Line #15 Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E3HomeSweetHomediddlyDumDoodily


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3	'''Original air date:''' 10/1/1995
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5	'''Production code:''' 3F01
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7	The Simpsons kids are unfairly taken out of their home by [[DepartmentOfChildDisservices the local child welfare office]] due to a series of [[ContrivedCoincidence contrived coincidences]] that make it seem as if Homer and Marge are neglectful parents, such as;
8	* Bart catching lice from the monkey he was playing with at Milhouse's house, resulting with his clothes being burned in the school incinerator to disinfect them.
9	* Lisa having her prescription shoes being stolen by some bullies. She then bites her tongue when she's hit in the head with a ball, leaving her speaking with a lisp.
10	* Maggie being left to roam the house unsupervised when Grandpa falls asleep, resulting in her drinking out of the dog's water bowl with a sign (that was originally intended for Lisa) saying that 'I'm a stupid baby' stuck to her back.
11	* The house itself being unusually untidy; Marge was whisked away from her chores by Homer with the promise of a spa trip and had intended on completing the chores on her return. Of note are the twenty year old newspapers on the table; Marge had actually found those for Lisa for a school project.
12	Fortunately Bart, Lisa and Maggie are placed with the Flanders family next door. While Homer and Marge are forced to take parenting classes, Bart and Lisa worry that Maggie may love the Flanders family more than The Simpsons.
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14	This is the first episode featuring Bill Oakley and Josh Weinstein as showrunners; they took over the job from David Mirkin, the showrunner for seasons 5 and 6.
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16	!! Tropes:
17	* AbuseMistake: Due to Lisa not having shoes, Bart having a case of head lice and wearing a potato sack, a social worker finding the house a mess, Maggie drinking out of the dog's water bowl and wearing a sign that reads "I'm a stupid baby!", [[SeniorSleepCycle Grampa asleep on the couch]], and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking the toilet paper hung in the "improper" overhand position]], Marge and Homer are deemed unfit parents and had to take parenting classes in order to get their kids back from their foster parents, the Flanders family.
18	* AchievementsInIgnorance: During the chase to prevent the kids' baptism, Homer figures that "to find Flanders, I have to ''think'' like Flanders!" The resulting InnerMonologue consists entirely of insults ("I'm a big four-eyed lame-o! And I wear the same stupid sweater every day..."), but it's somehow enough to get him to realize that Ned is heading for the Springfield River.
19	* ApopheniaPlot: Bart, Lisa, and Maggie are mistaken for being neglected and abused when the child workers walk in after a variety of unrelated circumstances (Grampa is left in charge of the kids, Lisa's shoes are taken away by bullies, Bart has head lice from playing with a monkey, there's a bunch of old newspapers on the table intended for one of Lisa's school projects). They're sent to live with their next-door neighbors the Flanders, as Homer and Marge are made to take a parenting class. Eventually, they pass and are able to get their kids back.
20	* ArtisticLicenseReligion: You may be tempted to look up the "Serpent of Rehoboam" or the "Bridal Feast of Beth Chedruharazzeb" but they do not exist in the Bible.
21	** Ned and Maude want to baptize Bart, Lisa, and Maggie. Doing so apparently makes the Simpsons Kids part of the Flanders family for good (particularly in the eyes of God) and give Ned and Maude full custody of them, hence why Homer and Marge rush to stop them. Except, Baptism in the nearly every Christian Branch is a practice where someone is made an official member of the church/congregation and is able to accept God's graces, ''not'' to make them an official member of the family who baptizes them (most babies who are baptized are typically ''already'' considered part of the family; the same applies to branches that practice adult baptism). Also, no church, much less members of said church, has the authority to determine official custody of children who were declared to be under the protection of Child Protective Services.
22	** When Ned Flanders prepares to baptize Bart and Lisa, he asks them, "Do you reject Satan and all his empty promises?"--except that he kind of omits "and all his works", and the question he asks is a part of the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baptismal_vows baptismal vows]] (which are actually "the renunciations required of an adult candidate for baptism just before the sacrament is conferred") in the Roman Ritual of the Catholic Church, which often happens at one's First Holy Communion and Confirmation, as well as annually during the Easter Vigil. Also combines with DatedHistory: if this episode were made in TheNewTens, Flanders would have asked the children, "Do you ''renounce'' Satan, and all his works, and all his empty ''show''?"
23	* BaitAndSwitch:
24	** The Simpsons are told Bart, Lisa and Maggie will be taken to a place where Homer and Marge will never see them again. Then they're left at the house next door (which actually is a violation on the 100-foot restraining order Homer and Marge were given against their own children).
25	** This happens a couple times with Bart and Lisa at the Flanders' house. First, Ned tells the kids he made "nachos, Flanders style" which is just cucumbers with cottage cheese. Later when Ned invites the family to play a game, Bart and Lisa are initially excited since he referred to it involving a "bombardment" until Ned continues with "of Bible trivia questions".
26	* BatDeduction: When Homer's attempt to "think like Flanders" somehow manages to help him realize Ned is at the Springfield River in seconds with no logical train of thought presented.
27	* BigNo: When Homer sees Ned is about to baptize his children.
28	-->'''Ned:''' Do you reject Satan, and all his empty promises?\
29	'''Homer:''' [[SlowNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!]] (skin burns on contact with holy water)
30	* {{Bowdlerise}}: When the episode first aired, Milhouse tells Bart that he found the monkey that gave Bart lice in a wicker basket from Pier One. When the company complained about the joke, the reruns had the line changed to "Trader Pete's", an entirely fictional store. On DVD, overseas markets (as Pier One isn't known outside of America), and the "Every Simpsons Ever" marathon on FXX (as well as normal cable reruns on that channel), the "Pier One" line is used. The "Trader Pete's" dialogue is on Creator/DisneyPlus as well as Creator/{{Freeform}}.[[note]]As of December 2020, the "Pier One" dialogue is intact but the subtitles say "Trader Pete's".[[/note]]
31	* CallBack: Mrs. Skinner mentioning that her arguing with her son over an inflatable bath pillow harkens back to the previous season's "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS6E23TheSpringfieldConnection The Springfield Connection]]".
32	* CantGetAwayWithNuthin: Poor Marge has a near-perfect parenting game going, but loses access to her kids after a CPS investigation that starts when she unwittingly sends Bart to school with lice. While the investigation mainly turns up NotWhatItLooksLike occurrences, it ''is'' true that Homer and Marge left the house messy (planning to tidy up later) and left Maggie in the care of sleepy and senile Abe (for only three hours).
33	* CaptainObvious: The parenting class Homer and Marge are forced to take to get their kids back largely consists of an instructor explaining such advanced concepts as the need to refrigerate milk. Marge is humiliated; Homer is taking notes.
34	-->'''Homer:''' "Garbage in garbage can." Hmm. Makes sense.
35	* ChekhovsGun: The "I'm a Stupid Baby" sign Bart puts on Lisa's back. It bites the family in the ass because Marge didn't get rid of it, and it somehow winds up on Maggie.
36	* ChildrenAreInnocent: Rod and Todd are so sheltered by Maude and Ned that they have no idea what ''blood'' is.
37	* ComicallyMissingThePoint:
38	** On both sides with the newspaper printing scene - Bart smiles innocently on handing Todd the paper reading "Todd Smells", as if genuinely expecting them to go with it, and Rod and Todd just seem confused by it, rather than offended. It then became less funny to an annoyed Bart.
39	--->'''Rod:'''Bart, I don't know if this should be an extra.\
40	'''Todd:''' Is your source on this reliable?
41	** The children's aid worker sees the "I'm a Stupid Baby" sign on Maggie and, instead of seeing it as a cruel thing to do to a child, just remarks that stupid babies need more attention.
42	* CouchGag: Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Grampa (who’s sleeping), Santa's Little Helper, and Snowball II are in a ''[[Series/TheBradyBunch Brady Bunch]]''-style nine-square grid, with the couch in the center square. Everyone except Grampa runs to the center square.
43	* DivingSave: Homer, to save Bart from a ''baptism''.
44	* EmptyBedroomGrieving: At one point, Homer and Marge walk through the house sadly looking in on their deserted bedrooms, with Homer eventually going into Lisa's bedroom and pretending to play her "saxo-mo-phone".
45	* EntertaininglyWrong: A combination of [[ItMakesSenseInContext bullying, monkeys and Grandpa's senility]] result in Homer and Marge being mistaken for bad parents.
46	* EveryoneHasStandards: Krabappel, Skinner and Willie don't like Bart, but they panic when he's discovered to be carrying headlice and dispose of them accordingly, even giving him a blanket to keep him warm.
47	* ExorcistHead: Maggie's head spins around after she says, "Daddily doodily!"
48	* FelonyMisdemeanor: There is only ''one'' thing that takes Ned over the line with the Simpsons Family... learning that the kids were not baptized at their church. He sees this as more-than-enough justification to take the kids away from their family and make them a part of the Flanders. As he and Maude state to them in the car ride to perform the baptism:
49	-->'''Ned''': Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were Bad Parents. But, now I know you kids need a ''less hellbound family.''\
50	'''Maude''': Just sit back, and before you know it you'll be part of the Flanders Flock.
51	* FreezeFrameBonus: Ned owns "The Song of Solomon" (one of the racier parts of the Bible) and "Today's Family UsefulNotes/{{Gnostic\|ism}} Bible".
52	* FriendOrIdolDecision: Maggie, who's enjoyed her time with the Flanders far more than her own brood, is left standing between them and forced to choose who to go to. Bart, Lisa and Homer are shown standing in the river surrounded by dead trees, while Ned, Maude and their children are in a happy meadow filled with flowers. At first, it seems that Maggie will choose the latter...until Marge comes around the corner.
53	* FunWithAcronyms: After Marge passes her drug test again (the first time she failed because the test mistakenly had her tested positive for crack and PCP). Her response?
54	-->"The only thing I'm 'high' on is love. '''L'''ove for my '''S'''on and '''D'''aughters. Yes, [[ThatCameOutWrong a little LSD is all I need]]."
55	* GoodParents: The opening of the episode emphasizes Marge as a supermom, making an effortless breakfast, packing her kids' lunches to perfection ("Keep the lettuce separate until 11:30. That way the lettuce stays moist and the bread stays dry!"), and explaining how she obtained the newspapers Lisa needed for a class project even though she had to track them to the dump, showing that she's far from the abusive and neglectful parent CPS believes her to be. {{Downplayed}} with Homer: he [[ParentsAsPeople has plenty of parental failings]], but he loves and wants the best for his children, and Bart and Lisa miss him as much as they miss Marge. And of course, there are obvious goodies Ned and Maude, who take in the Simpson kids in addition to their own brood and do their best by them even though their parenting style's considerably different; Bart and Lisa find them dull and unsettling compared to Homer and Marge, but Maggie soaks up their attention.
56	* HairTriggerTemper: During the parenting session, Homer goes into a rage because of Cletus saying he cut himself on a screen door, and starts trying to strangle him.
57	* HollywoodLaw: No, the DepartmentOfChildDisservices probably wouldn't be allowed to put the kids in the house next door to their original one. Also, no family can gain legal custody over the kids by performing a religious baptism (doubles as ArtisticLicenseReligion, see above).
58	* HolyBurnsEvil: Homer takes a baptism for his kids to keep them from becoming Flanderses. It doesn't seem to do any lasting damage (except briefly make Homer peaceful and knowledgeable of religious events, like St. Augustine of Hippo being converted by Ambrose of Milan), but the sound effect and Homer's demonic growl fit pretty well.
59	* HouseInspection: Principal Skinner is convinced that something wrong is going on at the Simpson place[[note]]after seeing Bart in a burlap sack and Lisa shoeless, covered in mud, and lisping[[/note]] and sends Child Services to look in. They find the house is a mess, with stacks of decades-old newspapers, Maggie drinking from the dog's water dish, and Grandpa asleep on the sofa in his own filth. Of course, the whole thing is an insane coincidence, but they still take the kids away and put them with the Flanders.
60	* HumorDissonance: In-universe. Bart and Lisa cackle madly on seeing an episode of ''Itchy & Scratchy'' where Itchy violently murders Scratchy by pretending to be a baby just to commit theft, while Rod and Todd are completely traumatized.
61	* HypocriticalHumor: Homer mocks Ned for "wearing the same stupid sweater every day" despite the fact that he himself (and most of Springfield) [[LimitedWardrobe wear the same outfit every day.]]
62	* IdiotBall: More like "average ball" for Lisa, who proves just as clueless about the Bible as Bart despite typically being seen with a significant store of theological, philosophical and historical knowledge. In fairness, [[ArtisticLicenseReligion most of Ned's references are made up]].
63	* ImColdSoCold: When Bart is discovered to have head lice on class picture day (as a result of playing with a monkey Milhouse found), he comments "[[TemptingFate I get lice and nothing bad happens to Milhouse.]]" We then see Milhouse standing there pale, wrapped in a blanket, muttering "So cold, so very, very cold."
64	* IncrediblyLameFun: At the Flanders house, the Simpson kids are subjected to Bible trivia, Rod and Todd's pretend printing press, and "nachos, Flanders style":
65	--> '''Ned''': That's cucumbers with cottage cheese!
66	* InformedFlaw: Lisa apparently needs "prescription shoes".
67	** The Simpson children also apparently need to be baptized to the standards of The Flanders.
68	* InstantlyProvenWrong: ZigZagged. Lisa says her parents take good care of them, only for one of her teeth to instantly fall out. She insists it was a loose baby tooth, but the adults don't believe her.
69	* ItsAllMyFault: Marge is quick to blame herself for the kids getting taken because she left the house for [[CantGetAwayWithNuthin three hours]]. Homer is upset by this as he's obviously the "bad" parent of the two.
70	* JerkassBall:
71	** Grandpa. He's confronted about being left with the kids for a few hours and getting them taken away and just says "Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch!" and walks off.
72	** Ned Flanders, he forcibly tries to baptize Bart, Lisa and Maggie and calls Homer and Marge bad parents because they never baptized them, and by the way they talked, he and Maude intended to keep the Simpson children permanently despite that being outside the scope of being a foster parent.
73	* KarmaHoudini:
74	** While Abe is called out for his irresponsibility, [[NeverMyFault he brushes it off]] with a simple "[[TookALevelInJerkass Oh bitch, bitch, bitch!]]" in response and leaves with no proper comeuppance.
75	** The girls that bully Lisa and steal her shoes also fall into this, as they [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse disappear completely]] after their appearance and are never seen again.
76	** The Flanderses really should be in a lot more trouble for trying to baptize Bart, Lisa, and Maggie without Homer and Marge's approval, though the ending still shows the Flanders family as an idyllic option for Maggie's FriendOrIdolDecision.
77	** While techincally doing their jobs, the two Child Protective Services workers get no repercussions for the series of misunderstandings that lead to the kids being given to the Flanderses in the first place. Much like Abe, they see nothing wrong with their actions and act like {{Jerkass}}es to Homer and Marge despite getting called out for it the whole time.
78	* KickMePrank: Bart sticks a sign on Lisa's back that reads, "I'm a stupid baby!" That sign somehow finds its way on Maggie and was mistaken for a label Homer and Marge put on the baby when the Child Protective Services officers inspect the Simpson house.
79	-->'''Officer:''' Stupid babies need the most attention!
80	* KillItWithFire: Willie burns Bart's clothes on Skinner's orders, to get rid of his lice. They squeak in terror before being incinerated.
81	* TheLopsidedArmOfTheLaw: All it takes is a few misunderstandings for Child Protective Services to deem Homer and Marge bad parents and take their kids away. Meanwhile, kids like Nelson and The Spucklers live in homes that are rife with [[HorribleHousing squalor]], {{p\|erpetualPoverty}}overty, [[ParentalNeglect neglect]], and more, yet ''they've'' never had a visit from Child Services.
82	** Granted Cletus was at the parenting classes with the Simpsons.
83	* NoGoodDeedGoesUnpunished:
84	** In a rare thoughtful moment, Homer shows his appreciation for Marge's tireless effort as a wife and mother by surprising her with a well-deserved spa trip, calling Abe to babysit Maggie and telling her not to worry about the housework until later. This means that Marge isn't around when CPS arrives to find the house in some disarray and Abe passed out on the couch, and draw a series of inaccurate conclusions which Marge could easily have cleared up had she been present.
85	** Several of the {{Contrived Coincidence}}s that make the family look bad are actually signs of Marge's ''good'' parenting when seen in context: the out-of-date newspapers left on the kitchen table were tracked down at great hassle because Lisa needed them for a school project, and the "I'm a stupid baby" sign only ends up stuck to Maggie because Marge noticed that Bart had stuck it to Lisa and took it off her.
86	* NoodleIncident: Ned rewards correct Bible trivia answers with a star sticker. After some time has passed, Rod and Todd are covered in stickers while the Simpson kids remain stubbornly stickerless...except for Maggie, who's managed to obtain one star somehow.
87	* NotHelpingYourCase:
88	** When Lisa tries to argue that Marge and Homer are good parents who've never neglected she and her siblings, one of her teeth falls out. She insists that it was a baby tooth and it was loose, but it's clear the Flanders don't believe her.
89	** As usual, Homer is the king of this. While in court he speaks up after Marge claiming to the judge that he's the ''last'' type of guy who should have any children, and then when mentioning loving Bart and Lisa he forgets about Maggie. He realizes the first and {{lampshade\|Hanging}}s it, with the judge and Marge pointing out the second. Fortunately, the judge seemed to reasonably overlook it and sent both parents into a parenting class.
90	* PapaWolf: Homer goes into full defense mode to keep the kids from being baptized, up to hurling himself down a hill and shoving Bart out of the way to prevent Ned from anointing him.
91	* ParentingTheHusband: On their way out the door Marge reminds the kids that when they grow up they'll have to take care of themselves. [[InstantlyProvenWrong Cue a frightened Homer coming in to tell her there's a spider near his car keys]].
92	-->'''Marge:''' ''(patting his hand)'' You did the right thing by telling me. ''(walks into adjoining room while Homer looks after her adoringly)'' Shoo! Get outta here!
93	* ParentsAsPeople: Explored with Homer and Marge in this episode; despite the conclusions CPS draws about them, they're both doing the best they can and--while Marge's best is considerably better than Homer's best--really love their kids. While Homer's short temper and not-infrequent ParentalNeglect come in for the scrutiny you'd expect, even the [[GoodParents scrupulously correct parenting we see from Marge]] can't prevent the occasional oversight, in this case sending Bart to school without realizing he's just contracted lice, which shocks the teachers and kicks off the whole investigation.
94	* PoorCommunicationKills: Bart and Lisa don't explain to the authorities that most of what they're seeing is NotWhatItLooksLike (bullies took Lisa's shoes, etc). Heck, the school itself doesn't bother telling them that Bart is only wearing a sack because ''they'' took his clothes as part of their delousing procedure.
95	* RiddleForTheAges: Marge somehow tested positive for using crack and [=PCP=] with no explanation on how the mix-up happened when her second test is clean.
96	* RoadTripAcrossTheStreet: The social worker drives Bart, Lisa and Maggie the few feet from the Simpsons house to the Flanders'.
97	* RuleOfFunny: Ned expresses shock that Bart and Lisa are unfamiliar with the story of "the Bridal Feast of Beth Chedruharazzeb".
98	* SeriousBusiness: In-universe. The Flanders boys appear to treat newspaper printing seriously as they scold Bart for printing a headline that says "Extra Extra! Todd Stinks", demanding to know whether it's really worth printing and what his sources are. Never mind that their own headlines like "Playtime is Fun" [[SickeninglySweet are overtly kiddy]].
99	** Played straight with Ned. Once he learns that the Simpsons kids have not been baptized, he takes it upon himself to do so, and thus make them official members of the Flanders family (giving them full custody).
100	* ShoutOut: After she calls Ned "daddily-doodily" while they're heading to their "emergency baptism", Maggie's head twists around, ''Exorcist''-style.
101	* SkewedPriorities: Bart may be a major contagious health risk for the entire school with head lice, but Milhouse appears to have caught a severe southern hemisphere related disease from the monkey that came from the store that leaves him in shakes and an extremely high fever. As we never see him again after this scene, [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse we never get any follow-through regarding Milhouse or his condition.]]
102	* TakeThat: Ned says he used to let Rod and Todd watch ''Series/MyThreeSons'' before bedtime, but it got them "too worked up" to go to sleep.
103	* VertigoEffect: When the social worker announces to Bart, Lisa and Maggie that they're being taken to "a FOSTER HOOOOOOME!"
104	* WeWantOurJerkBack: For all his niceness, Bart and Lisa find Ned extremely bland compared to Homer, reminiscing fondly about how he "used to call the radio station with fake traffic tips."

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