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1->''I feel uptight when I walk in the city/I feel so cold when I'm at home/Feels like everything's starting to hit me/I lost my bearings ten minutes ago/Modern guilt, I'm stranded with nothing/Modern guilt, I'm under lock and key/Misapprehension/Is turning into convention/Don't know what I've done but I feel ashamed/Standing outside the glass on the sidewalk/These people talk about impossible things/And I'm falling out of the conversation/And I'm a pawn piece in a human shield/Modern guilt is all in our hands/Modern guilt won't get me to bed/Say what you will/Smoke your last cigarette/Don't know what I've done but I feel afraid...''\
2--'''Beck'''
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4[[http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj264/chrysaor_menelmacar/My_Art/TVTropes/Tropers-BlaineTheM0n0.jpg A troper's mental image of myself.]]
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6http://mediatropes.info/pmwiki/pub/images/oh%20hey%20ther7635_jpg_100.png[[caption-width:100: OH. HEY THERE. DIDN'T SEE YOU FOR A SEC.]]
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9Well I figure I've been here long enough, I may as well write a detailed profile page for those who care. So, i'm Blaine The M0n0 (Alexander/Zander outside of the internet). My other aliases are Paranoid Android, Rocy Racoon and Bad Weather Bandit. I'm a seventeen year old Scorpio who is an optimistic pessimist and quite sarcastic on top of it all. I guess you could say I act like a ChaoticNeutral or something as you tropers would put it. I’m fascinated with Black Holes, dark stories and strange horror (i.e. MarbleHornets). Sometimes I think I think too much and that i'm [[GoMadFromTheRevelation crazy ]]. But I realize later that i'm probably being stupid. I’m not quite done editing my profile as I’m not quite sure what else to say, but I’m sure to [[RidiculousProcrastinator get around to it]]. See you on the other side. Or on a seemingly ENDLESS round of [[TeamFortress2 Doublecross]]. Wherever you prefer.
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12POKEDEX ENTRY:
13* Name: Blaine the M0n0
14* No. 5xx +2
15* Type: Ghost/Steel
16* DeusExMachina Pokemon
17* Can inflict many status effects on his opponent by his visage alone. Prone to quick changes in mood.
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19TROPES THAT I BELIEVE SUIT ME:
20* NiceHat - according to most tropers
21* ChaoticNeutral
22* GoMadFromTheRevelation / BoredWithInsanity - YUP
23* TallDarkAndSnarky - Only when i'm in the mood
24* Slasher Smile - [[http://i45.tinypic.com/mb204y.jpg Well...]]
25* FascinatingEyebrow
26* LeanAndMean - To the extreme.
27* LargeHam - SANDVICH IS PERFECT FOOD FOR KILLING TINY COWARDS.
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29Things I enjoy:
30* TheWhitestKidsUKnow
31* TeamFortress2
32* TheAngryVideoGameNerd
33* CourageTheCowardlyDog
34* EdEddAndEddy
35* {{Watchmen}}
36* ChristopherWalken
37* EdgarAllanPoe
38* {{Radiohead}}
39* NineInchNails
40* AbneyPark
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44TROPES OTHER PEOPLE BELIEVE SUIT ME:
45* DoubleReverseQuadrupleAgent
46* MasterOfDisguise: Why else would you be [[TeamFortress2 Spy]]? - @/{{Balmung}}
47* NiceHat
48* CelebrityResemblance - David Tennant and/or Richard Hammond.
49* {{Moe}} - A rare male example in RealLife.
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53VANDALISM (YOU CRAZY KIDS)
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55Well, going by your name, I must assume you're a real pain. - Tropers/{{Mister Always}}
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57You're mad! Mad I say!! Tropers/{{Chabal 2}}
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59-Steals hat- Tropers/{{Rumetzen}}
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61Guess [[Tropers/{{Leradny}} who]] added Moe. You are too cute when you put on a sad face.
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63I will keep using your best slasher faces for my avatars. Here's to the most entertaining thing on the Photos thread. - Tropers/{{Krrackknut}}.
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65Holy crap! ...You look kinda like [[{{Batman}} the Joker]], only [[NightmareRetardant funny]]. --Tropers/{{Artemis92}}
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67OH, ''I'LL'' [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean GIVE YOU A RAISE.]] AND SHOULDER-CTHULHU IS GONNA WATCH. --[[@/{{Blackmoon}} BLACK-FREAKIN'-MOON]]
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69Slenderman is still fricking scary D= -@/{{Spooky Mask}}
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71A fellow fan of both TF2 and Nnoitra! Really, what are the odds? - @/{{MsieurLapin}}
72** Not too high surprisingly enough.
73*** That settles it... I'm fairly certain you're my SpearCounterpart. - @/{{MsieurLapin}}
74**** :D
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76Splendorman strikes! - {{Tropers/Kraken}}
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78Oh, how's my cute little Blaine...who's a cute little Tropermon? You are, yes you are! XD - @/{{Keybreak}}
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80HELLO :D Nice page. - {{Tropers/Compassionate Sadist}}
81** Thank you! I could say the same for yours. -Blaine
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83There's something about Katy Perry's single "Teenage Dream" that I can't quite put my finger on, but it sounds like it just might be the greatest commercial song of this year, which is weird because the lyrics are complete and utter shit; it's not even trying to be the least bit ironic about authentically replicating the garbage a real naive seventeen-year-old girl would be saying and thinking with a boy, not to mention how impossible it is to take Perry seriously as an actual RealLife person. Go ahead and tell someone you know that Katy Perry is a real person, and I guarantee that they won't believe you. This is a serious anomaly that I can't figure out. --@/SeanMurrayI
84** OK THEN. --@/BlaineTheM0n0
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86I'M VANDALIZING YOUR PAGE
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88THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT --[[{{Tropers/Zenith}} Zenith]]
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90NO, ''YOUR'' PRIVACY! ~[[{{@/Bellacide}} Bella]]
91** D:
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93I shall now proceed to [[{{Pyromaniac}} set your page on fire]]! Believe me. This is nothing new for me. -@/{{Nekoalexa}}
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95Hey do you smell smoke? ~@/KuroFox
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97[=*=]Looks at ashes* Aww, Neko or someone got here first. Oh well, coffee? *raises flask* - @/{{Bisected8}}
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99** WHY CAN'T MY PAGE HAVE NICE THINGS. -@/{{BlaineTheM0n0}}
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101* You'd be a pretty FUN and COOL guy if your handle DIDN'T GIVE ME [[TheDarkTower/TheWastelands NIGHTMARES]], jerk!
102Joking, I'm totally over it. [-totally over it *sob*-] I have to go rest for a bit, bye. @/{{Jseblan}}
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104Sup'? Is vandalism time! -Readies spray paint, sees wall is already burnt down- Oh. Oh well! -Spray paints "@/{{Balmung}} wuz here" on the ground.- There! You now have my beautiful vandalism! - @/{{Balmung}}
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106The faeries were in your page. Stealing your nice things. - @/StolenByFaeries
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108Leaving my signature everywhere... that's the goal at least. - @/AmusedTroperGuy
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