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3	Simón José Antonio de la Santísima Trinidad Bolívar y Palacios (24 July 1783 – 17 December 1830) was a military officer from the Spanish colony of UsefulNotes/{{Venezuela}}. With a reputation in South America only comparable to UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington in the United States, Bolivar is universally beloved throughout the continent as the man who freed them from Spain, affectionately nicknamed ''[[FounderOfTheKingdom El Libertador]]'' ("[[TheMagnificent the Liberator]]"). His history is the stuff of legends across Spanish-speaking South America; here's a short synopsis.
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5	Bolívar was a scion of one of the oldest, richest, and most respected families of ''criollos'' (i.e. colonial-born Whites) in colonial Venezuela. His parents died young, and he inherited the bulk of the family fortune. As a rich ''criollo'', he went to Europe for his education as a teenager, where he saw firsthand the corruption of the Spanish court. He was particularly revolted by the heir to the throne, [[UsefulNotes/FerdinandVII Ferdinand, Prince of Asturias]], whom Bolívar privately hated with a passion after a few interactions (including, most famously, several rounds of tennis during which the prince carried himself most ungraciously). The experience of seeing the Spanish court in person instilled in him a dislike of the Spanish and intense pride in his heritage in the New World.
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7	Keeping this pride, combined with his liberal education in the ideals of the [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanRevolution American]] and [[UsefulNotes/TheFrenchRevolution French]] Revolutions in mind, he decided to win independence for much of Spanish South America--or die trying. Bear in mind, he did this at a time that when UsefulNotes/NapoleonBonaparte invaded Spain, most of Spain's South American colonies declared they were still loyal to the Spanish king and set up temporary governments. The idea of independence was considered lunacy--and being that Spanish America was a slaveholding society and the UsefulNotes/{{Haiti}}an Revolution had just happened, resulting in the complete abolition of slavery and the deaths of thousands of Whites, Whites, especially rich Whites, (like the wealthy ''criollos'' like Bolívar himself who dominated the social and economic landscape of the colonies), were generally a little leery at best of talk of independence unless it came with a lot of strings attached.
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9	Bolívar, young radical that he was, didn't really care about that (although his family's wealth was heavily based on slaves, and he continued to hold slaves and kind of ignore Venezuela's Black and mixed-race majority for an unhealthily long time), but even when things in Europe got bad enough that the ''criollos'' decided that an independent republic was the way to go, they mostly ignored Bolívar as a young hothead with more money and ideas than sense. When Venezuela first tried to declare independence, he led the new republic's first quasi-diplomatic mission to Britain (a key potential ally)--but only because he was so rich, he could pay all of the mission's expenses with his own personal funds. When the mission ended and he got back to Caracas, he went back to being some big-mouthed rich kid who didn't know what he was talking about and didn't have any kind of official position.
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11	But then the fighting started. Although at first just a colonel, he acquitted himself rather well in combat despite the rather awful quality of the "Patriot" troops (with one mistake that's important but not worth going into here). When the royalists destroyed Venezuela's first attempt at a republic, he escaped (with a sojourn in the Caribbean) to what is now Colombia, where he gathered up an army that ended up taking over most of western Venezuela.
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13	The history after this point gets ''really'' complicated, but simply put, he then did to the lands that are now the countries of Venezuela, UsefulNotes/{{Colombia}}, {{UsefulNotes/Panama}}, {{UsefulNotes/Ecuador}}, UsefulNotes/{{Peru}}, and {{UsefulNotes/Bolivia}} (which was named in his honor in 1825) what UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington only did to one country. It was a [[WarIsHell very bloody war]] for independence, with a lot of rather nasty things done by both sides. This is best summarized in the infamous 'Decree of War to the Death', where Bolívar proclaims his intent to liberate Spanish America, and politely tells Spaniards that he'll kill them all just for being Spanish unless they side with him. Still, Bolívar was a military genius who relentlessly attacked the Spanish with conventional and guerrilla warfare, kept morale high, enjoyed huge popular support, and won many, many impressive victories until he had achieved his greatest one - driving a European empire and all their resources ''off an entire continent.'' For that reason alone, his military legacy is admired and extensively studied by the armies of Spanish-speaking South America to this day.
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15	Bolívar thought that a republic like the one in the United States [[DemocracyIsBad would not end well]] in the brutal world of South America (he once even said that the American people suffered from the "triple yoke of ignorance, tyranny, and vice").[[note]]To be fair, the British colonies in North America were allowed to essentially rule themselves and elect their own rulers, something the Spanish colonies never experienced, and that is why he thought it was better suited up there.[[/note]] This wasn't to say he was a despot or autocrat, however; his model was the British system of King, Lords, and Commons, with the King replaced with an elected executive president for life and the Lords replaced with a hereditary Senate. (In that sense, he was strikingly similar to UsefulNotes/AlexanderHamilton, who had similar ideas for the United States.) He was also not a fan of federalism, for the same reasons, and advocated strong powers for the central government (again like Hamilton, although more extreme[[note]]Hamilton was willing to accept federalism in the United States, if only because the country was so vast and the states were already well established as governing units by 1787. He merely advocated for the federal government to be as powerful as possible. Bolívar wanted unitary government for his Gran Colombia, even though it was almost as big as the early United States--indeed, Gran Colombia was larger than the US of Hamilton's day by about 150,000 square miles--and the divisions between Venezuela, New Granada (what is now Colombia), and the Audiencia of Quito (now Ecuador) were even older and more deeply rooted than the ones among the U.S. states.[[/note]]).
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17	Bolivar was President of a union of much of these colonies known as Gran Colombia from 1819 until 1830. At one point he was declared dictator for life, but it seems he never intended to actually rule absolutely for his entire life. At most, he wanted to have a life presidency with expansive but nevertheless not limitless powers--that is, he wanted to be King George, not Emperor Napoleon. The comparison to Napoleon is significant: Bolívar ''hated'' what Napoleon had done to the First French Republic. During his pre-revolution jaunt in Europe as a bereaved young widower, Bolívar had been in Paris during Napoleon's coronation in 1804, and had pointedly locked himself in his room and stayed away from the coronation festivities. Had Bolívar wanted to become a monarch, he probably could have--but he never wanted to, and so he never did. Please note that monarchism was still very much alive in the Latin America of Bolívar's day; his contemporary UsefulNotes/JoseDeSanMartin privately admitted to Bolívar at their famous meeting at Guayaquil in 1822 that he had been a (liberal, constitutional) monarchist the whole time he had been running around liberating the Southern Cone, wanting to crown an indigenous monarch in the posthumous example of Tupac Amaru II, and UsefulNotes/{{Mexico}} adopted a monarchist constitution upon obtaining independence in 1820.[[note]]Which failed largely because the aforementioned Prince of Asturias--by this point King Ferdinand VII of Spain--proved himself to be every much as bad a king as Bolívar had predicted on the tennis courts 20 years prior.[[/note]] Oh, and of course UsefulNotes/{{Brazil}} was home to the exiled Portuguese royal court and most of the Portuguese aristocracy, and would become an independent constitutional monarchy from 1822.
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19	Indeed, over the course of his career he was a bit like UsefulNotes/OliverCromwell, perpetually finding himself in power, trying to create a republican civilian constitutional government he could hand things over to, handing power to that government, seeing the new order torn apart by competing factions less interested than him in maintaining the new regime, and ultimately being asked to retake power to restore stability. In the end, after delivering the famous quote "all who served the revolution have plowed the sea" to express his disappointment on the result of his project, he resigned several months before his death at the relatively young age of 47, from what appears to have been tuberculosis.
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21	The new country, spread over a wide area and separated by geographical features like the Andes Mountains, was held together very loosely during Bolívar's lifetime, and it fell apart not long after he died. Some people would be surprised by how ahead of his time Bolívar was on some issues. Most prominently, he was a fairly early supporter of the abolition of slavery in Spanish-speaking South America, even though he came from a slaveholder family (compared to, say, UsefulNotes/ThomasJefferson). Most of his reasons were political, though, as promising the end of slavery would bring the large African-descended population of Venezuela to his side, as well as guaranteeing useful support from UsefulNotes/{{Haiti}};[[note]]In two of his several periods of exile, Bolívar took refuge in Haiti. His hosts agreed to support his struggle with arms, ships, and money if he promised to fight for the abolition of slavery in the lands he freed. [[IGaveMyWord He kept his word]].[[/note]]) he was still very much a ''criollo'' of his time in terms of race, spousing in private some less pleasant post-Enlightenment views on black and indigenous people that tend to be decorously swept aside in most portrayals on him.[[note]]Bolívar did try to gain the support of some black and indigenous communities, as those were often in the Royalist side of the war (and he had himself a black nanny, Hipólita, whom he very much loved), but he was very convinced that only whites were capable to govern. In his private letters, he derided the other races as inherently brutish and untrustworthy, which he would later conclude (such as in the famous "plowing the sea" letter) to be the very reason why the revolution he desired for the Americas ultimately failed. He also flirted with literal genocide to make an example, such as that of the Pastuso people, though this particular point was less by racial troubles and more because they were stubbornly Royalist and a constant thorn in his side during his final campaign to liberate Ecuador.[[/note]] That said, after he returned to Venezuela on a Haitian ship and armed with Haitian guns, he did free all of his slaves the minute he could get to the estate where most of these slaves lived. Bolívar also annoyed his fellow rich ''criollo'' by his insistence that some kind of slave liberation--however gradual--be written into the constitutions of every country he freed from Spanish rule (after the aforementioned stop in Haiti, that is). He also believed that the role of a government was only to protect the rights of its citizens.
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23	UsefulNotes/HugoChavez constantly venerated Bolivar as his personal hero enough to build his new ideology around him, and believed that he was assassinated by traitors. Chavez had scientists dig up his remains and test him for arsenic poisoning. While they said it ''might'' have been possible that he had some traces of arsenic, there's little chance that he was poisoned. Chavez comparing himself with Bolivar constantly did nothing to tarnish his reputation among the anti-Chavez opposition and Venezuelan exiles, who still hold Bolivar in extremely high regard and see Chavez as merely appropriating their hero to justify his regime. Ironically, Creator/KarlMarx ''despised'' Bolivar and wrote a very unflattering biography of him.
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25	His legacy is immense. Children throughout South America are still raised on real and fictional stories of him and his generals, many who went on to have their own legacies as national heroes. Every Spanish-speaking South American military honors him and his ideals. There are [[OurFounder statues of him]] in just about every city in the nations he helped free (and in London, which immensely appreciated Venezuela's favour during the time, being the only European country that aided their independence struggle). As mentioned earlier, Bolivia is named after him (as is Venezuela, now, technically), making him one of the few people in history to have the honor of being a country's namesake and the only person to be still alive when the naming took place.[[note]]Cecil Rhodes was alive when Rhodesia was named, but it was a British territory, and he died before it became an independent country[[/note]] There is a square named after him in every city of Venezuela, and the largest state in the country and its capital city (formerly known as Angostura[[note]]Yes, as in the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angostura_bitters aromatic bitters]], which were invented around 1820 in the city by the German physician Johann Gottlieb Siegert, the surgeon-general of Bolívar's army, as a medicinal digestive aid for the troops. However, the unstable politics of Venezuela in the later 19th century led the Siegert family to decamp to the stability of British-controlled Trinidad, where the House of Angostura is based to this day.[[/note]]) also bear his name. Colombia has also named one of its departments after him, namely the one containing Cartagena (the country's major port on the Caribbean, was involved in several of Bolívar's famous campaigns).
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28	!!Appears in the following works:
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31	* The French play ''Montserrat'', by Emmanuel Roblès, is about a young Spanish officer betraying his country and giving Bolivar information due to the atrocities committed by Spain in Venezuela.
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33	[[AC:Live-Action series]]
34	* ''Series/{{Bolivar}}''
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37	* ''VideoGame/AgeOfEmpiresIII'': He is a RebelLeader who will provide some help to Amelia Black if she helps him in one of his campaigns. [[spoiler:As a reward, he gives Amelia some guides who will lead her to Pacamayo and find the Last Inca City.]]
38	* Originally a Great General, [[AscendedExtra he became the leader]] of Gran Colombia in ''VideoGame/CivilizationVI''.
39	* His legacy in South America is evident in the ''[[VideoGame/VictoriaAnEmpireUnderTheSun Victoria]]'' series, which starts in 1836, just a few years after his death. The ''Colossus of the South'' DLC for ''3'' honors him by allowing nations with North or South Andean primary cultures to eventually form a "Federation of the Andes", which can potentially unite all Spanish-speaking countries in South America; the associated journal entry is even titled ''Bolivar's Dream''.
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42	* ''WesternAnimation/BolivarElHeroe'', a Colombian animated film based in his life.
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45	* He is the protagonist of a chapter in [[WebAnimation/ExtraCredits Extra History]].
46	* Season 5 of Creator/MikeDuncan's ''Podcast/{{Revolutions}}'' is a history of the South American Wars of Independence, using Bolívar as the viewpoint character.
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