Line #322 SelfDemonstrating/TrueArt


1	->"μῆνιν ἄειδε θεὰ Πηληϊάδεω Ἀχιλῆος
2	-> οὐλομένην, ἣ μυρί' Ἀχαιοῖς ἄλγε' ἔθηκεν"
3	-->--'''Creator/{{Homer}}''', ''Literature/TheIliad''
4
5	->''"Beeeerrrrrr...."''
6	-->--'''Homer''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
7
8	->''"Padatyu gibisïn ego."''
9	-->--'''Somebody.'''
10
11	[[Laconic/TrueArt Here's the short version]].
12
13	[[TheyCopiedItSoItSucks '''Plagiarism''']].
14
15	[[UsefulNotes/BarackObama Present Day]]. [[Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar Present Time]]. [[Anime/SerialExperimentsLain '''aHa'''Ha'''Ha'''Ha'''Ha''']]
16	True Art is not this. [[TheTreacheryOfImages This is ''not'' art]].
17	CAT PLANET
18	This m̶i̶n̶o̶t̶a̶u̶r̶ [[AC:trope]] is [[Literature/HouseOfLeaves not for you]].
19
20	[[labelnote:Today Is A Good Day To Die]]Chocolate Chip Cookie Ingredients - 3/4 cup sugar; 3/4 cup packed brown sugar; 1 cup butter, softened; 2 large eggs, beaten; 1 teaspoon vanilla extract; 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour; 1 teaspoon baking soda; 3/4 teaspoon salt; 2 cups semisweet chocolate chips; if desired, 1 cup chopped pecans, or chopped walrus[[/labelnote]]
21
22	[[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/withastickandIhopeyouallburn.gif]]
23
24	True aŗт ιş ɐ τύпά. Ťɹυε ąŗŧ ǐ[[AC:s a tubal ligation. True art slept wit]]h your sister and is having her babies.
25	----
26	[[BreatherEpisode ...Yeah]]. Just in case you hadn't figured it out, True Art [[MindScrew doesn't make a lot of sense]]. Strictly speaking, it's a quality of fiction which, in the minds of critics and artists, allows an otherwise normal work to transcend itself and become a statement on the human condition. The quest to attain this nebulous status, however, has produced some distinctive tropes of its own.
27
28	True Art can be any of these things:
29	[[index]]
30	* TrueArtIsAncient
31	* TrueArtIsAngsty
32	* TrueArtIsBoring
33	* TrueArtIsIncomprehensible
34	[[/index]]
35
36
37	See also ItsPopularNowItSucks (aka. True Art Is Not Popular), PublicMediumIgnorance, and NoTrueScotsman.
38
39	We will now return you to your regularly scheduled [[MindScrew nonsense]].
40	----
41	True Art [[ConfusingMultipleNegatives can't be not possibly different from anything that is not the opposite of any of these things]]:
42	* TrueArtIsAncient
43	* [[MagnificentBastard One Potato]]
44	* TrueArtIsAngsty
45	* [[Franchise/TheDCU Two Potato]]
46	* TrueArtIsIncomprehensible
47	* [[EndOfTheWorldSpecial Three Potato]]
48	** [[TearJerker Potato Suicide]]
49	* [[TrueArtIsBoring Potatautopsy]]
50
51	[[CoversAlwaysLie I am your subconscious]]. [[ComicBook/JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac Feathers]] [[VideoGame/DonkeyKong64 are arrows]].
52
53	7 colors in the rainbow. 7 deadly sins. 7 brands of Barbasol if you include the discontinued lines. DO I HAVE TO DRAW A [[BigNo MAP]]?!
54	Atrodo visi rašo angliškai, bet jei nesupranti angliškai, o tokių tokriausiai nėra, tai tikras means yra labai keistas.
55	[[http://thingsididlastnight.com/ Guess What I Did Last Night?]]
56
57	True Art is not this. [[TheTreacheryOfImages This is not art.]] [[{{Fiction}} Art is not true]].
58
59	This page most is Isao strange with this wiki. That he being tic doctor, it can do to be art at six most important surface places. TrueArtIsAngsty, TrueArtIsIncomprehensible, and TrueArtIsAncient have. Je veux dire, vraiment. Ii1 как представление может начать быть хорошо? That time of I stupefaction me. You call this page to being the human;
60
61	[[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ART.jpg]]
62	[[caption-width:502:No es rakoon, es castor$%^!]]
63
64	under conditions unlimited. Meaning, as for depth, there is bottomless. Therefore the he performance well to not having brio that, the useless person, Icanhascheezburger? this is.
65
66	[[TalkativeLoon As sleepwalk under the table with the popsicle and to fish rod for the sun is stupid, I think you should try giving me my ugly dad back so that I can trade him with a free stroke.]] [[OmnicidalManiac The whole world will exterminated by pepper-pot polar bear train.]] [[MusicalWorldHypotheses Aar, blaar, meen bleen yagga yagga.]]
67
68	[[Literature/{{Discworld}} Buggrit. Millennium hand and shrimp.]]
69
70	[[TheButlerDidIt True Art Is Green.]]
71
72	[[spoiler:There is no spoiler here.]]
73
74	Have you ever phoned a police box? You shouldn't. Police boxes might not actually have an operational phone, and it's annoying when it rings all the time. Who needs phones, anyway?
75
76	->''"我一定会回来的！"''
77	-->--'''灰太狼''', 《[[Animation/PleasantGoatAndBigBigWolf 喜羊羊与灰太狼]]》
78
79	* I love my friends.
80	** I love my socks.
81	-->
82	%%
83	** My socks are my friends.
84	*** I ate my socks.
85	-->
86	%%
87	*** I ate my friends.
88	*** I ate my friends' socks.
89	-->
90	%%
91	*** Now I'm choking on socks.
92	*** Now I'm in hell.
93	-->
94	%%
95	*** I ate my socks again.
96	*** Now I'm in socks.
97	-->
98	%%
99	*** My socks are in socks.
100	*** socksocksocksocksocksocksocksocksocksocksocksocksock
101
102	! The walls of Jericho came TUMBLING DOWN. TUMBLINGGGGGGGGGGGG DOWNFORWARDS SPLATTERSPLAT UPON THE WEEEEEEEEMING WEEEEEEEMING. This bubblegum is not a machete, unless. Truthfully, no, this machete is not a boblegum.
103
104	9 messages in your inbox. They are not loaded. TRISTAN TIZARA [=LlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllVES=]!
105
106	The [[color:red:Hell]]? No, The [[color:blue:Heaven]]? THEY'RE [[color:purple:COMING]]. The [[color:blue:squirrels]].
107
108	La trahison des images? Ceci n[[AC:']]est pas [[color:gold:l'art]].
109
110	It am hurt me brain! Wilhelm scream [[spoiler:[[Franchise/TheSlenderManMythos BEHIND YOU]]]]
111
112	'''I am dwarf. Dwarf in White. Dwarf in very, very white.'''
113
114	The Existencialistic uber-complex Matrix-Based-Philosophical conversations about the true nature of elementry idealistic antidisestablish'''I'M GOING TO BUTTFUCK YOU'''mentarism of biochemical exposure to thewonderfulwizardofozism.
115
116	[[quoteright:350:[[Website/TheOnion https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/GRAPES_6742.jpg]]]]
117	[[Music/ToriAmos Tuna rubber, a little blubber in my igloo]].
118
119	[[TheWoobie Ness...Ness...Ness...Ness...Ness...Ness...Nes]]'''''[[CriticalAnnoyance WHAT!!!?]]'''''
120
121	-----> The following statement is true.
122	-----> Skip this sentence.
123	-----> The preceding statement was false.
124
125	[[labelnote:Seven airplanes are allergic to]][[/labelnote]] [[ThanatosGambit bulletproof coffins]]!
126
127	The '''w'''a'''s'''p'''s''' are here. This Troper's [[{{UsefulNotes/Islam}} Allah]].
128
129	TVTROPES WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE
130	TVTROPES WILL RUIN YOUR VOCABULARY
131	TVTROPES WILL RUIN YOUR HOUSE
132	TVTROPES WILL RUIN YOUR RELATIONSHIPS
133	TVTROPES WILL RUIN YOUR CAREER
134	TVTROPES WILL RUIN YOUR SHOES
135	TVTROPES WILL RUIN YOUR LUNCH
136	TVTROPES WILL RUIN YOUR PIRATE
137	TVTROPES WILL RUIN YOUR TVTROPES WILL RUIN YOUR TVTROPES WILL RUIN...
138
139	!!!!!!\
140	[[spoiler:........................................]]Sir quality \
141	[[spoiler:,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,]]ate a big \
142	[[spoiler:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::]]rod of red \
143	[[spoiler:;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;]]dragon cast \
144	[[spoiler:.,:;.,:;.,:;.,:;.,:;.,:;.,:;.,:;.,:;.,:;]]le. The inc \
145	[[spoiler:\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|]]ubus of hum \
146	[[spoiler:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^]]anity is \
147	[[spoiler:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^]]Girdl \
148	[[spoiler:^^^^^^^^^^^sock^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^]]esc \
149	[[spoiler:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^]]kl \
150	[[spoiler:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^]]e \
151	[[spoiler:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^]]r \
152	[[spoiler:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^]] \
153	[[spoiler:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^]]d
154
155	[[caption: ADAMANTIUM RAAAAAAAGE!!!!]]
156
157	cotton, so soft like sheep
158
159	*** My friends and I have shown in this metaphor. They are spoken. It is not my part ... of hazardous waste chemicals
160
161	--> Q: Man, who keeps taking the picture of my cat off this page?
162	--> A: [[@/TheAdvertisementServer Doctor Twelve]].
163
164	A certain meaning and "Eyes of Death" were true. She became splendid Death. haha.
165
166	*** [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Potato Resurrection]]
167
168	The Merkrons have invaded our space! All that we have left is the English batallion of [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Yah boo! Nice nice! Phillips is a German and he have my pen...]]
169
170	If a tree falls in a forest and there's no one around to hear it, does it make a sound?\
171	Yes.\
172	No.\
173	Yes.\
174	No.\
175	'''YES'''\
176	'''NO'''\
177	'''Yes No.'''\
178	'''Yes No.'''\
179	'''[=YesNo=]'''\
180	'''[-[=YesNo=]-]'''\
181	'''[--yesno--]'''\
182	'''[---yesno---]'''\
183	'''[----yesno----]'''\
184	'''[-----yesno-----]'''
185
186	[[spoiler: [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMoments Yes]].]]
187
188	We've got to do somthing about the ded cat on da flrrr1111
189
190	[[WesternAnimation/ThePebbleAndThePenguin Welcome to the Good Ship Misery]].
191
192	[[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus * bong* Start again]].
193
194	![[AssimilationPlot InSTrumEnTaLIty!]] Halleluja!
195
196	--> [[Music/TheBeatles Take this brother, may it serve you well]]. [[TheCaligula ¯]](°[[Manga/AzumangaDaioh _]]o)/[[UsefulNotes/SierraLeone ¯]]
197
198	----
199	'''Addendum negative-six (-6) :''' True Art is not an Website/{{SCP\|Foundation}}, by order of 05-█
200
201	~Dr. █████
202	----
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212	\
213	[[spoiler:Subliminal message!]]
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225	----
226
227	[[quoteright:240:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/nope_9102.png]]
228	[[caption-width-right:240:Picture In Shrek's House France Surrender Kittens]]
229
230	'''[[center:[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9lapdvLSGw STAR WARS]]]]'''
231	'''[[center: [[gold: Episode LXIX]]]]'''
232	'''[[center: [[gold: BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY]]]]'''
233	\
234	[[center:[[gold:Is this the real life?]]]]
235	[[center:[[gold:Is this just fantasy?]]]]
236	[[center:[[gold:Caught in a landslide,]]]]
237	[[center:[[gold:No escape from reality.]]]]
238
239	[[center:[[gold:Open your eyes,]]]]
240	[[center:[[gold:Look up to the skies and see,]]]]
241	[[center:[[gold:I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,]]]]
242	[[center:[[gold:Because I'm easy come, easy go,]]]]
243	[[center:[[gold:Little high, little low,]]]]
244	[[center:[[gold:Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.]]]]
245
246	[[center:[[gold:Mama, just killed a man,]]]]
247	[[center:[[gold:Put a gun against his head,]]]]
248	[[center:[[gold:Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.]]]]
249	[[center:[[gold:Mama, life had just begun,]]]]
250	[[center:[[gold:But now I've gone and thrown it all away.]]]]
251
252	[[center:[[gold:Mama, ooh,]]]]
253	[[center:[[gold:Didn't mean to make you cry,]]]]
254	[[center:[[gold:If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,]]]]
255	[[center:[[gold:Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.]]]]
256
257	[[center:[[gold:Too late, my time has come,]]]]
258	[[center:[[gold:Sends shivers down my spine,]]]]
259	[[center:[[gold:Body's aching all the time.]]]]
260	[[center:[[gold:Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,]]]]
261	[[center:[[gold:Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.]]]]
262
263	[[center:[[gold:Mama, ooh (anyway the wind blows),]]]]
264	[[center:[[gold:I don't wanna die,]]]]
265	[[center:[[gold:I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.]]]]
266
267	[[center:'''[[gold:I see a little silhouetto of a man,''']]]]
268	[[center:'''[[gold:Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?''']]]]
269	[[center:'''[[gold:Thunderbolt and lightning,''']]]]
270	[[center:'''[[gold:Very, very frightening me.''']]]]
271	[[center:'''[[gold:(Galileo) Galileo.''']]]]
272	[[center:'''[[gold:(Galileo) Galileo,''']]]]
273	[[center:'''[[gold:Galileo Figaro''']]]]
274	[[center:'''[[gold:Magnifico.''']]]]
275
276	[[center:[[gold:I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me.]]]]
277	[[center:[[gold:He's just a poor boy from a poor family,]]]]
278	[[center:[[gold:Spare him his life from this monstrosity.]]]]
279
280	[[center:[[gold:Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?]]]]
281	[[center:[[gold:Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)]]]]
282	[[center:[[gold:Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)]]]]
283	[[center:[[gold:Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)]]]]
284	[[center:[[gold:Will not let you go. (Let me go!)]]]]
285	[[center:[[gold:Never, never let you go]]]]
286	[[center:[[gold:Never let me go, oh.]]]]
287	[[center:[[gold:No, no, no, no, no, no, no.]]]]
288	[[center:[[gold:Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.)]]]]
289	[[center:[[gold:Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.]]]]
290
291	[[center:[[gold:So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?]]]]
292	[[center:[[gold:So you think you can love me and leave me to die?]]]]
293	[[center:[[gold:Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,]]]]
294	[[center:[[gold:Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.]]]]
295
296	[[center:[[gold:(Oh, yeah, oh yeah)]]]]
297
298	[[center:[[gold:Nothing really matters,]]]]
299	[[center:[[gold:Anyone can see,]]]]
300	[[center:[[gold:Nothing really matters,]]]]
301	[[center:[[gold:Nothing really matters to me.]]]]
302
303	[[center:[[gold:Anyway the wind blows...]]]]
304
305	According to Utilitarianism. We should kill everyone now. The reason being that in just under 200 years with the current mortality rate we will have gone past the total amount of deaths now. Estimates vary. But the point remains the same. Now, at some point in the future, everyone will die. As well as all culture ceasing to be. Sun Dying. Meteor. Perhaps a man made disaster. (Heat Death of the Universe if you're incredibly optimistic.) So, if it's going to happen anyway, why not now? Minimize the number of total deaths. Unless you think future cultures and humanity deserve to exist for a short period of time. Then we should microwave the lemons and send them to Mars. Further the giraffe population. Eat all the Cartridges for old computer games. Make the spice of potato French. Stop being onion rings.
306
307	[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/uc.png]]
308	[[caption-width-right:350: WAlrus MastUrbate LETUce SALLASA[[creepypic]]AAAAMIIIII!!!111!3!G'JOOBA GOO KACHUCKI FUCKT??!?1/?/0090']]
309	[[spoiler: Cranberry sauce]]
310
311
312	'''''e'''''
313
314	'''''2'''''
315
316	'''''h'''''
317
318	'''''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''''
319
320	[[spoiler: [[LogicBomb This is not a trope.]]]]
321
322	These trope names suck. They need more [[InherentlyFunnyWords eggs.]]
323	* [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible True Eggs are Incomprehensible]]
324	* [[TrueArtIsAngsty True Eggs are Angsty]]
325	* [[TrueArtIsAncient True Eggs are]] [[{{Squick}} Ancient]]
326	* [[TrueArtIsBoring True Eggs are Boring]](Seriously, [[SoOkayItsAverage so boring]])
327	Don't you get my point? [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil5 YOU WILL GIVE ME AN EGG.]]
328
329	[[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior Yeeny yeeny yeeny!]] '''[[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior YEENY YEENY YEENY!]]'''
330	Indeed, we must petition to save the CuCUMberrrrrrzzzzz!!!111!9!
331	[=sex sEx Sex SeX sEX=]?
332	'''Wh-WHERE?'''
333	DANGAR.ALART.DANGAR.ALART.Bread feed in detected.
334	[[{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}} Sir, it's a beige alert.]]
335	[[Webcomic/AwfulHospital M-m-M-M-m-m-MM-m-M-m-m-M-m-mMoOOOLD!!]]
336	Youe are Valid numborz! Sweetbeard, embryo.[[AGoodNameForARockBand Bouquet of contentious turdblossoms.Conga Line of Antipathy.]]M-m-m. Embravce your lack of poetri dicshes shels.Little Demon Malwhere.So fucking edgy~
337
338	[[center:WOP WOP, IMMA FROG]]
339	[[center: Well, '''MODESTO WATER NUMBER!''']]
340
341	[[Music/KanyeWest Poopy-di scoop. Scoop-diddy-whoop. Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop. Poop-di-scoopty. Scoopty-whoop. Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop. Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop. Poop, poop. Scoop-diddy-whoop. Whoop-diddy-scoop. Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop.]]
342
343	[[Music/TheyMightBeGiants Deputy Dawg dog, a ding dang depadepa Deputy Dawg dog, a ding dang depadepa]]
344
345	----
346	--> ''[[TheStinger This isn't true art.]] [[ItsPopularNowItSucks This art is popular. It sucks!]]
347	--> [[WebVideo/BackstrokeOfTheWest This is your own masterpiece!]]
348	--> ''B̶u̶t̶ ̶I̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶T̶u̶e̶s̶d̶a̶y̶,̶ ̶P̶a̶t̶r̶i̶c̶k̶!̶'' HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK [[BrickJoke SOCKS]]

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