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3'''Web Original Round. Just go. I'll be back after taking a cough drop.'''
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11* ''Website/FourChan'':
12** Furry art is more morally reprehensible than rape porn and child porn.
13** You are not morally responsible for anything you do [[WhatYouAreInTheDark if other people do not know that you're the one doing it]].
14* Anachronauts: It's okay to break the rules and be a busybody, as long as you do it for the right reasons. (That one's near verbatim.)
15* ''Website/{{Bogleech}}'': Parasites deserve the same respect as other animals, unless it's an animal you hate ([[Webcomic/AwfulHospital like dolphins]]), in which case their [[{{Chestburster}} parasitic reproductive methods]] will reinforce what vile creatures they are.
16* ''Buzzfeed'':
17** Brainless listicles about pop culture are SeriousBusiness.
18** Women, [[WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}} being a war hero who brought an entire empire to their knees and single handily saving your country]] is not as inspiring as being a lawyer!
19** If you want to draw a woman realistically, make her fat. [[EskimosArentReal Skinny women are a myth]].
20** Short-term gains are superior to long-term profitability.
21* Website/{{Cracked}}:
22** Can't beat [[Magazine/{{Mad}} the competitors]]? Don't worry, after they finally force you out of the competition you can succeed at doing something completely different, then smugly act like you finally beat them.
23** Using the word "mind-blowing" really grabs people's attentions!
24** Reading surprising information will ''literally'' cause your head to explode.
25** Article titles don't have to be accurate to the content of the article in question.
26** David Wong: The wicked are incapable of redemption because they [[BlueAndOrangeMorality honestly believe that what they're doing is right]]. For this reason, [[ViolenceReallyIsTheAnswer everyone who disagrees with you must die]].
27*** [[Theatre/GlengarryGlenRoss Greedy, selfish, and amoral capitalists]] are the paragons of virtues.
28*** If you're not attracted to women (even if you're gay, asexual, or even a straight woman), you will never accomplish anything of note.
29** True feminists believe that women are perfect and deserve more than men, who are evil, horny and stupid.
30*** All forms of fiction are misogynistic and you're evil if you enjoy them.
31** You are dumb. You will never be as successful as anyone else. Anyone who aims to be otherwise is clearly an idiot.
32** Unrelated pictures with funny captions are the best way to get your point across.
33** Any form of societal problems or bigotry can be fully explained with 5 simple points.
34** [[CowboyBebopAtHisComputer Don't do any research]] if it increases humor.
35** Racism is bad! Unless it's towards Australians and [[AllAnimeIsNaughtyTentacles Japanese]], the former because of said racism!
36* {{Creepypasta}}:
37** Digital piracy will save your life.
38** [[WebVideo/BenDrowned Garage sellers are never to be trusted]].
39** The color red automatically makes anything scary.
40** A kichen knife is an efficient enough tool to kill all of the police during a raid.
41** Video games cause violence. And TV. And Paintings. All media causes violence, including this aesop.
42** Children's entertainers are EVIL!
43* "[[Webcomic/{{Sonichu}} CWCiki]]: Stalking, catfishing, extorting, hacking, etc? It's alright to do it - it's Chris Chan. Chris is a dozen and a half acceptable targets rolled into one.
44* Website/DarwinAwards:
45** Do not ever try to fix ''anything'', and ''never'' try a new activity or hobby. Either way, you'll die a horrific death.
46** The best way to prolong your death is to have an impossibly high IQ, [[BlatantLies because even the smartest people never make mistakes]]!
47** We promote everything that UsefulNotes/CharlesDarwin stood for. Were you asleep in biology class when they went over his belief that HumansAreMorons?
48* Blog/DasSporking: If a fictional protagonist does anything even slightly unheroic, even if it’s nothing more than being [[InnocentlyInsensitive unintentionally mean]] to someone, then they’re a [[DesignatedHero horrible person]] who represents everything wrong with the world and [[LackOfEmpathy doesn’t care for the feelings or welfare of anyone but themselves]]. And that’s just if the character is ''intentionally'' written as an AntiHero. If the writer wanted them to be a pure hero and they lack any social graces, then the ''writer'' is a horrible person who thinks [[ProtagonistCenteredMorality kicking puppies is okay if done by their own side]], and their work deserves nothing but vitriol and scorn. And if a fictional character is pure, [[AllLovingHero loves everyone]], and [[LovedByAll everyone loves them back]], then [[MarySue the character is too perfect to be allowed to exist or even relatable]], so the work still sucks and the writer ''still'' is worthy of only derision and scorn.
49* Platform/DeviantArt: Yellow aliens are fair game to mock.
50** You can only draw {{anime}}; or anthro art if you want to be successful.
51** Nude women with maggots crawling in an out of every orifice is art.
52*** If something has hot naked woman and a sex-related subject, [[ItsNotPornItsArt it's automatically art]].
53** If your art isn't fandom-related or has at least 1 fetish, no one will care to look at it.
54** Prior to [=DreamUp=], using art generators made you an artist of high skill. After [=DreamUp=], posting [=AI=] art is just as morally reprehensible as murder.
55** "Best/Worst Mothers/Fathers memes: Good parents should be judged by how lenient or "cool" they are. Bad parents are parents act too overprotective or annoying or with any character flaw that doesn't relate to their brand of parenting.
56** And if you're a member of the site: Even if you can prove that the majority of art on the website is actually art and not just creepy fan-nudity-stuff, trying to do so makes you their sympathizer.
57** Quantity over Quality.
58** The lesson to take away from all this is: {{Fetish}}es deserve to be shamed and purged from existence.
59* Encyclopedia Dramatica: Everything should be exposed to criticism - and by that we mean everyone should regularly be insulted. If you post something the internet deems cringeworthy, you deserve to be ceaselessy mocked for it, have a record made of everything wrong with you, and have your name be used as a warning for future generations. Don't like it? Here's some gore pics.
60* Blog/EquestriaDaily: There's [[BlatantLies absolutely no conflict within the Brony fandom]]. If anyone actually dislikes an episode of ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', they're a very small, insignificant minority. And everyone loves the ''WesternAnimation/EquestriaGirls'' movies.
61** If one opinion wins a poll, even if by a slim margin, none of the other opinions count.
62** The Sonic {{crossover}} artwork ban: The Brony fandom is far superior to the Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog fandom. That fandom is full of people creating cheap MarySue recolored OC's and terrible {{shipping}} FanFiction, is splintered into various sub-groups that all hate each other, and is seen as really annoying by people outside of the fandom. Obviously the Brony fandom is nothing like this.
63* Platform/{{Facebook}}:
64** You can only like things, not dislike. If your relative announces on Facebook that they have cancer, better to say you like it, lest they think you ignored the post.
65*** As of February 2016 it became possible to have five different emotional reactions besides just liking things, but it is still impossible to dislike anything.
66*** Having a dislike button would spread too much negativity. But having a laugh reaction that basically amounts to a troll button for any post that isn’t a joke is fine.
67** Anyone with an unusual or funny sounding name is obviously lying about their real name.
68** Liking or reacting to something that saddens or angers you is a perfect substitute to actually doing something about it, like donating or signing petitions.
69** Likewise, using the laugh reaction is a perfect substitute for an actual counter-argument.
70** Contradicting anything a stranger says on the internet until it devolves into a flame war is a worthwhile pastime. Especially on a website where it’s extremely easy to dox someone.
71** Any time you merely mention a product it must mean you want to buy it.
72* [=Wikia/Fandom=]:
73** If you make an unpopular name change or layout design change to your website slowly and gradually enough, people are going to learn to love it! It’s the “frog in the boiling water” effect in action.
74*** Perhaps if Twitter/X had rebranded itself “X: Powered by Twitter” for a couple years that name change could have been more well-received.
75** No one who uses a wiki actually wants information, they only desire to consume as many ads as humanly possible.
76* The [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/first-world-problems#.ThKEBYKwWeI First World Problems Meme]]: You don't have a right to complain about anything ever. Car broke down? First world problem. Lost your job? FirstWorldProblems. Cancer? Some kids would ''kill'' for cancer. Unless you're the poorest, sickest, most pitiful third world orphan ever, shut up.
77** The original form was "White Whine", [[UnfortunateImplications until someone realized]] the Aesop was that only white people were privileged enough to have these problems.
78* Platform/GoAnimate:
79** Hey parents, is your kid a troublemaker? Don't try and give him a stern talking to, all you've got to do is [[GroundedForever make your kid stay in his/her room for years that surpass the average human being's lifespan.]]
80** Watching children characters we hate getting punished is delightful!
81** Children are fair game to deride and nothing you do to them can ever be morally wrong. Murdering and mutilating children is a caregiver's entitlement.
82* Heartless Bitches International: Sociopaths, especially [[AxeCrazy violent ones]], are ideal role models.
83* UsefulNotes/{{Kickstarter}}: "[[VideoGame/WarioWare Just give me]] ''[[VideoGame/WarioWare your]]'' [[VideoGame/WarioWare money, so I can make]] ''[[VideoGame/WarioWare my]]'' [[https://youtu.be/XSY98rBOca0?t=36s dreams come true.]]"
84** Fifty dollars for a two-bit trinket? What a deal!
85** Investors are useless.
86* ''Kiwifarms'':
87** Stalking is ''GREAT''.
88** Anyone who isn't a cis-straight white christian or atheist is a freak who needs to be stalked and mocked so they can start acting normal.
89** It's okay to stalk, bribe, threaten, harass, or even extort someone as long as they fit into the range of acceptable targets.
90** It's not harassment or stalking - it's "Lulz".
91** Who cares that most of the people we've hurt are actually decent people - we've stopped a few pedophiles.
92** [[JustJokingJustification Comedy takes precedent over all. Nothing is immoral if it is funny enough.]]
93* ''The Mary Sue'': Motion pictures peaked with ''Film/AvengersEndgame''. No other movie is worth talking about unless you're trashing it.
94* Mindfuck image macros: Black people are terrifying. They just are.
95* Platform/MySpace: If your website is spiraling toward bankruptcy and users are leaving in droves, there's no need to listen to what your users want when rushing in unpopular changes, you obviously know what you're doing.
96** Friendships must be ranked in order of importance.
97*** If someone isn't in your Top 8 they must not be important to you.
98** 14 year-olds are terrific web designers.
99* Platform/{{NewGrounds}}: Edgy = funny.
100** There is nothing creepy about making games where you maim and kill real people.
101* The [[ThereAreNoGirlsOnTheInternet "no girls on the Internet"]] thingy: Misleading people as to your true identity and intentions is perfectly sane and normal.
102* Website/NotAlwaysWorking: Don't piss off the homeless-looking customer. Not out of basic decency or because they can rightfully press charges for assault, mind. Only because they are actually filthy rich and will use their money to take it out on the whole company you work for. Not like that would get ''them'' in trouble for unprofessionalism if the customer's own company is used for personal revenge, or anything.
103* Overthinking It: Any attempt to write a strong female character is doomed to failure. Authors are better off ignoring feminism entirely.
104* Patreon: Don't have anything better to do than post [=YouTube=] videos about people and things you hate? There's a market for that!
105** If a site that you produce content for and help to make money refuses to pay you more for it (despite being owned by a multi-billion dollar corporation), then don't fret! Crowdfunding to the rescue! Isn't capitalism grand?
106** Making content [[{{Irony}} all about how]] CapitalismIsBad is the perfect get rich quick scheme. Capitalism is really ''is'' grand...
107* Quora: Random strangers are totally unbiased and trustworthy when it comes to answering difficult and uncomfortable questions. Especially if they have the [[AppealToAuthority if they have the credentials to prove it]].
108* Website/{{Reddit}}:
109** Low karma and downvotes are a FateWorseThanDeath.
110** The whole point of internet discourse is to correct anything someone says and make yourself sound smarter than they are.
111** [=rAntinatalism=]:
112*** Not wanting to drive your own species to extinction is morally inexcusable.
113*** If you don’t have kids, people nag at you every second of the day to have them and society victimizes you profusely. It’s worse than being a racial minority.
114*** Killing every child you see is a moral obligation.
115*** Because life can be difficult sometimes, no one should ever be born.
116*** The entirety of humanity is at fault for the environmental crisis (except for the people that dump carbon emissions into the air or pour their metric tons of trash into the ocean, they're cool).
117** [=rAskWork=]:
118*** Hard work is never rewarding and doing so is shaming and embarrassing.
119*** No one should be allowed to work ever even if they want too.
120** [=rAskReddit=]: Always trust the opinions of random strangers.
121** [=rAutism=]:
122*** Autism is when you’re picky about spoon sizes.
123*** Autism is basically a fandom, and anyone who objects to self-diagnosis is just an elitist gatekeeper.
124*** Being autistic has no downsides whatsoever. To imply that it does is ableist, even if you’ve been diagnosed with it yourself.
125** [=rAtheism=]:
126*** Religious people are undeserving of empathy.
127*** If BeliefMakesYouStupid then [[InvertedTrope Disbelief Makes You Smart]].
128*** Every religion is exactly like Christianity in every way and deserves the same criticisms.
129*** Every religious person takes the stories in their belief system completely literally, and has no understanding of symbolism.
130*** The only time Christians speak the truth is when they’re bashing other religions.
131** [=rChonkers=]: Whatever health problems come from fattening up your pet, it's less important than Reddit karma.
132** [=rCinemassacreTruth=]:
133*** Seeing your favorite show take a [[SeasonalRot drop in quality]] should be viewed with the same moral gravity as murder.
134*** Making fun of someone’s baldness is a valid critique of their work.
135** [=rCollapse=]: We’ll all be suffocating from wet bulb or drowning from rising sea levels by next week, if we don’t get nuked in World War III first, might as well just give up on life.
136** [=rDecadeology=]:
137*** The best indicators of worldwide cultural shifts are not world events like the fall of the Soviet Union or the Iraq War, but things like the debut of a new game console or Cartoon Network changing their logo.
138*** History began sometime in the 1960s.
139*** The years you just so happened to be a child or teen were the best years in all of history, despite what anyone who was over 18 at the time might say. Things started to suck immediately after you graduated High School.
140** [=rDrama=]: Intentionally spreading misinformation is funny.
141** [=rGoth=]: There are only about ten actual goth bands, all from before 1993. Mentions of bands that do not meet this narrow criteria must be censored at all costs, no matter the context.
142** [=rGrandpaJoeHate=]: Screw [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory the eccentric]] {{jerkass}} [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory who's funny candy factory is a literal deathtrap that would make Jigsaw hide his head in shame]], it's the main character's grandpa we should direct our hate towards!
143** [=rReddit_Island=]:
144*** Buying an island (private or government-owned) is ''easy''.
145*** If someone claims to own an island, you should believe every word they say.
146** [=rNissan_Drivers=]: Being poor, a single mother or having a low credit score is a FateWorseThanDeath.
147* Website/RottenTomatoes:
148** The overall response from critics equals WordOfGod. Anyone who disagrees is an idiot, and that includes other movie reviewers. All critics should be a HiveMind that universally pan or praise movies. Anyone who disagrees ''clearly'' is either a hack or a troll.
149** You should not watch or enjoy anything rated below 60 percent "fresh" on their site. Actually, you might as well just quit the internet altogether if this happens. You'll NeverLiveItDown.
150** If you post something on a publicly available site, then no one should be allowed to criticize it at all (no matter how qualified they are to do so).
151** Creative media that comes in a wide array genres and whose viewing experience depends on which outlet it's viewed from can be judged on a binary. Anyone who complains about this can be written off as a toxic fandom so that you may continue to avoid any self-reflection.
152* Platform/SmackJeeves: All good comics are either [[YaoiGenre Boy's Love]] or {{Sprite Comic}}s. No exceptions.
153* Website/TelevisionWithoutPity: [[WriterOnBoard Our opinions matter;]] ''[[CantTakeCriticism your]]'' [[{{Hypocrite}} opinions don't.]]
154* Website/ThatOtherWiki™: [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WP:BLP You must never, ever say anything negative about a person who is still alive,]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia_biography_controversy or they will bite you in the ass!]]
155* Platform/{{TikTok}}: The only genres of music Gen Z'ers listen to are rap and dance-pop. Rock music doesn't exist unless its PopPunk or Music/FleetwoodMac.
156* Platform/{{Tumblr}}:
157** Regularly bullying people off your platform for fun isn't concerning behavior at all, it's funny and quirky!
158** Don't like something? Dedicate a hate blog to it!
159** "Being critical" of media obviously means you should be obnoxiously over-negative about it 110% of the time.
160** REDEMPTION ARCS ARE THE [[WorstWhateverEver WORST THING EVAR]] AND IF YOU DISAGREE, YOU SUPPORT BAD PEOPLE!
161** Putting people into societal boxes is bad... [[{{Hypocrite}} That is unless we do it]].
162* Platform/TwitterX:
163** Acting like an InsufferableImbecile is [[NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity an effective way of getting attention]].
164** If you want a "cooler" social media platform: Just change it's [[XMakesAnythingCool logo to an X]].
165* [[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife TV Tropes]]: Analyzing TV shows is an [[GRatedDrug addiction]] that [[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife will ruin your life]], but go ahead and do it anyway.
166* Underthinking It: Anyone who enjoys a show without having to write a thesis on it's academic merits is an idiot.
167* Wikileaks: If you're a public official, or a big company, or anyone they don't like, really, you have no right to privacy.
168* Platform/YouTube:
169** If you want to get rich and famous via this website: Start a LetsPlay channel!
170** If you want to get rich and ''infamous'' via this website: Start a [[YouTubeKidsChannel Kids channel]]!
171** As long as it makes your website money: You should tolerate [[FamilyUnfriendlyViolence questionable]], [[{{Fetish}} suggestive ]] or [[NauseaFuel straight-up disgusting content]] [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids targeted at children]].
172*** Swearing however is not okay, since it isn't [[UnusualEuphemism advertiser-friendly]].
173** Don't be afraid to about [[InstantHumiliationJustAddYouTube uploading your friend embarrassing themselves on camera]]. You [[JustJokingJustification just find it]] [[RuleOfFunny funny after all]].
174** Want to improve your website? Remove as many features of it as is realistically possible.
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177[[folder:Web Original Fiction]]
178* ''Literature/SailorNothing'': Emotionally unstable teenage rape victims are society's only hope.
179* ''Literature/TheSalvationWar'': God hates ''everyone''.
180* ''Website/SCPFoundation'': Humanity is doomed to die at the hands of monstrous beings, but it's okay because [[HumansAreTheRealMonsters humans are just as monstrous themselves and deserve to die.]]
181** The laws of physics are more like guidelines than actual laws.
182** The universe has it in for humanity, and so whenever people discover something about how one of the above monstrous beings works, a different monstrous being will be created, so that the number of things that humans don't understand remains constant. For this reason, [[ForScience humans should study those monstrous beings]] instead of destroying them.
183** If, at some point in your life, you come across ''anything'' that you don't immediately understand and/or which encourages you to look at the world in a different way, you should lock it up and let everyone else think it doesn't exist [[HumansAreMorons because ordinary people find the things they don't understand to be just too unpleasant and frightening]].
184** [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2112 SCP-2112]]: Cover bands are a threat to society and require strict surveillance. Left unchecked, no one would listen to anything else.
185* ''Literature/TrintonChronicles'': Even if you beat every single villain or BigBad up, more always come out of the wood work to *** you up, best to keep your head down and let the city get taken over.
186* ''Literature/{{Worm}}'': Being a bully is ok as long as you can claim it's for a good cause!
187** Specifically, using someone's personal insecurities to emotionally abuse them is unforgiveable if you do it to cope with trauma, but cool and likeable if you do it to get away with committing felonies!
188** Illegal, unethical, bizarre science experiments on cancer patients are totally okay. It will make them celebrity superheroes!
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191[[folder:Web Video]]
192* WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd:
193** It's okay to throw screaming fits of rage just because you don't like something.
194** The best way to drive your point home is through immoderate profanity, nauseating ToThePain descriptions, and in general being an unpleasant person.
195** Using multiple variations of "shit" is the same as wit.
196** Any long term fan who dislikes when a content creator loses all interest in what they’re doing, hires a team to write their scripts for them, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking starts going bald]] is merely a {{Troll}} who wants the creator to suffer.
197*** Baldness is the sign of SeasonalRot.
198* ''WebOriginal/TheBackrooms'':
199** Forests are liminal spaces.
200** The Backrooms are literally just a parallel dimension.
201** You can leave from any location if you repeatedly run into the right wall.
202** Birthdays parties are to be avoided at all costs.
203** Never walk around carrying a VHS camcorder. Instances of people no-clipping through reality reduced greatly when they were discontinued.
204** DeliberateVHSQuality is superior because it covers up the imperfections of mediocre CGI.
205* ''WebVideo/BarneyBunch'':
206** Being a depraved madman will get you what you want.
207** If the manager of an establishment tries to kick you out for causing widespread chaos, don't spare them from your brand of punishment.
208* Creator/BobChipman: Anyone who likes something you don't is either stupid or lying about it. Anyone who doesn't like something you do is either stupid, lying or morally deficient.
209* Website/ChannelAwesome: Anyone who dislikes {{Cross Over}}s is the worst kind of {{Troll}}.
210** Anyone who dislikes any of Doug Walker's videos is a nit-picking troll who [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks can't handle even the slightest change]]. Anyone who likes any of Doug Walker's videos is an ass-kissing fanboy who worships the ground Doug walks on. There is no in-between, [[MindScrew but the two groups are not mutually exclusive]].
211** "The Review Must Go On". Don't even bother trying to be nice. [[WebVideo/DemoReel You'll]] either end up erased with your tragic life not mattering, [[Creator/DougWalker Your]] kind YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre speech twisted around to get yourself abused, [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic or your]] DiedHappilyEverAfter HeroicSacrifice {{retcon}}ned to be a paradox.
212** The "Commercials" sub-series: one or two frightening NightmareFuel/{{Public Service Announcement}}s produced within a country is proof that ''the entire country'' is sick in the head.
213** The best way to deal with an annoying VocalMinority in the fanbase is to pull a TakeThatAudience at the fans as a whole.
214** "Webvideo/{{Dragonbored}}": Playing {{video game}}s for any amount of time will ruin your real life.
215*** Yes, taking any time out of your day for yourself to play a video game will put your job and your relationships in jeopardy.
216** Trying to expand from just reviewing to doing storylines is the most evil thing any human being has ever done and makes you worse than Hitler.
217*** On the other side of the coin, people only watch a review for the stories tacked onto it. Who watches a review for what the person has to say about the movie/show/game?
218** Goading a mentally ill person into snapping at you is perfectly okay, so long as you can convince fanboys to fight on your side!
219** It's perfectly OK to [[OpinionMyopia tell everyone that nobody likes movies that you personally hate]] and speak on behalf of fanbases that you don't belong to.
220** If a movie is more than a day old it's nostalgic.
221** According to [[WebVideo/FamiliarFaces Chad Rocco and his fans]]: [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic If you like a show,]] you're not allowed to change your opinion on it. Ever.
222*** You are however [[DoubleStandard allowed to become]] a volatile FanHater about it, though. It demonstrates integrity.
223** Usage of abstract clips, memes or sketches is the best way to convey your critique and not in anyway distracting.
224*** In the case of WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob, making obscure references is ''clearly'' humorous.
225** Have a funny joke? Then run that sucker to the ground throughout the review until it pops out in China.
226** People watch movie reviews to have the entire plot of the movie explained to them with jokes, not to know if the movie is good before watching it.
227** Movies and tv shows aimed at kids should be as [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids inoffensive as possible]]. Even one scary scene or racy joke is enough to come across as traumatic to kids who in all likelihood never noticed until the Nostalgia Critic said so.
228** Being a {{fangirl}} makes you a creepy annoying StalkerWithACrush.
229** Alternatively, a message for fans: it's okay to stalk, kidnap, and torture your favorite creator, because if he yells at you, just put on a pouty face and walk away sadly. Eventually he'll feel bad enough to become friends with you.
230* WebVideo/CinemaSins: Films should be judged by a tally and not from an overall experience, and [[AccentuateTheNegative nitpicking]] is a totally [[StopBeingStereotypical healthy thing for nerds to do]].
231** Context within the movie is totally irrelevant. Intentionally getting things wrong makes you a comedic genius!
232** A general observation about a movie is the same as a deep thoughtful analysis, and both count negatively against how good a movie is.
233** Exposition is pointless and never effectively serves to further the story's lore... except this pointless thing I just thought of that has nothing to do with the story is important and it's the movie's fault for not explaining it!
234** Spreading misinformation about something is fine - you're just joking after all!
235** We're [[JustJokingJustification just joking]]. It's not like [[BlatantLies anyone takes us seriously after all]].
236* ''[[https://godawa.com/movies/shorts/ Cruel Logic]]'':
237** It is impossible to be an atheist and have a consistent framework for any morality that isn't MightMakesRight, because, hypothetically, a murderous psychopath who cannot be reasoned with and has already decided to kill you no matter what argument you give him on how it is morally wrong for him to kill you [[ShapedLikeItself cannot be reasoned with and will ignore any argument you give him on how it is morally wrong for him to kill you]]. And if, perchance, you ''are'' a nonbeliever who has given a secular justification for morality, no matter how airtight, you ''deserve'' to have a murderous psychopath who cannot be reasoned with kill you. Him [[IRejectYourReality ignoring your arguments]] proves them wrong!
238** Are you a Christian who wants to prove that only Christians can be consistently moral? Then go and kidnap a secularist philosopher of ethics and tell him that you will kill him if he gives any argument for why you should not kill him other than "killing is wrong '''''only''''' because God has forbidden it". Make sure to actually kill him once he [[UnwinnableByDesign inevitably fails]]. [[SarcasmMode This will certainly prove that Christians have an absolute and consistent moral code, and that atheists do not and cannot.]]
239* Creator/DanielThrasher: The Piano is so lame, you need to bury it under cheap jokes about how lame it is.
240* WebVideo/DharMann:
241** Don't bully others because they may help you/you will suffer because of it.
242** Everything is black and white in any given situation. There's no such thing as a grey zone or morally blurry areas like the real world has. You're either a pure angel or the epitome of evil. If you're the latter, you can change into an angel later on, but never the other way around.
243** Don't be mean to poor people, because they might turn out to be secretly rich. Either that, or they'll get rich later on. You only deserve an apology or respect if you're rich.
244** If someone is openly racist towards you, like accusing you of theft because you're black, you owe it to them to explain yourself why you don't fit into that stereotype, such as telling them your entire backstory. Any percieved slight against you might be taken back only then. If you don't want to say anything about yourself, their prejudice is justified.
245** You can only adopt outside of your race if you have a sob story to justify it, like a close friend's DyingWish or the child having AbusiveParents.
246** Gaslighting someone as a prank to teach them a lesson is a good thing to do. And that everyone's totally going to go along with it, and that the ringleader is in the right, and the victim trying to call them out is turning things around to avoid taking blame.
247** You can only sympathize with disabled people if you have been disabled yourself.
248** If you don't look conventionally attractive, comfort yourself with the fact that beauty on the inside is what counts. You're still repulsive as hell on the outside, though.
249* WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory:
250** Fictional characters such as [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]] and the [[Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Ninja Turtles]] count as historical figures, and were just as real as William Shakespeare or Albert Einstein. Weren't you paying attention in history class when they went over [[Series/DoctorWho The Doctor]]?
251** Even when there is a clear winner in a confrontation, let the audience choose the winner. This allows you to avoid the wrath of fans of the losing party.
252** We should bring back fascist dictators from the dead - twice! - because they entertain us.
253* WebVideo/FeministFrequency: Everything is sexist and everything is racist, and that fact must be pointed out at all times, so as to browbeat creators into making art that is more in line with your sensibilities. Anyone who says otherwise is probably a racist, sexist troll who wants nothing more than to rape and murder you.
254* WebVideo/FoodTheory: Everything you know about food is a lie, major food companies are trying to scam you, sometimes your food is not actually what they say it is...[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and you can also make a Mountain Dew pizza]].
255* WebVideo/GameGrumps:
256** User error does not exist. It's always the game's fault that you're too stupid to pay attention to things that're right in front of you or that you keep trying the same thing and expecting different outcomes.
257** Repeating the same action and expecting different outcomes is not ''at all'' the definition of sanity.
258** Antisemetic jokes and ThoseWackyNazis are ''funny''.
259* WebVideo/GameTheory: If you want to explain the science of video games, use questionable research.
260* WebVideo/GameXplain: Nintendo games are the only video games that exist.
261* WebVideo/GamingWildlife: Everyone who plays video games fits into neat little stereotypes.
262* ''WebVideo/HonestTrailers'': Ranting about various films/fanbases in the effort of changing a member of said fanbases' minds, making personal comments about celebrities and going off on long-winded tangents that needlessly pads out a video is a great way to express your "honest" opinion about a project, especially an opinion that apparently everyone else shares.
263* ''Webvideo/{{Jreg}}'':
264** [[NeutralityBacklash Being a nazi is preferable to being a fence-sitter]].
265** Your principles are stupid if violence isn't involved.
266** All pacifists are just cowards.
267** Queer people are ''really'' annoying.
268** You either have to have unflinching faith in the free-market or want the free-market liquidated. Anything in-between makes you a filthy centrist!
269* ''WebVideo/KidFarm'':
270** Food doesn't grow on trees.
271** Condoms make good trash balloons.
272** It's not an airhorn, it's a ''care''-horn.
273** [[InsaneTrollLogic Belts lead to holsters, holsters lead to guns, and guns lead to drugs.]]
274** Cooking is for ladies, and you're a boy.
275** [[EveryoneIsSatanInHell Having friends outside of your family, listening to music and wearing yellow are crimes that will send you to Hell.]]
276** There's a thin line between Christian Rock music and Christian Praise music.
277** Your average eight-year-old fits inside a bassinet.
278** A woman's ovulation period should definitely be her children's business.
279** Common allergies include salad, the liberal media and pants.
280** [[WackyMarriageProposal It's customary to propose with balloons.]]
281** Most children learn how to spell the word "dilate" before "cat".
282* WebVideo/LegalEagle:
283** Any media that doesn't 100% know or understand the notoriously complex system that is United States Law is deserving scorn and ridicule.
284** Any lawyer who’s knowledgeable and charismatic enough can legally, if not morally, justify ''anything''.
285** All lawyers (real or fictitious) should be judged by the standards of American-style [[UsefulNotes/TheCommonLaw Common Law]]. Even if they’re not from America or a country practices common law.
286* ''WebVideo/Local58'':
287** Never watch overnight television. Supernatural broadcast signal intrusions went the way of the dinosaurs when TV networks began airing infomercials overnight.
288** Want to fill in time on your schedule and don't have any syndicated programming to throw on? Air a classified government film that tells people to commit mass suicide in the event of an invasion!
289** The night sky is full of {{Eldritch Abomination}}s, ''especially'' the moon. So, when the sun starts to set, close all curtains and go to bed, ''pronto''.
290* WebVideo/MarbleHornets: If someone is mad at you, post their medical records online and all will be forgiven.
291* WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter:
292** Cartoons are SeriousBusiness.
293** Cartoons must be as stale and inoffensive or sickening sweet and tear-jerking as possible. If one person acts like a jerk, then [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons "Worst. Series. Ever!"]] Everything should just pander to the mainstream.
294** Cartoons should be deep, meaningful and teach important life lessons. Any show's formula focusing chiefly on comedy deserve to be hated.
295** People who review cartoons on the internet are always right and should be worshiped.
296** The “Homer Badman” review: All rape accusations against celebrities are false; rape accusers are just petty opportunists and accused celebrities are innocent victims ConvictedByPublicOpinion.
297** While shitting on the left non-stop, make sure you take a ''few'' potshots at the right and you won't be favouring sides at all. It worked for ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' after all!
298** Using blatant straw man arguments to vilify and generalize your political opponents is wrong... but only if you’re a liberal. Center-right libertarians, on the other hand, are allowed to do so all they want!
299*** All liberals are hysterical extremists or self-serving hypocrites comparable to literal hate groups. Right-wing extremists [[DoubleStandard either don’t exist or aren’t worth talking about]].
300** Always response to your critics. No matter much in bad faith their arguments are.
301** Comedy shows are never allowed to tackle serious topics. Either you're a comedy show or you're not, and must remain in that field at all times, no matter how one-note and repetitive it'll get.
302*** Don't ever experiment with different ideas or expand your creativity. Why? Because an angry man not working in the cartoon industry said so, and he obviously knows best what everyone else wants.
303** It's ''not'' okay to review something based upon what the ''reviewer'' wanted it to be. That's bad. But doing so for cartoons? A-Okay!
304** You can make apolitical games, but you can't make apolitical cartoons.
305** Children should never go to school. In fact, it's better to make them disillusioned with school at an early age.
306** Popular voice actors should be used once and only once. Otherwise, it's too ''distracting''.
307** "Mixed Messages: Swearing" video: It's also good to teach kids to swear at an early age.
308** "Top 11 Worst Animation Clichés" video: The only good parents are those who have no flaws whatsoever. Otherwise, [[ParentsAsPeople any parent who has any flaw]], [[AllCrimesAreEqual no matter how tiny that flaw is]], [[FelonyMisdemeanor is the worst parent ever]]!
309*** It's a good idea to [[{{Grimmification}} Grimmify]] ''WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs'' by [[KilledOffForReal killing off Snow White for real]]. Who cares if it will traumatize four-year-olds for life? The sooner they learn that people don't come back when they die, the better.
310** ''WesternAnimation/TurningRed'' review: When you want to make an animated PeriodPiece, make sure the art style ''perfectly'' reflects the time period, or no one will know when your cartoon is supposed to take place.
311*** And for that matter, your PeriodPiece needs to include every single disaster that happened during the time period in question, no matter how incongruous it is to the story. [[AntiEscapismAesop Escapism? What's that?]]
312*** Hey, kids! It's May 2002! What are you doing behaving like the 13-year-olds you are? It's just a few months after 9/11, dammit!
313*** You hate a character who is intentionally ''designed'' to be [[DeliberatelyBadExample unlikable?]] That's not an IntendedAudienceReaction - that's bad writing.
314** His critics have their fair share of warped Aesops:
315*** Cartoons are [[AnimationAgeGhetto juvenile trash]] ''and'' SeriousBusiness.
316*** It is perfectly okay for a show to [[SadistShow torture its characters]]. In fact, tormenting people in real life is perfectly okay if [[TheSociopath you and others]] [[ItAmusedMe finds it funny]].
317*** Abuse victims should stay in an [[HonorThyAbuser abusive relationship for the benefit of their abusers]]. [[RuleOfFunny Because it’s funny]].
318*** If you find a show funny, then ''of course'' you want that show to teach you deep, meaningful and important life lessons. [[JustJokingJustification Because it’s funny]].
319*** All [[AllMenArePerverts men really DO want sex]] all the time. If they don't, then there is something horribly wrong with them. Asexual? [[EskimosArentReal What are those?]]
320*** All [[WesternAnimation/TurningRed period pieces]] should ''absolutely ignore'' the fact they're a period piece.
321*** There's nothing wrong about [[BigBrotherIsWatchingYou governments and corporations abusing tech to]] [[ParanoiaFuel punish anyone for literally anything]]. Everyone (with [[OriginalPositionFallacy the sole exception of me]] of course) who has had their social media accounts banned, their privacy violated, their bank accounts frozen, etc. deserves it.
322*** It’s 100% okay for a woman stalk a man. Especially if that man has [[DisproportionateRetribution opinions on cartoons you don’t like]] and [[RunningGag because it’s funny]].
323** Growing Around in general:
324*** Explaining things is bad. It ruins the magic. Unless that is, [[WesternAnimation/TotallySpies you try to open a door with a can opener.]]
325*** [[AdultsAreUseless Adults are subhumans.]]
326*** Torture Porn and AbusiveParents are bad. Except it's alright when kids do it to adults. Then it's funny.
327* Neel Kolhatkar:
328** If you're white and you feel that racism is bad, you're as evil as Stalin. If you're also a woman, then you're Stalin on crack.
329** Progressive views are stifling freedom of speech, comedy and dissenting viewpoints. Don't believe me? Just look at all these videos satirising left-wing ideology that have been up on the internet for several years with no penalty-hang on, I need time to rephrase that.
330* WebVideo/{{React}}: Trying to copyright a word is a great way to endear yourself to your audience. They'll just love having to pay you royalties for making any video at all similar to yours.
331** The average teenager will just stare on in disbelief when a Walkman is placed in front of them, and take a half hour trying to get it to work. This means you are old.
332*** Today's technology will always be in style. Of course future teens won't be just as baffled by iphones in 15-20 years.
333** Teens live in a constant myopic bubble and haven't heard of anything over ten years old. Meanwhile for old people, time seemed to stop when they reached 30.
334* WebVideo/PatrickHWillems:
335** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9HivyjAKlc SHUT UP ABOUT PLOT HOLES]]:
336*** Movies have to be pure nonsense without any kind of coherency or else they’re boring and lifeless. There is no middle ground nor is there any compromise.
337*** Characters in a movie shouldn't have consistent characterization. They should just [[RandomEventsPlot do things randomly]] [[AssPull without any reason]] for the [[RuleOfDrama sake of drama]].
338* WebVideo/RealTimeFandub:
339** "Sonic Adventure 2":
340*** The moon is not made out of cheese? Blow it up!
341*** The world is being threatened by a SuperVillain? Steal VideoGame/TheSims4 from the president!
342*** Your surrogate brother farted? Launch him to earth!
343*** A scientist saved you from cryostasis? Have sex with his wife!
344*** Your wife got peed on? Blow up the moon!
345** "Marvel's Spider-Man":
346*** Leaking nudes is acceptable if said victim is a villain.
347*** Stealing a wig is more terrifying than death threats.
348*** Making evil illegal is so offensive that it will cause a previously benevolent man to undergo a FaceHeelTurn.
349** "Sonic the Hedgehog 2006":
350*** If you're a gamer, then you'll get friendzoned all of the time. If you're not a gamer, then that just makes you a beta cuck.
351*** Trap anyone who disrespects gamers in hell.
352*** Twinks are emos that deserve your contempt.
353*** If you have a son, don't tell him that you're his father. It's not like he'll end up having sex with his own mother...
354*** Your kingdom is being invaded? Just think about the ocean.
355*** Fake cosplayers deserve to die.
356** "Shadow the Hedgehog":
357*** Assassinating the president and destroying military property are noble acts and will guarantee you a spot in Heaven. Would Satan lie to you about that?
358* WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}}: It doesn't matter how much effort you put into your LetsPlay, how much you enjoy doing it, or any kind of humble fanbase you may have built from it. If two established people in the field say you're doing it wrong, you must admit your worthlessness or else face the wrath of the Internet.
359* Creator/SamAndMickey:
360** It's customary that you receive an invitation to your own wedding.
361** Dead people don't have dreams.
362** If a Barbie doll mates with a Bratz doll, it will produce a My Scene doll.
363** The only reason a person still owns a Nokia phone is to play the game ''Snake'', not because they're too poor to afford anything better.
364** The [[Franchise/PowerRangers Red Power Ranger]] has anger issues.
365** Juniper and [[Franchise/{{Superman}} Krypton]] are viable planets that are kept secret by the government.
366** [[BeyondTheImpossible You can microwave yourself.]]
367** It's considered strange to want to spend Christmas with your spouse.
368** [[TruthInTelevision Consuming cooking wine will cause you to hallucinate.]]
369** Your rebellious child hating you is bad, but said child loving you is even worse.
370** Barbie, [[UsefulNotes/ElizabethII Queen Elizabeth]], [[Creator/OprahWinfrey Oprah]], and [[Series/KeepingUpWithTheKardashians the Kardashians]] are all part of an elite group of people who can receive rare goods at the snap of the fingers.
371* WebVideo/{{Smosh}}:
372** General: Acting like an idiot is the easiest way to win internet fame.
373** ''WebVideo/FoodBattle'': Winning competitions are worth everything. Lives, friendships, ''everything''.
374* WebVideo/StacheBros: DeathIsCheap.
375* WebVideo/StampysLovelyWorld:
376** According to this series' antagonist, if you're a NiceGuy, you should be attacked dozens of times and have your pet dogs nearly stolen or nearly killed plenty of times in a persistent attempt at making an evil dog army because someone who is out to get you thinks TheHero is a bad guy.
377** Don't protect your vulnerable pets from a [[KnightTemplar delusional]] villain; instead, let them get captured multiple times and then blame someone else for refusing to actually protect them.
378** Theme parks are better than towns, though be sure not to keep your theme park a theme park and instead convert it into a place for {{Minigame}}s even though that wasn't the initial reason it was built.
379** [[NoOSHACompliance Workplace safety doesn't matter]].
380* WebVideo/SteveCutts:
381** Alcoholism is an easy vice to get over, anyone who says otherwise is just being lazy.
382** The common man is just as responsible for destroying the environment as the [[CorruptCorporateExecutive billion-dollar oil CEOs]].
383** Only prevent others from being harassed if it means it'll bring ''you'' fame and praise.
384** PHONE BAD, BOOK GOOD.
385** A disease that killed millions of innocent people is actually good because then the animals can dance in the street.
386** Adding sad music to anything instantly makes them more meaningful.
387* WebAnimation/SuperMarioBrosZ: It's okay to not update in years as long as you [[LampshadeHanging make a joke about it]].
388* WebVideo/ThirdRateGamer:
389** No one bothers to test video games before releasing them to the public.
390** Good graphics are the only thing that makes a game worth playing.
391** Naming your child after yourself makes you an egotistical jerk.
392** If you can't pronounce the word [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosMelee "melee"]], say [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosBrawl "brawl"]] instead.
393** There's nothing wrong with having a bomb lying around your home.
394** Video game characters will always show up at random to beat you up.
395** [[NeverMyFault It's clearly a game's fault if you suck at it.]]
396** Game review shows on the internet need to have a rating system and {{Content Warning}}s.
397* WebVideo/AVerySpecialEpisode: So what we have learned from this series, kids? To [[ToxicFriendInfluence cave into peer pressure]] [[DrugsAreGood by doing coke in 1987]], [[TeacherStudentRomance if your hot female teacher seduces you]], [[DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale do it or else you are a pussy]] and that if you only see [[LongLostUncleAesop somebody once]] they probably killed themselves and that is hysterical.
398* ''WebOriginal/WellBeRightBack'':
399** If your cable company's experimental [=AI=] gains sentience and runs amuck, causing all kinds of broadcast "anomalies", don't take it offline and order a recall of the cable boxes it controls, just hope it'll stop it eventually!
400** Never use a VCR to record television shows. Instances of "broadcast anomalies" declined greatly when they stopped manufacturing them.
401* WebVideo/WizardsWithGuns:
402** "The First CANNIBAL Astronaut": Fat people have no self-control or basic perspective.
403** "This Christian Batman Knockoff is Worse than You Think": All Christians are violent crazy-people.
404* YouTubePoop: Nonsensical ToiletHumour, {{Overused Running Gag}}s, SensoryAbuse, vulgar language, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and copyright infringement]] are ''hysterical.''
405** Meta: It makes sense for [=YouTube=] Poops to be taken down for copyright infringement because obviously everyone is going to watch the YTP instead of buying the original work it's based on.
406* Mr. Beast:
407** Just watched [[Series/SquidGame A series]] where people compete in a DeadlyGame for life-changing amounts of money? Why... replicate it! Sure, nobody actually ''dies'' or get hurts, but hey, a DeadlyGame sounds like a ''fun'' thing to do in real life for views on [=YouTube=], eh?
408** Charity is ''great''... as long as you can exploit it for views!
409** Why use the millions if not billions of dollars you have in ''solving'' problems? Because videos where you're giving shoes to people in Africa or paying for surgeries give you more money.
410** Look how good Mr. Beast is. Anyway, make sure you buy his merch, donate to his channel, watch his ads, dine at his fast food place(s) he never actually visits, and do it to help pay for these tax break videos.
411** If you're going to run a contest for a big shopping spree? Don't enter unless you have a sob story - you ain't gonna win.
412** Showing how poor someone is when you give them a shopping spree is ''most'' important.
413** Annoying challenges like loitering inside a store past closing is good... as long as you use the revenue from those videos to subsidize your charities! Which you don't pay taxes on anyway.
414** Don't do good deeds anonymously.
415** Don't ever do anything nice for those less fortunate than you, because others will automatically accuse you of only doing it for selfish reasons.
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418[[folder:Web Animation]]
419* ''WebAnimation/AngelHare'': Remember kids: If the characters on TV start talking to you, it's because they're guardian angels, and not a result of some mental psychosis you may have!
420* ''WebAnimation/DarkMatter2525'': A religion is best represented by its ''worst'' members.
421* ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'':
422** How good a character is can be judged based on whether or not it would be able to kill a vaguely similar character from another work.
423** Not just kill, they must be able to BRUTALLY MURDER the other character.
424** If your favorite character loses, it has nothing to do with the massive amount of research put in toward finding out who would realistically win in a fight, [[FanDumb it's because Screwattack is run by fanboy trolls who hate your favorite characters and want to piss you off.]]
425** On the flipside: Doing some research automatically makes your arguments air-tight and everything that disagrees with you is a whiner. Nevermind some glaring inaccuracies that seep through said research!
426** HealingFactor = Victory.
427*** Unless you're diced up into bite-sized pieces.
428** Turning {{Technical Pacifist}}s, {{Martial Pacifist}}s into murderous sociopaths and have them attempt to murder each other for the pettiest of reason is awesome.
429** You ''absolutely cannot'' win a battle and prove yourself the better combatant unless your opponent is '''dead'''. You hear that, [[Franchise/StreetFighter Ryu]]? You'd better take a page out of [[Franchise/MortalKombat Sub-Zero]]'s book if you're ever going to be taken seriously as a fighter.
430** If you are a Franchise/DragonBall character, you will win. Unless your opponent is Franchise/{{Superman}}.
431** It all comes down to who can survive more tons of TNT.
432** All fictional universes have the exact same laws of physics as our own. Especially the ones that demonstrably don't.
433** Senseless violence is AWESOME!
434* ''WebAnimation/ExtraCredits'':
435** There's absolutely nothing wrong with lootboxes and microtransactions. At all. It's totally ''not'' gambling.
436*** Lootboxes get you to pay ''more'' than you would have - and that's good!
437** People with psychological conditions that make them prone to blowing more money than necessary are actually a good thing because they subsidize the game for you. In other words? They ''do'' pay your sub!
438** The Industry does not do ''any''thing wrong to you. You just need to be persuaded to accept that it's alright.
439** Video games do ''not'' cause violence. They do however cause people to be nazis.
440*** Playing as a character automatically means that you support every action that the character does and every belief that the character has.
441** All [=JRPGs=] suck. Except ''Persona''. Which we didn't play.
442** PlayingWithATrope is the same as deconstructing a trope. And there is a [[VideoGame/Yakuza0 right way]] and a [[VideoGame/Persona5 wrong way]] of deconstructing them.
443** If a tough guy with a feminine side is gay? It's awesome. A tough guy with a feminine side who isn't? Cliche.
444** If a character is trans, even when WordOfGod says they aren't: They're Trans.
445** Scientists have faith in their theories and this is no different than religion.
446** A game developed by a Polish studio based off of a series of novels that were by a Polish author is actually a hard-boiled detective game!
447** Spreading misinformation via games or even ''about'' games is bad... except when ''we'' do it!
448** The 6th-century Roman emperor Justinian I the Great ''was'' -- and we say this without any qualifications ''or'' limitations -- [[HistoricalHeroUpgrade MORALLY.]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis FLAWLESS.]]''
449* ''WebAnimation/FreedomToons'': All leftists support censorship and hate freedom of speech.
450* ''WebAnimation/HappyTreeFriends'': ''Anything'' could possibly kill you at any moment, from lollipops to straws, so just… don’t do anything, really. Though you could die not doing anything too.
451** [[InsaneEqualsViolent People with PTSD are all extremely dangerous to those around them]]. If you see someone having a flashback, start running instead of trying to calm them down.
452** Death is hilarious and [[BloodyHilarious committing murder is the ultimate comedy act]].
453** Dying is not really that big of a deal, [[TheyKilledKennyAgain you'll get better tomorrow]].
454* ''WebAnimation/HelluvaBoss'':
455** Emotionally manipulative, self-destructive assassins from Hell deserve all the happiness.
456** Swearing is funny, dammit!
457** No one wants to see main characters actually do their job, even if they’re assassins, that’s too boring. If you were misled by the pilot episode that’s on you, everyone knows pilots don’t have to be anything like the rest of the series.
458** Murder is the ''best'' way to solve all of your problems.
459** [[WouldHurtAChild Killing children is completely fine]] if they are annoying enough.
460** You can physically assault your friends and stepfather, murder children, and generally just be an absolutely massive bitch to everyone around you and never grow as a person, and all will be forgiven and justified so long as you have a [[DarkAndTroubledPast convenient sob story to tell]].
461*** It also helps if you're a sexy hellhound girl.
462** You can coerce someone into a SexForServices deal, talk down to them, never care for their associates, and never once consider their feelings on the matter or grow and change as a person as long as [[DarkAndTroubledPast you're in a loveless marriage]].
463*** It also helps if you're a sexy owl guy.
464** The best way to punish your spouse for being selfish, bratty, and condescending is to cheat on her with someone else. Who cares if it puts an even ''harder strain'' [[Recap/HelluvaBossS2E1TheCircus on your relationship with said spouse]], [[Recap/HelluvaBossS1E5TheHarvestMoonFestival and it leads to the spouse putting a hit]] [[Recap/HelluvaBossS2E4WesternEnergy out on you]], [[Recap/HelluvaBossS1E2LooLooLand and it strains your]] ''[[Recap/HelluvaBossS2E2SeeingStars already]]'' [[Recap/HelluvaBossS2E2SeeingStars rocky relationship with your daughter]], [[Recap/HelluvaBossS1E7Ozzies and the person you're cheating with thinks you just talk down to them and not care for them as a person, and ruins your reputation?]]
465** “Unhappy Campers”: It is perfectly fine and acceptable to have sex with your wife on stage in public as long as your wife is pretending to be a celebrity and as long as people are [[BileFascination oddly fascinated by it]].
466*** It’s totally normal for a grown adult to seek validation from teenagers, and if you disagree you’re just being mean.
467** With a few exceptions, the only good relationships are between two men.
468** Not all straight people are evil but all evil people are straight.
469** No one wants to sit through a dramatic moment in an adult cartoon for more than a minute, better pad it out with sex jokes.
470* ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'':
471** ''WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail'':
472*** Reading e-mails all day is a valid career choice.
473*** "virus": The best way to get malware off a computer is to shoot the computer.
474** ''WebAnimation/TeenGirlSquad'':
475*** If you're a teen girl, never have a friend group. You may suffer a painful death at the hand of an arrow-spitting abomination dressed in a business suit.
476*** Routinely calling someone "ugly" is okay and isn't a form of bullying at all!
477* WebAnimation/JaidenAnimations:
478** If you're a [[ChronicSelfDeprecation self-deprecating]] NervousWreck with an out-there thought process who lives in America, the one thing you should do is pretend these issues are normal and not try to fix them at all.
479** "Being Not Straight": It is completely logical to bluntly say you don't trust your audience with [[TheyreCalledPersonalIssuesForAReason certain details about you]] even if your ''entire career'' revolves around literally animating your life for your audience to see.
480* WebAnimation/{{Jaltoid}}
481** "Girl" Gamers: Women (especially if they're a GirlyGirl) that use the label of GamerChick are fake geek girls that only want attention from men and the only good Gamer Girls [[RealWomenDontWearDresses are tomboys]], that is it!
482* WebAnimation/MightyMagiswords: Hoarders will save us all! ...For a small fee.
483* WebAnimation/MinilifeTV:
484** Watching people with physical disabilities suffer is hilarious!
485** "1-800-MINIDIAL": Someone is making fun of you over the phone? Teleport over to their house and beat them up!
486** "That's So Gay!": The best way to put an end to offensive phrases is to encourage others to use them until they lose all meaning.
487** Babies can survive being frozen in ice for over 4000 years.
488** Just because you're the mayor of a city doesn't mean you need to be committed to your job. You can always give the responsibility to someone else.
489* ''WebAnimation/TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool'': Teenagers are just a bunch of vulgar, caddy bitches who are obsessed with popularity and tearing other people down.
490* ''WebAnimation/MyLittlePonyTellYourTale'':
491** "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyTellYourTaleSecretCanter Secret Canter]]": The best gift of all is pushing your hobbies on all of your friends.
492* WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}:
493** The best way for an underage girl to get a bartender's aid in finding someone is to [[GroinAttack physically assault them]] and destroy their bar if they suspect you. And just for fun, goad them into getting close enough to you so that you can attack them again.
494** Naïve, impulsive teen girls make excellent combat leaders.
495** Bully who clearly overpowers you, and has assaulted and manipulated you many times? Throw a jar of jam at them, and before they get to really retaliate, the opportunity to prove that you're the real man will surely arise.
496** True heroes can overcome a lifetime of racism after a single argument and 12-hour missing person hunt for the team-mate that fled their racism.
497** Heroes are allowed to exploit racist housecat stereotypes of their CatGirl team-mate if their intention is to help them overcome their anxiety.
498** Trust is for losers, betrayal is awesome!
499** Having your arm taken makes you more heroic, but sacrificing your own arm makes you more evil.
500* ''WebAnimation/SheriffHayseed'':
501** Who needs strategy when you can just punch the bad guys in the face?
502** When you are a sheriff, being good with your weapon of choice is a preferable quality over doing the necessary procedures during the arrest of an outlaw.
503* ''WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers'': You can shift [[CerebusRollercoaster the tone]] and [[ArcFatigue the progression]] of your story constantly, nobody will mind it one bit!
504** Meta: When the idiot does something stupid, blame everyone except the idiot.
505* ''WebAnimation/TerribleWritingAdvice'':
506** WillingSuspensionOfDisbelief is for children and stupid people. Any work of fiction that isn't a brutal, unrelenting {{deconstruction}} of some kind is objectively terrible.
507** Adding depth to your story via any sort of {{deconstruction}} makes you a pretentious KnowNothingKnowItAll only for teens and stupid people. Really, if you write anything at all, it's objectively terrible.
508** Every piece of advice that JP spouts out in his videos? It's genuinely unironic good advice!
509* WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation:
510** If you have a British accent and can talk really fast, your Platform/YouTube video will get noticed immediately by a large company that will pay you tons of money to make videos. [[FollowTheLeader If you copy him]], it'll work for you too!
511** It's alright to not even get past the tutorial of a game or prove you've only played maybe an hour before declaring it "shit".
512** User error doesn't exist. That's nonsense. It's therefore okay to blame the game for having poor design simply because you're too stupid to poke around the menus or listen to the tutorials.
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516* ''1619 Project'': White Americans are AlwaysChaoticEvil and therefore unable to really co-exist with any American who isn't purely white, and the best solution to this is segregation.
517** It's a good idea to shame modern whites about their ancestors' involvment in slavery and/or racism against blacks. So what if slavery was abolished before their ancestors even immigrated to the area the first place? They should be shamed anyway. If even one of their ancestors lived in America before the Civil Rights Act was passed, then their sole desire in life was to oppress other races.[[note]]Funny, because, just like with ''Film/ForrestGump'', those involved have repeatedly had to deny these warped Aesops.[[/note]]
518** The backlash against it has its own warped Aesop: Even if the overwhelming majority of individuals in a system did evil things, but [[MySpeciesDothProtestTooMuch a few did not]], then the whole institution is blameless for the deeds of its bad actors, and no changes are needed.
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