Line #60 Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS6E15AsYouWere


1	->'''Riley''': I've been up 48 hours straight tracking down something bad. Now it's come to Sunnydale.
2	->'''Buffy''': [[BadJobWorseUniform My hat has a cow]]...
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5	[[caption-width-right:350:''"I gotta tell you, Buffy, I'm a little bit intimidated. I mean, patrolling with the real live Slayer, you're like ... Santa Claus, or Buddha, or something."'']]
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7	Directed by Creator/DouglasPetrie
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9	Written by Petrie, Creator/RebeccaKirshner, & Creator/StevenSDeknight
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11	Buffy is at work, cleaning the grill with her coworker Todd, who talks non-stop about college and then leaves Buffy to finish cleaning alone. On the way home from work, Buffy runs into a vampire, but once he finds out that Buffy was working at Doublemeat Palace and smells like it, he tries to escape and instead is staked by an offended Slayer. Finally home, Buffy finds Spike waiting in front of her house. She knows what he's there for, but with Dawn waiting inside, she refuses to let him follow her into the house. Instead, he persuades her to stay outside with him and they drop to the grass together.
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13	Later, Buffy apologetically presents the not-so-appealing bag of Doublemeat Palace food to Dawn for their dinner. Dawn is trying to explain nicely that she can't stand another meal from the fast food place when Willow arrives to take Dawn to the Bronze. Willow notices Buffy's rough appearance and grass stains on the back of her outfit, but Buffy blames it on work and a battle with a vampire. Tired and a bit depressed, Buffy allows her sister to go, but doesn't join them. At the Bronze, Anya and Xander snack on chips while agonizing over the seating arrangements for the wedding reception and other jobs that need completing before the big event. Dawn and Willow sit and have drinks while discussing Xander and Anya's wedding and Willow's newly changed relationship with Tara. Although the two are far from getting back together, there's an open door on communication. Meanwhile, at home, Buffy works to remove the grass stains from her coat.
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15	The next morning, Buffy wakes up amidst her unfolded laundry to the sound of the garbage truck. She rushes to get the garbage outside in time, but the truck drives away. Dawn prepares to leave for school as Buffy returns inside and finds a letter from UC Sunnydale waiting for her. As her sister leaves, Buffy reads the letter from the assistant dean and finds that her application for re-admission has been rejected because she missed the deadline. At work, Buffy tends to the grill like a depressed robot with life offering her little more than her fast food job. Todd decides to send Buffy up to the counter while he prepares the food. Her first customer though is not someone she expected to see: Riley.
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17	Buffy leaves her position to help Riley. They battle but lose track of the monster on the streets of Sunnydale. Riley and Buffy pursue in his car. They talk of catching up as she changes into more appropriate clothing Riley had brought along. A brief interlude show Xander and Anya having a spat while sitting in traffic. At a dam, Riley and Buffy have further battles and lose the demon yet again. Buffy meets Riley's wife.
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19	Sam, as Riley later introduces as her, quickly jumps into a fight with the Suvolte demon. Buffy recovers from the shock of Riley being married and Riley starts to catch her up on his life since he left as they watch Sam deliver quite a beating to the demon. The demon strikes Sam and Riley rushes to help her as Buffy approaches the demon from behind and snaps its neck. Riley's shocked that she killed it and Buffy soon finds out from Sam that they weren't trying to kill it. Improvising, Sam takes a knife from Riley and cuts into the demon's gut as Buffy watches on, still confused. Sam observes that they're too late and the three head for Buffy's home where it should be safe. Riley mentions that Sam's good cutting skills are because she's a doctor and promises Buffy that he'll take the time to fill her in on everything.
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21	At the house, almost everyone greets Riley with open arms — though Dawn is cool with him because of the way he left the last time. Privately, Willow offers to hate the new wife for Buffy but Buffy,who is unable to really hate her herself, doesn't want to be petty. Sam and Riley begin to describe the gory details of the demon and the mission and although Riley's concerned about Dawn hearing about it, Sam sticks up for the teen and she gets to stay with the "grown-ups." Sam explains that the deadly Suvolte demon multiplies quickly and can destroy towns full of people in no time at all and has come to Sunnydale to lay a nest full of its offspring. A demonic dealer in Sunnydale by the name of the "Doctor" is suspected of holding the eggs in exchange for money. The topic of Willow doing magic to help is raised, but Willow explains that she cannot.
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23	Riley directs Sam and Buffy to search for the nest while he investigates the dealer. In the kitchen, Sam tells Willow about a couple of shamans she knew that got addicted to magic and literally didn't survive it. She's amazed that Willow is strong enough to beat the addiction and Willow says nothing, but really takes the words in. Buffy and Sam patrol and talk about Buffy's honorable reputation as the Slayer and of course, Riley. Sam explains how she met Riley for the first time and how much Buffy mattered to him for so long. Sam questions whether Buffy regrets losing Riley and although Buffy does a little, she certainly wouldn't try to change things now. After Sam tells Buffy that Riley did get over her — after a year — she brings up the subject of Buffy's current love life and the Slayer dodges that subject.
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25	Buffy suggests they split up and as Sam heads off to find Riley, Buffy aims directly for Spike's crypt. Upon arrival, she questions his knowledge about the Doctor, but when he has no immediate answers, she changes the subject to his feelings for her and eventually pulls him to her for some physical comfort. Later that evening, Buffy and Spike sleep under a blanket together and Spike wakes to find Riley has walked in on them. The vampire takes the opportunity to emphasize his having Buffy with him. Riley pretends not to care although he clearly does; he identifies Spike as the Doctor and demands to know where the eggs are.
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27	Spike denies knowing anything about the code name "Doctor" or the whereabouts of the eggs, but Riley is confident with his information and starts to tear the place apart. Buffy is unable to believe that Spike could be involved, but as she and Riley go to the bottom level of the crypt and find the eggs everywhere, Spike's cover is blown. Spike and Buffy exchange harsh words and as Spike leaves, the eggs begin to hatch. Little demons crawl out and begin to attack Buffy and Riley. The two escape and Buffy throws a live grenade down where the demons are, effectively destroying them and much of Spike's underground lair.
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29	With family and friends causing mayhem in the apartment, Anya and Xander huddle together in the bathroom. Anya's bugged by the fact that Xander's so interested in Riley and Sam's marriage. Xander reassures her that while he's scared of the wedding, he's confident that the marriage will be great and last forever. Buffy and Riley talk privately and Riley asks her if she wants the "Doctor" to be taken out. Verbally admitting to her involvement with the vampire, Buffy denies his offer and accepts the fact that her life sucks and her ex-boyfriend is there to see it. Riley though tells her that struggling with life like a human being doesn't make her any less of a woman. Buffy tries to apologize for what happened when he left, and again Riley acts stoic, hiding his feelings.
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31	The whole gang gathers to say goodbye to Sam and Riley. While Riley explains to Xander where and how his brief and unromantic wedding took place, Sam and Willow confirm that they have each other's e-mail addresses for future contact (although Willow still calls Sam a 'bitch' for Buffy's benefit). A helicopter arrives and carries the married couple off into the night. The next day, Buffy finds Spike at his crypt and although she doesn't care about his being the Doctor, she brings with her news he does not want to hear. Buffy tells Spike that although she has feelings for him, she can never love him; it would be wrong to keep using him the way she is, so it is over. Spike thinks that this is her usual routine of playing hard to get, but Buffy is serious--the the point of calling him William--and walks out with a final goodbye.
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33	!!Tropes featured
34	* ArentYouGoingToRavishMe: Buffy's fighting a vampire, but when he gets too close and smells her, he notices her awful smell. She justifies it by saying she works at the Doublemeat Palace, to which he decides not to bite her after learning about that... which, of course, prompts her anger.
35	* ArmorPiercingResponse: Buffy and Riley are having a conversation and catching up with what had happened since they parted.
36	--> '''Riley:''' I bet I had a worse year than you did.
37	--> '''Buffy:''' Did you die?
38	--> '''Riley:''' ''(confused and a little shocked)'' No!
39	--> '''Buffy:''' ''(casually and sad)'' I'm gonna win.
40	* {{BFG}}: Riley wields a USAS-12 shotgun. Though in a FridgeLogic moment he [[DoesntLikeGuns hands it to Buffy]] at the one time a full-auto shotgun would have come in useful.
41	* BattleCouple: Riley returns with his wife, [[GenderBlenderName Sam]], who is equally action-y as him.
42	* TheBusCameBack: Riley returns!
43	* BlatantLies
44	-->'''Dawn:''' How's the soon-to-be newlyweds? Nervous?\
45	'''Anya'''/'''Xander:''' '''NO!'''\
46	''[Dawn makes rapid exit]''
47	** And:
48	-->'''Riley''': National Forestry Service, we got a wild bear!
49	* BrickJoke:
50	** Riley [[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS6E11Gone loves Buffy's new haircut]]. Not so the burger smell.
51	-->'''Buffy:''' You smelled the smell?
52	** Willow offers to hate Sam on Buffy's behalf. At the end of the episode, after Sam and Riley fly away...
53	-->'''Willow:''' What a bitch.
54	* {{Bridezilla}}
55	-->'''Anya:''' "Planning this marriage is like staging the invasion of Normandy."\
56	'''Xander:''' "Without the laughs. We should have eloped."\
57	'''Anya:''' "No. I've been through too much planning this wedding, and it is going to happen. It is going to be our perfect, perfect day if I have to kill every one of our guests and half this town to do it."
58	* BuffySpeak: [[DoesntLikeGuns Buffy's not exactly Gun Girl]].
59	* CallBack
60	-->'''Sam:''' You got a safe house?\
61	'''Buffy:''' I have a house. I think it's safe. [[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS6E14OlderAndFarAway Sometimes you can't even leave]].
62	** Spike makes a point of mentioning Riley being [[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS4E14GoodbyeIowa kept on drugs by the military]] and [[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS5E10IntoTheWoods using vampire prostitutes]] in Buffy's earshot.
63	** It's implied that Riley was reluctant to mention wanting the demon alive because of Buffy's...history...with the Initiative.
64	* CannotSpitItOut: Averted; Buffy finally admits out loud that she's sleeping with Spike, and that admission helps her to end their self-destructive relationship.
65	* CharacterDevelopment: Riley's time away and her new relationship with Sam have made him get over his toxic feelings of inadequacy with regards to Buffy.
66	* CharacterShilling: The episode is basically one massive wank-fest for Riley, to the point where it's at the expense of logic. To prove what an amazing person he is, he's placed in a 'perfect' marriage and his wife at one point notes that it'd taken him a year to get over Buffy... despite that it's been only slightly over a year since he left Buffy and Sunnydale. He never has to apologize for his behaviour before leaving, all of the Scoobies fawn over him, and it's implied Buffy might have tried getting back together with him if he'd been single--despite their breakup making it very, very clear that they simply weren't suited for each other. By the end of the episode, he gets to sanctimoniously assure Buffy that her crappy life doesn't reflect poorly on her, then whisk off into the night without taking any responsibility at all for the horrible things he'd done before leaving. And it's not even touched on whether Sam ''knows'' about him seeing vampire prostitutes. Spike's the only one to even mention the fact.
67	* ConsummateLiar: Spike doesn't even blink when Buffy tells him she's looking for a demon trafficker called the Doctor.
68	* DoggedNiceGuy:
69	** Riley could have legitimately killed Spike, and no doubt wanted to, but he won't do it unless Buffy agrees.
70	** Sam could be excused for being wary of her husband's superhero former flame, but she's never anything but nice to Buffy (which only makes her feel worse).
71	* DoubleEntendre:
72	** Spike suggests that as Buffy won't let him come inside her house it's time she came...outside. Cue Spuffy sex on the lawn.
73	** Dawn sees the grass stain on the back of Buffy's coat and asks if a vampire got rough with her. Buffy mutters, "He's not getting any gentler."
74	* EasilyForgiven: Buffy decides not to get on Spike's case about being the black market dealer, because that's just Spike being Spike. She dumps him instead, but it's her being CruelToBeKind rather than an attempt to get back at him.
75	* TheEasyWayOrTheHardWay: Riley PerpSweating Spike. "We can do this the hard way, or the fatal way."
76	* ExplosiveBreeder: The Suvolte demon can make a lot of young very fast.
77	* FastRoping: Buffy and Riley down the side of the dam -- a good opportunity for {{UST}}.
78	* FirstNameBasis: When Buffy breaks up with Spike, she uses his given name "William".
79	* FourthDateMarriage: Sam and Riley met, dated, and got married all in the space of a year. Oh, and Riley had to get over Buffy in that time, too.
80	* GeographicFlexibility: Sunnydale now has a dam.
81	* GoldenMoment: Though everyone but Buffy hugs Riley.
82	-->'''Riley:''' You're up, you're down ... it doesn't change what you are. And you are a hell of a woman.
83	* HappilyMarried: Riley and Sam are married and their relationship contrasts the dysfunctions currently in Buffy and Spike's relationship. As the episode ends, the former leave together but the latter break up.
84	* HomoeroticSubtext:
85	-->'''Anya:''' You know, if you love Riley Finn so much, [[WhyDontYouMarryIt maybe you should just marry him]].\
86	'''Xander:''' He's taken. And that's not the point.
87	* HugeGuyTinyGirl: Lampshaded when Buffy asks Riley, "Were you always this tall?"
88	* HumiliationConga:
89	** Buffy's life is in a rut. Her old flame turns up and sees her wearing a silly hat. He turns out to be married. Then he catches her in bed with an evil bloodsucking fiend, who turns out to be the black marketeer they're looking for.
90	** Spike gets knocked around by both Riley and Buffy, his black market deal falls through, then his girlfriend blows up his lair and dumps him.
91	* HypocriticalHumor: Willow says she'll be petty and nasty to Sam on Buffy's behalf. She eventually calls Sam a bitch -- after she's left.
92	* ICanExplain: Spike is just holding the demon eggs for a friend--''([[TalkToTheFist Buffy punches him in the face]])''
93	* IdiotBall: Spike not keeping the Suvolte eggs frozen. The eggs start to hatch so Buffy has to firebomb his crypt.
94	* IJustWantMyBelovedToBeHappy:
95	** Buffy seems about to tell Riley that she tried to stop him leaving in "Into the Woods", but then changes it to say she just regrets things didn't work out between them. Riley does manage to work out what she is trying to say and forgives her for it.
96	** Riley tells Buffy he has authorization to terminate 'The Doctor', but won't do so unless that's what Buffy wants.
97	** Spike insists that there's nothing wrong with them being together even if Buffy's being weak and selfish, until she says that it's killing her.
98	* InnocentlyInsensitive: Sam asks Willow to help out using magic, only to learn that Willow is a recovering magic addict.
99	* InterruptedIntimacy: Riley walks in on Buffy and Spike in bed together. Despite having threatened to kill Spike in "Into the Woods" if he ever touched Buffy, [[DoggedNiceGuy Riley resists the temptation]] to blow the smug vampire's head off.
100	* KillItWithFire: Buffy throws Riley's grenade belt down into the crypt to destroy the Suvolte hatchlings. Spike is later shown contemplating the burnt out wreckage of his once-comfy crypt.
101	* LetsSplitUpGang: Splitting up is used as an excuse so Buffy can leave Sam to go and shag Spike.
102	* LoveMartyr: Buffy tells Spike she's just using him for her own selfish needs. Realising that Buffy is serious about breaking up, Spike hastens to say that he's really not complaining about that.
103	* MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces: Buffy has sex with Spike on the lawn of her house while Dawn is waiting for her inside.
104	* MasterOfTheMixedMessage: Spike lets lose his frustrations about Buffy.
105	-->'''Spike:''' Well, that's bloody funny coming from you! No more games? That's all you've ever done is play me. You keep playing with rules you make up as you like. [[AllGirlsWantBadBoys You know what I am. You've always known. You come to me all the same.]]
106	* MeaningfulEcho
107	** Spike will unconsciously repeat Riley's "You are a hell of a woman" in "Touched", and in [[DevotedToYou much the same context]].
108	** "Tell me that you love me." Warren demanded the same from a [[SexSlave brainwashed Katrina]] in "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS6E13DeadThings Dead Things]]".
109	** "Girl just needs a little monster in her man." Spike said this to Riley in "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS5E10IntoTheWoods Into the Woods]]".
110	* MiseryPoker: Buffy and Riley promise to swap stories if they get a chance and see whose were more exiting/dangerous/crazy etc. She asks if he died, and when he says he didn't, she says, "I'm going to win."[[note]]Buffy is speaking of the ''second'' time she died, after which her friends used magic to pull her back from Heaven.[[/note]]
111	* ModestyBedsheet: {{Justified\|Trope}} for once -- Buffy is embarrassed when Riley bursts in on them, so she cowers behind the sheet while a smirking Spike doesn't hide his naked body.
112	* MomentKiller
113	-->'''Sam:''' Hey there. [[SuggestiveCollision What exactly are you doing with my husband?]]
114	* MundaneSolution:
115	** Buffy says the Suvolte demon is too fast to chase. DescriptionCut to them chasing after it in Riley's SUV.
116	** Averted at the dam. Buffy and Riley use a gadget to rappel down the wall... five feet away from an elevator.
117	* NeckSnap: Buffy kills the Suvolte demon with her hands and a quick jerk instead her customary stake.
118	* TheNicknamer: Xander refers to Sam/Riley as [[Film/TheThinMan Nick and Nora]] [[ComicBook/NickFury Fury]]. Sam calls her husband Captain Can-Do.
119	* NoMeansYes: Averted; Spike is initially amused by Buffy's break-up speech, [[MasterOfTheMixedMessage assuming she'll come back to him as she always does]]. Buffy admits she still desires him, but sticks to her guns.
120	* TheNoseKnows: Played with; a vampire comes after Buffy, calling her "little girl", not recognizing who she is because she reeks of Doublemeat food. When he gets close enough to engage her in combat he gets two scent-based realizations: he's [[MuggingTheMonster fighting the Slayer]], and [[TooSpicyForYogSothoth the Doublemeat in her system is too overpowering to be appetizing]].
121	* ObligatoryJoke: On Riley's sweet ride.
122	-->'''Buffy:''' Nice wheels.\
123	'''Riley:''' They came with the car.
124	* ObliviousMockery: Sam asks Buffy if she's seeing someone. Buffy waffles on that she doesn't need a guy at this time.
125	-->'''Sam:''' Yeah, better no guy than the wrong guy, that's for sure.
126	* PetTheDog: After finding out that Willow is a recovering magic addict, Sam tells her that she knew two shamans who became addicted and are "gone, as in, [[DeaderThanDead there's nothing left]]" and admires Willow's strength to quit.
127	* PlotHole: The episode is absolutely ''riddled'' with ones big enough to drive a truck through. It's so bad, someone concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory to explain how it could possibly make any sense [[https://theohara.livejournal.com/162286.html?utm_source=embed_post&fbclid=IwAR1nLD75grLF55khrwqEvqRRn2wCH3btIJQ-V4u-dtRh_zdvaK0ZYDpNZVk]].
128	** For one thing; Sam and Riley's marriage makes no sense. Sam claims Riley "took a year" to get over Buffy, but the episode wouldn't have been taking place much later than just over a year since he left Sunnydale. Sam and Riley would have to have fallen in love and gotten serious enough to get engaged and then actually get married, all in a couple of months at most.
129	** Riley and Sam's story doesn't make much sense either. They claim to have tracked the demon to Sunnydale from South America which is at odds with Riley's hypothesis that the Doctor would have the eggs. If the Suvolte demon just got there, how is there already a "Doctor" to sell its eggs? And if the Doctor was meant to be some sort pre-existing arms dealer already active there, how does Riley know with such certainty that they would already have the eggs? And if Riley knows the Doctor already has those eggs, why is he wasting time and risking lives by tracking the demon to its nest that--again, by his own hypothesis--would have been empty?
130	** It's specifically noted that Riley left a message to Willow and Xander explaining he had gotten married, but never actually spoke to them. As such, how did he figure out that Buffy was working in Doublemeat Palace?
131	** Spike as "The Doctor" makes no sense either. How would ''Spike'', the guy who cheats at kitten poker, is despised by most demons in town, and salvages his furniture from the dump have the connections to be ''an international arms dealer''? He doesn't even have a ''phone''.
132	* PoorCommunicationKills: The Suvolte demon when Riley fails to tell Buffy they need the demon alive. He also fails to mention he's married, but as Buffy (who on [[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS5E10IntoTheWoods their last encounter]] had been furious with him) was acting like the flirty, quirky girl he'd fallen in love with, his reluctance to drop that particular bombshell was understandable if not excusable.
133	* {{Pun}}
134	-->'''Buffy''': "We need to stop this thing before Sunnydale turns into the Trouble Meat Palace. ... I wish I'd said something different."
135	* PuppyDogPout: Spike's reaction to Buffy refusing to let him into the house for sex is adding a pout when asking her to come out.
136	* RuggedScar: Riley now has a standard Awesome [=McCool=] scar across his left eye.
137	* RuleOfSymbolism: At the end of the episode after dumping Spike, Buffy walks out of his crypt into the light.
138	* SayingTooMuch
139	-->'''Dawn:''' Some [[TheVamp vamp]] get rough with you?\
140	'''Buffy:''' He's not getting any gentler.\
141	'''Willow:''' He?\
142	'''Buffy:''' They! Them...you know...vampires in a...general sense...
143	* SelectiveObliviousness: Riley accuses Buffy of forgetting how dangerous Spike can be.
144	-->'''Riley:''' ''([[PistolWhipping butt-strokes Spike in the face]])'' Where are the eggs?\
145	'''Buffy:''' The Doctor...it can't be Spike....\
146	'''Spike:''' No need to defend me, luv.\
147	'''Buffy:''' ''([[TalkToTheFist punches Spike in the face]])'' It can't be, [[ImStandingRightHere he's too incompetent]]. It's just Spike, Riley--\
148	'''Riley:''' Right -- deadly, amoral, opportunistic... or had you forgotten?
149	* SexForSolace: Buffy tells Spike this is the only reason she kept having sex with him.
150	-->'''Buffy:''' Being with you makes things simpler. For a little while.
151	* ShoutOut:
152	** Buffy's coworker references [[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead Burger World]].
153	** Buffy makes a ''Star Trek'' reference by comparing the Suvolte demons to [[Recap/StarTrekS2E15TheTroubleWithTribbles Tribbles]], before explaining it away as a side-effect of dealing with the [[GeekReferencePool Trio]] for too long.
154	** Xander calls Riley and Sam "Nick and Nora Fury", a double reference to both ComicBook/NickFury and husband-and-wife detectives Nick and Nora Charles from ''Film/TheThinMan''.
155	** Right before leaving in the chopper, Riley references [[Film/{{Aliens}} "bug hunts"]].
156	** When Riley and Buffy track the Suvolte demon to the dam, the method the two take to lower themselves to the bottom is very similar to the way James Bond does in the opening of ''Film/GoldenEye''.
157	* SpiderSense: Buffy senses Spike lurking outside her house, though he says it doesn't count as he [[StalkingIsLove wasn't exactly hiding]].
158	* SpyCatsuit: Riley provides Buffy with her own kevlar 'ninja wear'.
159	* SuggestiveCollision: Two such collusions occur with Buffy/Riley, and the latter's wife happens to see one of them.
160	* ShutUpKiss: Buffy is upset that Riley has gotten married, so she [[DestructiveRomance flees back to Spike's arms]].
161	-->'''Buffy:''' Tell me you love me.\
162	'''Spike:''' [[AllLoveIsUnrequited I love you. You know I do.]]\
163	'''Buffy:''' Tell me you want me.\
164	'''Spike:''' [[LustObject I always want you.]] ''[smiling]'' In point of fact--\
165	'''Buffy:''' Shut up. ''[[[SexForSolace pulls him down onto the bed]]]''
166	* SkewedPriorities: Buffy is pre-occupied with the Doublemeat Palace, i.e. "My hat has a cow." "You smelled the smell?"
167	* SmugSnake: Spike can't resist riling Riley over how he's boffing Buffy.
168	-->"Well, looky here. I don't usually use the word delicious but I've gotta wager [[InterruptedIntimacy this little tableau]] must sting a bit, eh? Me and your former? Must kill. What can I say? [[AllGirlsWantBadBoys Girl just needs a little monster in her man.]]"
169	* StockPhrases: Riley says he's going to search Spike's crypt.
170	-->'''Spike:''' Over my dead body.\
171	'''Riley:''' [[WalkingShirtlessScene I've seen enough of your dead body]] for one night, thanks.
172	* StuffBlowingUp: Buffy blows up Spike's crypt using Riley's grenade belt.
173	* {{Talk to the Fist}}: Buffy punches Spike every time he pisses her off, sometimes cutting him off.
174	* TestosteronePoisoning: This macho-contest is chuckle worthy.
175	-->'''Riley:''' Glad to be back in Sunnydale. The locals all speak English, and I know who to [[PerpSweating beat for information]]. It's all brought me here.\
176	'''Spike:''' Look, [[TheNicknamer Crew Cut]]. She's not your bint any more. And if I can speak frankly, she always had a little thing for me, even when she was shagging you.\
177	'''Riley:''' Nice. That's very distracting. Now tell me, before I get unprofessional... (pointing his gun at Spike) ...where are the eggs, Spike?
178	* ThisIsThePartWhere: Spike quickly realises Buffy is going to break up with him, but doesn't take it seriously. "I've memorized this tune, love. I think I have the sheet music."
179	* TookALevelInBadass: Sam -- from Peace Corp volunteer to ActionGirl.
180	* TooDumbToLive: A vamp attacks Buffy on her way home from work. She's caught in such a HeroicBSOD at the time that she didn't even struggle, but the guy lets go of her in disgust because she stinks from working all day. After ''turning his back to her'', he's in the middle of saying he'll come back to eat her later when a pissed-off Buffy stakes him.
181	* TooSpicyForYogSothoth: A vampire takes a raincheck on trying to eat the Slayer because she stinks of fried food. Next moment [[DoNotTauntCthulhu a stake is hurled into his heart]].
182	* TheTriple
183	-->'''Riley:''' You want me to say that I liked seeing you in bed with that idiot? Or that blinding orange is your very best color? Or that that burger smell is appealing?\
184	'''Buffy:''' ''[appalled]'' You smelled the smell?
185	* StealthHiBye: Averted; Dawn asks if Riley is going to [[BuffySpeak split all secret-agenty]] like last time. Instead Riley and Sam are pulled up into a helicopter while everyone waves goodbye.
186	* VampiresAreSexGods: Spike can apparently keep up with [[SexGoddess a Slayer in bed]], claiming his sex with Buffy lasts for five hours.
187	* WalkInChimeIn:
188	-->'''Buffy:''' Oh, why can't I get this [[EarWorm stupid jingle out of my head?]]\
189	'''Vampire:''' ''[leaping out in front of her]'' Least of your problems now, [[MuggingTheMonster little girl]].
190	* WeirdnessCensor: Rampaging demon = wild bear.
191	* WhamLine: Riley accusing Spike of being the Doctor.
192	-->'''Riley:''' That's not why I'm here... Doctor.
193	* WorkingWithTheEx: Buffy ends up working briefly with Riley and his wife.
194	* WriterOnBoard: Guns = never useful. Riley brings one but he hands it to Buffy in a situation where it might have been useful.
195	* WritersCannotDoMath: It took Riley a year to get over Buffy. It's been a year since Riley left. These are both mentioned in the episode. Quite frankly, not enough time has passed in-universe for his and Sam's relationship to have reached the point it's said to have yet; it's just been hammered into place for the plot. This episode would have made more sense in Season 7 rather than Season 6.
196	* YouCalledMeXItMustBeSerious: Buffy calls Spike 'William' when breaking up with him, ironically showing him more respect than when they were lovers.
197	* YouExclamation
198	-->'''Buffy:''' Doublemeat Palace, how can I help-- ''(realises the 'customer' is Riley)'' ...you!
199	* YouNeedABreathMint: Buffy is on the way home from her shift at the Doublemeat Palace when a vampire tries to eat her, only to back off because she smells terrible. Buffy naturally takes offense.
200	-->"You're dead! You smell like it! How do you get to say I'm the one who's... stinky?!"
201	* YouTalkTooMuch: Spike starts ranting his grievances to Buffy and Riley.
202	-->'''Riley:''' Can't you make him shut up?\
203	'''Buffy:''' Not so far.
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