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3	'''Original air date:''' 12/20/1998
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5	'''Production code:''' AABF-05
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7	After Homer saves Creator/MarkHamill and Mayor Quimby from a nerd riot at the Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con, Mayor Quimby fires his usual bodyguards (who didn't save him because they were outside cloud-gazing) and makes Homer his new protector, but when Homer finds out that Mayor Quimby has mob ties and uncovers a plan to sell rat's milk to the public schools, Homer begins fearing for his life -- and the Mayor's.
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10	!!This episode contains examples of:
11	* AscendedExtra: Louie, Fat Tony's henchman, features prominently in the episode's climax.
12	* ActorIsTheTitleCharacter:
13	--> Mark Hamill '''IS''' [[Theatre/GuysAndDolls Nathan Detroit]]\
14	Pepper Steak '''IS''' The Entree
15	** Which leads to a BrickJoke as mentioned in AdamWesting.
16	* AdamWesting: Creator/MarkHamill.
17	-->'''Mark:''' (''[[BullyingADragon to Louie]]'') Hey, pal, that's my headshot up there next to the pepper steak, and don't you forget it.\
18	'''Louie:''' You're all talk, Hamill! You never even finished Jedi school!
19	* AndYourLittleDogToo: Fat Tony wants the mayor dead plus his wife and his cat and dog.
20	-->'''Fat Tony:''' I want the Mayor dead. I want his wife dead. I want his cat and his dog ''dead''.\
21	'''Louie:''' ''(taking notes)'' Wait, wait. Who's before the cat?\
22	'''Fat Tony:''' ''(frustrated sigh)'' Just kill the Mayor.
23	* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: A chocolate-flavored dessert distracts Homer while Legs is telling him about his nickname's origin.
24	* BaitAndSwitchComment: Leavelle chews out the applicants and tells them they'd all make terrible bodyguards... then lets them know that their checks have cleared, so they automatically pass.
25	-->'''Leavelle:''' You ladies are, without a doubt, the most ''sorrowful'' clique at the dance. Not one of you fit to guard a Russian rock band. However, your checks have cleared, so you all graduate!
26	* BatterUp: Fat Tony manages to beat Mayor Quimby with a bat while Homer was fighting Louie.
27	* BigDamnHeroes: Homer rescues Mayor Quimby and Mark Hamill from the rioters at the convention, which impresses Quimby enough to fire his own bodyguards and employ Homer as a replacement.
28	* BigNo: {{Discussed}} at bodyguard school.
29	-->'''Leavelle:''' Okay, listen up. My goal is to assassinate that watermelon. Your job is to take the bullet. Go! (''Homer runs'') Go, go, go! (''imitating gun'') Pow!\
30	'''Homer:''' (''monotonously'') Nooo...\
31	'''Leavelle:''' Well, your dive wasn't bad, but I just didn't believe your "Noooooo!!". You gotta ''sell'' it! Remember, your "Noooooo!!" is what gets you your next job. Now drop and give me twenty!\
32	'''Homer:''' '''''NOOOOOOOO!!'''''\
33	'''Leavelle:''' (''Impressed'') Better!
34	* BigYes:
35	** Homer does one after fighting off Louie with a couple of forks, only to realise seconds later that Fat Tony is beating up Quimby with a baseball bat.
36	** This is also the first appearance of the ''"Yeeeesss!"'' waiter, who gives out two (and who claims that he speaks that way because of a stroke.)
37	* BriefcaseFullOfMoney: {{Discussed\|Trope}} when Quimby says he would rather have his bribe money in a subtle briefcase rather than a blatant ThiefBag.
38	* CannotTellFictionFromReality: When Homer rescues Mark Hamill from the nerds at the sci-fi convention, he tries to escape in a cardboard-cutout Millennium Falcon.
39	-->'''Homer''': Oh, how was I supposed to know it's not a real spaceship?
40	* ComicallyMissingThePoint:
41	** When Homer reveals that Fat Tony is selling rat milk to Springfield Elementary:
42	--->'''Mayor Quimby:''' Rats?! I'm outraged! You promised me dog or higher!
43	** When Homer accidentally knocks Mayor Quimby out of his office window and sees him clinging to an outside ledge:
44	--->'''Homer''': ''(gasps)'' His corpse is climbing the building!\
45	'''Mayor Quimby''': I'm alive, you idiot!
46	** When Homer, at Fat Tony's request, gives Mayor Quimby the KissOfDeath:
47	--->'''Mayor Quimby''': You moron! That's the KissOfDeath!\
48	'''Homer''': Wait, maybe I didn't do it right! ''(tries to kiss Quimby again)''
49	* ContinuityNod: Principal Skinner is one of the mob of fanboys clamoring to meet Mark Hamill; he was shown to be a big ''Franchise/StarWars'' fan back in "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS6E2LisasRival Lisa's Rival]]".
50	* CorruptPolitician: When Quimby claims the mayor's office is not for sale, everyone just starts laughing at him.
51	* CouchGag: The family sits, and an auto-crusher compresses them into a block.
52	* DrillSergeantNasty: Leavelle, complete with a designated "Berating Room".
53	* DumbassHasAPoint: PlayedForLaughs, when Mark Hamill also attempts to pitch Sprint telecommunications during the convention. The nerds demand he just cut to the ''Star Wars'' chat, but Homer protests:
54	-->'''Homer:''' You stupid nerds! He's trying to save you money on long distance!
55	* EveryoneHasStandards:
56	** Homer doesn't blink at Quimby accepting bribes left, right, and center, but he's horrified that Quimby allows the mob to sell rat milk to schoolchildren. He even threatens to drop Quimby to his death if he doesn't put a stop to it. And of course, earlier in the episode he was unwilling to let Quimby and Mark Hamill be mobbed by rioters, leading to his BigDamnHeroes moment.
57	** Downplayed with Quimby; he's not happy that Fat Tony is selling rat milk (he had been promised "dog or higher"), but doesn't bother to do anything about it until Homer threatens to let him fall to his death.
58	* ExternalCombustion: When the mob had threatened to kill him, Homer tries to get Bart to "start daddy's car for him". When Marge protests, he decides to get a cab.
59	* FailureIsTheOnlyOption: Homer's protector job ends in failure when he's too busy doing a monologue while Fat Tony uses a baseball bat to beat up Mayor Quimby in the background.
60	* FatSweatySouthernerInAWhiteSuit: Leavelle.
61	* FingertipDrugAnalysis: Parodied. When the police bust the rat milking business, Chief Wiggum samples the rat milk from a teat and declares it "pure".
62	* FiveAcesCheater: During the Springfield mob's poker game, Louie declares a hand of six queens, only to be beaten when Fat Tony declares seven queens.
63	* FollowTheWhiteRabbit: Homer follows the white rat that stole his tidbit and is shocked to find himself in a room where they milk rats.
64	* ForkFencing: Leading to a hilariously bad pun.
65	* GoOnWithoutMe: Mark Hamill tells Homer and Bart to do this when he claims to have a twisted ankle.
66	* HiddenDepths:
67	** Lenny, Carl, Professor Frink and Groundskeeper Willie are all ''Franchise/StarWars'' fans.
68	** Louie manages a half-decent tap dance routine when pressed to pretend he's AllPartOfTheShow.
69	* HighAltitudeInterrogation: How Homer gets the mayor to end the rat milking affair.
70	* HollywoodToneDeaf: At the bodyguard school graduation, Leavelle sings them off with the theme from ''Film/TheBodyguard'' ("I Will Always Love You"). Everyone leaves before Leavelle even finishes the chorus.
71	* IAmNotSpock: InUniverse. Much to Mark Hamill's dismay, the role of Nathan Detroit is altered so he wears Jedi robes, carries a lightsaber, and sings a song about the Jedi.
72	* ImmediateSelfContradiction: In his limo, Mayor Quimby tells Homer he must always behave professionally as a bodyguard, right before telling him to honk at a woman so Quimby can [[WolfWhistle whistle at her]].
73	* ImplausibleDeniability: After being caught beating Mayor Quimby with a baseball bat, Fat Tony drops the bat and says "What? What did I do?".
74	* ImprovisedWeapon: As Homer fights Fat Tony's gangsters.
75	-->'''Mark Hamill:''' (''strained'') Homer, use the for...\
76	'''Homer:''' [[MayTheFarceBeWithYou The Force]]?\
77	'''Mark:''' The '''forks'''! [[ForkFencing Use the forks!]]
78	* ItsAllAboutMe: Mark Hamill apparently asked the doctor who treated Mayor Quimby for an opinion on his performance in ''Guys & Dolls'', then asks Homer the same thing.
79	* IWillOnlySlowYouDown: At the [[BarBrawl sci-fi convention brawl]], Mark Hamill tells Homer to move on without him because he twisted his ankle. Homer responds with a NoOneGetsLeftBehind and carries Hamill out. And then, Homer sees that Hamill ''[[SubvertedTrope didn't]]'' twist his ankle, after all.
80	* KissOfDeath: From Fat Tony to the mayor... via Homer.
81	* LaserGuidedKarma: After using a nerve pinch to knock his family unconscious, Homer uses it on himself (to kill time before dinner) and ends up banging his head on a chair as he collapses.
82	* MakeItLookLikeAnAccident: Parodied. Fat Tony says on television that the mayor has to look out. "Because accidents happen all the time. Like the killing of you. By us."
83	* MayTheFarceBeWithYou: ''Star Wars'' gets its fair share of spoofing in this episode.
84	* TheMenInBlack: Homer becomes one.
85	* NewJobEpisode: Homer as the mayor's bodyguard.
86	* NoodleIncident:
87	** According to the Mayor's previous bodyguards, part of the job includes having their genitals hooked up to a car battery.
88	** Homer is no longer welcome at Moe's as a customer until he pays his tab or at least cleans up the mess he made in the bathroom. We never learn when it happened because Moe dropped the matter upon seeing the Mayor.
89	** How Legs got his nickname. It apparently had something to do with Joseph Kennedy.
90	* NoOneGetsLeftBehind: When Homer rescues Mayor Quimby and Mark Hamill, Mark Hamill says he's twisted his ankle and tells Homer to leave without him. Homer refuses to do so and carries him out.
91	* NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent: Parodied in the Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con commercial; whereas the one "alien" speaks in a stereotypical extraterrestrial voice, the other one speaks like your run-of-the-mill DJ.
92	* OffWithHisHead: During the big brawl at the sci-fi convention, C-3PO (who was advertised as being in a CurbStompBattle with the robots from ''Franchise/BattlestarGalactica'') has his head flying through the crowd as he cries out [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction "Oh, dear! Oh, my!"]]
93	* OhCrap:
94	** "His corpse is climbing the building!"
95	** "Yes!!! Nobody messes with the mayor when Homer Simpson's on...." ''(looks over to see Fat Tony beating Mayor Quimby with a baseball bat)'' "Oh crap."
96	* PowderKegCrowd: Lampshaded when the convention riot starts.
97	-->'''Quimby:''' Oh, God! Can't this town go one day without a riot!?
98	* PressurePoint: Homer learns this technique and uses it on his family and himself.
99	* ProductionForeshadowing: At Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con, Uter is shown wearing a ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' T-shirt three months before ''Futurama'' actually premiered.
100	* PushedInFrontOfTheAudience: Happens to Louie during ''Theatre/GuysAndDolls''. He is backstage preparing to throw his knife at Quimby when the manager appears and pushes him onstage. He gets out of it by tap-dancing with the knife between his teeth.
101	-->'''Homer:''' That guy with the knife sure can dance, huh?\
102	'''Quimby:''' He looks awfully familiar.\
103	'''Homer:''' ''(thumbing through the program guide)'' I think I saw him in ''Theatre/{{Rent}}'', or ''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stomp_(theatrical_show) Stomp]]'', or "''Clomp''" or some piece of crap.
104	* SavedByThePlatformBelow: Homer accidentally causes the mayor to fall out of the window and assumes him dead. But a look out of the window reveals that the mayor is still hanging from a ledge below the window and Homer is able to pull him back in.
105	* ScreamingAtSquick: "CRAP ON A CRUTCH! THEY'RE MILKING RATS! ''MILKING RAAAATS!''"[[note]]"Rats?! I'm outraged! [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You promised me dog or higher!]]"[[/note]]
106	* ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney: Bodyguard instructor Leavelle told his students they're not suited to be bodyguards but they pass because their checks have been cashed in.
107	* ShoutOut:
108	** To Franchise/StarWars. See ImprovisedWeapon above.
109	** One of the signs at the convention is for ''Roswell'' of Creator/BongoComics.
110	** When Homer thinks he's killed Quimby, his first instinct is to "stage an elaborate farce, a la ''Film/WeekendAtBernies''."
111	** We hear Music/WhitneyHouston's version of "I Will Always Love You" from ''Film/TheBodyguard'' twice (the first time sung by Leavelle at the bodyguard training center, the second time sung by Houston herself as Homer is carrying Mark Hamill to safety at the end of the episode).
112	** Fat Tony telling Louie how "I want the mayor dead, I want his wife dead..." parodies ''Film/TheUntouchables''.
113	** Comic Book Guy's encounter with a geek girl parodies Jaws meeting Dolly in ''Film/{{Moonraker}}'', but (to go with the sci-fi convention aesthetic of the scene) uses "Vita's Theme" from the unaired ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'' pilot episode "[[Recap/StarTrekS1E0TheCage The Cage]]" instead of [[StandardSnippet the overture of]] ''Music/RomeoAndJuliet''.
114	** Homer uses [[Franchise/StarTrek The Vulcan nerve pinch]] five times in the episode.
115	** When Homer starts beating his way through the convention riot, he yells "NEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS!!!" like Ogre in ''Film/RevengeOfTheNerds''.
116	* SkewedPriorities: Mark Hamill won't use his lightsaber to defend himself from the angry mob because George Lucas would make him pay if the saber broke.
117	* SongParody:
118	** "Luke, Be a Jedi Tonight", a parody of "Luck Be a Lady" from ''Guys and Dolls''.
119	** The "Guys and Dolls" song Hamill sings lifts its melody from "Hooray For Hollywood" (from the film ''Hollywood Hotel'' and well-known for its use at UsefulNotes/AcademyAward ceremonies).
120	* SpySpeak: Bodyguard Homer when Marge enters the kitchen: "The pig is in the poke."
121	* StockMoneyBag: Fat Tony hands a sack labeled with a dollar sign to Mayor Quimby. The latter notes that he prefers a less obvious case for his bribe money.
122	* TakeThat: One of the "enemy" cardboard cutouts is of ComicBook/WonderWoman.
123	* TakingTheBullet: Homer is trained for this at the bodyguard camp.
124	* TranquilFury:
125	-->'''Fat Tony:''' I'm not so much disappointed as I am blinded with rage.
126	* TruthInTelevision: Hamill says of the lightsabers, "Y'know, Creator/GeorgeLucas makes me pay for these." On the DVDCommentary, he claims there's some truth to that.
127	* UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom: The riot starts when Mark Hamill asks for a volunteer to play Obi-Wan.
128	* WhatTheHellHero: When claiming [[BlatantLies not to be in fear of a reprisal from the mob]], he then asks Bart to start his car for him. When an angry Marge calls him out on this, he decides to take a cab instead.
129	* YourCostumeNeedsWork: Louie shows up to a production of "Guys and Dolls" and is pushed on stage.

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