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1	-->"He looks like a cliff with fuzzy felt attached to it..."\
2	-- On the subject of Robert Pattinson.
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4	@/LaFemmeMorte is here to waste time.
5	* She is rather partial to the ''mindfuck'' that is ''{{My Immortal}}'', ''{{The Room}}'' and the genius of {{Zero Punctuation}}.
6	* She is exceptionally prone to being overly-critical and typing in the Queen's English.
7	* [[{{Half Life Full Life Consequences}} John Freeman is her homeboy]].
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12	!A few lesser-known facts about @/LaFemmeMorte [[spoiler: Aside from being an exceptionally horny person.]]
13	* She's part python.
14	* She really does have Vagina Dentata.
15	* She has an encyclopaedic knowledge of all things wrong.
16	* She owns a [[{{In The Loop}} lubricated horse cock once belonging to Marie Antoinette]]
17	* She has no nationality.
18	* She has a cult following.
19	* Her mission in life is to force all native English speakers into spelling words correctly and using proper punctuation.
20	* She was God during the Cold War.
21	* She is referred to as a "she" but "her" gender is actually undefinable, as "her" sex organs are simply a working replica of the London Underground.
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23	!@/LaFemmeMorte contains examples of :
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25	* {{Crowning Music of Awesome}} Not because I write music but because I know which songs perfectly accompany which situations.
26	* {{Deadpan Snarker}}
27	* {{Estrogen Brigade}} Yes, I'm one of ''them''.
28	* {{Grammar Nazi}}
29	* {{Laughably Evil}}
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31	I am also the creator of [[DrinkingGame/TheRoom The Room Drinking Game]]. Adding more rules to it will only make you a murderer as scores of people die from alcohol poisoning.

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