Line #45 WebAnimation/MadokaAbridged


1	Just like countless other anime series since Creator/LittleKuriboh's ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'', ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'' has had its fair share of AbridgedSeries. This one, by [=PonyNotReady=], is but one of the longest running, at eight episodes and counting. Her channel has since been suspended. The first six episodes are reposted by Elwingil; [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMLQingi2gA the first episode is here]], [[http://vimeo.com/72144277 Episode 7 is here]] (password is [=PonyNotReady=]), [[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xwqepa_madoka-magica-abridged-episode-8-grief-seed-vibrator-ipod-nano_fun and Episode 8 is here.]]
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3	!!This work provides examples of:
4	%%* AbridgedSeries: ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin
5	* AccidentalMisnaming:
6	-->'''Kyoko''': What's up Homura-dawg?
7	-->'''Homura''': That horribly obnoxious nickname is reserved for one person and one person only. Please keep it that way.
8	* ActorAllusion: Creator/CristinaValenzuela, the official voice of Homura Akemi, manages to lampoon ''her own voice work'' in Episode 7.
9	%%* AffectionateParody
10	%%* TheAlcoholic: Madoka's mother.
11	* BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor: True to Madoka fashion, though Sayaka's reasons for forming the contract just turned a lot [[TooDumbToLive dumber]].
12	-->'''Sayaka''' (Episode 4, when asked what wish she made): Yeah, the answer's obvious. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I wish to become a Magical Girl]].
13	** [[spoiler:Took a turn for the worst when she became a witch...]]
14	--->'''Sayaka:''' [[spoiler:(Episode 8): ...All I've ever wanted was to be a mermaid, okay, and like, wear a knight's helmet...]]
15	--->'''Kyouko:''' [[spoiler:Um...are you high?]]
16	--->'''Sayaka:''' [[spoiler:[[LastWords .....I'm really stupid]]. (cue Sayaka's witch transformation scene to the music of [[Music/{{Rihanna}} "Disturbia"]])]]
17	* BilingualBonus: [[spoiler: [[WouldBeRudeToSayGenocide 'Death to Gaijin']], taught by Madoka's teacher]]
18	%%* BreakingTheFourthWall: Hilariously done.
19	* BreastExpansion: PlayedForLaughs with Mami's wish, despite it [[SkewedPriorities obviously being made in a life-threatening situation]]. Madoka had no complaints over it though.
20	--> '''Mami''': No way! I wished for massive boobs, how else do you think I got these?
21	%%* CreepyMonotone: Homura, even to the extent of her emotional scenes.
22	%%-->'''Homura'''[[spoiler:(Episode 8, to Madoka in a monotone): ''I'm sorry. My voice isn't matching my emotions. I'm really sad. Please stop sacrificing yourself''.]]
23	* ChewBubblegum: Kyoko's first appearance
24	--> '''Kyoko''': I'm here to kick ass and eat food. And I'm all out of food.
25	** {{Subverted}}:
26	--> '''Kyubey''': Wait, you're out of food?
27	--> '''Kyoko''': Of course I'm not out of food. Who do you think I am?
28	* CurseCutShort: When Mami first appears:
29	-->'''Mami''': Allow me to show how badass I am by like shooting these demonic cotton balls with mustaches.
30	-->'''Madoka''': Holy shi--CUE Mami fight scene.
31	%%* DeadpanSnarker: Kyuubey's subtitles even have a tag for sarcasm.
32	%%* EvilSoundsDeep: Kyubey, which, combined with his PokemonSpeak, makes it hilarious.
33	%%* GoryDiscretionShot: Avoided most of Mami's headchomping with '''[[MemeticMutation MORNING RESCUE!!]]'''
34	* HurricaneOfPuns:
35	** Mami enjoys making them most ironic puns.
36	--->'''Mami''' (Episode 1, talking to Homura): Hey, Homura! Long ''[[TimeTravel time]]'' no see! Geddit? [[DumbBlonde I'm so witty]]!
37	--->'''Mami''' (Episode 3, talking to Homura): No need to ''[[LosingYourHead lose your head]]'' over something like this.
38	%%** Kyouko practically lives off food idioms.
39	* IWantMyMommy: Played as a pun. After Madoka starts crying at the breakfast table her mom naturally questions.
40	--->'''Madoka''': I want my Mami!
41	--->'''Junko''': But I thought I was your mommy...
42	* MomentKiller: [[spoiler:Kyubey attempts to propose to Madoka in Episode 8, but Homura puts a stop to that.]]
43	* NoodleIncident: In episode 1, Homura was mentioned to have gotten out of prison. What she did to get into prison is never mentioned.
44	%%* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: Homura-''dawg''
45	%%* OnlySaneMan: Homura and Kyuubey.
46	%%* PokemonSpeak: Kyubey does this, though it has remarkably become more emotive than the original.
47	* PowerPerversionPotential
48	** Homura at one point threatens to rape Madoka and reset time. [[TimeMaster Because she can.]] [[NoodleIncident And has done it before.]]
49	** During Episode 5, Madoka [[TemptingFate says that there's a lack of romantic action in the show]]. Homura (sitting opposite her) then does ''something'' [[TimeStandsStill between shots]] and promptly excuses herself.
50	%%* SoulJar: Soul gems are this.
51	%%* TheStoner: Sayaka. [[spoiler:She became a witch from drug overdose...]]
52	* StunnedSilence: Madoka for several seconds in Episode 6, after tossing Sayaka's Soul Gem off the bridge, and Kyubey says she's dead.
53	-->'''Madoka:''' I'm sure she'll be fine.
54	-->'''Kyubey:''' She's DEAD.
55	-->(Close-up of Madoka's shocked expression)
56	* SurroundedByIdiots: Kyuubey, who's annoyed by Mami's stupidy and Kyoko's food bit, and downright creeped out by Sayaka. And he thought that the girls would figure out that [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin something called "Soul Gem" might have a connection with their souls]]. [[TooDumbToLive They didn't]]. Counts as a LampshadeHanging to the original series.
57	* ThisIsForEmphasisBitch: Sayaka usually refers to Homura as a "B-Word" not actually calling her bitch, just B-Word.
58	-->'''Sayaka''': [[ComplainingAboutRescuesTheyDontLike Homura, you're such a B-Word]]
59	-->'''Homura''': I just saved your lives and this is all you have to say?
60	-->'''Sayaka''': Yeah just leave you B-Word!
61	-->'''Homura''': (pause) Bye.
62	-->'''Sayaka''': Yeah that's what I thought just turn around and leave [[CurseCutShort B-Wor]] [[CurseCutShort END]].
63	* {{Telepathy}}: Kyubey can speak into your brain.
64	* TooKinkyToTorture: Episode 7, when Kyubey was inducing Sayaka's Soul Gem with pain for insulting it. Her reaction was... not what it expected.
65	-->'''Sayaka''': That would have been so much hotter if you were a girl.
66	-->'''Kyubey''' (Looking at Sayaka enjoying the pain, [[PokemonSpeak subtitled]]): What the *** is wrong with you!?
67	* TransparentCloset: Sayaka, Sayaka...
68	-->'''Hitomi''' (watching Madoka and Sayaka converse telepathically): Eeew, you guys are acting gay; I'm leaving. (runs)
69	-->'''Madoka''': Great, now she thinks I'm gay, too.
70	-->'''Sayaka''': What?
71	** Madoka is also a borderline example. During episode 4, she spends a whole conversation with Homura praising Mami's boobs, while Homura was actually talking about her fighting style.
72	* [[UngratefulBastard Ungrateful Bitch]]: Even after Homura saves Madoka and Sayaka, she still calls her a B-word.
73	%%* WaxingLyrical:
74	%%--> '''Sayaka''': [[Music/AvrilLavigne All my life, I've been good, but now I'm thinking, "What the hell?"]]
75	%%* ValleyGirl: Mami - even while speaking GratuitousJapanese.
76	* VictoriasSecretCompartment: Mami apparently keeps a rifle in her cleavage.
77	* VocalDissonance: Sayaka sounds like a old man. Or at least a ''very'' husky voiced middle-aged woman.

Context WebAnimation / MadokaAbridged