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1* Roy Zimmerman's song "Firing the Surgeon General" established the title phrase as a euphemism for masturbation (by paralleling it to a number of other such euphemisms) to satirize the controversy that resulted in the 1994 dismissal of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joycelyn_Elders Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders]].
2* Music/LimpBizkit's ''Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water''. "Chocolate starfish" here being a euphemism for asshole, while "hot dog flavoured water" comes from an in-joke about how Wes Borland saw flavoured water on sale at a truck stop while touring, and jokingly wondered if they also come in meat or hot dog flavour.
3* Music/{{Kelis}}: "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."
4* When Music/EmilieAutumn performed her song "Misery Loves Company" on a morning news show, she replaced the line "pray for me you fucker, if you fucking dare" with "pray for me you muffin, if you muffin dare".
5* Music/BloodhoundGang's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZpxaiNV_sM "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"]] is just full of these.
6** That's ''all'' the song is. Try to find one line that doesn't have an UnusualEuphemism in it.
7** Almost EVERY one of BHG's songs are like this. The most obvious being "Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss Uhn-Tiss" "Bad Touch" and The Aforementioned "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"
8* Music/TheDecemberists' "The Chimbley Sweep":
9-->"Oh lonely urchin," the widow cried
10-->"I've not been swept since the day my husband died."
11* "Sugalumps" by Music/FlightOfTheConchords is filled with euphamisms for testicles, including the titular "sugalumps."
12** The song "Mutha'Uckas" and the term Muther'flippin from "Hiphophippotomous Vs. Rhymnocerous"
13* Played with in the music video for "Laid" by the band James. One line originally goes "But she only comes when she's on top." The version used in the music video replaces "comes" with "sings" - but that part of the video has a close shot of the lead singer, who is obviously singing the original lyric.
14* Originally composed for the alt.games.nintendo.pokemon.hentai newsgroup, the song "I Wanna Slowpoke Your Cloyster ('Till My Bulbasaur)" introduced the title phrase, as well as "jiggling the Jigglypuff".
15* "The Fez" by Music/SteelyDan isn't about a hat. It's a (made up?) euphemism for a condom.
16** But then "Steely Dan" is a euphemism for an erection, so that's hardly surprising.
17*** Steely Dan actually took their name from the nickname for a large metal dildo in ''Literature/NakedLunch''.
18* Viktor Vaughn's song "Mister Clean" has little to do with cleaning supplies; the title refers to Vik's insistance that his barber "Give me a Mister Clean", or shave his head completely, at the end.
19** Vik has a lot of strange or unique words or phrases. At one point he reminisces about something that happened "six degrees ago", etc.
20** The same artist does something similar in his Kind Geedorah persona; Geedorah is a space monster who doesn't truly understand humanity, and his alien perspective is partially represented by some seriously idiosyncratic speech quirks.
21* In the Music/MeatLoaf song ''I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)'', "that" is a reference to a previous line where the singer names a thing he would never do ("forget the way you feel", "stop dreaming of you", etc.) Due in no small part to the complexity of the lyrical construction, it's also assumed by many listeners to be a euphemism for something else, to the point where Meat Loaf says "What is ''that''?" is the most frequent question he's asked by his fans.
22* [[Film/ThisIsSpinalTap Spinal Tap]]: ''Big Bottom''.
23** "Big Bottom" itself is pretty [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin straightforward]], but the song also references "mud flaps," meaning ... we're not quite sure what, but from context it has to do with a lady's backside. The title is also a musical pun, as Nigel and David trade their usual guitars for ''basses'' on this song.
24* Music/LadyGaga gives us "I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!" in "Love Game" and "bluffin' with my muffin" in "Poker Face".
25* Countless P-Funk songs use the word "funk" not only to refer to the music style, but also as a substitute for a similar-sounding word.
26** As do the Black-Eyed Peas in "Don't Phunk With My Heart".
27*** As a result, some radio stations played "edited" versions replacing "phunk" with "mess", as in "Don't Mess With My Heart".
28* Jack Ingram did this with "Love You", replacing "fuck" with "love" (e.g. "Love you, love this town / Love this mother-lovin' truck that keeps breakin' lovin' down").
29* American Ride by Toby Keith has "The fit's gonna hit the shan"
30* Subverted in "Big Dumb Sex" by Music/{{Soundgarden}}, the verses are full of unusual euphemisms, but the chorus is "I know what to do. I'm gonna [[ClusterFBomb fuck (fuck) (fuck) (fuck)]] you!"
31* "Elektronik Supersonik" by Zlad! includes the lines "I put my port plug in your socket" and "So onto my love rocket, climb."
32* Music/{{Rammstein}} does that kinda often as well. Most notably in ''Pussy''. Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr!
33* A radio edit of Music/JethroTull's "Locomotive Breath" removed "balls" and spliced in the word "fun" from the previous verse, resulting in the strange expression "got him by the fun."
34* Music/{{Starflyer 59}}: While their lyrics never use any words worse than "hell", Jason Martin reportedly used (and possibly still uses) euphemisms like "what the eff" and "piece of shin".
35* Music/SteeleyeSpan's "Drink Down The Moon" uses "cuckoo's nest" to refer to female genitalia.
36* Music/{{Aerosmith}} songs are full of this. Most notably the famous "Walk This Way" has this line "You ain't seen nothin' 'till you're down on a muffin." Music/LadyGaga's line in "Poker Face" is probably a ShoutOut to this song.
37** "Muff" may be dated, but it's not an unusual expression, at least not in 1975.
38* Music/InsaneClownPosse use the terms "Neden" and "Cotton Candy" over "vagina" or "pussy"; other Creator/PsychopathicRecords artists have used this term as well: Music/AnybodyKilla released a song called "Your Neden's Haunted", loosely about sexually-transmitted disease ala ICP's "Bugz On My Nugz".
39* When MoralGuardians complained about [[ChristianRock Christian]] [[HipHop rapper]] Manafest using the phrase "you scare the hell out of me" (a religious {{pun}} previously used by [[HairMetal Stryper]] and [[{{Deathcore}} Impending Doom]]), he changed the line to "you scare the ''junk'' out of me." UnusualDysphemism?
40* Music/CabCalloway, in "Minnie the Moocher" tells how her boyfriend taught her 'how to kick the gong around', which meant 'how to smoke an opium pipe' in the 1920s.
41* Music/WeirdAlYankovic's ''One More Minute'' mentions being "stranded all alone in the gas station of love", and having "to use the self-service pumps"
42* Music/{{Ludo}}: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUw-V0GPvQU Whipped Cream]]
43** When asked [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc7Hm5f1v0w why they chose to write a song about whipped cream]], Andrew responded
44-->''I wouldn't say that Whipped Cream is actually about... whipped cream''
45* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3d6FjEo_U0 Grace Jeanette's version of Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na)]] by Music/MyChemicalRomance she substitues "hugs" for drugs. And then uses it for another word, winding up with "Hug like a Kennedy".
46* "Precious" by Music/{{Pretenders}} has "I had my eye on your imperial". It doesn't sound like she means a car. More like a scepter.
47* A possibly once-common expression, used to give an old-fashioned feel to John Fogerty's "Centerfield": according to WordOfGod, "Brown-eyed handsome man" is an old-time expression for "African-American". Might also pop up in Van Morrison's "Brown Eyed Girl" and Music/LedZeppelin's "Good Times Bad Times".
48* Music/FrankZappa is quite fond of using phrases such as "abused the sausage patty", from "St. Alphonso Pancake's Breakfast" on ''Music/{{Apostrophe}}'', "plooking one another" (''Music/JoesGarage''),... in his lyrics.
49* A lyric from Music/ThePharcyde's "On The DL": "Should I pursue to do you, or just stroke my [[MaleToFemaleUniversalAdaptor knot]]?" The narrator is supposed to be a human, not a canine.
50* Music/{{Voltaire}}'s song "[[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration The Sexy Data Tango]]" is just full of these. They include "Defiant" and "spangler wrench" for penis, "transwarp conduit" and "wormhole" for vagina, and "quantum singularity" for orgasm.
51* Music/WarrenZevon's "Model Citizen":
52--> ''In the cool of the evening''
53--> ''When the sun goes down''
54--> ''My wife's playing canasta''
55--> ''With every guy in town''
56* "[[Music/TheWho Mama's got a Squeeze Box, Daddy never sleeps at night.]]"
57* Music/LadyAntebellum's "Downtown":
58-->I got a dress that'll show a little uh uh\
59But you ain't gettin' uh uh if you don't come pick me up
60* "Hey Bobby" by K.T. Oslin:
61-->Hey Bobby
62-->[[IntercourseWithYou Would you like to go for a ride]] [[http://www.sex-lexis.com/Sex-Dictionary/country in the country]] with me
63* "House of Fun" by Music/{{Madness|Band}} is about a teenage boy trying to buy condoms from the chemist, but is too embarrassed to actually say "condoms", so he uses euphemisms that the poor lady behind the counter doesn't understand. When he asks for "party favors, balloons" and "party poppers," she tells him to try the titular joke shop around the corner.
64* The music of Music/{{Devo}} is chock full of strange, obscure euphemisms, an extreme example being their demo song "Goo Goo Itch":
65-->Itchy, itchy goo, there's a pile next to you
66-->Itchy goo, itchy goo and it's turning blue
67-->Itchy goo, itchy goo, itchy goo, goo, goo
68-->It's all I want to do, whammo!
69** Nobody (apparently even Jerry Casale) is quite sure what "Sloppy (I Saw My Baby Gettin')" is about.
70-->I saw my baby yesterday
71-->She spent her money on a car
72-->It didn't get her very far
73-->So my baby said to me
74-->You know my baby she said sloppy
75-->I think I missed the hole
76** "Be Stiff", if you can [[SomethingSomethingLeonardBernstein discern the lyrics to begin with]], has lines such as "Fruit ooze is wetly lewd, so stay dry in rubber boots," "Cucumbers ripe and rude," "Breathe hard in metal suits," and so forth.
77* The opening line of "Combine Harvester" by Music/TheWurzels: "I drove my tractor through your haystack last night."
78* From Autumn to Ashes' "Take Her to the Music Store" was written about a friend who was raped, or "fucked against her own will." The title is based off of an euphemism, "taken to the music store," created among bandmates after a bad experience with a local music store that ripped them off (or rather, [[DoNotExplainTheJoke fucked the band against their own will]]).
79* Music/{{Eminem}}'s song [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGUuMAuudPE "Fack"]]. (Warning: the song is very {{NSFW}}.) Guess what "fack" is a synonym for.
80-->"Oh God, I wanna [[ItMakesSenseInContext facking fack]]"\
81"[[LampshadeHanging No, not 'fuck']], I said 'fack'"\
82"F-A-C-K F-A-C-K fack, fack fack facking freak me!"
83* Parodied by Music/TheLonelyIsland with their song "I Don't Give A Honk".
84* En Vogue's "Don't Let Go (Love)" seems to be a song about coercing a man to make his relationship with the singer official, curiously urging him to "lose control."
85* Music/NickiMinaj's song "Anaconda" is a subversion, in that the verses are quite explicit [[StuffyOldSongsAboutTheButtocks in their subject matter.]] But the refrain consists of this line repeated over and over again: "My [[ICallHimMisterHappy anaconda]] don't want none unless you got buns!"
86* Punk band Music/{{Vagiant}} happens to also work for Harmonix, and as such got one of their songs into ''VideoGame/GuitarHero II''. The song in question is "Fuck the Kells", and had to be heavily edited for the T-rated game (such as replacing nearly all cases of "fuck" with "frack" and renaming the whole song to "FTK"). One memorable change was "You can take this bar, and shove it up your fuckin' ass!" becoming "You can take this car, and fill it up with tons o' gas!" Which... ''could'' be construed as wanting you to hit the road, Jack, and get as far away from them as a full tank will take ya.
87* John Hiatt & Little Village have "Solar Sex Panel". Sort of ecologically correct version of the BawdySong.
88* Sheena Easton, "Sugar Walls".
89* Music/MeghanTrainor's "All About That Bass" uses the term "bass" to [[StuffyOldSongsAboutTheButtocks describe a woman's behind]], [[ForcedMeme though it felt forced]] when she used it again in her follow-up song "Lips are Movin'" ("I gave you bass...").
90* "Grope Need" by Music/TheFugs from ''Music/ItCrawledIntoMyHandHonest''.
91--> ''Slipping my horny candy cane into your existential hole.''
92* Music/SystemOfADown's song "Bounce" on the surface is about a pogo stick. It's really about APartyAlsoKnownAsAnOrgy.
93* The ''Music/NinjaSexParty'' song ''Peppermint Creams'' is about a knight who really enjoys the princess' "peppermint creams". The chorus reveals (loudly and at length) that he means her breasts and bottom, not that she makes really good York patties.
94* Music/BlueManGroup has [[HurricaneOfEuphemisms "Shake Your Euphemism"]], which lists off different terms for "butt". Some of them are normal, like "hind-quarters", "booty", and "buttocks". Others are... very strange, like "your dinner with Andre", "your George Foreman grill", [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} "Mothra"]], and "the place where all the burritos go".
95* Ann Wilson's "My [[CountryMatters Thing]] Is My Own" contains several rather interesting 18th-century euphemisms for sexual matters.
96-->A cunning clockmaker did court me as well\
97And promised me riches if I'd ring his bell\
98So I looked at his clockwork, and said with a shock\
99Your pendulum's far too small for my clock
100* ''Music/BadLipReading'': ''Shooting a Russian Unicorn'', if the lyrics doesn't already make it clear what the term alludes to.
101* Music/{{Beck|Musician}} promises to "leave graffiti where you've never been kissed" in "Nicotine and Gravy". Also known as the alphabet trick.
102* [[Music/{{Pixies}} Frank Black]], "[[GroinAttack Kicked In The Taco]]"
103* Music/LorettaLynn, "Wings Upon Your Horns."
104* It's easily mistaken for {{scatting}}, but the bridge to "So Hot You're Hurting My Feelings" by Music/CarolinePolachek includes a background chant of "show me the banana"; she's probably not referring to fruit.
105* ''Music/{{Songdrops}}'': "Sometimes My Butt Makes Noises" refers to farting as one's butt "saying hi" and "thunder".
106* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBiDhPcE60Y Diaper Song]]" refers to the grunts the baby makes when he poops as a song.
107* The radio version of Music/TheBeautifulSouth's "Don't Marry Her" has the line "She'll grab your Sandra Bullocks".
108* Saint-Saëns' "Carnival of the Animals" has a movement titled "Personnages à longues oreilles" ("Characters with long ears"), which is just two violins performing crude impressions of braying donkeys.
109* In Music/RoyBrown's "Butcher Pete", a butcher runs around with a knife, chopping up everyone's meat. However, many of the lyrics make no sense if you take this at face value and interpret it as him simply giving people sliced meat, or as him stabbing and cannibalizing people: the narrator warns listeners to watch their wives when Pete is around, and some verses specifically mention that women ''want'' to be "chopped up" by Pete. The other interpretation, of course, is that "chopping up meat" is an euphemism for sex, and Pete's "long sharp knife" is his penis, turning this from MurderBallad to IntercourseWithYou.
110* One version of 'St. Louis Blues' performed by Music/TheInkSpots contains the lines:
111-->''Going back to St. Louis to get my ham bone boiled,\

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