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1->Take my life and take my soul
2->Put me on the cross for all to see
3->Put my name around my neck
4->Let those people throw stones at me
5->This is serious business: sex and violence and rock and roll
6-->-- '''Music/JohnMellencamp''', "Serious Business"
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8* How about just the simple question-- what is music? You hardly have to go far to see people denouncing 'experimental' music as not music at all. It doesn't even need to be as extreme as free jazz or contemporary classical music; people who frequently say this about music they just "don't enjoy" (hip hop being a frequent victim of this-- though more pretentious music fans will toss this at radio pop). HipHop is the most frequent target of this accusation. Unsurprisingly, a large portion of said accusers are either admitted or [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial effectively affirmed]] racists. The one's who ''aren't'' usually have reasons that are almost as absurd.
9* The voice synthesizing software Music/{{Vocaloid}} and its characters. The only thing canon about the Music/{{Vocaloid}} universe by WordOfGod is the character names, designs, and voice banks, but the {{Fanon}} is quite firmly rooted, to the point where one thing that was officially canon got retracted because of fan outcry. The software and the fandom it spawned has inspired countless songs, and those songs have inspired a stage play, a musical (inspired by only a ''single'' song, mind you), and [[Anime/BlackRockShooter an anime]]. The flagship character, Miku Hatsune, is a bona fide VirtualCelebrity, complete with an album reaching # 2 on Japanese charts. She also gave a live concert (as a hologram, backed by live human musicians), and her version of the software has also been installed in a Japanese gynoid.
10* Music/WeirdAlYankovic's version of "Music/TrappedInTheCloset," "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmGVYki-oyQ Trapped In The Drive-Thru]]", is a ten-minute long song about a husband and wife going to a drive-thru, ordering their food, and paying for it. It includes moments where the wife asks for a chicken sandwich (instead of her usual cheeseburger) and the husband says, "I don't know who you are anymore!" Everything is an Epic moment. At the end, the husband freaks out because they forgot his onions.
11* Music/RKelly's original "Music/TrappedInTheCloset" itself, which treats its SoapOpera plot so seriously that it's almost certainly tongue-in-cheek. Whether or not it's intentional, people still appreciate its SoBadItsGood qualities.
12* One of the most famous ensembles in Main/{{Jazz}} was Music/JohnColtrane's quartet of the 1960s, which played fearsomely intense music, sometimes stretching out an individual improvisation for half an hour or longer. Coltrane died in 1967 but his bandmates lived on, and some young jazz musicians once asked his drummer, Elvin Jones, what it was like playing with Coltrane, expecting to hear some fun anecdotes. Jones replied [[BadassBoast "You got to be prepared to die for a motherfucker."]] The musicians expected him to lighten this with a quip, but he didn't.
13* Music genres. People will argue to death trying to define a genre or deciding whether or not a piece of music falls under this razor-thin subgenre or that one. Notable examples include:
14** The war over what is punk and what is not punk, beautifully exemplified by this anecdote:
15-->You ask me, "What is punk?" I kick over a trash can and say, "''This'' is punk." So you kick over a trash can and ask, "This is punk?" and I say, "No, ''that'''s a trend."
16** Ironically, the above quote is by Billie Joe Armstrong, frontman of Music/GreenDay—the band that gets unfairly maligned more than any other (save for Music/TheOffspring) in the punk war.
17** "What is REAL rap music?" Almost anything made after 1999 is seen as popcorn trash. On the opposite side, anything before 1999 is played-out and passe. The turning point was the time when [[DeadHorseGenre "Gangsta rap", Alternative Rap, Political Rap, Hardcore Hip-Hop]] and associated genres lost popularity among casual rap listeners, causing a [[FandomRivalry rift]] in those that followed new genres and those that preferred the old.
18** Heavy metal. Go to any heavy metal discussion board and there's a good chance that half of the posts are trying to decide whether a band is death metal, thrash, black metal[[note]] so much so that at one point, it wasn't too much of a stretch to say that the only way to get taken seriously as a black metal band was to burn down a church or two[[/note]], progressive metalcore or [[GenreMashup all of them at once]]. The other half will be denying that the band is metal at all.
19*** Either that or whether or not something is [[NoTrueScotsman "real metal" or "true metal"]] (although '''Music/{{Manowar}}''' [[IfItsYouItsOkay does get a pass]]). And '''God fucking help you''' if you dare mention anything that can possibly be classified as NuMetal, AlternativeMetal, {{Metalcore}} or HairMetal, unless it's in as [[AccentuateTheNegative negative a light as humanly possible]].
20*** Though a positive mention of a HairMetal band ''may'' somewhat get a pass from any or all of the following: the NostalgiaFilter (depending on the band), IfItsYouItsOkay (for a talented band that went through it as a phase, such as Music/MotleyCrue or Music/{{Loudness}}), because it's a parody or near-parody band (Music/SteelPanther or Music/{{TNT|Band}}), or because there are some actual fans - whether of the niche fandom it still has or who are younger, new, and reevaluated a specific band as being "cool" ({{Music/WASP}} and {{Music/Cinderella}} are a couple of bands that happened to...)
21* Drum triggers. There are few things that drummers are quite as divided on. On one side, you have drummers who say that they're necessary to be able to hear each hit distinctly at high [=BPMs=] and that they also serve as a built-in click track to make it far easier to stay on time, as well as a guaranteed way to get a clear drum sound even in venues with awful sound; on the other side, you have drummers who adamantly refuse to use them in any way, shape, or form and see them as a get-out-of-jail-free card for bad drummers who can't play their own material but want to look like they can and a general cancer that serves as the drumming equivalent of AutoTune. Neither side likes the other very much; the pro-trigger side sees the anti-trigger side as a bunch of ivory tower elitists who know nothing of touring and who assume that any drummer who uses triggers is too incompetent to play without them, while the anti-trigger side sees the pro-trigger side as a bunch of Website/YouTube bedroom drummers who want to sound far better than they actually are and who only want to play fast without any regard for subtlety or dynamics. Bring it up in a drumming forum at your own peril.
22* VisualKei bands or artists covering classic American rock or metal. The Serious Business reaction to this from people who aren't VK fans tends to be homophobic and outright racist. A good example of this can be found on the Youtube upload of the Extasy Summit cover of "Ace of Spades" - the only problem, technically, with it was being tuned up one bar in tempo and the singer's heavy Japanese accent, and the cover was, in effect, a jam band having fun. From the comments from some aggrieved Music/{{Motorhead}} fans, though, you would think that everyone involved personally killed Lemmy and pissed on his grave. Never mind that Lemmy ''himself'' applauded the cover and that it featured two incredibly talented guitarists, Umemura's accent and race are far bigger issues.
23** Similar happened on at least one upload of Music/{{Miyavi}}'s cover of "Blow" by {{Music/Nirvana}}.
24** Though, a similar incident was averted quite well on the Youtube upload of [[Music/HidetoMatsumoto hide]] covering Music/TheDoors "Light My Fire," if only in a case of what could possibly seen as irresistible force meeting [[NeverSpeakIllOfTheDead immovable object]]: the racists and homophobes were shut down almost immediately by both hide fans AND Doors fans embarrassed over their fellow fans' behavior.
25* Rap feuds. Many people giggled about the "west coast/east coast" rivalry until they learned that people were actually [[Music/TupacShakur getting]] [[Music/TheNotoriousBIG killed]] over it. Rivalries have ''always'' been a part of the genre's culture for better or for worse. Even during the old school era things were dicey.
26* The Norwegian band TNT's original vocalist Tony Harnell left in 2006 and was replaced by Tony Mills, leading a serious BrokenBase among fans. Witness this for yourself by looking at the comments for any TNT video.
27* 'Tis a brave soul who ventures onto the Music/{{Muse}} messageboards and asks the wrong question. If you're lucky, you'll be told to get lost. If not, you'll experience the online equivalent of a public flogging.
28* Music/TheBeatles' fans provide numerous examples, but John being murdered and George attacked in his home by crazed fans are the ultimate ones.
29** This proves to the whole world what Music/JohnLennon was trying to point out with his "more popular than Jesus" quote. It wasn't meant to prop up the Beatles or be anti-religious or blasphemous, but to point out the Serrrrrrrious Importance the media and their fanbase were placing on the "four lads of Liverpool" and every move they made in the eyes of the public. Very likely as a deliberate distraction from discussing the issues of the day and the {{Unwinnable}} war of the day. It also gives entertainment journalism its own facade of profundity.
30* Guitar playing, or at least the equipment required. Dropping $20 for a single handmade guitar pick (mass-produced delrin/nylon ones go for about $3/dozen for comparison's sake) isn't unheard of in the pursuit of the perfect guitar tone.
31* The reaction to Music/KanyeWest's interruption of Music/TaylorSwift at the [=VMAs=]. This might be the only example of the trope that has prompted a sitting American president to weigh in.
32** Not only that but Kanye received '''[[DisproportionateRetribution death threats]]''' after the incident. Just to be clear: he interrupted someone at an award show and didn't even lay a hand on her.
33* Robert Johnson famously claimed to have sold his soul to the devil at the crossroads to gain his skill with the guitar.
34* Korean boy group leader Yunho once drank a poisoned drink made of super glue, not knowing it was sent by an anti-fan, needing to be hospitalized. The letter that came with the drink told him to "watch his mouth". What made it more frightening was that the letter and drinks targeted the rest of the members as well.
35* Even the simple act of listening to music can be taken too far. While having some good audio gear is a nice luxury, meeting hardcore audiophile standards of [[strike:spending]] throwing money at handcrafted DAC's, amps designed by Nikola Tesla, headphones blessed by the Pope, and encoding all music at 24bit/192kHz can bring listenng to those old [[Music/TheKinks Kinks]] albums to new heights of paranoia. Oh, and the [[http://www.amazon.com/Denon-AKDL1-Dedicated-Link-Cable/dp/B000I1X6PM/ref=pd_sim_sbs_e_3 $1000 cables.]] (The link is apparently a joke, but you get the idea.) Apparently they can save your life from dimensional rifts. These examples only apply to digital audio. Analogue audio enthusiasts (yes, the British spelling is required) can be even more unmeasurably discriminating. Just remember, man, it's all about the ''warmer'' sound. Parodied by Webcomic/{{xkcd}} [[http://xkcd.com/841 here]].
36* The idea is played for laughs in [[http://insightoutpost.com/articles/324/ this piece]], the chief conceit of which is that by the year 2110, there is an academic discipline devoted to the study of Music/{{Kesha}}'s music.
37* Many music reviews like to draw a line in the sand over whether or not a popular music artist, piece of music and/or style is (or was) relevant in the "age of punk", "age of grunge" or "age of gangsta rap", regardless of the quality of music, or whether the artist/genre in question even ''needs'' to acknowledge those musical movements. This is even in spite of [[FanMyopia whether the general public themselves]] [[CriticalDissonance take an active interest]] in whatever the next big musical revolution happens to be.
38* Music/JustinBieber among his fans and haters. His fans see him as the greatest thing ever, his haters see him as a baby eating puppy killer who is ruining music as we know it.
39** Really, anyone who is the face of pop music (especially pop music aimed for teenage girls) at any time will have that effect on people, depending on their tastes in music. It might be a combination of HypeBacklash, PeripheryDemographic and ItsPopularNowItSucks. Before Justin, it was Music/MileyCyrus and Music/TheJonasBrothers, and before that, Music/BritneySpears and Music/BackstreetBoys, and then before that was Music/NewKidsOnTheBlock...
40* Release of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLN1OB3_wG8 "Public Enemy No. 1"]] video by Music/{{Megadeth}} (starring three chimps in a western setting) in November 2011 was followed by a flood of Facebook comments in the vibe of "Screw this! Chimps in a video? Metal is SERIOUS BUSINESS!"
41** The {{Music/Anthrax}} song "Cupajoe" got a similar backlash. Apparently [[ComicallyMissingThePoint people have forgotten that Anthrax was never a band to take metal too seriously]].
42* The LoudnessWar, while it ''is'' a legitimately serious issue, can garner some particularly extreme reactions from audiophiles. While most listeners tend to reserve their spite for the more JustForFun/{{egregious}} cases (''[[Music/TheStooges Raw Power]]'', ''[[Music/RedHotChiliPeppers Californication]]'', ''[[Music/RushBand Vapor Trails]]'', ''[[Music/QueensOfTheStoneAge Songs for the Deaf]]'', ''[[Music/{{Skillet}} Comatose]]'', ''[[Music/DepecheMode Playing the Angel]]'' etc.), there are a lot of people who will freak out if a piece of audio hits full scale more than a handful of times, even if the end result is almost completely indistinguishable from its pre-gain state. If it's too loud, they won't listen, period, and will more than likely delete the album from their computer and/or sell/throw away the CD. One of the first articles about this phenomenon in a 1999 issue of ''Stereophile'' magazine had a veteran engineer say that he had "not heard a good sounding CD since 1993" and that "I can't listen... it's the compression that ruins it for me".
43* A few tunes by comedic band [[http://grottomatic.bandcamp.com Grottomatic]] may qualify, touching on subjects like an addiction to ''Series/TheJoyOfPainting,'' abstaining from chocolate, the disappearance of a doughnut shop, and trying very hard not to become a [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Brony]].
44* The teenager. Even though a good portion of Generation X (ie. the MTV Generation) has reached its middle ages, and it's recently been ''statistically'' demonstrated that middle-aged adults now make up the largest portion of the music buying public, music journalists and the media as a whole will always bring up a band's teen appeal. Even if it's a band like Music/ThreeDaysGrace, whose music is clearly aimed more at a 20-45 year old audience.
45* This is Music/{{Psychostick}}'s primary, erm, schtick: [[MundaneMadeAwesome everyday activities and upsets put to screaming downtuned metal]].
46* The heavy metal subgenre of {{Black Metal}} is this as a whole. A portion of the fanbase even claims that bands are only worth listening to if the band members themselves are evil people and/or are actual satanists.
47** One example being the band Watain which, in a subgenre that takes Serious Business to absurd heights, are in a whole league of their own, essentially saying that they have no patience for dealing with people who think music should be fun.
48* Analog vs. digital, whether it's the medium used to record, process or create the music. You'll find even ''the mere mention'' on any gearhead forum that somebody used virtual modeling software to emulate a vintage musical instrument, microphone, guitar amplifier or recording console (even one that was digital to begin with) met with groans over authenticity, accuracy or warmth, in spite of the fact that vintage gear is aging, unreliable, hard to find and equally unaffordable, and there are many advantages to using digital for many applications, and in spite of the fact that the software now available is scarily accurate and expressive as of 2013.
49* An in-universe example with Music/TheWho's "[[Music/{{Tommy}} Pinball Wizard]]".
50-->''Even at my favorite table''
51-->''He can beat my best''
52-->''His disciples lead him in''
53-->''And he just does the rest''
54-->''He's got crazy flipper fingers''
55-->''Never seen him fall''
56-->''[[DisabilitySuperpower That deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball!]]''
57* Another is the [[StylisticSuck hilariously tongue-in-cheek]] Music/PearlJam song [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZySl72EByI "Olympic Platinum"]].
58-->The gold's just not good enough \
59And i don't even think of the bronze \
60I'm living my life for [[UsefulNotes/OlympicGames Olympic]] [[RankInflation platinum]]
61* Music/JohnColtrane has been ''canonized'' by the African Orthodox Church.
62* Shows by Jazz pianist Keith Jarrett.
63** He cancelled concerts because the audience coughed too much.
64** He's a PersonaNonGrata to Italy's Umbria Jazz Festival because of verbally aggressive behavior towards photographers.
65** [[NewTechnologyIsEvil Plus, he despised electronic instruments and recording]] but warmed up since he played with Music/MilesDavis.
66* Music/ImagineDragons treats ''VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends'' like this in "Warriors". Since the song never refers to ''League of Legends'' by name, listeners could apply it to any competitive activity.
67-->Farewell, I've gone to take my throne above\
68But don't weep for me\
69'Cause this will be\
70The labor of my love
71* Happy Flowers are a HardcorePunk / NoiseRock band who mainly write songs from the perspective of pre-school children: Sometimes they play legitimately traumatizing situations for DarkComedy, the rest of the time the humor is more in hearing grown men throwing a tantrum over dropping an ice cream cone or begging their parents for a BB gun, set to sludgy, angry-sounding guitar riffs.
72* Series/EurovisionSongContest in Sweden. Each year, SVT, Sweden's national public television broadcaster, holds Melodifestivalen, a six-episode national contest in six different cities (who struggle to host the event). It does not only crown Sweden's contestant, but also decides who is in, or out of, the Swedish music industry (which is the world's most successful second to the US and UK), and fills the tabloids and morning papers for six weeks. Viewer ratings are comparable to international sport events and Royal weddings. Not to mention the Eurovision Song Contest ''itself'', which is a quasi-national holiday in Sweden.
73* The reaction to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNjG22Gbo6U this]] parody of a gangster rap song (and its tropes) by TV comedian Jan Böhmermann. It went so far that editorials in major newspapers denounced Böhmermann as classist, racist and making fun of poor and immigrant Germans. On the other hand [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd-bM92nFvA Kollegah]] (one of the proponents of the genre in question) said it was ActuallyPrettyFunny and said the whole thing was way overblown.
74* Frank Loesser wrote "Baby It's Cold Outside" to perform with his wife Lynn Garland at parties, making them the hit of the town. In 1949, Leosser sold the song to be used in ''Film/NeptunesDaughter'', which ultimately won it an Oscar for best song. Garland was furious at her husband for selling "their song," saying she felt as betrayed as if he'd slept with another woman. The couple eventually divorced in 1957.
75* A parodic in-universe example is Music/PearlJam's [[StylisticSuck deliberately cheesy]] "Olympic Platinum", where the narrator is very embroiled in his pursuit of victory. To the point that "The gold's just not good enough (...) I'm living my life for Olympic platinum".
76* "Music/MyWay", as popularized by Music/FrankSinatra, is taken so seriously in the UsefulNotes/{{Philippines}}. If you sing it off-tune at a karaoke bar, kiss your life goodbye. The string of incidents that are called the "My Way killings" caused many karaoke bars to ban the song altogether.
77* Mr. Pimp-Lotion's "Hvem Stjal Spenolen?" ("Who Stole the Spenol?") is a 7-minute rap song about Pimp and his gang desperately trying to find out who stole a bottle of cheap moisturizer.
78* After getting over his drug addiction and healing his mental health, Music/{{Eminem}} has been fixated on a quixotic quest [[ToBeAMaster to be the best rapper]], which is the subject matter of most of his post-recovery albums, and which has driven his [[TechnicianVersusPerformer technical virtuosity to heights so absurd]] that much CriticalDissonance around him is based on the idea that it [[DancingBear is a gimmick that detracts from writing meaningful songs]]. Eminem admits in interviews that there is no such thing as the best rapper, and even in his own songs acknowledges that his obsession is "''silly and childish -- but I'm really like this''". This doesn't stop him writing numerous intense pump-up anthems about how he is going to succeed at his goals to become the best rapper, as well as a lot of dramatic sad songs about how sad he gets when he feels that he can't be the best rapper, and the songs often carry a great deal of genuine emotional weight.

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