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| 4 | [[quoteright:345:[[VideoGame/ChampionsOnline https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/tropeco_beehivebarrier_5200.jpg]]]] |
| 5 | [[caption-width-right:345:[-If you can't afford the full-dome barrier, you might still be interested by the retail half-shield.-] ]] |
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| 7 | Tired of being harassed on your way to work by a GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere? Is that GiantMook in Marketing always beating you down? That mean old {{Cyborg}} [[OurZombiesAreDifferent Zombie]] insist on eating your wristwatch and brain? Well worry no more! To help protect you from these horrible beasties, '''TropeCo/TropeCo®''' has developed the handy-dandy, super-duper, easy to carry, lovely to use [[DramaticPause ...]] ''BeehiveBarrier™''! |
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| 9 | Yes, ''[[BarrierWarrior you too]]'' can be just like other action stars such as ''[[VideoGame/{{Halo}} Master Chief]], [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Q]], and [[Website/TheGrandListOfConsoleRolePlayingGameCliches Generic RPG Hero]]'' with your very own ''Beehive Barrier[[TradeSnark ™]]''! |
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| 11 | Each barrier is made of precision crafted FDA approved hexagons into a spherical barrier of '''''[[PureEnergy utter protection]]!''''' We guarantee each hexagon [[ShapedLikeItself to have precisely six sides]][=*=]. Guaranteed to withstand TheWorfBarrage and intercept a MacrossMissileMassacre, or your money back! |
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| 13 | ->[=*=] The rumor of occasional five-sided hexagons or "Pentagons", appearing irregularly are pure fabrication, everyone knows you can make perfect spheres out of just hexagons! [[LogicalFallacies Pentagons can't even make ''flat'' shields without hexagons!]] |
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| 15 | For other fine '''TropeCo/TropeCo®''' life-empowering products, please consider taking TropeCo/PsychoSerum®. |
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