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1''"The Man Called True's First Rule of Video Games: Difficulty is not a signifier of quality. Everyone says 'Wow, '''Battletoads''' was hard'; no one ever says, 'Wow, Battletoads was '''good'''.'"''
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3One-time would-be college student, now a worthless sot of a human being. After running into this site by a now-forgotten route, he set about applying his massive database of trivial info into a worthwhile pastime. Specializes in video games, since that's his primary method of wasting time.
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5He was born the day Geraldo Riveria opened Al Capone's vault.
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7It is a surprise, but the Man Called True does not watch that much TV... at least, not as much as he used to. He is, however, a helpless anime {{Otaku}}. Among his favorite series are ''AhMyGoddess'' and ''AzumangaDaioh''. He used to like ''GunXSword'' until the ending was hit with needless RetCon.
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9Most recently, the Man Called True finished watching ''TheVisionOfEscaflowne''. He found it overrated.
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11When it comes to ''actual'' television, the Man Called True has only a handful of favorites. None of them are currently on.
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13In his free time, the Man Called True enjoys being responsible for the greatest catastrophes of our age. When not wrecking large portions of the world, he works on his fanfiction. Said fanfiction can be found [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/118374/Man_Called_True here]]. (WARNING: Everything before 2005 constitutes OldShame left there for nostalgia's sake.)
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15He has a [[http://mancalledtrue.livejournal.com/ Livejournal]] now.
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17The Man Called True does not, as a rule, read his private messages.
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19An ally to @/TheNerfGuy, and an old enemy of another troper who shall remain nameless (he was permanently banned anyway, so the war is over).
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21''"The Man Called True's second rule of video games: Good gameplay can make up for weak graphics. Good graphics can't make up for weak gameplay."''
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23* AmazingFreakingGrace (It is in the Man Called True's will that the song not play at his funeral.)
24* ArchivePanic
25* ''{{Berserk}}''
26* BizarreAlienBiology
27* BreakableWeapons
28* ButtonMashing
29* CollisionDamage
30* ClownCarBase
31* DamageTyping
32* DanceBattler
33* ''DeathNote''
34* {{Desertpunk}}
35* EasyModeMockery
36* ''EternalSabbath''
37* FaceDoodling
38* FacelessMasses
39* ''FearAndLoathingInLasVegas''
40* FlippingTheTable
41* FragileSpeedster
42* ''FrankenFran''
43* ''{{Globetrotter XL}}''
44* ''GodHand''
45* ''GunXSword''
46* HopelessBossFight
47* HumiliationConga
48* ''VideoGame/{{Hydlide}}''
49* ''FanFic/IfIWasYourNazi''
50* InsaneClownPosse
51* KidHero
52* ''VideoGame/{{Killer7}}''
53* LineOfSightName
54* LookBehindYou (originally "Hey Whats That")
55* LuminescentBlush
56* MightyGlacier
57* TheMillstone
58* MirrorMatch
59* NewlyPopularUpdating
60* OlderThanTheyThink
61* OminousLatinChanting
62* PainfulTransformation
63* PrincessCurls
64* ''TabletopGames/PrometheanTheCreated''
65* RebelliousPrincess
66* RegretEatingMe
67* RightBehindMe
68* RuleOfCautiousEditingJudgment
69* {{Salaryman}}
70* SelfInsertFic
71* StringyHairedGhostGirl
72* TalkingTheMonsterToDeath
73* VideoGame/{{Tetris}}
74* TimeKeepsOnSlipping
75* TrickBoss
76* VictoryPose
77* VisibleSilence
78* WhoIsThisGuyAgain
79* WideOpenSandbox
80* WildTake
81* WorkingTitle
82* More examples than he's comfortable knowing
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84''"The Man Called True's third rule of video games: ReviewsAreTheGospel, but the numbers are not. Ignore the rating and read the words of the review itself. Forget the concept of the FourPointScale - arbitrarily denying points makes a review just as useless as arbitrarily adding them."''
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86The ManCalledTrue once had a tendency to go ahead and make articles from the ramblings in YouKnowThatThingWhere, but he is no longer comfortable with the system. He's a splitter in the lumper/splitter debate, as you may well suppose.
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88Among his goals: creating at least one article that begins with each letter of the alphabet. Currently missing: J, Q, U, X, Y, Z.
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90''"The Man Called True's fourth rule of video games: Never play one game exclusively. Always have two or three in rotation. Playing one game exclusively can make you sick of it, and a game you're sick of is a game you never finish. Rotate games, preferably of differents genres."''
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92Tropes that apply to the Man Called True:
93* AllMenArePerverts (No one should know this much about {{Hentai}})
94* ArchEnemy (Their names will not be given, for he is kinder than that)
95* BasementDweller (Subverted; he lives in their spare room)
96* BlindWithoutEm (He has a foot-wide radius before things blur)
97* BoatLights ("Starbursts")
98* CatchPhrase ("Let me get my words...")
99* ChildHater (They're just so ''loud'')
100* {{Cloudcuckoolander}} (In spades)
101* DeadpanSnarker (According to his Internet compatriots)
102* {{Hikikomori}} (Self-knowledge doesn't help, but he's working on it)
103* [[KindHeartedCatLover Slightly Bitter Cat Lover]]
104* NiceHat (He never goes anywhere without one)
105* PornStash (''Do not ask'')
106* ShamelessSelfPromotion (See above.)
107* SpeechImpediment (He stutters)
108* ThinkingOutLoud (He's a writer, and likes to talk out his stories)
109* TrueNeutral (By New World of Darkness standards, Morality 3)
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111''"The Man Called True's fifth rule of video games: The more people protest a game's slide into sales failure and obscurity, the less likely any individual member of that group has ever actually played the game. (This rule also applies to television programs, with the caveat that the person may have seen the show... but on DVD, having skipped it during its initial airings.)"''
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