Line #167 Tropers/Ozbourne


1	(C.C. will be back when I can figure out how to fix the sizing issue.)
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3	Tropers/{{Ozbourne}} is one of those people who never knows exactly what to write about herself in biographies.
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5	Don't worry; she doesn't usually talk about herself in the third person. She's only doing it here because putting "I am..." all over the page would look a bit strange.
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7	[[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld Ozbourne's age depends entirely upon whose perspective it is we're talking about.]]
8	* WordOfGod has confirmed that she is 612 this year.
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11	Oh, and because others seem to be doing it, Ozbourne is hopping on the bandwagon and asking that if anyone has any descriptions or tropes that might apply to her, feel free to add them to the [[TroperWall/{{Ozbourne}} wall.]]
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13	Tropes that describe Ozbourne:
14	* EeriePaleSkinnedBrunette (super pale, brown-black hair, and a bit creepy)
15	* BlindingBangs (In some of her pictures she's posted)
16	** And now they've been trimmed to regular blunt bangs.
17	* WhoWantsToLiveForever ([[EpilepticTrees that's why she's so bored]])
18	* ViewerGenderConfusion (Subverted by actually reading my profile.)
19	** DoubleSubverted by looking at her pictures where she has short hair.
20	* NotAMorningPerson
21	* [[YouGottaHaveBlueHair You Gotta Have Burgundy Hair]] (Or purple, or navy blue...)
22	* MustHaveCaffeine (Or she can't think right.)
23	* NightmareFetishist (feels kind of good to admit that.)
24	* DisabilitySuperpower (if she wasn't bored, she wouldn't be able to throw her fireballs)
25	* [[DoesNotLikeShoes Does Not Like Socks]]
26	* Queen of BuffySpeak:
27	->It's a thing!
28	->ok, it's no longer a thing, but as I was distracted when it was a thing and thus couldn't announce that it was a thing... it was a thing.
29	* {{Pettanko}} (May as well stick this on, I've mentioned my lack of assets several times now anyway)
30	** Especially the "I want boobies!" incidents in Vent.
31	* CreepyMonotone (actually it's cute and endearing, so there.)
32	* PsychoElectro
33	* LivingStatue and don't you forget it! - @/{{Keybreak}}
34	* TalkativeLoon, its the talk about buckets all the time :p -@/{{Whaleofyournightmare}}
35	* {{Fangirl}} of Vriska and homestuck in general - @/LolipodDistortion
36	* ForgotSheWasARobot. Search your heart, you know it to be true! - @/BooleanEarth
37	* [[OnlySaneMan Only Sane Woman]]. Yes, really. - @/{{Lemurian}}
38	* HalloweenSpecial: Because my brain can't think of something else right now. Maybe, someday... ~@/DhanaRagnarok
39	* TheQuietOne: Whale doesn't know what he's talking about. You're low-key.
40	* ReiAyanamiExpy: What all the above tropes seem to add up to. - @/{{Haldo}}
41	* DemonicSpiders: very much in a good way. 8] ~{{Tropers/squiddleTron}}
42	* OurVampiresAreDifferent (yep, now you know how I'm 600+ years old.)
43	* ImTakingHerHomeWithMe: My reaction to cats and kittens, and the reason I have my kitty.
44	* KindheartedCatLover (Just listen to me gush about my cat!)
45	* LipstickLesbian
46	* LesbianVampire
47	* UnaffectedBySpice: Put ghost pepper sauce in tacos. A '''lot''' of ghost pepper sauce. Didn't think they were hot enough. Next time I'm trying Carolina Reaper.
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49	Old vandalism is here. New vandalism goes on the troper wall in the above link.
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51	Hey Ozbourne!
52	* AlienGeometries
53	Hey Ozbourne. I left you some pizza.
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55	HAY OZBOURNE this is mostly just a random comment and graffiti.
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57	WilliamWideWeb wants to know the secret to your immortality.
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59	OMG [[Tropers/{{Dark Lady Celebrian}} DARK LADY CELEBRIAN]] WUZ HEER
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61	Tropers/SeveredKhan appears... For no reason at all!
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63	[[ContinuityNod RANDOM PROFILE PAGE COMMENT]]
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65	[[WildMassGuessing Ozbourne]] is [[CodeGeass C.C.]] She's a bored immortal and that's all the information you need for EpilepticTrees!
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67	Hey, Ozbourne. I haven't seen you that much around the forums after I stopped reading Troper Updates. Which is too bad, 'cause you seem like a neat person.
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69	Tropers/{{Lemurian}} may or may not have been here, but there is a bottle of booze and a link to some [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cR6dbJEGcs awesome Touhou-related music]], so chances are that he was.
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71	Ridiculous and slightly hallucinatory vandalizing comment. - Tropers/{{Wicked223}}
72
73	-offering of a years supply of snark- ~Tropers/{{Katrika}}
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75	Have you ever considered [[TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy insulting every being in the universe in alphabetical order?]] -Tropers/darnpenguin
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77	Hello then. You asked for a comment, here it is. -signed, [[Tropers/{{Kinkajou}} Mortal]].
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79	Vandalism? Okay. ''[[strike:Pokemon sucks!]]'' You are awesome.
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81	Ozbourne is by far the coolest immortal I've ever met. - @/TheJackal
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83	Wild [[strike:ABRA]]Tropers/{{Tangent 128}} Appeared!
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85	If you could see the end of the world as we know it, would you still be bored? -Tropers/WanderlustWarrior
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87	Tropers/{{Haven}} uses LELOUCH-INSPIRED HAMMINESS. Critical Hit!
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89	Fear the boredom. I give you the big shiny red button that will fix boredom I promise.-Tropers/TuefelHundenIV
90	* [[spoiler: There will be no chiseling my pants off when I am a statue.]] Very amusing.
91	Oh God! How did this get here! [[meme I'm not good with computers]] Tropers/{{Justice4243}}
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93	All my base (and pizza) are belong to you. Tropers/{{ladycoffee}}
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95	Well I suppose I should pay a visit... ~ Tropers/{{Zyxzy}}
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97	Hey there! Thanks for leaving something back at my page! ~ Tropers/{{L3wt}}
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99	[=* =]Attempts to vandalise here and gets zapped.* - Tropers/CoyoticEvil
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101	Tropers/MissHedgey baked you some brownies! Hope you love it.
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103	Hello, fellow Pokemon fan! ~ Tropers/{{Arcadiarika}}
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105	HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII - Tropers/{{Spain Sun}}
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107	Listen all y'all, it's sabotage! Ozbourne is all kinds of cool! --Tropers/{{goodtimesfreegrog}}
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109	I came here in an attempt to figure out the reasoning behind your color coding. And also to thank you for leaving a comment on my page :) -- Tropers/{{Leradny}}
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111	* TakenForGranite
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113	Nice redirect. Also, since when do users get WMG pages? - Tropers/CapedLuigisYoshi
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115	Well, it's a ''good thing'' I kept that Master Ball until now. --Tropers/{{Shlapintogan}}
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117	[=DANCING KIRBIES!!=] <(^^)> <(^^<) (>^^)> <(^^)> "Poyo~!"--Tropers/SquealingSandry
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119	Hello, fellow not-romantic-person. - Tropers/ImipolexG
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121	Weird. I got to [[TheWizardOfOz Oz]], but I didn't see any yellow brick road. Huh. - Tropers/{{Keybreak}}
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123	'''''[[OhCrap Oh my god]]''''', Oz isn't made of stone anymore! '''''[[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt RUN!]]''''' --Tropers/{{Shlapintogan}} again.
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125	Clearly, you are the eternally-bored to my eternally-amused. I salute thee. - Tropers/{{Krrackknut}}.
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127	Wild Tropers/{{Gloom}} appeared! Gloom used MythologyGag! - Tropers/GabrielGloom
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129	O HAI [[FanNickname NOSEBOURNE]]! - @/NotSoBadassLongcoat
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131	[=* is a statue* =]
132	You're right, this is ''awesome!'' - Tropers/{{Aleclom}}
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134	The coolest snake-haired petrifier on the Internet. bows - @/{{Arcolops}}
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136	"There are no uninteresting subjects, only uninterested people." ...and statues, I guess? - @/{{Noaqiyeum}}
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138	Epitome used petrify! ...It did nothing, seeing as Oz is already a statue. Well that's awkward. ~@/{{Epitome}}
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140	Geez, have I really been this lazy in vandalizing pages? THIS MUST BE CHANGED!!! -@/{{Spooky Mask}}
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142	-vandalises statue- -@/{{Shichibukai}}
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144	[[PaleSkinnedBrunette Pale Skinned]] [[TakenForGranite Granite]] [[{{Pettanko}} Cutie]]! -@/{{Tobias Drake}}
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146	Congratulations. You've lost the game. -@{{Tropers/DJMarred}}
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148	Heya! :D-{{Tropers/Etheru}}
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150	It's a strange feeling, looking at your page and seeing you ''still'' have C.C. as your image... ~@/{{Noaqiyeum}}
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152	How ''do'' you comb your hair without excruciating pain? - {{Tropers/Kraken}}
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154	So... you're [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld 599?]] I'm a long-lived bored person too! Not a statue though. Have I run across you before? ~ {{Tropers/Electrosa}}
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156	I've forgotten to mark your page, which is so rude of me. Time to correct that. -@/NathanielTheSeeker
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158	Trick or treat! -@/MilosStefanovic
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160	This page needs at least one {{Tropers/squiddleTron}} edit! 8]
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162	Why haven't I editted this yet? <> - @/LoID
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164	[[spoiler:Rats!]]~ Tuefel
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166	[[{{Tropers/squiddleTron}} trick or treat!]]
167	** Trick or treat! - @/LolipodDistortion
168	** Trick or Treat -@/{{Whaleofyournightmare}}
169	** Trick or Treat! - @/KarlKadaver
170	** Trick or treat! - @/{{Haldo}}
171	* Trick or Trope! - @/{{Lemurian}}
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173	You gave me ponies and infected me with a disease that makes me dependent upon them for survival. All I can say is...thank you! -[[Tropers/DemoralizedAnt DA]]

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