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3	'''Original air date:''' 5F04
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5	'''Production code:''' 11/16/1997
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7	When Apu's mother from India comes to visit him to remind him of the arranged marriage [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E23MuchApuAboutNothing that was planned for him since he was a child]], Apu decides to pose as Marge's husband while Homer is sent to live in the Springfield Retirement Castle.
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10	!! Tropes:
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12	* ArrangedMarriage: Apu attempts to dodge an arranged marriage by [[TheBeard claiming to already be married]]. After sufficient hilarity ensues, the ruse is discovered and the wedding goes forward over Apu's objections. However, his bride Manjula turns out to be a good match for him, and they remained {{happily married}}... until they had ''octuplets''. Their marriage pretty much derailed from there.
13	* BachelorAuction:
14	** {{Parodied}} when a charity auction to buy the fire department a new engine flops because all the bachelors sans Apu are creepy and/or unattractive[[note]]Moe in particular walks straight to the "Rejects" section ''without stopping'' because [[KnowWhenToFoldEm he knows he doesn't stand a chance]][[/note]]. Before Apu steps up, Lisa wonders if there are any ''good'' bachelors in Springfield, and the "camera" pans over to show the firemen, all handsome hunks.
15	--->'''Fireman:''' Aww, we're never gonna get that Fire Engine.
16	** Apu, meanwhile, turns out to be so attractive (he owns his own business and enjoys interior decorating) that four women fight over him, then pool their money so that they can ''all'' go out with him.
17	--->'''Krusty''': SOLD! To the five desperate chicks!" (for $964)
18	* BaitAndSwitch:
19	** When Apu tells his mother he doesn't want to get married, it at first looks like his mother will accept his decision...but then she tells him to prepare for the wedding.
20	** When a mouse appears in front of an elephant, the elephant looks like it'll act on the elephant stereotype of being afraid of mice...but then it squashes the mouse.
21	** When Apu is talking on the phone with his mother, at first it looks like Homer has a suggestion of a excuse for Apu, writing something down on a piece of paper, but it turns out he just wrote "Where are the sticky buns?"
22	* BigShutUp: After Apu confesses to that he went along Homer's plan, to lie that he was married to Marge because he wasn't ready to marry a woman he's never met, his mother forgives him and tells him to get some rest because he's getting married the next day, which prompts this exchange:
23	-->'''Homer:''' You know what you could do, Apu?\
24	'''Apu:''' Shut up.\
25	'''Homer:''' You could fake your own death.\
26	'''Apu:''' Oh, would you shut up?\
27	'''Homer:''' All you need is a car bomb and-\
28	'''Apu:''' I can't believe you don't SHUT UP!!
29	* {{Bowdlerization}}: Creator/ChannelFour (in the UK) edits out Bart and Lisa's InnocentlyInsensitive questions about the bindi on Apu's mother's head (particularly Bart and Lisa asking if it changes color based on mood and if it's a third eye that can see into the future). Channel 4 also cuts out the scene where Homer tries to stop the wedding dressed as Ganesha and gets chased by one of Apu's burly relatives.
30	* TheBusCameBack: Manjula (from a flashback in "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E23MuchApuAboutNothing Much Apu About Nothing]]").
31	* CasanovaWannabe: All the contestants at the bachelor auction. Moe, in particular, walks straight to the "Rejects" section almost immediately after being introduced.
32	* ContinuityNod:
33	** Homer [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS4E3HomerTheHeretic once again]] disrespects the Hindu god Ganesha, this time by dressing up as Ganesha and telling everybody to stop the wedding, or else. One of Apu's relatives attacks him for his offensive stunt.
34	** When Bart see Apu pass by on an elephant, he says he'd like one, to which Lisa reminded him of [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS5E17BartGetsAnElephant Stampy]].
35	** At the wedding, an Indian band plays [[Music/{{Carpenters}} "Close to You"]], [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS2E12TheWayWeWas the same song that played when Homer and Marge first met]], as they're dancing together.
36	* CouchGag: Bart runs in and spray-paints the family onto the couch, tagging it with an "El Barto" signature before running off.
37	* CoverVersion: An Alf Clausen instrumental of "My Guy" plays when Barney is led off the stage.
38	* DarkReprise: At Moe's on the eve of his wedding, Apu croons a sad version of his bachelorhood anthem, "Hot Blooded."
39	* DeathGlare:
40	** Moe gets an audience's worth of these at the BachelorAuction, after Krusty's introduction presents him as someone who likes ''"women who take their clothes off for money"''.
41	** Homer gets plenty from the Hindu attendees at Apu's wedding during his hilariously blasphemous attempt to derail the wedding by pretending to be Ganesh.
42	* ElephantsAreScaredOfMice: [[ZigZaggedTrope ZigZagged]] when a mouse crosses the path of the elephant Apu's riding on, which raises its foot in fear [[MotivatedByFear ...before bringing it down and squishing the mouse]].
43	* EpicFail: Homer's attempt to derail the wedding by pretending to be Ganesh. One of the guests inevitably takes offence and chases Homer around the garden. It ends with him stuck up a tree, being pelted with rocks and sticks while plaintively whimpering "All will die!"
44	* EveryoneHasStandards: During a FreezeFrameBonus, Ned Flanders, in contrast to future portrayals, is shocked to see Homer's cultural insensitivity as he pretends to be Ganesh.
45	* FakingTheDead: When Apu's marriage scam is exposed to his mother and she forces him to go through with his ArrangedMarriage, Homer suggests Apu do this, but Apu, having had enough of Homer's schemes, tells him to shut up.
46	* FawltyTowersPlot: {{Lampshaded}}.
47	-->'''Apu:''' Is it me or do your plans always have some horrid web of lies?\
48	'''Homer:''' It's you.
49	* FiremenAreHot: PlayedStraight and {{subverted}}. The auction is to raise money for a new fire engine, but all the town's bachelors are deeply unappealing. Lisa comments "Aren't there any good bachelors in this town?", at which point we see the firefighters who are, of course, all muscular hunks.
50	* GoodTimesMontage: Apu enjoying life as a bachelor.
51	* HopeSpot:
52	** When Apu's mom discovers the deception he's pulled to get out of his arranged marriage, she tells him very seriously that she didn't realize how strongly he felt about it...before getting right on the phone to restart the wedding planning.
53	** A [[ElephantsAreScaredOfMice mouse]] appears in the path of the elephant Apu's riding down the aisle to his unwanted marriage. After a trumpet from the elephant and a pregnant pause, the elephant just steps on it.
54	--->'''Apu:''' Lucky mouse.
55	* IsItSomethingYouEat: Marge assumes that a Castrati[[note]]Basically, a eunuch singer[[/note]] must be spicy.
56	* KnowWhenToFoldEm: Moe walks onstage at the bachelor auction, catches all the women [[DeathGlare glaring at him]], then walks straight to the rejects section.
57	* LaserGuidedKarma: Despite the fact Homer was trying to help Apu with all his schemes, he kind of deserved the beating he got from the elephant at the end of the episode.
58	* LiteralAssKicking: Bart kicks Moe in the pants when he bends over to wear a flower necklace, citing "Tradition".
59	* TheMainCharactersDoEverything: Apu's mother decides to have Apu married at the Simpson house, and the Simpsons help out with various aspects of the process. They even get Reverend Lovejoy to officiate the ceremony -- as opposed to finding an actual Hindu priest. Lisa lampshades this when she asks why Apu's mother is still staying with them even after she found out Apu's not married to Marge.
60	* MakeoverMontage: There's a montage of Apu trying out different haircuts. For every variant, Homer gives Apu a thumbs up.
61	* MarriageBeforeRomance: Apu and Manjula, who haven't seen each other in many years, are instantly attracted when they meet again at their wedding. Although, as it turns out, neither had been looking forward to being forced to marry someone they barely knew, they decide to go through with the wedding and play it by ear from there, as they can always get divorced if it doesn't work out.
62	* MotivatedByFear: The Elephant at Apu's wedding does appear to be at least somewhat afraid of mice... but it's reaction is to squish the thing that's scaring it and move on with its day.
63	* MusicalisInterruptus: Marge interrupts Krusty's closing number at the bachelor auction:
64	-->'''Krusty''': Well, I guess that's it, folks. ''(singing)'' Had some laughs, killed some time-\
65	'''Marge''': Apu, you're a bachelor, get up there!\
66	'''Apu''': Oh please, I am nothing special.\
67	'''Marge''': Don't be shy. Uh, excuse me, excuse me, we have one more bachelor!\
68	'''Krusty''': ''(singing)'' Cashed the check- ''(band stops playing)'' WHAAAAA?!
69	* NoodleIncident: For some reason, Homer hates Lotus flowers. He attempts to explain why but is interrupted by Apu.
70	* OhCrap: Homer when he realizes he forgot to inform Marge of the fake marriage plan until Apu arrived at the house with his mother.
71	** And again when one of the wedding guests takes offence at his hilariously blasphemous attempts to derail the wedding by pretending to be Ganesh.
72	--->'''Homer:''' Stop chasing Ganesh! You're just gonna get more wrath!
73	* OutOfCharacterMoment: Lisa somehow shows an ignorance of Hindu culture, such as not knowing what a bindi is.
74	* OverlyNarrowSuperlative: When Homer decides to crash at the nursing home, he greets Abe by saying he's come to spend time with his "favorite father."
75	* PerfectlyArrangedMarriage: Apu spends the entirety of the episode trying to get out of his arranged marriage, but when he meets the woman (Manjula) at the wedding he's instantly charmed. (And, she points out, if it doesn't work they can always divorce).
76	* RageBreakingPoint: After going along with Homer's lies, that Marge is Apu's wife, he come clean with his mother that he's not ready for an ArrangedMarriage, and his mother forgives him for deceiving her, and then tells him getting married anyway. As Homer comes up with a convoluted plan to fake Apu's death, the latter finally lets out a BigShutUp.
77	* {{Retirony}}: The episode begins with a man finishing setting up a sign at the Sprinfield Civic Center that reads "Tonight: CHARITY BACHELOR AUCTION // Tomorrow: I RETIRE, YA BASTARDS!"; as soon as the worker finishes, he loses his footing on his ladder and falls a long way down with thud.
78	* ShesAllGrownUp: Prior to the wedding, Apu and Manjula haven't seen each other since they were children. Naturally, he's quite taken by how beautiful she's become.
79	* ShoutOut:
80	** Moe walking onstage at the bachelor audition, and immediately heading to the "Rejects" section was a parody of an incident involving Creator/ReddFoxx at Las Vegas. He was planning on doing stand-up, but when he realized there were very few people in the audience, he walked straight off. This was also parodied in "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS9E22TrashOfTheTitans Trash of the Titans]]" this same season.
81	** During the GoodTimesMontage, Apu goes to a hair salon called "Hairy Shearers", in reference to Simpsons voice actor Creator/HarryShearer.
82	* ShownTheirWork: The writers studied Hindu wedding traditions, such as sending a lotus as a message.
83	* StatingTheSimpleSolution: Homer's first suggestion is for Apu to simply tell his mother the truth that he's not ready to get married. It's only after Apu squashes the idea that he suggested the marriage scam.
84	* TheThingThatWouldNotLeave: After finding out that Apu's not actually married to Marge, his mother decides to just have the wedding at the Simpson house. Marge goes along with it for some reason. Lisa's the only one to question why.
85	-->'''Lisa''': Why is that woman still living here?

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