Line #18 Recap/TheSimpsonsS6E2LisasRival


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3	'''Original air date:''' 1F17
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5	'''Production code:''' 9/11/1994
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7	Allison Taylor (voiced by Creator/WinonaRyder), a new girl at school, proves to be better at Lisa in the classroom and on the saxophone. Meanwhile, Homer sells sugar found on the street after a truck crash.
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9	This was the first ''Simpsons'' episode written by Mike Scully, who eventually became showrunner of seasons 9 to 12.
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11	This also was the 100th episode produced, though the writers always intended [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS5E19SweetSeymourSkinnersBaadasssssSong "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"]] to be the MilestoneCelebration.
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13	!!This episode contains examples of:
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15	* TheAce: Allison, to the point that Lisa feels threatened by her.
16	* AcquiredSituationalNarcissism: A funny version. As his speech to Marge demonstrates, Homer thinks [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative having a big pile of sugar in his backyard makes him a king among men.]]
17	* AdBreakDoubleTake: {{Subverted\|Trope}}. Lisa tires herself up while having a saxophone duel against Allison, triggering a fade-to-black when fainting. When she wakes up, she's told Allison won the part, prompting her to scream as another FadeOut occurs. Except the ad break doesn't come, but rather a phony double take follows showing the exact same scene. When she wakes up, she's told Allison won the part, except "[[ThatWasNotADream this time it's NOT a dream!]]", prompting her to scream as a ''third'' fade out occurs and the actual break finally begins. The scene that comes after the actual break is not a double take at all.
18	* AllForNothing: Lisa attempting to sabotage Allison to win turns out to be for naught because Skinner and Ms. Hoover both turn out to be unimpressed with the diorama Allison made, and even less impressed with the one that Lisa made.
19	* AllJustADream: Lisa is competing so hard against Allison for the first chair saxophone position that she faints in the middle of it. After "regaining consciousness", she's told that Allison got the chair and Lisa screams. The screen then blacks out and she really wakes up... only to be told the exact same thing with the added disclaimer, "And believe me, this is not a dream!"
20	* AlwaysSomeoneBetter: Allison to Lisa. She is smarter, younger, more productive and a better saxophone player than her.
21	* AntiVillain: Lisa attempts to sabotage and humiliate [[NiceGirl Allison]] in front of the entire school, purely out of petty jealousy. The episode however makes it clear that she is acting on desperate measures due to her inferiority complex, and she only goes through with the plan to begin with because of Bart egging her into it. When she realizes [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone just how horribly she treated her]], she makes a turnaround and reveals she stole Allison's diorama instantly.
22	* ApatheticTeacher: Ralph wins, even though he didn't even do the assignment, because he brought in ''Star Wars'' action figures in their original packaging, which impresses Skinner, and it was close to lunchtime.
23	* AssumedWin:
24	** Lisa's saxophone duel with Allison Taylor (see below).
25	** Lisa also assumes she's going to win after sabotaging Allison's diorama. See WasItReallyWorthIt below.
26	* BeatStillMyHeart: Lisa taking rival Allison's diorama of "Literature/TheTellTaleHeart" and replacing it with an animal heart. Then, in a direct {{Homage}} to the poem, she imagines herself hearing the heart in the gym floorboards.
27	* BigBrotherInstinct: Bart is motivated to help Lisa because he hates seeing her so miserable (well, most of the time).
28	* BigEater: Uter was gluttonous enough to make an edible diorama of ''Literature/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory'' and eat the entire thing before Skinner and Miss Hoover could even judge it.
29	--> "I begged you to look at mine first. I begged you!"
30	* BigYes: Jimbo when he makes it into the band with his tambourine.
31	* BrickJoke: Milhouse gets chased by the FBI and is later shown [[Film/TheFugitive jumping off a dam]], breaking his glasses. During Diorama-rama, Milhouse's glasses are cracked and covered in tape.
32	* BritsLoveTea: A stereotypical Englishman stole part of Homer's sugar pile.
33	-->'''Homer''': All right pal, where did you get the sugar for that tea?\
34	'''British Man''': I nicked it, when you let your guard down for that split second. And I'd do it again. [''sips tea''] Goodbye.
35	* BuxomBeautyStandard: In Marge's ImagineSpot, she's well-endowed. The beefcake pirate she's with comments on it.
36	* ChewingTheScenery: One of the beekeepers calls to mind Creator/AdamWest. His speech is filled with frequent pauses and changes in volume. He also calls his Chevy "The Beemobile" and Homer "diabolical".
37	* ChildProdigy: Allison is younger than Lisa, but she's even more of a prodigy than she is.
38	* ComicallyMissingThePoint:
39	** After missing one day of work to sell sugar, Homer is warned that, if he misses Friday, he's not to bother showing up at the power plant on Monday. Homer is happy at the prospect of having a "four-day weekend".
40	** Marge gets one too. Lisa says to her "Maybe you could have been ''nicer'' to Principal Skinner, if you know what I mean!" and Marge says in response, "Lisa! I am nice."
41	* CondescendingCompassion: Mr. Taylor has shades of this possibly reflective of his worst aspects of his character (even for a flat one time character), with some mix of TVGenius and asocial behavior. Constantly during Lisa's visit, he gives her a ball to play with due to how she doesn't have the sort of intellect that he and Allison have, and patronizes her constantly about it as if she was but a brainless child.
42	* CouchGag: The living room floor is a shallow body of water, and The Simpsons swim their way to the couch. Once on the couch, Bart removes his scuba mask and Homer dries out his ear by sticking his finger in it.
43	* CrackDefeat: Lisa reluctantly enlists Bart's aid in attempting to defeat Allison in a diorama competition. However, Ralph Wiggum's 'diorama', which is nothing but a bunch of ''Franchise/StarWars'' action figures in their original packaging, wins the competition, making this an example of both a Crack Defeat and a DarkHorseVictory.
44	* TheCuckoolanderWasRight: Homer insists that there are thieves trying to steal his sugar pile. He's correct.
45	* CutLexLuthorACheck: In a fairly silly case of this, Marge points out that Homer's stolen sugar scheme actually makes him far less money than he would have made if he just went to work normally (because selling bags of heavily contaminated sugar for rates higher than store-bought sugar turns out to have been dumb). Homer insists that he's actually doing it simply because he wants to live a more exciting life.
46	* DarkHorseVictory: Ralph Wiggum has no idea what a "diorama" is, and his entry in the contest is just a box of unopened ''Franchise/StarWars'' action figures. However, they're limited edition action figures and Skinner thinks they're cool, which is the sole glimmer of interest in any of the entries from anyone on the judging panel, so he wins first place.
47	* DidIJustSayThatOutLoud: "IT'S THE BEATING OF THE HIDEOUS HEART! I mean, I think I hear something."
48	* EasilyForgiven: Allison, after Lisa sabotaged her diorama, causing her to be humiliated, scolded, and denigrated in front of the school, still wanted to befriend Lisa.
49	* EstablishingCharacterMoment: After finishing an exam, Ms. Hoover makes an additional question for extra credits. Allison after waiting a bit, raises her hand and answers it, impressing Ms. Hoover and Lisa, and establishing her as a smart girl. Later, when Lisa greets Allison, the latter introduces herself as a 7-year-old girl that was advanced from 1st grade and reveals to be a saxophone player.
50	* FailedASpotCheck: Lisa managed to create a diorama of all the characters from ''Literature/OliverTwist'' and turns on a fan to recreate a snowstorm... only for the display to blow out an ''open window'' and get destroyed. Justified as Lisa pulled an all-nighter to complete it and was therefore not her usually logical self.
51	* FreudianSlip: When Lisa's saxophone interrupts Marge's romance novel daydream, Marge says, "Lisa, stop blowing my sex -- I mean, stop blowing your sax! Your sax, stop it!"
52	* FriendshipMoment: At the end of the episode Lisa has gotten over her jealousy and apologises to Allison.
53	-->'''Allison:''' Can we still be friends?\
54	'''Lisa:''' Only if we're the best.
55	* GonnaNeedMoreX: Homer attempts to fix Marge's camera using an electric drill in a somewhat unconventional manner: he uses it in lieu of a chisel, [[PercussiveMaintenance striking it with a hammer]]. When this fails, destroying the camera entirely, he remarks "I'm going to need a bigger drill."
56	* GracefulLoser: Allison admits that she didn't mind losing the diorama competition to Ralph.
57	* HandsGoDown: When Ms. Hoover asks the class a bonus question for her test, specifically asking someone but Lisa to answer (since she always does), Ralph raises his hand. Then Ms. Hoover tells Ralph to put his hand down if his answer involves his cat. He slowly lowers his hand.
58	* HardWorkHardlyWorks: Both Lisa and Allison took a lot of time building their dioramas (Lisa hand-carved over 70 characters and Allison built an automatically moving floorboard). Not only do both of them lose, but the winner of the contest ends up being Ralph, who didn't even know what a diorama was and just loaded a box up with unopened ''Star Wars'' action figures.
59	* HyperventilationBag: Lisa does this after meeting Allison who appears to be smarter than she is.
60	* IdiotBall: Literally. Lisa is no less smart than she usually is, but she's ''feeling'' like an idiot because Allison has proven to be better than her at everything. Visiting Allison's house, Lisa attempts to play an anagram game with Allison's father (a professor) but fails miserably. Taking her to be a simpleton, Allison's father hands Lisa a red rubber ball, saying "this is a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it." When she does, it hits her foot and rolls away.
61	* InnocentlyInsensitive: Allison seems to be completely oblivious to just how inferior she makes Lisa feel until the end of the episode.
62	* ItsQuietTooQuiet: {{Parodied\|Trope}} in a scene at an apiary after all the bees leave to steal Homer's sugar.
63	-->'''Beekeeper 1:''' Well, sure is quiet in here today.\
64	'''Beekeeper 2:''' Yes, a little ''too'' quiet... if you know what I mean.\
65	'''Beekeeper 1:''' Hmm... I'm afraid I don't.\
66	'''Beekeeper 2:''' You see, bees usually make... a lot of noise. [[SuddenlyShouting NO NOISE]]... suggests no bees.
67	* InsufferableGenius: Subversively for [[AlwaysSomeoneBetter her trope]], not Allison ([[InnocentlyInsensitive directly anyway]]). Her father on the other hand apparently keeps a ball on hand and offers it to intellectual inferiors for them to bounce. Lisa's expression says it all.
68	* JerkassBall: Principal Skinner holds onto it here: he barely contains his naked contempt for the students during the diorama festival, (in spite of claiming it's one of his favorite school days), even the well-behaved, hardworking ones like Lisa and Allison, is unnecessarily rude to Allison both during her sabotaged display and her real display and cares little about the stress Lisa's going through over losing first chair in the school band.
69	* LesserStar: Parodied. Lisa takes solace in that there's nothing wrong being the second-best at anything. She then imagines a future in which she, [[Music/SimonAndGarfunkel Art Garfunkel]], [[Music/BuffaloSpringfield Jim Messina]], and [[Music/DarylHallAndJohnOates John Oates]] play their #2 song ''"Born to Runner-Up"''. The concert is sponsored by Avis (the #2 car rental company). They get booed off the stage, and she wakes up {{lampshad\|eHanging}}ing the [[invoked]]FridgeLogic of why people would show up to their concert just to boo them.
70	* LiteralMinded: Nelson's diorama on ''Literature/TheGrapesOfWrath'' was literally just a pile of grapes on a table and the "wrath" was him smashing them with a mallet.
71	* LookBehindYou: "Hey, it's Bart! And he's doin' stuff!"
72	* LooseFloorboardHidingSpot: Allison makes a diorama for Edgar Allen Poe's short story "The Tell-Tale Heart". Later played straight when Lisa hides the diorama under the gym floorboards.
73	* MadeOfIron: Milhouse jumps down a raging waterfall to escape the FBI. The next we see him, his glasses and left arm are broken, but that's about it.
74	* NewJobAsThePlotDemands: Subverted with Homer's short-lived sugar business, as Marge points out that he'd have made far more money by just going to the nuclear plant as normal, and the plant in turn threatens to fire him if he misses another day of work. Played straight by Hans Moleman, who is shown working as a delivery driver for a sugar company -- though considering he managed to crash his truck, it's probably no surprise that he didn't last long in that job.
75	* NiceGirl: Allison's not actively malevolent in any way, just a rival.
76	* NoodleIncident: What did Bart do to get Milhouse in trouble with the FBI? All we (as viewers) have to go on is Bart once sent in Milhouse's picture to ''Series/AmericasMostWanted''. And, according to Milhouse's "Oh, no, not again!", this isn't the first time that this has happened, or the FBI have been chasing him for a while now.
77	* NotSoAboveItAll: Bart does some research on Allison, but he says he knows this kind of stuff goes beyond Lisa's moral code and standards. Lisa immediately grabs the paper and starts reading (not that there's anything juicy there, anyway).
78	* OhNoNotAgain: Milhouse, as the FBI agents move in on him.
79	* OutOfCharacterMoment: Despite being [[WomenAreWiser the responsible and practical one]], Marge seems oddly okay with Homer [[OneHourWorkWeek taking an unofficial four-day weekend]].
80	* PokeThePoodle: Bart makes a big deal out of enticing Lisa to TheDarkSide before revealing his "Bartesque" plan to strike back at Alison: waiting outside her house and soaking her with a hose, "leaving us relatively dry."
81	-->'''Lisa:''' "Relatively"?\
82	'''Bart:''' Well, there's bound to be some splashback.
83	* ProperlyParanoid: Marge thinks Homer's worrying over nothing as he tries to guard his stolen sugar with a baseball bat. And then Homer pulls out a neatly dressed, tea-drinking gentleman who calmly states he stole from Homer's pile and would do so again given the chance.
84	* RedOniBlueOni: Beekeeper 1 (as numbered in this page's quotes) is the Blue Oni to Beekeeper 2's Red Oni.
85	* TheRival: Lisa forms a one-sided rivalry with the new girl, Allison Taylor. Too bad she is DemotedToExtra for the remainder of the series, even after their reconciliation.
86	* ScaryStingingSwarm: Subverted. Homer has a giant sugar pile and is initially annoyed when a swarm of bees lands on it ("Oww! Oh, they're defending themselves somehow!"). However, the beekeepers arrive and offer to buy all the sugar to get their bees back. Unfortunately for Homer, a flash rainstorm melts the sugar and disperses the bees before he gets paid.
87	* SecondPlaceIsForLosers: When Lisa considers her predicament.
88	* ShaggyDogStory: After a whole third act of buildup on whether Lisa should let Allison win or sabotage her to guarantee victory... it turns out that Skinner and Hoover are too {{apathetic\|Teacher}} to care how good either diorama is, leading Skinner to award Ralph because he liked his action figures.
89	* ShoutOut:
90	** Milhouse's sub-story is a reference to ''Film/TheFugitive''.
91	** Homer's "In America" speech while guarding his sugar pile is a direct reference to one of Tony Montana's lines in ''Film/{{Scarface 1983}}'', and his line "Oh, what a world!" when the sugar melts is the same line used by Wicked Witch of the West in ''Film/TheWizardOfOz'' when she melts.
92	** The speech patterns of the beekeeper voiced by Hank Azaria are based on Creator/AdamWest's [[Series/Batman1966 portrayal]] of Franchise/{{Batman}}.
93	--->'''Beekeeper 2:''' To the BEEMOBILE!\
94	'''Beekeeper 1:''' You mean your Chevy?\
95	'''Beekeeper 2:''' ...Yes.
96	** [[Film/{{Deliverance}} Dueling Saxophones.]]
97	** Nelson's showcase is on ''Literature/TheGrapesOfWrath''. He demonstrates it by [[{{Creator/Gallagher}} smashing a bunch of grapes with a mallet]].
98	** Marge is reading a romance novel called ''Love in the Time of Scurvy'', a reference to ''Literature/LoveInTheTimeOfCholera''.
99	* ShoddyKnockOffProduct: ''Mmmmm...'' Farmer Homer's Sugar. Complete with glass shards, metal bits, and even rocks and pebbles from where it was salvaged from.
100	* SignificantAnagram: One game Allison and her father play is making anagrams out of people's names, e.g. Creator/AlecGuinness = Genuine Class. When they ask Lisa to make an anagram out of Creator/JeremyIrons, Lisa is stumped, answering "Jeremy's... Iron?"[[note]]Well, ''most'' people couldn't make better anagrams out of Jeremy Irons, besides "Jeremy's Iron", than names like "Simone Jerry," "Jerry S. Mione," Jerry E. Simon," etc.[[/note]] In response to this, Allison's father gives her a ball, saying "You know what? I have a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it?"
101	* SnipeHunt: We first see Homer trying to fix a camera for Marge. The next scene has Marge tell Lisa that she sacrificed the camera, knowing full well Homer would destroy it, just to get some peace and quiet.
102	* SpecialGuest: Creator/WinonaRyder as Allison Taylor.
103	* SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome: Simply sabotaging a competitor doesn't guarantee you victory. Even if Lisa hadn't changed her mind and shown Alison's real project, Skinner simply glances at Lisa's and bluntly states that it doesn't deserve to win, meaning it would have been for nothing anyway.
104	* SuspiciouslyCleanCriminalRecord: Lisa is jealous of the new girl in school and, in desperation, asks Bart to dig up some dirt on her. Bart reports that the girl is "clean as a bean."
105	* ThatWasNotADream: Played straight. While competing with Allison so hard to win first chair saxophone, Lisa passes out from lack of air. She wakes up to see Mr. Largo, Principal Skinner, and other students leaning over her.
106	-->'''Mr. Largo:''' Well, that was a close one, Lisa, but you made it!\
107	'''Lisa:''' I won first chair?\
108	'''Mr. Largo:''' No, you regained consciousness. Allison got first chair.\
109	[''Lisa screams... and then groggily wakes up to the same scene'']\
110	'''Lisa:''' Ga... huh? Oh, it was all a dream!\
111	'''Mr. Largo:''' Well, that was a close one, Lisa, but you made it!\
112	'''Lisa:''' I won first chair?\
113	'''Mr. Largo:''' No, you regained consciousness. Allison got first chair. And believe me, this is not a dream!\
114	[''Lisa screams again.'']
115	* ThisIsGonnaSuck: Skinner when he and Miss Hoover get to Ralph. Of course, he ends up loving Ralph's supposed diorama.
116	* {{Unishment}}: Homer treats Marge's news passed along from the power plant, that he needn't bother coming in the next Monday if he doesn't come in on Friday, as this (the "four-day weekend" mentioned above).
117	* UnknownRival: Allison has no idea how much Lisa resents and feels threatened by her.
118	* TheUnreveal: Lisa's diorama that she ultimately submitted to the contest, the one that "doesn't deserve to win."
119	* WasItReallyWorthIt: Subverted; Lisa mentally prepares for this after she successfully ruins Allison's diorama and Skinner humiliates her in front of everybody, ridding Lisa with guilt, but gets a result she doesn't expect:
120	-->'''Lisa (to herself):''' After the way I behaved, I don't deserve to win--\
121	'''Principal Skinner (passing without breaking stride):''' [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Well, this doesn't deserve to win.]]\
122	'''Lisa:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]\
123	[''Principal Skinner selects Ralph's diorama -- which is just pristine original ''Franchise/StarWars'' action figures -- as the winner'']
124	* WeNeedADistraction: Bart does this so Lisa can switch dioramas on Allison. After a little bit of Bart doing random nonsense, Skinner tells him to stop causing a distraction and get out.
125	* WithFriendsLikeThese: Bart somehow got his best friend, Milhouse, in trouble with the FBI, has been providing them with periodic tip-offs on where he is hiding, and is downright ''gleeful'' about it.
126	* WouldHurtAChild: The FBI agents aren't trying to kill Milhouse, but they're pretty blasé about driving their car right through an occupied schoolground at lunchtime. That said, they also say they'll ''try'' to take him alive. They're not bothered either way.

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