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2[-[[caption-width-right:350:Left to right: [[ColonelBadass Commander Badass]], [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Jared]] and [[FluffyTheTerrible Mr. Fish]].]]-]
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4->''"Lady, you have no idea how hard it is for guys like [[VideoGame/GodOfWar Kratos]] to reintegrate into everyday society."''
5-->-- '''Commander Badass'''
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7Created as an entry for a webcomic contest in 2010 for Website/TheEscapist, ''Manly Guys Doing Manly Things'' (MGDMT) is a comic about a temp agency to help [[TestosteronePoisoning "ludicrously macho guys"]] find work in the real world when they no longer have work as popular fiction characters. How well they actually integrate has... [[HilarityEnsues mixed results]].
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9Sadly, the comic lost out the contest, but was by far a favorite among those paying attention to the contest, making it popular enough for its creator, Coelasquid, to keep it going. The series carried on, on a fairly punctual weekly basis, for years, until Coelasquid went on an indefinite hiatus.
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11It can be beheld [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/ here]] in all its '''manly''' glory. [[note]]A backup can be found [[https://archive.org/details/manly_guys_doing_manly_things here]].[[/note]]
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15!!''Manly Guys Doing Manly Things'' makes '''manly''' use of the following Tropes:
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17* AbsurdPhobia: The Commander's weak point is an irrational fear of millipedes. Sure, they're harmless, but you can easily [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/the-tale-of-commanders-irrational-millipede-phobia reach your]] [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/of-course-the-millipede-planet-has-an-oxygen-rich-atmosphere-how-else-would-the-millipedes-survive lifetime capacity]] [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/i-think-this-page-sumarizes-a-lot-of-what-i-like-about-commander for millipedes]].
18* AbnormalAmmo: An action figure's gun accessory that shoots smaller guns. Which possibly shoot little deep-fried beer cans.
19-->'''Jared:''' Where are they coming from?
20* AchievementsInIgnorance: Only someone as clueless about Pokémon Training as Jared would choose Magikarp as his starter, but only someone who doesn't even understand simple battle mechanics could make it work. See ShamuFu.
21* ActionPolitician: The comic's rendition of [[VideoGame/FinalFight Mike Haggar]] is the trope picture.
22* AffectionateParody:
23** While it does take shots at the concept thereof, [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/331 this strip]] is a parody of the classic Charles Atlas cartoon ad.
24** The Nomura Syndrome arc is one for [=JRPGs=].
25* AmericanKirbyIsHardcore: In Universe example, this happens to Ryu of ''VideoGame/BreathOfFireII'', turning a fairly normal (if blue-haired) sixteen year old kid into a muscle bound roid raging hulk. This is meant to be a TakeThat by the author at the trope, which happened to the game in RealLife.
26* AmicableExes
27** Commander gets along reasonably well with his ex-wife Maddy. They seem to have zero custody friction of their kids and the Commander always speaks well of her to other people. They even had a barbecue together. (He also thinks she'd be flattered that his squad kept one of their ships decorated with nose art of her; "just because we're divorced doesn't mean she isn't beautiful...")
28** Commander is also still generally on good terms with both Spider and Tank (both of whom are his exes), which is quite impressive considering that Spider is a full-body cyborg ''and'' Tank's sister, and Tank is... well, Tank.
29* ArmorPiercingResponse: [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/cant-knock-it-until-you-try When Commander Badass and June are making muffins]], June wants to put in a whole bunch of things such as blueberries, strawberries, bananas, etc. When Badass says that you can't put all of that in a muffin, June asks "Why not?". [[GilliganCut Cue Badass offering Jonesy]] an Oatmeal Banana Strawberry Carrot Blueberry Raspberry Chocolate Chip Apple Cinnamon Lucky Charm Muffin.
30* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: the Commander complains about Canadian Guy since he comes to work drunk, cranks up the AC, field dresses deer in the lunchroom, breaks various office equipment, and beats all of the Commander's ''VideoGame/RobotUnicornAttack'' high scores.
31* ArtShift: [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/thats-it-thats-his-whole-route This]] comic was drawn to be more evocative of ''WesternAnimation/TheDoverBoys'', which the comic was parodying/mashing up with ''VisualNovel/DreamDaddy''.
32* ArtisticLicense: In reality it was [[VideoGame/{{Nier}} Brother!Nier who was altered to Father!Nier]] instead of the other way around. Logically he should have had reverse Nomura but then the whole plot wouldn't kick off.
33* ArtisticLicenseAnimalCare:
34** InUniverse: Jared ''becomes a Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Professor'' for his shocking new discoveries that a) animals like it when you pet them, groom them, and feed them treats, and b) Gyarados is carnivorous and should not be raised on a sweets-only diet.
35--->'''Jared:''' ''[to [[VideoGame/PokemonXAndY Lysandre]]]'' Who ''gave'' you your science license?!
36** Oddly enough, while Jared is good at taking care of animals, he knows very little about Pokemon in general. For example when given a free Pokemon he opens the pokeball by breaking it, and is surprised when [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/theese-things-are-like-ikea-furnitutre-i-can-never-get-them-back-in-the-package the Gengar inside runs away.]]
37* AuthorAppeal:
38** While the comic exists mostly to mock over-the-top "macho" characters, Coelasquid has said that she likes drawing this body type.
39** Coelasquid doesn't care much for Creator/ChuckNorris jokes, but '''LOVES''' Creator/MarlonBrando.
40** If you follow her Website/{{Tumblr}}, you can see that many MGDMT strips are based around whatever Coelasquid was playing/watching/reading that week.
41** Pigeons.
42** She's a big fan of Ganondorf, which may be why he (and Link) are just about the only recurring non-original character who aren't from an FPS, WRPG, action movie, fighting game or comic book.
43** Overwatch in more recent strips.
44* AuthorTract: A couple.
45** The idea that real manliness is being a good man on the inside, and that "manly man" and "loud obnoxious jackass" are ''not'' the same thing.
46** Coelasquid also hates both the bishification of characters and the [[AmericanKirbyIsHardcore flipside]] of the trope.[[note]]This was inspired by three things: One was the fact that the Japanese version of ''VideoGame/NieR'' starred a teenage protagonist instead of a middle aged one to appeal to the bishounen-loving demographic, which she thought was insulting and made the story weaker. The second was going through a collection of fan art portraying bishified characters being out-of-character. The third was how she thought the North American cover art for ''VideoGame/BreathOfFireII'' was terrible by making its teenage protagonist into a musclebound steroid abuser.[[/note]]
47--->'''Commander:''' [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/1102 Ghat damn, nobody out there content t' just let people like ya fer who y'are.]]
48* AwesomeButImpractical: [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/he-didnt-even-get-extraa-bullets-he-has-to-whittle-them-himself Looking like Rambo]] might be cool and everything, but in a jungle lousy with poison ivy, you're gonna want some sleeves
49* AwesomeMcCoolname:
50** Commander Badass. Not that he uses the second part much.
51--->'''Jonesy:''' [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/1121 You were right, "Commander Badass" does sound really dumb when you hear it out loud.]]
52** As a lab-grown generic-space-future soldier, his actual designation is a seventy-five digit serial number ending in "B52", which got him the moniker of [[Music/TheB52s Rock Lobster]].
53--->'''Commander:''' [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/o-captain-my-captain "Rock Lobster" was a catchier short hand than "Love Shack". More humble too, prob'ly.]]
54* SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic: [[invoked]] {{Discussed|Trope}} when Jared puts on "Any Way You Want It" as the soundtrack for the first fight of an arc.
55-->'''Commander:''' That's a straight-up end credits song, gotta hang ont' it for th' victory lap. Do something like "Wheel in th' Sky."
56* BabyTalk: Jared, whenever talking to Mr. Fish. Most apparent in [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/388 this page]]:
57-->'''Jared:''' Roll over! Roll over, Mr. Fish! Mr. Rolly Fish! Mr. Rolly Polly Fish!
58* BambooTechnology: Commander manages to fashion a television out of a coconut during the Survival Exercise. Which he uses to watch Wrestling/SummerSlam.
59* BatterUp: Jared does this with Mr. Fish until he evolves. He later uses an actual bat on the Fazbear's mascots.
60* BeautyIsNeverTarnished: Subverted. Bishie Commander and Gackt are both bloodied and swollen before [[spoiler:an out of control Mr. Fish Hyper Beams the walls down.]]
61* BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor: [[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers Zordon]] wanted "Five teenagers with attitude." The Commander got him [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/merry-200th-strip just that.]]
62* BehavioralConditioning: The Commander, his siblings, and the other future Supersoldiers all received this to fill certain stereotypes (i.e. Ace being a suave superspy with a British accent). The Commander himself was meant to be conditioned to become a rogue agent (like Batman!), but to his handlers' horror, instead became a well adjusted member of society.
63* BerserkButton:
64** Commander Badass worships Creator/MarlonBrando. No, we mean ''literally'' worships Marlon Brando. Do '''''not''''' mention Creator/ChuckNorris in his earshot.
65** The Commander is extremely proud of his charcoal and wood barbequing abilities. [[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill Don't imply he uses propane.]]
66** There's a ''very'' short list of things they ''can'' have around Kratos, and half of the things on it have been scratched off. This includes, but is not limited to: Roombas, WebOriginal/LOLCats, frozen yogurt, and in one memorable instance, bubble tea.
67* TheBerserker:
68** One of the Commander's squad mates, [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/what-he-does-have-are-a-very-particular-set-of-skills-skills-he-has-acquired-over-a-very-long-career Tank]], was ''purposely'' (and unwillingly) turned into one of these after an accident. Normally he's pretty chill but it's generally a good idea to give him space.
69---> '''Commander Badass''': He's basically a science project in seein' how volatile an' antisocial you can build a super soldier before they start doin' more damage T' their own guys than th' ones you point him at. He an' Spider had a big accident a while back an' they used it as an excuse t' rig him up with all those tubes full'a aggro juice. We jailbroke his chassis a while back so th' Brass couldn't flip the Berserker switch without warning, but he ain't exactly what you'd call "Well-adjusted".
70** And Kratos, of course.
71* BewareTheNiceOnes: It turns out that Canada's niceness as a whole [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass is just an act to throw people off]]. According to Coelasquid, Canadian Guy is a PaletteSwap for Commander Badass, which has the unexpected result making him look like her dad.
72* BilingualBonus: InUniverse. As the Yautja are ''real'' they're able to [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation translate]] the language when they watch the ''[[Film/{{Predator}} movie]]''.
73-->'''Jonesy:''' So why's this guy clicking to himself all the time? Is he just talking to himself the entire movie?
74-->'''Commander:''' He's actually droppin' some pretty good one-liners. Just told Jesse Ventura he's about to get a "hole" lot of free time.
75-->'''Jonesy:''' Huh, I'm surprised puns translate that well.
76-->'''Commander:''' It's a surprisin'ly compatable language. Prob'ly part'a what made the Yautja some of our biggest trade partners.
77* BigBad: [[spoiler:Music/{{Gackt}}]] is the BigBad of the [[{{Bishonen}} Nomura Syndrome]] arc.
78* BigCreepyCrawlies: Commander Badass spent "two tours 'a duty on th' Millipede Planet in millipede season". Where being surrounded and often covered by literally thousands of millipedes a day left him with a phobia of millipedes.
79* BigEater: {{Deconstructed}} in [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/ganondorf-seems-like-a-brunch-guy this comic.]] Not because Commander Badass and Ganondorf are embarrassed, but because between the two of them and the rest of the agency they've run huge numbers of all-you-can-eat buffets out of business due to their dietary needs.
80* BishonenLine: [[spoiler:Gackt's]] ultimate form is a massive tentacled winged bloated monstrosity. His [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/1200 ULTIMATE Ultimate form]] is colorful and winged, but still distinctly humanoid.
81* BodyHorror:
82** [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/1121 Say hello to our guests, Simon!]]
83** [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/1229 People should not have that much or that little blood.]]
84* {{Bookends}}: Both the first and last comic joke about [[VideoGame/GodOfWar Kratos']] main method of interacting with things being pressing the circle button.
85* BoringButPractical: [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/look-at-that-dream-come-true Hanzo pulls this off here.]] How did he kill his brother? Some ancient sword move? Some dragon-based technique? How did Genji get so badly hurt that most of his body was cybernetics? [[spoiler: Simple: he removed the batteries in his brother's carbon monoxide detector. The cybernetics were something that Genji did himself, Hanzo had nothing to do with it.]]
86* BreadEggsMilkSquick: [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/if-theres-one-thing-jared-is-competent-at-its-loving-mr-fish Jared's list]] of what he feeds Mr Fish includes, among wildly varied but normal foodstuffs, ''vagrants'' and ''stray cats''.
87* BrickJoke:
88** Spartan Gay Chicken. "[[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/529 Consensus on the debut of this game was that Spartan Gay Chicken]] ends in [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/910 a 30 year committed relationship complete with bickering over when to open a joint bank account and where to place the ottoman.]]" [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/gay-chicken-needs-to-end-so-i-can-start-using-kratos-for-other-things And...]]
89** Looks like the Commander [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/1241 made good on]] the mammoth he [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/1116 promised]] Jonesy.
90** The Commander finally [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/1245 getting Jared an]] UsefulNotes/Xbox360.
91** And not long after, [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/ecksbawks-reprise "ecksbawks reprise"]], using an IronicEcho of one of Jared's first lines.
92** The B stands for [[spoiler: B52]]
93** When Jet is first seen riding his minibike while running his pet raptors, Commander suggests that Jet might be acclimating them to it so he can [[spoiler:teach them to ride minibikes.]] Angel says she's in no way prepared for that. [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/2621 Several comics later]], Commander was right and while Angel's base isn't the one Jet is after, she says they'll figure out what to do when they catch up with Jet.
94* CallBack: When Mr. Fish [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/1110 learns Hyper Beam]], we see that he still remembers [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/388 how to roll over]].
95* CantTakeAnythingWithYou: Discussed. Apparently, early on, it was true, until Commander noted that his body hair didn't disappear in time travel. Upon the Commander's squad hearing that animal hair ''could'' pass through, they demand clothes at the very least. The scientists, annoyed, make them wear whole-body Christmas sweaters made of wool.
96* CasualDangerDialogue: the Commander and Jonesy wondering if there is any real potential for audience overlap between K-pop and J-rock while Gackt's horde of Jung Ji-hoon "Rainbots" is bearing down on them. It's a deconstruction because the conversation distracts them from the matter at hand.
97* CatUpATree: [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/its-not-like-i-like-you-or-anything Sandor Clegane]] rescues a cat from a tree. He's quite {{Tsundere}} about it.
98* CelebrityParadox: In one comic, the Commander theorizes that Jared's ability to get an internet girlfriend is because [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/the-most-patient-wingman gamers are impressed by his selfie with Captain Falcon]].
99* CerebusRetcon:
100** Commander Badass's original off-the-cuff joke that he and his fellow generic-space-future soldiers are "cloned from American soil and steak" turns out to make light of a rather grim future in which artificially created soldiers are custom-built to sell "WarIsGlorious" propaganda and fight pointless wars against enemies whose only offense is to look evil. It's all a way to keep generic-space-future recruitment high and prevent generic-space-future military budgets from being slashed.
101** The "[[UnflinchingWalk explosion picture]]" becomes a bit less funny once you realize that they may have done that for just such reasons.
102* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}:
103** Canadian Guy. To Commander's chagrin.
104** Jared, which Commander actually [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] at one point.
105** As it turns out, [[spoiler: among his own teammates the Commander himself becomes this.]]
106* ColonelBadass: Commander Badass, more specifically.
107* CombatPragmatist: Commander Badass, as seen [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/1088 here]].
108-->'''Commander:''' Import'nt t' draw that fine line between fightin' dirty an' fightin' stupid.
109* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Jared's specialty. One example was his disbelief that Commander would actually trust Jared with his car in order to pick up Commander's kids. Commander pointed out that it was a bit more significant that he was entrusting Jared with his kids in the first place.
110* CompensatingForSomething: Used as an insult at [[VideoGame/DevilMayCry Dante]] and his {{BFS}} [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/im-sure-people-are-going-to-complain-at-me-about-this here]].
111* ComplimentBackfire: [[InvokedTrope Invoked]] when Ganondorf tells [[VideoGame/PunchOut Little Mac]] that he fights like a woman ... thing is he is the King of the Gerudo, an AmazonBrigade race, so he meant it as a compliment. Turns out Little Mac wasn't actually insulted by the compliment (he probably didn't even think about it or hear it), and in fact is more confused when Ganondorf tries to explain that he actually holds women in high regard.
112* CoolCar: The Commander has a red old-fashioned 1958 Chevrolet muscle car, which we occasionally see. It was even used to transport Mr. Fish around once, because Jared didn't carry any Poké Balls.
113* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass:
114** Jared. He's irresponsible, overly childish, and has a ridiculously short attention span. He is, however, an incredibly competent trainer, taking excellent care of Mr. Fish and able to capture hundreds of Magnemites and Magnetons without any pokeballs, and has earned the respect of the Manly Men around him by developing into a respectable PA in spite of his lack of manliness.
115** Just how good is he at taking care of Mr. Fish? [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/if-theres-one-thing-jared-is-competent-at-its-loving-mr-fish Mr. Fish is twice the size of the Gyarados]] that Lysandre brought with him! Lysandre even states that he never saw one that big before.
116** The Commander expresses [[BewareTheNiceOnes genuine concern]] that Jared could become a supervillain without proper guidance [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/the-only-video-game-ive-played-for-like-a-month-is-yoshis-woolly-world in this strip]]. And just to remind everyone, during the brief period where the Commander was in the future Jared [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/praise-be-almighty-helix started a cult]].
117* CursedWithAwesome: Nomura Syndrome turns [[ComicBook/SinCity Marv]] into a young Marlon Brando lookalike. Needless to say he's pretty excited about it... until he has a chat with WesternAnimation/JohnnyBravo [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/all-that-glitters-is-not-gold and realizes that maybe]] looks ''aren't'' everything, after all.
118* {{Cyborg}}: The Commander's superiors would "improve" him and his siblings while they were getting "routine" surgery after being wounded in battle mainly because [[RuleOfCool it's cool]] and makes the soldiers more marketable; others would voluntarily get implants to the point of ''Franchise/RoboCop''-ization because "they're addictive" (though apparently not [[CyberneticsEatYourSoul soul-eating]]).
119* [[{{Cap}} Damage Cap]]: Every punch thrown in the Commander vs Gackt battle does 9999 damage.
120* DarkAndTroubledPast: Defied- the Commander's superiors attempt to invoke this trope by letting him (falsely) believe his entire family was dead for ''two years.'' But instead of getting [[ByronicHero dark]] and [[TragicHero broody]] (like ComicBook/{{Batman}}), he decides to [[ThereAreNoTherapists hire a therapist.]] And a lawyer.
121* DeconstructiveParody: Of many video game and masculinity tropes.
122* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment:
123-->'''Jared:''' [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/well-maybe-if-you-tried-talking-to-the-robots I'm getting the idea maybe these murder robots have something to do with all that murder]].
124* DesignerBabies: Commander Badass mentions that in the future, soldiers are synthesized [[TestosteronePoisoning from steak and American soil]].
125* DidntSeeThatComing: Commander Badass's superiors were expecting him to go on a murderous rampage after he found out that [[spoiler: They were responsible for the Nomura syndrome outbreak]] so they could gun him down and legally turn him into a cyborg without his consent. They didn't take into account him being so well adjusted and stable that he would calmly wait for a chance to speak with his commanding officer.
126* DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu: Commander Badass actually got AM from ''Literature/IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream'' to leave [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} GLaDOS]] alone [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/804 after they broke up]].
127* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: Commander becoming a bishonen carries the [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/oh-hey-i-think-its-the-two-year-anniversary disturbing subtext]] of a parent becoming unrecognizable and frightening to their kids.
128* DoubleStandard: VideoGame/DukeNukem (of all people) has a problem with it when he's not allowed to play "Capture The Babe" ([[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/777 here]]). He points out he's allowed to hit [[VideoGame/GearsOfWar Marcus Fenix]] without a problem but people get angry when women get slapped. The Commander shows that there isn't really a double standard when [[ManInABikini dressing Fenix up as the Babe]] would cause people to complain as well (namely, Fenix himself).
129-->'''Duke''': Yeah, I can see people complaining about this.\
130'''Fenix''': ''I'M'' complaining about this.
131* DudeLooksLikeALady: The bishonen versions of [[VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins Sten]], [[Characters/TheLegendOfZelda Ganondorf]], and [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Sandor Clegane]] are very effeminate and almost appear to be [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/thank-you-for-a-gorgeous-time dressed in drag.]] [[Franchise/SilentHill Pyramid Head]] ''is'' in drag, dressed in a sailor fuku. [[VideoGame/GodOfWar Kratos]] is so androgynous, that he [[HandOrObjectUnderwear hides his nipples with his arm to be safe.]]
132* DumbassHasAPoint:
133** Commander Badass admits that a [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/905 Room Filled with Bubbles does sound pretty fun.]]
134** Jared (to Lysandre when he compliments Jared on making [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/jared-has-an-honourary-phd-in-pokemon-happiness "groundbreaking discoveries" about Pokemon affection and companionship]]): "Wait, you mean you just figured out that animals like it when you pet them and give them treats? Who gave you your science license?" Later, he's the only one who picks up on the fact that Lysandre's talk of "cleans[ing] the world of this filth" sounds just a bit villainous.
135** Jared may not be the best pokemon trainer, but when he meets Lysandre, Mr. Fish is [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/if-theres-one-thing-jared-is-competent-at-its-loving-mr-fish MUCH larger than Lysandre's Gyarados]], to the point Mr. Fish could swallow Lysandre's Gyarados WHOLE. Because Jared feeds him a somewhat more balanced diet (pretty much everything Jared deems to be food). Lysandre feeds his Pokepuffs, which are basically macarons. [[note]] Coelasquid mentions this is because she drew Lysandre's Gyarados at the size stated in the pokedex, while she drew Mr. Fish at the size shown in the anime, which is much larger.[[/note]]
136* EasilyForgiven: Now granted, given the circumstances behind it it was technically a MercyKill, but still, Simon Belmont brushed off Jonesy putting an arrow through his neck with the reasoning that it wasn't the first time it happened and Romania has good healthcare.
137* EldritchAbomination: Gackt's ultimate battle form has countless arms, wings, heads, tentacles, and several horns and giant mouths with razor-sharp teeth.
138* EquippableAlly: [[CloudCuckoolander Jared]] used Mr. Fish to [[ShamuFu bludgeon]] other trainers' Pokemon until it evolved into a Gyarados.
139* EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: The main character is generally just known as "Commander". Justified because his name actually is "Commander Badass." Yes, his name was legally changed, no, it was not his idea.
140* {{Expy}}: [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/are-you-saying-we-all-look-the-same-to-you Lampshaded;]] all the [[VideoGame/MetalGear possible expies]] of Snake from ''Film/EscapeFromNewYork'' are kept in the [[PunnyName aptly named]] "[[Film/TheHurtLocker Kurt Locker]]".
141* ExtremeOmnisexual: Coelasquid's Warden "had sexually harassed his entire team by the end of the game" and is first seen in a half-naked pile of various genders and species after stealing Sten's clothes.
142* FacialHorror: What one woman suffers [[ItMakesSenseInContext after Kenshiro rapid-fire punches her.]] Her face then snaps back to normal a second later, completely undamaged. And somehow, she's ''full''. As in not hungry anymore.
143-->'''[[Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar Kenshiro]]:''' [[CatchPhrase You're already fed.]]
144* FantasticRacism:
145** Link tells Ganondorf that all Gerudo are dirty thieves. Okay, most of them are, but Link called him that [[HypocriticalHumor after smashing Ganondorf's flowerpots in search of rupees]].
146** Then there's the EnfantTerrible Princess Zelda [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/been-in-a-ganondorf-kind-of-mood-lately and her father]].
147--->'''The King of Hyrule:''' Now Zelda, don't be silly, I can't just order the execution of a Gerudo dignitary on the suspicions of a ten-year-old. I need at least ''two'' corroborating suspicious ten-year-olds to execute a Gerudo.
148** [[VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition Solas]] goes on an extended rant about how the Qunari are savages that are only kept in-check by their totalitarian faith... right before [[YouAreACreditToYourRace telling Stan the Inquisitor that he respects him.]] Stan isn't sure how to take the compliment.
149** Coelasquid's (Dalish) Warden is apparently a racist, but that doesn't stop him from sleeping with everything.
150** The Commander's sister Angel is a little annoyed that Jonesy said they're "not real people" after finding out they're clones, but when Jonesy leaves she tells her she's pleased she only said it ''once'', which is a lot better then they expected.
151* FiveTokenBand: The Commander's old squad.
152* FlatWhat: [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/398 Jared's reaction when his bean dip begins talking to him]].
153* FluffyTamer: Jared. Aside from Mr. Fish, he managed to tame a couple of [[Franchise/{{Alien}} facehuggers]] and keep them as pets.
154* FluffyTheTerrible: Mr. Fish.
155* {{Foreshadowing}}: The Commander's name is hinted as early as in [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/great-power-great-responsibility-comes-with-ect this strip]].
156* FormallyNamedPet: Jared has a pet [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Gyarados]] named Mr. Fish.
157* FourFingeredHands: Commander Badass in [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/images/commanderbadass.jpg this old concept art]], although never in the comic itself.
158* FreudianExcuse: Implied [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/05312010 here.]]
159* FriendToAllChildren:
160** [[VideoGame/BioShock Mr. Bubbles]] who got on very well with [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/81 the kids at the school]]. Unfortunately, not so much to their parents (whom he tried to kill when they came to take their children home).
161** [[VideoGame/GodOfWar Kratos]] plays Street Sharks with [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/images/guests/2010-11-13-crush.png Commander Badass's kids]]. And Jared and Mr. Fish, who were ''supposed'' to be babysitting.
162* FridgeLogic: A number of examples occur InUniverse. Why does [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast Belle]] [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/whos-the-real-beast-here-huh never call the Beast "Adam"]]? It's kind of insensitive.
163* FullConversionCyborg: Past a point, it's more convenient for a SuperSoldier to convert to "five pounds of flesh strapped to a robot" than to work around the limitations of their organic parts. The Commander's ex-girlfriend Spider [[https://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/happy-four-years-of-mgdmt switched]] to a full machine body with [[https://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/ace-enters-the-fry tons of bonus features.]]
164-->'''Jones:''' Oh man, was she okay, what happened to her?\
165'''Angel:''' Oh nothin', she volunteered for it, she just wanted to be a badass cyborg. Those upgrades can be super addictive.
166* FullNameBasis: Whenever anyone mentions [[KoreanPopMusic Rain]], they always refer to him as "world-renowned pop star Jung Ji-Hoon."
167* TheFuture: Commander Badass is, in his own words, from a "nondescript spacefuture." Said spacefuture has eventually [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/i-have-no-idea-how-long-this-arc-will-last an arc dedicated to it]].
168* TheGadfly: Ganondorf has evolved into this towards Link. He's done with the whole "take over Hyrule, get killed by a reincarnation of The Hero" routine, but he still feels the need to mess with Link's head.
169* GameplayAndStorySegregation: Lampshaded at one point when Mr. Fish, who is drawn to be the size of Gyarados as seen in the Pokémon anime, is fighting against a Gyarados shown as the size it's described in the games. Mr. Fish is somewhere between twice and three times his opponent's size. Jared claims it's because he feeds Mr. Fish... well, anything that isn't nailed down or on fire, to be honest, while Lysandre just feeds his Gyarados Poképuffs (AKA Cookies).
170* GloryDays: Commander Badass says [[DefiedTrope you don't]] have to pine over those if [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/keep-moving-forward you're always seeking to better yourself]].
171* GogglesDoNothing:
172** [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/454 Lampshaded]], when Commander Badass wears sunglasses and then puts his goggles over them.
173** [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/517 This comic shows Commander Badass wearing them while burning down a shed, and claims in the panel after they enhance his night vision]]. [[UnreliableNarrator But, being him, who knows?]] WordOfGod [[invoked]] says that they do all kinds of things, just not protect the eyes. (Or at least not very well)
174** During the Nomura incident, we learn that if the goggles are outrageously shaped enough, they can double as a slashing weapon.
175* GoingCommando: The Commander, [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/345 appropriately]].
176* GoodParents:
177** Any strip in which Commander Badass spends time with his kids is bound to elicit gratuitous {{squee}} in the comments. He even indulges his daughter in making the [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/811 world's most ludicrous muffins.]]
178** This one [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/the-tale-of-commanders-irrational-millipede-phobia says it all]].
179--->'''Commander''': Well, just 'cause I hate millipedes doesn't mean she should haff'ta.
180* GoodThingYouCanHeal: The downsides to regeneration are shown once - Kratos and Wolverine spar, and they have to stop and get help when Wolverine heals too quickly and Kratos' blades get stuck in him.
181* GoofyFeatheredDinosaur: The trained velociraptors are chubby-cheeked, tropical-coloured, fluffy, and friendly. Justified in that it was a side effect of the genetic engineering and breeding that made them trainable, while the unmodified velociraptors had sleeker plumage.
182* GreaterScopeVillain: [[spoiler:Commander Badass' own superiors from the future. They ordered Gackt to inflict Bishonen Nomura Syndrome on Badass and his friends because hulking musclemen like Badass are obsolete in the future.]]
183* GrievousHarmWithABody:
184** Mr. Fish's (or rather, Jared's) [[ShamuFu primary attack]] before Mr. Fish evolved [[MagikarpPower from Magikarp to Gyarados]]. Now that he's too big to be swung as a blunt weapon, Mr. Fish mostly just eats his enemies.
185** [[VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition Stan the Inquisitor]] decides to recruit Movran the Under, the goat-chucking Avvar chieftain to his party so that he can toss goats at dragons. When that doesn't work, he has Dagna magically enchant the goats with elemental damage.
186* HandOrObjectUnderwear: When [[VideoGame/GodOfWar Kratos]] is hit by the [[TheVirus Nomura Syndrome]] he becomes so androgynous that he covers up his nipples to be safe.
187* HandWave: The... difficulties... surrounding the Mysterious Affair of the Omanyte and the Time-Travellers were tidily resolved in a manner that shall probably remain a NoodleIncident forever.
188* HairTriggerTemper: A few cases, but none so blatant as [[VideoGame/GodOfWar Kratos]]. The Commander keeps an ever-dwindling list of things that ''won't'' set Kratos off, even Wolverine snarks about the likelihood of Kratos flipping out, and one comic even uses it as a joke when Kratos just calmly walks away instead of going on a rampage. However, after [[Videogame/GodOfWarPS4 growing out his beard]], he becomes a much calmer and even-tempered person.
189* HeadSmashesScreen: The first strip of has [[VideoGame/GodOfWar Kratos]] working in a computer store and giving a customer an up-close look of a computer screen's resolution... [[ViolenceReallyIsTheAnswer by repeatedly slamming the customer's head into it.]] The QuickTimeEvent reads "Press Circle to show off the better features of this product".
190* HerbivoresAreFriendly: [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/when-herbivores-attack Subverted]].
191* HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct: Commander Badass is actually a member of the Navy TIALS ([=TIme=] Air Land Sea), an elite group of time travelers founded in the future to hop through time righting wrongs, some of which aren't righted, for whatever reason. While they haven't done anything to Hitler (besides punching him in the face), Commander Badass ''was'' once sent to Vietnam twice. Once to try and win it for America, and a second time to stop himself from succeeding, because a world without the ''Franchise/{{Rambo}}'' movies is just too bizarre to contemplate.
192* HoYay:
193** Invoked when Kratos and [[Film/ThreeHundred Leonidas]] play [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/529 Gay]] [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/910 Chicken]].
194** One strip had Krauser from the ''Franchise/ResidentEvil'' franchise admit that Chris in ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil5'' was him in disguise. He did this just to get Wesker's attention.
195* ICanChangeMyBeloved: Hinted to have been a reason the Commander once dated Tank.
196-->''' Tank:''' It makes a lot of sense when you remember I'm about as close as people get to being project cars.
197* IDontKnowMortalKombat: [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/the-most-patient-wingman Both the Commander and Master Chief]] are terrible at FirstPersonShooters; they get demolished by Jared and his internet girlfriend.
198* IHaveBrothers: Ganondorf credits his mastery of CompressedHair to his large number of sisters. Which is itself a reference to ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime'', in which he was the only son born to the all-female Gerudo tribe in 100 years.
199* IKnowMortalKombat: Jared insists his high ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty'' scores make him an expert marksman. [[SubvertedTrope He doesn't know anything about how to actually hold a gun.]]
200* ImplausibleDeniability:
201-->'''Stan the Inquisitor:''' ''(while standing next to a bashed-down temple wall with Iron Bull, weapons in hand)'' ... we basically found it like this.
202* ImprovisedWeapon: Jared, much to his delight, finds out that picking up your otherwise-useless Magikarp and using its infamous thickness to [[FamilyUnfriendlyViolence brain rival Pokémon to death]] isn't technically illegal.
203* ImStandingRightHere:
204-->'''[[VideoGame/DragonAgeII Fem!Hawke]]:''' Well, one day I had to wake up and realize Fenris was probably the closest I would ever get to scoring with a Qunari [...] It's kind of like promising yourself a triple chocolate cake and settling for a funsize Snickers. \
205'''Fenris:''' Come on, I'm right here.\
206'''Fem!Hawke:''' You heard me.
207** [[VideoGame/GodOfWar Kratos]] get's a variation when [[ComicBook/SinCity Marv]] keeps complaining about how his looks and violence prevents women from liking him. Commander keeps pointing out that Kratos has the same problems.
208--> '''Commander:''' Kratos gets girls.
209--> '''Kratos:''' Stop using me as an example!
210--> '''Commander:''' Stop being an example.
211* InelegantBlubbering: The commander does this as a very realistic response to being told by his commanding officer that all his siblings were dead, and requests a therapist to help him cope. The commanding officer berates him for not bottling his emotions up and becoming a brooding anti-hero like Batman. The author has said in the commentary for this page that she considers characters who show and deal with their emotions more badass than those that bottle them up and try to look cool.
212* InvoluntaryShapeshifter: [[VideoGame/NieR Nier]], who unwillingly shapeshifts from his gruff old PapaWolf form seen in the [[AmericanKirbyIsHardcore western version]] of his game to the Bishonen version seen in the Japanese version.
213* ItRunsOnNonsensoleum: Time travel works best [[ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve if you don't think about it]] [[AWizardDidIt too hard.]]
214-->'''Comander:''' Look, anyone who watches as much Series/DoctorWho as you do gotta know the technology more 'r less runs on bullshit.
215* IRegretNothing: Jared, after The Commander regrets trusting him with a power washer.
216* JustEatHim: Jared's approach to Pokémon battling after Mr. Fish evolved. This got him kicked out of Pokémon League.
217* KavorkaMan: The trope is discussed between Jonesy, Marv, the Commander, and Kratos. Marv is convinced the trope is bullshit. Jonesy tries to convince him that it's not, and he could be one if he had better self-esteem. The Commander's only argument is [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/breaking-the-first-rule-here "Kratos gets girls."]]
218-->'''Kratos:''' Stop using me as an example.\
219'''Commander:''' Stop ''being'' an example.
220* KidWithTheLeash: Jared to Mr. Fish.
221* KleptomaniacHero: Link, natch.
222* KnowWhenToFoldEm: The "Gay Chicken" contest between Kratos and Leonidas [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/938 ends]] when [[spoiler:Leonidas surrenders so he can go back to his wife and son.]]
223* LeaningOnTheFourthWall: [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/way-meta "way meta," indeed.]]
224-->'''Jared:''' If I was collecting a book about the stuff we do, I'd probably make this the end of the first volume or something.
225* LikeBrotherAndSister: The Commander and his team:
226-->'''Angel''': They sequenced out custom soldiers individually then grew teams of us in th' same bell jar based on what made strategic sense for a team. So your series is basically your family.
227* LimitedWardrobe:
228** Averted with Jared.
229--->'''Coelasquid:''' Jared has a new t-shirt every day, he may be a teenage boy, but at least he changes his shirt.
230** Jonesy's LimitedWardrobe is explained by her buying shirts and such in bulk then donating them to charity, and jeans are meant to last forever anyway. She explains that she hates doing laundry cause she doesn't own her own washer and dryer and it's a pain to find quarters for the laundromat.
231** Commander looks like he's usually got a limited wardrobe, but that's because he's typically wearing his red jacket over common clothes, typically a wife-beater. He changes outfits when he's off duty, in the past, or doing things with his fellow soldiers.
232* LiteraryAllusionTitle: Coelasquid recently confirmed that the title is an allusion to ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tzr0n_Usk Soccer Practice]]''.
233* LongList:
234** "[[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/1329 Things we can have around Kratos]]", complete with several things crossed out.
235** Mr Fish's diet (basically anything Jared can get his hands on)
236* MadeMyselfSad: Kratos winds up doing this at the conclusion of "Gay Chicken", when he taunts Leonidas' forfeiture [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/gay-chicken-needs-to-end-so-i-can-start-using-kratos-for-other-things due to his wife and son]].
237* MadnessMantra: [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/1301 Parodied]] (and combined with RoomFullOfCrazy). Jared thinks Jonesy's doing this, but the Commander says that she's just trying to boost her UsefulNotes/NaNoWriMo count.
238* MagicPants: Everyone who gets infected with the bishonen virus changes their outfit to fit.
239* MagikarpPower: Ironically subverted with an actual Magikarp. While Mr. Fish is devastating as a Gyarados, Jared still was able to defeat trainers when it was only a Magikarp. [[ShamuFu By using it as a club]].
240-->"Remind me why you were kicked out of the Pokémon League..."
241* ManInABikini: [[VideoGame/GearsOfWar Marcus Fenix]], believe it or not, though not by his own [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/777 choice]].
242* ManInAKilt: The Commander, [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/345 here]].
243* ManlyMan: [[TheMovie The Comic.]] Discussed, played with, or subverted almost every week.
244-->'''Commander:''' If you live yer life right, you reach a state of nirv''man''a where th' whole universe is in complete recognition of yer masculinity.
245* ManlyTears:
246** [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/495 It's open mic night, and]] [[VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption John Marston]] [[TearJerker teach us badasses have feelings too]].
247** Averted [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/but-mental-illness-is-so-cool-and-enviable here]] after being told his siblings were all dead.
248* AMatchMadeInStockholm: The Commander thought that Ganondorf was the one who married the princess he kept kidnapping, only to be corrected and realized that he mixed him up with Wrestling/TripleH.
249* MinMaxing: Played with, when Jared plays ''TabletopGame/{{Pathfinder}}'' for the first time, [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/almost-a-true-story he proves to be an immediate natural.]] However, he's using this to maximize the efficiency of a very poorly designed race/class combo (an elephant centaur rogue). [[Creator/VinDiesel Riddick]] is less than amused, while the Commander thinks it's hilarious.
250* {{Mon}}: Jared has [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Mr. Fish (his Gyarados)]].
251* MostWritersAreMale: A meta-example, as most users on the site debate back and forth as to Coelasquid's gender. The response is, "Why does it matter?"[[note]]For those who will die of a spontaneous heart attack if they can't know for sure, the answer is "female, now get on with your life, for crying out loud."[[/note]]
252* MST3kMantra: An in-universe example. The less you think about the impossibilities of time travel the more effective it is. As they say, [[IceCreamKoan a watched cheetah never bevels.]] Whereas when you start specifically trying to work out its causality when you're in mid-transit... things go badly.
253--> '''Commander:''' Dammit Jones I told you not to think about time travel!\
254'''Jonesy:''' What did I do oh my God what happens when you think about time travel?!\
255'''Commander:''' ''[looking at a rampaging [[WebVideo/TwitchPlaysPokemon Lord Helix]]]'' '''[[ApocalypseHow This does!]]'''
256* MundaneSolution: Commander Badass went on an epic quest to beat the hell out of [[spoiler:Gackt]] to cure his Nomura Syndrome. In the meantime, [[spoiler:Canadian Guy went to the doctor]].
257* MundaneUtility:
258** The power of time-travel is great for [[StableTimeLoop getting yourself a cup of coffee.]] It's also handy when you owe somebody a mammoth steak. And as it turns out, [[Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar Kenshiro]] can immediately satisfy a person's hunger by [[RapidFireFisticuffs punching them a lot]].
259** ''Film/PacificRim'''s Neural Bridge is also useful for getting high scores on ''VideoGame/Portal2'' co-op mode.
260* MyEyesAreUpHere: Between Coelasquid's [[VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins Grey Warden]] [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/571 character and Sten]].
261* MyFutureSelfAndMe: See StableTimeLoop below.
262* MyLittlePanzer: [[Franchise/RoboCop ED-209s]]. [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/353 They come in]] "Authorized to use physical force" or "Loyal as a puppy" versions.
263* NoBackwardsCompatibilityInTheFuture: Conversed. Another character suggests that, since the Commander is from the future he must be able to fix a modern-day computer like it's nothing. He responds by pulling out a broken abacus and demanding that the other character fix it for him. He later reveals he carries that broken abacus around everywhere he goes specifically because this conversation happens to him so often.
264* NoOntologicalInertia: Subverted, the Commander thinks that defeating [[spoiler:Gackt]] will cure [[spoiler:Nomura Syndrome]]. It's pointed out by [[spoiler:World-Renowned Pop Star Jung Ji-Hoon]] that punching someone in the face to make yourself healthy isn't very likely.
265* NoSenseOfPersonalSpace: [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/1006 Jared, by the author's own words.]]
266* NoodleIncident:
267** Roombas, lolcats, and frozen yogurt can't be kept around Kratos. Nor can ''corn flakes.''
268** When the Commander tells Jared the story of how he finally got six-pack abs, he mentions off-hand getting captured and put to work rowing on a Viking slave galleon. Apparently this happened ''multiple times''.
269* NoseArt: The Commander's ex-wife is a pinup girl on his old ship. When asked if they should change it, he refused, saying that just cause they divorced doesn't mean she isn't hot, and besides, she'd be flattered by it. WordOfGod [[invoked]] confirms that yes, she is...especially since the art outlasted his command of the ship.
270* NotWhatISignedOnFor: When [[VideoGame/BioShock1 Mr. Bubbles]] realizes he actually has to give the children BACK to their parents when daycare is over. HilarityEnsues.
271* ObviouslyEvil: Like in [[VideoGame/PokemonXAndY the games]], [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/i-was-so-surprised-to-find-out-he-was-the-bad-guy Lysandre openly monologues about wiping out the filth of society among his peers]]. No one but Jared seems to actually realize what he's saying. Then again, they consider Jared a genius for figuring out that animals like to be petted and fed more food than cookies, so their standard of intellect is... skewed.
272* OnceDoneNeverForgotten:
273** [[VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins Sten]]'s alleged obsession with [[SweetTooth cookies]]. He gets a little irate when it's brought up, to Commander Badass' misfortune.
274** Commander Badass was originally conceived as an attempt to troll a manly contest on Website/DeviantArt by admission of WordOfGod [[invoked]] [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/578 here]]. A [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/images/guests/gueststripmattlebrun.jpg reader's comic ran away with this]].
275* OneSteveLimit: [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/are-you-saying-we-all-look-the-same-to-you Averted]] by all the Snakes.
276* OneWingedAngel: [[spoiler:Gackt.]] And he keeps doing it again afterwards, [[LampshadeHanging because a final boss has to have an ULTIMATE ultimate form]].
277* OnlySaneMan:
278** Usually, the Commander. There's a reason why he's able to reign in all the psychos and badasses of the Temp Agency (aside from his own combat skill, of course)...
279** ''Jared'', in comparison to [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/jared-has-an-honourary-phd-in-pokemon-happiness other people]] [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/i-was-so-surprised-to-find-out-he-was-the-bad-guy in his homeland]].
280** When with his team, Commander, a.k.a. Rock Lobster chills out and is more likely to get into crazy trouble. Ace or Angel typically becomes the sane one in these situations (mostly Angel because Ace is plenty melodramatic in his own right, and Angel's better at rolling with the crazy). As Jonesy puts it in a shocked epiphany...
281-->"Oh my god. Commander is Angel's 300 pound fuzzy Jared."
282* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: When the Commander stops dropping his g's, [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/323 you know you're in trouble]].
283* OpenMindedParent (or parental substitute): When Jonesy expresses surprise that the commander hasn't done anything to whip Jared into shape, the Commander replies the inside of Jared's head must be a "one 'a th' most bizarre an' interestin' places anyone can live."
284-->'''Commander''': If someone's gotta take that away from 'im, it ain't gonna be me.
285* OriginalGeneration: Commander Badass, Jones, Canadian Guy and Jared (sort of).
286* OurMermaidsAreDifferent: [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/you-are-aware-of-how-marine-mammals-work-right Mermaids]] in this universe look like ugly, mutant manatees, prompting Jared to ask what's wrong with them. The commander points out that (in this universe) mermaids are frequently mistaken for manatees and Kratos implies the myth they look like pretty ladies is because of sailors desperate for a woman after months at sea.
287* OutclassedAtTheGym: When [[GeekPhysiques Jared]] decides to work out for the first time, he [[https://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/re-people-who-keep-saying-they-dont-know-why-commander-isnt-tougher-on-jared goes straight to]] the Commander, a "300lb juggernaut" SuperSoldier, for tips. He gets some sound advice on setting reasonable expectations and avoiding TestosteronePoisoning, even though their weightlifting routines are [[https://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/jared-is-me-i-am-jared a few orders of magnitude]] apart.
288-->'''Jared:''' How much do these weigh? I want a frame of reference for how feeble I am.
289-->'''Commander:''' Don' worry about what ''I'm'' doin', worry about what ''yer'' doin'.
290* PaletteSwap: Canadian guy looks exactly like the Commander, but with black hair, plaid vest, and unshaved.
291* ParentalSubstitute: Commander Badass is doing better job being Jared's father part-time than his real father did full-time.
292* PerpetualFrowner
293** [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/images/scowlymen.jpg Kratos, Sten, and War]], sharing an emotional moment.
294** Mr. Fish is never seen with anything other than a massive frown. Of course, [[JustifiedTrope it's a Gyarados]]. Can ''ANY'' of those things smile? It's also Coelasquid's attempt at drawing a Gyarados with its mouth closed, [[http://i51.tinypic.com/rsetch.jpg which almost never happens]]. The one time it did, [[http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/File:Gyarados_Mouth_Closed.png it looked like this]], so Coelasquid was right on the money.
295** And, of course, Commander Badass most of the time.
296--->'''Coelasquid:''' [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/280 "It occurred to me while I was making this that I've never had to draw the Commander smiling before.]]
297* PoesLaw: The very first question on the comic's About page is about which game Commander Badass is from. Despite being a blatant parody of this style of character, it's still easy to mistake him for the genuine article, noting particular similarities to characters like [[VideoGame/MadWorld Jack]] and [[WesternAnimation/CaptainNTheGameMaster Simon Belmont]].
298* PowerIncontinence: [[spoiler:Mr. Fish can't seem to stop using Hyper Beam.]]
299* ThePowerOfRock: The fellows from ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins'' [[InvokedTrope know]] that there's only [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/images/dragonmetal.jpg one way]] to win after all else has failed...
300* [[PressXToNotDie Press O To Show Off The Better Features Of This Product]]: The test strip used ''VideoGame/GodOfWar'''s cutscene commands... to show Kratos beating in a less-than-sold customer's face against a TV.
301* PyrrhicVictory: [[spoiler:Kratos wins at Gay Chicken... because Leonidas wanted to go back to his family. This reminds Kratos that he doesn't have a family anymore, making the victory less than appreciated.]]
302* RaptorAttack: Averted, the velociraptors seen are turkey sized, feathered, plump, and brightly colored. Jonesy mistook them at first for "toothy roosters" and is more than a little stunned to find out what they actually are. They're also so non-threatening that they can be picked up and scolded.
303* RecruitTeenagersWithAttitude: [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/merry-200th-strip This strip]] shows how that plan would ''really'' pan out.
304* ReferenceOverdosed: The cast list would qualify this comic alone, but that's not the end of the {{Shout Out}}s.
305* RelationshipUpgrade: The Commander and Jonesy are [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/654 as of this strip]] a thing. [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/way-to-put-them-on-the-spot-angel Maybe. Sort of.]] Now [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/fb-status-its-sort-of-complicated cleared up.]]
306* RidiculouslyCuteCritter: [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/lets-get-down-to-business Jet's velociraptors]] are ''adorable'' and a complete [[AvertedTrope aversion]] of the RaptorAttack trope.
307* RuleOfCool:
308** While much of the strip runs on this (as well as RuleOfFunny), it's implied that the RuleOfCool may be an actual ''law'' [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/were-not-done-yet in the Commander's time.]]
309** It's also often ''averted'' to show when following RuleOfCool may not be the best option- for example, when told that his family was alive (despite being told that they were dead for two years), instead of going berserk at the military-industrial complex, the Commander asks for a therapist and a lawyer. The fact that he's now working at the agency and that he and his siblings no longer have to fear being turned into cyborgs or get psychologically manipulated prove that he made the right move.
310* SanDimasTime: Not required to be in play, but the experienced time travelers warn that it's a good idea to use it at least a little bit, so you don't leave for months and come back five minutes later.
311* SetRightWhatOnceWentWrong: [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/373 Apparently how]] ''Film/TheExpendables'' was made.
312* ShamuFu: [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/150 This is]] how you make [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Magikarp]] useful before the MagikarpPower sets in.
313* SharpDressedMan: Except when showing a scene from one of the games, [[Characters/TheLegendOfZelda Ganondorf]] hasn't been depicted in anything other than than a three piece suit with an occasional black overcoat.
314* ShoutOut:
315** [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/03222010 One comic]] basically equates Kratos's motives with the prom scene in ''Film/{{Carrie|1976}}''.
316--->'''Kratos:''' That's not how it went...\
317'''Commander Badass:''' That's pretty much ''exactly'' how it went.
318** In [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/164 this comic]], Jared talks about how his parents still have his Xbox, making a reference to the [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/xbox-360-kid Xbox 360 kid meme]]:
319--->'''Jared:''' They still have my Xbox! With my save files! And all of my achievements! How am I supposed to show everyone online that I'm beating games without it?
320** A [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/ecksbawks-reprise later comic]] references it again, albeit slightly altered.
321--->'''Commander Badass:''' How am I s'pposed T' show everyone online I'm beatin' my games if you're th' one doin' it?
322** The Halloween strip is basically a huge ShoutOut to ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'', with Canadian Guy showing up to work dressed as Robert Baratheon "because he's Canadian Guy."
323** Jared got obsessed with ''VisualNovel/HatofulBoyfriend'' at one point.
324** While infected with the Nomura virus, the Commander sports [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Kamina's]] sunglasses.
325** At one point in the Nomura Syndrome arc, Commander calls Sarah [[Franchise/IndianaJones Indiana Jonesy]].
326** While visiting Fenris in his sty of a mansion, Fem!Hawke looks into a box of [=DVDs=] labeled [[Film/LadyHawke Rutger Hauer Collection]].
327** The Commander references ''Series/DoctorWho'' as a handwave for [[TimeyWimeyBall how inconsistent time travel is]].
328--->'''Commander Badass:''' Anyone who watches as much Doctor Who as you do gotta know that technology more 'r less runs on bullshit.
329** And while the Commander is away, reality apparently descends into Memes/TwitchPlaysPokemon.
330** He and Jonesy [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/ive-been-waiting-to-draw-this-for-ages have some laughs]] at [[Franchise/StreetFighter Guile's]] expense by [[MemeticMutation syncing his theme music to YouTube videos]].
331** To [[Website/{{Twitter}} Weird Twitter]], [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/can-we-do-war-with-skeletons-without-calling-it-the-skeleton-war of all things]]:
332--->'''Commander Badass:''' If this's someone's idea 'f a [[https://twitter.com/dril Dril]] reference I told ya that [[https://twitter.com/dril/status/361282749086175234 "Skeleton War"]] shit got old months ago.
333** Jared pondering Poke-sheep: [[Literature/DoAndroidsDreamOfElectricSheep Do electric sheep dream of androids?]]
334* ShutUpKiss: When the Commander kisses Jonesy in [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/654 this]] strip.
335* SitcomArchNemesis:
336** Commander Badass does not like Canadian Guy.
337--->'''Commander Badass:''' [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/he-just-doesnt-like-talking-about-himself Whadda ya mean, "Don't fight Canadian Guy to the death on the front lawn"? Why else would I invite Canadian Guy over?]]
338** Even better, the look on Canadian Guy's face suggests that this isn't the first time this invitation has been extended to him.
339* SkewedPriorities: The management of [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys the restaurant]] that Jared briefly worked as a security guard for are more concerned about how he destroyed all the animatronics and less about how said animatronics first tried to kill him, and fire him for it. Commander says he's better off without an employer like that.
340* SleepsWithBothEyesOpen: Canadian Guy doesn't sleep, he sits in a rowboat in the middle of a pond with a buttonbox concertina and a blank, empty stare. Somehow, this causes a stack of beaver pelts to appear in Commander Badass's office every morning.
341* SmallReferencePools: Referenced as the reason that the Commander didn't go as [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Tywin Lannister]] for Halloween (the strip was written when Series/GameOfThrones was a middling-famous fantasy series, not a hit TV series).
342* StableTimeLoop: The Commander is attacked by himself while he's having coffee. His future self steals his coffee, then disappears. The Commander then proceeds to travel back in time to beat himself up and get his coffee back... Which means he beat himself up for no reason. Although since the comic is titled "We all peacock in our own way," it's pretty obvious why he did it: he was trying to impress Jonesy. That and keeping himself on his toes ("Watch your back and maybe this won't happen, candy-ass!").
343* StopHavingFunGuys: InUniverse, Jared's parents consider Pokémon training such SeriousBusiness that they yell at him for being proud of his Gyarados, because Gyarados has a 4x weakness to Electric-type attacks. Keep in mind that Gyarados has been considered a top-tier 'mon since the very first generation, so even the other StopHavingFunGuys would see this as unnecessarily harsh criticism.
344* StoutStrength: The Commander, in his younger days, was a bit tubbier than he presently is, but being a genetically engineered SuperSoldier, he still passed all the fitness requirements.
345* SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome:
346** Beating up the one who caused your disease will not cure it.
347** The commander crying when told his whole family was dead rather than bottling up his emotions to become a dark and brooding avenger like they wanted.
348*** When his superior berates him for this, he gets offended and demands a lawyer.
349** The initial premise of the series as a whole. Overly masculine testosterone junkies finding difficulties living in a world where not everything is trying to kill them all the time.
350** The Commander is facing off with Tank, a super-cyborg with extremely volitile emotions created to be a berserker. Jonesy thinks he'll be trying to fight him man-to-man, but the Commander points out that the man is extremely emotionally unstable, not to mention very strong. Antagonizing such people never ends well. When they do meet, the Commander is extremely patient, and tries talking Tank down from his rage.
351*** When that fails, the Commander retreats to water. Tank's machine components are not waterproof, and he's very heavy.
352** At one point, the Commander lends Jared his car so he can do some errands while looking after his kids. Jared freaks out, worried about what might happen to the car with him driving it... only for the Commander to point out that more importantly, he's asking Jared to look after his ''children.''
353** Jet's brightly feathered, toothy turkeys resemble actual velociraptors far more than the kill machines from ''Franchise/JurassicPark''. That said, they're only tame ''because'' they were specifically bred to be, non-modified raptors shown later are depicted as being as aggressive as any wild animal would be.
354* RealMenWearPink:
355** More like [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/275 real men aren't assholes]], but the principle is the same.
356** [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/2010/08/02/elite-commando/ Kilts are the manliest way to be pantsless]].
357** Turns out that the Commander watches ''WesternAnimation/JemAndTheHolograms'', ''WesternAnimation/{{Care Bears|1980s}},'' and ''Franchise/MyLittlePony'' with his daughter, and has developed strong opinions about the characters and their relationships.
358** [[VideoGame/MetalGear Raiden]] gets his hair done, mostly because it's his last original part.
359** Ganondorf also gets his hair done - [[CompressedHair in ways that the Commander didn't know were possible]] -, [[MythologyGag because he has]] ''[[MythologyGag so many]]'' [[MythologyGag sisters]], [[OneGenderRace you wouldn't believe]].
360*** The AltText notes that as [[DotingParent father to a young girl]], Commander Badass has his own interest in hair care.
361** Tank's also taken up cooking as a way to relax-- not that he can eat it himself, he's hardwired to only be able to eat steak and nutrient goo-- but the other recruits appreciate the banana bread, and it helps him bond with them.
362* TheSwearJar: Not for swearing, but [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/435 for saying the word "Epic"]]. According to that strip's description, there are separate jars for saying "WIN" and "FAIL" as well. Commander's not a big fan of Internet slang. Amusingly, it's almost set up as an actual swear jar (Jared swears in the same sentence he uses "epic"), but then it turns out to be the Epic Jar. [[BrickJoke Commander later uses the cash to get Jared a new 360.]]
363* TakeThat:
364** Against {{bishounen}} boys, and the fans that keep suggesting they appear. [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/899 Best. Spite comic. Ever.]] In the commentary, the author notes that the entire comic is also one to overly manly characters that their creators think are badass, but aren't, and that fans who insisted on the bishonen are missing the point.
365** It got to the point where it turned into an entire story arc about a bishonen virus turning men into wimps.
366** [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/i-have-no-idea-how-long-this-arc-will-last Look,]] anyone who watches as much Series/DoctorWho as you do gotta know that technology more 're less runs on bullshit.
367** Coelasquid was not amused by Lobo's [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/1905 new design]] not [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/black-and-white-lobo-month-continues in the least.]]
368** A mild one at Chuck Norris, since Coelasquid believes Marlon Brandon would make a much better MemeticBadass. [[invoked]] Chuck first appeared in a guest comic... in his real life, 74-year-old form, and was understandably terrified by Mr. Fish. He later showed up complaining about the "liberal agenda" to an unsympathetic Commander.
369** WordOfGod [[invoked]] states that [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/mars-needs-moms-whos-your-daddy-edition this comic is one for]] ''WesternAnimation/MarsNeedsMoms''.
370** Another one against [[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill Hank Hill]], when the Commander's sister compares the two:
371--->'''Commander''': You know how long I worked perfectin' my charcoal an' woodchip game fer flawless smokehouse barbeque. Don't you dare compare me to some propane peddler.
372** Against how poorly the military treats veterans in real life after the Bishounen virus debacle:
373--->'''Jonesy''': But... If they're in th' future why would you have to wait at all? Couldn't they just contact you like immediately after the dust settled?\
374'''Commander''': Kind've a testament t' just how backed-up an' awful veteren's services are, aint' it?
375** Though the Commander's bosses are aware of how bad treat him if not for the right reasons:
376--->'''Lab Guy''': I'm becoming increasingly unconvinced that this plan to frustrate [the Commander] until he flips out and makes a gunblazing one-man stand against the military industrial complex is going to work. But there's no way we can legally rebuild him into a cool cyborg soldier without his explicit consent if he doesn't do something stupid and get his body blown apart.
377* TalkingIsAFreeAction: The Commander and Jonesy [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/1107 forget that it isn't.]]
378-->'''Commander''': SHIT!\
379'''Jonesy''': Oh yeah! The Rainbots!
380* TemptingFate: In the plotline that deals with the aftermath of Nomura Syndrome, the Commander decides that he wants to punch his commanding officer in the face over the whole thing. Said commanding officer is about to tell him off, starting with "We can all surmise how that would end for you..." when [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/were-not-done-yet it appears that not everyone thinks the request is unreasonable]].
381--> '''Scientist''': Marketing says that would be "''mad bitching.''" They want to get legal in here.
382* TestosteronePoisoning: The point of the comic.
383* ThemeTune: Guile's theme plays every time he walks into a room. It's apparently a medical condition and he doesn't appreciate people using it for their amusment.
384* TimeTravelersDinosaur: Jet, a time-traveling SuperSoldier, has a flock of [[GoofyFeatheredDinosaur very fluffy]] pet velociraptors. Though they're as genetically engineered as their owner, apparently the wild-types are [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/clearly-they-ride-minibikes-and-wear-tiny-tuxedos untrainable]].
385* ThePreciousPreciousCar: Subverted. Commander Badass owns a lovingly restored '58 Chevy. He at one point lends it to Jared, who dents it. Jared freaks out, but the Commander is completely cool with it. He then explains that having a "fixing up" car is no fun if there's nothing on it to fix up.
386* ThrowTheDogABone:
387** [[ComicBook/SinCity Marv]] is the only one enthusiastic about being a bishonen. But then again, he had the luck to turn into a more muscular Creator/MarlonBrando whereas everyone else turned into overly feminine pretty-boys.
388** Commander Badass is much more concerned with Jared's well-being, and tolerant of his CloudCuckoolander tendencies, than Jared's own parents appear to have been.
389* TimeyWimeyBall: When the Commander has to [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/i-have-no-idea-how-long-this-arc-will-last explain to Jonesy]] why he has to wait for things to happen in the Generic Space Future:
390-->'''Commander Badass:''' Look, anyone who watches as much Series/DoctorWho as you do gotta know the technology more're less runs on bullshit.
391* TitleDrop: [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/images/kratosbarstory.jpg Sort of, it's more of a URL-drop]].
392* TongueOnTheFlagpole: [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/keep-that-in-your-mouth-if-you-dont-want-to-lose-it Evidently, Ganondorf's trolling isn't limited to just Link.]]
393-->'''Ganondorf:''' Look in my defense I'm from the desert, I had no idea it worked that fast.
394* TookALevelInBadass: Jared, of all people, destroys the VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys gang. [[BatterUp With a baseball bat]]. Apparently, the manly guys have rubbed off on him.
395* TrademarkFavoriteFood: {{Defied}}. Sten gets tired of the cookie jokes ''real'' fast. Doesn't stop him from playing ''VideoGame/CookieClicker'' when he's got free time, though.
396* {{Tsundere}}: Invoked in "[[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/its-not-like-i-like-you-or-anything The Adventures of Tsundere Clegane]]," in which [[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire Sandor "The Hound" Clegane]] retrieves a CatUpATree while attempting to cover up with invective.
397* {{Ukefication}}: [[invoked]]Parodied with the "bishonen" virus, but it doesn't appear to affect the victim's personality.
398* UnexplainedRecovery: How did [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/this-simon-is-the-most-fun-simon-to-draw Simon]] survive getting decapitated by a crossbow bolt? Romania has good healthcare! And "it's not the first time this has happened."
399* UnflinchingWalk: Commander Badass [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/957 got to experience one of these with his friends and got it on camera...]] just before they were blown away by the explosion and were hospitalized for it. He thought [[RuleOfCool it was]] WorthIt.
400* UnreliableNarrator: [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/328 Commander Badass admits you can't be sure that any of what he says is true]].
401* UnsettlingGenderReveal: [[Franchise/StreetFighter Poison]] to Jared. Commander's more amazed that Jared ''honestly'' thought he had a chance with her, trans* or not.
402-->"[[https://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/every-rose-has-its-thorn Y'got an enviable sense'a self esteem, kid. I ain't gonna disrespect that.]]"
403* UnsoundEffect: "[[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/i-get-by-with-a-little-help-from-my-friends TIME!!!]]"
404* UnusualHiringPractices: Seems to hire people for, among other things, their pectoral girth. The only person who has avoided this so far is Jared, by virtue of the Commander's interest in his story and making {{Pokemon}} battles interesting to watch.
405* UrbanLegendOfZelda (InUniverse): Apparently there ''was'' [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/1323 a Mew hidden under the truck in Vermilion City!]]
406* TheVirus:
407** [[Creator/TetsuyaNomura Nomura]] Syndrome. Patient zero was [[VideoGame/NieR Nier]]. There's also an inverse version of this that Ryu of ''VideoGame/BreathOfFireII'' suffers from, as well as a poison that turns [[Film/TheBigLebowski Walter]] into a [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic pony]].
408** Volt was also born with this since his mother read too many yaoi fanfics while she was pregnant with him. He takes it as a challenge.
409* TheVoiceless: Pyramid Head. He plays charades with [[Franchise/{{Halloween}} Michael Myers]] and [[Franchise/FridayThe13th Jason Voorhees]] every Wednesday, but nobody ever makes a guess. This bugs the hell out of Commander Badass.
410-->'''Commander:''' For chrissakes, it's Literature/PrideAndPrejudice!
411* {{Troll}}: Ganondorf's method of fulfilling his narrative and magical requirement to make life difficult for Link, with minimum effort, while leading an otherwise normal and healthy life.
412* WatchThePaintJob: When Jared parked the Commander's car after using it to pick up his kids, he accidentally backs into a wall and dents it. The Commander's okay with it though, noting it's an easy fix and the fun's kind of gone if you finish a project car, so you might as well lend it to a teenager once in a while to create a bit more work.
413* WaveMotionGun: [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/the-one-youve-all-been-waiting-for MR. FISH forgot how to use SHAKE!]] ... and... [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/ballad-of-the-laser-fish MR. FISH learned HYPER BEAM!]]
414* WeCanRebuildHim: The high command in Commander Badass's space-future do this regularly to their popular artificial soldiers... in order to justify the release of new toy designs. This kind of involuntary, unnecessary surgery is just another reason he prefers to remain in the present day.
415* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes: Subverted by Commander Badass. [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/of-course-the-millipede-planet-has-an-oxygen-rich-atmosphere-how-else-would-the-millipedes-survive He doesn't like bugs]] but [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/the-tale-of-commanders-irrational-millipede-phobia doesn't panic too much]] because of it.
416** Parodied [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/are-you-saying-we-all-look-the-same-to-you here]]when mail for ''Snake'' arrives.
417* WhyDontYouJustShootHim:
418** Averted by Commander Badass gunning down a [[VideoGame/DragonQuest Slime]] rather than turn based battling it.
419---> '''Jared''': Well that doesn't seem sporting...
420** And against the Frankenstienish mess of [[VideoGame/CastlevaniaJudgment Simon Belmont]] and [[Manga/DeathNote Light Yagami]].
421---> '''Commander''': Nice call, Indiana Jonesy.
422* WineIsClassy: When [[Franchise/AceAttorney Miles Edgeworth]] shows up at the bar to [[DrowningMySorrows drown his sorrows]], he does it with red wine, of course. The Commander orders him a round of Jager shots. Miles is also shown drinking it with [[Franchise/YuGiOh Maxamillian Pegasus]].
423* WhoWouldBeStupidEnough: Much to Tuxedo Kamen's eternal annoyance, Franchise/SailorMoon keeps falling for the ''most obvious, [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative overtly narrow]] traps...''
424* WhyWontYouDie: [[spoiler:Commander to Ultimate Ultimate Gackt.]]
425* YouAreACreditToYourRace: [[RacistGrandma Racist Grandpa]] [[VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition Solas]] may eventually come to respect you, [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/get-to-know-solas-they-said but it is hard to respect him back.]]

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