Line #92 Tropers/AwesomeZombie22


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4	->''"It's like, you walk up to a store and see a bunch of cabbages laying there. And you pick one up. It looks nice and promising, but you peel away its layers and you see all things you hate in a cabbage. Its core is like pure cabbagey hate from the depths of cabbage hell. And you think, "Oh, maybe I should just have a surface relationship with these cabbages, " but YOU CAN'T because YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS WILL AUTOMATICALLY PEEL AWAY AT THE CABBAGE FLESH IF YOU TRY HANGING OUT WITH IT. And then there's the factor that you are OVERLY CRITICAL OF CABBAGES AND HOLD GRUDGES. But you decide to buy EVERY CABBAGE EVER because it's better than having no cabbages. But nobody else overanalyzes cabbages like you. They actually see the good things in them. Like how good they are in salads and the health benefits from eating them. BUT YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS BLOCKS EVERY SINGLE GOOD, REDEEMING QUALITY ABOUT CABBAGES AND BECOMES INCREDIBLY JUDGMENTAL ABOUT THEM. You very well admit that cabbages have good things about them that make them good cabbages, and that not all of them are only appealing at first glance. The problem is YOUR HIGH STANDARDS FOR PRODUCE NEGATE ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT CABBAGE. It's not them, it's you, BECAUSE YOU ARE KIND OF AN ASS ABOUT CABBAGE."''
5	-->'''Awesome Zombie 22''' on how he thinks people are cabbages full of hate.
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7	[[folder: Things That I Like]]
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9	* AdventureTimeWithFinnAndJake
10	* CalvinAndHobbes
11	* {{Chowder}}
12	* DanganRonpa
13	* {{Earthbound}}
14	* GunnerkriggCourt
15	* HomestarRunner
16	* MSPaintAdventures
17	* ThatGuyWithTheGlasses
18	** AtopTheFourthWall
19	** FamiliarFaces
20	** NostalgiaChick
21	** NostalgiaCritic
22	** ToddInTheShadows
23	* OrderOfTheStick]
24	* And a lot more that I think I won't list because it'd take all day.
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26	[[/folder]]
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28	[[folder: Tropes About Zombie]]
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30	If you're on the Forum Games, then you probably know who Zombie is. If you don't, basically, she's a character I made who isn't tied to any continuity. Sort of like a freelance character of sorts. Pretty much the only continuity she interacts with is the TeamFortress2 canon, but she's not a [=TF2=] OC, per se.
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32	And now I'm not using her ever again.
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34	* AGodAmI
35	* AdultChild: Over 4,000 years old and acts like she's twelve.
36	* AnIcePerson
37	* AlienBlood
38	** BlackBlood
39	* AllLoveIsUnrequited: [[WordOfGod Word Of Awesome Zombie 22]] is that Heavy [[ObliviousToLove doesn't even know why]] Zombie acts weird around him.
40	* BiTheWay
41	* CatchPhrase: UBOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! could be counted as one.
42	* CharacterizationMarchesOn: Went from just a mild AuthorAvatar to an actual character. This seemed to happen around the same time I posted [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=12937460660A91757500&page=2#28 this.]]
43	** Made even more obvious from my OldShame on Tumblr, where she was an IdiotHero.
44	* CombatTentacles: Though it is implied that many see them as NaughtyTentacles.
45	* CompleteMonster: Usually a claim by her, but she does go into this territory on occasion.
46	* EliteZombie
47	* EveryoneCanSeeIt: '''[[ExaggeratedTrope YES.]]'''
48	* GoingCommando
49	* HollywoodScribbling
50	--> '''Zombie:''' (on her own drawing) Um, this is... [[BrownNote this could possibly make someone's mind break.]]
51	* IJustWantToBeBadass
52	* {{Jerkass}}
53	* MemeticSexGoddess: Accepted this as her fate at some point.
54	* MinidressOfPower
55	* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: She's a sadistic drunk stoner zombie manchild that lives in a cave.
56	* OldShame: How I was unable to see her as a blatant MarySue is beyond me.
57	* OlderThanTheyThink: Zombie was a creation before I was even on Tumblr.
58	* OurZombiesAreDifferent: Type R through DealWithTheDevil.
59	* PsychopathicManchild: Type C. ''PlayedForLaughs.''
60	* RapunzelHair: Down to her ''ankles.''
61	** Her new design cuts it before her shoulders.
62	* [[Really700YearsOld Really 4,000 Years Old]]: Not only that, but she was 36 when she died, but she looked like ''[[OlderThanTheyLook a teenager.]]''
63	* {{Squick}}: Where do I begin? She has VaginaDentata, is over 4,000 years old, undead, a prehensile tongue, tentacles, and ''ReallyGetsAround.''
64	* {{Tsundere}}: Type A, to... [[CrackPairing Heavy.]]
65	* TwoFaced: One side human, the other undead.
66	** Her new design has all light blue skin.
67	* UndeathlyPallor
68	* VaginaDentata: She actually [[{{Squick}} weaponizes it]] in ITT: Our Avatars are in a Strip Club.
69	* [[WeaksauceWeakness Weaksauce Fear]]: Clowns and Santa Claus.
70	* WhiteHairedPrettyGirl
71	* {{Yangire}}: Not a {{Yandere}} due to her mood swings not being because of Heavy.
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73	[[/folder]]
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75	[[folder: Tropes Vandalists Peg Me As]]
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77	[[/folder]]
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79	[[folder: Ect. Vandalist Folder]]
80	* Thanks for checking out my ''TheAdventuresOfArchieReynolds'' liveblog! How'd you come across it? Anyway, I'm curious about what you meant by the statement you left on there. I didn't really understand it. - @/BonsaiForest
81	** I found it when checking Live-Blogginations, and the title "The Room" of Children's books was enough to intrigue me. - @/AwesomeZombie22
82	* Wyatt Emmett Dee here! Just checking up on a neighbor! Oh, and I left some cheesecake at the door. - @/YouMustDie
83	* The faeries have graced your page with their presence! No, of ''course'' pretentious. [[SarcasmMode What gave you that idea?]] - @/StolenByFaeries
84	* Holy crap, your Dark Age sounds like mine! Only, my mom actually IS conspiring against me! @/{{Metalitia}}
85	* It's "vandals," man. Vaaaaaannnndddaaaallllsss. None of this "vandalist" nonsense. - @/BooleanEarth
86	* [[{{Tropers/squiddleTron}} squiddlevandal]]
87	* I hope we're all ready when the time of a Zombie Holocaust happens. - @/AmusedTroperGuy
88	* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3PAXN2G3NE You have been enlightened.]] ~ @/{{GameSpazzer}}

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