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1->''"Let this beating be a lesson about never attacking those more handsome than one's self."''
2-->-- '''Benders''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', "Benderama"
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29!!Shows with their own pages:
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31[[index]]
32* ''WarpThatAesop/AvatarTheLastAirbender''
33* ''WarpThatAesop/{{Ben 10}}''
34* ''WarpThatAesop/{{Captain Planet|and the Planeteers}}''
35* ''[[WarpThatAesop/HowToTrainYourDragon Dragons: Riders of Berk]]''
36* ''WarpThatAesop/DuckTales2017''
37* ''WarpThatAesop/TheFairlyOddParents''
38* ''WarpThatAesop/FamilyGuy''
39* ''WarpThatAesop/GravityFalls''
40* ''WarpThatAesop/{{Jem}}''
41* ''WarpThatAesop/KingOfTheHill''
42* ''WarpThatAesop/TheLoudHouse''
43* ''WarpThatAesop/MiraculousLadybug''
44* ''WarpThatAesop/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''
45* ''WarpThatAesop/ThePowerpuffGirls1998''
46* ''WarpThatAesop/RockosModernLife''
47* ''WarpThatAesop/TheSimpsons''
48* ''WarpThatAesop/SouthPark''
49* ''WarpThatAesop/SpongeBobSquarePants''
50* ''WarpThatAesop/StevenUniverse''
51* ''WarpThatAesop/ThomasAndFriends''
52* ''WarpThatAesop/TotalDrama''
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61* ''WesternAnimation/TwoStupidDogs'': If it is getting late you'd better make sure you finish your supper before you go to bed, because if you sleep the night to finish your supper in the morning, [[BearsAreBadNews the three bears will catch you and reduce you and your friends]] [[HumanHeadOnTheWall to walled trophies for breaking into their house,]] especially if you don't hand over your supper to them instead! Also, no matter how many times it happens, with each new episode you will always come back totally fine from being maimed or eaten alive, as long as you are a cartoon dog or human in a fairy-tale forest.
62* ''WesternAnimation/ThreeBelow'': America is the absolute worst place to be if you're Latino, female, old or an immigrant of ''any'' kind.
63* ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'':
64** Being an insane sociopath is entirely okay, just as long as you're not a creepy old guy or evil. Being an insane sociopath is okay as long as you're hot.
65** The best way to resolve issues with your father is to seal him in another dimension.
66** It's perfectly normal to stalk your friends.
67** Having mercenaries who believe in an unreasonably short statute of limitations capture and guard a dangerous criminal who hasn't deliberately done anything wrong 'recently' is within the realm of the proper thinking required of a leader of a nation.
68** [[InterspeciesRomance Dogs can screw unicorns.]]
69** "[[Recap/AdventureTimeS4E13PrincessCookie Princess Cookie]]":
70*** In a hostage situation, you should show more sympathy for the terrorists than the hostages.
71*** Being a terrorist gets you what you want.
72** It's okay to sneak into your friend's house and watch them shower, just as long as you're a hot chick.
73** Building a Frankenstein's monster from the stolen body parts of women who rejected you is okay as long as you're nice to the monster.
74** If you ever encounter a family of children with various degrees of mental illness being horribly abused by their deranged parent, focus all your energy on rescuing the most "normal" child.
75** It's okay to insult a person's beliefs, treat an emotionally troubled girl like a science experiment, throw a wedding officiant in jail even after he shows his up-to-date paperwork and accuses you of breaking into his vehicle, and generally never admit that you've made a mistake as long as you're a princess.
76** If you want to teach people the important lesson that friendship is the most important possession a person can have, then you should steal their prized belongings and refuse to give them back until they have learned their lessson.
77** Don't bother trying to write that novel; all it will do is distract you from your dead-end job and upset your wife.
78** The general populace are complete morons and need to be closely monitored for their own safety.
79** Being very concerned about the fact that one of your friends is dating a physically and emotionally unstable PersonOfMassDestruction makes you a bad person. Being even more concerned about said person forcibly taking control over a kingdom that is openly antagonistic against you makes you an even worse person.
80** If someone you know is a sore loser and constantly throws temper tantrums at a card game, then you should let that person win or else they will refuse to speak to you for a month.
81** Your overall fate is controlled by a cosmic owl. You must not try to change your fate and defy the cosmic owl. You must do everything the cosmic owl reveals to you, even if it means doing terrible things like tricking your girlfriend into fighting an old man and destroying that man’s house in the process.
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83* ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfDonkeyOllie'': As long as you are TheChosenOne, you can be as annoyingly pretentious about it as you want.
84* ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius'':
85** ScienceIsBad. Any problem it solves just creates more problems in its place.
86** Your innovation is everyone's right to benefit and only yours to be blamed for if anything goes wrong.
87** Teachers can get away with emotionally whipping their students if that student is really annoying.
88* ''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog'':
89** Episode "Sonic is Running" - Just because you're the hero and your opponent is your archenemy in an ElectionDayEpisode, that makes it okay to sabotage his campaign.
90** As long as you are cocky and annoying enough, the laws of physics, logic, and common sense will bend to your will (bear in mind whether or not those laws of physics and logic even exist on the planet this takes place on though is an open question, but go ahead and try it anyway).
91** The "Sonic Says" at the end of the very first episode: - Remember kids, dialing 911 is for real emergencies. And being surrounded by a group of thugs who are about to beat the living hell out of you isn't a real emergency.
92** If you're trying to disguise yourself, [[PaperThinDisguise just put a hat on and claim to be someone else]]. Your enemies will be stupid enough to fall for it, even if you're the only blue hedgehog on the planet.
93** You should still go back to your parents, even if they are abusing you and constantly chewing you out of their lives. And telling the local hero about your abusive family won't do you any good. He'll just send you back home to them.
94** "Momma Robotnik Returns" and its Sonic Sez PSA: Never question or challenge authority and never protest against laws you think are unfair or unjust because the law is ALWAYS right, even when it’s wrong.
95* ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball''
96** Doing nothing but eating and sleeping around while your wife and kids do all of the work is entirely okay. In fact, [[StatusQuoIsGod it's the only thing]] [[RealityBreakingParadox keeping the universe from tearing itself apart.]]
97** The only way to get over a traumatic experience is by going through something ''far'' more traumatic.
98** It's okay to ruin someone's life over a silly bet.
99** If a kid at school torments you on a daily basis, don't tell your parents, the bully's just having a good time with you and is actually your friend.
100** If your child/sibling says something to hurt their dad's feelings, it's perfectly acceptable to pelt them with cement and deny them necessities such as food and showering in order to teach them a lesson.
101** If someone is a genuinely kindhearted person, then something is clearly wrong with him.
102** '''The Best:''' All activists ''literally ever do'' '''is ruin people's lives.''' Never do ''anything'' that can be remotely perceived as negative around them, or they'll give you a verbal pummeling over nothing.
103** The best way to get rid of a copycat is to trick them into killing themselves.
104** Never, ''ever'' talk when there's a sock puppet nearby.
105** It's best not to tell someone if their head is on fire.
106** If you're someone's sixth-best friend, the only logical thing to do is murder their top five.
107** If you accidentally ingest worms, just whistle until they dance their way out.
108* ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'':
109** Harboring [[TheSociopath a dangerous sociopath]] (who has caused death and other harm to many people, often with intent, and without regret, thinks material possessions are more irreplaceable than people, etc.) from your government, thereby keeping him around your family and let him continue being a threat to society [[ProtagonistCenteredMorality is both the logical and right thing to do]].
110*** If God won’t let said dangerous sociopath into heaven you shouldn’t worship him.
111*** What you should consider the most vile action this person to date [[FelonyMisdemeanor is being with another family]].
112*** If this sociopath feels the need to have power over life and death, you should give it to him.
113*** Altruism isn't actually favored by evolution at all. There is no reason why this aforementioned sociopath could not be part of an entire species of similar sociopaths, who, instead of destroying themselves, somehow managed to advance enough to develop interstellar travel.
114** You should never trust aliens or any being who comes from the sky. They will do nothing but try to ruin your life and wreak havoc all around.
115** “300” Sociopathic aliens are the cause for all the problems in the world, including problems that existed before they arrived in the world. Therefore you should kill them by placing their own excrement in their system and erase every single fragment of their destroyed body. Doing so will end all wars and conflicts and bring about world peace.
116** All pansexual people are [[DepravedBisexual depraved hedonistic sociopaths who don’t actually care about anybody and will inconvenience you at any given opportunity]]. If someone you know is pansexual then stay away from them.
117** If your business isn't doing so well and you want to collect insurance fraud before you shut down, set the business that is doing well that is next door on fire and let the flames spread to you as to reduce chance of getting caught.
118** A SpoiledBrat deserves nothing less than a beating at the hands of a government agent, even if he spent weeks [[SecretlyDying dying a slow, miserable death]] trying to redeem himself.
119*** Speaking of which, physically assaulting said brat repeatedly over and over again is necessary whenever they misbehave as it is the only effective way to punish them, even if they are doing something minor like bonding with a dog or playing the part of Jesus in a Christmas play. If you don’t physically assault them often, they will turn into psychopathic remorseless monsters.
120** “Cops And Roger”: The best way to get a corrupt cop back on the straight and narrow is to blackmail them.
121** “Stan Time”: If you are a guy who is married to a beautiful woman then you should spend time with her whenever she demands it, especially if you are given pills that let you stay up all night. Having “me time” if you are a guy and just want to read a book in peace is wrong because it is selfish and you are denying your wife whatever she wants from you. On the other hand, you should [[TheUnfairSex let your wife have “me time” of her own]] because she deserves it.
122** “Bully For Steve”: If someone is bullying you and is refusing to stop then you should go on social media to look for someone who the bully fears then pay that person to beat the bully up in front of everyone in school.
123** “Death By Dinner Party”: Taking advantage of a prankster’s fears is good if they like pulling lame minor pranks on you like switching cheeses or placing people in closets when the lights go out. It is also good to take advantage of the prankster and their fears if said fears are realistic such as a serial killer roaming around town and slaughtering people at dinner parties.
124** “Bazooka Steve”: You should never try to convince athletes to quit a dangerous sport even if said athlete’s life is in danger from something like repeated concussions. The happiness of the audience is more important than the health and well being of the athletes.
125** “The Mural Of The Story”: It is okay to slander teachers and lie about them hitting you if said teachers are mean to you and break the promises they make towards you.
126** “Flirting With Disaster”: If someone you know has a drug problem and OD’s in front of you, then you should not help them and let them die if they have been a jerk to you.
127** “A Starboy Is Born”. If one of your kids tries to infect another with an illness like the bubonic plague to go on a make a wish funded excursion then it is morally wrong but if you do it to your own wife then it is morally acceptable.
128** Also, you should hang on to your virginity and resist all attempts at being seduced. If you succeed in doing this and then become a popular celebrity, then you will gain incredible superpowers.
129** “Santa Schmanta”: Christmas should always be promoted over Hanukkah and Hanukkah should never have any amount of commercialization behind it.
130** “No Weddings And A Funeral”: If you live in a dysfunctional family and have pets then you should abuse and torment these pets because they serve as a tool to absorb and vent out all the dysfunction, therefore making your family happy and loving. If you don’t hurt these animals then there is the chance that your parents will file for a divorce.
131** “The Grounch”: Being sexually frustrated around the Christmas holidays automatically transforms you into TheGrinch. If this happens to you and you want to get out of that phase then lose some weight
132* ''WesternAnimation/{{Amphibia}}'':
133** Do not shoplift from a store or encourage it. Doing so will risk getting you and your friends mystically transported into another world with talking, sapient amphibians where your chance of dying is high, cause your friends to turn on you should it be revealed what you did generated the situation on purpose, get you stabbed and possessed, result in your subordinate friend turning on you and refuse to ever believe you again, leave the three of you with trauma, and get one of you killed and replaced with a clone.
134** Your overall destiny and fate are already predetermined and laid out for you and the whole world. Do not attempt to change it. Attempting to do so will only make things worse for you and the people around you.
135** Do not ever trust anybody who has a jolly and childish attitude like Santa Claus. There is a 99 percent chance that this person is secretly evil and has a massive case of megalomania.
136** If you live in a rural area and have a lot of money, rule over a certain area, and/or have a huge amount of knowledge concerning technology, then you are corrupt and evil and are taking advantage of people around you.
137** Global Warming, pollution, and climate change are actually caused by aliens who desire to conquer your planet. Going green is a waste of time so you should stop doing that and prepare to fight those aliens instead because they shouldn’t be using technology at all.
138** “Fort in the Road”: It is perfectly okay to destroy priceless historical artifacts for fun.
139** “A Froggy Little Christmas”: If you are not familiar with Christmas and don’t know what it means, then that makes you a total [[TheGrinch Grinch]] unless someone explains Christmas to you.
140** “The Hardest Thing”: You are fated to die at a fixed age set by a deity in the heavens. There is nothing you can do to improve your lifespan. It will always remain the same even if you choose to live a healthy lifestyle of diet and exercise.
141* ''[[Creator/{{CBeebies}} Andy Pandy]]'':
142** Men are all bumbling idiots who want to have a good time, while women are more capable but are also boring and no fun.
143** ''The Noisy Ball'': The only way to cope with an annoying person is to literally launch them into the stratosphere.
144* ''WesternAnimation/AngelaAnaconda'': If someone wrongs you, don't bother trying sensible courses of action to deal with it. Instead, you should just devise an elaborate if implausible revenge fantasy. When you return to the real world, [[LaserGuidedKarma karma]] will bitchslap them into the ground for you, and you won't even have to lift a finger unless it's a special occasion.
145* ''WesternAnimation/TheAnimalsOfFarthingWood'': Hey kids! Never, ''ever'' go outside, or you'll '''[[color:red: DIE]]''' -- outdoors, children die the first, the most, and never with any chance for their parents or any other trusted adults to rescue them!
146* ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'':
147** It's OK to be a jerk if the person you're being a jerk ''to'' is a larger jerk.
148** Chicken Boo: Any effort to evade prejudice against you is doomed to failure.
149** Mindy and Buttons:
150*** All loyalty will do is get you pulverized on a regular basis and scolded by your Negligent owners.
151*** Alternately: a dog is the perfect babysitter for a terrible twoer.
152** Slappy Squirrel: Being a [[ScrewPolitenessImASenior senior citizen]] means you can get away with harming others via explosives.
153** Catcalling at women is just harmless fun! It's not like they'll find it creepy or threatening in any way.
154** Katie Ka-Boom:
155*** It's OK to overreact about little things that are able to be solved.
156*** Teen girls constantly have violent mood swings and endanger their families.
157** Mimes deserve to be violently crushed and maimed.
158** "...And Justice For Slappy": If you find yourself in a court case that's not in your favor, you can earn your innocence by making bomb threats.
159** "One Flew Over the Cuckoo Clock": If your loved one has a nervous breakdown and ends up in a mental hospital, stop visiting them and they'll suddenly cure themselves when they start missing you.
160* ''WesternAnimation/{{Arcane}}'': ''META'': So, are you based off of a [[VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends game known for its toxic fanbase]] made by a company owned by Tencent that came under fire for sexual harassment and toxic work environment? Make a cartoon series and all will be forgiven!
161* ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'':
162** The World's Most Dangerous Spy is not the most disciplined one, but instead an alcoholic hedonist who just happens to have a lot of gadgets, so drop out of spy school and booze up!
163** If you work with a woman of African-American descent...just don't say anything. She'll find something either racist or sexist in your words and give you crap about it, all the while ignoring comments made by your blatantly bigoted employer.
164** Your wife/fiancée will inevitably cheat on you with someone more handsome than yourself.
165** Anal sex is surprisingly comfortable.
166** It's okay to bring a gun into an office, as bullets magically fly towards that one unlucky bastard you never notice.
167* ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'':
168** Any form of retaliation against your AnnoyingYoungerSibling will [[YouAreGrounded get you grounded]] and completely absolve said younger sibling of all annoyance and antagonism on their part. Unfortunately, this can be TruthInTelevision for some kids. On the flip side, the eldest child will always get in trouble for the stupid actions that their younger siblings do.
169** "Bleep": People only swear because they want to hurt other people's feelings.
170** Hey kids, did someone not invite you to their birthday party? Then that gives you the right to throw a massive week-long temper tantrum, slam doors all night and be rude to everyone! Don't worry, your parents won't discipline you, and you'll receive nothing but sympathy and understanding, to the point where an older person will invite you to their birthday party!
171*** Adding on to that: If you're not invited to [[PunctuatedForEmphasis every. single. party.]] you hear about, it means that something is wrong with you.
172** "Water and the Brain": Who cares about learning an important survival skill such as swimming? If someone is scared of swimming you should drop the issue entirely instead of assuring and helping them.
173** "Arthur's Big Hit": It's okay to hit someone if they just so happen to have hit somebody else before. Also, if somebody breaks something that you've been working very hard on, suck it up.
174** Also "Arthur's Big Hit": Don't trust your parents to enact justice. Because they ''won't''.
175** "Prove It": If you can con your older brother into taking you to the science museum, then go for it, even if it means taking money from kids and knowingly lying to them.
176** "Besties": Inside jokes are bad unless you're in on them. Then they're fine.
177** "Two Minutes": It's okay to lie for the sake of a temporary truce.
178** "Friday the 13th": Seems to say that you should play along with what the larger crowd is doing and saying even when you know their beliefs are misplaced or even if you have no interest in whatever they follow.
179** "The Pride of Lakewood": You're not part of a group if you don't conform to all of its rituals.
180** "Arthur's TV Free Week": Television ''sucks'' and life is so great without it. Yes, even PBS.
181** "To Eat or Not to Eat": Chemicals will make you spew out glitter!
182* ''WesternAnimation/BackToTheFuture'': If you own two noisy time machines, not only should you show your preteen kids how to operate them, but keep the keys in a place where the kids can easily take them. The space-time continuum can handle it.
183* ''WesternAnimation/TheBackyardigans'':
184** It's totally normal to vividly hallucinate everytime you step outside.
185** Penguins can lift moose.
186** "Samurai Pie": If your teacher is a pretentious snob who won't give your work a chance, it's because you're doing something wrong.
187* ''WesternAnimation/BigMouth'':
188** As soon as kids hit their preteens, they'll turn into uncontrollable sex maniacs who are constantly horny and masturbating.
189** They will also understand complex societal issues to the point they can convince their adult mother to buy them a revealing bra despite being a minor.
190** If you practice celibacy and don’t start masturbating and acting horny by the time you hit puberty then that makes you a moron.
191** You should always listen to your hormones and anything that personifies them, even if said hormones constantly get you in trouble.
192* ''WesternAnimation/{{Bluey}}'':
193** Multiple episodes: Game rules are very ''very'' SeriousBusiness and you should never ''ever'' do ''anything'' that might potentially break the rules - even if it's to explain things to your confused neighbour, because you genuinely need the kids to speak, you [[PottyEmergency really need to use the bathroom]], or it keeps the place from getting messed up.
194*** "Shadowlands": Game rules are such SeriousBusiness that you should never suggest a rule that might benefit another person who genuinely has trouble physically keeping up.
195** Multiple episodes: Games must always be seen through to completion. Sometimes it's alright to pause them to use the toilet - but not always.
196** "Featherwand": Embarrassing your dad by making him pee ''in the front yard'' is completely fine and you'll receive no consequences for it.
197** "Takeaway":
198*** There's nothing wrong with peeing in the bushes ''that face the street in the middle of town''. Takeaway places don't have ''public bathrooms'' or anything.
199*** Your kids are only young once... so when you're bringing home dinner? Let them play with a water tap to practically flood the street so they come home all wet.
200*** Spring Rolls are ''SeriousBusiness''!
201** Never say "no" to your kids.
202** "Blue Heelers" are ''literally'' blue!
203** "Dance Mode":
204*** Embarrassing your parents is appropriate recompense for them eating your last french fry.
205*** You don't need to teach your kids about appropriate time and places for things such as a game where you have to dance.
206*** Coercing a "yes" out of people is bad... But never ''EVER'' say "No". That's ''worse''!
207*** "Yes" does not always mean "Yes". So if someone says "Yes"? Double Check, triple check, and quadruple check to make sure they really ''really'' mean "Yes".
208** It's okay to hog a see-saw if the purpose is to teach your kids a lesson.
209** Being hungover is ''funny''!
210** Kid is hyperactive from not having a nap? Dump them on your siblings.
211*** Same episode: Being tired makes you ''incredibly'' hyper and act drunk.
212** Parents in The80s were pure unadulterated ''abusers''.
213** Make bad omelettes for your husband if it makes your kids feel better.
214** Hijacking your neighbour's car is alright if he's trying to teach them about problem solving.
215** There's absolutely nothing wrong with kids playing a game... where they make their dad pretend to give birth.
216** If you want ice cream on a hot day out? Get chocolate, because it doesn't melt like Mango or Strawberry ice cream do.
217** Some people naturally have really long torsos and short legs.
218** Mixed breeds do ''not'' exist... but naturally pink poodles do!
219** People don't need to wear clothes... unless they're at work.
220** If your husband doesn't own a shovel, replace him with one who does.
221** "Family Meeting":
222*** [[Series/{{Seinfeld}} One never knows how the gastrointestinal workings of the blue heeler are going to function.]]
223* ''WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers'':
224** It's okay to express your sexual fantasies in public if you're thirteen and awkward, it's not like it could make anyone uncomfortable.
225** Even if your restaurant serves the grossest food possible and people have gotten sick from eating it, you'll stay in business because you're marginally attractive, rich and didn't marry the health inspector's ex-girlfriend.
226** There's no harm in fantasizing about making out with a steer if it's wearing a blonde wig.
227** The kitchen sink is a perfectly acceptable second toilet!
228* ''WesternAnimation/BojackHorseman'':
229** You will forever be defined by the mistakes you made years ago and any attempt to own up to them is an utterly selfish move on your part just to make yourself feel better.
230** If you come from an abusive and toxic family that didn't raise you properly and didn't even want you in the first place and you currently suffer from severe depression, sorry, you aren't deserving of sympathy and [[UsefulNotes/VictimBlaming everything is your fault.]] Your AbusiveParents, through? [[DoubleStandard You should forgive them. But if you do something bad, your friends are allowed to hold grudge against you.]]
231** If you're a therapist and your client hurt you unintentionally, is completely fine to screw his entire life by selling all their dark secrets and regrets he entrusted you to keep private to the media, who will clearly use it to destroy his reputation to the ground.
232** [[FreudianExcuseIsNoExcuse No matter how horrible your childhood was and how badly it affected you]], you should always take responsibility for your actions... [[DoubleStandard if you are a man]]. If you are a woman, nothing is your fault, being more likely the fault of some man who was a bad influence instead and you don't have to take any responsibility as most people will just blame the man who hurt you.
233* ''WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks'':
234** No matter how successful you are, if you're a black man who avoids all negative stereotypes associated to your race, you're a loser who deserves to be mocked and abused. On the contrary, if you are a Caucasian (pale), you are destined to be a flat character, to be oblivious to the bad of the world and the city, and / or being Jerkass style southerly or hillybilly, etc.
235** Furthermore, it doesn't matter if R. Kelly recorded himself peeing on a preteen girl, giving out his Social Security Number. and you're showing it to the jury; if you're a black man married to a white woman, you have no credibility whatsoever because apparently you're a racist hater.
236*** Likewise, a strong FanDumb is a good thing as they will proudly help you get away with any crime. Also, it is A-OK to engage in sexual activities with an underage girl so long as it is consensual. At least, that what the aforementioned FanDumb will say.
237** Always be disappointed ''with everything'' because even if you see a genuine wrong in the system, public, or family and friends and manage to successfully correct it all that means is that now either the problem is the same only ''more well hidden'' or another ''worse'' problem has arisen and cannot be easily seen so the cycle of having to correct the problem is most likely never ending.
238** “The Story Of Gangstalicious Part 2”: If you are a guy who likes the music of a musician who is secretly gay then that makes you gay by association.
239** "The New Black": LGBT and disability rights activists just want to destroy your life and take all your money.
240* ''WesternAnimation/BoyGirlDogCatMouseCheese'':
241** Using a fictional hero as a positive role model is wrong, even if it allows you to gain confidence and help out other people with no negative consequences. Conversely, the person who gets you to BeYourself again is right even though this means being a ShrinkingViolet with no friends.
242** Assaulting someone is justified if they give you an EmbarrassingNickname.
243** [[UnsportsmanlikeGloating Gloating]] when you win a competition is absolutely fine.
244** If you're a child being abused by an adult, don't call Child Services, instead create a ZanyScheme to exploit their [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes phobias]].
245** Naked mole rats create passages large enough for humans to stand upright in and can tunnel through the floor.
246** If you grow a beard everyone will hang off your every word, even if you spout complete nonsense.
247** If a friend does something you don't like in a misguided attempt to please you, telling them how you feel is wrong. Just let them continue to make you miserable, their happiness is more important than yours.
248** It is not in any way weird or controlling to manipulate your entire family into behaving in a way you see fit using negative reinforcement (twice!).
249** Shouting at people, insulting them and vandalising their property is great motivation.
250* * ''WesternAnimation/{{Brickleberry}}'':
251** You should start killing more cows and harvesting them for their meat because they are actually aliens who are planning to take over your planet and desire to use their flatulence to warm up the world.
252** Don’t bother trying to punish an out of control child or scaring them straight because any attempt to discipline those brats will land you in prison.
253* ''WesternAnimation/BubbleGuppies'': If you're on a game show, and ask someone else for the answer, don't worry - it will NOT be considered cheating, and you will still win your prize.[[note]]See "Bubble Duckies!" and "Swimtastic Check-Up!"[[/note]]
254* ''WesternAnimation/{{Breadwinners}}'': It's OK to date rape your crush as long as you use a love potion to do it.
255* ''WesternAnimation/{{Caillou}}'':
256** Leave your kids alone with random strangers to teach them a lesson about being antisocial.
257* ''WesternAnimation/CampLazlo'':
258** Teaching young girls to hate the boys their age is good.
259** Your luck is predetermined before you're born and you stick with it your whole life and having someone else take over your job means they will instantly inherrit your bad luck.
260* ''WesternAnimation/CartoonAllStarsToTheRescue'':
261** If you do drugs, you'll get to see your favourite cartoon stars!
262** Smoking weed will cause you to have terrifying hallucinations, and will turn into a zombie when you get older.
263* ''WesternAnimation/Castlevania2017'':
264** Killing is fine when it isn't with fire, and even then [[PlayingWithFire fire magic]] is exempt.
265** BeliefMakesYouStupid, [[CorruptChurch Evil]] and [[TheFundamentalist Violent]]... [[EasyRoadToHell but the alternative is still Hell]].
266** Any sex involving vampires is going to be a HoneyTrap of some kind.
267* ''WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}}'':
268** Boys, that girl who stalks you constantly and does the child equivalent of molesting you despite your loud protests? She's your one true love! Stop whining and marry her already! Girls, stalking your crush will eventually make him give in, so go nuts!
269*** Also, It is not bad that you make another person your LivingEmotionalCrutch, to the point of going completely crazy when that person disappears for more than 1 decade, being that person eventually will return and you and s/he will be happy together.
270** It doesn't matter if you have been useless all your life at your profession, as you'll become an expert at it at the last minute, or at least competent enough to take over the place after your teacher retires. Hard work matters not.
271* ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor'':
272** If adults and teenagers are putting restrictions on the things you can do and being unfair about it, it is only because they are evil and plotting to take over the world. Don't listen to a word they say.
273** [[GreenAesop The environment is very important]]. Instead of throwing away household trash, reuse it to build weapons against adults and teenagers. Be creative! [[BambooTechnology You'll find you can make a weapon out of]] ''[[BambooTechnology anything]]''.
274* ''WesternAnimation/CowAndChicken'':
275** Cows are decent; sows are evil.
276** [[AdultsAreUseless Adults aren't just useless,]] they're also downright sadistic assholes, too.
277** [[{{Metaphorgotten}} Stick and stones will break your bones--everytime!]]
278* ''WesternAnimation/TheCritic'':
279** Fantasizing about the Statue of Liberty is illegal.
280** If the movie stinks, do-si-do.
281** Not even Creator/SeanConnery could be cool around his parents.
282** All homeless people deserve to be shot into space.
283** [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Hitler]] played the mailman on ''Series/{{Cheers}}''.
284** Your average Oscar statuette has chocolate inside of it.
285** Eggs don't ripen. [[OhCrap EGGS DON'T RIPEN!!]]
286** Creator/StephenKing earns $3,000 for writing "Boo!" on a cocktail napkin.
287** "Vitalardo" is an unfortunate disease where patches of fat spring up onto one's body and forces them to eat fatty foods to even it out.
288** People don't just watch The Dryer Channel, they send it money.
289** Pork chops and whipped cream may or may not go together in a meal.
290** If ''Film/RainMan'', ''Film/AFewGoodMen'', and ''Film/TheFirm'' are anything to go by, Creator/TomCruise doesn't act anymore; he's on [[{{Pun}} "cruise control".]]
291** You probably won't meet the real Music/{{Cher}} at a bus terminal in Newark.
292** The word Pizzaface is pronounced "pizza-fah-chay".
293** Anyone who thinks that it was a good thing that Music/TheBeatles broke up will instantly be hated.
294** It's probably not a good idea to wonder about what your best friend's sister cooks like naked.
295** In order to be a film critic, you have to withstand films [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk that would make the average person's face melt off upon viewing.]]
296** In every boy's life, there's a Summer of '72.
297* ''WesternAnimation/TheCroodsFamilyTree'':
298** "What Goes Eep Must Come Down": The only way to fix a person developing a learned fear of life-threatening circumstances is ''more'' life-threatening circumstances.
299** "Parental Stridence":
300*** The difference between being a human and an animal is Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.
301*** Girls are strong, capable and intelligent. Boys, on the other hand, are impossible to raise because they're too stupid to learn anything.
302* ''WesternAnimation/TheCrumpets'':
303** You should oust or kill your father so you can win all that love you crave from your mother.
304** You can garner a big, loyal social media following if you're being live streamed while attempting suicide. And unexpectedly getting rescued by your fans should be the only escape from your depression.
305* ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom'':
306** "Hey, kids! Go meddle with your parent's incredibly risky lab experiments and it'll give you superpowers!"
307*** It's perfectly safe to leave your risky lab equipment ''in your house'' where your kids can get to it.
308** Hurt the environment and your girlfriend will {{cosplay}} as [[Characters/BatmanPoisonIvy Poison Ivy]].
309** It's better to just eat anything else natural on the ground like ''mud, weeds, and grass'' instead of ''ANY OTHER NATURALLY EDIBLE THING ON THE ENTIRE EARTH'' (this includes fruits and vegetables) because even pulling a potato out of the ground or picking a apple from a tree is the same as [[InsaneTrollLogic torture and murder.]]
310** If you cheat on some stupid exam, your family will die, and you'll bring TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt. And it's your fault, not the JerkAss SadistTeacher's fault, even though he called your family to a dangerous, booby-trapped place to make a scene and accuse you with no proof or logic, and he was right to do so! Also, said stupid exam will determine the REST OF YOUR LIFE, and you will be a complete loser working at a lunch shop if you fail, in spite of the fact you're 14 years old and still in high school!
311** It's totally ok to leave your friend to potentially die at the hands of a powerful supervillain because he hasn't apologized for dumping you to go party with the cool kids earlier that evening.
312** Teenage boys make awesome mayors, and are totally prepared and knowledgeable about the subject if they're nerdy!
313** If your friend ever gets tired from his life as a superhero, treat him like a selfish [[JerkAss jerkass]] just because YOU feel like you lost something when he chose to give up his superpowers to live a normal life.
314* ''WesternAnimation/DangerRangers'': "Fires and Liars": Your toys can easily be replaced if your building catches on fire, especially those with great sentimental value, have been discontinued, and/or are very expensive.
315* ''WesternAnimation/DanVs'':
316** Revenge is often (but not always) hollow and fleeting... So make sure you keep finding new things to get even with when the buzz starts to wear off. After all, it's not like you or your friends have anything better to do. And if your friends say they ''do'' have something better to do, their priorities are obviously skewed. Drag them into your petty, convoluted schemes anyways.
317** You're always justified as long as the other guy started it.
318** If something negative happens to you, you [[RevengeBeforeReason have to get revenge]] before you are allowed to move on from your life. Not doing so risks making you get seen as exploitable or less of a person.
319* ''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}'':
320** Being a JerkAss to everyone who isn't as smart as you and your small circle of friends is the best way to get through high school, even if those people have never said or done anything bad to you.
321** Also, being low on the PopularityFoodChain is a choice!
322** Being a cynical, negative, JerkAss is a sign of intelligence.
323** If you have above a certain [=IQ=], nobody will listen to you.
324*** AdultsAreUseless and if you show that you are smarter than a ReasonableAuthorityFigure they will hate you for it.
325** You can vocally demean nearly every other girl you know as "shallow, ditzy, or slutty" and still be a great feminist icon!
326** It's perfectly fine to cheat on one of your only friend's boyfriend, it won't cause any notable riffs in your friendship and everything will turn out great for all three of you because you did it.
327** All men can't resist you, even though you're not girlfriend material due to being shallow, annoying and something of a bitch.
328* ''Franchise/DCAnimatedUniverse'': Anyone that gets laid off will go insane and become a costumed supervillain.
329* ''WesternAnimation/{{Detentionaire}}'':
330** Brand name soda is evil.
331** If your vice principal looks like [[Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit Jessica Rabbit]], she is secretly planning on [[CrackPairing shipping]] every student in your school.
332*** Likewise, if someone is a fan of you and is in the AV club, he/she is a psychopathic old person pretending to be a high schooler.
333** No one will ever listen to you, even if you're right 95% of the time.
334** If you aren't a member of a clique at your school, you are automatically unpopular. You can only become popular if you succeed in causing chaos and anarchy and then get caught.
335** [[{{Irony}} It's okay to break rules in order to prove you never broke any rules.]]
336** It's perfectly okay for a school to chain up a highly dangerous creature and use it as the school mascot. Child endangerment, what's that?
337*** While we're at it...it's perfectly okay to hire a cyborg ex-military general to run a school. Failing that, hire the clearly unhinged superintendent. [[TemptingFate It's not like he'll force the kids to work in a shoe sweatshop for failing to comply with the school's dress code or anything!]]
338* ''WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory'':
339** It's perfectly okay for you to ruin your little brother's experiments. Now, if he ruins your stuff, he'll get sent to the doghouse. If he gets curious then your destruction is justified.
340** How dare you get angry with your annoying big sister for always ruining your experiments without considering your feelings! All she wants is to spend time with you just like brothers and sisters would do!
341* ''WesternAnimation/DinosaurTrain'':
342** Dinosaurs will never go extinct. They even invented trains!
343** All dinosaurs are nice to each other, even carnivores.
344* ''WesternAnimation/DoraTheExplorer'':
345** The best way to get anyone to listen to you (even when they're inside the TV) is to scream louder. ''Louder!'' '''LOUDER!!!'''
346** If you're talking to someone, [[FakeInteractivity leave a gap for them to respond... then ignore what they may or may not have said and assume they said 'yes']].
347** If a thief is attempting to rob you, he will compulsively desist [[SwiperNoSwiping if firmly told not to]].
348** Stealing is okay, except at Christmas, and it's wrong to put him on the Naughty list.
349** It's perfectly okay for a five year old to travel alone in the jungle. Provided she is accompanied by a shoe clad monkey and is careful of a kleptomaniac fox.
350** As you age, your spacial awareness gets crippled and you will need a crowd of toddlers to point out landmarks for you by the time you reach 7.
351* ''WesternAnimation/{{Doug}}'':
352** It is perfectly okay for one person to own almost everything in your town, and for his child to get whatever she wants because of it.
353** Make sure that your handwriting is illegible as that is the only thing preventing people from reading your journal if you lose it.
354* ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether'':
355** “Gay Bash”: If you suspect someone you know to be gay then you should put them through a series of tests. You should not care about what that person says to you and continue the tests even when that person asks you to stop. Is your suspicions are accurate and that person still refuses to come out, then you have the right to not only bully them but out them on national television by throwing a gay party.
356** “Little Orphan Hero”. Operating a suicide hotline and trying to convince people to not kill themselves through the hotline is wrong and a very bad idea because it can cause you to commit euthanasia.
357** “Ghostessees In The Slot Machines”: Girls, it is okay to perform a strip tease in front of your father in order to get his attention if you are feeling unappreciated by him.
358*** Also, Native Americans should not own casinos,
359** “Terms Of Endearment”: You should not be a peeping Tom and look at the naked bodies of women or else you will give them cancer and turn them into an offensive stereotype.
360** “Spelling Applebees”: It is perfectly fine to cheat at spelling bees by using methods such as arriving late when a winner has already been announced, or bullying kids who are younger than you into quitting when they are just trying to spell a word.
361*** If your girlfriend is spending way more time with her friends than with you and is only interested in you for just one thing like car crashes then you should punish your girlfriend for her toxic behavior by having her friends killed in a car accident.
362** “Unrestrainable Trainable”: Staying outside while holding bags of money with you for hours is an important chore.
363** “Breakfast Food Killer”: Never buy cereal and have cereal for breakfast because cereal comes from mines in Africa that are harvested by child slaves.
364** “N.R.A y RAY”: An overweight woman’s butt is a perfect hiding place to be safe from your enemies
365* ''WesternAnimation/TheDreamstone'': Dreams are the most important thing in the world, more so than an entire race's well being against a demonic tyrant. In fact, be sure to exacerbate their problem just on the principal of that.
366* ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales1987'': Remember that ''other'' Scrooge from ''Literature/AChristmasCarol'', who learned that greed was wrong and to care for the poor? No? Neither do we at Disney! Actually greed is a positive character trait, and billionaires are friendly old men who love their nephews. Anyone who tries to make them part with even a single dime of their wealth (or pay taxes) is an evil super villain.
367* ''WesternAnimation/{{Duckman}}'': Your friends and family will always forgive you no matter how much of a womanizing [[JerkAss jerkass]] you are or how badly you screw things up.
368** "Joking The Chicken": It's perfectly fine to upstage a comedian during a performance to give a speech about how comedy should always be what you think it should be, and that the comedian is inherently bad just because ''YOU'' don't personally find him or his style of comedy funny.
369*** On that note, one's taste in comedy doesn't truly matter. If they don't like the raunchy stuff and prefer something cleaner, then clearly something is wrong with them.
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373* ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'', ''WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}}'', ''WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends'', and probably other Creator/CartoonNetwork shows: Hey, young boys! Any girl who has a crush on you is a [[{{Yandere}} psycho]] [[StalkerWithACrush stalker]].
374** Isn't that both intended and what young boys think? Try on: Mindless obedience to authority figures is the only way to avoid disaster, unless You Suck so much that you can't even do that right!
375*** Aesop of the above justification: Boys should be ''encouraged'' to believe GirlsHaveCooties! Why bother trying to correct kids on something they believe in the first place, no matter how wrong and insulting it is?
376* WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy
377** "Cry Ed":
378*** Acorns and clothespins make for deadly weapons.
379*** The best way to get positive attention is to be seriously injured.
380** If you live in a trailer, you are either a [[DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale pervert]] or [[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddysBigPictureShow a sociopath]].
381** Older siblings are either stupid or sociopathic {{Jerkass}}es
382** Younger siblings are either [[AnnoyingYoungerSibling annoying]], greedy and/or {{Enfante Terrible}}s.
383** Blonde-haired girls [[DumbBlonde are idiots]] and redheaded girls [[EvilRedhead are raging assholes]].
384** Girly girls are attractive, sweet, and friendly. {{Tomboy}}s, on the other hand, are [[HairTriggerTemper short tempered]], [[{{DoubleStandardAbuseFemaleonMale}} assertive]], [[{{Jerkass}} unfriendly]] bullies.
385** Manly men are [[TheAce popular]] [[JerkJock and gain lots of respect and admiration]]. [[CampStraight Girly boys]], on the other hand, are [[MadeOfPlasticine wimps]], crybabies, unpopular, and deserve to be [[ButtMonkey punching bags]].
386** Summer rains: you can never predict them.
387** One plus one equals one on a bun!
388* ''WesternAnimation/FIsForFamily'':
389** If you find yourself stuck at a low-paying dead-end job, don't ever try to better yourself and climb your way up the corporate ladder. Things will go horribly wrong and you'll find yourself even worse off than you were before.
390** It's not required for an alderman of a major city to actually ''know'' anything about politics.
391** It is fine to place your boss in a life threatening situation such as locking him in his own car as long as that boss had you unfairly fired and mistreated you and the other employees.
392** When your children develop PTSD after directly witnessing someone getting gruesomely killed, don't waste your time and money on something as insignificant as a psychiatrist. Instead, just tell them to "shove it down".
393** There's nothing wrong with dating a girl who openly laughed at the scene of a fatal car crash.
394** Continually being exposed to large, concentrated amounts of radiation is [[AmusingInjuries (for the most part)]] completely harmless.
395** Doesn't matter if you stalked her, sexually harassed her, assaulted her kid brother and burned down her synagogue; your ex-girlfriend will instantly forgive all of that if she finds out you work well with children.
396* ''WesternAnimation/FatAlbertAndTheCosbyKids'':
397** "Little Tough Guy": People with disabilities can still achieve great things, as long as the disability in question is relatively minor.
398** "Junk Food": Feel free to criticize your friend for putting on a few pounds when [[{{Hypocrite}} you yourself are morbidly obese.]]
399** "Soft Core": Pornography can give kids the wrong ideas about sex, such as... ummm... [[CluelessAesop We'll get back to you on that.]]
400** "The Gunslinger": Always use the right caliber bullets in your gun.
401** "Busted": Implicitly threatening kids with Main/PrisonRape is a perfectly valid method to discourage them from a life of crime.
402** "Kiss and Tell": See a doctor right away if think you might have caught an STD. Wait, you want to know how to ''avoid'' catching [=STDs?=] [[CluelessAesop Sorry, can't help you there.]]
403* ''WesternAnimation/FinalSpace'':
404** Fathers are better than mothers.
405** No matter what you do or how hard you try to do it, you will fail.
406** Even though your mother treated you like shit like neglecting you, wishing you were never born, and leaving you to fend for yourself ''as a kid'', and trying to kill you, you should still love and forgive her. Why? Because she is your mom. That's pretty much it.
407** Mothers always know best, and know better than any cosmic mechanical spider god who has seen everything.
408** You should never trust any celestial being or anyone from a godlike species, even if some of these people are truly benevolent towards you.
409** If you are in an alternate dimension where a very evil and seemingly unstoppable being resides and you have a powerful god like alien on your side who is capable of defeating that threat once and for all then do not help that person find a weakness that extremely horrifying force has and instead prioritize your own safety in leaving that dimension to leave that angry alien to fend for himself
410** Wanting revenge and trying to get revenge on any powerful being is wrong even if that being has been extremely cruel to you shows absolutely no remorse for their very wicked actions whatsoever.
411** Making incorrect assumptions about someone else and what happens to them is wrong because it is no different from lying.
412* ''WesternAnimation/FiremanSam'':
413** If you have a fire service in your neighbourhood, don't worry about being safe, because they'll always pull you out of whatever danger you've gotten yourself into.
414** "[[Recap/FiremanSamS1E2 Barn Fire]]": The best reason to invent something is out of laziness.
415** "[[Recap/FiremanSamS2E2 Sam's Day Off]]": If your niece and nephew want to spend the day with you, lock yourself in the shed for hours.
416** "[[Recap/FiremanSamS2E4 Chemistry Set]]": Seven year old boys are definitely responsible enough to be messing around with chemicals.
417** "[[Recap/FiremanSamS2E6 The Wishing Well]]": Base your entire career path on a coin you threw in a well as a kid! Worked for Sam!
418** "[[Recap/FiremanSamS4E1 Home From Rome]]": When you visit Italy, it's the law that you and your kid can only eat spaghetti.
419** "[[Recap/FiremanSamS4E2 Rich and Famous]]": Reading about a feat in the newspaper means you're required to one-up that feat.
420** "[[Recap/FiremanSamS4E4 Deep Trouble for Sam]]": Never ask your friend to help you with your garden, or they'll fall down a crevasse and nearly die.
421** "[[Recap/FiremanSamS5E3 A Real Live Wire]]": Squirrels find wires delicious!
422** "[[Recap/FiremanSamS5E11 Fit for Nothing]]": Mess with workout equipment while someone's using it! It's funny!
423** "[[Recap/FiremanSamS6E5 The New Hero Next Door]]": Having a DamselInDistress in your movie will make local sailors think they're in real danger and put themselves in danger trying to save them.
424** "[[Recap/FiremanSamS6E8 Baa Baa Baby]]": If you put a lamb in a baby carriage, every adult you run into will be stupid enough to fall for it.
425** "[[Recap/FiremanSamS6E13 The Wrong Smell]]": Don't worry about twisting your ankle, you can easily walk it off.
426** "[[Recap/FiremanSamS8E18 To Outfox a Fox]]": If you find a fox's den, the best thing to do is crawl into it.
427** "[[Recap/FiremanSamS8E19 Lily Lost and Found]]": So, you left a toddler next to a trusted adult and didn't leave until you saw her sit down to eat some lunch? You messed up, and now she's stuck out on a small bit of land while the tide is coming in! Good job!
428* ''WesternAnimation/FluffyGarden'': If somebody pulls pranks on the others, they shouldn't be helped when they really need it (e.g. finding their way back home) because they're naughty.
429* ''WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends'':
430** It's perfectly okay to be an insensitive butthead, because your best friend isn't smart enough to abandon you.
431** Despite the fact that, in this universe, imaginary friends are living, breathing, self-aware creatures just as intelligent as humans, it's perfectly acceptable to dump them on the streets to fend for themselves once you bore of them. Or come of age, whichever comes first.
432** You can do whatever the hell you want if you're quirky enough!
433** Helping others too much can cause you to go to jail.
434** “Everyone Knows It’s Bendy”: Whenever you are falsely accused of something another person did, always comes clean and “confess” to it. Attempting to clear your name and getting back at the person who framed you is hopeless as it will only make things worse for you.
435* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'':
436** YouSuck, and the only way to gain any friends is to time travel to the future.
437** If you make a monkey smart with a hat and your afraid he’ll run off, break his legs.
438** Also if you don't even try to go somewhere even remotely more interesting then where you live now you'll be there for the rest of your life where you wind up with no real friends or family and either they'll just ending up hating more over the decades, or simply abandon you leaving you forever alone with no hope of interacting with another kind living human being for the rest of your natural life.
439** Feel free to bully anyone in your workplace who is poor, makes a low wage, or is an alien who looks like a bipedal octopus/lobster. It’s fun and that person deserves that for being a lousy doctor. Don’t even worry about receiving repercussions for how you treat him because everyone hates him.
440** Invading other planets and exploring them for resources is a good thing as long as the planet who is conducting the invasion is Earth. If other planets such as Decapod 10 or Omicron Persei 8 do it, especially on Earth then [[ProtagonistCenteredMorality it’s wrong]]
441** There is nothing wrong with sexually assaulting a man if you are a a woman. Women raping men is hilarious.
442** “A Taste Of Freedom”: Standing up to your democratic government is wrong, even if you have legitimate problems with the government because if you criticize your government then you are a traitor.
443** "The Beast with a Billion Backs":
444*** If your rapist proposes to you with a pretty diamond ring, marrying them is the right thing to do. After all, they've apologized.
445*** A romantic relationship can only work between one man and one woman.
446*** Hooking up with an otherworldly creature who is dating everyone in the universe while you are still married is not considered adultery.
447*** If your lover wants you to cut contact with your closest friend, agree to do so. There's nothing creepy or suspicious about that sort of demand, [[Main/SarcasmMode not at all.]]
448** "Into the Wild Green Yonder": All living species must be protected from extinction at all costs. Except the AlwaysChaoticEvil one that is the cause of extinctions in the first place. That one can be obliterated without a second thought, even when it poses no physical harm to anyone.
449** And introducing uncounted trillions of random species ''from different planets'' into a single ecosystem will result in a perfectly balanced ecology. Even if those species died out for good reasons.
450** There's nothing wrong with murder. Just as long as Bender gets to "wet his beak".
451** If there's a possible romance between a sweet but functionally useless person and an amazingly capable but insecure person, people on both sides will take exception to it.
452** “Lrrrenconcilable Ndndifferences”: Everything bad that happens in a marriage is automatically the husband’s fault even if said husband is married to a SpoiledBrat of a wife who domestically abuses him by hitting him on the head with a frying pan and kicking him out of the house when she does not get the exact thing she wants from him. Also being a brat is good if you exhibit such behavior to your husband and because you are married to him, you are automatically entitled to everything you want from him. For husbands if they want their marriage to be stable, they must give their wives everything they want on a silver platter or else they will risk divorce.
453** "[[Recap/FuturamaS7E22LeelaAndTheGenestalk Leela and the Genestalk]]": Genetic engineering is bad, even when it's being used to end world hunger or cure someone of a severe disability. Unless of course [[Main/ProtagonistCenteredMorality that someone is you]], in which case splice away!
454** “The Impossible Stream”: To prevent SeasonalRot from occurring and to protect the public from binge watching their favorite shows to death, they should cancel the show, wait a few years, bring the show back on air, and continuously repeat the cycle.
455** “Parasites Regained”: You should not get rid of any parasites that are infesting your pet because if you do so you will disrupt the balance of the circle of life. The only parasites you are allowed to get rid of are those that are infesting other parasites.
456*** Snorting kitty litter, especially litter already being used in the litter box is a healthy thing to do because it grants you wisdom.
457** “Rage Against The Vaccine”: Voodoo is a more trustworthy and reliable method to get cures and vaccines for diseases than actual science.
458* ''WesternAnimation/{{Gargoyles}}'':
459** If you try to reach out to people, they will attempt to kill you in cold blood.
460** Revenge is a horrible cycle that will haunt you for your entire life. So make sure to never leave anyone alive!
461** The rich are utterly bloodthirsty and insane.
462* ''WesternAnimation/TheGodzillaPowerHour'': "Don't bother trying to solve problems for yourself. Just get the giant monster to do it for you."
463* ''WesternAnimation/GoofTroop'':
464** If you’re so clingy that you have NoSenseOfPersonalSpace with your loved ones, if you’re so clumsy all the time that you can turn a room into a total disaster area just by walking into it, and if you’re so thick that you’ve put yourself, your friends and your son in grave danger on numerous occasions that could have easily been avoided, don’t worry about it too much. Everyone will still love you and accept those problems as a quirky and endearing part of your personality (save for one guy, who’s a total jerk half of the time anyway), by virtue of you being the main character.
465** If your neighbor is a bully and a crook who’s already betrayed your trust multiple times in the past for his own self-gain, then he is ''exactly'' the sort of person you should want to hang out with and be best friends forever with. Going on wacky misadventures with this shady dude every other week will make your life so much more fun and exciting than it already was. You should also occasionally take parenting advice from this person. Sure, he might have a terrible track record with handling kids himself, but a broken clock is right twice a day, and you never know when he might be right on the money about something.
466* ''WesternAnimation/GreenEggsAndHam2019'': Always be willing to try new foods...except cantaloupe. Nobody likes cantaloupe.
467* ''WesternAnimation/{{Gumby}}'':
468** [[http://www.scary-crayon.com/spectare/gumby-xmas3/ "Pigeon in a Plum Tree"]]: Be a blithering idiot who constantly takes credit for other people's good ideas, and everything will somehow work out in your favor.
469** [[https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x49809v "Grub Grabber Gumby"]]: Literally stealing food from others won't get you punished. As long as you learn your lesson by having a bad dream, it's perfectly fine.
470* ''WesternAnimation/HarveyBirdmanAttorneyAtLaw'': The American Justice-System is run entirely by crazy people and it's up to the whims of those crazy people to decide if you live or die.
471* ''WesternAnimation/HazbinHotel'': [[BadIsGoodAndGoodIsBad Hell is good and Heaven is evil]]. Or at least, [[BlackAndGrayMorality Heaven is evil and Hell is neutral]].
472* ''WesternAnimation/HeroElementary'':
473** Schools have only one teacher. If you're a side character, you don't have a teacher. Sucks to suck!
474** 7-year-olds sound like young adults.
475** Civilians are stupid and require the assistance of superpowered second-graders.
476* ''WesternAnimation/HeyArnold'':
477** If you're a {{Tsundere}} who's overly passive-aggressive to your love interest while your StalkerWithACrush tendencies reaches to the point of religious fanaticism (StalkerShrine included), you can still come off as one of the most likable characters [[FreudianExcuse if mommy and daddy didn't pay enough attention to you.]] Instead everyone will hate the [[SickeninglySweet overly sweet]] GirlNextDoor.
478*** If someone's picking on you, that means they like you.
479** Bullying people and being a straight-up bitch in general is a good way to cope with having a BigScrewedUpFamily.
480** Stalking people is alright - provided you're at most 10-11 years old.
481** Consulting with a nine-year old with no medical experience for your psychological and marital problems is the best thing to do.
482** If she's bullying you? That means she likes you.
483** "Arnold Betrays Iggy": If your most embarrassing secret gets revealed to the public, always blame the SecretKeeper, even if they swear they didn't reveal it on purpose. Oh, and the only way to forgive them is to make them do the embarrassing thing themselves.
484** "Girl Trouble": Just stand there and do nothing when the NiceGuy is getting picked on, but when the NiceGuy fights back against his bully, [[AdultsAreUseless send him to detention and don't punish the bully]]. To their credit, it's {{truth in television}}.
485** “Full Moon”: You should never tattle on other people, even for serious offenses such as if you see them moon your principal. Doing so will make you an arrogant and insufferable {{Jerkass}}. Therefore don’t tell on those people and endure whatever punishment goes your way as a result. If you can’t handle those punishments then get the mooners to confess by themselves.
486** "The Beeper Queen": It's better to have a neglectful mother that's a drunkard than a neglectful mother that's a businesswoman. [[FlatWhat What?]]
487** "Helga on the Couch": Punching people is ''indeed'' TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior... even if that person is actually stalking you!
488** "Curly's Girl": Boys, force the girl of your desire in a sham relationship through blackmail. When she (justifiably) breaks up with you, then everyone will think ''she's'' the heartless harpy!
489* ''WesternAnimation/{{Imaginaria}}'':
490** "Locomotion": If you think of doing something that you know is really dangerous, and that everyone else is warning you to not do, then you should do it because everyone else is an idiot and hates having fun.
491** "Lucy & Remo": Same as "Locomotion".
492* ''WesternAnimation/InsideJob2021'':
493** "Reagan and Mychelle's Hive School Reunion": Spiking your co-worker's drink will not only lead to the bond between you growing stronger, you will also obtain HigherUnderstandingThroughDrugs.
494* ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim'':
495** Every human is an idiot, with a few exceptions, and those exceptions are mostly 10-12 year old kids.
496** If your son is obsessing over paranormal creatures and aspects on a daily, unhealthy basis, you should just shrug it off as him being insane and ignore him. For no reason should you call the Child Psychologist's headquarters or put a restraining order on him, not even when he has summoned zombies or used curses on his sister ''with your knowledge''.
497*** Bonus: Don't ''ever'' believe your son, no matter how obvious and true his claims are, no matter how solid proof (like summoning zombies), no matter how many ''years'' he has gone on and on about it. Don't believe what that nutjob says, period.
498** Female-on-male abuse is acceptable and ''hilarious!''
499** No matter how much she loathes every pore of your being, physically abuses you, threatens you to the deepest pits if hell, is self-absorbed and possibly a flat-out [[TheSociopath sociopath]], you should always save your sister because she's family. And after you have saved her skin you should let her [[UngratefulBastard continue abusing you]], because she's family. ''Love'' and ''respect'' your family, you selfish bastard!
500** If a chaos-soaked, incompetent and destructive employee of yours come back from his banishment to plead for a job, you shouldn't send him back where he's supposed to be nor tell him the truth, you should just send him away to a place which you don't know will kill him or not (but hope), but the possible outcome is his freedom. Congrats, you're possibly letting him off scot-free!
501*** And if they give you an obviously destructive robot for your mission, still believe that they are telling the truth, because they can't ''possibly'' want to get rid of you after your havoc-breaking antics that killed tons of people on your own planet, right?
502*** And if he ''survived'' when he was supposed to die and finds a place to destroy, you should just play along with it. Don't ever tell him that his mission is a lie so you can be rid of him permanently.
503** Always listen to and honor your leaders, no matter how incompetent they are.
504** If an alien shows up at your school and threatens to take over the earth, don't bother telling anyone! Everyone will think you're insane, and the alien's plans will always fail anyway.
505* ''WesternAnimation/JaneAndTheDragon'': Who cares about child labor laws? If you're a king, you can use children to perform all the royal duties in your castle, even dangerous occupations like being a blacksmith, and nobody will bat an eye!
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508[[folder:K-Q]]
509* ''WesternAnimation/KaBlam'':
510** Beat up your best friend when you're mad. It's fun!
511** The characters inside a comic book are living, sentient beings, and if you destroy a comic book you’re killing them and ending their existence.
512** ''Prometheus and Bob'': ''Series/AncientAliens'' was right all along. Humans are too stupid to invent anything without alien intervention.
513*** VHS tapes can still be playable after millions of years.
514* ''WesternAnimation/KaenaTheProphecy'': HumansAreSpecial. So if you fight against the MacGuffin that's ''draining your planet of life and genociding your people'' to create some humans, you're evil.
515* ''WesternAnimation/{{Kaijudo}}'':
516** Photoshop does not exist. Everyone on the Internet will believe everything you say, no matter how blatantly fake it is if you don't add in 50 disclaimers that you're joking.
517** Is someone treating you like a servant, constantly lying to you, and manipulating you into helping him? Shrug it off and keep working for him! [[TemptingFate What's the worst that could happen?]] Conversely, if someone that is supposed to be your teammate starts disrespecting you, bossing everyone else around, and overall is an ungrateful little scud, it's clearly ''your'' fault for not thinking about ''their'' feelings, [[AndThatsTerrible and you should be ASHAMED.]]
518** Accuse a girl of being a 'common criminal' who'll never change, even after discovering that she's been abused and mistreated for her entire life, until she proves herself to you.
519* ''WesternAnimation/KampKoral'':
520** "Sugar Squeeze": Selling crack to kids is moral.
521** "In Search of Camp Noodist": Kids should go to nudist camps.
522** "Camper Gary": Attempt to murder people's pets if they eat your tomato.
523** "Hot Pearl-tato": You can charge people money to lose babies in the forest.
524** "What About Meep?":
525*** You can never truly be yourself.
526*** Individuality is an unsatisfying experience.
527** "Squisery": Stockholm syndrome is amazing.
528** "My Fair Nobby": It's okay to cut ties with your sister and force her to reform herself, as long as it's just a prank, bro.
529** "Wise Kraken": It's cool to attempt to explode people because they like comedy.
530** "The Ho! Ho! Horror!": Beat up strangers.
531** "Help Not Wanted":
532*** It's okay to threaten to shoot a kid's dad at point blank because people like him more than you.
533*** Feeding kids chili that makes them burp and fart is an immediate way to earn respect.
534** "Camp Spirit": Ruin peoples' food [[ItAmusedMe For the Lulz]]. It's fun.
535** "Hill-Fu": If you teach someone to accomplish incredible feats, you should steal their rewards because, after all, ''you'' taught them.
536** "Sun's Out, Fun's Out": Charge people to cool down in life-threatening heat.
537** "First and Last Aid":
538*** Everything is dangerous and you should obsessively protect people from it, even if they aren't actually hurt.
539*** Razor Sharp Checkers is a safe game.
540** "Night of the Living Stench":
541*** If you're not dirty, you don't have a self-identity.
542*** Stalk and harass people because they don't want to be filthy.
543** "Camp Crossbones":
544*** Bury used diapers in a treasure chest.
545*** It's okay to hate pirates, even if you are one yourself.
546** "The Jelly Life": Living with wild animals sucks, but going back home also sucks, so it's a lose-lose situation.
547** "Lake Crashers": It's okay to attempt to murder children because you like demolition.
548** "Boo Light Special": If you let someone else run your store for a moment because you have to save children from sudden death, you are a terrible person and deserve consequences for it.
549** "Painting with Squidward":
550*** It's okay to screw up someone's art lessons for no reason.
551*** Flashing your breasts at children gives you no repercussions.
552*** Cartoons aren't art.
553*** Machine-made art doesn't count as real art unless you like it.
554** "Kamp Kow": Step in animal shit and get good luck.
555** "Helter Shelter":
556*** Nobody likes anybody enough to be sad when taken away from their friends.
557*** Someone confusing a sword for a butt scratcher is a good reason to let them boss you and your friends around.
558*** If you have to live somewhere new, reform your entire personality.
559** "Reveille Revolution": Follow your passions, especially if they aggravate everyone else in the process.
560** "The Switch Glitch": Masochism is fun and exciting.
561** "Prickly Pests":
562*** It's perfectly fine to get pests to attack everyone and destroy their belongings.
563*** Force children to fix problems ''you'' started.
564** "Are You Smarter Than a Smart Cabin?": It's wrong to want your roommates to not keep the house full of trash.
565** "Deep Sea Despot": Don't be nice to anyone or else they'll become a power-mad dictator.
566** "Regi-Hilled":
567*** It's okay to fire your butler because your tea is two degrees two cold.
568*** Go back to your abusive boss if they foot wrestle to get you back.
569** "The Perfect Camper":
570*** Being gross is deserving of applause.
571*** Don't cheat at games by making a giant golem, because if you do, it'll be self-centered and want the trophy for itself. Unless it dies, but then you'll die, too. [[SpaceWhaleAesop This is applicable to real life.]]
572** "Eye of the Hotdog":
573*** To unload old food, challenge children to eat as much of it as possible.
574*** Eating moldy food is admirable and deserving of reward.
575** "Patrick Takes the Cake": Food is made to be shared, even if nobody wants it and it's plainly inedible.
576** "The Taste of Defeat":
577*** There is nothing wrong with printing restaurant menus on roadkill and making kids touch it.
578*** It's perfectly moral to rub your feet all over food you serve to other people, and not tell them about it.
579** "Scaredy Squirrel":
580*** Finding someone "unscientific" is a valid reason to be racist towards them.
581*** If someone doesn't like your friends, repeatedly pester them and don't listen to their concerns until they give in.
582*** Even the scariest-looking people are actually nice. [[CluelessAesop Even if they kidnap children.]]
583** "Hats Off to Space":
584*** Repeatedly steal people's stuff even if you're too dumb to figure out how to use it.
585*** Two hillbilly con artists will never stop amazing you.
586** "In a Nut's Shell":
587*** The best cure for a stomach ache is to lick your armpit.
588*** If someone wants some time to themselves to relax, steal their clothes and impersonate them.
589*** Trying to avoid harmful pranks is morally wrong and everyone will gang up against you for it.
590* ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'':
591** A strong girl is a good role model... as long as she's not ''too'' strong because you suck.
592** Hard work is good...but [[HardWorkHardlyWorks you still suck]] if you aren't TheChosenOne.
593** If any part of the Earth is in danger, don't send in troops, don't send in the FBI or the authorities, send in...a teenage girl, then everything will end up okay!
594** Whether you're evil or not doesn't matter; if you're a man, you can't do anything right. Instead have your hypercompetent female companion do all the work.
595** It's normal to have a two-inch waist.
596** Even if you regularly save the world as a super-spy, [[HeroismWontPayTheBills you'll still have to take a shitty part-time job if you want any spending money]].
597** Younger siblings are annoying and older siblings are just bullies.
598** "Royal Pain:" Being popular is the only way to win an election.
599* ''WesternAnimation/KingLeonardoAndHisShortSubjects'':
600** "Tooter Turtle": Always BeYourself -- that is, don't try to do anything noteworthy with your life, ever.
601--->Your dream job is a deathtrap
602--->Just be an unemployed slob.
603--->Folks that do this
604--->Are the happiest lot.
605* ''WebAnimation/{{Kiwi}}'':
606** You will never reach your dreams, they are just sad, sad illusions hiding the fact that you are about to hit the ground. [[spoiler: Or maybe that is the real Aesop...]]
607** Only commit suicide if you can do it in an awesome way.
608** Or... if your dreams are impossible to achieve, make a cheap imitation of them in the most self-destructive way possible.
609* ''WesternAnimation/LegendsOfChima'': "Fired Up!": Highly trained soldiers with advanced weaponry can easily be outsmarted by two kids pulling HomeAloneAntics.
610* ''WesternAnimation/LetsGoLuna'':
611** If the moon comes down to Earth, you can rest easy knowing that there definitely won't be catastrophic floods everywhere.
612** Everyone in every country conveniently speaks English.
613** Australian kids don't have accents.
614* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay9FbSHe3Bg Little Lambkins]]:'' Self-destructive behavior will make all your problems go away and all your dreams come true!
615* ''WesternAnimation/LittlestPetShop2012'':
616** "Mean Isn't Your Color": It's okay to throw a destructive tantrum just because something wasn't your expectations, your friends will understand!
617** "What, Meme Worry?": If you whine and beg enough, you will get what you want.
618* ''WesternAnimation/TheLionGuard'':
619** "The Wisdom of Kongwe": Feel free to keep other people waiting at your leisure, even if you have urgent business to take care of. If they complain, pass it off as a lesson in patience.
620* ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'':
621** General: Do ''not'' '''''FUCK WITH THE WABBIT!'''''
622** "Attack of the Drones": Don't try to fight invading aliens. It'll just end up backfiring on you.
623** "WesternAnimation/CannedFeud": Causing someone to starve to death is hilarious (even if you're preventing them from having an alternative to eating ''you'').
624** "WesternAnimation/DuckAmuck": [[{{Troll}} Screwing with someone for no reason at all just to see how angry they can get is hilarious]].
625** "WesternAnimation/ElmersCandidCamera": Nature photographers are evil. Driving them insane is a good way to get them to leave you alone.
626** "WesternAnimation/HillbillyHare": Impoverished citizens of the Ozarks are fair game to mock (and still are, seeing as if this were another type of ethnic group the short would be one of the WesternAnimation/CensoredEleven).
627*** Square dancing is deadly because all the dance instructions in the songs need to be followed to the letter; whoever is singing has the ability to make the dancers kill each other.
628** "WesternAnimation/LongHairedHare": Do not break a man's banjo. You're in for a world of hurt if you do.
629*** If an opera singer doesn't like your music, go ruin their big performance.
630** "My Generation G-G-Gap": If you're afraid that your teenage daughter will get into trouble at a rock concert, you're in the wrong and deserve to be violently punished.
631** "WesternAnimation/RabbitSeasoning": Getting shot in the face is just uncomfortable and inconvenient. And hilarious.
632*** Self-preservation is selfish and wrong, and you will be punished for it.
633*** Hunters are really stupid and have no idea what species an animal is until you tell them.
634** "WesternAnimation/RabbitOfSeville": If someone runs onto a stage holding a shotgun, don't be afraid, you're in for a zany, gut-bustingly funny show.
635* ''WesternAnimation/TheLooneyTunesShow'':
636** Its okay to let your deadbeat, slacker friend live off your successes.
637** If a guy is playing hard to get, hit on his best friend instead. Even if his best friend is already dating someone else.
638* ''WesternAnimation/MakeMineFreedom'': Political freedom means not caring about wealth inequality. You think it’s unjust that some people are billionaires while others are starving? Then [[AbominationAccusationAttack that means you’re a communist and hate freedom]]!
639* ''WesternAnimation/MarthaSpeaks:'' It's okay if dogs aren't allowed in the country club trip your dog won in a phone contest! Just be dishonest and dress your dog up as your grandma and everything will be OK. And if the club owner finds out, just get on your knees and say it'll never happen again. The owner will say it's OK and start letting dogs in the club! Yay!
640* ''WesternAnimation/TheMarvelousMisadventuresOfFlapjack'': Let your young kid hang out with a creepy old man if he wants to. In fact, don't be worried at all if he hangs out with an entire town full of creepy old men. What's the worst that could happen?
641** It is bad to consume maple syrup because it makes you a drunken jerk.
642** “My Guardian Angel Is Killing Me”: Being overprotective towards other people is good even if said person is older than you and is capable of making his own decisions, even when that person gets annoyed to the point of death by it.
643** “Something’s a Miss”: Being a man and showing masculinity is inherently bad because it is dirty and it makes you look like a jerk. Being effeminate and acting girly on the other hand if you are a male is okay because it makes you innocent and look like and angel.
644** “Careful What You Fish For”: Going fishing and eating fish is morally wrong and it will make you evil… unless if you’re a whale. Also eating raw seaweed from the ocean is good for you.
645** “Low Tidings”: Being unable to face your fears and acting cowardly towards those fears makes you a bad person
646*** You are are also a horrible person if you get stage fright in a play and end up ruining it if your role forces you to face something you are afraid of. Doing this makes you more than deserving of getting coal for Christmas or being sacked by merman.
647* ''WesternAnimation/MaxAndRuby:'' It's perfectly okay for an eight year old child to hold household and take care of their younger siblings without parental supervision. So long as their grandparents pop by once in a while, Child Services won't bother.
648* ''WesternAnimation/MegasXLR'':
649** If it ain't right, smash it with your giant robot car. Also, as it turns out, in real life, chicks do not dig giant robots.
650** Spending your life playing video games will turn you into a godly {{mecha}} pilot and earth's only hope.
651** If the DMV fucks you over, completely annihilate it with your giant robot.
652** It's okay to be destructive and reckless because [[SnapBack nothing you do has any lasting consequences.]]
653* ''WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse2013'':
654** "Tapped Out": If you laugh at your "[[WithFriendsLikeThese friend]]" receiving a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown, you'll not only [[KarmaHoudini get away with it]], but even ''rewarded''!
655** "No": Don't be nice or you'll get all your belongings stolen. Don't say "no" either, or else you'll be arrested. Also, it's okay to use {{sadist}}ic violence to teach somebody something.
656** "Split Decisions": Don't ever try to calm your temper, or it will only get worse.
657** "Roughin' It": Do you want to go camping in a different way than your friends? You'll end up on the receiving end of torment and bodily harm, and frankly, you deserve it for disagreeing with them.
658** "You, Me and Fifi": Dogs can only love one person at a time, and besides, you shouldn't bother to help the one who's being attacked if the dog loves you.
659* ''WesternAnimation/MollyOfDenali'':
660** It's okay to broadcast every aspect of your life to a nationwide audience.
661** If your cousin sends you a video saying that dentists use jackhammers, you should take it at face value.
662** If you're the main character, you can win at something without practicing.
663** [[ArtisticLicenseOrnithology Raptor eggs hatch all at once]].
664* ''WesternAnimation/MoralOrel'': Don't worry about the kid who lives in a borderline abusive household with an alcoholic father and a manipulative mother/lives in a religious extremist town. He'll grow up to be perfectly well-adjusted and will have a happy family with his childhood sweetheart.
665* ''WesternAnimation/MortalKombatDefendersOfTheRealm'':
666** Jax was the fattest kid in school.
667** A belt made out of a sentient snake, a plan for domination that's interchangeable from every other antagonists' plan on the show and [[ColdHam a wimpy death wail]] are great ways to introduce one of the franchise's most serious villains.
668** Shouting "Kombat Time!" is a great way to let people know [[LetsGetDangerous you mean business.]]
669** [[WebVideo/{{Phelous}} Everybody Hates Stryker!]][[note]]And unfortunately for his fans, that's probably NotHyperbole; not only is he [[TookALevelInJerkass made into an insensitive, antagonistic jerk]]--though not anymore than the other characters--but the writers didn't even have the decency to spell his name correctly in the closing credits[[/note]]
670* ''WesternAnimation/MyLifeAsATeenageRobot'':
671** Your boyfriend deserves to feel good about himself, even if it's completely unjustified.
672** In a pinch, annoying siblings will ''always'' prove themselves useful.
673** Most high school nerds are supergenius scientists, on par with the greatest minds at NASA.
674** It is perfectly acceptable to ground and punish children who are not yours.
675** It is also okay to ground your child if he or she is in a relationship with someone whose parent is your arch nemesis and rival.
676* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyTales'': If ChangingYourselfForLove fails to get you a boyfriend, the problem is that [[Recap/MyLittlePonyTalesS1E24JustForKicks you didn't change yourself in the right way.]] Research his hobbies and interests, then change yourself according to that!
677* ''WesternAnimation/NexoKnights'':
678** Your fighting skills don't solve anything, digital magic is the only way to defeat your enemy.
679** It's okay to be a {{Jerkass}} and a rich snob as long as you fight for good. You won't ever suffer consequences for your behaviour and your friends will never turn on you.
680** You deserve to be punished for the crimes you've committed while under mind control.
681* ''WesternAnimation/OKKOLetsBeHeroes'':
682** [[SadistTeacher If your teacher constantly goes out of her way to make you miserable in a blatantly malicious manner]], they're probably just trying to help you succeed.
683** Creating a somewhat harmless weapon that merely turns it's targets into [[DemBones living skeletons]] is a horrible act that must be stopped. Running [[WelcomeToEvilMart a company that designs killer robots specifically catered to super villains]] however? That's perfectly fine.
684** [[UnfortunateImplications Gun control advocates DO want to take away your guns]]. [[AnalogyBackfire Also guns haven't been invented yet]].
685** Congress consists of one person with [[UltimateAuthorityMayor the power to shutdown any proposed invention]] ([[SkewedPriorities which raises a few questions regarding Boxmore]]). Also, said congresswoman can easily be manipulated by a random child.
686** Owning a weapon instantly sends you into a power trip, even if you were more powerful than said weapon in the first place.
687** Being a hero means anything and everything you do is perfectly justified, even breaking into highly trained facilities that have done nothing to you because you don't like their practices ('No More Pow Cards')
688* ''WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse'':
689** Teachers don't care about their students and would let them kill each other if they thought it would be entertaining.
690** Public Schools are deathtraps who stifle children's potential. That's why you should homeschool your kids.
691** Schools prioritize profit over their student's education and well-being.
692** All authority can't be trusted because they can't be trusted to keep their promises.
693** Forcing someone to take part in a dangerous mission in an even more dangerous world is okay as long as you promise to let them leave when you're done.
694** Kidnapping children is a great way to help solve their problems.
695** Sneaking sleeping pills into your friend's food, if you think they're overworking themselves, is not big deal. They might even develop superpowers.
696** Never believe in a religion. The god isn't real and the figurehead is trying to kill you all, or the god ''is'' real, but they're ''also'' trying to kill you and the figurehead is ''still'' lying about something.
697** Always remember to take fireworks with you to summer camp. You never know when [[ChekhovsGun you might need it]].
698* ''WesternAnimation/OurCartoonPresident'':
699** [[TheBadGuyWins Only bad people get what they want]], [[HumansAreMorons only stupid people have a say in anything]] and [[WorldOfJerkass even well-meaning people only MEAN well and aren't actually capable of accomplishing anything]].
700** "[[Recap/OurCartoonPresidentS1E2DisasterResponse Disaster Response]]": No one likes people suffering. As in, no one wants to look at them or touch them or help them in any way.
701** "[[Recap/OurCartoonPresidentS3E02TheEconomy The Economy]]": No one understands how the American economy works and the people who run it have no idea what they're doing.
702* ''WesternAnimation/{{Paperman}}'': Littering is acceptable if it's for love.
703* ''WesternAnimation/ThePatrickStarShow'':
704** "Bummer Jobs": Some people are too stupid to be trusted with anything worth doing.
705** "Enemies à la Mode": Be violent and destructive, because everyone else is, too.
706** "The Yard Sale": Old people are literally worthless.
707** "Squidina's Little Helper":
708*** Sometimes people will steal your entire life's work. Suck it up and don't complain.
709*** TV should only make you happy.
710** "I Smell a Pat": If you smell something bad, break peoples' private property.
711** "Survivoring": Don't go camping or you'll suffer and die.
712** "Klopnodian Heritage Festival": Make a big show of disrespecting the flag of your home country. It's all good, people will forgive you.
713** "Patrick's Alley": Kids are evil, so don't try to engage with them in any way.
714** "Super Sitters": Babies are impressionable. Make them fight.
715** "Nitwit Neighborhood News": Criminals are interesting people. Get to know them.
716** "Host-a-Palooza": Everyone sucks.
717** "Home ECCH!": You can perform surgery on people with household items.
718** "Fun & Done!":
719*** Don't have fun, ever.
720*** Candy, burgers, trucks, and Kalamazoo aren't fun.
721*** If you're supposed to tutor, but you don't know what that is, just have fun instead.
722** "The Lil' Patscals": The only way to have fun with old people is to help them conceal their illegal contraband.
723** "The Prehistoric Patrick Star Show": Life is the same shit, different day, for millions of centuries.
724** "The Patrick Show Sells Out": It doesn't matter if what you're selling is good, as long as there's nobody else to buy from.
725** "A Root Galoot": Killing houseguests is good.
726** "The Starry Awards": If you don't like what someone is doing, blow them up with a bomb.
727** "Blorpsgiving": Foreign cultures are terrifying and out to kill you.
728** "Stuntin'": Don't try to eat pickles or your grandfather will steal everything you love.
729** "Olly Olly Organ Free": If you have stomach troubles, try [[{{Malaproper}} abominable]] surgery!
730** "Get Off My Lawnie":
731*** Harass people until they give you what you want, even if you don't care about it anymore.
732*** Right as you're finally starting to enjoy something, it'll get taken away from you. This is fine.
733** "Bubble Bass Reviews": ''The Patrick Show'' is the worst show on television. Patrick Star and Squidina are the enemies of the state.
734** "Patrick's Prison Pals":
735*** Prison is the coolest place ever.
736*** The most important rule of prison is to have fun.
737** "The Patrick Show Cashes In": It's okay to sell weapons to children as long as you're making money from it.
738** "The Star Games": Hide bombs in your grandfather's skin while he's sleeping.
739** "10 & 1 Toilets": Everyone wants to wear toilet-themed clothing.
740** "Family Plotz": Crashing funerals is hilarious.
741** "The Wrath of Shmandor": If you don't like a TV show, mobilize an army to kill the person making it.
742** "There Goes the Neighborhood": Never trust your neighbors, 'cause they'll just turn out to be a bunch of tentacles connected to some weird, big alien monster.
743** "Dr. Smart Science": Astrology is for people who think coming up with their own personality is too hard.
744** "Chum Bucket List": Even if you've eaten poison, don't visit the doctor right away. Going skydiving, singing on Broadway, and fighting robots is more important.
745* ''WesternAnimation/PAWPatrol'': Don't arrest the criminal man terrorizing your town no matter what mayhem he causes; he's harmless, right?
746* ''WesternAnimation/PeppaPig'':
747** [[NarratingTheObvious Everything in life requires you to give obvious narration.]]
748** "Mister Skinny Legs": Spiders are your friends, so you should visit the next spider web and play with them.
749* ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'':
750** Trying to stop your brothers from doing dangerous and potentially harmful/inappropriate things is wrong and means you want to eradicate their imagination.
751** On the other side of the coin, if you have the ability to build gigantic constructs that could revolutionize humanity all within a summer afternoon, doing so is unsafe and therefore ''BAD''.
752** Go ahead and do whatever you want, ignore the rules, put your loved ones (and many innocent bystanders) in serious danger of getting maimed or killed, just so you can have a good time. It's okay, you won't get in trouble for any of it.
753** If you want to start a new business, but don't have any necessary materials, don't bother. Everything you need will fall from the sky.
754** If you ever want to show someone something, forget about it. It will just disappear into thin air before they can see it.
755* ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar:''
756** "Hello, Dollface:" The best woman is one who doesn't talk.
757** "It's About Time": Black holes/worm holes can be stopped by throwing the thing that caused it into them.
758** "Mental Hen": A dangerous person who is extremely intelligent cannot be stopped by anything rational. Use your sex appeal instead.
759* ''ComicStrip/{{Popeye}}'':
760** Anabolic steroids are illegal, and you should never use them. Eating spinach, despite causing the same effect, is A-OK, because, you know, it's a vegetable!
761** Or rather, ahem, an HERBAL SUPPLEMENT. (Back when Popeye was first created, "Spinach" was slang for good old marijuana--which was obviously associated with sailors by way of hemp rope, and believed, erroneously, to make you into a deranged berserker with superhuman strength.)
762** If your girlfriend will constantly lust after your mortal enemy and dump you at the drop of a hat, you should always forgive her, but only after pummeling your enemy to a pulp first. [[MurderTheHypotenuse Beating your romantic rivals to a pulp]] [[MurderIsTheBestSolution always wins the girl's affections]].
763** The episode "How Green Is My Spinach?": Spinach is the only vegetable that is good for you. Broccoli and carrots contain no nutritional value whatsoever, since they're not enough to unlock Popeye's SuperMode.
764* ''WesternAnimation/Primal2019'': Everything. Is. Trying. To. Kill. You.
765** Humans are inherently animalistic and crazy, anyone who says otherwise is just an ignorant snob.
766* ''WesternAnimation/TheProblemSolverz'': Remember, by ''causing'' more problems, you'll end up getting to solve the root of the original problem in the first place.
767** Overly bright colors and strobe effects are awesome, so feel free to use them constantly!
768* ''WesternAnimation/TheProudFamily'':
769** If you have [[WithFriendsLikeThese fake friends]], never dump them. Keep hanging with them and always act surprised when they betray you.
770** Being a {{jerkass}} is fine, and the only thing you must do if caught is apologize.
771** It's definitely okay and ''hilarious'' to [[FreudianExcuse pass on the same type of]] [[ParentalFavoritism abuse you dealt with down to your second son]], and he will always be portrayed in the wrong when he rightfully calls you out on your harsh behavior towards him.
772** Abuse is definitely ''funny'' and justified when it is female on male.
773** It's completely fine for parents to force their kids to be friends with their friends' kids even if said kids don't like each other.
774** ''NEVER'' trust Al Roker!
775** "[[Recap/TheProudFamilyS2E6HoorayForIesha Hooray for Iesha]]": The best way for people to get the friends and life they have always craved is to be as unsuccessful and unambitious as possible.
776* ''WesternAnimation/TheProudFamilyLouderAndProuder'': "[[Recap/TPFLouderAndProuderS1E7WhenYouWishUponARoker When You Wish Upon A Roker]]": Wanting to grow up and not want to deal with your overbearing and overprotective father makes you a SpoiledBrat.
777* ''Animation/{{Pucca}}'': Girls, it's perfectly acceptable to force yourself on a guy who's not interested in you; everyone will think you're adorable and support you for doing it!
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781* ''WesternAnimation/TheRaccoons'':
782** "Spring Fever!": Having a crush on an underage girl is normal behavior and the worst thing that could come from it is her saying no.
783** "Moving In!": It's selfish of you to miss your old life after moving to a new neighborhood.
784** "Endless Summer!": A prepubescent boy can have a summer job if he's qualified enough. Child labor laws? What are those?
785*** Also, if you fire an employee and then find out they didn't even do what you fired them for, don't bother to rehire them. They should be enjoying all the free time they now have.
786** "Join the Club!": Quitting smoking is as easy as seeing the consequences of if you don't quit.
787* ''WesternAnimation/RandyCunninghamNinthGradeNinja'': Don't ever hurt anyone's feelings, or else [[VillainPossessedBystander they'll be transformed into a monster and try to kill you]].
788* ''WesternAnimation/ReadyJetGo'':
789** Lying is bad, but if you're doing it to protect your friend's identity, then it's A-OK!
790** If your friends coerce you into going to space against your will, they're totally not psychopaths - they just want you to learn.
791** It's not okay to be a complete jerk and stalker, but if you have a sob story for why you act that way, all will be forgiven and you can get off scot-free!
792** "That's One Gigantic Pumpkin, Jet Propulsion!":
793*** Rushing the process of growing plants is good, and always triumphs over putting time, work, and patience into your plant. In fact, screw patience in general!
794*** It's okay to force your beliefs onto others, because they will always be wrong.
795** Only one person is allowed to have both parents. As for you, one or both of your parents will be consistently absent. Sucks to be you!
796* ''WesternAnimation/ReBoot'': Kids at home, you should not play video games. They literally are MurderSimulators. Countless civilians are killed with each game won. Great Gamers are Mass Murderers. Boy I must sound like Jack Thompson right now.
797* ''WesternAnimation/{{Recess}}'':
798** "The Bet": If you win a game, you can be an incredible jerk to those who have lost.
799** "Nobody Doesn't Like T.J": It's perfectly fine to hate someone for no good reason - especially once they give you ''actual'' good reasons to dislike them.
800** "Bonky Fever": Enjoying something [[PeripheryDemographic aimed at younger kids]] is like a drug addiction.
801* ''WesternAnimation/RegularShow'':
802** If you work hard you can get what you want out of life. However, you'll be too tired by then to enjoy it.
803** Any problem, no matter how absurd or insane, can be solved by asking the old guy whom you work with for help.
804** "Think Positive" might be the champion for this show. It goes along the lines of: "It's okay to yell at people, because if you don't, you'll destroy everything and everyone around you." To some, this may double as a BrokenAesop.
805** "It's Time": You're obligated to drop anything you've previously had planned if your friend wants to do something with you.
806** “Do Me A Solid”: You must do every single favor and solid that your friend asks you to do, including solids that are embarrassing, degrading, and ludicrous. If you refuse then you will put the whole world in jeopardy.
807** You shouldn't get pissed at your employees for continuously slacking off or screwing up simple assignments. You are just being too hard on them.
808** Physical violence against your much weaker friend is an appropriate response to rude/insensitive comments on his part.
809* ''WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow'':
810** "Man's Best Friend": '''META:''' Dogs hurting cats is entertaining. Dogs hurting humans is offensive.
811** "A Visit to Anthony": Children can't draw the line between television and reality. Even something as mundane as using the toilet or taking a bath will trigger them.
812** "Ren's Pecs": Ladies, getting implants in your chest will instantly lead to fame and fortune.
813** "Jiminy Lummox": Never get angry. Even if your roommate pinches your stuff without your permission and wrecks it. It'll be entirely your fault if they do and you'll be punished for having feelings.
814** "Ren Seeks Help": The mentally ill need to be beaten to a pulp and locked away. Even if they're trying to improve themselves.
815* ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'':
816** Atheists are bitter, cynical, nihilistic alcoholics.
817** Said bitter, cynical, nihilistic alcoholics are always in the right, and anyone who disagrees with them are either [[TheDitz idiots]] or [[StrawLoser losers]].
818** [[DumbIsGood Being nice is for stupid people]].
819** You shouldn’t help out people who are living in oppressive regimes or are in danger of ravaging their own homes and society. Attempting to do so [[AlienNonInterferenceClause will only bring about destruction, needless death, and make people hate you.]]
820** If you are a slave and are not human then trying to claim your own freedom and/or trying to get revenge on those who enslaved you is wrong and it will make you evil.
821** “Raising Gazorpazorp”: Women always know better and should be put in charge of society because men always ruin everything with their lustful and savage nature.
822*** Also, if you son is showing destructive and rebellious behavior then you should lie to him in order to keep him inside your house and keep everyone else in the neighborhood safe.
823** "Rest and Ricklaxation": Kindness is a toxic trait.
824** "The Vat of Acid Episode": Having a Save button for your personal life will turn you into a sex offender that kills all of your multiversal variants.
825** "Rickdependence Spray": The difference between horse semen and human semen can have disastrous consequences if someone gets them mixed up.
826** "Analyze Piss": You can help prevent suicide by letting creepy old men give your teenage daughter a golden shower.
827** “That’s Amorte”: Never eat spaghetti. You are a sick monster if you eat spaghetti because spaghetti comes from the guts of people who have committed suicide. Eating Salisbury steak is just as bad too.
828* ''WesternAnimation/RocketPower'':
829** "False Alarmed": So you did something bad. And a {{Jerkass}} took the fall for it. Don't confess - they won't appreciate it and ''you'' will get punished!
830** Nerds are disgusting people and shouldn't be associated with.
831* ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'':
832** Parents, go ahead and leave naive toddlers unattended in large places such as malls and plant nurseries. [[ImprobableInfantSurvival Even though they don't understand the nature of their surroundings, they're still resourceful and lucky enough to avoid any bad outcomes]].
833** ''WesternAnimation/TheRugratsMovie'': Death to the environment! [[SavageWolves Especially wolves]]!
834* ''WesternAnimation/SabrinaTheAnimatedSeries'':
835** "Upside-Down Town":
836*** If you adjust your attitude from being a JerkAss to being sweet and likeable, that is ''not'' the right thing to do. Instead, revert back to your [[RichBitch old self]], since we all know you have a HiddenHeartOfGold beneath it all.
837*** The opposite of a bully is a bard.
838** "Baby Makes Three": AdultsAreUseless and teens are able to do whatever they want... unless the lights go out, then suddenly adults are actually needed.
839* ''WesternAnimation/SagwaTheChineseSiameseCat'': Screw skilled calligraphers, just adopt some cats and train them to do the calligraphy for you!
840* ''WesternAnimation/SantaClausIsCominToTown'': Being evil makes you more powerful than when you're good.
841* ''Franchise/ScoobyDoo'':
842** Courage is for losers. If you possess some courage then you'll become so hated you'll get the trope named after [[TheScrappy you]].
843** Stealing people's food will make you a lovable comedy relief.
844** It's perfectly fine to use the most cowardly people in your group as bait to catch a dangerous criminal.
845* ''WesternAnimation/SheRaAndThePrincessesOfPower''
846** If your teenage heroine doesn't have massive tits and prominent lips, the internet will have a shitfit and denounce your show without watching it.
847** Magic is Good. Science and Religion are Evil.
848** Autism is ''super'' annoying and can be a hazard on a planetary scale.
849** "[[Recap/SheRaAndThePrincessesOfPowerS5E10ReturnToTheFrightZone Return to the Fright Zone]]": The best way to fight water is with fire.
850** Arson is fun.
851* ''WesternAnimation/SheRaPrincessOfPower'':
852** The famous sexual harassment {{P|ublicServiceAnnouncement}}SA: Yes kids, if you've been molested just go to your "parents, teacher, doctor, counselor, minister or rabbi" for help, even though chances are at least one of these people is the molester themselves. After all, only strangers molest children, it couldn't possibly be someone you're at all familiar with.
853** “My Friend, My Enemy”: Power-hungry genocidal despots still deserve to have their life saved, even though they’re just going to go right back to their evil ways afterwards, and they certainly wouldn’t rescue you were the tables turned. Don’t even imprison them after saving them, just take them back home.
854** All human and humanoid women have hourglass figures, and are predominantly white. Except for witches.
855* ''WesternAnimation/SkunkFu'': If you somehow are blessed with special abilities, whatever you do, DO NOT use them to save anyone. That makes you evil, and you'll end up punished for it.
856* ''WesternAnimation/SkylandersAcademy'':
857** "Spyromania: If the people you care about tell you to stop your search for something because it’s dangerous, don’t listen to them! Just put yourself in more danger, they will be okay with it because you found what you’re looking for.
858** "Return to Cynder": If someone makes you suffer an emotional breakdown because they didn’t know about a secret of yours, you had no part in it, it’s all their fault.
859** "Elementary, My Dear Eruptor": Being smart makes you a jerk
860** "Three Sides to Every Story": So, the person you have been suspicious of has not committed a crime you thought they have committed because of said suspicion? That means there is nothing to be suspicious of about them anymore.
861* ''WesternAnimation/SmilingFriends'':
862** The best way to deal with suicidal depression is to kill small animals in the most horrific ways possible.
863* ''WesternAnimation/TheSmurfs1981'':
864** "The Smurfette": Unless you're a pretty blonde, you're evil.
865*** A monogendered race of asexuals will suddenly become heterosexual with the introduction of a female.
866** "A Hug For Grouchy": If you're a grouchy Smurf that does not like being touched, you don't deserve to have your rights respected on Hug-A-Smurf Day because everyone gets a hug, whether they want one or not.
867*** Sexual harassment is okay if it is part of a holiday tradition.
868** "Tattle Tail Smurfs": If you know someone did something wrong, you shouldn't say anything, or else it's tattling.
869** "Once in a Blue Moon": If you receive a mysterious letter from someone you don't know telling you to give them your newborn baby, you'd better comply. Maybe if this stranger takes enough pity on you, they'll allow you to keep the baby.
870** "Happy Unhappiness Day To You": Being miserable will save your life.
871** Nearly any time Brainy Smurf is on screen: It's a-okay to beat up annoying nerds who talk too much.
872* ''WesternAnimation/SolarOpposites'':
873** “The Apple Pencil Pro”: Torturing a pig and framing others for the act is good if the scapegoats are not human and have done something wrong towards you such as mutating your hands or furniture or turning your house into gingerbread. It is also good to torture these non humans in public with bullet ants even if they are innocent, have been tormented in prison, and even if the torture takes place in America.
874** Abducting people and placing them behind a massive wall is good if they are adults but if you do it to a kid then it’s wrong.
875** “Hululand”: If someone’s kids are abducting people and the parents do not know about it then you should punish the whole family even if said parents are unaware of the abductions their kids are committing. It is also okay to point guns and threaten them and beat them up.
876** “The Fog Of Pupa”: It is not okay for parents to be eccentric, fun loving, and weird because it causes their kids to become rebellious spoiled brats who shoplift from stores. Parents should become boring and have very boring jobs to reform their child’s behavior.
877* ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom'':
878** "Just A Guy": Calling a guy "a guy" or people "people" is an insensitive and atrocious act.
879* ''WesternAnimation/StarVsTheForcesOfEvil'':
880** All you need to defend yourself against evil forces is a magic wand which you're amateurishly bad at using.
881** Entrusting a wand to your daughter who has never had previous experience with magic or any training at all under supervision, and should practice it on her own in a world where magic belongs in fairytales, is perfectly safe.
882** A quirky girl using magic on everyone and everything is perfectly normal and not weird at all.
883** You have no right to get upset if an uninvited stranger walks into a party and steals a dance meant to bind your soul with your date's while you're occupied.
884** You should blow somebody up [[{{Nepotism}} if they treated your family]] like crap, even if they're a member of a mistreated group.
885** There's absolutely nothing wrong with pining for your best friend while you're currently dating somebody else. Not only will your boyfriend/girlfriend be totally cool with it, they'll even encourage you to hook up with your friend.
886** Judging other people because they're different is ''wrong''... That is unless they're Pie Folk. All Pie Folk are evil two-faced thieves and scam artists!
887** If you are best friends of the opposite sex, you WILL fall in love with each other.
888** Series Finale: The way to take down a tyrannical enemy is to commit genocide on your own people.
889*** Committing genocide to prevent a bigger genocide is perfectly okay.
890** You should tolerate other people and cultures. Even if said people have a known history of killing and eating your own people and having no guilt over it.
891** Magical Beings will NEVER peacefully co-exist with monsters and accept them for who they are so wipe all the magical beings out even though these beings look like monsters.
892** Magic is to blame for all the problems in the world. It is inherently evil because it causes people to become racist. Therefore you should destroy magic in order to bring in equality, peace, and tolerance to the world.
893** Oppressed minorities should just shut up and accept being under the bootheel of violent idiots, lest they be smacked down with genocide.
894* ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheBadBatch'': "Rescue on Ryloth": If your initial plan fails, do something really dangerous with no preparation or consultation with the rest of your group, and it’s okay as long as it works out in the end.
895* ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars'':
896** Is the apprentice to whom you are a mentor, commanding officer and a father figure giving you back talk, undermining your authority, charging into battle without listening to you or just plain blatantly disobeying your direct orders? Don't discipline her! She is always, always, ''always'', absolutely right in every conceivable way and you're a jerk for doubting her!
897** Warping the Warp: Don't ''ever'' listen to someone who ranks below you in any way. You're the only one who should make decisions even if your apprentice has a point.
898** Furthermore, if you have someone who may be guilty of murders based only on circumstantial evidence, like [[spoiler: Ahsoka]] in series 5, ''never'' use {{Telepathy}} to determine her innocence. Circumstantial evidence is totally fine.
899** If someone offers you a position of power with the balance of the Force itself at stake, don't worry-it's totally fine to refuse, because going back to your wife is far more important.
900* ''WesternAnimation/TheStorykeepers'':
901** Emperor Nero really set Rome on fire. And his only hobbies ever were executing Christians and getting worshipped as a god. And well, he had a terrible singing voice. And was a dwarf with red shades under his eyes.
902* ''WesternAnimation/StrawberryShortcake'':
903** A bunch of preteen girls ([[TheOneGuy and one boy]]) are perfectly capable of running their own [[SugarBowl syrupy sweet society]] without any problems.
904** '''2009 series:''' If your friend lost an instrument she was going to play in a talent show you are also competing in, don’t help her find it. Instead, invite her to help with ''your'' talent act. If you have a chance to reduce your competition, ''take it''.
905* ''WesternAnimation/StreetFighter'':
906** Even if characters from your latest game are shoehorned into the opening credits, it's no indication that they'll be named in said credits or even germane to most of your plotlines.
907** The sounds of trumpets always can be heard at your most triumphant of moments.
908** Just because a maniac killed your father doesn't mean you get to whine about it or hold a grudge against them for the rest of your life.
909* ''WesternAnimation/SuperNoobs'':
910** If you get special powers from someone that you should use them to make your life much easier, which includes taking things from other people, impersonating other people, and disregarding collateral damage when trying to stop crime.
911** It is perfectly fine to not let your parents attend important events in school such as parent teacher conferences and career nights. If you think your grades are low, constantly get in trouble in school, or think that your parents have lame careers then hire someone else to impersonate your parents.
912** “License To Noob”: Hey kids, you wanna drive a car? Then go ahead and drive a car or even better a plane or spaceship and ignore all the laws attached to them. If the police get in your way then wreck their vehicles. Any crimes you commit, you should frame your parents or any adult who entrusted you with their vehicle. They have all the money so they should pay the fines on the tickets as well as any damage done to the vehicles through your joyride.
913** “A Noob Divided Cannot Noob”. If someone you know has a sleepwalking problem then you should get angry at them and and stop being friend with them. You should not figure out what is causing the problem to happen
914*** Also, you don’t have to resolve your fights or apologize. You should let other people resolve the fights for you.
915** “The Noob Trap”: The best way to get a bickering couple who are on the verge of divorce to reconcile is to infest their house with loads of bugs and get them both into a tent outside.
916** “Noob 4 Mayor”: Running for office in a democratic government is a bad idea. Politics do nothing but destroy your friendships.
917* ''WesternAnimation/TangledTheSeries'':
918** "Challenge of The Brave" has one for everyone.
919** If someone's crushing your dreams unintentionally, don't tell them this to their face. Instead, lie to them, and try to scare them off. If that doesn't work, get somebody/something else to scare them off. If ''that'' doesn't work, sabotage them, and nearly put them in traction. [[RuleOfThree And if]] ''[[RuleOfThree THAT]]'' [[RuleOfThree doesn't work,]] only ''then'' explain why it means to much to you. You ''totally'' won't look like a self-absorbed dick!
920** You can upstage somebody in a contest, humiliate them by perfecting what they've been training for ''for years'', and get them to lose as long as you apologize and give them the trophy afterwords.
921** Screw doing things the fastest way! Make your attempts to get in somewhere as difficult as possible, despite the fact you could sneak in [[ForgotAboutHisPowers easily with your skills!]]
922** Run around in public with bare feet as much as you like! No one will view you as a stupid, immature idiot for doing so, especially if you're a princess.
923** Never, ever think about cutting loose a former friend who's grown incredibly toxic and abusive. Give them an endless amount of chances to be your friend again, even after they've destroyed your home, attacked your friends with intent to kill, enslaved people, chose a blatantly ill-intentioned stranger over you, and tried to personally murder you out of spite several times. If you hold out long enough and weather through their abuse, reconciliation will come. However, you are allowed to give up on a former friend who used you once for an opportunity to save the only family member they have left, and you don't have to care about the fact that they're a minor who was left alone for months, whom you yourself never bothered to check on.
924* ''WesternAnimation/TeachersPet'': Do you feel like something that differs from what you were born as? Too bad. Don't transition. Something will go wrong, you'll look awful, and you'll ruin all of your relationships by being that way.
925* ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGo'':
926** You should go along with your friends' increasingly nonsensical antics instead of forcing them to actually take their jobs seriously.
927*** Making ''them'' go along with ''your'' increasingly nonsensical antics, on the other hand, means you're a short-tempered egomaniac with a stick up his ass.
928** "Multiple Trick Pony": Believing in yourself means cheating to win a race.
929** "Head Fruit": Never gain any knowledge or a tree will grow from your ear.
930** "Truth, Justice, and What?": Pizza brings a group together.
931** "Hey You, Don't Forget about Me in Your Memory": High school stereotypes are important in life.
932** "Black Friday": [[RetailRiot Black Friday]] is a wonderful time.
933** "[=BBB=]Day!": Only celebrate your friend's birthday party, [[{{Jerkass}} not because you care about him]], but because you must prevent him from rapidly changing from a baby, to a middle-aged adult, to an senior citizen.
934** "Hot Garbage": Garbage is valuable. Never throw it away.
935** "The Return of Slade": Only kids should enjoy kiddie things like clowns. If you're older and do the same, then you need to grow up and enjoy stuff around your demographic.
936** “Let’s Get Serious”: You should alway be silly and comedic because being serious makes you a dumb and vindictive moron.
937* ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2003'': "[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaturtles2003S1E19TalesOfLeo Tales of Leo]]": Your child is suffering from a fear of heights? Pretend to be in danger of falling! This will force your kid to try to save you which will also conquer his fear and will in no way backfire.
938** Even if you're the family [[ButtMonkey Butt Monkey]], you should never be proud or excited about what few achievements you have. You'll only become a nuisance to everyone around you.
939** [[WesternAnimation/TurtlesForever It's okay to make fun of people just because they're not as "serious" as you are.]]
940* ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012'':
941** General:
942*** If you value revenge and hatred over peace, family and the world, you just might become a rich leader with {{Undying Loyal|ty}} minions. If you value peace, justice and forgiveness, you'll become a homeless vagrant living in the sewers.
943*** Mercy and forgiveness is wasted on people who mistake it for pity.
944** "[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S3E2AFootTooBig A Foot Too Big]]": If there is a boy who's advances make you uncomfortable, don't just ''tell'' them. Be aloof and vague and pretend not to notice. If they take the hint, fan those flames. Because after all, stringing them along is so much fun!
945** "[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaturtles2012S3E5DreamBeavers Dream Beavers]]": If you think that there is something evil and destructive threatening the human race... eh, whatever. The problem is probably a lot bigger in your head than in real life and you shouldn't worry about it.
946** "[[Recap/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012S4E17TheInsectaTrifecta The Insectra Trifecta]]": If you have a team-member that is constantly walking out on your team whenever things don't go their way, it's ''your'' fault for calling them out on it.
947* ''WesternAnimation/{{ThunderCats 2011}}'':
948** Don't worry if you're still too young and arrogant to take on a position of leadership. If you can wield a magic sword, people will follow you.
949** "Song of the Petalars": "Retreat is cowardice."
950** "The Duelist and the Drifter": "Don't depend on the awesomeness of your sword, depend on your [[PowerCopying spontaneously generated]] superpowers."
951* ''WesternAnimation/TimeSquad'':
952** Being a famous figure in history means that your fate is already written out for you and that you have to do exactly what the history books say about you. Any deviance from this will result in you getting in trouble with the Time Police.
953** Drinking tea is for wimps. If you want to get manly and strong then ditch the tea and go straight to coffee.
954** Making you wife jealous over reconnecting with an old friend makes you deserving of being ExiledToTheCouch
955* ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures'':
956** "Born to be Riled": Impersonating others and making fun of them is just fine, at least until you start making fun of your friends, only then does it cross the line and become wrong.
957** "Prom-ise Her Anything": If someone asks you to the prom you ''have'' to go with them, even if you don't want to, no matter how much they [[Main/StalkingIsLove stalk you and ignore when you say no]], or else you're a horrible person. Alternately, [[Main/StalkingIsFunnyIfItIsFemaleAfterMale if a stalker is female she is automatically the sympathetic party]], and if the male rejects her he is in the wrong. Obviously if [[Main/DoubleStandard the genders were reversed]] it'd be totally different.
958** If a character is hated by the fans but loved by the writers, then they (and their family) should be shoehorned into every plot and given attention and sympathy by the barrel full. Conversely, if a character is loved by the fans but hated by the writers, then they should be mistreated and abused at every turn. ''And their fans should be teased or mocked for liking them so much.''
959* ''Franchise/TomAndJerry'':
960** Remember kids, vermin who invade your house and eat all your food are really just [[WhatMeasureIsANonCute cute]], innocent creatures, and [[CatsAreMean your cat is just a big bully]].
961** Violence against cats is hilarious.
962** It is okay to steal food if you look cute and loveable while doing it.
963** It's okay to torture someone who's done nothing to you, as long as you don't like them
964** No need to lock up your knives, axes, power tools, firearms, etc. The only damage they cause are some AmusingInjuries that you'll immediately recover from.
965** ''Heavenly Puss'': Whether or not you go to Hell depends entirely on whether or not those you wronged in life will forgive you. Let that settle in for a couple minutes.
966** ''The Truce Hurts'': Don't even try making peace with your enemies, as you'll just end up fighting over something minor and start hating each other again.
967* ''WesternAnimation/TomGoesToTheMayor'':
968** You shouldn’t bother trying to propose your ideas to help your town. They’ll probably get screwed over and backfire horribly.
969** It’s okay to refer to a man with dwarfism as “it”.
970** There’s nothing wrong with the fact that you’re having an AwfulWeddedLife with a sucky lady as long as you’re optimistic about it.
971** Rats Off To Ya!: If you’re trying to get help because a large company plagiarized your work or product, you’re a whiny sourpuss that’s trying to ruin the Christmas spirit in the area.
972** Step-families aren’t real families
973* ''WesternAnimation/TotallySpies'': Girls can kick ass just like the boys! Just, you know, as long as all their spy gadgets are shaped like cosmetics and they don't break a nail.
974** "Passion Patties": You should be alright with how your body looks... unless you're fat. If you're fat it's obvious you have an addiction.
975* ''Franchise/{{Transformers}}'':
976** [[ParanoiaFuel Everything around you mechanical could be an alien bent on killing you and everyone you know and love.]]
977** If you had a doppelganger, race with them.
978** When a conflict you have nothing to do with suddenly drops onto your world, your only hope for survival is to immediately run to the less aggressive side of the war and beg them for protection.
979** Meta: Depicting a specific part of the world/ethnicity as terrorists is all fine and good, but the thought of boys playing with ''pink'' robots? Unacceptable!
980* ''WesternAnimation/TransformersAnimated'':
981** Always be a complete [[{{Jerkass}} ass]] to people. No matter how many times [[UngratefulBastard they help you out,]] [[KarmaHoudini even when you deserve what's coming to you,]] keep treating them like garbage. Adding in a bit of [[FantasticRacism racism]] helps, too! You'll one day become the leader. Otherwise, you'll become a [[AlmightyJanitor glorified janitor]] who leads a squad of losers.
982** Being a hero will get you killed.
983* ''WesternAnimation/TransformersPrime'':
984** '''Meta:''' Crazy, megalomaniac dictators hellbound for universal domination? Meh, [[DracoInLeatherPants they're innocent enough, they had rough lives.]] Bratty teenage girl that's selfish and rude? [[RonTheDeatheater PURE EVIL!]] [[DisproportionateRetribution SHE MUST DIE!]]
985** Go and fulfill your adrenaline junkie desires by running, unarmed and unprotected, into a middle of a warzone. The armies of the good guys sure as hell won't chew you out when they save your dumb ass and they sure as hell won't prevent you from making the same mistake ''multiple times''.
986** Leadership, strength and wisdom is earned through the passing of a {{MacGuffin}} and you become a perfect MessianicArchetype who can do no wrong, and anyone who criticizes you is foolish to do so.
987** Keep offering mercy to the leader of the enemy army, because he was your best friend. It's totally okay to brutally slice and dice his mooks, though.
988*** Bonus points are given if you tell your own subordinates that killing other life forms, even if they are part of a brutal, evil army, is wrong -- even if you slice up and blast a hell of a ton of mooks yourself.
989** You're a good commander if you enforce protocol but don't actually keep the morale of your troops up.
990** If you're the KidAppealCharacter, expect TheLeader to choose you as their successor -- never mind the more suitable candidates that are more prepared for the job.
991* ''WesternAnimation/TrippingTheRift'':
992** “Miss Galaxy 5000”: Am acceptable way to cheat at beauty pageants is to push your opponent off the stage and get her injured when she has already won.
993** “Sidewalk Soiler”: Don’t even think about spitting your gum out on the street. It is a crime worse than murder and you do that or litter, then you deserve the death penalty.
994** “Creaturepalooza”: Selfish people are bona-fuse experts on how to survive in dangerous conditions
995*** Also, if you want to teach a person to be kind and not be selfish, then place a parasite in their body and refuse to remove it until they go to a very dangerous place to perform a task there.
996* ''WesternAnimation/{{Trollhunters}}''
997** General:
998*** Learning to accept one's differences is important... unless you're a filthy half-breed! Never trust half-breeds!
999*** Trust no one! Anyone could be a killer monster in disguise, ''including the neighbor's baby!'' The only safe thing to do it throw a horseshoe at it.
1000*** ItSucksToBeTheChosenOne.
1001** "[[Recap/TrollhuntersS3E4SoImDatingASorceress So I'm Dating a Sorceress]]": All friends are good for is psyching you out.
1002* ''WesternAnimation/TwasTheNightBeforeChristmas'':
1003** Don't bother trying to ask how the world around you works. It's much better to just make shit around.
1004** Skeptical people are jerks.
1005** Atheism will be punished.
1006* ''WesternAnimation/{{Velma}}'':
1007** Pointing out how lame a trope is makes it okay when ''you'' do it.
1008** Being sarcastic is worse than murder.
1009** Being HollywoodHomely is worse than acting like a slut, even if the former would keep you safe from a SerialKiller.
1010** People only care about people who conform to very specific arbitrary beauty standards and will rub it in your face if you don't.
1011** It's okay to kiss someone while they're having a panic attack.
1012** If you spoil and pamper your son to the point where he grows up to be a useless {{Manchild}} who is unable to run your company, that's ''his'' fault, not yours. [[spoiler: So feel free to kill all those women and scoop out their brains until you find one suitable enough to have your son's brain replaced with; that way, he'll be more competent and you won't have to question your own bad parenting skills ever again.]]
1013** It is perfectly acceptable to twerk over a person’s corpse in front of her child if that person turned out to be a serial killer.
1014** Men setting up beauty standards for women are horrible. Women though? Laugh at all the men's tiny dongs. It might hurt their feelings? Meh, who cares, they're white anyway.
1015** White people suck. They suck forever til the end of time. There's nothing redeeming about them at all. They can never amount to anything because of their complexion. It's not like there has ever been oppressed white nationalities in the history of mankind or anything. They're the root to all evil and that's final.
1016* ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBros'':
1017** [[ThisLoserIsYou You suck, you suck you suck you suck everyone sucks!]]
1018** No matter what you do in life (earn a masters degree in college, gain super powers, invent gadgets beyond anything in RealLife science) you will never get any real respect from ''anyone...Ever'' and will continue to be treated as a failure. Also you may never get any real money earning jobs from your achievement(s) either.
1019*** Any wrong you may have done at any point in your life (including ''infancy'') will eat at you to the point of mentally or socially effecting you and will not go away until you come clean with what you did. And even then, even if you tell anyone about it they might not make you feel better about or they'll make it worse.
1020** This is a world run by losers and crazy people. The rest of us just live in it.
1021* ''WesternAnimation/VoltronLegendaryDefender'':
1022** Sure, the hot girl you're crushing on [[LastOfHisKind had her entire planet and species annihilated,]] [[DarkAndTroubledPast has oceans of PTSD, and was forced to murder her own father by proxy,]] but has she thought about ''your'' feelings? [[HashtagForLaughs #[=NotAllGalra=]!]]
1023** Beating up a teenage boy is the best way to get him to appreciate his heritage.
1024** Get over your mental issues or you're weak.
1025** [[ParanoiaFuel Your siblings don't actually want to help you, and they're going to have you arrested by your oppressors]] if you step one ''toe'' out of line.
1026** If you're a fat guy, prepare to have your skills tested literally only when you're around food.
1027** Being too nice and caring about others will turn you into [[GodwinsLaw a fascist.]]
1028** A relationship in which one person is completely dedicated and the other is just thinking about it as a way to move on from her [[ManipulativeBastard Manipulative Bastard]] ex-boyfriend is a perfectly healthy relationship.
1029** If your [[BigBrotherMentor Big Brother Mentor]] just disappeared and you're already an emotionally unstable person as it is, you're the perfect candidate to lead a team that the fate of the universe depends on, simply because his giant black robot cat said you should. However, if his evil clone proceeds to come back alive, you should give him his job and abandon your friends completely.
1030* ''WesternAnimation/WallaceAndGromit'':
1031** The most responsible member of any family is the dog.
1032** If you screw anything up just have your dog fix it.
1033* ''WesternAnimation/TheWorldOfDavidTheGnome'':
1034** “The Mountains of Beyond”: All trees are dead gnomes.
1035*** You should enter a suicide pact with your significant other and carry it out before you both get too old and decrepit.
1036*** Don’t worry about any grieving friends or loved ones you’ll leave behind, they’ll immediately get girlfriends and be fine.
1037** "The Pond in the Forest": Drowning your foes is hilarious, because they're AlwaysChaoticEvil anyway.
1038** "Three Wishes": The proper way to reward someone for saving your wife's life is to screw with their minds and make sure they end up in prison.
1039* ''WesternAnimation/{{Witch}}'':
1040** A group of teenage girls are more qualified to handle [[SaveBothWorlds saving both worlds]] than skilled warriors from the world their powers originate from.
1041** A young girl has gone missing? Screw getting information and evidence yourself, believe everything a random kid tells you and accuse a bunch of other random girls of killing her despite them having zero ill-will towards her! It's not like she was last seen spending a lot of time [[StrangerDanger around a grown man whom she'd recently met,]] it's [[InsaneTrollLogic clearly the red-haired girl that yells at her calculator]] that's evil!
1042* ''WesternAnimation/XavierRiddleAndTheSecretMuseum'':
1043** Slave-owners (George Washington), ethnic cleansers (Golda Meir), and overall racists (Winston Churchill) make great role models for kids.
1044** Someone not liking your red coat is the same thing as racism.
1045** It's okay to force your anxious friend who easily gets motion-sickness to travel through time.
1046** Kids can have beards.
1047** Parents don't have faces.
1048* ''WesternAnimation/XiaolinShowdown'':
1049** It's perfectly okay to take preteens from their families to a remote temple in China and teach them martial arts.
1050** It is equally okay to send these same kids out to fight the forces of evil all around the world, even after only a day or so of training.
1051** If the enemy is annoying enough, it is perfectly acceptable to beat them up for fun. Trying to befriend them is crazy. Even if they sincerely turn good, they should be rejected. Feel free to call it "your hobby." Stealing their clothes and ripping out their hair is also A-Okay! If magical means turn them into the epitome of good, they will be even more annoying then before and you should change them back so you won't feel even the smallest hint of guilt as you continue to beat them up.
1052** If you're billed as the main character, you're ''not'' TheChosenOne. That's because you look like [[Anime/DragonBallZ Krillin]] and therefore share the [[OvershadowedByAwesome same luck]] as him. And if you can't handle the truth, mess with magical artifacts that either turn you evil or freeze you for 85 years!
1053** If you ever learn how to rid the world of evil permanently, you should ''never'' do it. If you do, it will turn out that an evil person was actually manipulating you into [[OhCrap destroying goodness forever instead]].
1054** Legumes are evil incarnate.
1055** All cats (both big and small) are evil and all heroes hate them.
1056* ''WesternAnimation/XMenEvolution'':
1057** Remember guys, if you suddenly develop a crush on a girl, act like a creepy jealous stalker, try to reveal their biggest secret, nearly get them killed from a riot YOU caused and then save them at the last minute, they'll forget everything you did and start dating you.
1058** Alternatively, if someone whose like a little sister to you starts dating someone you ''know'' is bad news, and has tried to ''kill'' you and her in the past, show them nothing but trust and kindness, even when they act as suspicious or lazy as possible, because otherwise people will think you're a bossy jerk who needs to die.
1059** Don't get torn between two guys, people will think you're a WHORE!
1060** Act as sociopathic and egocentric as possible, and date multiple girls at the same time; people will think you're hot for it.
1061** Don't have a stupid haircut or a rivalry with someone who betrayed you beyond reason; people will think you're a complete idiot.
1062** If you're a bullying jerk, pretend to be nice to get a girlfriend, maybe do one or two good deeds, women will forget/deny you were anything but a perfectly pure cutie who just got misunderstood.
1063** If you have a talent that others don't, do not try to test it to its full potential. Giant, bloodthirsty reptiles from HELL will come to eat your face.
1064* ''WesternAnimation/WanderOverYonder'':
1065** If you are in a perfect position to punish someone [[OmnicidalManiac who literally just committed omnicide,]] forgive her! [[NoSympathyForGrudgeholders You are a bad person if you think that mass murderers should be punished with anything worse than public humiliation.]]
1066** ''Every'' person has a good, redeeming quality in them. True sociopathy is an illusion.
1067** Go ahead, [[GalacticConqueror take over]]/[[PlanetDestroyer destroy]] as many planets as you want. It's not like anyone will try and stop you (aside from an orange hillbilly who just wants to be your friend).
1068*** In fact, [[VillainCred conquering planets is just a huge game anyways]]! Who cares if a few innocent lives are lost?
1069** If someone hates you to the point of wanting you dead [[BullyingADragon you should continue pestering them]]. Nothing bad could come out of that... Heck, they might even become your friend.
1070* ''WesternAnimation/YoungJustice2010'':
1071** Diving headfirst into a ridiculously dangerous situation is a good way to convince your elders to see you as an adult.
1072** ChildSoldiers are the perfect secret weapon. Send them out to fight the worst of the worst and be amazed at how they solve all your problems for you.
1073** If you have serious personal issues about your [[DoubleStandardRapeSciFi cloned child-by-proxy-rape]], then you're being an unreasonable asshole.
1074** A boy with two Dads will eventually abuse drugs.
1075** There's nothing creepy at all about someone confirmed to be in their 40s dating someone less than a year old!
1076** Everything you do in an attempt to fight will only play right into their hands. ''Everything''.
1077** MindRape is wrong. [[BrainwashingForTheGreaterGood Unless you use it against bad guys]], in which case, go nuts.
1078** Do not let your allies in on your plan, even if said plan involves making one of your major teammates a FakeDefector and faking the death of one of your closest friends. Also your teammates and friends will quickly forgive you once you reveal said plan to them.
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