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1->''"[[LampshadeHanging There'd better not be a bunch of your friends behind us, because that's one of the oldest gags in the book!]]"''
2-->-- '''Joe''', ''Webcomic/TwoEvilScientists''
3
4->''"[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck the Pope!]] How many divisions has he got?"''
5-->-- '''UsefulNotes/JosefStalin''' (to Pierre Laval, when urged to tolerate Catholicism to appease UsefulNotes/ThePope)
6
7->'''Director:''' I was not asking. If you do not return Player to me, I will come and take him by force.\
8'''Chet:''' Whatever bitch, how do you plan on doing that?\
9'''Director:''' With the army standing right outside your door.\
10'''Chet:''' Aw, fuck!
11-->-- ''WebAnimation/TheLeetWorld''
12
13->'''[[NoNameGiven Green-haired girl]]''': Hi, sorry about that. Can I have the frisbee back?\
14'''Man''': NO.\
15'''Green-haired girl''': Why not?\
16'''Man''': Kids who can't control their toys shouldn't be playing with them.\
17'''Green-haired girl''': minus, he won't give me the frisbee back.\
18'''Man''': Why are you telling her for? [[TemptingFate Do you think your little friend will be able to take it from me?]] You and what army, kid?\
19''[minus makes an army appear with [[RealityWarper her powers]]. The man sheepishly returns the Frisbee.]''\
20'''minus''': hee hee hee hee hee~ HA HA HA HA HA HA\
21[...]\
22'''Man''': Huh? Um... well here's your frisbee kid. Sorry my... head got in the way again.\
23'''minus''': Ask me if you think I can take it from you and then say, "you and what army" again!\
24'''Man''': What? No, listen, take your stupid frisbee and stay the hell away from me alright?
25-->-- ''Webcomic/{{minus}}'', strip 98 (pictured on the main page)
26
27->'''EvilChancellor:''' Seize the rebels!\
28'''[[WorldsStrongestMan Jack Rakan]]:''' You really think you've got the forces for that?\
29'''Chancellor:''' Do I have the necessary forces? {{You fool}}. The guards for this event are more numerous than those you see here. There are two entire fleets stationed over a surrounding area of tens of kilometres, not to mention elite troops numbering over three thousand. You may be powerful, but even you cannot...\
30''[Ala Rubra powers up]''\
31'''Jack Rakan:''' Like I said. Are you seriously telling me you think that's gonna be enough? ''*cracks knuckles*''\
32'''Chancellor:''' [[OhCrap Wh... What?!]]\
33''[Ala Rubra starts small-scale war]''
34-->-- ''Manga/NegimaMagisterNegiMagi''
35
36->'''Chris''': Dad, I tried to go to school but this guy won't let me.\
37'''Peter''': Oh yeah? Him and what army?\
38'''Chris''': The U.S. Army.\
39'''Peter:''' Oh, that's a good army.
40-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''
41
42->'''Angelica:''' You and what army?\
43'''Suzie:''' ''[raises her arm]'' Me and THIS arm-y!
44--> ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}''
45
46->'''Messenger:''' He's marching south.\
47'''[=NiVom=]:''' Into Hypatia? He and what army?\
48'''Messenger:''' That's just it, my Tyr. Ours.
49-->-- ''Literature/AgeOfFire''
50
51->'''Ben''': Oh yeah? You and what army?\
52'''Caster''': ''[chuckling]'' Why, this one. ''[summons her skeleton minions]''\
53'''Ben''': I really have to stop jinxing myself.
54-->-- ''Fanfic/FateStayNightUltimateMaster''
55
56->'''Bully''': You and what army?\
57'''Daniel''': Who needs an army?
58-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheKarateKid''
59
60->'''[[ComicBook/TheMightyThor Thor]]:''' [[IsThatTheBestYouCanDo IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?!]]\
61''[Hundreds of Ultron drones swarm the Avengers]''\
62'''[[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica Steve Rogers]]:''' [[YouJustHadToSayIt You had to ask...]]\
63'''ComicBook/{{Ultron}}:''' ''This'' is the best I can do.
64-->-- ''Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron''
65
66->'''Locus''': Surrender now and I promise only to kill the mercenary.\
67'''Grif''': Oh yeah? You and what army?\
68'''Locus''': ''[as Fed soldiers uncloak behind him]'' The Federal Army of Chrous.\
69'''Grif''': Well, I guess I walked right into that one.
70-->-- ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue'', Season 11, Episode 17 "Ready...Aim..."
71
72->'''Tucker''': Yeah. You and what army?\
73'''Temple''': So glad you asked.\
74'''Surge''': Reds assemble! Blues deploy!\
75[trumpets play as the Zealots enter]\
76'''Simmons''': God damn it. Every time we say that they always end up having an army!
77-->-- ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue'', [[WebAnimation/RedVsBlueTheShisnoTrilogy Season 15]], Episode 14 "True Colors"
78
79->''"I was hoping you'd ask me that!"''
80-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/XiaolinShowdown Jack Spicer]]''', responding to this question with an army of monkeys
81
82->'''Soldier:''' By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to... ''[starts shrinking back as Shrek looms]'' place you both under arrest, and... ''[whimpering]'' transport you to a designated resettlement facility?\
83'''Shrek:''' Oh, really? You and what army?\
84''(Soldier turns to see his entire squad of knights has bailed)''
85-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Shrek1''
86
87->'''Klumph:''' Surrender yourself now, and we won't have to sneak up there!\
88'''Diddy:''' Oh, yeah? Ahahahaha! You and what army?\
89''[Kritters cock their firearms inside their barrels]''\
90'''Diddy:''' The army of misfit barrels. ''(to Baby DK)'' I told you they weren't just a nightmare!
91-->-- '''WebVideo/UncleAl''''s ''Donkey Kong Country Abridged''
92
93->'''Sasha:''' Ha! Some [[FourStarBadass general]] you are. Where's your army?\
94'''Yunan:''' I had an army once...\
95(Yunan proceeds to cut a bunch of mannequins and trees in the forest.)\
96'''Yunan:''' [[OneManArmy ...they slowed me down.]]\
97'''Sasha:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Okay... we're leaving now!]]
98-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Amphibia}}'', [[Recap/AmphibiaS2E08Toadcatcher S2E8 "Toadcatcher"]]
99
100->'''Cab Driver:''' That'll be thirteen-fifty, boys.\
101'''Nick:''' I thought the captain paid for this in advance?\
102'''Cab Driver:''' What, you think I look like a limo service?\
103'''Nick:''' You wanna know what I think you look like? I think you look like a big, fat pushover.\
104'''Cab Driver:''' You think you can take me? You and whose army?\
105'''Shep:''' Captain Tagon's army. We're space mercenaries. ''[presents business card]'' Here's our card.\
106'''Cab Driver:''' You see, that's why I always asks about these things. Yer pre-paid boys. Out you go!
107-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-10-24 Tuesday October 24th 2000]]
108
109->'''Plankton:''' Give me the secret formula or I'll destroy the Krusty Krab!\
110'''Mr. Krabs:''' Ah, you and what army, bug?!\
111'''Plankton:''' What army? ''What army?'' Look around ya, Krabs! (''zoom out to Plankton's relatives surrounding the Krusty Krab'')\
112'''Mr. Krabs:''' ...ya planted grass?\
113'''Plankton:''' ''Grass?!'' (''laughs evilly; the others follow suit'')\
114'''Mr. Krabs:''' [[OhCrap ...uh-oh.]]
115-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', [[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS3E18MissingIdentityPlanktonsArmy "Plankton's Army"]]
116
117->'''Loki:''' I have an army.\
118'''Tony Stark:''' We have a Hulk.
119-->-- ''Film/TheAvengers2012''

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