Line #10 Series/ItsMeOrTheDog


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3	Creator/AnimalPlanet's show about owners of [[TroublesomePet problem pets]] seeking the advice of expert trainer Victoria Stilwell. It's like ''Series/{{Supernanny}}'' for dogs, which is no surprise seeing as it's produced by the same company.
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5	The series has its own [[https://www.youtube.com/user/ItsMeOrTheDogTV channel]] on Website/YouTube, where it uploads snippets from previously aired episodes and, starting in 2019, full episodes of the U.K. series (many of which previously suffered from NoExportForYou) every Saturday. Starting in September 2019, the channel also provides "Updated" versions of previously-uploaded episodes in which Victoria Stillwell talks about her experiences training the dog, what she could've done better, and answers some frequently asked questions. In May 2021, it was [[https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugy8uX_NoVK8WqD1gNR4AaABCQ revealed]] that the U.K. version of the series would be returning for new episodes.
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7	See ''Series/MyCatFromHell'' for the feline equivalent, and ''Series/{{Supernanny}}'' for the child equivalent.
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9	!!This show provides examples of:
10	* AbusiveParents: Some, such as the owners of Roxy, an aggressive bulldog. Sometimes it's on purpose, and sometimes it's because the owners have been given bad advice. For example, Roxy's owners were told to put a shock collar on her ''[[FromBadToWorse as a puppy]]'', and spray her in the face with citronella spray, as part of "training."
11	* AllAnimalsAreDogs: Inversion: Victoria once worked with a woman who had only ever owned cats before. When she got her first dog Niles, she treated him more like a cat, which significantly contributed to his aggression. Victoria had to firmly explain that Niles was a dog, and how he should therefore be approached/treated. Heartwarmingly, once Karen learned how to speak Niles' language, their relationship massively improved and by the end of the episode both were perfectly happy with each other.
12	* ArtisticLicenseAnimalCare: Victoria frequently ends up chewing out owners for feeding their dogs things they should not be eating or engaging in patently unsafe practices.
13	** Likewise, failing to understand the type of breed they have. One couple wanted to train a ''Presa'' as an attack-dog, not realising that they can grow to a ''massive'' size, have a high prey-drive, and require a ''lot'' of obedience training. Add to that having young children running around, Victoria calls them out on how utterly foolish that would be. (To the owners' credit, they ''did'' abandon the idea after Victoria explained things, and committed themselves to focusing on rock-solid obedience training instead. They still have a Presa puppy, but it's not a Presa trained as an attack dog, at least.)
14	* BadPeopleAbuseAnimals: Sometimes played straight with owners that use violent tactics on their dogs, but sometimes inverted in that many owners are actively trying to treat their dogs well, but end up damaging their psyches anyway, either due to ignorance of what's actually healthy for them or [[PushoverParents reluctance to discipline bad behavior]].
15	* BathsAreFun: Victoria sometimes has to teach this to dogs that don't like water or bathing. She'll often use treats in the human tub or specially designed walk-in tubs for pets.
16	* BerserkButton:
17	** For Victoria, any sort of harsh training method, particularly choke collars or shock collars. There's also "de-barking," a practice in which the dog's vocal cords are actually cut to stop it from barking.
18	** Another is hitting the dogs to discipline them.
19	** She once went pretty berserk after seeing a duplex covered in dog urine and feces; parts of this home were declared a health hazard.
20	** In "The Dogs That Walk Their Owners”, Toadie and Smartie would go completely nuts if they so much as saw another dog while being walked, and would immediately attack. To make matters worse, they weighed 8 stone (110 lb; 51 kg) each and were almost impossible to restrain when they were angry. They had attacked three different dogs before and their owners had to move four times because of it.
21	* BewareOfViciousDog: Victoria feels that a dog being overly aggressive towards harmless strangers is detrimental to its owners (nobody wants to come over, neighbors complain, and [[MailmanVsDog the mailman gets super stressed]]), and thus trains them to associate guests who are welcome at The House with good things happening (i.e. delicious treats).
22	* BigFriendlyDog: Victoria frequently winds up showing that even "vicious" dogs can become these if properly cared for and trained, especially pit-bulls, who at their worst are {{Angry Guard Dog}}s and at their best are {{Big Friendly Dog}}s.
23	** She also trains Big Friendly Dogs to ''not'' jump up and slobber on people, because that can scare the dog-phobic and/or cause injury.
24	* CantHaveSexEver: Invoked. In cases where a male owner doesn't want to neuter his dog, Victoria will ask him to imagine never being allowed to have sex in his entire life, or only getting to do it once. For dog owners who [[CompensatingForSomething identify strongly with their pet's sex life]], this is usually a wake-up call.
25	* CompensatingForSomething: Many men on the show refuse to neuter their male dogs seemingly because of this. This often leads to behavioral issues in the dog, as the testosterone running through them drives them to assert their dominance through any means necessary.
26	** Male owners tend to buy bigger dogs, as smaller dogs like Chihuahuas aren't "manly" enough for them.
27	* CuteButCacophonic: Some of the dogs she works with are ''extremely'' loud, to the point of driving their owners (and their families, and neighbors) bonkers. More often than not, the dog makes so much noise due to insecurity and nerves.
28	** This was taken up to eleven in the episode "The Terrible Two." There were three dogs in the house and the husband was warned that he and/or their baby daughter could suffer from hearing loss because of the continuous barking. Victoria actually brought in a decibel meter and showed that the levels were well over 100 with one dog and over 110 with another. According to the [[http://www.nidcd.nih.gov/health/hearing/pages/noise.aspx National Institute on Deafness]], constant exposure to sounds even above ''85'' decibels is enough to cause hearing loss. 110 decibels is about equivalent to a power saw at close range.
29	* DogsAreDumb: Averted, and one thing Victoria tries to teach owners is that their dogs are a lot smarter and able to learn new things than many people give them credit for.
30	* ADogAteMyHomework: One installment focuses on a family with kids and a Pomeranian-chihuahua mix with severe resource-guarding issues and a particular fondness for making off with paper. The narrator quips that these may be the only kids in the world who can literally say that the dog ate their homework.
31	* DogWalksYou: Owners of larger dogs featured on this show frequently have this problem until Victoria demonstrates how to properly handle their pet when on a walk.
32	* EdutainmentShow: While there's the usual disclaimer, if you watch this show regularly, you'll probably absorb a ''lot'' about dog training.
33	* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: While it really isn't all that common, occasionally Victoria is called in to deal with a true "It's me or the dog" situation. The situation has gotten so bad with the dog or dogs that one or more of the people in the family has declared that if the situation doesn't get fixed, then either they go or the dog(s) go. This occasionally leads to a TitleDrop on the part of one of the owners.
34	** Many of the troublesome dogs have, however, caused wider social relationships of their owners to deteriorate because friends won't come to the house or are afraid for their children to visit (in one case, the owners' adult daughter found her family home intolerable thanks to the Great Dane that now lived there).
35	* EyeTake: Victoria tends to be pretty deadpan, but when some things go beyond even her ability to comprehend, she will frequently give these to the audience.
36	* FemaleFelineMaleMutt: One owner had a dog named Jack and a cat named Jill.
37	* GenderBlenderName: One episode had Victoria working with a male Boxer named Zulu.
38	* GoodTamingEvilTaming: In episodes where the dog is being subjected to overly-harsh punishments, they're contrasted with Victoria's much more positive methods.
39	* HenpeckedHusband: Often an issue when the dog's behavioral problems are the result of [[MisterMuffykins the wife spoiling the dog]]. In one episode, Victoria showed a family the hierarchy they should have with their dogs (with mum and dad at the top, the children in the middle, and the dogs at the bottom), and then showed what it is actually is from their dog's perspective: Teddy the Pomeranian on top, mum second, everyone else (including the husband) a distant third.
40	* JealousPet: Pets that either lived alone with their owners for a long time before others moved in, or are primarily cared for by one person, can end up attacking other people in the household if they get too close to the owner they are guarding. In one episode, Teddy the Pomeranian would bite Martin, the dad, if he tried to get in bed with his own wife.
41	* MisterMuffykins: Victoria gets called in for quite a few of these. More often than not, it's more a case of bad dog owner than bad dog, since many of them erroneously think their animals are too small to be a real problem if they fail to properly train them and just allow them to misbehave without correction.
42	** Inverted with many of the larger dogs that appear on the show, who are often allowed to wreak havoc while being pampered to no end. And whereas it's usually the women that pamper their small dogs, it's the men that spoil their big ones.
43	* OnlySaneMan: Sometimes occurs in families where the dogs are spoiled beyond reason. Certain family members, or sometimes a group, will disapprove of the spoilers' behavior to no avail, until Victoria arrives. Said word for word by Ben in the early episode featuring Toadie and Smartie, two Great Dane/Lab mixes who were allowed to run riot and fed gourmet meals while the family lived on frozen entrees.
44	* PetDressUp: Victoria often has to point out that, unless there is a specific health reason[[note]]for instance, tiny Chihuahuas, Italian greyhounds, etc. are often required to wear coats or sweaters to keep them warm in cold climates because their fur is too thin to do so -- but these are ''designed'' as practical outerwear for dogs to serve a specific function[[/note]], dressing up your dog often just stresses the dog out, and makes a point to get owners to stop doing this.
45	* RealityShowGenreBlindness: Some owners suffer a specific form of blindness. They've seen the show before and know perfectly well the types of methods that Victoria recommends. It's just that they need someone to come in that isn't the husband/wife/other loved one they've learned to tune out to get them to do the right thing. See also the entry just below.
46	* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Victoria sometimes has to lay some harsh truth on dog owners who just don't get it.
47	** Taken to new levels in the June 30, 2012 episode "This Dog is Ready to Implode". Not surprising with a situation that was seemingly pushing all of Victoria's [[BerserkButton buttons]] at once -- a dog that was being subjected to a shock collar (and scent collars and other such nonsense in the past), a brother of one of the owners that was coming in and teasing the dog, a family that didn't seem entirely serious with the training, and to top things off, the family bringing in another reactive dog that they were babysitting without informing Victoria in advance. Things were so bad that Victoria almost seemed ready for a RageQuit.
48	* RecordNeedleScratch: "The Bully Bulldog: Pugsley" opens with patriotic music playing and the announcer stating: "The great British bulldog. Traditionally a symbol of national pride (''record needle scratch, music changes to a more upbeat theme'') but not this one. This is Pugsley, the bully. Treats the family home like a public loo. And he's a sex addict."
49	* RedEyesTakeWarning: Becky, the owner of Diesel, a humping and aggressive husky, claims Diesel's eyes turn from icy blue to red when he's angry. It's unclear whether this actually happens or if it's a bit of clever camera work.
50	* SexlessMarriage: Some couples featured on the show don't have sex lives anymore because their dogs climb into their bed every night.
51	* ShockCollar: As previously mentioned, these come up from time to time with owners who use them as a corrective measure for their dog's behavior and it really ticks Victoria off.
52	* ThatMakesMeFeelAngry: "It, it, I, I... it makes me so angry when, and I'm not angry at you, I'm angry at the people who say 'We're dog trainers. And the way we're going to train your dog, your puppy, is to put a shock collar on it. And then we'll train it to be obedient.'"
53	* TrademarkFavoriteFood: During the New York season, Victoria would sometimes share Kit Kat bars with the owners as a reward.
54	** Paid ProductPlacement, possibly. The closing credits indicate promotional consideration by Hershey's.
55	* TrainingThePet: The whole premise is someone teaching manners to ill-behaved dogs and determine the source of their bad behaviour.
56	* TreatedWorseThanThePet: In "The Dogs That Walk Their Owners”, the parents would prepare elaborate meals for their dogs Toadie and Smartie -- a typical dinner for them was roast lamb, carrots, broccoli, and pasta. Meanwhile, they and their son survived on cheap pre-prepared meals like frozen lasagna. Victoria pointed out how ridiculous this was and had the family prepare dinner for themselves and sit down to eat, ''then'' feed the dogs.
57	* VanityLicensePlate: Victoria is sometimes seen in a vehicle with a license plate that reads simply "DOG."
58	* ViciousCycle: "The Terrible Two" had a Maltese and a Pomeranian that barked so loudly and so continuously that Victoria warned the husband he would get hearing loss if he had to be around them all day for much longer. Every time they started barking, the wife would yell at them to shut up, which just made them bark more and louder. Victoria showed her that simply being calm around them, even when they did bark, would get them to respond to her mood and calm down themselves.

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