Line #18 Quotes/YouGetMeCoffee

Context Quotes / YouGetMeCoffee

Go To


1	->''If you're hiding out with me in a rafter, and I say 'Coffee run', I don't want to hear 'What?!'. Actually, I don't want to hear anything, but I want to know that you're scampering away in perfect silence to go get that coffee order. And it better be right! 'Excuse me? Did I say I wanted double cream in my latte? Kyah!''
2	-->-- '''The Ninja''', ''WebVideo/AskANinja: Ninternships''
3
4	->"My talents go beyond asking if he wants chocolate chip or oatmeal."
5	-->-- '''Ivy''', ''{{Series/Dollhouse}}''
6
7	->'''Doctor:''' Clara, could you fetch me the dead [alien]?\
8	'''Clara:''' Maybe I could fetch you a cup of tea while I'm at it.\
9	'''Doctor:''' Ooh. Yes, and a punch in the face, too.\
10	'''Clara:''' My very next suggestion.
11	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Last Christmas"
12
13	->'''Gabe:''' Myra, Marshall, I may need your help for this.\
14	'''Hank:''' What about us?\
15	'''Gabe:''' Henry, I would like you to guard the mouth of this cave with that shotgun of yours.\
16	'''Hank:''' You can count on me!\
17	'''Eustace:''' And me?\
18	'''Gabe:''' You... ''[[{{beat}} thinks for a moment]]'' ...can hold my coat.
19	-->-- ''Webcomic/SkinDeep''
20
21	->''[Pearl, Marina, and Agent 8 are formulating their battle plan]''\
22	'''Cap'n Cuttlefish:''' And... what about me?\
23	'''Marina:''' You can... uh... be the hype man.\
24	'''Cap'n Cuttlefish:''' You got it! World about to blow -- SQUIDBEAK, LET'S GO!
25	-->-- ''VideoGame/Splatoon2: Octo Expansion''
26
27	->'''Senior Scientist:''' Listen, I'm only going to explain this to you one more time. If you have a question that isn't ''my'' problem, it's ''yours''.\
28	'''Junior Scientist:''' Right.\
29	'''Senior Scientist:''' And if ''I'' have a question?\
30	'''Junior Scientist:''' It isn't my problem?\
31	'''Senior Scientist:''' ''Au contraire!'' It is still, very much so, ''your'' problem. Now, do we have a problem?\
32	'''Junior Scientist:''' No!\
33	'''Senior Scientist:''' ''Really?'' ...I don't see a cup of coffee with two sugars and no cream in my hand, do you?\
34	'''Junior Scientist:''' ...No?\
35	'''Senior Scientist:''' Well, that looks like a problem to ''me''.
36	-->-- ''VideoGame/BlackMesa''

Context Quotes / YouGetMeCoffee