| 1 | ''The following is a true story. It has not been exaggerated for effect. What you are about to see is a [[{{BlatantLies}} full account]] of the inner workings of a troper going by the name of tehjinx. You will laugh, you will cry. [[{{NeverTrustATrailer}} You will leave this page with a renewed sense of appreciation for life as a whole]].'' |
| 2 | |
| 3 | -The basics of jinx |
| 4 | * Age: 36 |
| 5 | * Sex: [[{{AllMenArePerverts}} Yes, please]] |
| 6 | * Ethnic background: ScaryBlackMan, averted |
| 7 | * Height: 5'6" |
| 8 | * Orientation: Bisexual |
| 9 | * Hair/Eyes: Both brown |
| 10 | * Zodiac: [[{{WesternZodiac}} Gemini]] and [[{{EasternZodiac}} Tiger]] |
| 11 | |
| 12 | -Detailed Information |
| 13 | * No chosen view on politics |
| 14 | * No chosen religion; prefers to simply apply positive thought to matters and watch as they change for him |
| 15 | * Likes wearing a hoodie, navy blue, full zip |
| 16 | * Virgin |
| 17 | * Fetishes: Asses, Glasses and Incest |
| 18 | * PerverseSexualLust for too many characters to mention |
| 19 | |
| 20 | This troper provides examples of: |
| 21 | * AdultChild: 36, behaves like a 12 year old at most times. |
| 22 | * ADateWithRosiePalms |
| 23 | * AndADietCoke: Once went out and bought 30 chicken nuggets, a double cheeseburger... and a bottled water. |
| 24 | * ButtMonkey: I really do feel like the universe is picking on me sometimes... |
| 25 | * CatchPhrase: "Yeah, buddy!" |
| 26 | * DaydreamBeliever: Often, I tend to think we're all characters in the universe's Sims game save. |
| 27 | * EverythingsBetterWithBacon |
| 28 | * HoYay: With a cousin of mine. I refuse to function until he says that I'm adorable. |
| 29 | * TheInternetIsForPorn: I bought a computer just for this. And GaiaOnline. What. |
| 30 | * JerkAss: See NeverTrustATrailer example below. |
| 31 | * LovableNerd |
| 32 | * {{Nerd}}: Clearly. |
| 33 | * NeverTrustATrailer: I build up a story, only to have it not be as exciting as listeners thought it would be. Often times, on purpose. |
| 34 | * PerverseSexualLust: For many, ''many'' fictional characters. |
| 35 | * RealMenEatMeat: The statement I used to counter my then-girlfriend's repeated efforts to get me to have a salad. |
| 36 | * RunningGag: In an Xbox Live party, my then-girlfriend used to come in and say hi. A friend will [[{{SarcasmMode}} flirtatiously]] say hi, and she responds in kind. Cue me, with "I'm tired of your shit!" |
| 37 | * ShipperOnDeck: [[{{AzumangaDaioh}} Yomi/Tomo, Yukari/Nyamo]], [[{{AvatarTheLastAirbender}} Azula/Zuko]], [[{{OreNoImoutoGaKonnaniKawaiiWakeGaNai}} Kyousuke/Kirino]] |
| 38 | * TurnOutLikeHisFather: My big fear, given my relationship with mine. |
| 39 | * TrademarkFavoriteFood: Snickers ice cream, chicken nuggets from a local Chinese place, mozzarella cheese sticks |
| 40 | * TrueNeutral: If I'm not involved, nor my friends or family... meh. |
| 41 | * UnfortunateImplications: My initials are [[{{FailOSuckyname}} M.A.P.]] and people often ask me for directions. I'm horrible at giving them. |
| 42 | * WhereDaWhiteWomenAt: My track record of dating/crushes/porn watched is a case of this. |
| 43 | |
| 44 | !! Tropes you think apply to me. Should be interesting. |
| 45 | |
| 46 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 47 | |
| 48 | [[folder: {{Anime which I have completed}}]] |
| 49 | * AirGear |
| 50 | * AngelBeats |
| 51 | * AzumangaDaioh |
| 52 | * CowboyBebop |
| 53 | * {{FLCL}} |
| 54 | * GhostInTheShell |
| 55 | * HighschoolOfTheDead |
| 56 | * IchibanUshiroNoDaimaou |
| 57 | * [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Anime/Monster Monster]] |
| 58 | * OreNoImoutoGaKonnaniKawaiiWakeGaNai |
| 59 | * {{Robotech}} |
| 60 | * SamuraiChamploo |
| 61 | * TheSlayers |
| 62 | * {{Tokko}} |
| 63 | * [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Anime/Witchblade Witchblade]] |
| 64 | |
| 65 | [[/folder]] |
| 66 | |
| 67 | [[folder: {{Film}}]] |
| 68 | * ANightmareOnElmStreet |
| 69 | * [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/Clue Clue]] |
| 70 | * FridayThe13th |
| 71 | * TheIsland |
| 72 | * TheIncredibles |
| 73 | * OnceUponATimeInChina |
| 74 | * {{Underworld}} |
| 75 | [[/folder]] |
| 76 | |
| 77 | [[folder: {{Manga}}]] |
| 78 | * AirGear |
| 79 | * {{Spawn}} |
| 80 | [[/folder]] |
| 81 | |
| 82 | [[folder: {{Music}}]] |
| 83 | * TwoNEOne |
| 84 | * BigBang |
| 85 | * DaftPunk |
| 86 | * [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/QuestionableContent Deathmøle]] |
| 87 | * DirEnGrey |
| 88 | * [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JohnnyYongBosch Eyeshine]] |
| 89 | * {{Gackt}} |
| 90 | * MosDef |
| 91 | * {{she}} |
| 92 | * TalibKweli |
| 93 | * YoshidaBrothers |
| 94 | |
| 95 | [[/folder]] |
| 96 | |
| 97 | [[folder: {{WebComics}}]] |
| 98 | * TheDevilbear |
| 99 | * MenageA3 |
| 100 | * {{Oglaf}} |
| 101 | * QuestionableContent |
| 102 | * SoreThumbs |
| 103 | * TreadingGround |
| 104 | * TheIdleState |
| 105 | [[/folder]] |
| 106 | |
| 107 | [[folder: {{WesternAnimation}}]] |
| 108 | * AvatarTheLastAirbender |
| 109 | * CourageTheCowardlyDog |
| 110 | * JohnnyBravo |
| 111 | * SpiderManTheAnimatedSeries |
| 112 | * BatmanTheAnimatedSeries |
| 113 | * TheBatman |
| 114 | * TotallySpies |
| 115 | * [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Series/X-Men X-Men]] |
| 116 | * XMenEvolution |
| 117 | * ReBoot |
| 118 | [[/folder]] |
| 119 | |
| 120 | [[folder:'''The Tropers are Coming... wait, that came out wrong''']] |
| 121 | WAS IST DAS?!- @/MrW |
| 122 | * It's {{GODZILLA}}!!!!! |
| 123 | * Woot, Tigers of the world unite! - @/{{darnpenguin}} |
| 124 | |
| 125 | * You like Daft Punk and Avatar: The Last Airsubmissivegaybloke er... I mean Airbender. That alone makes you cool in my book. |
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