Line #93 UnfortunateNames/LiveActionTV


1	UnfortunateNames in live-action TV.
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5	* ''Radio/OurMissBrooks'': The radio and television program has the recurring character of DumbJock Stretch Snodgrass, whose real name is ''Fabian Snodgrass''. In "Stretch Has A Problem", Stretch tells Miss Brooks he was mocked for his name as a child. It runs in the family. He had a sister named ''Rapunzel Snodgrass''. Later, on television [[SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute his brother]] ''Winston Snograss'' (nicknamed "Bones") is introduced in "The Yodar Kritch Award".
6	* ''Series/ExtraordinaryAttorneyWoo'': {{Invoked}} by Bang Gu-ppong [[labelnote:Translation]] "Fart" in Korean [[/labelnote]], who deliberately legally changed his name to just that to make children laugh.
7	* ''Series/{{Firefly}}'': Jayne Cobb. River says it best, "Jayne is a girl's name."
8	* ''Series/TheITCrowd'' gave us Peter File, who was unfortunate enough to be paged over an airport loudspeaker. British English pronounces "pedophile" like "pee-do-file" and, in England, the 'R' is generally unvoiced, making the two terms sound much more similar. (Moss even notes the difference in pronunciation at one point, likely the writers' attempt at explaining the joke to American viewers.) ''Series/TheITCrowd'' was probably referencing ''Series/BrassEye'' who [[OlderThanTheyThink did that joke in the 2001 special]]. Creator Graham Linehan was one of the writers of the ''Brass Eye'' special.
9	* ''The Chaser'' - an Australian comedy group - pulled a similar prank in an airport during their ''War On Everything'' show, taking advantage of an automated booking terminal to create passes under such names as Terry Wrist and Al Kyder and then waiting until the staff broadcast the names over the loudspeakers.
10	* On ''Series/MurphyBrown'', Corky Sherwood married a man whose last name was Forrest, making her married name [[Myth/RobinHood Corky Sherwood-Forrest]]. Rather amusingly, the actress who played Corky, Faith Ford, was married at the time to a man whose last name was Nottingham.
11	* On the BBC's ''Wings'', Lieutenant Gaylion's surname is pronounced GAY-lee-un. For much of the first season, Captain Triggers refers to him as gay-lion, pronouncing it as though he were a predatory cat that prefers the company of other male predatory cats.
12	* ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'':
13	** One of the reasons Jordan divorced Dr. Cox (at least according to her) was because his name is, well, Dr. ''Cox''. The problem with this is illustrated in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsd5jlExE0g this clip]].
14	** Keith, whose last name is Dudemeister. "It's German, it means ''master of dudes''." Then there's Private Dancer[[note]][[DontExplainTheJoke his surname is Dancer, and his military rank is Private]][[/note]]. And of course Doctors Beardfacé [[PretentiousPronunciation (pronounced Beard-fuh-say)]] and Mickhead. And Coleman Slawski.
15	** Turk has dibs on the name [[Franchise/StarWars Chewbacca]] for a future child, though it's unlikely his wife will let him. JD named his own child Sam Perry ''[[Series/GilligansIsland Gilligan]]'' Dorian.
16	** JD's (John Dorian) original name was ''Joanna'' and it stayed that way for a while, as his parents hadn't decided on a male name before he was born.
17	* ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'':
18	** The name Robin Charles Scherbatsky Jr is the king of this trope. Why? Because the name belongs to a ''woman''.
19	** The show gave us Theodore Evelyn Mosby. Evelyn used to be a male name. Barney tried to use Ted's full name and used "Theodore Vivian Mosby".[[note]]The first wife of the (male) English novelist Evelyn Waugh was named "Evelyn". The couple was known as "the two Evelyns".[[/note]]
20	** One episode has a poor girl named Cook Pu. Ted unfortunately thinks that this is a prank name his students edited onto his attendance sheet in order to make him look stupid, and goes about mocking them at length for not having enough imagination to come up with a name less lame and obvious than "Cook Pu". He ''does'' feel terrible when he realizes that it's actually a real name — when the student in question runs out of his class in tears. [[EpicFail Oops.]]
21	** Lily and Marshall gave their son Marvin the middle name Wait For It as a reference to one of Barney's catchphrases. Barney chose the name himself. The gang thinks it's awesome.
22	** Ted discussed someday naming his future children Luke and Leia after ''Franchise/StarWars'' characters, using ShoutOutThemeNaming.
23	** Season 6 had Randy Wharmpess who finally fulfilled his dream of starting his own brewery.
24	--->"It's not beer, it's ''[[ATankardOfMooseUrine Wharmpess]]''."
25	* Chrissy from ''Series/ThreesCompany''? Her full name is Christmas Snow.
26	* ''Series/AlienNation'': A ship full of alien refugees with difficult names arrives on Earth and all are assigned human names. Naming thousands of people can get pretty tedious, so the ones near the end of the line ended up with names like Sam Francisco, Rudyard Kipling, etc. The names were somewhat difficult but not prohibitively so: George Francisco (formerly Sam) was Stangya Soren'tzah and Cathy Frenkel was Gelana Vray, for example. The names were selected not only for absurdity or evocation of famous humans, but also with irony or malice: a not-so-bright Tenktonese was called Albert Einstein, and a couple interested in having an electric articles store were named Thomas and Alva Edison. And, strangely, years after the descent, the immigration office still is funny with names: in the TV movie ''Dark Horizon'' the newly arrived Aphossno is named Norman Conquest. The original film was implicitly referencing Ellis Island clerks who "Americanized" immigrant names they had trouble pronouncing.
27	* In ''Series/HappyEndings'' Penny dates a perfectly nice man whose name is Doug... Hitler.
28	* ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'':
29	** Peggy Bundy's maiden name is 'Wanker'.
30	** Marcy Rhoades takes the news that she got married to a man she doesn't remember meeting in a ceremony she also doesn't remember surprisingly well... but she's much less pleased to learn that her name is now Marcy D'Arcy.
31	** Hilariously, this (as well as Marcy's character even before the new name) is a direct parody of Marcy Carsey, producer of rival show ''Series/TheCosbyShow''. Like the fictional character, Carsey also got her unfortunate surname by marriage.
32	** Once, Peggy and the kids are going through the phone book looking for a new last name. Perfectly good names keep getting rejected because Kelly can't spell them. So they end up using "Cat". Buck was especially thrilled. (Cat being an odd choice, as another episode shows that Kelly can't even spell ''that'' right.)
33	* The generally unfortunate ''Series/DoctorWho'' companion Peri Brown's real first name is ''Perpugilliam''. (Yes, she's from Earth.)
34	** Not to mention ''Petronella'' Osgood.
35	** Or ''Dorothy Gale'' [=McShane=], better known as Ace. Mum loooved Film/TheWizardOfOz, you see.
36	* ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'':
37	** A sketch called "Mr. and Mrs. Git" had a family with the surname "Git". They had "A Sniveling Little Rat-Faced Git" and his wife "Dreary Fat Boring Old Git". The Gits had named their children "Dirty Lying Little Two-Faced" and "Ghastly Horrible Spotted Vicious Little". They do recognize that it's unfortunate for them to have a surname like "Git", but given their horrible first names they recognize that changing it won't do them much good. Then again, as the sketch goes on you learn they're actually quite horrible people to go with the names, so it's all... Ok?
38	** Mr. Smokestoomuch. Apparently it wasn't a burden, he was well into adulthood before he figured it out.
39	** Raymond Luxury Yacht, which is actually pronounced "Throat Warbler Mangrove."
40	** Mrs. B.J. Smegma of 13, The Crescent, Belmont from the sketch "How Not To Be Seen."
41	* ''Series/MorkAndMindy'' has Mindy's landlord, Mr. Wanker.
42	* At the ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'' class reunion, it is revealed that Mac has been going by a nickname because his birth name is Ronald [=McDonald=].
43	* ''Series/ThirtyRock'':
44	** A newly engaged Cerie gushed about her future children: "I already have all the names picked out. If it's a girl, 'Bookcase'. Or 'Sandstorm'. Or maybe 'Hat'... but that's more of a boy's name."
45	** [[AttentionWhore Jenna]] tops this with "Frisbeeface" and "Glock". Gender irrelevant.
46	** The guy in charge of dealing with sexual harassment cases is named Jeffrey Wienerslave.
47	** Wesley Snipes.
48	---> '''Wesley Snipes:''' If you were shown a picture of him and a picture of me, and were asked, 'Who should be named Wesley Snipes', you'd pick the pale Englishman every time! Every time, Liz!
49	** In an early episode, Liz is certain that Tracy made up "Dr. Spaceman", the doctor he claims prescribed him all the drugs he's been taking -- until she finally meets the doctor ([[PronouncingMyNameForYou though he prefers to pronounce it Spah-che-men]]).
50	** Steven, who is a Black. As in, a member of the Black family.
51	---> '''Jack:''' Remarkable people, the Blacks: musical, very athletic, not very good swimmers... again, I am talking about the family. Black ''is'' African American though.
52	* ''Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou'':
53	** A segment centered around the very poorly named Randy Bumgardner.
54	** They noted that Randy's mother's maiden name was Mincey, so he could potentially have become a Mincey-Bumgardner.
55	* ''Series/{{MADtv}}'':
56	** The Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man's full name is Mofaz Idi Amin Pulpat Stalin Bin Laden Manson Johnson Always.
57	** With Wings.
58	** Supposedly there's a Hussein in there too.
59	* ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'':
60	** It gives us Bob Loblaw, a lawyer. His website is Bob Loblaw's Law Blog. At one point, a headline reads "Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb".
61	** There's the surrogate, Larry Middleman.
62	** The Bluth family yacht, the ''Seaward''. Which Gob embraces when he names its successor the ''[[CountryMatters 'C'-Word]]''.
63	* ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' had a few notable examples:
64	** A sketch called "The Life and Times of Johnny Hildo." The inability of everyone to understand that it's Hildo (with an H) drives him to commit murder. His cellmate is Larry Bagina.
65	** Alec Baldwin's Pete Schweddy (the guy who makes Schweddy Balls and Schweddy Weiners).
66	** Christoper Walken's one-shot character Colonel Angus (later renamed Enol after being drummed out of the service during the Civil War).
67	** Nic Cage's Asswipe (pronounced "ah-swee-pay") Johnson.
68	** Lord and Lady Douchebag, from a sketch about nobles who'd had things named after them (Sandwich, Argyll, Cardigan, etc.). At the the very end of the sketch, the butler announces "Lord Compost Heap and Lady Disinfectant Cake".
69	** Two sketches feature interviews with victims of tragedies (an earthquake in the first and a COVID-19 superspreader event in the second) by the local name change office. Unfortunately, none of the visitors got to change their names, leading to embarrassing interviews with people like Erma Gerd, Mark Peanus, [[Series/MorkAndMindy Morgan Mindy]], and the unfortunately young Holden Tudiks. In the second one, a man named Jeffrey Epstein[[note]]sharing a name with an infamous convicted child sex offender[[/note]] stays behind to help contract trace and is hailed as a hero, but he insists for their own good that they call him Jeffrey ''B.'' Epstein.
70	* TV personality [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCdv4GHTyo4 Myke Hawke]], pronounced like "Mike Hawk". Try saying his name real fast.
71	* ''Series/{{Glee}}'':
72	** "Finn and Quinn": One of the worst-best {{Portmanteau Couple Name}}s ever, and probably intentional, too. "Sue and Schue" is another such example.
73	** [[IdiotHero Finn]] and his pregnant girlfriend Quinn discussing baby names:
74	--->'''Finn''': And then I thought up the perfect name - DRIZZLE!
75	** In another example from this series, of the Unfortunate Meaning variety, one of the girls from the Jane Addams Academy is named [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphasia Aphasia]].
76	* ''Series/LoveConnection'' introduces a 26-year-old man who loves beer and loud music. He currently works in gift sales and his mom seems to have some issues with his love life. Ladies and gentlemen, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuZeU-SjgJQ Robert Fagot]].
77	* ''Series/{{CSI}}'' Sara Sidle. Go on, try saying it quickly.
78	** Hers may be somewhat punny, but now D.B. has her beat in the name department. "Seeing Red" revealed his full name is Diebenkorn Russell. No wonder he uses D.B. And even that made Grissom raise an eyebrow since D.B. is law enforcement slang for “dead body.”
79	* ''{{Series/CSINY}}'':
80	** Aiden Burn - she had the misfortune to be found as a charred corpse after being fired from the lab.
81	** Averted by Josephine "Jo" Danville, who kept her maiden name while married to Russ Josephson.
82	** When Christine reveals Mac's middle name to Jo (and says that her brother had picked on him relentlessly about it), Jo responds with, "Mac ''[[EmbarrassingMiddleName Llewellyn]]'' Taylor?? Good Lord."
83	* ''Series/UniversityChallenge'':
84	** It had one contestant called Steve Raper. To make matters worse, he represented the University of Bath, so every time he buzzed in TheAnnouncer said "Bath Raper," which sounds like a SerialKiller sobriquet.
85	** Martin Heighway (pronounced "highway") of the Open University: "Open Heighway."
86	* A subplot in ''Series/HillStreetBlues'' had Det. La Rue trying to help the career of a struggling standup comic named Vic [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Hitler]], who had made a deathbed promise to his father to keep the family name. La Rue encountered him, not yet knowing his name, and he was so funny La Rue was cracking up laughing. He couldn't understand how this guy couldn't make it as a comic. Then he learned his name. (He also turned out to suffer from narcolepsy, leading to talk of billing him as "Vic Hitler, the Narcoleptic Comic.")
87	* Stringfellow Hawke, of ''Series/{{Airwolf}}''. Perhaps one of the most memorable names of all TV characters. He gets to share a laugh with one Michael Coldsmith-Briggs III over each other's names.
88	* One episode of ''Series/{{Cheers}}'' had Carla trying to get around a family naming tradition that would have unintentionally forced the name "UsefulNotes/BenitoMussolini" on her unborn baby.
89	* One episode of ''Series/Miranda2009'' featured both a character called Susan Perb ([[DontExplainTheJoke Sue Perb = superb]]) ''and'' a character called Dick Twist ([[AccidentalInnuendo which needs no explanation]]). When Miranda's new work colleagues don't find the former funny, it's the final straw and she quits the job; the latter becomes a RunningGag throughout the episode.
90	* Captain Darling from ''Series/{{Blackadder}} Goes Forth''. The creators said that as soon as they came up with the name for him, he went from a totally empty character to one who'd been steeped in a lifetime's worth of bitterness and resentment from being called "darling" by everyone.
91	* ''Series/MalcolmInTheMiddle'': A girl in Dewey's class at school is called Regina Tucker. Reese is still unable to think up a sleazy nickname for her.
92	* The Malaysian government tried to ban ''Franchise/PowerRangers'' because of their title "Mighty Morphin." And morphine is a drug. Of course, it was just a matter of taking the "Morphin'" out, so [[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers the first three seasons]] aired as just ''Mighty Power Rangers''.
93	* While not treated as such in-show, Captain Hunnicutt of ''Series/{{Mash}}'' arguably has one of these in "BJ." You may think that the modern connotation of that initialism probably hadn't been developed yet in TheFifties, but there is a scene in one episode that offers a possible nod-and-a-wink to this. A visiting nurse asks Hunnicutt what BJ stands for. Before he can answer, Hawkeye quickly interrupts with, "Anything you like." Another episode, however, has him explain that he was named for his parents, ''B''ea and ''J''ay.
94	* ''Series/AreYouBeingServed'' featured Wilberforce Claybourne Humphries. Not to mention Mr. Lucas, who is not thrilled to reveal that his first name is Dick.
95	* ''Series/TheThickOfIt'': "[[Music/ElvisPresley Elvis]]... sorry, ''[[ThePoorMansSubstitute Cliff]]''!" Malcolm Tucker cruelly points out that Cliff Lawton MP may not have the most appropriate name in British politics.
96	* ''Series/HomeAndAway'' has Marilyn Chambers. Unlike her RL namesake, though, she really is 99 44/100% pure.
97	* ''Series/{{NCIS}}'' has Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard. And a guest character in one episode named Benjamin Franklin.
98	* On ''Series/{{Bones}}'' Angela's given name was so terrible that she changed it the minute she turned 18. In season 10, it was finally revealed, and it is indeed quite the UnfortunateName: Pookie Noodlin Pearly-Gates Gibbons. Angela’s dad wants to continue the trend by naming Angela and Jack’s son Staccato Mamba, but it’s averted that time as Hodgins flat out refuses.
99	* ''Series/{{Friends}}'':
100	** Chandler Muriel Bing. He doesn't like either his name or surname, and he's very unhappy when he blabs and reveals his middle name.
101	** Rachel's chiropractor.
102	--->'''Rachel:''' Excuse me, Dr. Bobby happens to be an excellent doctor.
103	--->'''Dr. Green:''' Wait a minute, his name is ''Dr. Bobby''?
104	--->'''Rachel:''' Well that's his last name.
105	--->'''Ross:''' And his first name.
106	--->'''Dr. Green:''' He's Bobby Bobby?
107	--->'''Rachel:''' It's ''Robert'' Bobby.
108	** Joey does this to HIMSELF when he's persuaded to adopt the stage name of "UsefulNotes/JosephStalin". Being TheDitz, he doesn't realize the problem until it's too late.
109	* ''Series/TJHooker'' has its title character. (The name of the show [[ExecutiveVeto was originally]] going to just be ''Hooker''.)
110	* ''Series/{{Chuck}}'' is given a number by Casey so he can request military support on a mission. Casey says that he will be redirected to a Colonel Sanders, and tells Chuck not to make fun of his name.
111	* A couple examples from ''Series/{{Community}}''. Both {{lampshaded}} of course.
112	** Britta. What is she, a water filter?
113	** Shirley names her son after Chang, who helps talk her through the birth. The problem? His first name is Ben...and her last name is Bennett. She has an OhCrap moment when she realizes.
114	* ''Series/TheYoungOnes'': Vyvyan Basterd. The surname by itself is pretty unfortunate, but the owner of the full name is a ''boy''. Oddly enough, though, it proves to be a perfect fit for him.
115	* ''Series/{{Bottom}}''
116	** Vyvyan's actor would go on a few years later to play a character named Edward Elizabeth Hitler.
117	---> '''Woman [jokingly]:''' Oh, any relation?
118	---> '''Eddie:''' Yes, actually!
119	** There was a barman named Dick Head.
120	** Richie's full name is Richard Richard.
121	* One episode of ''Series/PushingDaisies'' features lonely client Randy Mann.
122	* In a bit on ''Series/TheDailyShow'', before he left for [[Series/TheColbertReport his own show]], Stephen Colbert confessed that his name was Ted Hitler. "No relation. [[spoiler:Okay, well, distant relation. Two generations. Straight up. Okay, Hitler was my grandfather!]]"
123	** This trope was the basis for the classic "Britain's Fallen Soldiers" sketch. Creator/JohnOliver tries to motivate the rest of the UN into sending soldiers to Afghanistan by reading a list of [[BlatantLies Britain's deceased soldiers]] during UsefulNotes/WorldWarII, who have increasingly ridiculous names.
124	* In ''Series/KeepingUpAppearances'' the main character, an inveterate snob, is Hyacinth Bucket, though she insists on pronouncing it Bouquet and gets very stroppy when others call her Mrs. Bucket. Her husband, Richard, from whom she obviously got the name, is not embarrassed by his surname at all and tends to roll his eyes when he hears her correcting people.
125	* In ''Series/ThirdRockFromTheSun'', Dick learns that he is the Big Giant Head's son, which would make his surname "Head."
126	* In one episode of ''Series/TheGoodies'' the gang has to market a brand of bedtime drink that they rename 'Snooze'. The original name of the product? Venom.
127	* One skit from ''Series/ChappellesShow'' featured a 50s-style sitcom about the Niggar family, who are actually white. Much fun was had with NWordPrivileges. The end of the skit has them meeting a Hispanic family named the Wetbacks.
128	* [[Series/TheRedGreenShow Red Green.]]
129	* ''Series/{{Angel}}'' had a recurring demon character who was called either Lorne or just The Host, due to his running a karaoke bar. That's because his real name was Krevlorneswrath of the Deathwok Clan. In the episode "Belonging", he explains that he considers just Lorne to still be an Unfortunate Name because of the ''Series/{{Bonanza}}'' jokes (he has green skin, and ''Bonanza'' stars Lorne Greene). In his home dimension of Pylea, "The Host" is also an unfortunate name as it is more closely associated with parasites than guests there.
130	* In the ''Series/{{Grimm}}'' episode "Nameless", a Fuchsteufelwild traditionally has a name that is an [[SignificantAnagram anagram]] of Rumpelstiltskin. The [[MonsterOfTheWeek Fuchsteufelwild]] responsible for the murders is stuck with the name Trinket Lipslums.
131	* ''Series/GoodLuckCharlie'':
132	** PJ Duncan's name in one episode is revealed as [[spoiler: Potty John]]. Then it gets changed to [[spoiler: Patty John, legally PP Duncan]]. Poor guy.
133	** In "Kit and Kaboodle," Teddy invites a {{Cloudcuckoolander}} veterinarian named Dr. Tushy to check on Mrs. Dabney's cat. Dr. Tushy [[PronouncingMyNameForYou insists it's pronounced]] "''Tuh''-shy," but Teddy can't really tell the difference. Teddy asks Dr. Tushy's first name. It's Tish.
134	-->'''Teddy''': ...Tish Tushy.\
135	'''Dr. Tushy''': ''Doctor''! \
136	'''Teddy''': ''[[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject Aaaanyway...]]''
137	* In a sketch in ''Series/ManStrokeWoman,'' a couple talks to another couple about them having a baby and what they plan on naming it. They apparently plan on naming it Crapbasket. The other couple resists their urge to say something, and tell them it is a lovely name.
138	* In Season 1 of ''Series/OnceAndAgain'', Karen briefly dates a man named Lloyd Lloyd, which amuses her ex-husband and children to no end. Even Karen, after telling them they're being mean, can't help laughing about it as well.
139	-->'''Karen:''' (''trying to hold it together'') The name so nice, they used it twice! (''dissolves into helpless laughter'')
140	** Judy also makes fun of it in Season 2.
141	* On ''Series/AgentsOfSHIELD'', Skye's orphanage-given name was Mary Sue Poots. We do at least find out her real name is [[spoiler: [[SecretWarriors Daisy Johnson]]]], which is decent enough for her to start using it regularly after abandoning the 'Skye' alias.
142	* On ''Series/MyNameIsEarl'', Randy mentions that he and Earl used to make fun of a neighbor of theirs by the name of Peter Dick Johnson. (Mr. Johnson left Pimmit Hills Trailer Park some time ago, although we are not told whether it was the result of Earl and Randy's teasing or for another reason.)
143	** Another episode during the {{Prison}} arc has a fellow inmate complaining that his name is John Lou.
144	--> '''John:''' "There's two toilets in my name, Earl! I never had a chance!"
145	* The cross-cultural variation was one of the explanations for why the Doctor in ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' never managed to decide and stick to a name (in a timeline that wasn't time-travelled away, anyway) -- pretty much any name he could come up with would sound like something rude in one language or the other, and the Doctor was programmed to know quite a lot of languages. After several decades of pondering he settled for ''Joe''.
146	* The Dutch series {{Series/Baantjer}} has de Cock, the protagonist of the series. Because his name would normally be spelled as "kok" in Dutch, he always spells it out.
147	--> '''De Cock'''': "Mijn naam is De Cock, met cee-oo-cee-kaa" [[note]]My name is De Cock, spelled C-O-C-K[[/note]]
148	* ''Series/GirlMeetsWorld'' has ''Farkle Minkus.'' Poor kid.
149	* In the ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' episode featuring ''Film/TheTouchOfSatan'', one of the production members is named "Emby Mellay", prompting Tom Servo to comment "That's not a name. It's a bad Scrabble hand".
150	** Also, on the episode featuring ''Film/NightOfTheBloodBeast'', we find out the full name of Dr. Clayton ''Deborah Susan'' Forrester. Explains a lot.
151	* In ''Series/TheWire'', when Randy Wagstaff gives his name to police, they quip that it can't be an alias, as there's no way he made that name up.
152	* In the ''Series/AngieTribeca'' episode "Ferret Royale," the head of an animal conservation group is Helmut FröntBüt -- which everyone pronounces as "front-butt." It doesn't help that he has a ''very'' large bump protruding from the front of his hip.
153	* On ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'', Elaine dates a man with the same name as serial killer [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joel_Rifkin Joel Rifkin]]. She attempts to convince him to change it. For a bit of HarsherInHindsight, one of her suggestions was "[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O._J._Simpson OJ]]".
154	* From ''Series/TrailerParkBoys'' Season 9, ex-Colonel Leslie Dancer is actually an ex-Private. He lied about his rank to avoid people making fun of the name "Private Dancer".
155	* On ''Series/RaisingHope'', Burt's HappyPlace includes a Polynesian guy by the name of Pupukaka.
156	* A 90s era ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' spoof advertisement for fictional bank Dillon-Edwards Investments pitched their website. Unfortunately, because the bank had waited so long to have an online presence, the only web address available was "www.clownpenis.fart".
157	* The main character on ''Series/TheGreatestAmericanHero'' temporarily changed names from "Ralph Hinkley" to "Ralph Hanley" (or just "Mr. H.") [[DistancedFromCurrentEvents after John Hinckley's assassination attempt on President Reagan]]. Why they couldn't just avoid using the original name for a while is unclear.
158	* In one episode of ''Series/ModernFamily'', Lily decides to become a clown like her father Cam, and adopts a stage name based off of his stage name Fizzbo: Lizzbo. All the characters pronounce it the same as "lesbo", naturally.
159	* In ''Series/OnlyFoolsAndHorses'', a sarcastic suggestion by Rodney during the naming of Del Boy and Raquel's son backfires when the two mistake the mock suggestion of "[[Film/TheOmen Damien]]" for something serious, and thought it was a lovely name for a boy.
160	* There is a Bollywood soap named "Savitri Devi College and Hospital". Savitri Devi was a real life new age philosopher who lived in India and thought Adolf Hitler was the messiah.
161	* Duru Durulay in ''Series/{{Fi}}''. No wonder she wants to be known as "just Duru" when introducing herself in the first episode.
162	* Barry from ''Series/TheFlash2014''. In the pilot, he's heard to complain about being called "Bartholomew." Then in a season 3 episode, he loses his memory and decides to check his driver's license.
163	--> '''Barry''': Bartholomew Henry Allen? [beat] Oh, that's ''not'' a good name.
164	* In ''Series/ICarly'' one of the Ridgeway teachers is named Mr. Buttburn.
165	* On an episode of ''Series/{{Dinosaurs}}'', the youngest of the Sinclairs (informally named "Baby") was set to receive an official name, but since the Chief Elder died of a heart attack during the naming ceremony, [[OverlyLiteralTranscription the baby officially went down in the books as "Aagh Aagh I'm Dying You Idiot Sinclair,"]] much to the consternation of the rest of the family. They eventually got a second opinion from the late Chief Elder's replacement, who opted to go with the much simpler "Baby," a name that stuck with him for the rest of the series. It is also revealed in that episode that Fran had a cousin named "Achoo" and a classmate named "Burp Excuse Me Siegelman".
166	* ''Series/GoGoSentaiBoukenger'' has a BigBad called ''High Bishop Gajah'', which is pretty much BilingualBonus since ''Gajah'' is ''archaic Indonesian'' for ''Bishop''. However, in modern ''Indonesian'' and ''Malay'', the word unfortunately means ''Elephant.''
167	* Tom Bergeron and Whoopi Goldberg shot a promo for ''Series/TheHollywoodSquares'' which advertised a local newscast in the next time slot. It turned into a gag reel when both were unable to maintain their composure upon the mention of an anchor's name: Ricki Cheese.
168	* ''Series/{{Lexx}}'': In "Stan Down", one of the cardinals is named "Meinpo Duftet". [[note]]It's German: "Mybutt Smells"[[/note]]
169	* One of Kenny Everett's characters on ''The Kenny Everett Show'' was an actress named 'Cupid Stunt'.
170	** The irony is that this name was proposed because the BBC ''did'' see the double entendre in the orignal suggestion, 'Mary Hinge', and refused it.
171	* On ''Search'', PROBE Agent C.R. Grover's initials stand for [[Literature/WinnieThePooh Christopher Robin]]. When his lady friend tells him that his full name sounds cute, Grover says that's why he prefers to go by his initials.
172	* ''Series/TheLWord'': Stacy Merkin, whose surname is that of a pubic wig. Jenny insults her mercilessly about it.
173	* ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'': Mac's full name is revealed in the Season 7 finale as "Ronald [=McDonald=]". He is very hesitant to put on his nametag for this reason.
174	* ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'': The leader of the leviathans assumes the form of Dick Roman. Many jokes about his name are made throughout season 7.
175	--> '''Edgar''': Strange, isn't it, that someone would choose to be named "Dick"?
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