| 1 | [[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/rodent_cc-300x2401_3435.png]] |
| 2 | [[caption-width-right:300:mobile shortly after having a dip in some binch water]] |
| 3 | |
| 4 | They/them or it/its, vaguely but acutely transmasculine. If you've encountered and enjoyed my forum activity, please consider reading my [[InteractiveComic adventure webcomic]], [[https://mspfa.com/?s=34230&p=1 Burning Ship.]] |
| 5 | |
| 6 | I've skipped town, but here's some Tumblrs if you still want to see what I'm up to these days. |
| 7 | |
| 8 | [[http://mobileleprechaun.tumblr.com/ Personal/shitpost Tumblr]] |
| 9 | |
| 10 | [[http://everybodyknoshitfuck.tumblr.com/ Discourse™/anarchism Tumblr]] |
| 11 | |
| 12 | [[http://forbidden-webzone.tumblr.com/ Webcore aesthetic Tumblr (gif warning)]] |
| 13 | |
| 14 | I will never forget my beloved brother, who never found this site but nonetheless became acquainted with the friends I have made here. Rest well, Spaceman, I will carry you in my heart always. |
| 15 | |
| 16 | Most info below, save for that evergreen list of good animals, is outdated, but will be left in its state as a time capsule of the person I once was. |
| 17 | |
| 18 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 19 | |
| 20 | Favorite Media: |
| 21 | ---- |
| 22 | |
| 23 | [[folder: Anime]] |
| 24 | * Manga/DeathNote |
| 25 | * The WebAnimation/{{Mameshiba}} shorts |
| 26 | * Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion |
| 27 | * Anime/NowAndThenHereAndThere |
| 28 | |
| 29 | [[/folder]] |
| 30 | |
| 31 | [[folder:Comic Books]] |
| 32 | * ComicBook/MegaMan |
| 33 | |
| 34 | [[/folder]] |
| 35 | |
| 36 | [[folder: Films]] |
| 37 | * Film/{{Airplane}} |
| 38 | * Film/ApocalypseNow |
| 39 | * Film/{{Babe}} |
| 40 | * Film/BonnieAndClyde |
| 41 | * Film/{{Borat}} |
| 42 | * Film/CasaDeMiPadre |
| 43 | * Film/DasBoot |
| 44 | * Film/DumbAndDumber |
| 45 | * Film/TheBirds |
| 46 | * Film/ForrestGump |
| 47 | * Film/FullMetalJacket |
| 48 | * Film/TheKentuckyFriedMovie |
| 49 | * Film/MaryPoppins |
| 50 | * Film/TheMatrix |
| 51 | * Microcosmos |
| 52 | * Mystery Train |
| 53 | * Film/NachoLibre |
| 54 | * Film/NapoleonDynamite |
| 55 | * The film adaptation of Literature/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy. |
| 56 | * Film/LostInTranslation |
| 57 | * Film/PansLabyrinth |
| 58 | * Film/{{Psycho}} |
| 59 | * WesternAnimation/TheSecretOfNIMH |
| 60 | * Film/TheNakedGun trilogy [[note]](yes, even the later ones :P)[[/note]] |
| 61 | * Film/SchindlersList |
| 62 | * Film/SilenceOfTheLambs |
| 63 | * Film/ThirteenDays |
| 64 | * Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory |
| 65 | * The Film/{{Zatoichi}} serials and other samurai films |
| 66 | * Anything by [[{{Creator/TheCoenBrothers}} the Coen Brothers]] |
| 67 | * All of the classic Creator/{{Disney}} movies |
| 68 | * All of the Creator/MontyPython movies |
| 69 | * Anything by Creator/{{Pixar}} |
| 70 | * Anything by Creator/QuentinTarantino |
| 71 | * Anything by Creator/WesAnderson |
| 72 | * Anything by Creator/WernerHerzog |
| 73 | * Several documentaries that might or might not have pages here |
| 74 | |
| 75 | [[/folder]] |
| 76 | |
| 77 | [[folder: Literature]] |
| 78 | * Literature/NineteenEightyFour |
| 79 | * Literature/TheBluestEye |
| 80 | * Literature/TheBible |
| 81 | * Literature/{{Lolita}} |
| 82 | * Literature/{{Madeline}} |
| 83 | * Literature/TheOldManAndTheSea |
| 84 | * Literature/ToKillAMockingbird |
| 85 | * Literature/WatershipDown |
| 86 | * Anything by Creator/KateDiCamillo |
| 87 | |
| 88 | [[/folder]] |
| 89 | |
| 90 | [[folder:Live Action TV]] |
| 91 | * WesternAnimation/BluesClues [[note]](I cannot part with my childhood)[[/note]] |
| 92 | * Series/GoodEats |
| 93 | * Series/HowItsMade |
| 94 | * Series/IronChef |
| 95 | * The occasional Series/LawAndOrderCriminalIntent [[note]](a guilty pleasure)[[/note]] |
| 96 | * Series/{{Mythbusters}} |
| 97 | * Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration |
| 98 | |
| 99 | [[/folder]] |
| 100 | |
| 101 | [[folder: Music]] |
| 102 | * Music/AmyWinehouse |
| 103 | * Music/BarenakedLadies |
| 104 | * Music/TheBeastieBoys |
| 105 | * Music/TheBeatles |
| 106 | * Music/{{Beck}} |
| 107 | * Music/BluesTraveler |
| 108 | * Music/{{Cake}} |
| 109 | * Music/{{Coldplay}} |
| 110 | * Music/DavidBowie |
| 111 | * Music/{{Devo}} |
| 112 | * Music/TheDoors |
| 113 | * Music/ImogenHeap |
| 114 | * Jack Johnson |
| 115 | * Music/JohnnyCash |
| 116 | * Music/{{MGMT}} |
| 117 | * Music/ModestMouse |
| 118 | * Music/KingCrimson |
| 119 | * Music/PinkFloyd |
| 120 | * Music/ThePolice |
| 121 | * Music/TheProtomen [[note]](another guilty pleasure)[[/note]] |
| 122 | * Music/{{Queen}} |
| 123 | * Music/{{Radiohead}} |
| 124 | * Music/RedHotChiliPeppers |
| 125 | * Music/TheShins |
| 126 | * Music/SimonAndGarfunkel |
| 127 | * Music/TheyMightBeGiants |
| 128 | * Music/TinyTim |
| 129 | * The Toadies |
| 130 | * Music/{{U2}} |
| 131 | * Music/{{Ween}} |
| 132 | * Music/{{Weezer}} |
| 133 | * Classical music |
| 134 | * Opera |
| 135 | * Film/TV/videogame soundtracks |
| 136 | * Old hymns |
| 137 | |
| 138 | [[/folder]] |
| 139 | |
| 140 | [[folder:Videogames]] |
| 141 | * VideoGame/CaveStory |
| 142 | * Classic Franchise/MegaMan |
| 143 | * VideoGame/BubbleBobble |
| 144 | * Franchise/SuperMario series |
| 145 | * Franchise/HalfLife series |
| 146 | * {{VideoGame/Pikmin}} series |
| 147 | * [[{{VideoGame/Pokemon}} Pokémon]] series |
| 148 | * {{Videogame/Portal}} series |
| 149 | * VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosMelee and [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosBrawl Brawl]] |
| 150 | * Innumerable old-school arcade games |
| 151 | |
| 152 | [[/folder]] |
| 153 | |
| 154 | [[folder:Web Original]] |
| 155 | * WebOriginal/{{Ashens}} |
| 156 | * WebOriginal/BadLipReading |
| 157 | * Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} [[note]]I've been infected![[/note]] |
| 158 | * MakingFiends |
| 159 | * WebOriginal/{{Retsupurae}} |
| 160 | * Anything by Creator/DavidFirth |
| 161 | |
| 162 | [[/folder]] |
| 163 | |
| 164 | [[folder:Western Animation]] |
| 165 | * WesternAnimation/DextersLab |
| 166 | * WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends |
| 167 | * WesternAnimation/GravityFalls |
| 168 | * WesternAnimation/MakingFiends |
| 169 | * WesternAnimation/ThePerilsOfPenelopePitstop |
| 170 | * WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb |
| 171 | * WesternAnimation/PowerpuffGirls |
| 172 | * WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse |
| 173 | * WesternAnimation/WanderOverYonder |
| 174 | * WesternAnimation/WhateverHappenedToRobotJones |
| 175 | |
| 176 | [[/folder]] |
| 177 | |
| 178 | Really cool animals that more people should know about:\ |
| 179 | (Also under construction) |
| 180 | ---- |
| 181 | |
| 182 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 183 | |
| 184 | [[folder:Modern Placental Mammals]] |
| 185 | * [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capybara The aforementioned capybara]], the largest living rodent. Similar to a semi-aquatic guinea pig. |
| 186 | * [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevrotain The chevrotain]], the world's smallest ungulate species. |
| 187 | * [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degu The degu]], a caviomorph rodent that makes an affectionate pet and shows signs of having ape-like/corvid-like intelligence. |
| 188 | * [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dik-dik The dik-dik]], cute lil' antelopes with a name that makes grade-schoolers chuckle. |
| 189 | * [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pangolin The pangolin]], an anteater-lookin' thing with a thick armor of plate-like scales made of keratin. |
| 190 | * [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenrecidae Members of the family tenrecidae]], a diverse family whose members come in many interesting shapes, sizes and colors and tend to look and behave like critters that they're not related to. |
| 191 | * [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star-nosed_mole The star-nosed mole]], which looks like it has a face-full of tentacles. |
| 192 | |
| 193 | [[/folder]] |
| 194 | |
| 195 | [[folder:Modern Marsupials]] |
| 196 | * [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marsupial_mole The marsupial mole]], which looks like a [[StarTrek Tribble]] with a big, pink nose. |
| 197 | * [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Numbat The numbat]], an adorable little thing which sports a long, anteater-like tongue thanks to the wonders of convergent evolution. |
| 198 | * [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quokka The quokka]], once called the happiest animal in the world. It has no fear of humans and is cute as a button. |
| 199 | * [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tree-kangaroo The tree-kangaroo]], like normal kangaroos, '''[[RecycledINSPACE but with trees!]]''' They also have really pretty patterns on their fur. |
| 200 | |
| 201 | |
| 202 | [[/folder]] |
| 203 | |
| 204 | |
| 205 | [[folder:Extinct Placental Mammals]] |
| 206 | * [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulldog_Rat The Bulldog Rat]], a dopey dodo of a mammal that lived on Christmas Island and was inadvertently killed off by human sailors who brought foreign diseases with them. |
| 207 | * [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caspian_tiger The Caspian tiger]], an extinct tiger with a BadassBeard. |
| 208 | * [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glyptodon The glyptodon]], an extinct armadillo relative the size of a Volkswagen Beetle. It might have looked like a cross between a turtle and a squirrel with a short trunk like that of a tapir. |
| 209 | * [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megatherium Megatherium]], the giant ground sloth. Was most likely an herbivore, but could possibly have been a predator or scavenger of the aforementioned glyptodonts. |
| 210 | * [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraceratherium Paraceratherium]], which looked like giraffe-shaped hornless rhinos. |
| 211 | |
| 212 | |
| 213 | [[/folder]] |
| 214 | |
| 215 | [[folder:Extinct Marsupials]] |
| 216 | |
| 217 | * [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thylacine The thylacine,]] better known as the Tasmanian Tiger. God rest their stripy souls. |
| 218 | |
| 219 | [[/folder]] |
| 220 | |
| 221 | [[folder:Reptiles]] |
| 222 | * [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_mole_lizard The Mexican mole lizard (or ajolote)]]. It's tiny, it's shaped like a worm, it's bright pink, it's only got two legs and it has beady little black eyes. What's not to love? |
| 223 | * ''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uromastyx Uromastyx]]'', a genus of lizards more famously known as spiny tailed lizards. They live in the deserts of North Africa and use their spiked tails to fend off predators. |
| 224 | |
| 225 | [[/folder]] |
| 226 | |
| 227 | [[folder:Amphibians]] |
| 228 | * ''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lepidobatrachus Lepidobatrachus]]'', or Budgett's frogs, a genus native to South America and famous for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q917-b3hjS8 screaming when threatened]]. |
| 229 | |
| 230 | [[/folder]] |
| 231 | |
| 232 | [[folder:Birds]] |
| 233 | * [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassowary The cassowary]], a shy flightless bird with a beautiful crest and a kick that can kill an adult human. |
| 234 | * [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_White-faced_Owl The Northern White-faced owl]], an African owl that is also known as the Transformer owl due to a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-GFZ4bdSiQ popular viral video]] of its unique bluffing strategy. |
| 235 | * [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potoo The potoo]], a near-passerine bird native to Middle and South America, renowned for its excellent camouflage abilities as well as [[http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1143173/thumbs/o-POTOO-FUNNY-BIRD-570.jpg?6 herping its derp.]] |
| 236 | * [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zebra_Finch The Zebra Finch]], an important model organism, a very good pet, and [[http://www.bio-nica.info/biblioteca/Schut2008Aves.pdf has recently been found to be possibly capable of parthenogenesis (or virgin birth)]], though the offspring have not been observed to make it that far. |
| 237 | |
| 238 | [[/folder]] |
| 239 | |
| 240 | [[folder:Arthropods]] |
| 241 | * [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amblypygi Amblypygids]], relatives of spiders and scorpions who look hells menacing but are only capable of giving a painful pinch when threatened. |
| 242 | * [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solifugae Camel-spiders]], which aren't actually spiders and don't actually kill camels but are still pretty freaky. |
| 243 | * [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isopoda Members of the order Isopoda]], which includes your common cute little garden pillbugs as well as [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_isopod these oversized ocean floor creepy-crawlies]]. |
| 244 | * [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantis_shrimp Mantis shrimp]], who have some of the best eyesight in the animal kingdom and are able to snap their claws shut with such quickness and force that they make incredibly powerful mini-explosions, used to kill or stun their prey. |
| 245 | |
| 246 | [[/folder]] |
| 247 | |
| 248 | [[folder:Other Invertebrates]] |
| 249 | * [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardigrade Tardigrades (or water bears)]], which look like cute, silly little microscopic caterpillars but are actually nigh-indestructible badasses. |
| 250 | * [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onychophora Velvet worms]], who despite their moniker are not related to annelids and are notable for their oddly-mammalian social structure and their ability to catch prey Spider-Man style. |
| 251 | |
| 252 | [[/folder]] |
| 253 | |
| 254 | ---- |
| 255 | ??? |
| 256 | ---- |
| 257 | |
| 258 | [[folder:p i z z a]] |
| 259 | Gimme pizza, P-I-Z-Z-a. Gimme pizza, P-I-Z-Z-A. |
| 260 | |
| 261 | Now we're feeling kinda hungry.\ |
| 262 | We got the mega munchies.\ |
| 263 | Got to make our pizza as big as some countries.\ |
| 264 | How much pizza do you think we can chow?\ |
| 265 | More than our parents would ever allow.\ |
| 266 | We're gonna make a master-piece a pizza.\ |
| 267 | A work of art like the Mona Lisa.\ |
| 268 | It's gonna be high like the Tower of Pisa.\ |
| 269 | But to get there...You don't need a visa. |
| 270 | |
| 271 | Pizza, P-I-Z-Z-A. Gimme pizza.\ |
| 272 | Uh, did I happen to say, I want pizza.\ |
| 273 | P-I-Z-Z-A. I want pizza.\ |
| 274 | Hey, are you ready to play?\ |
| 275 | |
| 276 | Now set down the pizza and bring me some chicken.\ |
| 277 | Throw it on top and make it finger lickin'\ |
| 278 | Guacomole. Meatballs, whip cream pouring like waterfalls.\ |
| 279 | Here's a little salsa to make it hot.\ |
| 280 | Here's a lot of ice cream to hit the spot.\ |
| 281 | Toss the fish, let it fly, fly, fly, pizza pie. |
| 282 | |
| 283 | Pizza, P-I-Z-Z-A. Gimme pizza.\ |
| 284 | Watch it rise like a soufflé.\ |
| 285 | Gimme pizza. P-I-Z-Z-A.\ |
| 286 | I want pizza. You think we should stop?\ |
| 287 | no way!\ |
| 288 | |
| 289 | Get your motors ready cause here we go.\ |
| 290 | Chocolate sauce, spreading it slow.\ |
| 291 | Oreos, marshmallows, caramel, coconut cream, egg foo young, chicken tongue.\ |
| 292 | Hold the eyeballs. I'm gonna scream.\ |
| 293 | Now don't forget the rice or the mashed potatoes.\ |
| 294 | And what about these fried green tomatoes?\ |
| 295 | Batter's up, catcher's ready.\ |
| 296 | 1-2-3-4-5...spaghetti! |
| 297 | |
| 298 | Pasta...Put it in the pizza.\ |
| 299 | Fist sticks...Put it in the pizza.\ |
| 300 | Ketchup...Put it in the pizza.\ |
| 301 | Meatloaf...awww Put it in the pizza. |
| 302 | |
| 303 | Pizza, P-I-Z-Z-A. Gimme pizza.\ |
| 304 | Add some tacos, Ole!\ |
| 305 | I want pizza. P-I-Z-Z-A.\ |
| 306 | I want pizza. Call us the queens of gourmet. |
| 307 | |
| 308 | I want pizza. P-I-Z-Z-A. Gimme pizza.\ |
| 309 | How much does it weigh? I want pizza.\ |
| 310 | P-I-Z-Z-A. I want pizza.\ |
| 311 | Is it finally done?\ |
| 312 | [[AC:hooray!]] |
| 313 | |
| 314 | Here it is, ready to serve. |
| 315 | This pizza is made...Yeah! |
| 316 | [[/folder]] |
| 317 | |
| 318 | [[http://i.giflike.com/2y6ITuK_sg.gif I should not be driving this car...]] |
| 319 | |
| 320 | ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBNKUda-s6M Oh no\ |
| 321 | I shouldn't be driving this car]]'' |
| 322 |
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