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2 [[caption-width-right:278: [[BlatantLies Just your average Danish household celebrating the holiday of peace...]] ]]
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4''Jul på Vesterbro'' (''Christmas on Vesterbro'') is a dark satirical Danish {{julekalender}} that originally aired in December 2003. It stars comedian Creator/AndersMatthesen in all roles. The characters include:
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6* '''Stewart Stardust''': Retired sailor and musician, now a hot dog vendor and alcoholic. Inexplicably the hero of the story.
7* '''Danny Stardust''': Son of Stewart and Vivian, drug addict and juvenile delinquent.
8* '''Randi''': Danny's trashy on-and-off girlfriend.
9* '''Arne Nougatgren''': A well-meaning hippie social worker, who are assigned to the Stardust family case and takes it upon himself to improve the family.
10* '''Greta''': Stewart's landlady, who has yet too see rent in several months.
11* '''Kefir''': A middle-eastern mechanic who is interested in Stewart's sausage vending stand.
12* '''Igor''': A Russian arms dealer with a blind eye, several scars and a lousy luck in love.
13* '''Vivian Stardust''': Stewart's wife, who is never seen but definitely heard.
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16!!Provides Examples Of:
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18* AccidentalMisnaming: The terrorist Kefir has a name that is the same as a typical dairy product. Every time Stuart talks to him, he calls him by some other product (A38, Risifrutti, Yoghurt, so on), and Kefir always corrects him. It doesn't seem to be deliberately malicious as much as Stewart just not giving a crap. Subverted in [[spoiler: the final episode, after everyone is all teary eyed and become friends, he actually calls him Kefir. Kefir is overjoyed.]]
19-->[[spoiler:'''Kefir:''' You called me Kefir!\
20'''Stuart:''' Sorry about that.\
21'''Kefir:''' My name ''is'' Kefir!\
22'''Stuart:''' Well, then I'm really sorry.]]
23* AllJustADream: The plot is really just the archaeologist speculating about what had happened. What he actually knows is just that there had been [[spoiler: a nuclear explosion]] in Copenhagen, and some things about the Danish culture in the beginning of the 21st century.
24* BewareTheNiceOnes: While Stewart definately is a loudmouthed alcholic with little control over his life, he is generally mild-mannered and relaxed, and is very difficult to anger... But even the hardened armsdealer Igor flinches when he gets truly mad.
25** [[spoiler:Kefir doesn't act menacing at all despite his plans of nuking Copenhagen, and acts politely and forgiving towards anyone up to the very end, which can be considered a real feat, since pretty much anyone acts likes jerks towards him and his family.]]
26* {{Brownface}}: Mattensen in the role as Kefir, who stems from a not-really-specified Middle-Eastern country.
27* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass: Stewart's a lousy drunk ex-sailor that does nothing but watch television and come up with colorful phrasings... And he could punch out, out-perform and/or drink the entire cast under the table, including the equally alcoholic and battle-hardened Igor and a [[spoiler: Spec Ops agent]].
28* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon:
29--> '''Igor''': I am going to kill you in a very inventive way! I am going to pee in a paper cone, freeze it solid, remove the paper and STAB you with my own ice-cold URINE!
30* DevilishHairHorns: Kefir, hinting at his true identity as a villain.
31* DiggingYourselfDeeper: When [[spoiler:Kefir's wife, reveals that "she" is actually a ''male'' uncover Mossad agent, named Ibrahim]], Stewart thinks the situation is hilarious. This results in [[spoiler:Ibrahim]] getting caught off-guard, and as such he doesn't do too great a job of clarifying the whole arrangement:
32-->[[spoiler:'''Stewart:''' Kefir, does this means she's a ''guy''?\
33'''Danny:''' I think she said her name's Ibrahim...\
34'''Ibrahim:''' Let's walk through this slowly... My name is Ibrahim and I ''am'' a guy, and--\
35'''Steward:''' ''(laughs)'' You're married to a bloke, Kefir!\
36'''Ibrahim:''' I'M NOT A BLOKE! Well, I ''am'' a bloke, but I'm ''not'' married! Well, yes, I ''am'' married, but ''not'' to Kefir! You see--\
37'''Steward:''' ''(laughs)'' You can tell you're treading in deep water, right, sonny?]]
38* DumbassTeenageSon: Danny is effectively this, even in his late 20's.
39* GoodOldFisticuffs: An entire episode is dedicated to Stewart punching ''every single character in the show'' (save for his son, Danny). Believe it or not, he's justified in it as well.
40-->'''Stewart:''' YOU WANNA TASTE A BIT O' [[UnusualEuphemism GRANPA'S CANDYDROPS?!]]
41* FloweryInsults: Stewart is an absolute master at these.
42** Subverted for laughs in one episode, where Stewart spends the entirety of the episode warning the others that if things get any worse, he might just go all the way and say... "Ass".
43--->'''Stewart:''' (As the last word of the episode) ... ''Ass.''
44* HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood: Back in the day, Stewart's "papa" always had a fatherly advice for every occasion...which he always punctuated by beating the young Stewart senseless with a blunt and/or heavy object.
45** This is used as a RunningGag where Stewart gets nostalgic and goes "Like my father used to say ..." followed by a [[ArtShift black and white clip]] of the father beating Stewart senseless. The collected clips with English subtitles can be found [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yqbOFuOiqE here]].
46* ImmuneToDrugs: Seems to run in the Stardust family -- Stewart is never inconvenienced by his drinking at all and Danny is a massive junkie that subsists on crack.
47* InteractiveNarrator: The characters are able to hear the Narrator during his "OnTheNext" voiceover, and interrupt him with questions about the plot and his identity. In the penultimate episode, the Narrator gets fed up with the cast constantly heckling his voiceovers, emerges from within a closet in the scene and leaves for good, leaving the nearly-illiterate Danny with the task of reading the narration at the end of the episode.
48* InsistentTerminology: It isn't "moussaka", it's ''MOO-ZA-KAA!''
49* MallSanta: Arne gets Danny a job as a MallSanta. He ends up [[WouldHurtAChild punching a kid in the groin.]]
50** Gets even worse, when Stewart fills in.
51* NotWhatItLooksLike: Invoked, then inverted:
52-->'''[[spoiler:Arne]]:''' Stewart... This is not what it looks like.\
53'''Stewart:''' I sure as HECKFIRE hope not, because it LOOKS like [[spoiler: you're porking the love of my life!]]\
54'''[[spoiler:Arne]]:''' Well, in that case... It is exactly what it looks like.
55* OncePerEpisode: Vivian's "GO AWAY", Stewart reminiscing about his father, and other things, including the RunningGag with Steward's Christmas calendar (24 neatly wrapped bottles of beer -- he appears to be equally surprised each day).
56-->'''Stewart:''' Nooo! ...Why in all tarnation, you shouldn't have! Welp, merry christmas, Stewart!
57** The calendar is subverted in one episode, when it turns out Arne replaced the daily beer with herbal tea. Stewart is not pleased.
58** Stewart usually makes a dirty joke about him visiting prostitutes at least once per episode.
59* OutsideContextProblem: The main plot surrounding a terrorist plot to nuke Copenhagen is notably ''not'' this; it's frequently hinted at to the viewers and the characters themselves, but they are so incredibly [[GenreBlindness genre-blind]] and [[IdiotHero thick]] that they never notice. Instead most of their conflict revolves around making rent for the apartment.
60* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: Played straight[[spoiler:, then subverted,]] with Greta. She's really just a landlady who wants her money, and doesn't go around acting strange in any way. [[spoiler:That is, until we find out she's a [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazi]].]]
61** She DOES however make it pretty clear early on that she is incredibly racist, and every time she is actually inside the Stardust apartment, she spends ages ragging on Danny (which eventually transforms into a strange complimentary come-on about his physique. It's... bizarre).
62* RussianGuySuffersMost: Igor is the ButtMonkey of the show. Even when he shows up and threathens people with his Kalashnikov he gets no respect, but is beaten up and thrown out. And his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5ncgAHTbCo&feature=related song]] about his rotten love life is a true TearJerker:
63-->''I sent her video films that Russians aren't allowed to see\
64She sent me to a GULAG, the bitch was KGB.''
65* SpitTake: Done with stew, when Randi tells Steward and Danny that Danny is the father of her child.
66* TooDumbToLive: [[spoiler: Except for Igor (who probably planned to be far away at time of the explosion) and Kefir and his crew (want to become martyrs), everyone involved in the plot, really. Seriously, who decides that the best idea with a nuke is to leave it completely unattended in a hotdog stand. The police are the worst in this case. Greta gets one for eating a disgustingly dirty sausage and Ibrahim for saying "I'd rather die" when offered a sausage. What did you think would happen?]]
67* UnusualEuphemism: Stewart, constantly.
68* WideEyedIdealist: Arne Nougatgren. He is a parody of a StockCharacter in Danish comedy, the former hippie turned social worker/schoolteacher.
69* WrongSideOfTheTracks: The titular Vesterbro district in Copenhagen (and setting of the julekalender) is this. Somewhat TruthInTelevision, though the district has been somewhat gentrified in recent years.

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