Line #40 ShutUpHannibal/WebOriginal


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7	Times where the good guys [[ShutUpHannibal reject]] [[HannibalLecture the villain's claims]] [[ShutUpHannibal by telling them to shut up]] in WebOriginal series.
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10	* In ''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd'' episode about ''[[Videogame/ANightmareOnElmStreetNES A Nightmare on Elm Street]]'', Freddy Krueger says that nobody is ''forcing'' the Nerd to play bad games but [[spoiler:[[TomatoInTheMirror himself]]]], making the Nerd not so different, but the Nerd just cuts him off with a gut bustingly hilarious reply of "Go yank your cock through your ass, you fucking butt mongrel" and showing off his [[spoiler:Power Glove, which he uses to destroy Freddy. [[AWinnerIsYou The nightmare is ended]], but [[PromotionalPowerlessPieceOfGarbage the real battle had just begun]]]].
11	* Throughout ''WebVideo/ArbyNTheChief'''s 8th season, Arbiter is haunted by apparitions of Eugene Black [[spoiler:after his suicide in the previous season]] whenever he plays ''Halo: Reach''. Every time they interact, it's a [[GreyAndGrayMorality verbal battle over morals]]. One of their discussions ends with Arbiter using this trope on him while Arbiter preparing to enact a sting operation to kill Adam [=McIntyre=] as he's planning to attack a funeral being hosted by Claire:
12	-->'''Arbiter:''' I never said I was doing the right thing.\
13	'''Eugene:''' What the hell are you doing?\
14	'''Arbiter:''' What's necessary.\
15	'''Eugene:''' Classic. A lot of lunatics throughout history said the same. [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech Maybe you just secretly enjoy making people suffer. Payback, for being brought here with no purpose. You punish the innocent: Existence itself]]. [[UnrequitedTragicMaiden Your girlfriend's no exception, or whatever she is to you. I know you're in love with her. But she'll never love you back, not really, for obvious reasons]]. ''(scoffs)'' You know. Let's be real. [[IfICantHaveYou That you hate her for it]]. [[OfficialCoupleOrdealSyndrome So you gotta make her life miserable. Keep walking in-and-out of it. You're gone, you're back, you're dead, you're back again. Interfering where you've got no business. You've ruined her wedding day]]. But you're "The Arbiter", right? [[SamaritanSyndrome The decider of what should or shouldn't be. Right and wrong]]. [[spoiler:[[ALighterShadeOfGrey And right now, the right thing is killing this kid]]]]. [[IdentityBreakdown You're that desperate to leave a mark on the world. To matter, at any cost. And you think it makes you a hero]]. [[HeWhoFightsMonsters You're no better than him]].\
16	''(Eugene turns to leave, but is stopped by Arbiter talking to him)''\
17	'''Arbiter:''' You don't believe that. Who the fuck are you, the Pope? The shit you did? Spare me the fucking lecture.\
18	'''Eugene:''' People change. We're not photographs of ourselves. Not until the end. We all exist across time. It's part of ''being''. You now isn't you five seconds ago. Five seconds from now, at the same time, they're all instances of you, simulatenously. We're the sum of what we bring to existence. What you bring... That's up to you.
19	* In Blog/AskKingSombra: Sombra's [[spoiler:EnemyWithin (who actually behaves like Canon!King Sombra)]] from "Ask King Sombra" tries to tell him he's weak. He replies by [[spoiler:[[http://ask-king-sombra.tumblr.com/post/49979311017/glimmer-wings-sombra-still-not-available-in reminding it that last time it was in control]], [[IWasBeatenByAGirl they got blown up by a baby dragon and a 'pretty pink princess']] and that it ''will'' listen to him because it needs a ''willing'' host and he's its only possible choice.]]
20	* ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall''
21	** Linkara does not use words to shut up any "Hannibals" out there. [[TalkToTheFist He punches 'em in the gut]] while screaming '''[[MemeticMutation "I AM A MAN!!!"]]'''.
22	** At the conclusion of the first "Mechakara" storyline, Pollo rebuffs the entreaties of the evil version of himself from another dimension and chooses to help Linkara defeat him, giving this gem in response to his other's outrage:
23	--->'''Mechakara:''' If you side with him, our kind may not survive!\
24	'''Pollo: Maybe, but you're kind of an asshole.'''
25	** When reviewing ''[[ComicBook/WhatsSoFunnyAboutTruthJusticeAndTheAmericanWay Action Comics #775]]'', the basis for ''WesternAnimation/SupermanVsTheElite'', Linkara responds to Manchester Black saying, "Now be a good little dream and say, 'I understand, Mr. Black,'" with this:
26	--->'''Linkara:''' Of course, of course. ''(clears throat)'' Up yours, Dick Nose. Oh, oh, I'm sorry, I said that wrong. ''(clears throat again)'' Cram it, Puss Lips.
27	* In Episode 15 of the WebVideo/AskThatGuyWithTheGlasses... well, ''something'' like this happens. (For bonus points, this comes in the wake of a particularly lengthy and disturbing rant about starving a Toys/{{Furby}} to death.) That Guy responds to a question down the vein of "how do I know I'm real, and not a product of my own imagination?" with unusual vitriol, until it descends into a self-serving rant about himself and his own twisted villainy.
28	-->'''That Guy''': ...I don't say this often, but you are wrong, and I am right. I mean, suppose I ''was'' the figment of someone else's dream and that the dreamer out there was actually a good, rational person with -- eugh! -- a conscience. I mean, wouldn't he have gotten rid of me a long time ago? I mean, wouldn't he have the decency to get rid of such ''concentrated'' evil like me? No! ''No!'' There ''is'' no dreamer, and evil. Always. ''Wins.'' Thus showing that there ''is'' no good in the world, and evil is ''always'' rewarded. That's the way it ''is'', and that's the way I always [[spoiler: (poof)]]
29	* [[TheHeroine Laura Hollis]] in ''[[WebVideo/CarmillaTheSeries Carmilla]]'' has a few of these. Her Shut Up, Hannibal! to Carmilla in [=S1E05=] does much to establish her strength of character and her TheDeterminator personality.
30	--> '''Laura''': No.
31	--> '''Carmilla''': What?
32	--> '''Laura:''' No, I'm not just gonna give up. Maybe you're right, maybe I am a child: a 19-year-old who never left her city limits before she got here. Who thought that university was gonna be some big adventure full of books to read and parties to dance at. Who never thought anything bad could actually happen. Well...turns out the world doesn't work exactly how I thought it would. My university is creepy, and parties are full of numbskulls getting hammered, and girls go missing and nobody seems to care, and maybe that's just the way it is, but that does not mean that I have to accept it. I deserve better. Betty deserves better. Hell...even '''you''' deserve better.
33	* ''WebAnimation/{{Dreamscape}}'': Drake and Keedran freeze the Overlord of Evil in the middle of his EvilGloating a couple times in "The Mystery of Melinda".
34	* An ''[[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome awesome]]'' villain to villain example from ''WebVideo/ImAMarvelAndImADC'''s "Happy Hour" finale:
35	--> '''Lex Luthor:''' Say goodbye to the world you know! From this moment on, you are all at the mercy of Lex Luthor, the greatest criminal mind of our--
36	--> '''Green Goblin:''' AHHHH, SHUT UP! (knocks him down with a pumpkin bomb)
37	* Rip Van Winkle of ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'' gets a spectacular one from Alucard when she calls him a "racist, cis-gendered, patriarch-propagating, misogynistic pig".
38	-->'''Alucard:''' ''[catches one of Rip's bullets with his teeth]'' The funny thing is... ''[crushes the bullet]'' in any other circumstance, you might have had a point there. Except my boss is a woman, [[GenderBender I was a chick in the 40s]], ''[[HatesEveryoneEqually I hate everyone equally,]]'' and there's ''no one alive'' who can comprehend [[ExtremeOmnisexual my sexual preference]]. So in other words, Ms. Van Winkle, ''CH-CH-CH-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!'' ''[socks Rip across the jaw]''
39	** A less epic one in the finale has [[spoiler:the Major]] delivering a speech about [[WhatMeasureIsANonHuman what a human actually is]] after [[spoiler:his]] RoboticReveal only to get interrupted by Integra, who is still utterly baffled at the fact [[spoiler:he]] is apparently a cyborg.
40	---> '''Integra''': '''NO'''. A man is a homo sapien made of meat and blood! Not cogs and coolants and I'm just going to ''assume'' a [[HamsterWheelPower hamster on a wheel]]!
41	* In an extended scene of WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic's ''Film/MoulinRouge'' review, WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick bitches about why her "friends" even stick around. Nella replied promptly "because you pay me!"
42	* Near the end of Season 12 of ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue'', [[StraightMan Agent Washington]] gets tired of Locus trying to convince him they are not so different. He points out that all of Locus' rationalizations are [[NeverMyFault his attempts to hide from the fact]] that all of his actions are his own responsibility, and that while Wash [[FaceHeelTurn screwed up in the past]], ''[[HeelFaceTurn he]]'' [[TheAtoner at least is trying to make up for it now]]. ConsummateProfessional ColdSniper Locus' response? [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Tackling Washington.]]
43	* On the final episode of ''WebVideo/RoboGirl'', the villain is explaining the mind-screwing origin of The Host to the protagonist when she grabs her throat, saying, "You talk too much!"
44	* Happened on a meta level in ''Roleplay/RubyQuest'': Weaver intended for [[spoiler:Filbert]] to give a HannibalLecture and TheFinalTemptation to the protagonists at the end. He never got the chance; the players responded to seeing him again by [[CuttingTheKnot having Tom beat him to death before he could even speak]].
45	* ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'': In "No Brakes", Roman gives Blake a BreakingSpeech about how she's [[NotSoDifferentRemark the same as]] the White Fang and should change sides, as the rest of Team RWBY don't trust her anyway. [[TrueCompanions It doesn't take]]:
46	-->'''Roman''': Do you really think a little bow on top is gonna make people forget [[WesternTerrorists what you were]]? ''[[AntiHero What you've done]]?''
47	-->''[[TheRival Weiss]] tumbles through the door, injured and unconscious, followed by her attacker''
48	-->'''Roman''': [[FriendOrIdolDecision So what's it gonna be, Blake?]]
49	-->''Blake [[TakeAThirdOption kicks him in the face]] and runs to help Weiss''
50	* ''LetsPlay/SpeedballXCOMEnemyWithin'': A common reaction to the Thin Men's attempts at psychological warfare:
51	-->'''Thin Man:''' How much of you is really you? How much of you is other people? How much of you is ''us''?
52	-->'''Cammy:''' How much of you is GRENADE!?
53	* At the end of [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony's]] review of ''VideoGame/UltimaIX'', the Guardian offers Spoony three choices: [[spoiler:destroy the Black Gate, eventually driving away his friends and fans; embrace madness and end humanity's suffering through death; or go through the Black Gate and become one with the Guardian, their combined power making any world theirs for the taking.]] Spoony responds with a seeming non-sequitir:
54	--> '''Guardian''': I guess we all know how this ends, don't we Avatar?
55	--> '''Spoony''': I guess we do, but [[NonSequitur they were sometimes known as the Twelve Peers]].
56	--> '''Guardian''': ...[[FlatWhat What?]]
57	--> '''Spoony''': [[ShownTheirWork Now historically, they were the foremost members of]] [[UsefulNotes/HolyRomanEmpire Charlemagne's Court]], [[HistoricalHeroUpgrade although many of their famous exploits are largely fictitious]], [[PatrioticFervor representing Christian martial superiority over the Saracen hordes]].
58	--> '''Guardian''': What are you dribbiling about?
59	--> '''Spoony''': Well my friend... [[spoiler:''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner That's]]'' [[ThePaladin a Paladin]]. (''DramaticGunCock'') (''BLAM'').]]
60	* ''Website/{{Springhole}}'': In ''[[https://www.springhole.net/writing/how-to-create-and-write-an-arch-nemesis.htm How To Create And Write An Arch-Nemesis]]'', Syera recommends having the hero shut down the villain saying [[NotSoDifferentRemark the two are the same]] by pointing out ways the hero is trying to be a good person while the villain is making no such effort.
61	* Early on in ''Literature/SwarmOnTheSomme'', a [[HordeOfAlienLocusts Grex]] [[TheVirus infectee]] addresses Allied command, and tells them that [[ResistanceIsFutile they cannot win]] and should therefore just save everyone a lot of trouble by surrendering now. Winston Churchill responds by emptying a revolver into him, [[PunctuatedPounding while stating]] that they don't negotiate with [[FantasticSlurs cockroaches]].
62	* In ''Blog/SwearySheRa'', Adora shuts down Shadow Weaver's attempted emotional manipulation, by pointing out all the good things her friends have done for her and how she knows Shadow Weaver is only trying to slander them because she can't actually confront Adora.
63	-->'''Adora''': I am ''everything'' without you.
64	* ''WebVideo/ThereWillBeBrawl'': Luigi [[TalkToTheFist punches]] [[spoiler:Ganondorf]] in the face after he tries to corrupt him with mind games.
65	-->'''[[spoiler:Ganondorf]]:''' What possessed you in that ally way to deliver such a potent artifact to such a dangerous man? What did you...?\
66	'''Luigi:''' ''[punch]'' I've had enough... ''[punch]'' ...Of your-a head games! ''[punch]''
67	** [[spoiler:Unfortunately, the 'Dorf, was unfazed. And fought back.]]
68	** This comes immediately after giving shutting up [[spoiler: "End of Days" (Olimar)]]. "Cut the ''crazy''."
69	* In [[http://parahumans.wordpress.com/2013/08/06/interlude-26a/ Interlude 26a]] of ''Literature/{{Worm}}'', Golem finally has his showdown with Jack Slash, only to find that Jack's more interested in messing with his head than fighting him, at least right away. So we get this:
70	-->'''Golem''': ''Stop talking'', Jack. You’re not that clever, not as sharp as you like to think. You talked to me about keystones? Bullshit. You’re a sad, pathetic killer with delusions of grandeur.
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