| 1 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 2 | [[folder:Comedy]] |
| 3 | ->''You want to play the dozens,\ |
| 4 | Well, the dozens is a game,\ |
| 5 | But the way I fucked your mother\ |
| 6 | Was a God damn shame.'' |
| 7 | -->-- '''Creator/GeorgeCarlin''', in one of his earlier comedy albums. |
| 8 | |
| 9 | ->''"Dollar twenty five, Willie? Isn't that the same price your mother charges for a blowjob, you piece of dogshit?"'' |
| 10 | -->-- '''Bishop Nelson''', ''[[Recap/AdamSandlerS1E13TollBoothWillie Toll Booth Willie]]'' |
| 11 | [[/folder]] |
| 12 | |
| 13 | [[folder:Comic Books]] |
| 14 | ->'''Detective Lowe:''' You're probably in a hurry to get home to your little lady or whatever you call her, huh? The night time is the right time for love and all that, right?\ |
| 15 | '''Detective Renee Montoya:''' That's what your mother tells me. |
| 16 | -->-- ''ComicBook/GothamCentral'' |
| 17 | [[/folder]] |
| 18 | |
| 19 | [[folder:Fan Works]] |
| 20 | ->'''Red Priest:''' I will send you back to the pit of filth and corruption you should never have left!\ |
| 21 | '''The Wolf:''' 'Pit of filth and corruption'? It's true that I was there all through last night, but is that any way for a priest to speak of his mother's cunt? |
| 22 | -->-- ''Fanfic/TheMountainAndTheWolf'' |
| 23 | |
| 24 | ->''"Save your sympathy, Captain. You should not trust these creatures. Beggars and thieves the lot of them, always lying and scheming, getting into places where they do not belong. We should have exterminated them when we scoured their world." Nee'Lix screeched something in his own language but the Caretaker was unperturbed. "I was born in a cloning tank so I have no maternal ancestor."'' |
| 25 | -->-- ''Fanfic/RocketshipVoyager'' |
| 26 | |
| 27 | ->'''Marco:''' Who are you texting, anyway?\ |
| 28 | '''Tom:''' Your mom.\ |
| 29 | '''Ax:''' <Ah!I am familiar with this form of human humor. For instance, as the artists The Pharcyde say—>\ |
| 30 | '''Tobias:''' <Okay, first of all, ''why''. Just... why. Of all the Earth humor you could possibly... Ax-man, you’ve been corrupted. Irreparably. There’s no hope for you, man.>\ |
| 31 | '''Marco:''' Second, he’s being literal. At least, I assume he’s being literal and not an asshole.\ |
| 32 | '''Tom:''' Both. |
| 33 | -->-- ''Fanfic/{{Eleutherophobia}}: The Thing from Another World'' |
| 34 | |
| 35 | ->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse Lincoln Loud]]''': "Hey, Lynn! Lucy didn't write the note. Do you have a clue on who did?" |
| 36 | ->'''Lynn Loud Jr.''' [[note]]His ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint sister]]''[[/note]]: "YOUR MOM!" |
| 37 | ->'''Lincoln''': "Oh yeah? Joke's on you! Our mother is ''not'' on the suspect list!" |
| 38 | -->-- ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12646739/1/Mystery-of-the-Self-Loathing-Loud Mystery of the Self-Loathing Loud]]'' |
| 39 | [[/folder]] |
| 40 | |
| 41 | [[folder:Film -- Animated]] |
| 42 | ->'''Lemon Car:''' You talked up a lot of cars last night. Which one's your associate?\ |
| 43 | '''Rod "Torque" Redline:''' Your mother. Oh no, I'm sorry, it was your '''''SISTER.''''' Y'know, I can't tell them apart these days. |
| 44 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/Cars2'' |
| 45 | [[/folder]] |
| 46 | |
| 47 | [[folder:Film -- Live-Action]] |
| 48 | ->'''Champ Kind:''' I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and ''never'' call her again!\ |
| 49 | '''Wes Mantooth:''' [[BerserkButton Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!]] You understand me? ''Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!'' |
| 50 | -->--''Film/AnchormanTheLegendOfRonBurgundy'' |
| 51 | |
| 52 | ->''"Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime!"'' |
| 53 | -->-- '''Reagan''' under Pazuzu's control, ''Film/TheExorcist'' |
| 54 | |
| 55 | ->''"Your mother is [[{{Hell}} down here]], Karras, with [[TheLegionsOfHell us]]. Would you like to leave a message? I'll make sure she gets it."'' |
| 56 | -->-- '''Reagan''', again, under Pazuzu's control, ''Film/TheExorcist'' |
| 57 | |
| 58 | ->'''Poe:''' This is Commander Poe Dameron of the Republic Fleet, I have an urgent communiqué for [[MaliciousMisnaming General Hugs]]. [...] If you reach him, tell him Leia has an urgent message for him...about his mother.\ |
| 59 | ''({{beat}})''\ |
| 60 | '''Hux:''' '''''[[BerserkButton OPEN FIRE!!!]]''''' |
| 61 | -->-- ''Franchise/StarWars: Episode VIII -- Film/TheLastJedi'' |
| 62 | |
| 63 | ->'''Student:''' Nice wig, Janis. What's it made of?\ |
| 64 | '''Janis Ian:''' Your mom's chest hair! |
| 65 | -->-- ''Film/MeanGirls'' |
| 66 | |
| 67 | ->''"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"'' |
| 68 | -->-- '''French Knight''', ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail'' |
| 69 | |
| 70 | ->''"If your mom's vagina was a video game, it would be rated E for Everyone."'' |
| 71 | -->-- '''Coyle''', ''Film/ThePredator'' |
| 72 | |
| 73 | ->'''Prisoner:''' I don't belong here! I want to go home! [[IWantMyMommy I want my mother]]!\ |
| 74 | '''Another Prisoner:''' I had your mother, she wasn't that great! |
| 75 | -->-- ''Film/TheShawshankRedemption'' |
| 76 | |
| 77 | ->'''Richie:''' You're not my dad.\ |
| 78 | '''Stitches:''' I could be, you know. |
| 79 | -->-- ''Film/Stitches2012'' |
| 80 | |
| 81 | ->'''Bloodsport:''' Abner! Do you see who that is?!\ |
| 82 | '''Krill:''' ''[breathing rapidly]'' Huh?\ |
| 83 | '''Bloodsport:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext It’s your mum!]] |
| 84 | -->-- ''Film/TheSuicideSquad'' |
| 85 | |
| 86 | ->'''Brian''': Now, go on and tell me where you got your little secret cash stash hid at.\ |
| 87 | '''Cliff Bettis''': You know that sorry-ass ho-house I used to run on Seventh? On the top floor, way in the back, I got the nastiest crack ho in the city. No pride at all, do anything to anybody. Rumor has it animal control uses her blood to put down rabid dogs.\ |
| 88 | '''Brian''': So what about her?\ |
| 89 | '''Cliff Bettis''': ''THAT'S YO MAMA!'' I hid the money in her snatch! |
| 90 | -->-- ''Film/TalesFromTheHood2'' |
| 91 | |
| 92 | ->''"I just gave your mamma a piggyback ride...and she weighs '''twice''' as much as I do!"'' |
| 93 | -->-- '''[[BigFun Louie Lastik]],''' ''Film/RememberTheTitans'' |
| 94 | |
| 95 | ->''"Your MOTHER--!"'' |
| 96 | -->-- '''Egon Spengler''', ''Film/Ghostbusters1984'' |
| 97 | [[/folder]] |
| 98 | |
| 99 | [[folder:Literature]] |
| 100 | ->''"The stranger had crossed a sacred line. He had mentioned the men's mothers. Nothing could get him out of a beating now, not even the fact that he was obviously a simpleton. Albeit a simpleton with good vocabulary."'' |
| 101 | -->-- ''Literature/ArtemisFowl'' |
| 102 | |
| 103 | ->''"All of a sudden Yutaka realized he had created a cloud of dust all around him. Oh no! No! This sucks! This blows more than your mama! Hey, now's not the time to come up with stupid jokes!"'' |
| 104 | -->-- ''Literature/BattleRoyale'' |
| 105 | |
| 106 | ->''"Your mama! Your big fanny granny! Your slap-happy grandpappy!"'' |
| 107 | -->-- '''Greg Heffley''', ''Literature/DiaryOfAWimpyKid'' |
| 108 | |
| 109 | ->'''Draco:''' And there's a picture, Weasley! A picture of your parents outside their house — if you can call it a house. Your mother could do with losing a bit of weight, couldn't she?\ |
| 110 | '''Harry:''' ''(trying to hold Ron back)'' Get stuffed, Malfoy. Come on, Ron —\ |
| 111 | '''Draco:''' Oh yeah, you were staying with them this summer, weren't you Potter? So tell me, is his mother really that porky or is it just the picture?\ |
| 112 | '''Harry:''' You know ''your'' mother, Malfoy? The expression on her face — like she's got dung under her nose? Is she like that all the time or just because you were with her?\ |
| 113 | '''Draco:''' [[{{Hypocrite}} Don't you dare insult my mother, Potter.]] |
| 114 | -->-- ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire'' |
| 115 | |
| 116 | ->'''Harrow:''' Hood up. Hide that ridiculous hair.\ |
| 117 | '''Gideon:''' Your dead mummified mother's got ridiculous hair. |
| 118 | -->-- ''Literature/TheLockedTomb: Literature/GideonTheNinth'' |
| 119 | |
| 120 | ->'''Lucky:''' Your mothers had fleas! Your fathers were ''foxes''!\ |
| 121 | '''Dagger:''' ''(Starting to get angry)'' You little-!\ |
| 122 | '''Lucky:''' You were born in spoil-boxes! You taste so bad, the fleas spit ''you'' out! Your mothers were tailless! ''You hear me, mange breeders?'' Your fathers licked [[HoldYourHippogriffs sharpclaw]] spit! |
| 123 | -->-- ''Literature/SurvivorDogs'' |
| 124 | [[/folder]] |
| 125 | |
| 126 | [[folder:Live-Action TV]] |
| 127 | ->''Archie, the chair was old and rickety.\ |
| 128 | Old and rickety? You'd say a rotten thing like that about something that I hold dear? Do I ever say rotten things like that about the things that you hold dear? Did I ever call your mother old and rickety? Did I ever bust one of her legs?\ |
| 129 | But the springs was all loose.\ |
| 130 | So was your mother's.\ |
| 131 | And it was covered with beer stains.\ |
| 132 | So was your mother.\ |
| 133 | And the stuffin' was all comin' out.\ |
| 134 | You knew her better than me!'' |
| 135 | -->-- ''Series/AllInTheFamily'' |
| 136 | |
| 137 | ->''"You bowl like your momma. Unless, of course, she bowls well, in which case you bowl nothing like her."'' |
| 138 | -->-- '''Sheldon Cooper''', ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'' |
| 139 | |
| 140 | ->'''Creator/JimmyCarr:''' Who managed to set a new world record after spending 71 days crying in the B & Q? [Noel and Richard start laughing.] Richard and Noel! What have you put as the answer to this question?\ |
| 141 | '''Creator/NoelFielding:''' Your mum.\ |
| 142 | '''Creator/RichardAyoade:''' Was it your mum? No seriously, was it your mum? |
| 143 | -->-- ''[[Series/BigFatQuizOfTheYear Big Fat Quiz of the 00's]]'' |
| 144 | |
| 145 | ->'''Saul:''' Gentlemen, I sense you're discussing my client. Anything you care to share with me?\ |
| 146 | '''Hank:''' Sure. Your commercials? They suck ass. I've seen better acting in an epileptic whorehouse.\ |
| 147 | '''Saul:''' Is that like the one your mom works at? Uh, is she still offering the two-for-one discount? |
| 148 | -->-- ''Series/BreakingBad'', "[[Recap/BreakingBadS2E8BetterCallSaul Better Call Saul]]" |
| 149 | |
| 150 | ->'''Fire Marshall Boone:''' Well, [[SarcasmMode it's too bad]] we can't all be as awesome as [[UsefulNotes/NewYorkCityCops New York's Finest]] which, by the way, sounds like my mom describing her laundry, which — oh, [[DefiedTrope and she's dead, so let's tread lightly on the response]].\ |
| 151 | '''Detective Peralta:''' That's not fair! |
| 152 | -->-- ''Series/BrooklynNineNine'' |
| 153 | |
| 154 | ->''"This way, you freak! No! Th- ''This'' way, you big, stupid, great... [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants [=SpongeBob=]...]] The only thing I've seen uglier than you is your mum!"'' |
| 155 | -->-- '''Rory Williams''', trying to deflect [[MonsterOfTheWeek Francisco's]] attention away from his fiancee Amy, ''Series/DoctorWho'', ''[[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E6TheVampiresOfVenice The Vampires Of Venice]]'' |
| 156 | |
| 157 | ->'''Barney:''' Woah, Ted, that thing you're packing's way too big to fit in that box.\ |
| 158 | '''Ted:''' Yeah, [[ThatsWhatSheSaid that's what your mom said]].\ |
| 159 | '''Barney:''' How dare you!\ |
| 160 | '''Ted:''' [[ImaginedInnuendo No, she actually said that.]]\ |
| 161 | '''Loretta:''' ''(walks in)'' Oh dear, I thought I told you that's just not gonna fit in there. |
| 162 | -->-- ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', "[[Recap/HowIMetYourMotherS6E02CleaningHouse Cleaning House]]" |
| 163 | |
| 164 | ->'''Creator/AlexTrebek:''' This is the sound a doggie makes.\ |
| 165 | '''Creator/SeanConnery:''' "Moo".\ |
| 166 | '''Alex Trebek:''' That is incorrect.\ |
| 167 | '''Sean Connery:''' Well that's the sound your mother made last night!\ |
| 168 | '''Alex Trebek:''' Aw, come on now, that was totally unnecessary! We would have accepted "bow wow" or "ruff".\ |
| 169 | '''Sean Connery:''' "Rough", eh? Just the way your mother likes it!\ |
| 170 | '''Sean Connery:''' What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?\ |
| 171 | '''Alex Trebek:''' What?\ |
| 172 | '''Sean Connery:''' One's a sick duck, and I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.\ |
| 173 | '''Sean Connery:''' Knock knock.\ |
| 174 | '''Alex Trebek:''' Who's there?\ |
| 175 | '''Sean Connery:''' Me. The guy who slept with your mother last night. |
| 176 | -->-- '''Celebrity Series/{{Jeopardy}}''', ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' |
| 177 | |
| 178 | ->''"Hab [=SoSlI=]' Quch!"'' |
| 179 | -->-- Klingonese for "Your mother has a smooth forehead!", ''Franchise/StarTrek'' |
| 180 | |
| 181 | ->''"Something about... your maternal ancestor".'' |
| 182 | -->-- '''Evil Hoshi''' translates for a Tholian captive, ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "[[Recap/StarTrekEnterpriseS04E18InAMirrorDarkly In a Mirror, Darkly]]" |
| 183 | |
| 184 | ->'''Drex''': ''(alien language)'' |
| 185 | ->'''Garak''': "Actually, I'm not sure Constable Odo ''has'' a mother." |
| 186 | -->-- ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "The Way of the Warrior" |
| 187 | [[/folder]] |
| 188 | |
| 189 | [[folder:Video Games]] |
| 190 | ->''"Your mother is like communism... everyone gets a share!"'' |
| 191 | -->-- '''Highwire''' upon killing an enemy, ''VideoGame/AMCSquad'' |
| 192 | |
| 193 | ->'''Gunvolt:''' Are you the one who turned this place into... this?\ |
| 194 | '''Teseo:''' NO IT WAS UR MOM. |
| 195 | -->-- ''VideoGame/AzureStrikerGunvolt2'' |
| 196 | |
| 197 | ->'''[[Franchise/{{Batman}} Bruce Wayne]]:''' Your mother deserved Arkham!! You heard me, she was insane! Unfit to walk the streets... and you know it.\ |
| 198 | '''[[Characters/BatmanThePenguin Oswald Cobblepot]]:''' [[IllKillYou I'LL KILL YOU!!! I'LL KILL YOU, YOU—]] |
| 199 | -->-- ''VideoGame/BatmanTheTelltaleSeries'' |
| 200 | |
| 201 | ->''"If you need to learn how to talk to a lady, ask your mum."'' |
| 202 | -->-- '''VideoGame/{{Bayonetta}}''' |
| 203 | |
| 204 | ->''"Y'know, I'm ''glad'' now your mother rejected all my advances, because at least I ''know'' you're not my son. There aren't many who can say that…"'' |
| 205 | -->-- '''Emperor Doviculus''', ''VideoGame/BrutalLegend'' |
| 206 | |
| 207 | ->''"Your mom's an armadillo!"'' |
| 208 | -->-- '''Liz''', ''VideoGame/CrashTeamRacingNitroFueled'' |
| 209 | |
| 210 | ->''"You're nothin' but a punk, your daddy's a punk, and your momma's a bitch."'' |
| 211 | -->-- '''Music/IceT''', ''[[VideoGame/DefJamSeries Def Jam: Fight For NY]]'' |
| 212 | |
| 213 | ->''"Didn't your mother ever tell you it's polite to help an old lady carry her bags?"'' |
| 214 | -->-- '''Lily Bowen''', ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas'' |
| 215 | |
| 216 | ->'''Diego Mendez:''' ¡Me cago en tu madre! (I shit on your mom!)\ |
| 217 | '''Jerry Martinez:''' ¡Oy esse! ¿Que hay de nuevo? (Hey esse! What's new?)\ |
| 218 | '''Diego:''' ¡Vete a la mierda! (Go fuck yourself!)\ |
| 219 | '''Jerry:''' ''[[NoYou You]]'' [[NoYou first]]. |
| 220 | -->-- ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoViceCityStories'', "Last Stand" |
| 221 | |
| 222 | ->'''Captain Cold:''' You won't last long.\ |
| 223 | '''Green Lantern (Hal Jordan):''' Green Lantern's proven that, time after time.\ |
| 224 | '''Captain Cold:''' Bet your mama's real proud... |
| 225 | |
| 226 | ->'''Captain Cold:''' Who the hell are you?\ |
| 227 | '''Green Lantern (John Stewart):''' The new Lantern in town.\ |
| 228 | '''Captain Cold:''' Bet your mama's real proud... |
| 229 | |
| 230 | ->'''Cyborg:''' Calm down, Atrocitus.\ |
| 231 | '''Atrocitus:''' I am wrath incarnate!\ |
| 232 | '''Cyborg:''' Your mother must be so proud... |
| 233 | |
| 234 | ->'''June Moone:''' Fair warning: She's an evil hag.\ |
| 235 | '''Supergirl:''' My god, Rao, will protect me.\ |
| 236 | '''Enchantress:''' Like he protected your mother? |
| 237 | |
| 238 | ->'''Bane:''' I will hurt you...\ |
| 239 | '''Supergirl:''' Ooh, pinky swear?\ |
| 240 | '''Bane:''' I swear it on your mother's grave. |
| 241 | -->-- ''VideoGame/Injustice2'' |
| 242 | |
| 243 | ->'''Pike:''' Lemme guess: it's not that you hate milk, but that you can't stomach it 'less it's fresh from your mother's tits!\ |
| 244 | '''The Sundown Kid:''' [Your mother's, maybe.] |
| 245 | -->-- ''VideoGame/LiveALive'' |
| 246 | |
| 247 | ->''"I'm going all in... just like I did with your momma last night! [[SubvertedTrope Turns out she's a really good Poker player.]]"'' |
| 248 | -->-- '''[[VideoGame/{{Borderlands}} Claptrap]]''', ''VideoGame/PokerNight2'' |
| 249 | |
| 250 | ->[[AC:"Test subject, I've been told that your mother—"... Mmm. [[EvenEvilHasStandards Well, that's just disgusting.]]]] |
| 251 | -->-- '''[=GLaDOS=]''', ''VideoGame/Portal2, Peer Review DLC'' |
| 252 | |
| 253 | ->''"Hey, your mama's so fat, she's got her own daimyo!"'' |
| 254 | -->-- '''Musashi Miyamoto''' taunting an opponent, ''VideoGame/SamuraiWarriors 2: Empires'' |
| 255 | |
| 256 | ->'''Bentley:''' Your mother was a broken down tub of junk with more gentlemen callers than the operator.\ |
| 257 | '''Mugshot:''' [[EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas Nobody talks that way about my mother! Nobody]]! |
| 258 | -->-- ''VideoGame/Sly3HonorAmongThieves'' |
| 259 | |
| 260 | -->''There once was a maiden from Stoneburry Hollow…\ |
| 261 | She didn't talk much, but boy, [[VulgarHumor did she swallow!]]\ |
| 262 | I had a nice [[UnusualEuphemism lance]] that she sat upon…\ |
| 263 | The maiden from Stoneburry who was also your mom!'' |
| 264 | -->-- '''Jimmy's "There Once was a Maiden…" song''', ''VideoGame/SouthParkTheStickOfTruth'' |
| 265 | |
| 266 | ->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Why would I want to break the Tikis Mr. Krabs?\ |
| 267 | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Uh... Cuz, they were laughing at you and calling you funny names.\ |
| 268 | '''[=SpongeBob=]:''' What kind of funny names?\ |
| 269 | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Um... You know. "[[BigStupidDoodooHead SpongeBob ButtPants]]".\ |
| 270 | '''[=SpongeBob=]:''' That's not very funny.\ |
| 271 | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Uh... No... But they said '''your mom''' was ugly.\ |
| 272 | '''[=SpongeBob=]:''' [[BerserkButton Ugly]]?! Alright Mr. Krabs, break them I shall! You got a deal! |
| 273 | -->-- ''VideoGame/SpongeBobSquarePantsBattleForBikiniBottom'' |
| 274 | |
| 275 | ->''"Well, off to visit '''your mother!'''"'' |
| 276 | -->-- The '''Spy''''s domination quote against a Scout, ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' |
| 277 | |
| 278 | ->'''Sotenbori Thug:''' Guy like you should know yer place. Quit struttin' around like a damn peacock.\ |
| 279 | '''DialogueTree:''' |
| 280 | -->* Yeah, uh… my bad?\ |
| 281 | * I peacocked your mom. |
| 282 | -->-- ''VideoGame/Yakuza2'' |
| 283 | |
| 284 | ->'''Sam:''' I say we hit this cheatin' slime receptacle where it hurts the most... right in the mother!\ |
| 285 | '''Max:''' You mean...?\ |
| 286 | '''Sam:''' That's right, Max. It's time to pull out... the "yo mama" jokes! |
| 287 | -->--''[[VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice Sam & Max Save the World,]]'' Episode 3, ''[[Recap/SamAndMaxFreelancePoliceEpisode103TheMoleTheMobAndTheMeatball The Mole, the Mob and the Meatball]]'' |
| 288 | |
| 289 | [[/folder]] |
| 290 | |
| 291 | [[folder:Web Animation]] |
| 292 | ->'''Goldblum:''' I'll review the game footage and get back to you.\ |
| 293 | '''VideoGame/DukeNukem:''' You'd better, or I'll have your neck! You know what I do to the necks of people who piss me off...\ |
| 294 | '''Goldblum:''' I can probably guess...\ |
| 295 | '''Duke Nukem:''' ''I shit down them!''\ |
| 296 | '''Goldblum:''' ...oh...really?...how do you sleep at night?!\ |
| 297 | '''Duke Nukem:''' With your mom! (''[[AwesomenessIsVolatile the phone catches fire from the sick burn]]'') |
| 298 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/TheGmodIdiotBox'', "Update Day" |
| 299 | |
| 300 | ->''"Oh Luigi. There's one thing you forgot. Your mom."'' |
| 301 | -->-- '''Lawyer Kong''', ''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4]]'', "[[Recap/SMG4sMarioBloopersBreakingLuigi Breaking Luigi]]" |
| 302 | |
| 303 | ->'''BLU Scout:''' What are you, the president of his fan club?\ |
| 304 | '''BLU Spy:''' No, that would be ''your mother!''\ |
| 305 | (''The BLU Spy reveals photos of the BLU Scout's mother romantically involved with the RED Spy, leaving him speechless.'')\ |
| 306 | '''BLU Spy:''' Indeed. And now, he's here to f### us! So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the ''second''-worst thing that happens to you today. |
| 307 | -->-- ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2: [[WebAnimation/TeamFortress2 Meet the Spy]]'' |
| 308 | [[/folder]] |
| 309 | |
| 310 | [[folder:Webcomics]] |
| 311 | ->''"Your mother was a Stheno spook, and your father smelt of Extremely Spicy Mapo Tofu!"'' |
| 312 | -->-- '''Creator/HansChristianAndersen''' as the ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail'' French guard, ''Webcomic/FateGamersOnly'' |
| 313 | |
| 314 | ->''"A whore, your mother was. Sensed [[UnusualEuphemism the Dark Side]] in her, I did."'' |
| 315 | -->-- '''[[Franchise/StarWars Yoda]]''', ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'' |
| 316 | |
| 317 | ->''"Finally, an attempt at real discourse that operates from a core of cold reason and doesn’t rely upon ad hominem. He does resort to ''ad mominem'', but who can resist."'' |
| 318 | -->-- '''Webcomic/PennyArcade''', [[https://www.penny-arcade.com/news/post/2008/06/13/on-perspective news post]] accompanying "[[https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/06/13 On Perspective]]" |
| 319 | [[/folder]] |
| 320 | |
| 321 | [[folder:Web Original]] |
| 322 | ->''179. "Yo mama" is not "so ugly [[DontLookAtMe SCP-096]] [[RussianReversal didn't look at her]]."'' |
| 323 | -->-- '''[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation The Things Dr. Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation]]''', ''Website/SCPFoundation'' |
| 324 | |
| 325 | ->''"[SCP-100000-J] has also made disparaging remarks about the Area-100000-J Site Director's mother, which caused the Site Director's mother to die, rejuvenate, [DATA EXPUNGED], die again, then explode."'' |
| 326 | -->-- "[[http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-100000-j SCP-100000-J - Procedure 110-Overkill]]", ''Website/SCPFoundation'' |
| 327 | [[/folder]] |
| 328 | |
| 329 | [[folder:Websites]] |
| 330 | ->''[[GoodBadBugs 413]] Request Entity Too Large" |
| 331 | ->--[[https://yourmom.zip/ yourmom.zip]] |
| 332 | [[/folder]] |
| 333 | |
| 334 | [[folder:Web Video]] |
| 335 | ->''"How did [''VideoGame/EarthBound1994''] tank so bad? Some say it was because the game was overpriced, because it came with a player's guide inside of an oversized box... '''YOUR MOM HAS AN OVERSIZED BOX!!!'''"'' |
| 336 | -->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' |
| 337 | |
| 338 | ->''"[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext This here carrot...was talkin]]''' [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext shiet]] ''[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext about my mama!]]"'' |
| 339 | -->-- '''Yosemite Sam,''' ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3plLlqpneE Don't touch the carrot, Doc (Ft. Gamerduck)]]'' |
| 340 | |
| 341 | ->'''Alucard:''' So, I was just chillaxin' in my room like a baller... and then all of a sudden these schmucks kicked in my door!\ |
| 342 | ''[flashback to SWAT officers pour into the room and take aim at Alucard]''\ |
| 343 | '''Alucard:''' One of them yelled out--\ |
| 344 | '''Flashback SWAT member:''' Get on your knees!\ |
| 345 | '''Alucard:''' And I responded with--\ |
| 346 | '''Flashback Alucard:''' I'm not your mother last night!\ |
| 347 | '''Alucard:''' [[{{Understatement}} ...and they took exception to that.]]\ |
| 348 | ''[[MoreDakka [SWAT officers start screaming like maniacs as they open full auto on Alucard, reducing him to the consistency of mincemeat pie]]]'' |
| 349 | -->-- ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'' |
| 350 | |
| 351 | ->'''Will Zeppeli:''' Tell me, ya bastard! How many lives have ya sucked away to heal those wounds!?\ |
| 352 | '''Dio Brando:''' [[MemeticMutation Do you remember how many breads you have eaten in your life?]]\ |
| 353 | '''Will Zeppeli:''' In fact, I do… It was enough to f**k your mother last night.\ |
| 354 | '''Dio Brando:''' Well, well! The Monopoly Man has jokes!\ |
| 355 | '''Will Zeppeli:''' The only joke I see is the one that came out of your mother's [[UnusualEuphemism spasm-chasm.]] Which lemme remind ya… f**ked her! |
| 356 | -->-- ''WebVideo/JoJosBizarreAdventureAbridged [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventurePhantomBlood Phantom Blood]], Episode 4'' |
| 357 | |
| 358 | ->''"You dare make fun of my mom?! I will break your face!"'' |
| 359 | -->-- '''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Ganon]]''', [[https://youtu.be/fFYIB945A5k Link Pirates a Movie]] by Creator/JimmyDavis |
| 360 | |
| 361 | ->'''LetsPlay/{{Vernias}}:''' You're literally going to let him win! [[LetsPlay/TCNick3 Nick]] wins the whole freakin' contest because of ''you'', Eevee! You and your big fat mouth!\ |
| 362 | '''LetsPlay/{{Sophist}}:''' ...Your mom.\ |
| 363 | '''Vernias:''' My mother has nothing to do with this! |
| 364 | -->-- ''LetsPlay/PartyCrashers'', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eLmrSOn9vw Don't EVER betray me in Mario Party]]" |
| 365 | |
| 366 | ->'''Sonic:''' Now to do things old-school. ''(spindashes)'' [[{{Pun}} Spin]] nice knowing ya, Knux. Ha ha!\ |
| 367 | '''Knuckles:''' ''(catches Sonic)'' That was terrible!\ |
| 368 | '''Sonic:''' So is your mom! |
| 369 | -->-- ''WebVideo/SonicF'' |
| 370 | |
| 371 | ->''"Well, I told *her* mother that she was a bad musician!"'' |
| 372 | -->-- '''Malinda K. Reese''', ''WebVideo/TwistedTranslations'', concerning someone whose mother insulted her. |
| 373 | |
| 374 | ->'''Matt:''' Ahaha! Yeah, you're a real combat specialist!\ |
| 375 | '''Pat:''' Your mom is a fucking combat specialist. |
| 376 | -->-- ''WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay: VideoGame/AssassinsCreedBrotherhood'' |
| 377 | [[/folder]] |
| 378 | |
| 379 | [[folder:Western Animation]] |
| 380 | ->''"DT Fun Fact: Toot's character is based on your mother's face."'' |
| 381 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether'', "American Idol Parody Clip Show" |
| 382 | |
| 383 | ->''"Who is the Princess of Friendship: '''Your mom?'''"'' |
| 384 | -->-- '''Twilight Sparkle''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS8E12MarksForEffort Marks for Effort]]" |
| 385 | |
| 386 | ->'''Luke Skywalker:''' Your overconfidence is your weakness.\ |
| 387 | '''Emperor Palpatine:''' Your faith in your friends is ''yours.''\ |
| 388 | '''Luke (under breath as Palpatine starts walking away):''' Heh, faith in your mama...\ |
| 389 | '''Palpatine:''' ''(turns around)'' What was that?\ |
| 390 | '''Luke (out-loud):''' I said, "Your mama's so fat, Jabba the Hutt said, 'DAAAAAAAMN!'"\ |
| 391 | '''Palpatine:''' Well, your mother's so ugly, she put the "Ugh" in "Ugnaught"!\ |
| 392 | '''Darth Vader:''' Oh, "Yo Mama" fight! |
| 393 | -->-- ''Franchise/StarWars WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'' |
| 394 | |
| 395 | ->''"Your Mom has bad science."'' |
| 396 | -->-- '''Doyle Blackwell''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSecretSaturdays'' |
| 397 | |
| 398 | ->'''Greeley Elementary Principal:''' A twenty-minute song and dance number with forty seven "Yo momma so poor" jokes directed at Jacob Hallery, which ended in a finale with fireworks.\ |
| 399 | '''Cartman:''' [[BlatantLies I was just teasing.]] |
| 400 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', "[[Recap/SouthParkS15E14ThePoorKid The Poor Kid]]" |
| 401 | |
| 402 | ->''"Who is this? 'Joe Mama?'"'' |
| 403 | -->-- '''[=SpongeBob=]''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS3E19TheSpongeWhoCouldFly The Sponge Who Could Fly]]" |
| 404 | |
| 405 | ->''"The one who is called your mother wears the boots that are made for combat!"'' |
| 406 | -->-- '''Donatello''', ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012'' |
| 407 | |
| 408 | [[/folder]] |
| 409 | |
| 410 | [[folder:Miscellaneous]] |
| 411 | ->'''Colin:''' Am I the only one who doesn't find the "your mom" business funny, by the way?\ |
| 412 | '''Colin:''' as a parody of poor insults it might have been funny\ |
| 413 | '''Colin:''' three years ago\ |
| 414 | '''Colin:''' but you have been doing it for literally years now :P\ |
| 415 | '''Asimir:''' I've been doing your mom for literally years now |
| 416 | -->-- '''qdb.us''' |
| 417 | |
| 418 | ->''"I don't go after other people's mothers, but my own was quite enough to attack."'' |
| 419 | -->-- '''Creator/GoreVidal''' |
| 420 | [[/folder]] |
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