Line #29 Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E2RadioactiveMan


1	'''Original air date:''' 9/24/1995
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3	'''Production code:''' 2F17
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6	[[quoteright:250:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/radioactive_man_promo_picture.jpg]]
7	[[caption-width-right:250:"Good news, gentlemen. I've grown that extra inch you wanted, plus several feet more."]]
8	A Hollywood studio decides to make a movie about the popular comic book superhero, ''Radioactive Man'', in Springfield, with Milhouse being selected to portray RM's sidekick Fallout Boy. Things however hit a downward spiral rather quickly.
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10	!!Plot Summary
11	Bart and Milhouse are poring over the latest issues of ''Radioactive Man'' (as well as a knock-off comic) at the Android's Dungeon when Jeff Albertson (Comic Book Guy) lets them know that the character's about to go Hollywood with a big-budget movie adaptation starring Rainier Wolfcastle in the title role. Already the nerds of the online world (including the three nerds that Homer was friends with on season 5's "Homer Goes to College", the eccentric 1980s pop singer Music/{{Prince}} and CBG himself) are scrounging up rumors about the production, with eyes and ears extending to the boardroom of the movie studio behind the project, who want to make a ''Radioactive Man'' movie that won't be like the campy 1970s TV version [[note]](an episode of which included Creator/PaulLynde as an effeminate scoutmaster villain, Radioactive Man and Fallout Boy fighting Boy Scout mooks, and everyone suddenly dancing to 1960s go-go music at the end)[[/note]]. They need a location to shoot in, and decide on Springfield -- based on its tiny, misspelled ''Variety'' ad, it's obviously a town that doesn't need to toot its own horn.
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13	Springfield's businesses jack up their prices in anticipation of the moneyed film crew, while the kids at Springfield Elementary are given new reason for excitement -- auditions for the key role of sidekick Fallout Boy will be held at the school. At first, Bart appears to be a lock for the part, but he's slightly shorter than what the filmmakers want, and by the time he's managed to at least ''appear'' taller, they've decided to go with Milhouse instead.
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15	Production commences. Homer allows the crew to use the Simpson house as a filmmaking location and gets to slack off with Teamsters, the city imposes taxes on wearing poofy director's trousers and another one on ''not'' wearing such pants as well as other silly regulations, horses are painted to look like cows, and Wolfcastle's elocution lessons prove to have limited success. But it's Bart who learns that Milhouse is miserable with the day-to-day grind of filmmaking. From there Milhouse literally runs away from the production, ruining the shooting of a key, one-take-only action sequence.
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17	As the filmmakers attempt to salvage the production, Bart realizes Milhouse is hiding in the former's treehouse and tries to convince him to go back -- as does Mickey Rooney, who's been sent by the studio to give him a pep talk on child stardom. Milhouse's decision is final, though. And while it would be logical to recast Bart as Fallout Boy, the filmmakers briefly attempt to go forward with ''Rooney'' instead. In the end, the matter proves moot; thanks to Springfield's gouging, the production has run out of money. The filmmakers return to Hollywood to regroup and are warmly welcomed by a town that treats people right.
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19	!!This episode contains examples of:
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21	* AccidentalMisnaming:
22	--> '''Principal Skinner:''' Students, I have an announcement. One of your favorite comic book heroes, Radio Man --\
23	'''Nelson:''' Radio''active'' Man, stupid!\
24	'''Principal Skinner:''' Strange, I shouldn't have been able to hear that.
25	** This was a call back to a similar joke in ''[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS2E21ThreeMenAndAComicBook Three Men and a Comic Book]]'' where Mayor Quimby referred to the hero as "Radiation Man" in a speech and being rudely corrected by Jimbo Jones.
26	** Made even funnier when the official comics reveal that Radioactive Man was once called Radio Man.
27	* ArtisticLicenseFilmProduction: The ''Radioactive Man'' movie was doomed to fail, not only because of the town's ridiculous taxing, but also because of the crew's more-than-apparent ineptitude:
28	** One scene involves Rainier Wolfcastle being swept away in a river of actual acid with no one on set wearing anything more than a pair of safety goggles for protection.
29	** The movie is also apparently filmed with only one camera - they make Milhouse do the same scene a zillion times so they can get it from different angles, instead of having several cameras focused on the scene.
30	** Bart is rejected for the part of Fallout Boy despite his natural talent due to being an inch too short, despite the fact that all sorts of filming techniques exist that can be used to make characters look [[HitlerCam taller]] or [[ScullyBox shorter]] as needed.
31	** Milhouse is subjected to an extreme dose of x-rays and comments that he's sitting on a broken bottle, with the director telling him to "[[SureLetsGoWithThat use it]]".
32	** All this is lampshaded in one scene where they paint horses so they look like cows, because according to them, cows don't really look like cows on the screen. And when they want horses, they tie a lot of cats together.
33	** Milhouse's stunt double is also horrifically run over by a truck and suffers severe injuries. While stunt doubles do run the risk of sustaining injuries rather than the actors, there are always measures in place to ensure the stunts are done as safely as possible without injuring the doubles.
34	** The people of Springfield are apparently able to simply walk on set whenever they want, with Bart visiting Milhouse in his trailer. When films are shot on location, especially big-budget blockbusters, the set is a tightly-controlled environment and there is always a ton of security around.
35	* ArtShift: The first episode to use digital paint techniques, to wildly varying degrees of success.
36	* AsYouKnow: A stagehand helpfully points out that Moe had just killed the ''original'' Alfalfa, for the sake of anyone from the future listening into the incident via flashback.
37	* BadBadActing: Oh, so much, usually from Wolfcastle. A crowning moment is perhaps when he scratches himself while his character is supposed to be holding up the X-ray truck, revealing to viewers that the truck is supported by other means.
38	* BaitAndSwitch: "Congratulations, Bart Simpson: you're our new Fallout Boy!...That's what I'd be saying to you if you weren't an inch too short. Next!"
39	* BaitAndSwitchComment: Anything that misleads Bart into thinking he'll be Fallout Boy.
40	** This interaction when the film crew is preparing to shoot a scene in the Simpsons' house:
41	--> '''Homer:''' Didn't you direct "Unnatural Discretion?"
42	--> '''Director:''' ''(Delighted)'' Why yes, I did?
43	--> '''Homer:''' Phew-wee, phew-wee!! You know, I never walk out of a movie, but, ''Euggh!''
44	* BatmanParody: The ''Radioactive Man'' film is directly parodying Tim Burton's ''Batman'' blockbusters of the 1990s, including a call-back to the 1960s TV series, where a wacky villain is shown named the Scoutmaster and the fight scenes have onomatopoeic words flashing to the screen.
45	* {{Beatnik}}: The ''Radioactive Man'' crew is greeted by one upon arriving back at Hollywood at the end.
46	* BigOMG: How the stagehand reacts to Moe killing the original Alfalfa.
47	* BittersweetEnding: Bart never gets to be Fallout Boy, and despite his and Mickey Rooney's best efforts, Milhouse refuses to continue acting. And thanks to Springfield's price gouging and Mayor Quimby inventing new taxes on the fly to take them for every dime, the film crew runs out of money and the movie is cancelled. But once the production team comes back to Hollywood and they are treated much better, with the possibility of a quick recovery.
48	* BlatantLies: After Milhouse runs away, the film's editor claims that he can splice together existing footage so well that the audience won't be able to tell the difference. However, his cut jumps to completely random scenes with no sense of continuity just to fill out a conversation[[note]]Radioactive Man asks "We're going to have to fight our way out, are you ready?"; Fallout Boy, sitting in an ordinary house, responds with a monotone "Yes." This is followed by the heroes fighting a completely different set of villains[[/note]]. The director fires him on the spot, and the editor responds [[{{Touche}} "And with good cause!"]]
49	** As a bonus to the joke, if you pay close attention, the animation used when he editor says "and with good cause" was reused from earlier in the scene.
50	* BrickJoke: At the beginning of the episode, Bart explains to Milhouse that "Radioactive Man has his famous catchphrase, 'Up and at 'em,' with 'at 'em' spelled A-T-O-M in a delicious {{pun}}". Later on, we see that Wolfcastle is completely unable to say the phrase as a pun.
51	* CallBack:
52	** Two of the sound effect cards in the '70s Radioactive Man scene are "SNUH!" and "BORT!" SNUH was the name of the anti-cartoon violence organization Marge started in "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS2E9ItchyAndScratchyAndMarge Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]". Bort was the unexpectedly popular souvenir license plate in "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS6E4ItchyAndScratchyLand Itchy & Scratchy Land]]".
53	** That the original actor for Radioactive Man is dead was first established in "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS2E21ThreeMenAndAComicBook Three Men And A Comic Book]]".
54	** Milhouse's stunt double is the actor who played Lisa in "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS5E18BurnsHeir Burns' Heir]]".
55	* CampStraight: Either this or AmbiguouslyGay is the best way to describe the overtly flaming Seventies "Radioactive Man" villain the Scoutmaster.
56	* CelebrityIsOverrated: Milhouse experiences this big time, to the point that he didn't really want to be Fallout Boy in the first place and simply got forced into it. As the episode goes on, Milhouse is just further and further disillusioned no matter how much Bart or anyone else tries to spin being a celebrity to him.
57	* ChekhovsGun: Any time someone's wearing a hat in this episode, it's to facilitate the RunningGag.
58	* CouchGag: The couch ejects a sheet of paper like a fax machine that has a screenshot of the family, which then floats up into the air, before sliding beneath the couch.
59	* CutawayGag: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3fhyF0-I7M Homer's television uttering one sentence about everyone talking about Radioactive Man as it flicks through seventeen channels.]]
60	* DancePartyEnding: The flashback to the '70s Radioactive Man movie ends with all the characters dancing alongside scantily-clad women.
61	* DarkAndTroubledPast: Moe got kicked out of Hollywood for killing the original Alfalfa from "Little Rascals". He's still broken up about it.
62	* DeathByAdaptation: That said, the ''real'' original Alfalfa, Carl Switzer, did not die in 1934, but managed to live to the age of 31. ''Then'', he was shot to death, [[DiesDifferentlyInAdaptation rather than beaten to death here]]. Not only was he not an orphan, [[OutlivingOnesOffspring but both his parents managed to outlive him]].
63	* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: Main headline: "Who will be Fallout Boy?" Secondary headline: "Who will be Fallout Boy?"
64	* DidntThinkThisThrough:
65	** The one-shot scene that cost a million dollars and involved ''real acid'' required Milhouse to be on set for it to work. Nobody thought to check that Milhouse was on set before executing the scene and it goes horribly wrong.
66	** Wiggum sends out a pack of angry police dogs to find Milhouse and only realizes afterward there's a good chance they'll kill him when they do.
67	* DisproportionateRetribution: The original Alfalfa stole his bit for a scene, so Moe attacks him in a rage and repeatedly smashes his head against the street. It ends up killing him.
68	* EpicMovie: The ''Radioactive Man'' movie adaptation is intended as this.
69	* ExpyCoexistence: Bart refers to Arnold Schwarzenegger at one point, meaning he exists in the ''Simpsons'' universe alongside Rainier Wolfcastle who parodies him. In ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsonsMovie'', he turns out to be President.
70	* {{Foreshadowing}}: Moe reveals he was a child actor. His love of acting would be explored further in season 11's "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS11E16Pygmoelian Pygmoelian]]".
71	* FormerChildStar: Moe was one of the original ''Little Rascals'' until he kills the original Alfalfa in a fit of rage when he stole his bit. Fortunately for Moe, Alfalfa was an orphan owned by the studio.
72	* FunnyBackgroundEvent: As Moe goes into his childhood flashback, Barney keeps trying to get his attention.
73	* GoshDangItToHeck: Radioactive Man treats Fallout Boy's catchphrase "Jiminy Jilikers!" as a curse word.
74	* HorribleHollywood: In Moe's story of how his past as a Little Rascal ended, killing the original Alfalfa didn't give him any lasting consequences because Alfalfa was an orphan belonging to the studio.
75	** Otherwise inverted, as Hollywood is shown as a place full of good, kind people who are taken advantage of by the people of Springfield.
76	* IDidntMeanToKillHim: Combined with BaitAndSwitch:
77	--> '''Bart''': Hey, Milhouse. I just want you to know I'm glad at least one of us got the part. ''("Milhouse" explodes)'' [[OhCrap Milhouse!]]\
78	''(movie crew rushes over)''\
79	'''Bart''': ''(visibly upset)'' I didn't do it! I wished him well! ''I wished him well!'' ''(detached head falls into his arms)'' AHH!\
80	'''Crew member''': ''(frustrated)'' Stupid dummy wasn't supposed to explode yet.
81	* InformedAbility: We never actually see Milhouse act outside of a few very brief clips, but we're told he's "Creator/VanJohnson good".
82	* InformedFlaw: According to the director, Bart is an inch too short to cast as Fallout Boy, despite being drawn taller than Milhouse, who gets the role.
83	* InsaneTrollLogic:
84	** The director thinks Springfield must be a great place to film because it doesn't have a fancy ad or correct spelling.[[note]]The ad is simply a small box that says "Flim Springfield."[[/note]]
85	** The rationale for using animals to portray different species.
86	** Milhouse is disillusioned with playing a superhero onscreen and says that real heroes are people who work to cure heart disease and end world hunger. Bart calls those heroes inferior to movie heroes because they haven't actually succeeded at their goals, while the movie heroes get "results."
87	** One of the studio executives kept suggesting they use Dirk Richter from the 60s ''Radioactive Man'' show, despite being repeatedly reminded that he's been dead for decades. His response is "Granted, but" before being cut off.
88	* KarmaHoudini:
89	** Moe killed the original Alfalfa from "Little Rascals" but, since Alfalfa was an orphan belonging to the studio, Moe doesn't receive any punishment worse than being kicked out of Hollywood.
90	** Zigzagged with Springfield. Their merciless exploitation of the film crew leads to the movie shutting production down and Mickey Rooney calling them all out, but they otherwise get away scot free with draining the production of so much money.
91	** Bart and Milhouse's parents do nothing to make it up to him for how they tried to live vicariously through his stardom. The most they suffer are Kirk and Luann losing the expensive stuff they splurged on and Bart once again being passed on playing Fallout Boy, but they don't even so much as apologize to Milhouse for their apathy.
92	* KillOnSight: Inverted for laughs. The WantedPoster the production staff makes for Milhouse reads "Dead or Alive" but the "Dead" was hastily scribbled over.
93	* LastSecondWordSwap: Lionel Hutz introduces himself to Milhouse as his agent, lawyer, unauthorized biographer, and ''[[BreadEggsMilkSquick drug dealer]]''... [[BlatantLies keeper-away-er]].
94	* MadeMyselfSad: Nelson reflexively "Ha-ha"s himself in a mirror after failing his audition and then has a HeelRealization upon discovering how much it stings.
95	* MadeOfIron: Rainer Wolfcastle survives being washed away by a giant wave of acid and knocked through his trailer with little more than ClothingDamage.
96	* MetaphoricallyTrue: When Creator/MickeyRooney appears, he states he was the number one box office draw from "1939-1940". Bart immediately declares this spans two decades (as in one year from each decade).
97	* NakedPeopleAreFunny: The horribly toxic acid does not kill Rainier Wolfcastle, but it does melt his costume down to the underpants.
98	* NeverBringAFriendToAnAudition: Defied. In auditions for Fallout Boy, the director spots Martin Prince and cites how he'd be perfect for the role. However, since his assistant is unable to identify him since he didn't register, he immediately dismisses him and says choosing him would be unfair to the other boys who did fill out audition forms.
99	* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: The Scoutmaster from the 1960s ''Radioactive Man'' is modeled after Creator/PaulLynde.
100	* NonAnswer: When Wiggum unleashes the police department's dogs to find Milhouse, the Van Houtens ask Wiggum if they are going to just find Milhouse or find and ''kill'' him. Wiggum does a silent OhCrap for a second before mumbling out gibberish as an answer, which an [[PapaWolf angry Kirk]] points out.
101	* NoSympathy: Milhouse, in one of the few times were it's genuinely undeserved. He's completely miserable being stuck in the role of Fallout Boy. Everyone's too busy exploiting him so they either ignore how he feels or try to convince him how great it is to be a celebrity. By the end of the episode he quits the movie.
102	* OldShame: The director of the ''Radioactive Man'' movie does not want the movie to be like the campy 1970s version (which is a lot like the campy 1960s version of ''Batman'' starring Adam West and Burt Ward).
103	* OneLinerNameOneLiner: Milhouse's response when Bart is impressed by the contents of his trailer and declares this is living.
104	--->'''Milhouse:''' Is it, Bart? Is it really?
105	* OnePersonBirthdayParty: Brought up when Nelson laughs at himself for screwing up the audition for Radioactive Man's sidekick, Fallout Boy.
106	-->'''Nelson:''' Ha-ha! Wait a minute...that hurt. No wonder no one came to my birthday party.
107	* ParentalNeglect: Milhouse's parents ignore what he wants and force him to be an actor against his will and then buy incredibly expensive stuff that they intend to have Milhouse pay for. It's unclear how they respond to their son's insistent refusal and that the movie is shut down anyway.
108	* TheRealHeroes: Brought up by Milhouse as a point for his belief that CelebrityIsOverrated, but it is openly mocked by Bart, who says that the "real heroes" are ''losers'' because the "Real World" issues just keep on coming, and if you want ''real'' results (read: bad guys dying and such), you should call on the Stallones, the Schwarzeneggers and ([[TakeThat in a lesser measure]]) the Van Dammes.
109	* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Mickey Rooney gives one to Springfield after the movie's budget runs out. Even though Quimby was moved by it and feels guilty, he refused to give them their money back.
110	* RefugeInAudacity: The way the people of Springfield take advantage of the Hollywood producers goes from merely manipulative (shops and other venues sharply raising their prices) to blatantly absurd (Quimby instilling a tax for wearing bell-bottom jeans, and Snake wearing a sign that reads "GIVE ME A MILLION DOLLARS OR I'LL BASH YOU").
111	* RougeAnglesOfSatin: The "Flim Springfield" ad the filmmakers find.
112	* RunningGag: Hats getting sucked up by malfunctioning fans.
113	* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: Milhouse legs it after being unable to cope with the pressure of being Fallout Boy any longer.
114	* SerialNumbersFiledOff: ''Radiation Dude'' is an InUniverse example, whose catchphrase is, "Up and let's go!"
115	* ShaggyDogStory: In the end, the entire episode's events are rendered completely null when the production team runs out of money and are forced to cancel the movie.
116	* ShoutOut:
117	** When Milhouse goes missing, a special effects technician proposes using existing footage of Milhouse to finish his role in the movie. This technique had been fairly recently used in ''Film/TheCrow'' when Brandon Lee died during filming.
118	** The scene from the old ''Radioactive Man'' movie is of course modeled after the Creator/AdamWest ''Series/{{Batman\|1966}}'' series, right down to having a SpecialGuest as the villain.[[note]]In this case, Creator/PaulLynde as The Scoutmaster.[[/note]]
119	** Moe was apparently a child actor on ''Film/TheLittleRascals''.
120	** Radioactive Man's catchphrase, "Up and atom!", is borrowed from ''WesternAnimation/AtomAnt''.
121	** Rainier Wolfcastle's difficulty in saying "Up and at 'em!" is similar to Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger having trouble saying "I'll be back," for ''Film/TheTerminator''.
122	** The sound effects used for the wire-tap of Bart's tree-house phone are the bridge noises from ''Franchise/StarTrek''. This was done at the behest of showrunner David Mirkin.
123	** One establishing shot in the movie is a blatant take from ''Film/{{Waterworld}}''.
124	** Comic Book Guy has the [[VideoGame/AfterDarkBerkeleySystems Flying Toasters]] screensaver.
125	** Springfield businesses raising their prices and Mayor Quimby charging the film crew taxes is TruthInTelevision. This happened to George Lucas and his production crew during the making of ''Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack''; it got so expensive to get permits, purchase needed supplies, book hotels, etc. that [[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi the next film]] was hidden under the name ''Blue Harvest''.
126	* SkewedPriorities: Despite Bart otherwise being a great fit for the role of Fallout Boy, the director rejects him in favor of Milhouse ''solely'' because Bart is one inch too short. This backfires on him when Milhouse eventually quits the production, unable to take the pressure of being Fallout Boy.
127	* SleazyPolitician: Quimby strikes again, by milking the production budget bone dry by taxing them for everything he can think of, including wearing (or ''not'' wearing) bell-bottom jeans and even for leaving town.
128	* SpecialGuest: Creator/MickeyRooney AsHimself.
129	* SpinningPaper: "Who will be Fallout Boy?" and "Spinning Newspaper Injures Printer"
130	* StageMom: Kirk and Luanne make Milhouse follow through with being Fallout Boy for the sake of how much money he'll make, regardless of how he feels.
131	* StealthPun: The villain in the clip we see of the ''Series/Batman1966''-esque Radioactive Man adaptation is an AmbiguouslyGay scoutmaster. It's "campy" on multiple levels.
132	* StockFootageFailure: {{Invoked\|Trope}} with the "[[EpicFail attempt]]" to finish the movie with stock footage of Milhouse as Fallout Boy. To wit, Radioactive Man and Fallout Boy are trapped in a cave with a bunch of thugs. The former comments on this, then the latter says his catchphrase ''while standing next to Radioactive Man in an open meadow''. Radioactive Man asks Fallout Boy if he's ready to fight his way out, and he says yes...''while sitting on a couch in his trailer'' (and in a very disinterested tone). Then it cuts to the two of them having a punch-up with aliens on the moon. The attempt was so bad that they fired the editor on the spot, and with good cause (his words).
133	* SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome: The movie runs out of budget before it is finished. While the townsfolk bleeding the moviemakers dry is one reason, the directors also make a series of truly baffling decisions that waste money. The worst of these is a single shot that costs a million dollars involving Milhouse saving Rainer Wolfcastle from real acid. The directors didn't even bother to check if ''Milhouse was around'' before proceeding with the shot.
134	* TakeThat:
135	** Mickey Rooney states that the only thing hollow in entertainment is the music industry.
136	** Homer asks if he can be a Teamster, saying he admires their laziness. He and the Teamsters proceed to try to out-lazy each other.
137	* TemptingFate: When the producers decide to leave Springfield, one of them comments that they only have one thousand dollars left. Quimby suddenly shows up and informs them the town-leaving tax is one thousand dollars.
138	* TheyKilledKennyAgain: Bart and Milhouse have the special edition of ''Radioactive Man'' where he and Fallout Boy get killed on every page.
139	* TranquilFury: Milhouse is told that he needs to re-do the "Jiminy Jilikers" scene again and again from different angles after shooting it for seven hours. His response is simply cold anger.
140	-->'''Director''': We've got to do the "Jiminy Jilikers" scene again, Milhouse!
141	-->'''Milhouse''': ''But we already did it. It took seven hours, but we did it. It's '''done'''.''
142	* TroubledProduction: InUniverse; filming for the Radioactive Man movie ends up being disastrous, leading to the plug getting pulled on it.
143	* ATrueHero: Milhouse, once fed up with being an actor, says that a true hero is someone like a police officer. This Trope then is mocked by Bart, who calls them losers because they don't really make a change (read: fires and crime and disease keeps happening) and "true" heroes are fictional characters that make things end conclusively.
144	* UnsoundEffect: The '70s Radioactive Man movie is filled with them: ZUFF! PAN!! SNUH! BORT! POOO! NEWT! MINT! ZAK!
145	* WantedPoster: When Milhouse disappears due to the stress of playing Fallout Boy, a wanted poster is issued. Below his picture is "Dead or Alive", with "Dead" crossed out.
146	* WhereTheHellIsSpringfield: "Get me two plane tickets to [[TheUnreveal the state that Springfield is in]]." Of course, the viewer never finds out where, because they cut to the next scene and it's never mentioned again.
147	* YankTheDogsChain: Bart is led to believe he got the part of Fallout Boy three times over.

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