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7Times where the good guys [[ShutUpHannibal reject]] [[HannibalLecture the villain's claims]] [[ShutUpHannibal by telling them to shut up]] in {{Webcomics}}.
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10* Subverted in ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''. [[DumbMuscle Fighter]] ''thought'' he was giving one of these to a giant who was talking to his party members after squishing Black Mage. In actuality the giant was giving the Light Warriors a {{Glurge}}-filled speech about the DisproportionateReward he was about to give. Red Mage and Thief were very upset at losing the opportunity to commandeer an army of loyal giants.
11** Also played straight in the confrontation against Sarda, because Black Mage "never knew it was possible to care less about time travel."
12** [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2004/03/18/episode-396-hes-back/ "Damn, but you goth freaks love to hear yourselves talk."]]
13* In ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'', King Radical has spent the concluding arc weakening and ruining Dr. McNinja: [[spoiler:Cleverly positioning himself in such a manner to gain the Presidency, detaining McNinja, making him fight past enemies, killing his clone just as he made peace with him, making his sidekick a vampire, having his parents sell him out. Even killing the Birdosaurus to assure he will never feel the satisfaction of killing it.]] He then goes on a lengthy ReasonYouSuckSpeech that points out how ridiculous and self-centered McNinja has been in ''the entire story,'' and that his intentions have long been noble albeit criminal. Dr. [=McNinja's=] response? [[spoiler:Grab Dracula, wield him like a baseball bat, and cause him to bite King Radical, making him into a vampire,]] followed by this:
14--> '''Dr. [=McNinja=]:''' Yeah, "Champion of the Future." King "I Am A Force" or whatever. Now [[spoiler:you're a vampire.]]
15--> ''throws [[spoiler:Pope Francis'']]
16--> '''Dr. [=McNinja=]:''' Just like all the others [[spoiler:I killed in grad school.]]
17* Comet Tail in ''WebComic/AgentsOfHEART'' tries to accuse [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Rainbow Dash]] of being a hypocrite for attacking her on government property. The government property is a prison Comet is trying to break someone out of, and Rainbow is a government agent, so she doesn't really care.
18-->'''Comet Tail''': Last I checked, you were trespassing on crown property and committing assault and battery. And you want to know what I'm doing here? That is amusing.\
19'''Rainbow Dash''': There is literally a piece of plastic in my pocket that lets me do that.
20* ''Webcomic/BloodIsMine'': When [[EldritchAbomination Nil]] attempts to bargain with [[spoiler:Macland]], demanding control of his body in return for saving someone he cares about, he [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu flips it off]] with a truly epic rant.
21-->"Y'know what, forget it. This stuff's over my head and I don't know what you're on about. What I ''do'' know, Nil, is two things: I'm done being played, and whatever it is you're acting like I ''need'' you for, that crazy nurse can probably do without you. You've done a lot of spilling, but between this and all that time we spent buddying up when I was comatose, the one thing you've made ABUNDANTLY clear is that you're scared of the red. Full blown, absolutely fucking SHOOK, and I think you wanting to save [[spoiler:Caius]] isn't just about getting my body. I think you're trying to earn that chick's favor or whatever, just in the most fucked up, stupid way imaginable. You don't get people--if you did, you wouldn't admit to wanting to ''undo thought''. Fuck you, Nil."
22* ''Webcomic/BobAndGeorge'' [[http://www.bobandgeorge.com/archives/040224c Say it with lightning!]]
23* In ''Webcomic/{{Clockworks}}'', "You have no words for me? No threats for the man who killed your father? Nothing to say to the man who abducted your lady friend's parents? No witty banter to exchange -- " [[http://shawntionary.com/clockworks/?p=61 Enough!]] with a kick
24* Karcharoth of ''Webcomic/CryHavoc'' pulls one on Faustus by way of a burst of machine gun fire.
25* From ''Webcomic/{{Digger}}'':
26** Giving a "do you really think you can take me down" speech, Sweetgrass Voice rants at Digger about having survived for 12,000 years. "Do you have any idea how long ''twelve thousand years'' is?" Digger (who is versed in geology) retorts: "I know it's not long enough to make a good rock."
27** Ed's response to Sweetgrass Voice's offer to give him back his original name is "Name is '''ED'''." [[spoiler:Those are his last words.]]
28* [[http://www.mgcomics.com/WTF/?ep=1302938843 Defied]] in ''Double-U Tea F'' between [[spoiler: former BigBad]] Raike and [[SuperPoweredEvilSide Skreel]]:
29-->'''Raike''': Hey, hey. Let me handle this guy. I've dealt with the dark side before. Alright, so. I get where you're coming from, but you ain't taking Khran away from us.
30--> '''Skreel''': Oh, sure, I'm being lectured by [[spoiler: the world-renowned terrorist]].
31--> '''Raike''': Trying to get into my head? Kid, I was the king of psychological warfare in my day.
32--> '''Skreel''': The only thing you were "king" of was losing miserably [[spoiler: to Shadow and The Ministry]].
33--> '''Raike''': ''[[{{Beat}} *flat look*]]''
34--> '''Skreel''': And if recent history is anything to go by, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking utterly failing at]] [[BelligerentSexualTension courting bunny girls]].
35--> '''Raike''': [[NotSoAboveItAll I WILL BURY YOU!]]
36* In ''Webcomic/{{Drowtales}}'', this is Kiel'ndia's reaction to [[EldritchAbomination Khaless]] trying a NotSoDifferentRemark, emphasized by [[http://www.drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?sid=8878 flipping her the bird with both hands]].
37* In ''Webcomic/DubiousCompany'', Mary gives an InTheNameOfTheMoon speech to the heroes as her boss, [[TheDragon Izor]], is about to HumanSacrifice Sal. Walter shoots her. She is more angry that he [[ThisIsUnforgivable cut her off]] than that he '''[[BoomHeadshot shot at her]]'''. Walter is angry that he [[ConvenientMisfire missed]].
38* In ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'', "Jack" briefly considers the possibility that someone's real world opinion of the real Arthur resulted in NPC Arthur being cast as the villain before [[https://www.egscomics.com/egsnp/parable-195 angrily declaring she's not falling for his mind games]].
39* In ''Webcomic/{{Endstone}}'', [[http://endstone.net/2011/02/21/5-11/ she calmly says he's trying to make her angry.]]
40* In ''Webcomic/{{Fans}}'', Rikk's response to a recently captured super-criminal who tries to HannibalLecture him is "I hate ''[[Literature/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Silence of the Lambs]]''." He goes on to [[http://www.faans.com/books1-6/index.php?p=1839 say how sick he is of any two-bit nutcase who thinks they're a psychological mastermind trying to psych him out any time he treats them with a bit of respect]], going on as a bonus to completely demolish her FreudianExcuse by pointing out that he has friends who have suffered in their lives much worse than her, only to ''not'' become a vindictive murderous psycho as a consequence.
41** Later, he admits that she actually ''did'' get to him, as the entire reason he'd been picked to question her in the first place was because he had the best hand for interrogating without strife, and he'd let her provoke him into being a sarcastic ass instead of handling the situation calmly. Unfortunately, all this did was enrage her to the point of attacking him with the heel of her ''shoe'' instead of giving them what they needed, and he got bailed out by Shanna for screwing up the session.
42** And of course, leave us not forget Rikk's earlier and more spot-on example of this trope, during his climactic confrontation with Keith Feddyg before the TimeSkip.
43** Rikk is good at these. During the Order arc at the end of Book 6, he and Marc confronted Hus, one of the Order's mages, who was attempting to take over Egypt in the wake of spell that literally destroyed the concept of written communication. After Hus gave Rikk a ReasonYouSuckSpeech, Rikk and Marc effectively shut him up:
44--->'''Rikk''': First off, I got sucker-punched by Captain America. That's like giving Michael Phelps a headstart. Secondly, I've spent the last five years with [[OT3 two remarkable women.]] One of them's one of the toughest, cleverest fighters I've ever seen anywhere. [[BaitAndSwitchComparison The other is Rumiko Tanaka Oberf.]] We work hard, but we do make time for each other. And when we're not vegging or sharing a bed...we like to spar. Marc and I aren't here to impress you, Hus. We're here to bring you to justice.\
45'''Marc''': Bully needs a beatdown! ({{Beat}}) Yours was way more wootworthy.\
46'''Rikk''': No, you gave a good closing statement.
47* Happens in ''Webcomic/{{Goblins}}'' when Thaco successfully defeats Goblinslayer. As the man lies slowly bleeding to death, his ear sliced off, he ''gloats''. He thinks that, if nothing else, his legend will survive in the stories of the goblins as the great nemesis of Thaco, only to be told mid-rant...
48-->'''Thaco''': [[CruelMercy You're not my nemesis.]]
49** Thaco also manages to turn Dellyn's previous BreakThemByTalking against him. when Dellyn learned that Thaco had taken levels as an adventurer, he described it as 'the most perverted thing I've ever heard of'; Thaco responds by describing Dellyn as 'some random human I fought early in my adventuring career... a random encounter.'
50** Minmax delivers a spectacular one to [[spoiler:his Psion alternate counterpart]], as the latter proclaims that EvilOnlyHasToWinOnce and that he ''will'' win eventually...
51-->'''Minmax:''' No. You win ''now''. (''[[spoiler:forces Psion!Minmax to "win" the Maze of Many, [[PyrrhicVictory preventing him from ever re-entering it, and thus try to remove himself from reality]]]].'')
52* In ''Webcomic/GrimTalesFromDownBelow'', [[{{Satan}} Him]] delivers one to an angel. [[GreyAndGrayMorality Because it's complicated like]] [[http://grim.snafu-comics.com/index.php?comic_id=104 that.]]
53** [[http://grim.snafu-comics.com/index.php?comic_id=112 Not that the angel's going to take that lying down, mind you...]]
54** [[http://grim.snafu-comics.com/index.php?comic_id=115 Mimi!]]
55* In ''Webcomic/TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob,'' Fructose Riboflavin stops ''himself'' when he realizes [[https://bobadventures.thecomicseries.com/comics/409 he's lost Galatea's interest.]] She then tells him why she's unimpressed.
56* ''{{Webcomic/Lightbringer}}'': After Darkbringer defeated the main protagonist, before killing him, he showed him beaten to people on the street, and started a BreakThemByTalking about how the only true way of good is by embracing darkness and despair and hope Lightbringer gave them is a lie. People responded by throwing junk at him, while screaming examples of how Lightbringer make their city a better place.
57* In ''Webcomic/MoonCrest24'', right at the beginning by Daniel[[spoiler:, but it does not [[OneHitKO end well]]]].
58* In ''Webcomic/{{Narbonic}}'', after Dave has [[ScienceRelatedMemeticDisorder recently gone mad]] and taken over the [[SuperVillainLair secret arctic mad scientist base]] from [[IneffectualSympatheticVillain Professor Madblood]] (and managed to [[BrainUploading upload himself]] to Madblood's computer), the Professor steels himself for a desperate fight:
59--> '''Madblood''': HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, DAVENPORT! YOU'LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH LUPIN 'WOLF' MADBLOOD! MANO Y MANO, DAVENPORT! GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT!
60--> '''Dave''' (floats through Madblood's body): I don't have time for this.
61** And a few panels later:
62---> '''Dave''': Don't worry. I'll find room for you in the new Narbonics Labs.\
63'''Madblood''': And what makes you think I'll accept a role as a servile flunky in my own facility?!!\
64'''Dave''': Your tie.\
65'''Madblood''' (checking tie with crestfallen expression): My tie?\
66'''Dave''': It's [[{{Dissimile}} more every single thing about you]], but the tie'll do for starters.
67* In ''Webcomic/{{Nodwick}}'' [[spoiler: the PowersThatBe themselves do this to [[BigBad Baphuma'al]] during the FinalBattle. (Baphuma'al had been so caught up in his villainous rant, he completely failed to notice that he had been wounded by Rowen's arrow, the one thing that could kill him. The PowersThatBe had to interrupt his rant to [[YouAreAlreadyDead tell him he was dying]].)]]
68* In ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'':
69** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0595.html #595]], Daimyo Kubota's discussion of how he plans to escape responsibility for yet another attack on the surviving Azurites is interrupted by Vaarsuvius: [[spoiler:"Disintegrate. Gust of Wind. Now can we PLEASE resume saving the world?"]] Made somewhat disturbing though by the next comic, which reveals [[spoiler:V ''didn't even know who Kubota was''. V simply disintegrated him because Elan had him tied up, so V assumed (correctly) that he was a villain]].
70** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0636.html "Disjunction. Quickened Disintegrate."]] Oh, ''[[OhCrap crap.]]''
71*** And Disjunction is first real glimpse of ''how'' powerful V became under the [[spoiler:Soul Splice]]. It only has a 1% chance per caster level of breaking an AntiMagic Field, and [[WordOfDante the Class and Level Geekery thread estimates]] that V by themself is about level 14-15 based on the spells they've cast alone. But with [[spoiler:3 Epic-level souls spliced on (one of which was very likely ''higher level than [[BigBad Xykon]]'')]], V's effective caster level was somewhere close to 100, which in D&D terms is ''insane''.
72** Elan gets his own Shut Up Hannibal back in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0061.html #61]], interrupting [[spoiler:his evil twin]]'s TheReasonYouSuckSpeech.
73--->'''[[spoiler: Nale]]:''' I gave you a chance to join me. But you'd rather stay with these fools? Well, I can't very well allow you to continue breathing after an insult like that, now, can I? Because no one denies me, Elan. Not father, not you, no one.
74--->'''Elan:''' Deny. Deny. Deny! ♪Deny the psychopathic egomaniac!♪
75** In [[https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1210.html Strip #1210]], Redcloak, [[spoiler:having rejected Durkon's proposal, tries to kill him with Implosion]], and asks him how many goblin lives Durkon has personally ended. Durkon, [[spoiler:despite being in extreme pain]], simply says, "Na as many as '''ye'''." Redcloak, who'd sacrificed so many of his kin to his EvilPlan that [[SunkCostFallacy he refuses to accept any alternatives, no matter how feasible]], is ''furious'', giving Durkon a DeathGlare.
76* Delivered by Elise to her former comrades in "Webcomic/RubyNation", via devastating spit take.
77* In the end of the Bad Behaviour series of ''Webcomic/{{Sinfest}}'', Criminy shouted ENOUGH to [[JerkAss Seymour]] while he was in the midst of a hateful sermon, essentially [[EvilGloating bragging]] about causing Fuschia to have a DespairEventHorizon. This starts a three week consecutive story arc (one of the longest in the strip's history).
78* In ''Webcomic/{{Terra}}'' [[http://www.terra-comic.com/wordpress/archives/1106 #241]], [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy Agrippa]] does this to a injured [[{{Sadist}} Kaleb Ceros]]:
79--> '''Kaleb:''' Bastard! You think you're really changing anything? Solus has more power and influence than you could ever ''dream'' of. You can't stop him -- and if you kill me, another will take my place.\
80'''Agrippa:''' ''([[CoupDeGrace slashes Kaleb's throat with his combat knife]])'' Then their fate will be the same as yours.
81* ''Webcomic/{{Unsounded}}'': Bell, who is not the master mind he thinks himself to be but is directly behind a lot of carnage and funded the rest of the (contemporary) nightmares the characters have been battling throughout the book manages to get Emil alone and wounded on the battlefield and takes the opportunity to gloat. Claiming everything that's happened is due to the Queen's failures and droning on about the pitfalls of Emil's devotion to various women. Emil isn't interested in what he's selling, even if he's got no chance of surviving a fight with Bell.
82-->''"Oh, Bell. Loud...and '''hollow.''' I hope you're not mistaking my loyalty for naivete. Her majesty has things to answer for, but I've '''seen''' your crimes; smelled the body count first hand. From Sharteshane to Ethelmik to this place. Have the '''empty skulls''' at your side?" No, they probably don't care. You razed Ethelmik. You killed the Queen's sister. You framed the lizards. You provoked them and the Alds today. If my queen erred I must believe it was in pursuit of what was best for the country, but your shit? '''[[ShutUpHannibal Fuck OFF.]]'''''
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