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2[[caption-width-right:350:The Creator/SeanPenn story!]]
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4->''"So basically, according to themselves, the Air Force is a bunch of leather-faced, not-so-bright, heavy-drinking, dull-witted'' speed freaks ''who poop in their pants and can't make it with women. Right? Am I right?"''
5-->-- '''Tom Servo'''
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7Film watched: ''Film/TheStarfighters''
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9The episode is available in the Gizmoplex [[https://www.gizmoplex.com/mst3k/season:6/videos/mst3k-131-thestarfighters here]].
10!!The Segments:
11[[AC:Prologue]]
12* Crow shows off his state-of-the-art 1994 computer, and is trying to connect to the [[Main/TheInternet Information Superhighway]]. He unfortunately keeps getting error messages, getting enraged to the point where Mike and Servo have to restrain him.
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14[[AC:Segment 1]]
15* Crow still can't connect to the Information Superhighway, and tech support isn't answering his calls. The Mads try to show off their new Cranial Ports to Mike and the 'Bots, but ''they'' show off their new condiment: "Cowboy Mike's Own Original Red-Hot Ricochet ({{BANG|BangBANG}}) Barbecue Sauce". It's claimed to be mighty bold, but a taste test from Dr. Forrester notes that it's not bold at all.
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17[[AC:Segment 2]]
18* Crow and Servo reenact the midair refueling scenes from the movie. As they do so, tech support finally connects. Crow tries to answer, but since he's unable to speak at the moment, they hang up on him, leaving him in anguish.
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20[[AC:Segment 3]]
21* Servo and Crow, dressed as Air Force generals, give Mike a thorough debriefing. And by "debriefing", we mean they strip his underwear off. Through his jumpsuit somehow.
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23[[AC:Segment 4]]
24* The United Servo Academy Men's Chorus, conducted by Vice Brigadier Thomas "Bullhead" Servo, perform the United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn. Mike, acting as host, is pleased with the performance, until the Chorus launches into a BawdySong.
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26[[AC:Segment 5]]
27* Crow finally connects to the Information Superhighway as Mike reads a letter from a group of people who put an effigy of Servo as their Christmas tree topper. While he plays ''Boogers'' with someone named "Frodo", Crow finds that his new friend "jumped his booger" before logging off. The Mads, still neurally connected to one another, finally get to properly show off their Cranial Ports. Dr. F psychically wills Frank to push the button, but is soon disgusted as Frank thinks some nasty thoughts.
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30!!The [=MST3K=] presentation of ''Film/TheStarfighters'' provides examples of:
31* ActorAllusion: Invoked. A few scattered references to Robert Dornan and his post-acting life -- at the time, Bob was a very conservative member of the House of Representatives and a '96 Presidential hopeful, and had become best known for often making scandalous, inflammatory comments in public life (including outing a fellow Republican).
32-->'''Servo:''' ''[seeing Dornan's credit]'' What, couldn't they get Radio/RushLimbaugh?
33* BangBangBang: Cowboy Mike's Red-Hot Ricochet Barbecue Sauce is so bold and authentic that gunshots keep whistling and ricocheting and knocking Mike and the 'Bots hats off during the Invention Exchange.
34* BawdySong: The United Servo Academy Men's Chorus begin an impromptu round of ''[[https://www.songfacts.com/lyrics/traditional/mademoiselle-from-armentieres Mademoiselle from Armentières]]''. For those who don't know the song, it's a World War 1 tale of a French innkeeper's daughter and two German soldiers.
35* BigNo: Crow, when tech support hangs up on him.
36* CallBack:
37** The source of a number of references in future experiments, like humming the jazzy music whenever a plane is seen flying, mentions of the "poopie suit," and the use of the word "refueling" as a synonym for any long, dull scene.
38** [[Film/TheBeatniks "Shut up, Iris!"]]
39** [[Film/{{Eegah}} "Watch out for snakes!"]]
40** The Mads' Brain Ports verses the crew's BBQ Sauce could technically be considered an Invention Exchange, which officially ended as a regular feature in Season 5's ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E19Outlaw Outlaw]]'' and eventually returns in Season 11.
41* CannotTellAJoke: The movie's attempts at comic relief all fall flat.
42-->'''Mike:''' Ah, yes. [[SarcasmMode This is much-needed comic relief]] from [[FailedAttemptAtDrama all the gripping drama.]]
43-->'''Crow:''' I wanna [[GroinAttack kick this movie in the groin]], and snag on it, and give it a [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment power sit-up]]!
44* ContinuityNod: The United Servo Academy Men's Chorus is apparently made up of the same [[MesACrowd Servo-clones]] introduced in ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E20TheHumanDuplicators The Human Duplicators]]'', seldom seen but apparently running around the Satellite until the end of the series.
45* {{Cowboy}}: Cowboy Mike and the 'Bots dress up in giant foam cowboy hats and put on over-the-top cowboy accents as they parody commercials about "real" cowboys talking up bottled hot sauces and salsas.
46* DidntWeUseThisJokeAlready: There's so much sexual humor that when the movie has ''another'' refueling scene after a long absence, everyone is left struggling for an angle they ''haven't'' exploited yet.
47-->'''Mike:''' I'm at a loss -- now, we've done promiscuity entendres?\
48'''Servo:''' Check.\
49'''Crow:''' Uh, "cuddling in the afterglow"?\
50'''Servo:''' Check.\
51'''Mike:''' Uhhh, multiple-partner allusions.\
52'''Servo:''' Mmmmgot it.\
53'''Crow:''' Uhhhhhh, premature-ejaculation innuendo?\
54'''Servo:''' Yeeeep.\
55'''Mike:''' Gas station jokes!\
56'''Servo:''' Been there.\
57'''Crow:''' Impotence!\
58'''Servo:''' Oh, yeah.\
59'''Mike:''' Uh, one-night-stand stuff?\
60'''Servo:''' It's all covered!\
61'''Mike:''' ''[disappointed]'' ...Okay, let's just WATCH, then.\
62'''Servo:''' ''[coming up with a NEW one]'' C'mon. Refueling is a natural, beautiful thing. Nothing to be ashamed about.
63** Fortunately (because the scene is ''still'' going on) they come up with a whole new source of riffs in the form of drug references.
64* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: In the theater they [[DoubleEntendre gleefully exploit the sexual connotations of the refueling process]] for [[HurricaneOfEuphemisms all their riffing potential]]. In a later host segment Crow and Servo re-enact the refueling scene in a rather disturbing fashion. Servo even gives a small "Whoa!" with an odd mixture of surprise and embarrassed pleasure. It gets a minor CallBack when Servo, looking at a picture of himself as the star atop a Christmas tree, remarks, "I bet that's a weird feeling."
65* EverythingIsOnline: ...except Crow, who spends the entire episode trying and failing to set up his internet connection.
66* ExpositionDump: There's a big chunk of it early in the movie, but it doesn't leave much of an impression:
67-->'''Mike:''' Okay, everyone set with the premise of the movie? Some kind of plane thing or something?
68* {{Filler}}: Frank Conniff admitted in the ''Amazing Colossal Episode Guide'' that the only reason they chose ''The Starfighters'' for the show is that they were desperate for enough episodes to fill the season and there were no better movies available to them at the time. Despite this the episode is the source of a number of {{Callback}}s and {{Running Gag}}s, including the catchy theme song and serendipitous appearance of "poopie!" in the movie, making it a modest fan favorite.
69* FlyoverCountry: The love interest is from Iowa. The Minnesotans/Wisconsinites enjoy poking fun at their fellow Midwesterner's stereotypical Iowan upbringing ("Ohh, so that means she's stupid." "Servo!"), job in agriculture ("Yes, a corn de-tasseler!"), and accent:
70-->'''Crow:''' IO-WAY!
71* ForInconveniencePressOne: A running gag as Crow tries to get his brand-new computer working. By FinaglesLaw, he finally reaches an operator while he's busy with his beak stuck up Tom's hoverskirt.
72* {{Gonk}}: Exaggerated for comic effect. The way the crew talks about the cast of the movie, you'd think they were Elephant Man-level grotesques. It's more that they're universally paunchy, weathered, and old before their time.
73-->'''Servo:''' It's about your face, sir. It's too lumpy.\
74'''Mike:''' I'll take your elephant mask for you, sir.
75* HilariousInHindsight: The crew had used the term "poopie" to mean "OhCrap" for years[[invoked]], so it was a delightful coincidence when ''Starfighters'' employed it as well.
76* HurricaneOfEuphemisms: During the lengthy refueling scenes, photographed in (ahem) [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything intimate detail]], they make so many joking allusions that they [[DidntWeUseThisJokeAlready eventually run out]].
77* InsistentTerminology: Mike's barbecue sauce is '''bold'''.
78-->'''Tom:''' It's miiiighty bold! How bold is it? It's bold enough to bulldog your taste buds and hogtie your tongue!\
79'''Crow:''' ''That's'' how bold this stuff is, ya little priss-ant! I say it's BOOOOOLLLD!
80* LargeHam: Mike and the 'bots pull out all the stops while advertising "COWBOY MIKE'S OWN ORIGINAL [[color:red:RED-HOT]] RIC-O-CHET [BANG!] BBQ SAUCE!! '''IT'S BOLD!!!'''"
81-->'''Cowboy Mike:''' C'mon, steak, you want some?!
82** Dr. Forrester is disappointed that... it's not all that bold.
83--->'''Cowboy Mike:''' ...NOW AVAILABLE IN NEW EXTRYY BOOLLLD!
84* LyricSwap: The crew sing "Poopie Suit!" and hum along to the tune of trumpet king Al Hirt's "Sugar Lips".[[note]]Recorded as an instrumental, but with a very clear horn trill where the words "su-gar lips" would go.[[/note]]
85* MesACrowd: The United Servo Academy Men's Chorus is made up of Tom conducting his many Servos -- rarely seen but apparently always running around the ship between ''Film/TheHumanDuplicators'' and the Season 10 series finale. The MST3KMantra is, as always[[invoked]], in full effect.
86* MistakenForDying: During the "making out in the convertible" scene, one of the two female characters sits there without moving and with her eyes facing downward. Mike riffs: "My God -- she's ''dead''!"
87* MundaneMadeAwesome: Cranial ports < BBQ sauce.
88-->'''Frank:''' But Clay, do you think it might be... bold?
89* {{Padding}}: Invoked:
90-->'''Mike:''' I think there's more ''nothing'' in this film than any we've ever seen.
91* RunningGag:
92** The ongoing {{Double Entendre}}s concerning the numerous "refueling" sequences. At one point they even joke about the fact that they've done every joke they can think of about them. (And then Crow comes up with a new riff anyway.)
93** Riffs about how ugly many of the faces are.
94--->'''Mike:''' Is your face odd, misshapen? Join the Air Force!
95** Once the "poopie suit" gets mentioned, Mike and Bots run with the gag. Bonus points for the theme song: "Flying high in the blue, free to do, number two, poop-oop-ee-doo!"
96*** Bonus points for the fact that ''[=MST3K=]'' had been using "Poopie!" as an UnusualEuphemism from long before the film was riffed.
97** "That was a ''great'' scene," after anything but.
98** Crow trying to reach tech support.
99* ShoutOut:
100** "[[HeadsOrTails Heads?]] It's always heads! Theatre/{{Rosencrantz and Guildenstern|AreDead}} join the Air Force!"
101** While introducing the United Servo Men's Academy Chorus, and later while throwing them out, Mike imitates Bill [=McGlaughlin=], host of Creator/{{NPR}}'s ''Saint Paul Sunday'', a nationally-syndicated ClassicalMusic program.
102** Crow's "Get in" riff when Colonel Hunt brings out a model Starfighter recalls [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS5E10Springfield Mr. Burns' "Spruce Moose."]]
103* ShownTheirWork: The ''[=MST3K=]'' team were computer geeks and early adopters of the internet and it shows:
104** Crow boasts about his [[TechnologyMarchesOn then-state-of-the-art]][[invoked]] 90mhz Pentium PC, with 32 MB RAM, 4x CD-ROM, Soundblaster 16 sound card with a 28.8k baud modem.
105** They know exactly how much MS-DOS sucked:
106--->'''Tom:''' Looking for [=UART@Fx1050=]", what does that mean?\
107'''Crow:''' I don't know! I must have configured my COM ports incorrectly!
108** Also a nice reminder of the days when we hadn't quite settled on what the Internet should be called given the massive array of protocols back then (HTTP not being as big as it is now) and a lot of people latched onto the clumsy term "information superhighway" coined by UsefulNotes/AlGore. It's buzzwordy!
109** And when Crow finally does get online, his running commentary is said to indicate that he has logged onto Prodigy (the self-contained online service, not the ISP it later converted to). On the other hand, Crow being invited to a game of ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZhea4vhqEg Boogers]]'' (a four-player ''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ataxx Ataxx]]'' clone) implied he was also on the [=ImagiNation=] Network, also a self-contained online service and not "the Internet", per se. But it's worth it when it involves a game called ''Boogers''.
110* SophisticatedAsHell: When rescuing a pilot who screwed up and had to eject over the desert:
111-->'''Mike:''' Yes, we have a visual ID on Numbnuts...
112-->'''Crow:''' At ease, Lieutenant Loser!
113* SoundtrackDissonance: "...bringing you hot munitions and cool jazz." Also leading to a SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}} as the pilots practice bombing the absolute shit out of the desert while muzak plays:
114-->'''Crow:''' We're gonna bomb 'em back to the Jazz Age!
115* TakeThat: During one of the bombing scenes, one of the guys mentions, "I hope they blow up ''Series/{{Blossom}}''."
116* ThatPoorCat:
117-->'''Mike:''' Don't laugh -- they've got a ''kitten'' in that bomb. ''[mewls like a trapped cat]''
118* ToiletHumor: After the poopie suit gets mentioned, the 'bots go on a long string of scatological humor.
119-->'''Servo:''' ''[[[WithLyrics singing along]]]'' Don't crap in your hand,
120-->crap in your poopie suit!
121-->You'll feel relief,
122-->filling your briefs!
123* {{Troll}}: Crow's ''Boogers'' partner "Frodo" "jumps his booger" and logs off mid-game, implying that he's one of them.
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126->''[[TheStinger (Betty elbows Gene in the stomach)]]''

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