind, not on what made sense.
69* BarBrawl: Invoked with the "Music/{{TLC}} vs. [[Music/TheChicks Dixie Chicks]]" fight, where the ring is done up to look like a Wild West saloon.
70* BasicInstinctLegsCrossingParody: Creator/SharonStone, [[TropeMaker of course]], does this pose to limber up in her corner before her fight with Creator/KathyBates.
71* BattleCouple: On several occasions, there have been CDM matches between two famous celebrity couples.
72** Creator/BruceWillis and Creator/DemiMoore vs. Creator/TomCruise and Creator/NicoleKidman (from the episode "The Missing Girl") was the first example of this; Nick even said the fight defined the true meaning of the phrase "till death do us part".
73** Later, during the episode "Teen Night" the main event was a "Deathmatch Prom" where two couples battled to the death to see who would be Prom King and Queen -- and while one of those couples (Creator/JenniferLoveHewitt and Creator/ScottWolf) merely played a couple on ''Series/PartyOfFive'', the other (Creator/ReeseWitherspoon and Creator/RyanPhillippe) was a genuine couple at the time.
74** Finally, "Nick's Little Friend" gave us Creator/WarrenBeatty and Creator/AnnetteBening vs. Creator/TimRobbins and Creator/SusanSarandon. This fight ends up being a subversion, as during the fight, Sarandon leaves Robbins for Beatty and Bening gets furious and smashes Beatty and Sarandon's heads in. Robbins and Bening then form a bond with each other and fall in love while beating Beatty and Sarandon senseless, making it a double subversion.
75* BattleInTheCenterOfTheMind: Done ''literally'' with Creator/JohnCusack vs. Creator/JohnMalkovich. Of course, the whole idea is a ShoutOut to ''Film/BeingJohnMalkovich.''
76* BeatTheCurseOutOfHim: In the first HalloweenEpisode, Nicky Jr. gets possessed by a demon. Wrestling/TheUndertaker solves this by beating him up until the demon exits his body.
77* BeautyIsNeverTarnished: Whether this Trope is played straight, averted, or outright defied was very much DependingOnTheWriter, and it could even be different for two celebrities in the same match. Usually the winner of a match turned out no worse for wear (key word is ''usually'') while the loser was beaten to a bloody pulp. But that wasn't always the case.
78* BerserkButton: Has helped combatants before, like Music/QueenLatifah [[http://www.imdb.com/video/user/vi3436491033 against]] Music/LLCoolJ.
79** Do not try to take over the world or Nick Diamond will pull your brain out through your eye socket. Nor should you try to take his job by claiming he's dead.
80** Try to hurt an animal in [[Series/ThePriceIsRight Bob Barker's]] presence, he'll rip your ovaries out. [[spoiler: [[Series/TheWeakestLink Anne Robinson]]]] learned this the hard way.
81** God help you if you mistake Creator/KathyGriffin for [[Series/NewsRadio Vicki Lewis.]]
82** Jerry Lewis knocking the martini out of Dean Martin's hands causes Martin to start kicking Jerry's ass (after a few sobering "tough love" slaps from Music/FrankSinatra).
83** In all of Creator/PamelaAnderson's fights her berserk button has been Tommy Lee. She challenges Creator/{{RuPaul}} to a deathmatch because of [=RuPaul=]'s attempt to flirt with Tommy who was her husband; [[spoiler: she even wins this fight]] because of this trope. In Pam's second fight, her berserk button gets pushed multiple times due to her opponent, Tommy's previous wife Heather Locklear trying to kill Tommy Lee, since they were literally fighting to determine whether or not he dies ([[spoiler: he did, right after Heather took Pam out.]]) In her third fight, she's fed up with Tommy and decides to take out her anger, which leads to [[spoiler: a major CurbStompBattle in Pam's favour.]]
84*** And let's not forget, Locklear also had a berserk button of her own.
85--->'''Heather Locklear:''' "[[IAmNotSpock DAMMIT, MY NAME IS NOT AMANDA! MY NAME IS HEATHER!]]"
86** From the ''Series/SexAndTheCity'' fight on the episode "Slaughter in the City:"
87--->'''Kim Cattrall''' (to "SARAH JESSICA PARKER"): "Honey, I was making ''Film/{{Porkys}}'' while you were still popping zits on ''Series/SquarePegs''."
88--->'''Cynthia Nixon''': You were in ''Film/{{Porkys}}?'' But that was 20 years ago. Which means you're--" (Kapow!)
89** The episode "Deathcon 2001" featured a match between Creator/LindaHamilton and Creator/SigourneyWeaver. Weaver was ahead, having ripped off both of Linda's arms. Linda walked over to where some kids in the audience were sitting and asked if she could borrow their pen, which she took with her mouth. Linda then wrote the words [[Film/{{Titanic 1997}} "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!"]] in big letters on the mat, and asked Sigourney that, before she kills her, could Sigourney at least read what Linda had written.
90--->'''Sigourney''' (not getting the significance): "'I'm the king of the world?'"
91--->'''Linda''': (snapping, screaming): "''Film/{{Titanic|1997}}?'' In [[Creator/JamesCameron your]] case, it should have been ''Microscopic!''"
92** Johnny goes mad when Nick refuses to bring on the main event in the "Backstreet Boys vs. *NSYNC" match. (Both combatants were already dead.) Also, in an earlier episode when Nick repeatedly slaps Johnny upside the head to prove he would be the faster of the two, Johnny eventually snaps by ripping Nick's ear off.
93** DON'T call Mandy Moore a Music/BritneySpears or Music/ChristinaAguilera wannabe.
94** Unless you enjoy getting eviscerated, it's best not to call Joe C a midget, or take credit for his accomplishments.
95** Don't touch Creator/ChristopherWalken's hair or he'll flatten your head till your eyes pop out.
96** Don't make fun of [[{{Creator/AdamSandler}} Adam Sandler's]] deceased bulldog, Meatball.
97** It's also not wise to insult Creator/LindsayLohan about her family to her face.
98* BewareTheNiceOnes:
99** In one match, Creator/TomHanks gets beaten up by Creator/SeanPenn at first, but the tables turn when Sean Penn beats up a random photographer, angering Tom Hanks.
100** '''"MY NAME IS LEANN [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] RIMES!!!"'''
101** Also, UsefulNotes/MahatmaGandhi. Though that was because he had his cerebrospinal fluid (and, essentially, his personality) swapped out with that of UsefulNotes/GenghisKhan.
102** Creator/BobBarker. Creator/AnneRobinson threatening to kill a puppy causes him to [[spoiler: ''rip out her ovaries'', killing her.]]
103** Creator/DavidSpade spends most of the match getting completely pummeled until he [[spoiler: slings one of Scottie Pippen's [[UsefulNotes/NationalBasketballAssociation NBA]] championship rings through Creator/StevenSeagal's brain.]]
104** Don't mess with Mandy Moore -- you may not live to see the consequences.
105** Then there's Music/GarthBrooks, who managed to subdue ''Music/MarilynManson''. [[spoiler: Sure, Manson got the last laugh]], but it was still pretty darn impressive.
106** A sort of weird example with Creator/SteveIrwin, where he does manage to [[spoiler: kill Medusa,]] but it's completely by accident, and he's more interested in teaching the audience about her than actually fighting.
107** Creator/JKRowling seems harmless at first, until she summons Voldemort.
108** [[Music/TheProdigy Keith Flint]] found this out the hard way, although [[Music/CelineDion the person]] dealing with had help, or was her either free will or not.
109** Creator/ChristopherWalken during his fight with Creator/GaryOldman, though he has a HeroicBSOD afterwards.
110** UsefulNotes/MichaelJordan is shown as the "good guy" in his fight with Creator/DennisRodman, but that doesn't stop him from shoving Rodman in the garbage can ([[spoiler: which somehow kills him...]])
111** In the ''Series/{{Survivor}}'' royal-rumble match, after Jerri and Susan decide to team up, the audience vote in Colleen and Elisabeth, who Jerri mocks for being "nice girls"... until they both convince Susan to turn on Jerri in order to gain popularity; even before then, Colleen blinds Jerri with medical cream, and even manages to temporarily subdue Susan before being cornered.
112*** Once Tina is voted into the ring, she comes across as a maternal and caring woman... until she pulls a FaceHeelTurn on Elisabeth, Colby, AND Colleen. [[spoiler: She ultimately wins the fight.]]
113** The ''Series/SexAndTheCity'' four-way match has Creator/KimCattrall prey on Creator/KristinDavis's naivete when the latter seems too nice to actually put up a fight by giving her a poisoned ''Magazine/{{Cosmopolitan}}''. Turns out Kristin was only pretending to be nice and naive as she waits for Kim to take out Sarah and Cynthia before standing up, delivering a brutal insult calling out Kim for being a slut ("Unlike you, I NEVER SWALLOW!" referring to the poisoned ''Cosmo''), and then bisecting Kim using the biggest "back massager" (dildo) they made.
114** Music/HilaryDuff is mostly at a disadvantage in her fight with Creator/LindsayLohan but when she finally loses it after Lohan tries to set her on fire, she brutally rips off Lohan's arms and legs before finishing with her head.
115* BigEater:
116** Creator/MarlonBrando is portrayed this way in "The Battle of Boys With Toys". He constantly references food throughout the episode, his dressing room is loaded with food, he is [[GrapesOfLuxury being fed ice cream by his personal assistant]] while Stacey interviews him, and he is so fat that he cannot get up from his chair and has to be lowered onto the ring to referee the match.
117** Creator/AnnaNicoleSmith, mostly to provide a contrast with her opponent, the [[WeightWoe diet-obsessed]] Sarah Ferguson. She's constantly chowing down on food during the match, including a bag of pork rinds that she calls a "between-snack snack", and her foe says "Eat this!" before attacking her and calls her "Jabba the Slut".
118* BitchInSheepsClothing: Creator/JennyMcCarthy at the end of her deathmatch against Creator/CarmenElectra. After being repeatedly groped by Creator/HowardStern, both team up to teach Stern a lesson. While Carmen is honestly worried about Jenny's safety when Howard Stern is about to blow up, Jenny is only waiting for the right moment to turn on Carmen, actually directing her right into her death. She even calls Carmen a sucker for having fallen for her ruse.
119* BlandNameProduct:
120** During the UsefulNotes/MichaelJordan vs. Creator/DennisRodman fight, MJ drinks a can of "Peppie".
121** During the Creator/KevinCostner vs. Creator/KevinSmith fight, Smith puts Costner in an "[=EdFex=]" box.
122** During the Derek Jeter vs. John Rocker fight, John Rocker smacks Derek Jeter with a box of “Cracker Jerks”.
123* BloodierAndGorier: The revival tended to be this, with the bloodshed being more exaggerated.
124* BloodyHilarious: The show is full of blood and gore, all of which is PlayedForLaughs.
125** On the other hand, the show would sometmes go for BloodlessCarnage instead, with massive wounds that don't shed a single drop of blood. Like pretty much everything else on the show, it's usually determined by RuleOfFunny.
126* BoobBasedGag:
127** The fight between Music/DollyParton and Music/JenniferLopez has the two combatants being given special armor that would enlarge Dolly's breasts and [[AssKicksYou Lopez's butt]] and allow them to be used as weapons.
128** The fight between Creator/PamelaAnderson and [[Music/MotleyCrue Tommy Lee]] has Pamela [[spoiler: crushing Tommy's skull]] between her breasts.
129** During the fight between Creator/RebeccaRomijn and Creator/NaomiCampbell, both of the fighters apparently kept a [[VictoriasSecretCompartment vast amount of items in their cleavage]]. For Rebecca this included a cellphone (complete with a vibrating ring tone that made her chest jiggle) and a needle, and both fighters kept water bottles in their bountiful bosoms.
130** The ''Series/{{Survivor}}'' battle royale has Tina remark the she'll get a facelift and boob job. She's also bouncing at various points, and she bashes Colby's head in with her chest.
131* BookEnds:
132** In "Censorship Problems", both Ron Jeremy and Moe Howard are killed in the same fashion: impalement through the head [[DoubleEntendre with wood]]. Not only that, but consider the following: Tommy Lee killed Ron Jeremy with his penis, while Larry Fine, after accidentally de-aging himself into a sperm, helped Curly win the main event by [[EyeScream going for Luciano Pavarotti's eye]].
133* BrainsEvilBrawnGood: This Trope was Inverted and then played straight in the same episode, with UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein and Wrestling/{{Chyna}}. First inverted when Chyna acts out the Heel wrestler part up to eleven and ''brutally'' kills Einstein, simply ForTheEvulz. Then played straight when [[spoiler: Einstein's brain stages a FakedKidnapping of itself demanding a five million dollar ransom, so it can steal the money; it gets away with it too, and is last seen escaping to Brazil.]]
134* BreadEggsMilkSquick: "This is her at 4 months, this is her first miniskirt, and what's this? Oh, right, this is her first fight with a 10-headed serpent."
135* BreakingTheFourthWall: In the early seasons, there have been several nods to the show's claymation animation.
136** A variation occurred in the "Frankie Muniz vs. [[Series/TheSopranos Robert Iler]]" bout, where Muniz kept talking to the camera a la Series/MalcolmInTheMiddle... only to be called out on it by Iler mid-fight.
137* BreastExpansion: Music/DollyParton was given special armor that enlarged her breasts on command to be used as weapons during her fight against Jennifer Lopez (who had similar armor equipped on her ass).
138* BringMyBrownPants: Forewarned prior to Nick Diamond challenging Zatar the alien. Johnny tries to stop him by warning him that he has a spastic colon.
139* BullyingADragon:
140** Okay, when Deathmatch is holding an awards ceremony for the Most Dangerous and Entertaining Female of the Year, it is ''not'' a good idea to interrupt said ceremony, steal the trophy, brag about it to the crowd, and then insult the actual guest of honor, especially when said guest of honor is Creator/LucyLawless. However, Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopes was so full of herself after winning the main event, she did just that; Lucy's response was to ''cut her into quarters.''
141** After reverting to his human form, The Wolfman tries to convince Mills Lane to give him the victory over FrankensteinsMonster because, being stitched together from corpses, the Monster was technically already dead to begin with. It almost works, but the Wolfman makes the mistake of rubbing it in the Monster's face, enraging it. Since the Wolfman could no longer use his wolf-like strength to fight back, the Monster was able to kill him easily.
142* ButtMonkey: After the above-named RunningGag about Don King got stale, a very unlucky popcorn vendor took his place, killed or injured on numerous occasions, and even possessed by a demon once.
143%%** Nick Diamond.
144* ByWallThatIsHoley: The match between [[Series/{{Friends}} Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, and Lisa Kudrow]] saw the ring decorated like a sitcom set. When [[spoiler: it collapses (killing the combatants)]], referee Mills Lane survives through this method.
145* CainAndAbel: Russell Simmons vs. [[Music/RunDMC Rev Run]] [[spoiler: [[http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/715489/celebrity-deathmatch-rev-run-vs-russell-simmons.jhtml Rev defeats Simmons]]]], [[Film/TheBreakfastClub Emilio Estevez]] vs. Creator/CharlieSheen [[spoiler: [[http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/715671/celebrity-deathmatch-charlie-sheen-vs-emilio-estevez.jhtml Sheen defeats Estevez]]]], [[Creator/MaryKateAndAshleyOlsen Mary Kate Olsen vs. Ashley Olsen]] [[spoiler: [[http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/715667/celebrity-deathmatch-mary-kate-vs-ashley-olsen.jhtml The third Olsen twin defeats both]]]], Creator/AshleyJudd vs. Music/WynonnaJudd [[spoiler: Wynnona defeats Ashley]], [[Music/{{Oasis}} Liam Gallagher vs. Noel Gallagher]].
146** The latter had the completely off-the-wall ending of [[spoiler: Creator/{{Gallagher}} the comedian running in with his [[ThingOMatic Sledge-O-Matic]] and taking out both Gallagher brothers by himself.]]
147* CallBack: At the end of the "[[http://kisscartoon.me/Cartoon/Celebrity-Deathmatch/Season-03-Episode-08-Sex-Lugs-Rock-n-roll?id=13684 Sex, Lugs, and Rock and Roll]]" episode, Nick falls off of the announcer's booth and appears to be unconscious. Johnny's reaction? "Nick! Oh no, not again!" [[note]] the last time Nick fell off of the announcer's booth was in season 1's "Celebrity Deathmatch Goes to the Movies". The impact put him into a ''3 episode long coma''. [[/note]]
148* TheCallsAreComingFromInsideTheHouse: During the Neve Campbell vs. Sarah Michelle Gellar fight, Johnny and Nick receive an ominous phone call from a serial killer. They call him back, only to discover the call was coming from inside the arena. [[spoiler: The phone call seemed to be coming from a platypus (who was mistaken for a man in a platypus costume), so Gellar and Campbell [[EnemyMine teamed up to beat him down]]. Turns out, the platypus was not the killer, and the real killer remained uncaught.]]
149* CanadianEqualsHockeyFan: In the fight between Music/AlanisMorissette and Music/{{Jewel}}, Jewel gets squished into the shape of a hockey puck, and Morisette's Canadian heritage manifests in her whacking Jewel into a light fixture, hockey-style.
150* TheCanKickedHim: How [[spoiler: Music/BruceSpringsteen]] wins his fight against [[spoiler: [[Series/TheSopranos James Gandolfini]].]]
151* CarFu: Andre Agassi steals Tiger Woods’ golf cart and uses it to run over not only Woods, but Agassi’s ex-wife Creator/BrookeShields.
152* CartwrightCurse: ''Weaponized'' by Anna Nicole Smith. Since her last husband died shortly after marrying her, she finishes off her opponent, Sarah Ferguson, by marrying her, which causes Ferguson's heart to explode.
153* CatchPhrase: Many characters have at least one; see [[Characters/CelebrityDeathmatch the character sheet]].
154* CelebrityCasualty: By the very nature of its premise, every episode ends with at least one instance of this.
155* ChainedHeat: Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera get tied to each other's hair for their fight.
156** Also, Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert are tied to each other's thumbs.
157* ChefOfIron: Any time a famous chef makes it onto this show, they are portrayed this way. For example, in the fight between TV chefs Emeril Lagasse and the Two Fat Ladies, they take turns using their opponent's body parts as ingredients in a dish (for example, cutting off fingers to make literal "finger sandwiches"), and the fight ends with Emeril Lagasse getting thrown into an oven and cooked alive.
158* ChekhovsGun: Music/MissyElliott's lollipops are constantly being swatted away seconds after she places them in her mouth. [[spoiler: She eventually manages to use two of them to blind Gwen Stefani before decapitating her.]]
159** In the fight between Rev Run and Russell Simmons, [[spoiler: Rev defeats Simmons]] by spin-kicking his head off his shoulders. Later on during the fight between Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom, the head (which is still alive) falls back into the ring, and the two duel while attempting to balance on it. (mimicking a scene from Pirates of the Caribbean).
160* ChekhovsGunman: Quite a few.
161** The "No. 1 fan" from the beginning of "Fandemonium 2000" [[spoiler: is the catalyst behind NSYNC and The Backstreet Boys being brought back to life for the main event]].
162** After [[spoiler: Lil' Jon wins his match by default thanks to his opponent (Lil' Kim) being in jail]], he begins boasting about how he's the "King of the Lil' People". Then, Lil' Wayne and Lil' Bow Wow (who won the previous two bouts) come back to try and kick his ass.
163** The Hanson kids [[UnexplainedRecovery return]] and attempt to do to [[spoiler: Manson]] what he did to them and [[spoiler: The Spice Girls]] in an earlier episode. Things go awry when one of the kids [[ItMakesSenseInContext loses control of a]] [[ChainsawGood chainsaw]].
164* ChekhovsSkill: The Tahitian Skeleton-Pull of Death.
165* ChuckCunninghamSyndrome: Marv Albert appeared in the "Deathbowl '98" pilot and the first episode of the series as a correspondent. However, he was never seen again after the Jim Carrey vs. Mariah Carey fight, as he suddenly vanished without explanation.
166* TheCityVsTheCountry: The gist of the Lauryn Hill vs. Shania Twain fight. To further drive this point home, half the ring is decorated like a city street corner, and the other half is decorated like a farm.
167* {{Claymation}}: [[CaptainObvious If the fact the opening disclaimer of every episode ends with "Anyway, IT'S JUST CLAY!" wasn't a tip-off for you...]]
168* ClippedWingAngel: Music/MichaelJackson used his Moonwalker Magic to transform into an animal in a last ditch effort to defeat Music/{{Madonna}}. [[spoiler: He ended up as a hamster that Madonna easily kicked into the acid.]]
169* CombiningMecha: During their fight with Music/NSync, the Music/BackstreetBoys combine into a gigantic "Backstreet Beast".
170* ComicallyOversizedButt: One match featured a fight between Music/DollyParton and Music/JenniferLopez in which they were fitted with experimental suits that weaponized their most famous assets, and thus Parton ended up with weaponized boobs while J-Lo got a weaponized ass.
171* CrackDefeat: [[spoiler: Gandhi over Genghis Khan, and David Spade over Steven Seagal.]]
172* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass:
173** Nick Diamond may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but try to take over the world... or try to take his job by claiming he and Johnny are dead...
174** Pamela Anderson's first fight kinda went like this. She wasn't a moron, but her opponent, [=RuPaul=], seemed to have a major strength advantage over Pam. Then, when [=RuPaul=] thought it was a good idea to flirt with Pam's husband at the time, Tommy Lee, [[spoiler: Pam quickly brought her A-game, and proceeded to beat [=RuPaul=] easily.]]
175** During [[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2rbrox the fight]] between Creator/QuentinTarantino and Creator/SpikeLee, guest referee Creator/WoodyAllen is constantly being used as a weapon by both of them. [[spoiler: When Sun Yi tells him [[LysistrataGambit she won't give him loving if he doesn't start fighting back]], Allen quickly dispatches both fighters.]]
176** In their tag-team match against Creator/WillSmith and Creator/TommyLeeJones, it seems Creator/GillianAnderson has no sympathy for her co-star getting his ass handed to him and would rather take a call from her cell phone. It isn't until Creator/DavidDuchovny actually begs her for help that she steps up and beats Tommy back into his corner with minimal effort.
177* CruelAndUnusualDeath: The loser of the fight often suffers this. Some examples include getting cut up into paper dolls, getting run over by a steamroller, and swallowing helium and then getting popped.
178* CurbStompBattle:
179** [[http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/715700/celebrity-deathmatch-loch-ness-monster-vs-bigfoot.jhtml The Loch Ness Monster vs. Bigfoot.]] [[spoiler: Nessie wins in seconds.]] Everyone present was expecting the longest, most epic fight in the history of ''Celebrity Deathmatch'', with Stone Cold Steve Austin calling it "a six-second suckfest".
180** Same with the season 5's rematch of [[http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/716136/celebrity-deathmatch-kobe-bryant-vs-shaquille-oneal.jhtml Shaquille O'Neal vs. Kobe Bryant]]. [[spoiler: Shaq ends the fight early by lifting and choking Kobe with one hand and then tearing his head off with the other.]]
181** Pamela Anderson's third fight can only be described as this since [[spoiler: not only was she kicking the crap out of her opponent, he didn't really get to fight back, the only thing he really did was say things that pissed her off.]]
182** [[http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/celebrity-death-match-mahatma-gandhi-vs-genghis-khan/82314035/ Gandhi vs. Genghis Khan]]. [[spoiler: Genghis Khan]] fails to get in a single hit.
183** Subverted in David Spade vs. Steven Seagal. [[spoiler: Spade only gets in one hit... the winning one.]]
184*** A similar thing happens in [[http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/715727/celebrity-deathmatch-steve-irwin-vs-medusa.jhtml Steve Irwin vs. Medusa]] where [[spoiler: Steve doesn't even ''try'' to fight until he (accidentally) rips Medusa's head off.]]
185** [[UsefulNotes/{{Tennis}} Andre Agassi]] [[http://www.vbox7.com/play:7c3524df vs. Tiger Woods]]. [[spoiler: Tiger]] never gets any offense in.
186** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuHu0Bm6_k8 Cameron Diaz vs. Meryl Streep]] is originally intended to be a staged performance with Diaz pretending to kill Streep. [[spoiler: However, Streep ends up taking her role too seriously and wipes the floor with Diaz.]]
187** [[http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/12459/richard-simmons-vs-billy-blanks.jhtml Richard Simmons vs. Billy Blanks]]. [[spoiler: Simmons]] only gets one hit, which does no damage, and all his attempts end up backfiring on him.
188** Subverted in the [[http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/715950/celebrity-deathmatch-eric-and-julia-roberts-vs-donny-and-marie-osmond.jhtml Julia and Eric Roberts vs. Marie and Donny Osmond]] fight. [[spoiler: Julia and Eric get absolutely ''no'' offense in, and yet they ''still'' win the match when Marie and Donny chew each other's heads off.]]
189* CutAndPasteNote: Johnny and Nick get one during the episode where Albert Einstein's brain goes missing.
190* {{Cyborg}}: Creator/ShannenDoherty becomes one during her fight against Creator/HalleBerry, when a smart car engine falls on her head and fuses with her brain.
191** Midway through their fight, Creator/SylvesterStallone manages to headbutt Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger, causing half of his face to peel off and reveal he is one of these (as a shout-out to his role in ''Film/TheTerminator'').
192** In the video game, Carmen Electra is revealed as one after she sustains enough damage.
193* DarkHorseVictory: In the middle of the Hansen vs. the Spice Girls fight, the light rigging is cut, killing everyone in the ring. It's revealed that Marilyn Manson was the one responsible, causing him to win the fight.
194* DavidVersusGoliath: Creator/DavidSpade vs. Steven Seagal; Creator/ChrisRock [[http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/716117/celebrity-deathmatch-chris-rock-vs-dwayne-the-rock-johnson.jhtml versus]] [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]].
195** It's actually invoked and literalized in the case of Spade vs. Seagal. Before the match starts, Nick says, "Their names are David and Steven, but they might as well be David and Goliath." Seagal, of course, dominates the fight. He throws Spade out to the floor by his underwear, [[spoiler: where he finds [[UsefulNotes/NationalBasketballAssociation Chicago Bulls basketball]] star Scottie Pippen sitting in the front row. Spade borrows one of Pippen's championship rings and, using his underwear as a slingshot, launches the ring right through Seagal's head. When referee Mills Lane asks if Seagal is ok, he says, "Yeah, sure, Grandpa," and collapses face first on to the mat. This is topped off by Spade telling Seagal that the planned sequel to ''Hard to Kill'' had been cancelled.]]
196** Referenced in the Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio vs. Creator/JackNicholson fight. When [=DiCaprio=] seemingly won, Johnny asked "Has David slain Goliath?"
197** The-then 12-year old Haley Joel Osment vs. Macaulay Culkin, who was ''20!'' Despite being somewhat LighterAndSofter than usual, with the gimmick being that the match was set in a playground like a schoolyard bully fight, it was still a Deathmatch and required a child to fight an adult. Osment managed to win with the help of the ghosts of former Deathmatch competitors who tore Culkin limb from limb at the end, but it was a close call, since he wasn't a physical match against Culkin at ALL.
198* DeadlyGame: The entire premise.
199** Also in a more specific example would be the ''Series/{{Survivor}}'' special, were various contestants were voted into the fight by the audience.
200** Don't forget about the "fight" between [[Series/WheelOfFortune Pat Sajak]] [[http://www.frequency.com/video/celebrity-deathmatch-alex-trebek-vs-pat/160447161/-/5-141006 and]] Creator/AlexTrebek, which saw the two competing against each other in a brutal game show that combined elements from both of their respective shows.
201** And, of course, the [[Series/WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire Who Wants to be a Dead Game Show Host]] game, played by Chuck Woolery and Regis Philbin.
202** While their fight wasn't exclusively based on either of their shows, [[https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x34aaz6 Bob Barker and Anne Robinson]] both utilize their respective shows to inflict pain on each other - Barker sustains extensive facial injury for every question he gets wrong, and Robinson's broken leg is the basis of a guessing game.
203** [[Series/WinBenSteinsMoney Ben Stein]] turns his fight against [[Series/{{Jackass}} Johnny Knoxville]] into one of these.
204* DeadlyRotaryFan: "Fandemonium I" features a giant killer fan wheel during the Creator/AdamSandler [[http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/715689/celebrity-deathmatch-chris-rock-vs-adam-sandler.jhtml vs.]] Creator/ChrisRock fight.
205* DealWithTheDevil: Nick ends up resorting to making a pact with Satan to bring NSYNC and the Backstreet Boys back to life after they were chosen to fight each other by the fans, but had already been killed in previous fights. Satan is already sick of them and only demands one other soul in exchange, which ends up being the ContestWinnerCameo.
206* DeathDealer: In her battle against John Edward, Miss Cleo attacks him by throwing tarot cards at him.
207* DeathByIrony / KarmicDeath:
208** At the end of the [[https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xbuyb6_celebrity-deathmatch-derek-jeter-vs_shortfilms Derek Jeter / John Rocker]] fight, [[spoiler: Jeter offs Rocker by shocking him with a [=DieHard=] battery. Prior to this fight, Rocker became infamous for a rant he made against the people of New York City. After his death via electrocution, what does Rocker's charred corpse resemble? The Statue of Liberty!]]
209** At the end of the Dave Thomas vs. Colonel Sanders fight, [[spoiler: Sanders' headless body collapses into and rolls around in a bowl of flour, a bowl of egg wash, and a bowl of bread crumbs, and then Thomas kicks him into a deep-frier, where his body is fried. This is the exact process by which fried chicken is made.]]
210* DemonicPossession: A demon known as Captain Doody possesses Nick's son in the Halloween episode, and Wrestling/TheUndertaker challenges him to a deathmatch for Nick Jr.'s soul.
211* DestructiveSaviour: The Loch Ness Monster briefly wins the crowd when, during its post-match rampage, it kills Don King.
212-->'''Creator/MikeTyson:''' [[ElmuhFuddSyndwome I'm fwee! I'm fwee!]] The King is dead! Long live the monster!
213* [[DoNotCallMePaul Do Not Call Me Mark]]: On an episode where Wrestling/TheUndertaker ([[AsHimself voiced by him]]) fought a demon named Captain Doody [[note]] A parody of ''Film/TheExorcist'''s "Captain Howdy" [[/note]], Doody taunted him by calling him by his real name, Mark (Calaway).
214** ''Captain'' Doody!
215* DisproportionateRetribution: While this does seem to be a staple in this reality (pretty much ''any'' excuse for wanting someone dead is legitimate) one case that stands out is the HalloweenEpisode [[spoiler: where Stacy Cornbred came back from the dead leading a zombie horde, intent on killing Debbie because she "stole her job". You have to take Debbie's side with this one; that was ''not'' her fault.]]
216* DreadfulMusician: In the Ricky Martin vs. William Hung fight, William Hung grabs a microphone and starts singing, which causes Ricky Martin's ears to bleed. Johnny compares Hung's singing to "a thousand fingers simultaneously scratching a thousand chalkboards". [[spoiler: Subverted in that, after getting choked by Ricky Martin, Hung's voice becomes smoother and more pleasant.]]
217* DudeLooksLikeALady: Boy George obviously. In the '80s Flashback episode, he's in a match with ''Series/MiamiVice'' star Don Johnson because he somehow didn't know that B.G. is actually a man, and [[UnsettlingGenderReveal came within seconds of having sex with him]].
218* TheEasyWayOrTheHardWay: At one point during his fight with Creator/ErnestHemingway, [[Wrestling/MickFoley Mankind]] winds up accidentally getting his ''neck'' wrapped up in the ring ropes, putting himself at risk of choking himself to death. Hemingway points out that at this point, the fight can only end thusly: [[{{Pun}} The easy way, or the Hemingway.]] Mankind's response? [[TakeAThirdOption All but]] '''''[[TakeAThirdOption scalping himself]]''''' [[TakeAThirdOption by forcing himself out of the ropes.]]
219* EdibleBludgeon: In her battle with her sister Creator/{{Ashley|Judd}}, Music/WynonnaJudd uses a licorice whip as... well, a whip.
220* EpicFail:
221** Nick's attempt to [[SixDegreesOfKevinBacon connect Jesse Ventura to Kevin Bacon]] [[spoiler: resulting in a long roundabout which results in linking Ventura... [[ShapedLikeItself with Ventura]]]] [[note]] For the record, [[http://oracleofbacon.org/movielinks.php?a=Kevin+Bacon&b=Jesse+Ventura+%28I%29&use_using=1&u0=on&use_genres=1&g0=on&g4=on&g8=on&g16=on&g20=on&g1=on&g5=on&g9=on&g13=on&g17=on&g21=on&g25=on&g2=on&g6=on&g10=on&g14=on&g22=on&g26=on&g3=on&g11=on&g15=on&g23=on&g27=on Ventura's Bacon Number is 2]]. [[/note]].
222** Another EF moment by Nick, in the "Sex, Lugs and, Rock N' Roll" episode, he tries to show Johnny his skill at smashing a soda can with his head which he learned in college... Except he forgot that you're supposed to use an aluminium can, and ends up nearly cracking his head open with a glass bottle.
223** Creator/PamelaAnderson's first attack against Creator/RuPaul was to kick [=RuPaul=] in the groin... only for [=RuPaul=] to NoSell it by revealing he was wearing steel-plated underwear. Actually, the first half of that fight was an epic fail for Pam, but when she got her second wind, Pamela went from busty damsel / wimp to busty badass.
224** During the [[Film/TheThreeStooges Three Stooges]] vs. Three Tenors fight, Larry Fine got the idea to de-age himself back to his prime, and ended up de-aging himself to a sperm cell because he accidentally set the year too low. Subverted in that [[spoiler: he still somehow managed to help Curly Howard kill the two remaining Tenors by [[HeroicSacrifice slamming himself into Luciano Pavarotti's eye]].]]
225** Music/MichaelJackson attempts to transform into a vicious animal during his fight with Madonna, only for the attempt to backfire and [[spoiler: transform him into a hamster that she easily kills.]]
226* EurekaMoment: [[spoiler: Creator/HarrisonFord]] only got the idea of how to defeat [[spoiler: Creator/SamuelLJackson]] when the latter said [[spoiler: Ford]] [[ShownTheirWork should've stuck with]] ''[[ShownTheirWork carpentry]]''.
227* EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas: In the match between Music/LeAnnRimes and [[Music/WuTangClan Ol' Dirty Bastard]], ODB becomes [[BerserkButton furious]] and gets a serious second wind after Rimes insults his mother, [[spoiler: eventually beating Rimes to a bloody pulp.]] (Of course, the general theme of the match is to suggest [[MeanCharacterNiceActor that he isn't as "bad" as his reputation makes him out to be...]] [[NiceCharacterMeanActor Rimes, on the other hand...]])
228** On "37th Annual [[ScienceFiction [=SciFi=]]] Fight Night", [[Franchise/StarWars Mark Hamill and Peter Mayhew]] made a guest appearance. The crowd called for Mayhew to talk like Chewbacca, which he tried to resist, explaining [[ShownTheirWork that Chewie's voice was the product of combining different animal sounds]]. Finally, he gives in and tries talking like Chewbacca, prompting Zatar the Alien [[note]] The episode opened with Music/CelineDion singing the National Anthem to boos, with fans holding signs reading "Sink the ''Film/{{Titanic|1997}}'' Chick" and "Make Her Shut Up", until Music/TheProdigy's Keith Flint ran in to stop her. Dion suddenly revealed herself to be Zatar the Alien, who ate Keith Flint's head. [[/note]], who was in the crowd at the time, to say, "Hey, [[StarfishLanguage nobody talks that way about my mama!"]]
229* EveryoneHasStandards:
230** Johnny and Nick believe that killing should be allowed in [[DuelToTheDeath the Deathmatch Ring only!]]
231** Also, while they were okay with most forms of torture or gruesome death, they felt that Music/OzzyOsbourne making Music/RobZombie give him a pedicure crossed the line. (Mills was okay with it, however.)
232** Even Mills Lane himself thought [[spoiler: Creator/JamesVanDerBeek had crossed the line by desecrating the flag in order to beat UsefulNotes/SaddamHussein.]]
233** Barring exceptional circumstances such as specialty matches, firearms are ''expressly'' forbidden in the ring, and Mills Lane will immediately confiscate them, as experienced by Dennis Franz and Charlton Heston.
234** [[spoiler: Creator/JamieKennedy explains this to [[Creator/SachaBaronCohen Ali G]]]] in order to kill him.
235* EverythingsDeaderWithZombies:
236** The second Halloween episode had, among other things, zombies laying siege to the arena, led by the zombified corpse of [[spoiler: the show's first interviewer, Stacy Cornbred, looking to get her job back]] by any means necessary.
237** Music/OzzyOsbourne turned Music/{{Rob|Zombie}} [[PunnyName Zombie]] into his zombie slave during the match.
238* EvilChef: Beni Trauma, one of the Super Freaks. His opponent was another Super Freak named Potato Khan, a living potato. Actually, he may not have been ''completely'' evil. He was awfully nice to a kid in the audience.
239* EvilerThanThou: Music/OzzyOsbourne had this attitude towards Music/RobZombie in their match, and he pretty much proved it.
240%%** Also, Music/MarilynManson towards UsefulNotes/CharlesManson.
241* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin:
242** Said show is called "''Celebrity'' '''''Deathmatch'''''". ...[[ComicallyMissingThePoint OBVIOUSLY this is]] [[TooDumbToLive about some kind of]] [[SarcasmMode political satire]]!
243** Also cropped up when Music/RageAgainstTheMachine fought the Machine... which was a killer robot. Tom Morello and Zack de la Rocha were quick to call this out, as they were expecting a fight against "The Man". Tim Commerford and Brad Wilk try to pull a ScrewThisImOuttaHere, [[spoiler: only to become the Machine's first victims on their way out.]]
244-->'''Morello:''' "Yo, when you said we were fighting "the Machine", we thought you were talking about, like, capitalist oppression or something!"\
245'''de la Rocha:''' "Yeah, we're monarchists!"\
246'''Morello:''' "Marxists, dude."\
247'''de la Rocha:''' "Whatever, we don't wanna fight no crazy robot!"\
248'''Mills Lane:''' [[ExactWords "You signed on the dotted line, son!"]]
249* ExcaliburInTheStone: During the fight between Elton John and Ozzy Osbourne (which was released shortly after Elton John was knighted), Queen Elizabeth throws Excalibur into the ring, and Johnny Gomez establishes that only a true knight can pull the sword out of the stone. Elton can't pull it out, and the Queen says "What kind of knight ''are'' you?".
250* ExplodingCigar: UsefulNotes/BillClinton shoves one into Kenneth Starr's mouth and lights it as an attack.
251* ExplosiveStupidity: Creator/JessicaSimpson attempts to kill Creator/NickLachey by throwing a grenade at him, but is absent-minded enough to forget to remove the pin. [[spoiler: An enraged Lachey takes it upon himself to show her exactly how you're supposed to detonate a grenade... [[MemeticMutation And boom goes the dynami-]] er, grenade.]]
252* EyeScream: [[CaptainObvious You would be impressed with the fact this occurs during this show more than once.]]
253** "Deathbowl '98" has Creator/PamelaAnderson win her fight against Creator/RuPaul by shoving the latter's shoe through their eye socket.
254** Nick Diamond's finishing move against Zoltar the Alien is to shove his hand through his giant eye, and rip out his brain. [[NotQuiteDead However, a later episode reveals he survived.]]
255** Tommy Lee manages to take out Ron Jeremy in this fashion... by [[GagPenis whipping out his dick]].
256*** A downplayed variant occurs later on during [[AccidentalPun the climax]] of the main event between Film/TheThreeStooges and The Three Tenors: A mishap with the Deathmatch Time Machine causes Larry to accidentally deage himself into a sperm, putting Curly[[note]]as Moe had already died at this point in the fight[[/note]] at risk of being murdered by José Carreras and Luciano Pavarotti. In order to give Curly an opening, Larry [[HeroicSacrifice launches himself into José Carreras' eye]].
257** UsefulNotes/AlGore finishes off Music/WeirdAlYankovic by tearing out an eye with his teeth, [[FromBadToWorse and then]] ''[[FromBadToWorse sucking out his brain]]''.
258** At one point during his fight with Creator/ErnestHemingway, [[Wrestling/MickFoley Mankind]] belts him across the face with one of his books hard enough to dislodge an eye. Disconcertingly, rather than just ''pushing it'' back in, Hemingway ''tugs on it'' in order to slingshot it back into the socket.
259** Before snapping her neck, Music/MissyElliott impales Music/GwenStefani's eyes with two lolipops.
260* FakeAFight: At least a couple of times competitors try to pull this off. Of course, since you can't fake hacking each other to death, the officials don't buy it and use threats to motivate them into fighting proper.
261* TheFakeCutie: Music/LeAnnRimes. She may seem like a kindhearted and innocent country singer, with her young age, [[HairOfGoldHeartOfGold blonde hair]], GirlishPigtails, sweet smile, and love of God and her country. However, beneath that sweet exterior lies a cranky personality, a foul mouth, and [[GoodSmokingEvilSmoking a nasty smoking habit]].
262* FakeHigh: Nick Diamond gets some hemp clothing from Creator/WoodyHarrelson; unfortunately, the clothes catch fire, and after inadvertently getting a face full of smoke, Nick spends the rest of the episode stoned out of his gourd. Hemp, of course, while being a variety of the ''cannabis sativa'' plant species, differs from marijuana in that it does not contain THC[[note]]Actually, it contains only trace amounts of THC, usually no more than 0.2 to 0.3 percent, which is the legal limit for growing industrial hemp[[/note]], and when Harrelson points this out at the end of the episode, Nick is very embarrassed (he is naked and playing the bongos at this point).
263* FakingTheDead:
264** At first, it seems like Creator/KristinDavis was killed by Creator/KimCattrall's poison in the four-way "Series/SexAndTheCity" fight, only to pop up near the end to [[spoiler: finish Cattrall off (the only one left alive)]], revealing she had never ingested said poison:
265--->'''Davis:''' Unlike [Cattrall], ''I'' never swallow!
266** [[spoiler: Music/ArethaFranklin uses this tactic to win her fight against Music/BarbraStreisand after placing a diseased rat in a nearby bucket of water. She plays dead, tricking an exhausted Streisand into drinking from the bucket and contracting the bubonic plague.]]
267** Don King tries to pull this off during his match against UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump. However, Mills sees through his poorly-acted "death", and then [[spoiler: becomes averted seconds later when Trump actually does kill him.]]
268** A variation: Creator/SamDonaldson claimed Nick and Johnny died in the arena explosion as a means of taking over the show in "A Celebrity Deathmatch Special Report". In reality, Johnny was being rushed to the hospital via ambulance with Nick at his side.
269** Creator/MischaBarton pulls this off against Creator/KristinCavallari mid-way through the fight... [[spoiler: she promptly gets her ass kicked.]]
270* {{Fanservice}}: Frequently, and often lampshaded.
271%%** A ''lot'' from when Debbie Matenopoulos was around.
272** The Creator/NaomiCampbell vs. Creator/RebeccaRomijn. During the fight, Nick, Johnny, and special guest Gilbert Gottfried kept joking that it couldn't get any hotter... and then one of the girls tackles the other and ends up on top of the other and it just becomes a straight up {{Catfight}}. Then Nick and Johnny reveal they hid microphones in the Deathmatch ring to pick up all the naughty sounds Rebecca and Naomi are making. Then, Gilbert "accidentally" dropped a riding crop whip and a pair of handcuffs into the ring, which one of the girls quickly made use of.
273** Creator/CarmenElectra and Creator/JennyMcCarthy fighting each other wearing bikinis [[MudWrestling in a mud ring]] as per fan request during the "Fandemonium" episode. [[BuxomBeautyStandard Jenny was so busty, a guy had to pull with all his might to get her top tied on]].
274** Every fight Creator/PamelaAnderson is in. First fight includes a {{Stripperific}} outfit and a breast bounce that keeps being replayed by Marv Albert for the rest of the episode. Second fight: she has her mouth shoved on the top of the ring post and later has [[ClothingDamage her top ripped off]], leading Mills Lane to say "Ooh! I'll definitely allow it!" In her third fight, she was in tiny shorts and a top that looked like a bikini, and received a breast expansion that made both of her boobs as big as a human head.
275** The Creator/ElizabethHurley / Creator/AnnaKournikova prefight interviews include Hurley naked, with only [[SceneryCensor random objects covering her naughty bits]] (it's a ShoutOut to ''Film/AustinPowers''), and Anna [[IntimateLotionApplication getting rubbed down with lotion]] while clad in only a ModestyTowel by Creator/DebbieMatenopoulos. That same fight also had pits filled with twelve-year-old boys who would tear them to pieces due to the fanservice driving them crazy. Kournikova gets knocked in... [[spoiler: but manages to kill them all and drag Hurley inside, tearing her in half by pulling her through the grates.]]
276** Also the three-war fight between Creator/TyraBanks, Creator/KateMoss, and Creator/ClaudiaSchiffer. With Tyra in a bikini and Claudia in some leotard thing.
277** The couples tag-team match of Creator/BruceWillis and Creator/DemiMoore vs. Creator/TomCruise and Creator/NicoleKidman starts with [[YouCanLeaveYourHatOn Demi deciding to strip]].
278** Creator/DollyParton vs. Creator/JenniferLopez. Basically, Dolly's enormous breasts vs. J. Lo's big butt. That's all you really need to know.
279** Creator/LucyLawless vs. Creator/CalistaFlockhart ends with [[spoiler: Lucy beating Calista by bending over in her Xena dress.]]
280** In the Creator/MarthaStewart / Creator/SandraBernhard fight, while Sandra might not be a traditionally pretty face, she decides to fight in a tiny purple bikini and pulls it off.
281** Creator/DebbieMatenopoulos in a bikini at the beach for the Wayans vs. Baldwins fight and there is a sexy poster of her in the prison cell for the Creator/RobertDowneyJr. vs Creator/ChristianSlater fight.
282* FanDisservice: There's a lot of this too, and the show often has both {{Fanservice}} ''and'' FanDisservice ''in the same fight''.
283** Supermodels Creator/RebeccaRomijn and Creator/NaomiCampbell have a match in their underwear... [[spoiler: which ends with Naomi coughing up her own stomach and spraying Rebecca with lethal stomach acid, causing her to melt down into a flesh-colored puddle of goop with only her bra and panties remaining.]]
284** The Creator/MelissaJoanHart / Creator/AlyssaMilano fight starts out as fanservice, with Johnny and Nick stating it was to see who was TV's [[HotWitch hottest witch]]. Alyssa is decked out in a revealing leather outfit and Melissa is wearing a red bikini. Then they start casting spells on each other that turn them into ugly, stereotypical {{wicked witch}}es.
285* FanservicePack: In the earlier seasons, Creator/PamelaAnderson's breasts were more like the real Pamela's, but for the season 5 redesign they became much larger (which she uses to beat [[spoiler: Tommy Lee]] to death).
286* {{Fartillery}}: Naturally, this is Creator/HowardStern's weapon. [[LawOfInverseRecoil But it doesn't work as well]] [[BlownAcrossTheRoom the second time...]]
287** Creator/WhoopiGoldberg also uses this in order to get a confession out of Creator/ClaireDanes.
288** A variant: Creator/JKRowling places a curse on Creator/StephenKing that [[spoiler: causes blue flames to erupt from his bum, in the form of flatulence. It doesn't take long for King to use this to his advantage.]]
289* FightingIrish: Referenced. During Bono's fight with Fabio and Yoko Ono, Johnny says Bono's "Irish temper is flaring".
290* FightingSeries: Nothing but celebrities beating each other up.
291* FingerFraming: Creator/OliverStone and Creator/MartinScorsese do this at the beginning of their fight.
292* FireBreathingDiner: During the fight between [[Music/RedHotChiliPeppers Flea]] and Kenny G, Flea eats some literal "red hot chili peppers", which make him blast flames from his mouth at Kenny G.
293* {{Flanderization}}: Nick's CloudCuckoolander / loser status is played up considerably more in the revival. The celebrities as a whole are also portrayed much less sympathetically than in earlier seasons, with {{Take That}}s which are far more blatant and oftentimes border on being mean-spirited, sometimes to the point that their faults are all that is seen on the show.
294** In layman's terms, the revival is this to the original show.
295* FlechetteStorm:
296** In the "UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington vs. [[UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln Abe Lincoln]]" battle, one of Washington's attacks is throwing razor-sharp coins.
297** In the "Li'l Kim vs. Little Richard" fight, Li'l Kim throws pasties at Little Richard, which double as throwing stars.
298* TheFool: How Sherlock Holmes is portrayed in his match with Jack the Ripper.
299* ForgotAboutHisPowers: In "Fandemonium 2000", Nick had to figure out a way to bring back both the Backstreet Boys and *NSYNC who had died in a previous fights (against the Beastie Boys and Music/{{KISS}}, respectively)... he completely forgets that he has access to a Time Machine that has brought lots of previously dead celebrities beforehand.
300** Even better? ''This is'' '''''never''''' ''pointed out.''
301* ForHalloweenIAmGoingAsMyself: A FanConvention variant. The episode "Deathcon 2001" takes place at a sci-fi convention, where, of course, tons of people are in {{Cosplay}}. This allows Zatar the Alien to sneak into the Deathmatch crowd unnoticed, and he even gets complimented on his "costume".
302* FourFingeredHands: All of the characters. Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin even once mentioned in an interview that the only thing he didn't like about his animated alter ego was that it only had four fingers and therefore didn't have a middle finger.
303* FunnyBackgroundEvent: At the very beginning of the Jamie Kennedy vs. [[Creator/SachaBaronCohen Ali G]] fight. As Ali G tosses his script away, Mills Lane is hit in the head with it in the background and falls over the ropes. Blink, and you'll miss it.
304* FunWithAcronyms:
305** The MoralGuardians, the B.O.O.B. (Broadcasters Opposing Offensive Behavior).
306** MTV got this treatment when it was referred to as More Television Violence in one episode.[[/folder]]
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308[[folder: G-M]]
309* GadgeteerGenius: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, who, during the course of the show, has built a time machine, multiple HumongousMecha, an enlarging ray, and genetically engineered mutant fighters made from the DNA of dead celebrities.
310%%* GagPenis: Tommy Lee vs. Ron Jeremy. That is all.
311* GainaxEnding: "Willie Nelson vs. Tony Bennett" ends with [[spoiler: Nelson taking off his bandana to reveal a third eye, which causes Bennett to disintegrate]]. Neither Johnny, Nick, nor Mills were sure what exactly happened.
312** "Brad Pitt vs. Keanu Reeves" has [[spoiler: Brad Pitt]] turn into a being of pure energy, become one with Film/TheMatrix, get inside [[spoiler: Keanu's brain]], make his head explode, then go back into the computer and blow himself up.
313--->'''Mills Lane''': [[spoiler: [[LampshadeHanging Keanu Reeves is the loser... and... uhhh... you know.]]]]
314** "Celine Dion vs. Keith Flint" ends with [[spoiler: Dion eating Flint's head, then tearing off her skin to reveal that she's actually being controlled by an alien, who runs off into the audience, possesses Don King, and announces his plan to take over the world.]]
315* GainingTheWillToKill: Spoofed in two episodes:
316** Creator/TomHanks admits he's a NiceGuy who isn't quite Deathmatch material, so he decides to spend the six months before his match with Creator/SeanPenn crammed in an iron box where he is jabbed repeatedly by cattle prods, [[BeingTorturedMakesYouEvil hoping it will turn him into a sociopathic killing machine.]] It doesn't work; as Nick says, "he doesn't have an angry bone in his body!" He does gain the will, however, by seeing Penn beat a reporter senseless.
317** Music/JanetJackson and Music/FaithHill are pretty decent girls, so the Deathmatch staff locks them in the Green Room for two months, Nick citing a "little known fact": when two gals are in such close proximity to each other, their menstrual cycles align. By the time the match starts, they're [[AllPeriodsArePMS more than willing to tear each other apart.]]
318* GassyScare: In the episode "The Prophecy," Mills Lane starts to experience symptoms that are a prelude to spontaneous combustion, much to the horror of the others. Moments later, however, Mills lets out a burp, revealing that it was just gas brought on by egg salad.
319* GemstoneAssault: During the fight between Creator/JennaElfman and Creator/KathyGriffin, Jenna uses healing crystals to impale Kathy.
320* GenreBlindness: Parodied during the Jerry Seinfeld vs. Tim Allen match. [[spoiler: After Jason Alexander, [[Creator/JuliaLouisDreyfus Julia Louis-Dreyfus]], and Michael Richards have [[FaceHeelTurn turned heel]] on Jerry for ending the show, Johnny says, "We wrestling announcers are supposed to be so perceptive."]]
321* GermansLoveDavidHasselhoff: Invoked/discussed by "Stone Cold" Steve Austin in his "Fighter Facts" for the Hasselhoff vs. John Tesh fight, with a TakeThat as a bonus:
322-->'''Austin''': "Tesh does some tinky-tink piano music, and Hasselhoff is a big rock star over in [=Krautland=]. The one thing they have in common is, their music sucks! You've just heard the Fighter Facts, [[CatchPhrase and that's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!"]]
323* GilliganCut: When using the Time Machine to retrieve UsefulNotes/GenghisKhan and UsefulNotes/MahatmaGandhi, the machine malfunctions, prompting Nick & Johnny to assure the viewers that resident scientist Steve Austin will take care of everything. Cut to Austin [[PercussiveMaintenance kicking the time machine]] -- "Ah, stupid piece of crap!"
324* GlassShatteringSound: Mariah Carey finishes off her opponent Jim Carrey by singing a high note that causes glass to break, dogs to howl, Johnny's ears to start bleeding, [[spoiler: and [[YourHeadASplode Jim Carrey's head to explode]]]].
325* GoldDigger:
326** Anna Nicole Smith. She claims to need a man who can support her [[TheHedonist hedonistic lifestyle]] (hence why she married a wealthy old man who died two years later), and is even able to smell billionaires from several miles away. This actually helps the CDM crew locate Ted Turner, who stole a rare videotape from them.
327** Kevin Federline is a male example, as he's attracted to, and expresses desire to marry, ''anyone'' who has a lot of money. In fact, during his fight with Justin Timberlake, the latter manages to distract him by pulling out his wallet and waving it around. He even brags about his "gold-digging skills" during the match.
328* {{Gorn}}: ''Oh, you have no idea''.
329** Most prevalent during Seasons 5 and 6.
330* GrandTheftMe: [[spoiler: After she beats Helen Hunt, Leelee Sobieski steals Helen's identity so she can keep her far better career, she even tears the skin off Helen's hands and wears them like gloves so she can use Helen's fingerprints for confirmation.]]
331* GrievousHarmWithABody:
332** In the Creator/JackieChan vs. Creator/JeanClaudeVanDamme fight, Chan rips off Creator/ChuckNorris' arms and uses them to [[spoiler: slice off Jean-Claude's head.]]
333** Also happens in Creator/SpikeLee vs. Creator/QuentinTarantino, where both contestants use Woody Allen as a weapon.
334** In the Creator/JohnTravolta vs. Creator/NicolasCage fight, [[spoiler: Cage]] is beaten to death with his own buttcheeks.
335** After a 100-year-old woman is accidentally killed earlier in the episode, [[Series/TheTomGreenShow Tom Green]] uses her corpse to beat his opponent.
336* GroinAttack: It's to be expected, really.
337** Creator/GillianAnderson does this repeatedly to Creator/TommyLeeJones, after she is tagged into the match.
338** Let's not forget the "Bob Barker vs. Anne Robinson" fight. Say it with us now:
339--->'''Nick''': Holy mother of no children! ''He took her ovaries!''
340** Music/MariahCarey gave Creator/JimCarrey a very brutal one.
341** [[spoiler:Tina Wesson]] basically wins the ''Series/{{Survivor}}'' royal-rumble match by [[spoiler:throwing Richard Hatch full-force into a brick wall by his genitals]].
342** Verne Troyer receives a rather nasty one involving a sledgehammer.
343* HalloweenEpisode: Two of them -- one from Season 2 and another from Season 3.
344** The first one was fairly standard as far as CDM episodes go, aside from Nicky Jr. getting possessed by a demon and having to [[BeatTheCurseOutOfHim have the demon beat out of him]] by Wrestling/TheUndertaker. Johnny and Nick were dressed up in Halloween costumes (Johnny as a wizard and Nick as a sailor), one of the fights was between two classic monsters (FrankensteinsMonster and [[Film/TheWolfMan1941 The Wolfman]]), and one of the fights (between Music/{{Kiss}} and Music/NSync) was billed as "the cruelest costume contest ever" with KISS wearing their iconic costumes and NSYNC wearing cliché Halloween costumes like a clown, a pirate, a hobo, and a 2-person horse costume.
345** The second was an EpisodeOfTheDead revolving around zombies attacking the arena -- led by an undead Stacy Cornbred with a grudge against Debbie.
346* {{Handwave}}: An in-universe example for the "Bill Gates vs. Michael Flatley" bout, which gets labeled "Battle of the Clerical Error", since the two had no prior rivalry.
347-->'''Johnny''': I've just received confirmation as to ''why'' the fighters in our next bout are here tonight.
348-->'''Nick''': And why is that?
349-->'''Johnny''': Nick, it seems to have been a clerical error.
350-->'''Nick''': ''[[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe That's it?!]]'' No old grudges? No bitter rivalry?
351-->'''Johnny''': (glances down at the paper he was handed) [[{{Irony}} Just a bug in the Deathmatch software.]]
352-->'''Nick''': [[LampshadeHanging Boy! Now that is some beautiful irony!]]
353* HammerspaceHair: As Music/DianaRoss is arriving in the ring for her fight with Music/WhitneyHouston, security guards discover several weapons hidden in her afro.
354* HarsherInHindsight: InUniverse, in the "Dean Martin vs. Jerry Lewis" fight[[note]] Which was being aired from the CDM Vault after [[spoiler: Creator/RogerEbert was flung into the announcer's booth, which caused Nick to fall off, putting him into a coma.]] [[/note]], Nick barely avoided getting hit by Jerry Lewis, who was knocked out of the ring. Nick's response?
355-->'''Nick:''' We've had a lot of close calls here on "Celebrity Deathmatch", but it's going to take a lot more than a flying celebrity to take ''me'' out!"
356-->''*cut back to present day Johnny watching the match, on the verge of tears*''
357** Another InUniverse example in "Creator/OJSimpson vs. Joe Namath", a battle filmed in 1973, when OJ was still a football player, was full of moments alluding to his eventual murder trial, including describing OJ as "a man who can do no wrong", OJ wanting to fight with (boxing) gloves and finding they don't fit, Johnny mentioning that OJ knows his way with sharp objects, and Johnny saying OJ "[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial [is] never gonna murder two innocent people and then claim he was in Chicago]]". However, this reaches the pinnacle after [[spoiler: OJ won]]: after being declared the winner, [[spoiler: OJ begins freaking out for... some reason, adamantly stating that he ''wasn't'' the winner of the fight, and vowing to find the ''real'' winner]].
358** In yet another case of this trope from the "CDM Vault", there's the "[[Series/AllInTheFamily Carroll O'Connor vs. Sherman Hemsley]]" fight from the "Family Night '77" episode [[note]] Not a real episode, mind you; it's another fight from the 1970's. [[/note]], near the start, we see Nick getting into a small fight with his wife, who threatens to leave him one day. Earlier, in the actual episode proper, she tells Nick that she's divorcing him [[spoiler: so she can be with David Letterman]].
359* HateSink: Tally Wong seems to be this, due to her Jerkass behaviour. Not even Debbie got the amount of hate Tally received!
360* HealItWithBooze: In one match, Creator/SylvesterStallone cauterised a wound by pouring alcohol on it and then lighting it on fire, causing the judges to reverse their opinions about him not being a badass.
361** UsefulNotes/TheodoreRoosevelt does this using brandy after [[spoiler: UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln]] loses his leg.
362* HealItWithFire: One match has Creator/SylvesterStallone blowing up a keg of gunpowder to cauterize a wound given to him by Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger.
363* HeelFaceTurn: Wrestling/TheUndertaker actually plays the hero's role the time he appears, despite his well-known reputation for being evil in the WWF. (He does suggest at first that it's a case of EvilerThanThou, but his actions say otherwise.)
364** Actually, while Undertaker may have been a heel at the time of his ''CDM'' appearance, he's been a face for most of his WWF/E career.
365* HeroicBSOD: [[spoiler: Steve Irwin]] has one after he accidentally kills [[spoiler: Medusa]] during their fight.
366** As does Creator/ChristopherWalken after winning his fight against Creator/GaryOldman.
367* HeroicSecondWind: A common theme is that one combatant will be beaten up without getting a hit in, then make a comeback at the very end of the fight.
368* HeyThatsMyLine: Happens twice in the Mills Lane / Judge Judy fight, with the latter stealing the former's "Let's get it on!" and "I'll allow it!" {{Catchphrase}}s.
369* HistoricalCharacterConfusion: Debbie does this in one episode, mistakenly crediting UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein with UsefulNotes/ThomasEdison's inventions.
370* HoistByHisOwnPetard: Very common.
371** [[spoiler: Charlton Heston chopping down the tower to kill Creator/RussellCrowe]] ends up causing his own death.
372** While aiming for Music/ChuckBerry's berries, [[spoiler: Music/JamesBrown's laser shoes get deflected by Chuck's ring, causing him to get crushed my a overhead light.]] (Johnny quotes the exact Trope name.)
373--->'''Nick Diamond''': Hoist on his own petard? Well I don't think the audience knows what "petard" means. 'Cause I sure don't.
374** [[spoiler: Chris Kirkpatrick]] was killed at the end of the "*NSYNC vs. KISS" fight when [[spoiler: Gene Simmons crushed him thanks to Ace Frehley popping the balloons that lifted Gene to the ceiling. ''The very same balloons Chis used on him earlier in the fight''.]]
375** [[spoiler: Bill Gates]] ultimately was killed by his own Robotic [[spoiler: Michael Flatley]] after he used it to kill the human version.
376** [[spoiler: David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson defeat Creator/WillSmith and Tommy Lee Jones in the ''Film/MenInBlack'' vs. ''Series/TheXFiles'' match, despite the [[=MIBs=]] dominating the action while [David rambles on about a conspiracy, after the [=MIB=]s accidentally point their {{BFG}} the wrong way and fire.]]
377** [[spoiler: Michael Jackson tries to use "Moonwalker Magic" to transform into a deadly creature, but it doesn't work, and instead he transforms into a hamster, making an easy kill for Madonna.]]
378** [[spoiler: David Copperfield tries to one-up David Blaine]] by levitating over a pit of piranhas, but he loses concentration and falls in.
379** [[spoiler: Steven Spielberg loses in his match with Alfred Hitchcock, despite his opponent barely even fighting, when the spirits from the Ark of the Covenant turn on him because he didn't pay them for their appearance in ''Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk'' (''And'' left them out of ''[[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheTempleOfDoom The Temple of Doom]]'').]]
380** [[spoiler: Jack the Ripper is killed by a barely aware Sherlock Holmes]] when the latter zips up the former's knife-lined coat.
381** In "Cousin Grimm vs. Potato Khan", [[spoiler: Cousin Grimm seems to win by grating his opponent. However, Potato Khan's grated remains are shown to each still be alive, and they each regenerate into smaller Potato Khans small enough to crawl inside his brain and make him kill himself.]]
382* HotSkittyOnWailordAction: Creator/FranDrescher's voice attracts the attention of the Loch Ness Monster (who considers it a mating call). He pursues her offscreen, and she returns later riding on his back and looking ''very'' satisfied.
383* HotWitch:
384** The fight between Creator/MelissaJoanHart and Creator/AlyssaMilano has them dueling with magic while wearing sexy outfits. As the magic takes its toll, though, it turns into a subversion, with both of them turned into grotesque WickedWitch stereotypes (while [[FanDisservice still wearing their sexy outfits]]) as a result.
385** The same subversion happens in the J. K. Rowling vs. Stephen King fight. She wears a wizard hat and at one point uses Harry Potter's flying broom, but after getting one of King's fiery farts (that she herself made possible with her magic wand) in her face, she takes on a grotesque appearance with burnt skin and singed hair.
386* HumongousMecha: Used in the Music/BackstreetBoys vs. Music/BeastieBoys match, and the Music/{{Blink 182}} vs. 98 Degrees match.
387* HurricaneOfPuns: Whether it's Nick and Johnny's commentary or the celebs themselves trash talking, this show is lousy with puns. Here's an example from the Al Gore / Weird Al match:
388-->'''Johnny''': Weird Al created an ''Al''bum that poked fun at Al Gore. The pallid politician was left with no ''Al''ternative but to declare an ''Al''-out war against the Prince of Parody.
389-->'''Nick''': I guess these two are ''Al''igned by their mutual hatred!
390-->'''Johnny''': ''Al'' say!
391** Later, when Gore is hit hard enough to force a large brown object out of his butt:
392-->'''Nick''': Did Al Gore just ''pass a bill'', Johnny?
393-->'''Johnny''': No, Nick, it seems to be some kind of ''log''.
394-->'''Nick''': That's no log! It's the ''Executive Branch''!
395* HypnoticEyes: Fabio apparently has this power, which he uses to seduce Yoko Ono and force her to do his bidding in the "Bono vs. Fabio vs. Yoko Ono" fight.
396* IceCreamKoan: Nick Diamond delivers one at the end of the Jimi Hendrix vs. Lenny Kravitz fight.
397--->'''Nick''': Castles made of sand melt into the sea... eventually.
398* IdenticalStranger:
399** Helen Hunt vs. Leelee Sobieski. After winning the fight, [[spoiler: Leelee has no trouble convincing everyone that she's Helen Hunt, going so far as to peel off the real Helen Hunt's hands and wear them as gloves, in case someone would check her for fingerprints. Let's repeat that everyone falls for her act, despite her doing this ''in full view of absolutely everyone''.]] Never mind that they wore dresses of different colors (Helen was wearing black, while Leelee was wearing white).
400** This was done earlier in the Music/BritneySpears vs. Music/ChristinaAguilera fight (who did wear identical outfits, not helping matters), to the point where [[spoiler: they were unable to determine who won. As the fight progressed, it became increasingly hard to tell the two apart, forcing Mills Lane to mark Britney with a rubber stamp. The fight ended with the two of them literally tearing each other apart, leaving only one moving arm. [[{{Series/ER}} Noah Wyle]] tried to prove who it was, but Debbie Matenopoulos pointed out that he had no real knowledge on Medicine to determine whose arm that was.]]
401** Later, we had Lisa Ling vs. Creator/LucyLiu, which was built on the premise of the two of them looking extremely similar and having similar names. Further complicating matters is the fact that Lucy Liu [[Series/AllyMcBeal has played a character called Ling]], so "Ling" could refer to either one. Throughout the fight, Nick and Johnny were very confused as to who was who.
402** Much later, Creator/JakeGyllenhaal vs. Creator/TobeyMaguire was built on the premise that the two of them looked alike. Maguire even says during the fight that the only reason Gyllenhaal has a career is because he looks like Maguire. It even reaches the point where, when Gyllenhaal commands Doctor Octopus to attack Maguire, he attacks Gyllenhaal instead.
403* IdiotBall: During the Pink vs. Mandy Moore fight, normally sweet girl Mandy Moore finally snaps, fashioning a giant lollipop into a shiv and looks ready to kill Pink, when Pink instead talks her off the ledge and convinces her to embrace being a good girl and hand her the shiv. Mandy does … only for Pink to remark she did not realize Mandy could be ''that'' stupid before killing her with the same lollipop shiv.
404* IfYouDieICallYourStuff: [[spoiler: Stacy Cornbred had been dead for all of ten seconds before Nick called "dibs" on her parking space. (In fact, whether anyone in-universe ''genuinely'' cared about what happened to her at all is questionable, which is somewhat surprising, as there had never been any outward signs of dislike for her -- unlike the later case with both her successors, where that was obvious.)]]
405* IKnowMaddenKombat: Naturally, whenever a famous sports star is featured in a battle, they tend to fight using equipment and moves from the sport they play. For example, in the Michael Jordan vs. Dennis Rodman fight, Jordan [[spoiler: shoves a basketball down Rodman's throat, dribbles him like a basketball, and dunks him into a trash can.]]
406* ImAHumanitarian: So many examples:
407** In the fight between Emeril Lagasse and the Two Fat Ladies, the contestants take their turns mutilating the enemy and using said part to make a dish for Mills Lane, who tries it without any hesitation. (Johnny even goes so far as to suggest to the viewers to write the recipe down!) While he hates the first three dishes he's served (literal finger sandwiches, a "leg nog" beverage and human kidney pie), he loves the winning dish, which is Emeril Lagasse cooked alive like a turkey.
408** The whole idea of the match between Creator/AnthonyHopkins and Creator/JodieFoster was [[GimmickMatches for the two combatants to fight by eating each other.]] (First they fasted for two weeks, then for the fight itself, they wore edible clothing made from meat and were covered with basting glaze.) [[ShoutOut Hopkins was clearly]] [[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs channeling Hannibal Lector in this one.]]
409** In the fight between Creator/MichaelDouglas and Creator/MartinSheen ("Best Actor Who Played the President") Douglas tried to eat Sheen, making a BlackComedy variant of [[Film/WallStreet Gordon Gekko's]] [[{{Greed}} catchphrase.]]
410** The fight between Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen [[spoiler: was interrupted by their much-rumored third sister who killed and savagely ate both of them (called "cute and cannibalistic by Nick and Johnny.]]
411** In the ''Series/{{Survivor}}'' royal-rumble match, [[spoiler:Richard Hatch eats most of the competitors ''before they were even voted to enter the match''.]]
412** Creator/JonStewart momentarily gets distracted during his fight and starts chewing on the bone from Creator/TinaFey's leg.
413* ImMelting: In the battle between Rebecca Romijn-Stamos and Naomi Campbell, [[spoiler: Naomi [[AcidAttack shoots her own stomach acid at Rebecca]], causing Rebecca to melt into a puddle.]]
414* ImprobableWeaponUser: Man, where to start? Some of the most unlikely things have been used as weapons on this show, which is sometimes the whole point. In the second match using the Dome of Devastation, Nick and Johnny "cleaned out the garage" and put everything on the Dome for the two fighters to use, and in the third match using it they did something similar with a collection of musical instruments.
415** In the Joe Pesci vs. UsefulNotes/NapoleonBonaparte fight, each fighter used a chest full of toys as weapons.
416** [[spoiler: Martha Stewart defeated Sandra Bernhard]] by glue-gunning her to the mat.
417** Other unlikely armaments include a milking machine, live animals (including ones that seem harmless, like chickens), an extendable lead pipe, and in the Hitchcock/Spielberg fight, the Ark of the Covenant!
418* InflatingBodyGag: In the episode “A ''Celebrity Deathmatch'' Special Report”, [[spoiler: Keri Russell swallows a helium tank, inflates, flies up and explodes from the heat from the lights, taking the stadium and most people present with her. There's LampshadeHanging that she shouldn't have exploded since helium is inert, but not that fact she shouldn't have been able to float even by AllBalloonsHaveHelium logic since the tank which wasn't airborne was still inside her.]]
419* TheIngenue: Music/{{Brandy}} is portrayed this way. She owns several teddy bears, compliments [[Music/CourtneyLove her opponent’s]] fashion sense even while fighting her, and, when informed that she will be fighting Courtney Love to the death, doesn’t know what death is. Johnny calls her a “sweet kid” and wonders why anyone would like to kill her. In fact, in the fight proper, [[SuicidalPacifism she doesn’t even harm Courtney Love directly]] and only ends up the winner because [[spoiler: she gave Courtney a baby bear as a gift, [[CubCuesProtectiveParent whose mother then showed up]] and mauled Courtney to death.]]
420* InstrumentOfMurder: In the battle between Music/{{Kiss}} and Music/{{NSYNC}}, Ace Frehley uses his guitar to shoot laser beams (in addition to using it as a battering weapon).
421* InTheStyleOf:
422** For the Brad Pitt vs. Keanu Reeves fight, Nick "took a page right out of ''Film/TheMatrix''" and implemented a virtual reality machine to spice things up a bit.
423** The Bryant Gumbel vs. Katie Couric fight acts like a twisted episode of "[[Series/{{Today}} The Today Show]]" (set and all).
424** The Creator/DavidHasselhoff vs. John Tesh match had the ring set up like a beach a la ''Series/{{Baywatch}}'', with [[Series/KnightRider KITT]]'s voice and brain now in a dune buggy.
425** The fight between Creator/JenniferAniston, Creator/CourteneyCox, and Creator/LisaKudrow takes place on a sitcom set heavily reminiscent of the ''Friends'' one, complete with the theme playing in the background.
426* InMediasRes: "A Celebrity Deathmatch Special Report" had a short version of it: The episode opens ''after'' the arena had blown up. We ultimately learn how thanks to Sam Donaldson playing the footage of the "Katie Holmes vs. Keri Russell" fight during which the explosion took place.
427* InnocentInnuendo: The bread and butter of the four-way "Series/SexAndTheCity" fight. [[spoiler: Ultimately [[SubvertedTrope cast aside]] when ''comically oversized vibrators'' are brought into the fray.]]
428* IsThisThingStillOn: Said verbatim: In "Presented by Big Bull Beer", the outcome of the main event fight between Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio and Creator/JackNicholson [[note]] the girls in the audience rioting after [[spoiler: Jack wins]] [[/note]] causes the head of Big Bull Beer to end their sponsorship with ''Celebrity Deathmatch'' (Nick and Johnny had been promoting the beer throughout the show). After they ''think'' the taping is over, Johnny and Nick lament the outcome... then begin mocking how crappy the beer is. After a good laugh, Johnny notices that one camera is still taping. Cut to credits.
429* IntimateLotionApplication: In "Nicky Jr.'s Birthday", Debbie interviews Anna Kournikova in the locker room [[ModestyTowel while she's wearing nothing but a towel]], and at the end Anna all but demands Debbie help her rub lotion all over her body, apparently just to provide InUniverse fanservice to the show, as we see slow-mo scenes of Debbie lotioning her up.
430* JediMindTrick: In the episode "Deathcon 2001" (which takes place at a sci-fi FanConvention), Nick claims that he can do this. He then turns towards a CosplayOtakuGirl standing next to him and waves his hand, saying "You will go out with me tonight." Of course, it doesn't work, and the girl slaps him.
431* {{Kayfabe}}: Invoked in the first Freak Fight featuring Cousin Grimm vs. Pierce [=McCrack=], two mutants created with the DNA from various celebrities who died on the show. When the fight starts the two just go in for a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown terrifying the audience, until "Stone Cold" Steve Austin (a professional wrestler) puts a stop to the fight and chastises them that the people don't just want to watch them beat the hell out of each other, they want to he entertained. Austin even demonstrates how to deliver a BondOneLiner before smashing someone's face in, and the two mutants start again making quips, and slinging insults as they fight.
432%%* KentBrockmanNews: The entire commentary team.
433* {{Kevlard}}: Happens when Fiona Apple is fighting against John Popper. His fat not only protected him from getting hurt by Fiona Apple's punches, they also caused her limbs to shatter on impact. He eventually wins simply by rolling over on top of her, [[SquashedFlat squashing her flat.]]
434* KillerRabbit: Melissa Joan Hart summons [[Series/SabrinaTheTeenageWitch a very familiar black cat]] in her fight against Alyssa Milano. He ends up kicking Alyssa's butt and [[spoiler: tears Tony Danza's face off.]] [[spoiler: However, Salem isn't killer enough to finish the job: he saves Melissa from a burning stake, only for it to fall over and crush both of them.]]
435* KillSat: In one fight (taken from a time capsule from TheEighties), UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan tried to kill Ayatollah Khomeini with the "Star Wars" Strategic Defense Initiative satellite defense system. The first attempt failed and killed a random audience member, but the second attempt succeeded. Ronald Reagan then proceeded to hook up with Boy George while "Born In the USA" played in the background.
436* KnightInShiningArmor: In his battle with Music/OzzyOsbourne, [[UsefulNotes/KnightFever Sir]] Music/EltonJohn is portrayed as this (as the episode was released shortly after he was knighted). He even comes into battle dressed in full plate armor (although his culet has a piano-key pattern on it).
437* LeaningOnTheFourthWall: When Johnny wonders how much longer the "Evander Holyfield vs. Mike Tyson" fight would go on, Nick guesses "about a minute and 22 seconds", which is also the remaining length of the episode [[note]] "Deathbowl '99" [[/note]] before it ended.
438* LetsYouAndHimFight: Jerry Springer tries this tactic when he's pitted against fellow daytime talk show hosts, Oprah Winfrey and Rosie O'Donnell. [[spoiler: Initially, it works until both ladies realize that he's playing them, and promptly team up and grab both his legs and pull, splitting him down the middle.]]
439* LightFeminineAndDarkFeminine: The Brandy vs. Courtney Love fight: one is a kind, sweet, and childishly innocent pop singer, the other is a violent, wrathful, and often topless (as indicated by a comment by the referee) rock star.
440* LiteralMinded: Nick when operating the [=VR2000=] during the Keanu Reeves vs. Brad Pitt fight. (Eg. "Handgun" = "Gun that fires hands", "Magnum Gun" = "Gun with [[Series/MagnumPI Tom Selleck's]] face", "Give me a normal gun you [[UnusualEuphemism twisted fruit]]!" = "[[InsultBackfire Give the Magnum Gun fruit ammo]]", and "Chainsaw" = "[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Chain saw]]").
441* LoonyFan: Barbara Bush is portrayed as one towards Gavin Rossdale. After helping Rossdale survive [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush her son's]] lethal injection machine (by replacing the toxin with chicken soup), she tells him that she [[CelebCrush loves him]] and has all his [=CDs=]. She then gives him her panties, which Rossdale is (understandably) disgusted by.
442* LoopholeAbuse: Believe it or not, someone was once able to win a fight to the death ''by a technicality''. In the HalloweenEpisode match between FrankensteinsMonster and The {{Wolfman}}, [[spoiler: the Wolfman turned human again in the middle of the fight. Then he appealed to Mills, saying that because this was a fight to the death and his opponent was ''already'' dead (being made of dead body parts) he should be the winner. Possibly InsaneTrollLogic, but Mills actually agreed with this. Unfortunately for the Wolfman, [[TooDumbToLive he made the mistake of]] [[UnsportsmanlikeGloating laughing in his opponent's face]], and Frankie, who as Nick previously said, [[BerserkButton did not like teasing]], crushed his skull. (Making the fight a very weird double KO.)]]
443** During John Edwards' bout with Miss Cleo, he kept predicting that she was going to die in that fight. Right as he was about to deal the killing blow, [[spoiler: Miss Cleo reveals that ''she's actually not Miss Cleo''. Rather, she's one of several ''thousand'' imitators of her]]. Or, as Edwards [[OhCrap pieces it together]]:
444--->'''John Edwards''': Wait a minute... [[spoiler: If you're not the real Miss Cleo]], but one of us is going to die, that leaves...\
445'''"Miss Cleo"''': [[spoiler:''You.'' (shoves a giant Magic 8 Ball into Edwards' mouth)]]
446* LosingYourHead: Referencing her music video for "One Minute Man", Music/MissyElliot is shown to be able to survive even after being decapitated by Gwen Stefani. She interrupts Stefani's "victory" celebration by walking over to her, holding her own head, and saying the fight isn't over yet. [[spoiler: And she proceeds to win.]]
447* LossOfIdentity: Played with: In Eddie Murphy's fight with Nick Nolte, a combination of Murphy running late and ultimately showing up ''as'' Nick Nolte manages to make Nolte think ''he's'' actually Murphy (which Nolte justifies due to him playing so many roles in the past [[note]] plus the fact that he's clearly not mentally stable [[/note]]), and promptly beats himself unconscious just to be sure. And then Mills realizes the ''second'' Nolte is actually Murphy. [[ItMakesSenseInContext It's easier to follow by watching it.]]
448* MadeOfPlasticine: Played in both trope sense and literal sense.
449** MadeOfIron: While it seems to be incredibly easy to rip out someone's body parts, the celebrities seem to be very hard to actually kill. Special mention goes to Michael Jackson, who got kicked into a vat of hydrochloric acid and managed to crawl out totally unharmed, protected by plastic surgery, and Colonel Sanders, who gets ''decapitated'' and still manages to run around like a mad hen [[spoiler: until he falls into a frying pan.]]
450*** Sylvester Stallone gets blown into a pile of goo by Arnold Schwarzenegger and still manages to completely reform, and actually manages to win the match.
451*** In the Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera fight, both combatants tear each other apart until [[spoiler: all that's left is an arm. A ''moving'' arm. Whose arm it is is never revealed.]]
452* MadonnaWhoreComplex: Nick reveals he has this after Johnny calls him out on calling Kristen Davis "sweet" and "innocent."
453* MailmanVsDog: For his battle with Creator/KevinSmith, Creator/KevinCostner dresses as [[Film/ThePostman a postman]] and uses things like a mailbag and a letter opener to attack. Smith then gets back at him by siccing a dog on him, who bites his arm off. Johnny Gomez snarks that "it must be a [[BoxOfficeBomb bomb-sniffing]] dog".
454* MakeMeWannaShout:
455** Horribly and hilariously played with in the Music/MariahCarey vs. Creator/JimCarrey match. [[spoiler: [[YourHeadAsplode Guess how she won their match?]]]]
456** Also, [[spoiler: Jerry Stiller won his match with Music/BobDylan]] using a similar trick.
457* MamaBear:
458** Hilariously literalized on the episode "Masters of the Martial Arts," in the Brandy vs. Music/CourtneyLove match. The idea was that Courtney was mad about Brandy getting the lead role in ''[[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0128996/ Cinderella]]'' and wanted revenge, and Brandy wasn't sure why she was there and wasn't interested in fighting. Brandy offers Courtney a present. [[spoiler: Courtney opens the box and finds a baby bear. Out of nowhere, the Mama Bear shows up and destroys Courtney Love, giving Brandy the win.]] Announcer Johnny Gomez takes the time to remind the viewers not to give wild animals as gifts.
459** In a VERY strange example, Lucy Lawless was probably this [[ItMakesSenseInContext to Calista Flockhart]] till a dingo stole her while Lucy was shooting scenes for ''Series/XenaWarriorPrincess''.
460* ManChild: Ashton Kutcher is portrayed this way. He’s introduced bouncing around on a pogo stick surrounded by toys, is given a bagged lunch by his then-wife Demi Moore, [[{{Keet}} has a very perky and lively personality]], and sees Demi Moore as [[ParentingTheHusband something of a mother figure]], to the point where he calls her “Mom” and states that “she’s my mother AND my wife!”.
461* MasterOfDisguise: Eddie Murphy. When Nick Nolte arrives for his fight against him, Murphy is a few minutes late, and he assumes Murphy is in the audience disguised as someone else, which the announcers say they wouldn't put past Murphy, as he is "a regular chameleon". Murphy eventually shows up disguised as Nolte, and convinces Nolte to think that ''he'' is actually Murphy in disguise, resulting in Nolte beating himself up. Murphy then gets unmasked by Mills Lane after Lane recognizes [[SomethingOnlyTheyWouldSay his goofy laugh]].
462* MeanCharacterNiceActor: Creator/ChristopherWalken and Creator/GaryOldman are portrayed as this. Both speak cordially with each before their fight, and have to get into character before they can start killing each other. [[spoiler: Walken even apologizes after his win.]]
463* MediumAwareness: The ShowWithinAShow format makes outright instances of fourth-wall-breaking hard to identify, but it seems the characters do know that they're in a world of stop motion animation. For example, in the episode where Nick is injured, Noah Wyle takes over in the operating room and calls for "two [=CCs=] of Play-Doh, stat!". In another episode, Johnny describes the upcoming fights as "hard to animate". It seems to be DependingOnTheWriter.
464* MediumBlending: The first half of the [[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead Beavis vs. Butthead]] fight has the two drawn in [=2D=].
465* MissingTheGoodStuff: One ep interrupts a fight with a totally pointless report that *NSYNC isn't breaking up. We miss some woman getting curb stomped.
466* MissionImpossibleCableDrop: Before Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman fought against Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, Stacey Cornbred asked to interview Cruise, and he dropped down dangling from two cables as a reference to this famous scene. The cables quickly snap, and he falls onto the floor.
467* MixAndMatchMan: The Super Freaks. Stone Cold created these creatures out of the DNA of previous fighters using gene splicing and cloning techniques. One of them, Potato Khan, doesn't even consist entirely of human DNA, being the result of Stone Cold accidentally dropping a french fry in the cloning vat and creating a monstrous humanoid potato.
468* MoralGuardians: For some odd reason, this is considered a "family show" in whatever reality it's located in, as Nick and Johnny say many times.
469** One episode has one match (Tommy Lee vs. Ron Jeremy) being broadcast from an underground fight club (in reality, the arena's basement) in order to evade the censors. It doesn't work -- after Tommy Lee wins the match by [[EyeScream gouging Ron Jeremy's eye out]] [[GagPenis with his dick]], Johnny and Nick get a very stern warning from the [[FunWithAcronyms B.O.O.B.]] The next match (Music/AlanisMorissette vs. Music/{{Jewel}}) has Johnny and Nick finally getting arrested after Alanis celebrates her victory by stripping naked in front of the cameras[[note]] A reference to her video for "Thank U", where she walks around a town completely naked, except with [[GodivaHair her hair covering her breasts]] and a CensorBox. [[/note]].
470* MotorMouth: Kathy Griffin is portrayed this way. Not only is she talkative to the point of being annoying and prone to going off on long, rambling tangents, she also [[spoiler: weaponizes her "motor mouth" by chewing her opponent, Jenna Elfman, so quickly that Jenna is torn to shreds, making her a very literal example of this trope.]]
471* MsFanservice: With all the various female actresses, singers, and supermodels, this is bound to happen:
472** Debbie Matenopoulos.
473** Music/DollyParton with her large bosom vs. Music/JenniferLopez with her bottom.
474** All of the supermodels (Creator/TyraBanks, Claudia Schiffer, Naomi Campbell, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos).
475** Music/JanetJackson and Music/FaithHill.
476** Carmen Electra vs. Creator/JennyMcCarthy.
477** Creator/MelissaJoanHart vs. Creator/AlyssaMilano (pre-witchification).
478** Music/BritneySpears and Music/ChristinaAguilera (before they headbutt each other in the face).
479** Music/MariahCarey.
480** Creator/DemiMoore and Creator/NicoleKidman.
481** Creator/ParisHilton.
482** And last but not least: Pamela Anderson.
483* MundaneFantastic: Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, aliens, vampires, zombies, demons, FrankensteinsMonster, werewolves, gorgons, mummies, witches, satyrs, time travellers, cartoon characters come to life and mutant human-potato hybrids can all fight alongside normal humans in the deathmatch ring and nobody bats an eye.
484%%* MundaneMadeAwesome
485* MurderTheHypotenuse: Bruce Willis' motivation for facing off against Ashton Kutcher in the Death Match ring. Ever since Demi Moore divorced Bruce Willis, he's been miserable, so he wants desperately to win her back. Therefore, he decides to challenge Moore's then-current lover, Ashton Kutcher, to a duel to the death in order to get a chance at rekindling his relationship with her.
486* MushroomSamba: At one point, Nick Diamond, who is comatose, goes into a seizure and his son starts slamming a button he thinks is the "call nurse" button. It instead increased the amount of morphine he's given. He calms down, yes, but we are then treated to a delusion he has... of Jimi Hendrix referring a deathmatch between Jerry Garcia and Elvis Presley having just for him.
487* MusicalAssassin: [[spoiler: Gavin Rossdale]] finishes off his opponent [[spoiler: UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush]] by [[spoiler: plugging his electric guitar into Bush's ear and playing it, which causes Bush's head to explode.]]
488* MusicalThemeNaming: MTV VJ Matt Pinfield's attacks are named this way: the [[Music/{{Radiohead}} Radio-Head Crusher]], the [[Music/ThirdEyeBlind Third Eye Blinder]], the [[Music/TheRollingStonesBand Rolling Stone-Cold Stunner]], the [[Music/MariahCarey Mariah]] ''[[{{Pun}} Carry]]'', and the [[Music/BackstreetBoys Backstreet Boys Back-Breaker]].
489* MustHaveCaffeine: [[Series/{{Today}} Katie Couric]]. As befitting the host of a morning news show, she's depicted as constantly drinking coffee (which is said to be the source of her perky personality). In fact, her opponent, Bryant Gumbel, replaces her coffee with decaf to make her less perky. Once she finds some normal coffee beans, she ''eats them raw'' and is instantly rejuvinated.
490* MyGodWhatHaveIDone:
491** [[Series/CrocodileHunter Steve Irwin]] is pitted against the Medusa from ''Film/{{Clash of the Titans|1981}}'', and [[spoiler: kills her ''by accident'' in mid-discourse about this marvelous reptilian creature]].
492** Happens during the Creator/ChristopherWalken vs. Creator/GaryOldman fight where [[spoiler: Walken [[YourHeadAsplode crushes]] Oldman's head and suffers a HeroicBSOD and AlasPoorVillain.]]
493** Happens again during the [=Brandy=] vs. Music/CourtneyLove fight when Brandy didn't even want to fight [[spoiler: yet wins by accident by giving Courtney a bear cub whose mother mauls her to death.]][[/folder]]
494[[folder: N-T]]
495* NegativeContinuity: Bruce Willis died in one episode and showed up in a later one without explanation.
496* NiceJobBreakingItHero: During the TimeTravel episode when Nick and Johnny land in Roman Colosseum:
497-->'''Julius Caesar:''' Do you know what the punishment is for interrupting my death games?
498-->'''Johnny:''' Death games?
499-->'''Nick:''' No, no, you don't... See...
500-->'''Caesar:''' Answer the question!
501-->'''Nick:''' Uhm... Don't tell me... The punishment is we have to fight Rome's mightiest warrior for our freedom?
502-->'''Caesar:''' Hmm... Well, I ''was'' just going to fine you both two gold coins and have you exiled, but fighting it shall be!
503-->'''Johnny:''' Nice going, Nick...
504* NobodyTouchesTheHair: When Music/DianaRoss is going through security and the security guards [[HammerspaceHair pull out all the weapons she hid in her afro]], she becomes infuriated that anyone would dare touch her hair and rips off the security guard's hair ''and scalp'' in retaliation.
505* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Averted both literally and figuratively. The whole point of the show was to mock celebrities and then kill them off.
506* NoHoldsBarredBeatdown / CurbStompBattle: Several matches, most infamously Creator/AndreAgassi vs. Tiger Woods, Pamela Anderson vs. Tommy Lee, and Mahatma Gandhi vs. Genghis Khan. [[spoiler: Andre, Pamela, and Gandhi]] won without a scratch.
507** Also [[Franchise/JamesBond Roger Moore vs. Sean Connery]]. In the end [[spoiler: Moore crushed Connery]] with a boulder given to him by a cavegirl... Long story.
508* NonIndicativeName: On an episode dedicated to rap and hip-hop stars, Tally Wong was disappointed to learn that Music/LilJon, Music/LilWayne, Lil' Flip, Music/LilKim, Lil' Romeo, and Lil' Bow Wow are not actually "little people" (she had planned to ask them hard-hitting questions about what it was like living with dwarfism).
509* NonSpecificallyForeign: In the episode "[[VacationEpisode Celebrity Deathmatch Internacional]]", while Bono and Yoko Ono are identified as being from Ireland and Japan respectively, Fabio is listed as being from "Foreign Country" and when asked where he comes from, responds that he is from a place "where the music is always soft" and that he only goes back on holidays. [[note]] In actuality, Fabio is from Italy. [[/note]]
510* NoodleIncident: There are a few of these, a lot of them concerning Nick. For example, in one episode, Johnny picks up the phone, and Nick whispers to him, "If that's the ASPCA, I'm not here." (Although, in a later episode, Nick is seen using Medusa's severed head on some kittens, so maybe we can get a general idea of why they're upset at him...)
511* NotQuiteDead:
512** A Season 3 episode reveals that [[spoiler: Leonardo [=DiCaprio=] ''survived'' getting his face caved in by Jack Nicholson. He only had it fixed when he fought Woody Harrelson. This time, he died]].
513** A more interesting instance of this trope is with Courtney Love. An entire episode was structured around revealing this: Despite ''[[spoiler: being torn apart by a bear]]'', she managed to stay alive long enough to undergo enough surgery and physical therapy to be a whole person again. [[spoiler: Her fight with Music/DaveGrohl resulted in her being [[ItMakesSenseInContext crushed by a piano]]]].
514** Despite being repeatedly run over during the Andre Agassi vs. Tiger Woods match in Season 3, Brooke Shields reappears alive and well in Season 4 during the match between Jenna Elfman and Kathy Griffin.
515** In Season 4, Claudia Schiffer appears kissing David Blaine during his match against David Copperfield, with her body showing no sign whatsoever of the Season 2 runway show where she, Tyra Banks and Kate Moss literally tore each other's body apart, with nothing but hideous (but still moving) globs remaining of them at that time.
516** Downplayed with Courteney Cox: she was crushed by the sitcom set built in the ring during her match in Season 2. While she doesn't appear in person (...or clay) after that, she calls David Arquette during his match against Paul Reiser in Season 3.
517* ObfuscatingDisability: The episode "Nick's Little Friend" has [[spoiler: the "Little Pals Foundation" send a paralyzed child (whose dream was to spend time in the booth with Nick) to the booth of CDM. He later uses the fact that "Little Pals" are allowed to do whatever they desire to do things like [[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior smoke, drink alcohol, hire strippers, and take other people's money.]] At the end of the episode it's revealed that he was neither paralyzed nor a child, but rather a grown man who made up the "Little Pals Foundation" to scam people into giving him things for free.]]
518* ObfuscatingStupidity: Mike Jones and Paul Wall. The two of them are introduced having an intelligent discussion with Tally Wong, before realizing that the cameras are on and reverting to speaking bluntly, incoherently, and in the way one would expect a rapper to speak.
519* OddCouple: The two commentators, Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond.
520* OffTheRails:
521** The Brad Pitt vs. Keanu Reeves bout (which occurs thanks to virtual reality technology) becomes derailed when [[spoiler: Pitt decides to [[CuttingTheKnot cut the knot]], exit the simulation, and ''beat up Reeves in the real world''.]]
522** The Cameron DĂ­az vs. Meryl Streep also counts. It was a scripted fight for the "Celebrity Deathmatch Movie" where Streep loses. [[spoiler: But Streep, too engrossed in her role, [[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice impales Diaz with a boom mike]].]]
523* OperatorsAreStandingBy: During the main event of the episode [[Recap/CelebrityDeathmatchS01E11 "37th Annual Sci-Fi Fight Night"]], Nick and Johnny start advertising some Celebrity Deathmatch merchandise that fans can call in to purchase. Johnny also quotes the trope verbatim.
524* OurLawyersAdvisedThisTrope: Each show would start with a disclaimer saying that NoCelebritiesWereHarmed during the making of this show, and then adding at the end, "Anyway, it's just clay!"
525* OutOfCharacterMoment: Mills Lane usually doesn't show much interest in who wins or loses, but in Sylvester Stallone vs. Arnold Schwarzenegger he shows very blatant bias towards Stallone. He also ''really'' didn't like Dennis Franz (which may or may not have had something to do with an earlier incident during Lucy Lawless' match with Calista Flockhart, where Mills had to have him kicked out). He was also shown to be pretty upset with [[spoiler: Jake Gyllenhaal after he beats Tobey Maguire to death with his own leg]]. ("You killed Spider-Man, you jerk!")
526* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain:
527** The John Rocker vs. Derek Jeter fight. Unsurprisingly, John Rocker doesn't get the most sympathetic of portrayals, and [[spoiler: is electrocuted to death by the match's end.]]
528** The Dr. Laura Schlessinger vs. Ellen De Generes fight. Dr. Laura's [[HeteronormativeCrusader homophobia]] is emphasized, and naturally, she's portrayed as extremely unlikable. [[spoiler: It just makes it all the more satisfying to see her get beaten until her brain falls out and die.]]
529** The Carlos Mencia vs. Dave Chappelle fight. Carlos Mencia is constantly making racist remarks and justifying himself by saying "[[JustJokingJustification people can't take a joke]]". [[spoiler: He gets his just deserts at the end of the match, when he is attacked by a dog and bleeds out.]]
530* PleaseKeepYourHatOn: In his fight against Derek Jeter, John Rocker's hat is removed to reveal that the top of his head is made of solid concrete.
531* ProducePelting: Carlos Mencia gets hot dogs and soda bottles thrown at him after making racist remarks about Asian people.
532* ProductPlacement: The UsefulNotes/MichaelJordan vs. Dennis Rodman match features Jordan throwing in plugs for different products in between the action.
533* ProfessionalWrestling: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, The Undertaker, Mick Foley, Vince [=McMahon=], and Chyna all appeared as themselves on this show. Austin was a regular cast member, providing commentary for the matches, and served as the science and weapons advisor. That said, in this series...
534** ProWrestlingIsReal: And so is the kayfabe. In fact, more than real, pro wrestling is deadly, if the fact that pretty much all of the WWE wrestlers are undefeated in the show is any indication.
535* PopularityPower: Subverted at times. Most infamously, the Music/WeirdAlYankovic vs. UsefulNotes/AlGore fight.
536* PsychoShowerMurderParody: While it doesn't take place in a shower, Creator/AlfredHitchcock ([[TropeMaker of course]]) has an attack where he stabs his opponent (Creator/StevenSpielberg) with a knife in a direct homage to the famous murder scene from ''Film/{{Psycho}}'', complete with his body being framed in shadow, PsychoStrings, and the knife never actually being shown ''stabbing'' Spielberg. Of course, the fact that the knife was never shown penetrating the flesh results in Spielberg [[NoSell not being damaged from the attack]].
537* PurityPersonified:
538** Music/MandyMoore. Her sweetness doesn't stand up so well when it's put up against Music/{{Pink}}.
539** Music/HilaryDuff was also portrayed as this in comparison to her competitor, Creator/LindsayLohan. Unlike Moore, however, [[spoiler: she wins her fight]], even using her purity as a weapon to [[DivineIntervention get God to help her out]] (He spawns a ton of alcohol to distract Lindsay with).
540** Also, in the first season, Brandy Norwood is shown like this when put up against Courtney Love. [[spoiler: Brandy, too, wins her fight after she sics a bear cub on Love. She wins accidentally because the mother of the bear cub thinks Courtney was endangering its cub and viciously assaulted her.]]
541** Subverted with [=LeAnn=] Rimes, for which this is just a front: when her façade slips, she becomes a foul-mouthed, chain-smoking psycho, interested in torturing [[Music/WuTangClan Ol' Dirty Bastard]] in every imaginable way. [[spoiler: In the end, she loses]]. (ODB turns out to be not such a "bastard" at all.)
542* RagingStiffie: In the battle between the Osbourne kids and the Olsen Twins, Jack Osbourne gets [[spoiler: a fatal]] one after Mary-Kate whispered in his ear that she and Ashley sometimes shower together.
543* RealAfterAll: "The Prophecy". Stacy finds a prophecy foretelling the death of one of the Deathmatch staff tonight. Various lethal-looking events happen to the staff throughout the episode, but they all survive. At the end she admits she made a mistake. [[spoiler: Then she spontaneously combusts.]]
544* RealPersonFic:
545** With this show's premise, it's to be expected that most fanfics would feature real celebrities brutalizing each other. The show's section on Website/FanFictionDotNet wound up getting discontinued partly for this reason.
546** The show itself is arguably an example.
547* RedemptionInTheRain: Parodied. Oliver Stone arranges for one of these shots after he beats Creator/MartinScorsese... [[spoiler: only for the camera to slip off the crane and kill him.]]
548* ReferenceOverdosed: The show is fueled by three things: gratuitous violence, [[ShoutOut shout outs]], and [[TakeThat jabs]]. A match will not go by without referencing [[OldShame past works]], [[UrbanLegend old rumors]], or scandals involving the depicted celebrities. Naturally, some matches are based on [[RealLifeWritesThePlot actual disputes and feuds]] between the parodied celebs.
549* RentAZilla: In "The Mystery of the Loch Ness Monster", the [[StockNessMonster Loch Ness Monster]] (who is portrayed as a large, dragonlike {{Kaiju}}) goes on a rampage after its battle with [[BigfootSasquatchAndYeti Bigfoot]], crushing and eating several audience members, [[DamselInDistress kidnapping Fran Drescher]], and escaping the arena. It then proceeds to attack the city, mowing down police officers and military personnel. This episode was released around the same time as Film/Godzilla1998, which likely inspired this plot point- in fact, Nick straight-up says before the fight "while Godzilla may be chewing up box office records, we've got twice the excitement right here with these two heavyweight monsters".
550* ReplacementScrappy: [[invoked]]:
551** Nick Diamond is very unhappy with new, egotistical sideline reporter Debbie Matenopoulos (formerly of ''[=The View=]'') when she replaced [[spoiler: Stacy Cornbred, who was killed several episodes earlier]]. Especially Nick, who is constantly arguing with her; Johnny doesn't seem to have much of a negative opinion of Debbie.
552** Played more straight with some fan reaction to Tally Wong after the show was {{Uncanceled}}. Interestingly enough, this time it's Johnny who can't stand the interviewer's guts, while Nick is more on the neutral side.
553* ResetButton: Since this is a claymation cartoon, this occurs quite a bit. Perfect example: The arena was shown blown up at the start of "A Celebrity Deathmatch Special Report", and remained that way for the entire episode. The next episode, "Blink-182 vs. 98 Degrees"? ''Not a scratch''.
554** In another example, one episode (the one immediately preceding ''Special Report'', as a matter of fact) ends with the severed head of Medusa turning Nick, Johnny, Mills, and every single person in the crowd to stone. The next episode they're all fine, and it's never mentioned again. Crosses over with UnexplainedRecovery.
555** Averted in 4 cases:
556*** 1. Nick, after [[spoiler: falling off of the announcer's booth in "Celebrity Deathmatch Goes to the Movies" ends up in a coma]] until he [[spoiler:'' forces himself awake'']] in "Nick's Return", ''two episodes later''.
557*** 2. At the end of "The Prophecy", [[spoiler: Stacy Cornbred]] spontaneously explodes. [[spoiler: She]] remains dead for the rest of the series. [[note]] Except for "Halloween Episode II", where she came back as a zombie... only to be killed by Debbie Matenopoulos. [[/note]]
558*** 3. In "Family Night II", Nick is divorced by his wife [[spoiler: so she can marry David Letterman]]. This too remains permanent.
559*** 4. In two different matches, [[spoiler: The Backstreet Boys got killed by the Beastie Boys and *NSYNC got killed by KISS.]] In the [[spoiler: Backstreet Boys vs. *NSYNC]] fight, the commentators had to find a way to bring them back.
560** Pretty much any celebrity that's died on the show that isn't shown to be revived, makes it seem like their deaths never happened in the first place. Examples:
561*** 1. Don King is shown being killed by various things early on, but seems to keep coming back just to get killed. [[spoiler: Averted after his fight with UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump, who kills him and he's never seen again.]]
562*** 2. [[spoiler: Shaq died in his first fight with Kobe Bryant]], but is magically alive for their rematch.
563*** 3. [[spoiler: The Olsen Twins]] were both torn to shreds by Betty-Sue Olsen [[note]] (a Deathmatch original character) [[/note]] during their fight, yet are magically alive for their fight with Jack and Kelly Osbourne.
564*** 4. Marilyn Manson crushes [[spoiler: Hanson]] under the light rigging in Hanson vs. The Spice Girls, but [[spoiler: Hanson]] is still alive enough to attempt to pull the same trick on Marilyn in Marilyn Manson vs. Garth Brooks.
565*** 5. [[spoiler: Music/RickyMartin]] got killed by Marilyn Manson, but got killed again by William Hung in a later episode.
566* RhymesOnADime: Shaquille O'Neal in his battle with Kobe Bryant, as a reference to his rap career.
567->"Thanks for the snack. What a swell treat for Shaq."
568->"Glass in my eyes, a nasty surprise!"
569* UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan: Makes an appearance in a flashback to 1985, refereeing (and later participating in) the fight between Boy George and Don Johnson. It's apparent by his introductory speech that his dementia has begun to set in.
570* RoboticReveal:
571** Aptly enough, before the first commercial break in "Robot Nicky", the Nick Diamond we saw in the announcer's booth was outed as a robot when Johnny accidentally rips off his face. (Although, him being magnetic was a dead giveaway). As we learn prior to the second fight, Nick skipped work in lieu of taking the vacation to Jamaica the higher ups vetoed and used a robot to cover for himself.
572** The Hugh Grant vs. All Comers bout ends with [[spoiler: Andy Dick ''attempting'' an AndShowItToYou... only to rip out some robotic components, causing "Grant" to fall over dead. As it turns out, Grant liked Nick's idea and joined him.]]
573* RoaringRampageOfRevenge: In the "Kevin Bacon vs. All Comers" fight, upon being told by Nick that he was tricked into coming on the show [[note]] Nick said he and his band, "The Bacon Brothers" could perform a song for the audience. [[/note]], Kevin goes ''nuts'' on Wrestling/JesseVentura (who was previously kicking his ass) by delivering the Fist of Chaos (punching through his chest, and then punching him in the face), climbing through said hole and, after a few more punches, ''[[spoiler: tears Ventura apart]]''.
574** [[spoiler: He even wants to continue fighting [[note]] "Who's next?! Christina Ricci? Tom Cruise?!" [[/note]] ... even though a CDM All Comers match has three challengers, and Ventura was the last one.]]
575** Pam Anderson's whole reason for fighting [=RuPaul=] is to get back at [=RuPaul=] for making a pass at Pam's then husband Tommy Lee, and [[spoiler: Pam actually wins the fight because [=RuPaul=] made the mistake to do it AGAIN, RIGHT IN FRONT OF PAM.]]
576* RuleOfFunny: After [[spoiler: [[Series/DawsonsCreek James van der Beek]] defeats Saddam Hussein (beating him to death with the American flag), Mills Lane... proceeds to slap a pair of handcuffs on Van der Beek for flag desecration, and takes him to jail.]]
577* RumpRoast: During the Colonel Sanders vs. Dave Thomas fight, the ring is decorated with a variety of fast-food kitchen implements to reference how both of them founded fast-food chains (KFC and Wendy's respectively). One of them is a stove, which Dave Thomas lands on top of after an attack from the Colonel sends him flying, causing his butt to get burned and [[PainPoweredLeap him to jump off of the stove]].
578* SanitySlippage: After winning the "TLC vs. Dixie Chicks" fight, [[spoiler: Left-Eye Lopes goes mad with her own ego]], randomly starts talking about herself in third-person, claims to be the queen of the Earth, "the snake from whence all creation came", and proclaims that from now on, both eyes will be left.
579* SelfDeprecation: Sort-of. You know the "Creator/BillMurray vs. Chris Kattan" fight, which kept bashing Kattan? [[spoiler: [[AsHimself ...care to guess who they got to voice him?]]]]
580** This played a part in Rodney Dangerfield's BatmanGambit against Don Rickles, as it forced Don to make better jokes against Rodney than Rodney made about himself (and burn out his material faster). [[spoiler: Became VictorybyEndurance when Don couldn't make good jokes and Rodney lays a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown (Johnny even said Rodney did "rope-a-dope" on Don).]]
581* SelfFulfillingProphecy: The main plot of "The Mysterious T" concerns John Edwards predicting a bad fate for Nick, something involving the letter T and some head trauma. After Nostradamus (Edwards' original opponent) flakes on the fight, Nick has to bring in Miss Cleo as a replacement, which nets him a bill of ''$3,784'', which he immediately refuses to pay. Come the end of the episode, [[spoiler: Mr. T shows up, baseball bat in hand, to collect. [[BatterUp Guess what happens next.]]]]
582** Interestingly, this was actually zig-zagged, since [[spoiler: Mr. T was ''also'' there because Nick hadn't paid his phone bill in several months]].
583* SeniorSleepCycle: Keith Richards falls asleep in the middle of his battle with Dave Matthews.
584* SerendipityWritesThePlot: A minor InUniverse example: originally, the fight between Weird Al and Al Gore was supposed to be the main event of "In the Head of Nicky Jr.". However, when John Cusack and John Malkovich went missing when it was time for ''them'' to fight (they got sucked into Nicky Jr.'s head), the Als' fight and the Johns' fight got switched around.
585* SchizoTech: The Celebrity Deathmatch Time Machine was made using an old refrigerator.
586* SexGod: Sting can make love for 8 hours without resting (a concept based on an UrbanLegend told about him).
587* ShareTheMalePain: Johnny Gomez can only say "ouch," and say how painful it was when Music/BowWow [[CripplingCastration chews off]] Music/{{Romeo}}'s genitals. Mills Lane actually refused to raise Bow Wow's hand in victory.
588* ShownTheirWork: Crops up here and there, mostly during the fights through Johnny and Nick's commentary.
589* ShoutOut: There have many times the episodes where there are references to the RealLife counterparts.
590** Durning the match with Music/BobMarley and Shaggy, Shaggy brings up Ziggy Marley and claims him as a copycat. [[PapaWolf Bob didn't like the fact Shaggy was talking smack about his son]] and taunts about the [[Franchise/ScoobyDoo how Shaggy got that name]].
591* SignatureMove:
592** Most WWF stars that appeared on the show used whatever one their real-life counterpart had. Steve Austin used the Stone Cold Stunner quite a few times (even using it on a moose once) while the Undertaker still had his Tombstone Piledriver.
593** Music/MarilynManson had one called the Tahitian Skeleton Pull of Death, although it failed to work the second time he tried it (in that case, Music/RickyMartin just bit his hand off). [[spoiler: He won anyway, although [[ItMakesSenseInContext only his hand was declared the winner.]]]]
594* SigningOffCatchPhrase: "Good fight, good night."
595* SitcomArchNemesis:
596** Debbie Matenopoulos for Nick Diamond in the original version.
597** Tally Wong for Johnny Gomez in the 2006 revival.
598* SixDegreesOfKevinBacon: There was a fight based off of this. Literally; it had Creator/KevinBacon taking on all comers, and two out of the three who took him on were pissed about his game.
599** The other was Martin Lawrence, but since he was too crazy and dehydrated to fight, [[spoiler: Mills forced Kevin to mercy kill him]].
600** The game itself played a part in the fight. The requirement for this was that Kevin Bacon's co-stars could challenge him; the game was used on said two out of three to justify them being there (since [[spoiler: Meg Ryan and Jesse Ventura didn't actually work with Bacon directly]]).
601* {{Slapstick}}: Celebrities suffered from AmusingInjuries all the time, and females were subjected to them as much as the men. For example, Cher, Fiona Apple, Courtney Love and Carmen Elektra were all SquashedFlat (Love after [[PianoDrop having a piano dropped on her]], and Elektra after being ThrownAcrossTheRoom), Jewel was crushed into the shape of a hockey puck, then whacked into a light fixture, hockey-style, and the fight between Lucy Lawless and Callista Flockhart was pretty much ''all'' slapstick. (highlights included Callista slamming Lucy's head into a copy machine, Lucy stuffing Callista into a desk and launching her with a mace, and it all cumulated with Lucy winning by "absorbing" her through the ass, which was as weird as it sounds.)
602* SlobsVersusSnobs: The premise for a few fights, including Rosanne Barr vs. Kelsey Grammer or the Three Tenors vs. the Three Stooges.
603* SouthernFriedGenius: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.
604* SouthernGentleman: Colonel Sanders, of course. He's ''so'' gentlemanly, in fact, that he at first refuses to fight his opponent Dave Thomas and instead shakes his hand... [[ISurrenderSuckers only to hit Thomas with his cane.]]
605* SpiritualSuccessor: The WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory come to mind, in the sense that two celebrities are also battling each other, be it verbally rather than physically, and pop culture references to both their lives and works are made.
606** ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'' can also be considered a spiritual successor, in the sense that two characters from different franchises duke it out in a battle to the death. Death Battle even occasionally uses real life celebrities (such as Justin Beiber vs. Rebecca Black) as opposed to only using fictional characters.
607* SpontaneousHumanCombustion: In one episode it appears that referee Mills Lane is about to suffer from this, but it turns out it's just gas. Later, [[spoiler: interviewer Stacy Cornbred]] starts showing signs of it, and Nick Diamond and Johnny Gomez think it's just gas... until she suddenly explodes.
608* SquashMatch:
609** [[spoiler: The Loch Ness Monster kills Bigfoot]] in ''six'' seconds, before the bell rang. The audience were angry at this, and Austin called that match a "six-second suckfest".
610** The {{Uncanceled}} first season has one with the Kobe Bryant vs. Shaq rematch.
611** [[spoiler: Pam]] literally did some squashing to beat [[spoiler: Tommy Lee.]]
612* StageMom:
613** The Creator/LindsayLohan vs. Music/HilaryDuff fight featured Dina Lohan in full-on Stage Mom mode, constantly making excuses for her daughter's troubling behavior.
614** A male example is Mathew Knowles, who is revealed to have implanted a microchip in [[Music/{{Beyonce}} his daughter's]] brain to control her every move. When Missy Elliott finds out, she grabs the remote control from him and uses it to make Beyoncé humiliate herself.
615* StalkerWithACrush: In the Creator/LindsayLohan vs. Music/HilaryDuff fight, it is strongly implied (and eventually revealed) that Nick Diamond is stalking Lindsay. After Lindsay loses, Nick brings her back to life using the time machine.
616* StockScream: In most, if not all deathmatches (mainly from the original run on MTV), there would be the sound of a woman screaming in the audience, with each matchup featuring the same scream.
617* StopMotion
618* StylisticSuck: One episode features the discovery of a time capsule with a cheaply done, TotallyRadical faux-version of the show from TheEighties where [[Music/CultureClub Boy George]] fights [[Series/MiamiVice Don Johnson]] (with UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan as the guest referee). It's possibly the show's finest moment.
619* TakeThat: Combatants will often insult each other between blows, and the commentators' dialogue is also full of {{Take That}}s.
620** The James van der Beek vs. Saddam Hussein fight ''definitely'' counts, if only for the conclusion.
621** In fact, it seems to be such vital theme of the show that it would be easier to list the celebrities that it ''doesn't'' happen to. Even the ones that star [[AsHimself As Themselves]] aren't immune.
622** The Creator/HarrisonFord vs. Creator/SamuelLJackson fight has Ford talking about how [[Franchise/StarWars the original trilogy was better than the prequels]]:
623--->'''Harrison Ford''': Give it up, punk! Everyone loves the ''old'' Star Wars better! We had Stormtroopers, the Death Star, and ''oh yeah'', '''[[TakeThat a plot]]'''!
624--->'''Samuel L. Jackson''': That crap's old-school, chump! We've got the pod race, an underwater sequence, [[MoneyDearBoy and better merchandising deals]]!
625** An in-universe [[SubvertedTrope subversion]]: near the end of "High Tech Fighting", Nick brings up how Johnny told him that insurance was "like legalized gambling" (after revealing he never got the [=VR2000=] insured [[spoiler: ''after it got blown up'']])... only for Johnny to point out that ''he was drunk at the time''.
626--->'''Johnny:''' Jesus, Nick, you know better than to listen to me while I'm drunk!
627** Also, the Creator/DavidLetterman vs. Jay Leno fight opens with the guest ref (Johnny Carson) saying "I taught you everything you know. Despite that, both your shows are almost unwatchable."
628** The Spice Girls vs. Hanson fight can only be described as this, since the two compete for the title of "Most Annoying Band in the World." [[spoiler: There's no actual finish, as Marilyn Manson chainsaws off part of the rigging, causing it to crush both bands. He then is interviewed about it where he goes on about being "the most evil man in America."]]
629** Likewise, Kathy Griffin and Jenna Elfman fight for the title of "Most Annoying Woman in Television". [[spoiler:Kathy wins.]]
630** "Fandemonium IV" concerns Series/{{Survivor}} [[note]] The contestants from the first two seasons are suspended above the ring and are voted in at random by the CDM audience (In Universe, of course). [[/note]]. This is what Nick has to say right off the bat:
631--->'''Nick''': A great choice, Johnny! Everybody knows that CBS show is stupid. I mean, how can you call a show "Series/{{Survivor}}" when nobody dies?!? The networks may call that entertainment, I call it (gives a double thumbs down) poo.
632*** Not to mention the end to the episode, where SoleSurvivor [[spoiler: "Survivor: Outback"'s Tina Wesson]] recalls how much of a dick Jeff Probst was on their season [[spoiler: and burns his face off with a torch]].
633** The Shaq vs. Kobe Bryant rematch after the series reboot was quite obviously one to Kobe, the writers showing their clear biased opinions of the whole Kobe rape scandal by having [[spoiler: Shaq effortlessly tear off Kobe Bryant's head within the first few seconds the match starting.]]
634* TeensAreMonsters: The entire premise behind the Frankie Muniz vs. Robert Iler fight, both of them FormerChildStar going through puberty, simmering in a cocktail of hormones and frustration, facing the possible end of their careers. With the prize of a few extra years of childhood and fame thanks to the Deathmatch Time Machine, you better believe they're prepared to kill.
635* ThatsNoMoon: The TropeNamer is spoofed in one episode when Bam Margera is knocked out of the ring and goes into orbit around the massively fat Don Vito.
636* ThinkOfTheCensors: The hosts and Mills are occasionally forced to chastise celebrities for their behavior, because in whatever warped version of the world this show takes place in, it's considered "a family show".
637* TheyKilledKennyAgain: In the first few episodes, Don King would routinely get killed. Eventually, he would enter a Deathmatch of his own (against UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump), [[spoiler: where he would be [[KilledOffForReal killed off for good]].]]
638* TimeTravel: The Celebrity Deathmatch Time Machine is used to bring back historical figures to fight each other, as well as celebrities who have been killed in past fights. In one episode, the machine accidentally sucks Debbie Matenopoulos back in time, causing Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond to use the time machine to go back in time to ancient Rome (where Nick fights a satyr in the Coliseum), Victorian London (where Franchise/SherlockHolmes fights Jack the Ripper), and the age of the dinosaurs.
639** It also gives us Music/BustaRhymes vs. Creator/WilliamShakespeare, which [[spoiler: Shakespeare wins when Busta runs into the time machine, sending him back to the Bard's time.]]
640** [[Wrestling/MickFoley Mankind]] gets to [[spoiler: defeat]] Creator/ErnestHemingway.
641** A running gag in the [[{{Uncancelled}} Season 5]] match Creator/AdamWest vs. Creator/ChristianBale was everyone believing that Creator/AdamWest was dead and came back through this, no matter how much he tried to convince them otherwise. He eventually gets fed up with this and [[spoiler: storms off after he wins.]]
642*** This joke had also been used before, in the Season 4 (then-series) finale, where Nick insisted that [[Music/TheRollingStonesBand Keith Richards]] was dead and that Steve Austin (who had actually seen him in a Stones' gig the week before) bring him back with the time machine to fight Music/{{Dave Matthews|Band}}. Naturally, Keith Richards shows up alive and well, proving Nick wrong just as his previous week's self comes out of the time machine. TimeTravelTenseTrouble ensued, and the past Keith in the present was erased from existence.
643* TitleScream: Each episode would start with quick rundown on upcoming matches, ending with "tonight on: Celebrity Deathmatch!", which is accompanied by the title logo.
644* ThereAreNoRules: The Trope is subverted ''most'' of the time. A few episodes claim that it applies as much as any DeadlyGame, but other episodes say they have a few rules (the fight between Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin and Wrestling/VinceMcMahon says there's a rule prohibiting "ozone-depleting aerosols", which Vince breaks, but is not penalized for), and in others, it seems that Nick and Johnny can add whatever rules to a fight they want. In one episode, Nick does say that the "number one rule of Deathmatch" is, "Don't piss off Mills". And indeed, in most cases, whatever Mills Lane says goes.
645* TonightSomeoneDies: Stacey, in one episode, received a prophecy that one of the Deathmatch crew would die before the end of the night. She tried to warn everyone, but they laughed it off. By the end of the episode, despite a few close calls, none of the crew was dead, so it seemed like the prophecy was bogus… [[spoiler: until Stacey spontaneously combusted.]]
646* TooDumbToLive: Several cases.
647** The Paul Reubens vs. George Michael fight. Before the fight, Reubens (in character as [[Film/PeeWeesBigAdventure Pee Wee Herman]]) said that the secret word for the fight would be "sucker", and that when he shouted it, the crowd was to start screaming wildly. [[spoiler:Later in the fight, Reubens tricked Michael into [[SchmuckBait taming a tiger and making it go to sleep]]... only for Reubens to shout "Sucker!" Yeah, George kinda deserved that one.]]
648** [=RuPaul=] got challenged to a deathmatch by Pamela Anderson for trying to flirt with Pam's husband at the time, [[spoiler: and she decides the best thing to do is to try it again... needless to say, Pam let [=RuPaul=] have it.]]
649** Brandy accepted Courtney Love's challenge to a Deathmatch despite not wanting to hurt anyone, because she didn't know what a "Deathmatch" was. [[spoiler: Subverted in that Brandy does end up winning, albeit by accident.]]
650** Music/LittleRichard tearing off his own nipples and bleeding to death in his fight against Lil' Kim.[[note]]Just for exposition: she had just attacked him with nipple pasties that doubled as shurikens. Little Richard then decides to pay back in kind... Yeah, pretty dumb.[[/note]]
651** Nick Lachey manages to out-idiot Jessica Simpson. She gives him a grenade with the pin still in it, but then he pulls the pin and holds it, blowing himself up.
652* TooImportantToWalk: The ridiculously rich UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump[[note]] This episode was made 17 years before he became President. Back then, he was simply known for being a wealthy real estate tycoon.[[/note]] is carried onto the ring, encased in an exact replica of the famous Trump Tower. The men carrying the tower replica end up dropping it, and Trump fires them both.
653* TwoByFore: In an episode pitting the best known James Bond actors, Sean Connery and Roger Moore against one another, it's a battle of improbable spy gadgets. Sean Connery eventually pulls out a board with a nail hammered through it.
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655[[folder:U-Z]]
656* UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny: Though the combatants involved are primarily RealLife celebrities and historical figures, many matchups range from improbable (Bill Gates vs. Michael Flatley) to impossible (UsefulNotes/MahatmaGandhi vs. UsefulNotes/GenghisKhan). Effectively, these are crossover fights.
657* TheUnFavourite: Music/WynonnaJudd; according to her, her mother always favored her sister Creator/AshleyJudd. When Ashley brings this up, she becomes so distraught that she reaches for [[ComfortFood a can of marshmallow fluff]].
658* UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom: Had Johnny and Nick just ''listened'' to Stone Cold's warning about using those two giant mechs that weren't tested, the Blink 182 / 98 Degrees bout wouldn't have [[OffTheRails spilled out into the street,]] [[FromBadToWorse and wind up almost getting everyone nuked]].
659* VacationEpisode: "Celebrity Deathmatch Internacional", the sixth episode of Season 2. The gimmick here is that each of the three fights in the episode takes place in a different country: the first takes place in [[LandDownUnder Australia]] and pits two Australian celebrities (Creator/MelGibson and [[Film/CrocodileDundee Paul Hogan]]) against each other, the second takes place in Cuba and pits two Hispanic celebrities (Creator/AntonioBanderas and [[Creator/CheechAndChong Cheech Marin]]) against each other, and the third takes place in The Hague (the location of the International Court of Justice) and pits celebrities from 3 different countries ([[Music/{{U2}} Bono]] from Ireland, Fabio from Italy, and Music/YokoOno from Japan) against each other.
660* VengefulVendingMachine: The "Prom Night Special" episode has Johnny Gomez announce that there will be two hours detention after the evenings matches for anyone caught tipping over vending machines in the arena lounge, [[KarmicDeath with a cutaway to two teenagers doing exactly that, with one getting crushed to death for his troubles]].
661* VictoriasSecretCompartment:
662** Fittingly, in a fight between two Victoria's Secret models, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos and Naomi Campbell, they both used this in their fight to pull water bottles, a cellphone, and a big needle.
663** Jessica used this in her second fight by pulling out a grenade to kill her opponent.
664* VictoryByEndurance: [[spoiler: Rodney Dangerfield [[http://liquidtelevision.com/video/celebrity-deathmatch-rodney-dangerfield-vs-don-rickles/ won his "Roast Match"]] against Don Rickles by getting Don to run out of [[TheRoast material,]] when Rodney went on a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown that began with "Okay, Cueball, now it's time to teach YOU some Respect!" Each [[PunctuatedforEmphasis blow was then delivered]] with a letter of "Respect," the final one an uppercut that turned Don into pieces of meat for the grill in the ring.]]
665* VoicesAreMental: During [[WizardDuel the fight between Melissa Joan Hart and Alyssa Milano]], Mills Lane gets turned into a woman. However, his voice still sounds the same.
666* WhatDoesThisButtonDo: ''The'' reason why the giant mech battle spills out into the street in "Blink 182 vs. 98 Degrees"? Nick Lachey decided to see [[TooDumbToLive what pressing a button labeled "DO NOT PRESS" would result in]]... which causes [[OhCrap the back thruster on their mech to kick in]].
667* [[WhatTheHellHero What the Hell, Audience?]]: After the first commercial break of "Fandemonium IV", Johnny greets us with the following:
668-->'''Johnny''': Folks, if you're just joining us... ''what the hell is wrong with you?!''
669* WholePlotReference:
670** Well, more or less a ''sub''plot, but the episode "In The Head of Nicky Jr." basically involved the aforementioned Nicky Jr. [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin having people end up in his head]] ala ''Film/BeingJohnMalkovich''. (Ironically, John Cusack and John Malkovich fought in this episode over that very movie.)
671** Even more ironically, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin guess where said fight took place?]]
672** The episode "Festival of Food Fights", with the final fight of Kevin Spacey vs. Michael Caine that ends with Spacey winning but being killed by a deranged Dave Thomas, has a sub-plot of Spacey wandering around the stadium delivering what is eventually revealed to be PosthumousNarration a la ''Film/AmericanBeauty''.
673* WildlifeCommentarySpoof: [[Series/CrocodileHunter Steve Irwin]] spends his time in the ring doing a running naturalists' commentary on the Medusa he was ''supposed'' to be fighting. [[spoiler: He has a HeroicBSOD when he accidentally kills her.]]
674* WimpFight: Jerry Seinfeld vs. Tim Allen. [[spoiler: Ended with the cast of ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'' storming the ring to beat up Jerry for canceling the show, which the audience found far more entertaining.]]
675** J. K. Rowling vs. Stephen King, until Rowling summons Voldemort. [[spoiler: This leads to Rowling's death by King's [[ItMakesSenseInContext now-animated robotic leg]]]].
676* WindbagPolitician: UsefulNotes/FidelCastro is portrayed this way in "[[VacationEpisode Celebrity Deathmatch Internacional]]". Since one of the fights in the episode (Antonio Banderas vs. Cheech Marin) is set in Cuba, Castro is the referee for that match. Before the fight begins, he outlines all the rules that the competitors must follow... which ends up taking several hours and results in Banderas, Marin, the audience, and even Johnny falling asleep.
677* WizardDuel: The fight between Creator/MelissaJoanHart and Creator/AlyssaMilano. Both of them were known for playing witches on TV (being the stars of ''Series/SabrinaTheTeenageWitch'' and ''Series/Charmed1998'' respectively), so CDM has them do battle using magic.
678* WorkedShoot: Creator/GeorgeClooney and Creator/MarkWahlberg try to stage a fake deathmatch for the purposes of [[OnlyInItForTheMoney gambling fraud]], even though they were close friends in real life. This backfires when Creator/PaulNewman and Creator/RobertRedford notice how phony their 'fight' is and challenge them to a real one. [[spoiler: Newman and Redford win.]]
679* WritingAroundTrademarks / YouWannaGetSued: Occurred during the fight between Tobey Maguire and [[PoorMansSubstitute Jake Gyllenhaal]], when the hosts had to avoid making explicit reference to [[Film/SpiderMan2 Doctor Octopus]], who Jake had brought in to attack Tobey. Instead, they referred to him as "a certain eight-armed villain from a certain hit superhero film" (Paraphrasing).
680* WrongGenreSavvy:
681** Ray Romano thought he only had to pin Drew Carey in their fight, not kill him. He caught on fast, though.
682** Creator/AlfredHitchcock has a problem similar to Romano; he doesn't understand that subtle violence doesn't impress people these days. Again, however, he catches on fast.
683** Howard Cosell didn't quite understand that the show had no rules back when he guest-commentated in 1973 during the "OJ Simpson vs. Joe Namath", leading him to berate Mills' apparent poor refereeing. Nick had to point this out to him.
684*** Similarly, we have [[spoiler: OJ freaking out over being declared the winner, despite the fact that he was ''allowed'' to kill Namath]].
685* {{Yarling}}:
686** The reason why they pit [[Music/PearlJam Eddie Vedder]] against [[Music/{{Creed|band}} Scott Stapp]].
687--->'''Eddie Vedder:''' ''(while kicking Stapp three times)'' Give me back my vooo-ooo-oice!\
688'''Scott Stapp:''' ''(retributing the "favor" to Vedder)'' It's my voice, too-ooo-ooo!
689** [[spoiler: Vedder eventually wins by scraping Stapp's throat with a piece of barbed wire]], which gives him [[spoiler: a gravelly Music/TomWaits-like voice.]] Unfortunately, [[spoiler: Waits himself is in the crowd, and he promptly gets down to the ring and beats Stapp to a pulp.]]
690* YourHeadAsplode: Some deathmatches end this way.
691** In one of the first episodes, Mariah Carey, during her fight with Jim Carrey, sings a ''VERY'' high note [[IncrediblyLongNote for an extended period of time]], much to the displeasure of everyone in the arena. [[spoiler: The intensity of the note cracks the InUniverse cameras and proves to be too much for Jim, whose head expands like a balloon before exploding.]]
692** Happens again in Jack Black vs. Jack White, where [[spoiler: Jack White puts a button-up shirt with a slightly small collar on Jack Black, causing his head to explode.]] It's true that some of the fights can have silly and nonsensical endings, but even by Celebrity Deathmatch standards it's pretty ridiculous.
693** The fight between David Arquette and Paul Reiser ends when [[spoiler: Arquette jams several cellphones in Reiser's skull, then makes them all ring at the same time. The phones' microwaves cause huge tumors to develop in Reiser's head which then swells and explodes.]] It's actually kind of disturbing.[[/folder]]
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695-->"So, for all of us at TV Tropes, I'm Johnny Gomez."
696-->"And I'm Nick Diamond."
697-->"Good fight, good night."

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