Line #39 WMG/UglyAmericans


1	[[WMG: Ugly Americans will parody Franchise/{{Transformers}}.]]
2	They already have robots in this setting, only a difference of scale is needed. They would mock how often Optimus Prime dies, likely by having their Prime expy die every couple minutes. Comparisons to [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Kenny]] and Jesus Christ every time it happens too. Oh and the robot from the department of integration will fall in love with an Arcee expy. To top it all of this episode will air on the same day as the premiere for WesternAnimation/TransformersPrime.
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4	[[WMG: [[UnfazedEveryman Mark]] isn't as [[OnlySaneMan normal]] as he looks.]]
5	The hero is never completely ordinary in shows like this, you know...
6	He seems to have adjusted quite well to the DestructoNookie with Callie - he was even reading over performance evaluations while she was whipping him!
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8	[[WMG: Callie and Twayne getting together won't bring forth the end times...]]
9	Callie and Mark getting married will.
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11	[[WMG: Lilith is still alive.]]
12	...because why not?
13	Hey, the only thing that actually happened to her was getting dropped into Hell - right in Callie's garden, actually.
14	** Who's to say her RapidAging stops at 18? Assuming she has the lifespan of a normal human, they wouldn't have to deal with her for over half a year.
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16	[[WMG: Mark's dad isn't human]]
17	This might be the reason we haven't seen him yet...
18	** Perhaps his dad is an Angel? That would explain his last name ([[MeaningfulName Lily]]) and also why demon women are so seemingly obsessed with [[CorruptTheCutie corrupting him.]]
19	[[WMG: Mark Himself is an AngelUnaware]]
20	Like Callie, he is a HalfHumanHybrid, but of a Human mother and an Angel father (who possibly had to return to heaven or risk becoming a FallenAngel for sleeping with a human.) This would explain a lot of his IncorruptiblePurePureness (it's implied in one epside that not cursing is even in his ''DNA''), His innate naive desire to help everyone and everything, and the fact that demon women are somewhat obsessed with Corrupting him.
21	[[WMG: Mark is gay]]
22	He can only acheive [[TheImmodestOrgasm a climax]] via penile insertion, and demons are known for having [[http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2010/04/340x_custom_1270145815807_picture_86.jpg large barbed penises]]
23	* ¡!¡ ALL DEMONS ¡!¡
24	* Seemingly Jossed by "Mark likes Dick".
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26	[[WMG: Callie's conception wasn't retconned]]
27	Frank Sinatra was apart of the cult that associated with Aldremach and Rosie was a little drunk when she agreed to that deal.
28	[[WMG: Eventually there will be an episode where they have to deal with a time travler.]]
29	And He'll obviously be a parody of The Doctor and Mark would have to deal with his remorse from being the destroyer of worlds.
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31	[[WMG: If Mark learnt to use the power of his soul, he'd be the most powerful [[Manga/SoulEater Meister]] on Earth.]]
32	...Or at least the western hemisphere. It's so powerful ''it crushes his own organs''. Say [[Manga/SoulEater people from the DMWA]] came to the city for a mission of some sort (say Maka, or Stein), and they saw his soul, and think: "Hey, if we helped him with that, we'd have one tough Meister!" Who knows. What if he could surpass [[TheGrimReaper Shinigami?]]
33	** An ''Ugly Americans''[=/=]''Manga/SoulEater'' crossover? HELL YES!
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35	[[WMG: Angels exist in this show, but [[FantasticRacism they are racist.]] ]]
36	We've seen just about every supernatural monster, from demons to zombies to land whales, but so far [[DevilButNoGod no angels.]] There aren't any reasons why they wouldn't exist, so why haven't we seen them? The answer is that yes, they do exist, but angels are [[FantasticRacism prejudiced against many of the inhabitants.]] They consider demons to be AlwaysChaoticEvil, even though demons can be both neutral and "decent", but [[ValuesDissonance with some habits]] [[BlueAndOrangeMorality that seem evil to the ignorant.]] Angels may also consider other monsters to be "evil", generally thinking that DarkIsEvil and LightIsGood, even though they range from "decent" to "haughty bastards with KnightTemplar tendencies." Like demons, they probably aren't run by the Judeo-Christian God(since [[Literature/TheBible the scriptures]] wouldn't be in line with [[MoralityKitchenSink Ugly]] [[FantasyKitchenSink Americans]]), but simply a powerful archangel with GodEmperor tendencies.
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38	[[WMG: Mark Lilly's idealism is just a facade, covering a deep-rooted cynicism bordering on sociopathy.]]
39	Just look at how he treated his ex-girlfriend in "Lilly and the Beast", or how he treats Croatian Guy in "Any Given Workday". His apparent "will to help everyone" is simply the will to impose what ''he'' considers to be the way things should be on everyone else. He's even more cynical than his co-workers, who are at least openly cynics while he puts up a nice, smiling face.
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41	[[WMG: The whole series is just [[spoiler:an angel's dream.]]]]
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