Line #85 WesternAnimation/AlbertTheFifthMusketeer


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3	->''"He's sharp, he's cool, he's nobody's fool, he's Albert the Fifth Musketeer!"''
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5	''Albert the Fifth Musketeer'' (''Albert le cinquième Mousquetaire'') is a [[TheNineties 1990s]] French-Canadian animated series. It's essentially a cartoonish blend of ''Literature/TheThreeMusketeers'' and ''Series/{{MacGyver\|1985}}''.
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7	It takes place in a cartoonish early [[TheCavalierYears 17th century]] France during the reign of King UsefulNotes/LouisXIII, and centers on the adventures of Albert de Parmagnan, [[SixthRanger a new member]] of the Royal Musketeers. While the four other musketeers (Athos, Porthos, Aramis and D'Artagnan) are all [[BumblingSidekick bumbling and incompetent]], Albert is [[ShorterMeansSmarter short but quick-witted and clever]], creating many inventions to get the others out of trouble and save the day by thwarting the Cardinal's {{Evil Plan}}s to take over the Kingdom of France.
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9	!!''Albert the Fifth Musketeer'' provides examples of the following tropes:
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11	* AccordionMan: A variant. When D'Artagnan orders the other musketeers to stop while they're on a ride, [[HumanTrafficJam they usually run into each other with their horses]]. Porthos usually runs the last, and since he's the heaviest, pushes the others forward like an accordion, with an actual accordion sound.
12	* TheAce: Albert is the newest and the smallest of the musketeers, but he still is the most competent one, not to mention the smartest one, out of the bunch.
13	* AdaptationDyeJob: Milady has dark hair, while she's a blonde in ''Literature/TheThreeMusketeers''.
14	* AdaptationalComicRelief:
15	** Athos, Porthos, Aramis and D'Artagnan, from swashbuckling badasses in the novels of Alexandre Dumas to a mix of {{Bumbling Sidekick}}s, {{Idiot Hero}}es and {{The Fool}}s.
16	** King Louis XIII is turned into a ManChild and RoyalBrat.
17	** The Cardinal wears slippers that look like white rabbits, and he's always embarrassed when someone finds out. And they're ''[[AnimateInanimateObject alive]]'', somehow.
18	** As, by the way, is Milady's FleurDeLis tattoo, which morphs into a duck, which is {{animated\|tattoo}} and shouts like WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck.
19	* AdaptationalDumbass: D'Artagnan, Athos, Porthos, Aramis and even King Louis XIII. The aforementioned Musketeers are so stupid and clueless (unlike their novel versions) that they can't manage to do anything without Albert's help, and King Louis is just a capricious adult RoyalBrat[=/=]{{Manchild}} who regularly throws tantrums and doesn't seem to even reign (unlike his novel counterpart).
20	* AdaptedOut: The focus not being on D'Artagnan, some characters of his supporting cast gallery from the Dumas novels don't seem to exist in this setting.
21	** The Count of Rochefort is nowhere to be seen.
22	** The Musketeers have no servants, and Planchet is missing especially.
23	** And D'Artagnan's lover Constance Bonacieux, while we're at it.
24	* AdjectiveAnimalAlehouse: The Golden Pheasant inn.
25	* AllThereInTheManual: Although not stated in the series proper, promotional material for the series wishes for viewers to know that Albert is 20 years old and stands at 3'6"/105cm, including the feather in his hat.
26	* AnachronismStew:
27	** Louis XIII's fancy clothing styles and court protocols have more to do with the time of his son UsefulNotes/LouisXIV at his palace in Versailles than his own RealLife one at the Louvre in Paris.
28	** Bolognese sauce, modern frying pans and modern umbrellas were unheard of until the late 19th century.
29	** English people wearing bowler hats and [[BritsLoveTea drinking tea]] in early 17th century England. Tea was introduced circa 1660, at least two decades after the end of Louis XIII's reign (he died in 1643), and the custom of afternoon tea appeared in the 1840s. Bowler hats appeared circa 1850.
30	** An Eiffel Tower made of wood tends to make appearances here and there, probably to [[EiffelTowerEffect remind viewers the series takes place in Paris]]. The real Eiffel Tower was built about 250 years later, in 1889.
31	* BeardOfEvil: The Cardinal sports a grey goatee.
32	* BedsheetGhost:
33	** Milady uses such a disguise to scare the hell out of the king in the episode "Ghost, You Said?".
34	** All of the Musketeers and the Captain also don this disguise.
35	* BerserkButton: Each time D'Artagnan sees a guard of the Cardinal, [[HighPressureEmotion his face turns red and exhales steam]].
36	* {{BFG}}: Albert's musket. He loads it with various sorts of projectiles, the most famous being spaghetti with Bolognese sauce. He can also use it as a GrapplingHookPistol.
37	* BigBad: The Cardinal de Richelieu, who always plots to overthrow King Louis XIII.
38	* TheBigGuy: Porthos, and his EvilCounterpart in the guards of the Cardinal.
39	* {{Bowdlerise}}: Canadian broadcasts replaced words like 'idiot' with something else.
40	* BrainsAndBrawn: Albert's plans usually work this way, with Porthos as the main muscle to help him.
41	* BreakingTheFourthWall: A few characters address the audience, with Albert doing so mostly to wrap-up episodes.
42	* BrickJoke: The Duke of Buckingham states he can play the harpsichord about as well as a corgi can play the mandolin. When he demonstrates his lack of talent in playing the harpsichord, Milady asks the Cardinal to guess who is playing; he responds "a corgi?".
43	* ButtMonkey: Captain de Tréville always ends up with spaghetti in his face as he requires Albert's help.
44	* CatchPhrase:
45	** The Cardinal shouting "MILADY!" whenever he calls for her.
46	** The musketeers' legendary motto ''"All for one and one for all!"''.
47	** ''"[[BattleCry CHAAAARGEEEEE!]]"'' (D'Artagnan)
48	** "Oh, golly!" is Albert's preferred exclamation.
49	* DaChief: Monsieur de Tréville, the captain of the musketeers. He berates the musketeers sometimes.
50	* ClockPunk: Some of Albert's inventions fall into this. By the way, he has always admired Creator/LeonardoDaVinci, and most of his inventions look accordingly.
51	* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Athos' eyes are never seen and he seems to be the most "head in the clouds" musketeer. He rides his horse backwards, often stands facing the opposite direction of everyone else, was once seen fishing in the land when everyone else was fishing in the sea, etc.
52	* CourtlyLove: The Duke of Buckingham has a very deep crush on the Queen and always sends her letters and gifts.
53	* DamselInDistress: Queen Anne ends up kidnapped sometimes.
54	* TheDitz: All four musketeers (Athos, Porthos, Aramis and D'Artagnan) are incurably clumsy and ditzy.
55	* DoesNotKnowHisOwnStrength: Porthos is so strong he can break stuff unintentionally.
56	* TheDragon: Milady de Winter is this to the Cardinal. She's the one to answer directly to him and his most trusted agent.
57	* DudeNotFunny: When the Count of Quicostro gave Milady a hideous appearance as retribution for her actions, Albert was horrified. Thankfully, it was just very well-done make-up.
58	* DumbMuscle: Porthos is the strongest musketeer but he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
59	* EvilChancellor: The Cardinal de Richelieu is the king's advisor and the show's BigBad.
60	* EvilCounterpart:
61	** Each one of the five musketeers has a guard of the Cardinal looking like him, which form a SimilarSquad.
62	** And Milady is this for the Queen.
63	* EvilLaugh: The Cardinal and Milady laugh evilly at least once per episode. The Cardinal also often [[HandRubbing rubs his hands]] when laughing.
64	* ExpositoryThemeTune: The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHLJDs9jAvk show's opening]] describes Albert.
65	* FailureIsTheOnlyOption: The Cardinal's plans are naturally thwarted once per episode.
66	* FatIdiot: Let's say Porthos is not the brightest of the musketeers...
67	* FireBreathingDiner: The usual result of ingesting some of Albert's bolognese with hot sauce.
68	* {{Flynning}}: The swashbuckling fights pretty much always turn out like this.
69	* {{Foodfight}}: Albert's favorite type of ammo for his musket are Bolognese sauce spaghetti bombs.
70	* TheFool: D'Artagnan, Athos, Porthos and Aramis sometimes don't seem to know what they're doing.
71	* FriendToAllLivingThings: Albert has made friends with a few animals. There's Gertrude the mouse who willingly tested his model of a flying machine and her partner who lives in the walls of the workshop, Little John's cow and of course, Albert's mule who seems to be more of a partner.
72	** He's also quite fond of nature. One of his favourite things to do following missions is relax in a field and smell the flowers.
73	* GadgeteerGenius: Albert builds various sorts of gadgets, his bread-and-butter being his blunderbuss (he can load it with various things from grappling hooks to Bolognese sauce spaghetti bombs).
74	* GeodesicCast: Each one of the five musketeers has a guard of the Cardinal with the exact same size and haircut, and Milady and the Queen have a roughly similar build.
75	* GoodColorsEvilColors: The musketeers and the king's guards dress in blue, the [[{{Mooks}} Cardinal's guards]] dress in red.
76	* HairOfGoldHeartOfGold:
77	** Queen Anne. She's blonde, a nice person overall and she's made of IncorruptiblePurePureness.
78	** Albert is blond, quite the NiceGuy and a true hero.
79	* HairTriggerTemper: D'Artagnan is ''very'' easy to taunt.
80	* {{Hammerspace}}: Where did the small cannon and those blunderbusses that Albert uses come from? He appears to pull them out from behind his back!
81	* HandRubbing: The Cardinal rubs his hands when gloating about his evil plans or when things seem to go his way. Often done with an EvilLaugh.
82	* HistoricalDomainCharacter: The characters already appeared in Alexandre Dumas' work, and they are based on historical figures, InNameOnly most of the time.
83	** King Louis XIII of France.
84	** Queen Anne of Austria.
85	** Armand Jean du Plessis (Cardinal de Richelieu).
86	** George Villiers (1st Duke of Buckingham).
87	** Armand de Sillègue d'Athos d'Autevielle (Athos), Isaac de Portau (Porthos), Henri d'Aramitz (Aramis) and Charles de Batz-Castelmore d'Artagnan.
88	* HistoricalVillainUpgrade: The Cardinal is always plotting against Louis XIII in the show. In RealLife, he was one of the French Crown's most loyal servants, albeit quite a ruthless minister, especially if you were a Protestant.
89	* HoistByHisOwnPetard: What usually happens to Milady de Winter, and sometimes to the Cardinal.
90	* HonorBeforeReason: D'Artagnan can't stand provocations and always makes a point of answering to it in a direct, vengeful way.
91	* HopelessSuitor: The Duke of Buckingham will never manage to seduce Queen Anne, who remains faithful to the king.
92	* IdiotHero: Arthos, Porthos, Aramis and D'Artagnan can never succeed without Albert's help.
93	* KidnappedScientist: When the musketeers are tasked to find someone who is able to device something for the King or the Queen, Milady kidnaps him.
94	* KingKongClimb: A gorilla named Ting Tong carries the Queen up Notre Dame. Albert comes to the rescue with his new flying machine.
95	* LeanAndMean: The Cardinal and Milady are tall and lean.
96	* LightFeminineAndDarkFeminine: Queen Anne is the sweet-natured and amiable Light Feminine, Milady De Winter is the seductive villainous Dark Feminine.
97	* MacGyvering: Albert can device things in a hurry to save the day, such as a makeshift elevator with ropes, a basket and Porthos' help, or even a gadgetized coach out of scratch.
98	* ManChild: King Louis XIII. He's always throwing childish tantrums, is very capricious and sucks his thumb at times.
99	* MeaningfulAppearance: Albert has a mole, and is clearly fond of it, as he will sometimes says 'I'd bet my mole' when he's absolutely sure of something.
100	* MisplacedAccent: in the English translation, almost everyone speaks with some form of British accent, which could be TranslationConvention - but the Queen and Albert have French accents, verging almost on MauriceChevalierAccent territory. Why a Spanish former princess who lived most of her life in France and a French commoner would have the same accent, but a different one from everyone else around them, isn't explained.
101	* MonaLisaSmile: When the Cardinal calls for Milady, he sometimes finds her [[WallpaperCamouflage camouflaged as a painting]], imitating Mona Lisa's pose.
102	* MrExposition: The Queen or Monsieur de Tréville usually explain the situation to the musketeers. Albert gets more informations or understands the situation better than the others.
103	* MrFixit: De Tréville often requires Albert's services to fix things. And Albert always comes up with a plan B to save the day.
104	* TheNapoleon: King Louis XIII is short and prone to temper tantrums.
105	* NobodyCallsMeChicken: D'Artagnan is easy to taunt, and he reacts accordingly.
106	* NobodyHereButUsStatues: One of Milady's camouflage techniques. She actually disguised herself as a statue at one point, using some sort of solidifying clay on herself in order to infiltrate the king's bedroom and spray his pillow with a [[PepperSneeze sneezing powder]].
107	* PintSizedPowerhouse: Albert packs a punch with his blunderbuss.
108	* PrecisionFStrike: In the German dub, Porthos says 'bastard' in English in the episode 'The King's Complex'.
109	* RedOniBlueOni: The brash, impulsive D'Artagnan is the Red Oni to the calm, logical Albert's Blue Oni. Bonus points in that Albert's uniform is blue.
110	* RoyalBrat: Louis XIII is a ManChild king and behaves like a capricious brat.
111	* RoyalsWhoActuallyDoSomething: The Queen always involves herself whenever the king is in danger, or when whatever the king asked for is at stake.
112	* RunningGag: Most episodes have their own running gags. There are quite a few series-wise:
113	** Captain de Treville always getting splatted by Albert's ammunition, even sometimes by his own fault.
114	** Blackcross, the tortoise farmer who is always travelling to Paris with his tortoises.
115	** The town crier always getting splashed by a bucket of water whenever he calls out the time in the middle of the night, no matter if he's in the city or out in the countryside!
116	* SaveTheDayTurnAway: Albert is type 2. He doesn't like medals, he rather likes to enjoy his victories alone in a green and flowery meadow.
117	* SinisterSchnoz: The Cardinal has a big pointy nose.
118	* TheSmartGuy: Albert is the most intelligent of the musketeers by far.
119	* SmugSnake: The Cardinal's ego doesn't help him the slightest.
120	* SneezeOfDoom:
121	** Porthos' sneezes are powerful enough to send multiple guards flying.
122	** When Captain de Tréville has a cold, he can sneeze hard enough to put his own head through a door and blow away all of his musketeers, including ''Porthos''.
123	* SpyCatsuit: Milady dons a Spy ''Mousesuit'' (with Mickey Mouse-like ears) sometimes.
124	* SteampunkGadgeteers: Albert's gadgets sometimes fall in this category.
125	* StoutStrength: Porthos is both fat and strong.
126	* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial: When asked by Milady, D'Artagnan tries to fool her into thinking the Musketeers were off to retrieve anything she could think of except perfume from anywhere in France except Nice. It goes as well as you'd expect.
127	* {{Swashbuckler}}: It's the 17th century so swashbuckling fights happen regularly. Albert doesn't fight much with his sword, resorting to his wits and gadgets instead.
128	* SwissArmyGun: Albert's musket is a {{BFG}}, and he can load it with a multitude of projectiles, including his trademark Bolognese sauce spaghetti bombs and {{grappling hook\|Pistol}}s.
129	* TickleTorture: The Cardinal has this used on Count Anatole to get him to reveal where his grandfather's treasure is hidden.
130	* TooImportantToWalk: The Queen uses a sedan chair whenever she has to move in the streets of Paris.
131	* TrapDoor: When the Cardinal calls for Milady, she often falls from the ceiling through a trap door in front of him. And he disposes of her once his orders are given through yet another trap door, on the floor this time. It's a wonder how nobody ever notices so many trap doors in the Louvre palace.
132	* TotemPoleTrench: Albert and Little John use this to get past one of the Cardinal's Guards in 'The King's Complex'.
133	* VillainousBreakdown: The Cardinal is subject to these, often with his head turning red and exhaling steam.
134	* WeakButSkilled: Albert is not a physical threat at all due to his size, but he compensates with his brains and GadgeteerGenius talents.
135	* WheelOFeet: Happens regularly when the characters run.
136	* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes: Milady is afraid of spiders.

Context WesternAnimation / AlbertTheFifthMusketeer