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| 2 | [[caption-width-right:128:Est. MMIV]] |
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| 4 | '''Trope Co.®''' (TSX: TROPE) is a [[MegaCorp mega-conglomerate]] specializing in surplus goods for discerning heroes, genteel villains, AppliedPhlebotinum, and quick narrative devices for harried writers. |
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| 6 | Like all [[ObviouslyEvil morally-conscious]] corporations, '''Trope Co.®''' maintains a strong political lobby aimed at combating the notion that a wiki doesn't require novelty narration techniques to be good. It's well-known that: |
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| 8 | * Articles on Website/TheOtherWiki are [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial never written as fake ads]]. |
| 9 | * Website/TheOtherWiki [[LikeIsLikeAComma is, like, totes formal and boring]]. |
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| 11 | Therefore, it's safe to conclude that without parody infomercials, TV Tropes would be just like it. You can thank us and help us on our mission by re-writing unrelated tropes as if you were selling them. Don't forget to use gratuitous exclamation marks whenever making product claims! [[SincerityMode We love that in advertising]]. |
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| 13 | [-For ArtifactOfPower tropes, please visit our TropeCo/ArtifactCollectionAgency™.-]\ |
| 14 | [-For {{Setting|s}} tropes, please visit our TropeCo/FictionalSettingsRealEstateAgency™.-]\ |
| 15 | [-For GenreTropes, please visit our TropeCo/GenreDepartment™.-]\ |
| 16 | [-For your choice of monsters, please visit the TropeCo/OurMonstersAreDifferent™ bestiary.-] |
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| 19 | !! Our fine list of products™ includes: |
| 20 | [[index]] |
| 21 | * {{Acme|Products}}™ Products: We're a full-line Acme dealer. From jet-powered roller skates to Instant Martians (JustAddWater), if you need it, we supply it! |
| 22 | * TropeCo/AndCallHimGeorge™: One use of our product and your pets will never love you again! |
| 23 | * TropeCo/AnimeCatholicism™: [[CastFullOfPrettyBoys Now with more unmolested pretty-boys!]] |
| 24 | * TropeCo/ArtifactCollectionAgency™: Comes with their own SecretGovernmentWarehouse. |
| 25 | ** TropeCo/AncientArtifact™: One for every [[TheChosenOne Chosen One]]! |
| 26 | ** TropeCo/ArtifactOfDoom™: Can't be a proper {{Supervillain}} without one! |
| 27 | ** TropeCo/ArtifactOfHope™: [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaI It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.]] |
| 28 | * TropeCo/BagOfHolding™: Tired of not being able to hold everything you get? Need more storage space? Wonder no more! It's the Bag of Holding™, with special techniques that make this bag a lot BiggerOnTheInside than out. |
| 29 | * TropeCo/BagOfSpilling™: Are you tired of retaining information on your walk through life? Do you wish you could go back and do it all over again? The BagOfSpilling has you covered by removing acquired character development and life experiences as one chapter closes and an identical one opens. |
| 30 | * TropeCo/BatteringRam™: Who needs a key or a mallet when you can just charge through all of it? |
| 31 | * TropeCo/TheBeautifulElite™: You think people are born that pretty? Trope Co makes them so. |
| 32 | * TropeCo/BeehiveBarrier™: A marvel in non-Euclidian engineering, made of precision crafted FDA approved hexagons into a spherical barrier of utter protection. Guaranteed to withstand TheWorfBarrage and intercept a MacrossMissileMassacre, or your money back! |
| 33 | * TropeCo/BlazingInfernoHellfireSauce™: It puts a fire in your gut! |
| 34 | * TropeCo/BlingBlingBang™: Pimp out your tired, dull-looking firearms and turn them into dazzling setpieces. |
| 35 | * TropeCo/BoardingPod™: Get your SpaceMarines aboard the enemy ship without all the hassle of [[ThereWasADoor using airlocks]]. |
| 36 | * TropeCo/BoardOfDirectors™: A staple for any CorruptCorporateExecutive. |
| 37 | * TropeCo/BrainBleach™: The new stain remover designed to get rid of the horrible things you've seen in life, from fan-made porn on the Internet to awful movies to all matter of {{Nightmare|Fuel}} and NauseaFuel. Brain Bleach is also effective in removing hard stains left behind by grass, chocolate, tomato sauce, grape juice, pen ink, grease, motor oil, red wine, house paint, and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick blood.]] |
| 38 | * TropeCo/CarryABigStick™: The best alternative to carrying small sticks! |
| 39 | * TropeCo/CatGirl™: Our new dating service feature, when you need a lady who just purrs at your touch! |
| 40 | * {{TropeCo/Chiaroscuro}}™: Hiring light and shadows dedicated to making the most compelling images! |
| 41 | * TropeCo/ChorusGirls™: To give your musical numbers that extra kick (line)! |
| 42 | * TropeCo/ClamTrap™: Foes giving you trouble underwater? The Clam Trap can get rid of them in a ''snap!'' |
| 43 | %% * TropeCo/CompleteMonster™: Only for the evilest of the evil! |
| 44 | * TropeCo/{{Coffee}}™: Alive with flavor! |
| 45 | * TropeCo/CoolSword™: A must-have for medieval heroes and martial arts masters everywhere! |
| 46 | ** TropeCo/{{BFS}}™: For those who think size matters! |
| 47 | * TropeCo/TheCorrupter™: Instant Evil, just call TropeCo/TropeCo! |
| 48 | * TropeCo/CrossoverComboVillain™: Two (or more) great tastes that do bad together! |
| 49 | * TropeCo/CrystalSkull™: For the occult collector in you! |
| 50 | * TropeCo/CunningLinguist™: Tired of {{Blind Idiot Translation}}s? Need a good {{Woolseyism}}? Here's your answer: The CunningLinguist! He can tell the local FunnyForeigner just how many [[MyHovercraftIsFullOfEels eels are in your hovercraft]], and he's even FluentInGibberish! |
| 51 | * TropeCo/DagwoodSandwich™: Tall, Tasty and Tantalizing! |
| 52 | * TropeCo/DecontaminationChamber™: Why waste money cleaning with soap and water when you can vaporize all of that excess germs, grime and body-hair with lasers and gamma radiation? |
| 53 | * TropeCo/DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment™: Under Construction™ |
| 54 | ** TropeCo/DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment™: Under Construction™, but you knew that already. |
| 55 | * TropeCo/DepartmentOfMajorVexation™: We traffic in {{Berserk Button}}s. |
| 56 | * TropeCo/DistressedDamsel™: For when you need a good hostage/Rescuee. Ultimate bonus: when you're in distress, regular {{Action Girl}}s can't hold a sword to them. |
| 57 | * TropeCo/ElementalBaggage™: So the proud owner and practitioner of ElementalPowers™ can practice them nearly anywhere. Who insists that energy and matter can neither be created nor destroyed? At '''Trope Co'''™, we don't! Thanks to reverse-engineered Main/HyperspaceMallet™ technology, you can carry as much water, fire, earth, and (when underwater or in space) air as you could possibly want! |
| 58 | * TropeCo/ElementalPowers™: Choose your power and save the world. Or destroy it. We don't judge. |
| 59 | ** TropeCo/AnIcePerson™: Make everyday a snow day! |
| 60 | ** TropeCo/BlowYouAway™: Take their breath away! |
| 61 | ** TropeCo/CastingAShadow™: Put the "Dark" in "Dark Chocolate"! |
| 62 | ** TropeCo/DishingOutDirt™: Feel the earth beneath your feet! |
| 63 | ** TropeCo/ExtraOreDinary™: Woo-hoo! '''Metal!!!''' |
| 64 | ** TropeCo/LightEmUp™: LightIsGood! |
| 65 | ** TropeCo/MakingASplash™: Bring the beach to you! |
| 66 | ** TropeCo/PlayingWithFire™: I Put That Sh*t On Everything. |
| 67 | ** TropeCo/ShockAndAwe™: The latest in energy production! |
| 68 | * TropeCo/EliteMooks™: When normal mooks are too weak to do your dirty work. |
| 69 | * TropeCo/EvilHand™: Defend your right to bear arms and go out on a limb with the EvilHand™, '''Trope Co'''™'s revolution in limb transplant surgery made possible by a new breakthrough in medical science. With the procedure perfected to degrees thought previously impossible, the EvilHand™ is not a mere functional replacement for a lost limb, but a limb to love for the rest of your life. Some of our models even have the previous owner's muscular powers and/or personality intact; call us for more details. Comes in every color, especially [[RedRightHand red]]![[note]]Fine Print:Trope Co not responsible for personal injury which may arise from [[BreakingInOldHabits misuse of this product]].[[/note]] |
| 70 | * TropeCo/ExcessiveEvilEyeshadow™: For villains who want to look their evilest. |
| 71 | * TropeCo/FacelessMasses™: When you need your extras to be discreet. |
| 72 | * TropeCo/FadeAroundTheEyes™: A specialized face-detecting lightbulb to put a fitting end to ''any'' dramatic scene! |
| 73 | * TropeCo/FairyGodmother™: When you wish upon a star, we'll send someone over to grant it! |
| 74 | * TropeCo/FairytaleWeddingDress™: For all your traditional gown needs. |
| 75 | * TropeCo/FanserviceWithASmile™: A favored product to spice up any diner. |
| 76 | * TropeCo/FasterThanLightDrive™: Need to get your [[CoolStarship Cool Starship]] somewhere fast? Look no further! |
| 77 | * TropeCo/FemmeFatale™: Has satisfied over 500 supervillains with reliable service while providing women with much-needed jobs! |
| 78 | * TropeCo/FetishFuel™: Useful for jump-starting those {{NSFW}} fantasies. Use it in your car to get the nude party started! |
| 79 | * TropeCo/FictionalSettingsRealEstateAgency™: Call FiveFiveFive-FiveFiveFive-TROPECO and get a great deal on your very own [[{{Settings}} world]] and [[VideoGameSettings level]]. |
| 80 | ** TropeCo/AbsurdlyShortLevel™: For a short, easy victory! |
| 81 | ** TropeCo/AmazingTechnicolorBattlefield™: Why? Your regular battlefield just isn't enough! |
| 82 | ** TropeCo/ArtCourse™: Now Hiring {{Painters}} and {{Sculptors}}. |
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| 84 | ** TropeCo/BonusLevelOfHeaven™: In your presence there is fullness of joy, and you can buy happiness at a discount! |
| 85 | ** TropeCo/CollapsingLair™: No self-respecting supervillain should be without one! Guard those evil plans and cover your escape by blowing it all away! Order now and get a complementary [[SelfDestructMechanism Self-Destruct Button]] absolutely FREE!! |
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| 87 | ** TropeCo/GreenHillZone™: Begin your game with a smile! :D |
| 88 | ** TropeCo/{{Halloweentown}}™: You think Christmas comes too early for your tastes? Not here it doesn't! |
| 89 | ** TropeCo/LethalLavaLand™: Have a Green Christmas in our LavaPit! |
| 90 | ** TropeCo/PlanetHeck™: Add a little heat to that Final Level! |
| 91 | ** TropeCo/{{Prehistoria}}™: Because EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs! |
| 92 | ** TropeCo/ShiftingSandLand™: Vacation in a (mostly lifeless) sandbox! |
| 93 | ** TropeCo/SlippySlideyIceWorld™: A great place for snow-cones, ice-hockey and killer Yetis. |
| 94 | ** TropeCo/SpaceZone™: Aliens and gravity are at your mercy in the Final Frontier! |
| 95 | * TropeCo/FillerVillain™: Providing work for villains, even in these unstable economic times! |
| 96 | * TropeCo/ForceFieldDoor™: Gives you the peace of mind from knowing your enemies are trapped in an[[note]]almost[[/note]] inescapable prison. |
| 97 | * TropeCo/{{Forgiveness}}™: When you need the world to suck just a little less. |
| 98 | * TropeCo/FlyingBrick™: Provides a convenient package of time-tested {{Stock Superpowers|Index}} for a low, low price! |
| 99 | * TropeCo/FrillyUpgrade™: Now you can battle your mortal enemies while keeping up with the latest fashions! |
| 100 | * TropeCo/GagPenis™: For all size-queens out there, get one of these for your boyfriends! |
| 101 | * TropeCo/{{Gamepad}}™: For the gamer on a budget! |
| 102 | * TropeCo/GargleBlaster™: The Ultimate Party-Drink. |
| 103 | * TropeCo/GayBestFriend™: When you need someone to make quiche or dress you down in a sassy, yet clever way. |
| 104 | * TropeCo/{{Gaydar}}™: The mood-ring of gayness! |
| 105 | * TropeCo/GenreDepartment™: Hello. Please proceed to the following link. Ms. SueDonym will be right with you for the {{Genre|s}} of your choice. We thank you for your patronage. |
| 106 | ** TropeCo/LovecraftLite™: The new genre to put a pep in your step and Deep One blood on your sword. |
| 107 | ** TropeCo/{{Metroidvania}}™: "Ultimate Game of the Year" -- 20XX Golden Joystick Awards. [[spoiler:Featuring [[VideoGame/DevilMayCry Dante from Devil May Cry]]!]] |
| 108 | ** TropeCo/SexComedy™: A night on the town can also be hilarious for the right price! |
| 109 | ** TropeCo/{{Soulsborne}}™: PrepareToDie! (Presented to you by Creator/{{FromSoftware}} and co.) |
| 110 | * TropeCo/GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere™: Because sometimes you just need a threat from out of the blue. |
| 111 | * TropeCo/GoGoEnslavement™: Ideal for the BeautifulSlaveGirl in you! |
| 112 | * TropeCo/GoodParents™: For the orphan who wants the best parents to take care of them forever. |
| 113 | * TropeCo/GrandStaircaseEntrance™: When a regular grand entrance just won't look spectacular enough! |
| 114 | * TropeCo/GreasySpoon™: Try our all-new Fried Catfish Combo, now with extra cigarette buds in the potatoes! |
| 115 | * TropeCo/{{Greed}}™: You want it. You know you do. |
| 116 | * TropeCo/GroundPunch™: For coffee beans and your enemies. |
| 117 | * TropeCo/HappilyEverAfter™: The ideal secret ingredient for your own personal FairyTale. |
| 118 | * TropeCo/HatOfAuthority™: Dress to Impress! |
| 119 | * TropeCo/HazardousWater™: Because regular water just doesn't ''cut'' it for slasher villains! |
| 120 | * TropeCo/HealingVat™: Soak in warm, liquid goo to make a new you! |
| 121 | * TropeCo/HeelFaceBrainwashingCream™: Don't wanna make the effort for a HeelFaceTurn? Tired of waiting for a brainwashing? Order now! |
| 122 | * TropeCo/HolyHalo™: Whether dispensing divine justice on sinners or simply preaching to the masses, nothing says "Holy" like a '''Trope Co.®'''-approved Holy Halo™! |
| 123 | * TropeCo/HolyHandGrenade™: The perfect last resort when faced with any evil, be it the BigBad, a KillerRabbit, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking or even an annoying]] [[VideoGame/{{Worms}} worm infestation]]! |
| 124 | * TropeCo/HumongousHeadedHammer™: For the bone-breaker in you! |
| 125 | * TropeCo/HumongousMecha™: What's more to say? You know you want one. [-(Souls sold separately. Please contact store for offer details.)-] |
| 126 | * [[TropeCo/HypnotizeTheCaptive Hypnotized Captive]]™: This item is no longer being sold.[[note]]and has legally lost its trademark, due to fraudulent practices.[[/note]] |
| 127 | * TropeCo/AnIceSuit™: You want a creative, comfortable, compelling cold costume? |
| 128 | * TropeCo/InstantAIKit™: Whether you are aiming for world domination, but not so good at strategy and tactics, or just need a science fair project ''quick,'' we supply you with the parts you need to build your own super-powered robot brain! |
| 129 | * TropeCo/InstantMessengerPigeon™: When regular pigeons don't please you. |
| 130 | * TropeCo/ISophagus™: When you have a friend whose voice would be better if it were replaced by music. |
| 131 | * TropeCo/InterspeciesRomance™: If feathers and scales turn you on. |
| 132 | * TropeCo/JollyRoger™: Sail your pirate ship in style! |
| 133 | * TropeCo/{{Karma}}™: When you want your actions to count. |
| 134 | * TropeCo/KarmaHoudiniWarranty™: For the {{Karma Houdini}}s among us. Provides dissuasion against fictional retribution. |
| 135 | * TropeCo/KillSat™: When laser guns just won't do. |
| 136 | * TropeCo/KlatchianCoffee™: When you don't have a free weekend and have to work nights. |
| 137 | * TropeCo/KungFuProofMook™: These mooks are immune to the hero's tricks! Buy three for the price of two! |
| 138 | * TropeCo/LanternJawOfJustice™: Trope Co shows you how do heroes get such magnificent jawlines. |
| 139 | * TropeCo/LawEnforcementInc™: Learn how to start up your very own private police force with our do-it-yourself package! |
| 140 | * TropeCo/LivingShadow™: A friend for life on those dark, dark days! |
| 141 | * TropeCo/MagicalAccessory™: Have your very own superpower-inducing artifacts that make you look great! |
| 142 | * TropeCo/ManOnFire™: When you need fire on a man. |
| 143 | * TropeCo/MaskOfPower™: Put it on and see what happens! Hopefully it will be the type the ''won't'' possess you! |
| 144 | * TropeCo/MiracleGroMonster™: Try the easy-beast-in-a-can! |
| 145 | * TropeCo/MuckMonster™: For destroying your enemies and the environment! |
| 146 | * TropeCo/MurderInc™: [[WebAnimation/HelluvaBoss We'll kill the bitch in under 24-hours or your first order is free!]] |
| 147 | * TropeCo/MutagenicGoo™: Because ToxicWasteCanDoAnything! |
| 148 | * TropeCo/NightmareFuel™: For those nights when SugarWiki/{{sweet dreams|Fuel}} just won't do. Use it in your car to scare people away! |
| 149 | * TropeCo/OminousTelevision™: The best Analogue device since the invention of spirit photography! |
| 150 | * TropeCo/OneHitPointWonder™: For the most suicidal of gamers. |
| 151 | * TropeCo/OurMonstersAreDifferent™: Are humans too boring to populate your fictional universe on their own? Try one of our many options of magical and arcane species! |
| 152 | ** TropeCo/AllTrollsAreDifferent™: Need mythical creatures to decorate your fantasy world? Try our trolls! |
| 153 | ** TropeCo/EldritchAbomination ™: Who says that your extremely weird antagonist (or protagonist) has to abide by the laws of reality and be comprehensible to others? |
| 154 | *** TropeCo/AdorableAbomination™: Get a pet Cthulhu of your very own! |
| 155 | *** TropeCo/AnimalisticAbomination™: When terrestrial fauna lacks the number of limbs, eyes and naughty bits you are looking for. |
| 156 | *** TropeCo/BotanicalAbomination™: Is your house-plant boring? Trope Co. has you covered! |
| 157 | *** TropeCo/HumanoidAbomination™: Your friends not cutting it? Try our new and improved friend that will leave them in stitches. Literal, metaphorical and metaphysical stitches. |
| 158 | ** TropeCo/HarpingOnAboutHarpies™: Beautiful. Seductive. Dangerous. What more could you want? |
| 159 | ** TropeCo/OurAngelsAreDifferent™: Is there a "[[EmbodimentOfVirtue forces of good]]"-shaped hole in your universe? Well we have just the thing for you! |
| 160 | ** TropeCo/OurDemonsAreDifferent™: Evil is necessary, and "NecessarilyEvil" we have for you today! |
| 161 | ** TropeCo/OurDragonsAreDifferent™: A staple for any {{Fantasy}} story. You are lacking without one. |
| 162 | %% ** TropeCo/OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame™: Not anymore they're not! |
| 163 | ** TropeCo/OurElvesAreDifferent™: Need a less-flawed version of humanity? We've got you covered! |
| 164 | ** TropeCo/OurSlashersAreDifferent™: When HumansAreTheRealMonsters, get a really monstrous human! |
| 165 | * TropeCo/TheParagon™: Instant Justice and Good, just call TropeCo/TropeCo! |
| 166 | * TropeCo/PartOfABalancedBreakfastStoneSoup™: The whole line of incredibly efficient products based on recent state-of-the-art development in synergetics, with applications ranging from cooking to linguistics. |
| 167 | * TropeCo/ThePeepingTom™: Try TropeCo/TropeCo®'s latest and most popular adult toy! |
| 168 | * TropeCo/PeopleZoo™: If any humans are reading this, "Zoo" actually means "Spa Resort." Honest. |
| 169 | * TropeCo/PhallicWeapon™: Emasculate your friends, destroy your enemies! |
| 170 | * TropeCo/PimpedOutDress™: Never have to worry about looking anything less than your best with our awesome gowns! |
| 171 | * TropeCo/PineappleSurprise™: It's so delicious, you just might explode! And you will. |
| 172 | * TropeCo/PlayfulOtter™: The pet that everybody in the family will adore! |
| 173 | * TropeCo/PoliceBrutality™: With just 12 easy payments, we'll send every BigotWithABadge we have to your house to violently interrogate you without actually telling you why they're there! |
| 174 | * TropeCo/PortableHole™: When you drop it on the floor, your enemies will be sent falling down! This hole really works wherever you want it! (Also available in inter-dimensional variants) |
| 175 | * TropeCo/{{Power}}™: What it all comes down to. |
| 176 | * TropeCo/PowerCrystal™: Need a power boost? Want to pimp your HumongousMecha? Then get these ''fabulous'' crystalline fixtures! |
| 177 | * TropeCo/PowerGivesYouWings™: What better way to show off your [[UpgradeArtifact latest power up]] than with glorious wings?! |
| 178 | * TropeCo/PraetorianGuard™: When you want assurance that you're staying in power, accept no substitute. |
| 179 | * TropeCo/PrideParade™: We're here! We're Queer! Get used to it! |
| 180 | * TropeCo/PsychoSerum™: The easy way to gain [[StockSuperPowersIndex superpowers]]. Also try SuperSerum™, for those of you who want a more mild effect. |
| 181 | * TropeCo/{{Putto}}™: Because BabiesMakeEverythingBetter! |
| 182 | * TropeCo/RainbowLens™: The perfect tracker for [[ComingOutStory Coming-Out Stories]]. |
| 183 | * TropeCo/RaincoatOfHorror™: So you won't CatchYourDeathOfCold while being an ActionSurvivor when ItWasADarkAndStormyNight! |
| 184 | * TropeCo/RedOniBlueOni™: Try our limited-edition fire and water Oni™ set! |
| 185 | * TropeCo/{{Rocks}}™: Still using massively overpowered monsters to destroy your party? Try new Rocks! |
| 186 | * TropeCo/RequisiteRoyalRegalia™: For showing off that you are the ruling class. |
| 187 | * TropeCo/ReverseShrapnel™: The ultimately useful, impossibly indispensable weapon even [[TheComputerIsACheatingBastard cheating AIs]] can't dodge. |
| 188 | * TropeCo/RushDeliveryService™: For when you need a trope ''fast''. |
| 189 | * TropeCo/ScaryJackInTheBox™: An excellent Christmas gift for your kids! |
| 190 | * TropeCo/ScaryScarecrows™: A must for every garden. |
| 191 | * TropeCo/SealedEvilInACan™: Want a way to surprise the heroes? Let the evil out of this can when the heroes less expect them! |
| 192 | * TropeCo/SentientStars™: When you want a celestial body as a friend! |
| 193 | * TropeCo/SerratedBladeOfPain™: Our weapons got bite! |
| 194 | * TropeCo/ShadowGovernment™: If you want to be responsible for everything and everything. |
| 195 | * TropeCo/ShippingGoggles™: For all your [[SlashFic slash]] and {{shipping}} needs! |
| 196 | * TropeCo/SinisterScythe™: Only the best for ''Death.'' |
| 197 | * TropeCo/SkeletonKey™: That pesky lock has met its match! |
| 198 | * TropeCo/SpiderTank™: The latest in omni-terrain warfare technology! |
| 199 | * TropeCo/StuddedShell™: To complete the Bowser look! |
| 200 | * TropeCo/SupernaturalPhone™: Why call us now to buy our product when you have already ordered it in the future? |
| 201 | * TropeCo/SwordPlant™: Grow your own starter-weapon! |
| 202 | * TropeCo/{{Tea}}™: For the distinguished gentlemen. Flask not included. |
| 203 | * [[SugarWiki/TVTropesWillEnhanceYourLife This Trope Will Change Your Life]]. New from our pharmacy, the supplement everyone should try! |
| 204 | * TropeCo/{{Thememobile}}™: For all of your driving needs! |
| 205 | * TropeCo/ThingOMatic™: you'll never need any other brand of electronic appliances! |
| 206 | * TropeCo/ThunderHammer™: Have at thee! |
| 207 | * {{Tradesnark}}™: Your Solution™ for all your Marketing Needs™ State-Of-The-Art Tropenology™ allows you to absolutely, positively ensure with a single symbol that something has Sold Out™. |
| 208 | * Transcripts of JustForFun/TheUniversalGenreSavvyGuide: Never bring ignorance-induced failure upon you or your travelling party again! For the budding despots among you, copies of the EvilOverlordList are sold separately. Avoid the dooms of your forerunners! |
| 209 | * TropeCo/TransformationTrinket™: Turn into an alternate, superpowered version of yourself! |
| 210 | * TropeCo/TreasureRoom™: Pool your funds and swim in your money! |
| 211 | * TropeCo/UnholyHolySword™: Had the look of an TropeCo/ArtifactOfHope™ with all of the artery clogging Evil you could ever want! |
| 212 | * TropeCo/UterineReplicator™: Why put a baby in her when you can put a baby in this instead? |
| 213 | * TropeCo/{{Water}}™: A bold new product for the holidays. |
| 214 | [[/index]] |
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| 216 | So [[IfYouCallBeforeMidnightTonight call within the next ten minutes!]] OperatorsAreStandingBy. OfferVoidInNebraska. |
| 217 | |
| 218 | [-Those living in {{Ruritania}}, [[WebVideo/{{Kickassia}} Molossia]], the BananaRepublic, {{Bulungi}}, {{Qurac}}, [[WesternAnimation/TheTransformers Carbombya]], or [[WebVideo/HitlerRants Germany]] should [[ArtisticLicenseShips remember to take into account shipping costs]]. Regretfully, due to a [[NoodleIncident tragic shipping accident]] '''Trope Co.®''' is temporarily prohibited from shipping to [[ComicBook/DoctorDoom Latverian]] addresses. Residents of [[Literature/{{Redwall}} Redwall Abbey, Mossflower Woods and/or Salamandstron]] may encounter shipping delays with their orders-]. |
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| 220 | [---[[OurLawyersAdvisedThisTrope WARNING:]] Some '''Trope Co.®''' products MayContainEvil™. '''Trope Co.®''' and [[EvilInc its affiliates]] take no responsibility for any UnpredictableResults or [[HeelFaceTurn odd]] [[FaceHeelTurn behaviors]] that may [[HilarityEnsues ensue.]]---] |
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