Line #4 Quotes/YetAnotherStupidDeath


1	[[AC:Video Games]]
2	->''"This dimension cuts like a knife\
3	''(You are dead, dead, dead...)''\
4	What a pitiful waste of a human life\
5	''([[HaveANiceDeath You are dead, dead, dead...]])"
6	-->-- ''VideoGame/TotalDistortion''
7
8	->''"Oh, it's you again. You died so carelessly..."''
9	-->-- '''Charon the GameOverMan''', ''VideoGame/ShinMegamiTenseiIV''
10
11	->''"Ooh, ow, so you got burned down to a crisp out there, standing in magma, right? I know you've got your burning feet and all, but standing in magma, why, I'm not so sure that's a good idea!"''
12	-->-- '''Hypnos''', ''VideoGame/{{Hades}}''
13
14	->(own Pokémon) ''used Explosion!'' \
15	(trainer) ''is out of usable Pokémon!''
16	-->-- ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}''
17
18	->''YOU JUMPED INTO A SWORD. YOU RETARD/DUMBASS!''
19	-->-- '''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaI The Old Man]]''', ''VideoGame/IWannaBeTheGuy''
20
21	->''"I consider it a dignified death... Not really. It was actually quite pathetic."''
22	-->-- One of '''Pigpatch''''s HaveANiceDeath quotes, ''VideoGame/UltimateCustomNight''
23
24	->''Oops! You tried something really incredibly stupid.''
25	-->-- ''VideoGame/FreddyPharkasFrontierPharmacist''
26
27	->''"Excuse me, could you lend me a hand? You see, I'm nearly safe, but I thought I'd do something truly foolish instead and get myself killed."''
28	-->-- '''Myth/RobinHood''' tries talking to the monastery guards, ''VideoGame/ConquestsOfTheLongbow''
29
30	[[AC:Web Animation]]
31	->"So I'd run out of [[VideoGameLives lives]] and the game would get very fucking ''cute'' and say, 'Would you like to play the level with an additional life in return for taking [[EasyModeMockery half-points]]?' ''Firstly'', Feet of Strange Roar, why didn't you tell me that was an option ''before'' I went out and embarassed myself? And two: Save your charity for fucking tax season! I know myself, and I know what would happen if I had one [[OneUp extra life]]: I'd get overconfident and swiftly lose it by doing something stupid, like falling off a ledge or forgetting to breathe."
32	-->-- '''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''' on ''VideoGame/StreetsOfRage 4''
33
34	->"Now, I never reviewed ''Dark Souls'', because other titles were out and my playtime was limited — and every time I sat down to it, it was like [[RakeTake walking into a dark shed full of rakes]], immediately treading on one and getting '''BLAT!'''-ered in the face. Other people with more time on their hands started telling me it was the greatest thing since tummy rubs, so I'd go back in the shed thinking, 'Well, maybe there was just the ''one'' rake', before '''BLAT!''' in the face again. So I left it for awhile, but this week, with plenty of free time in my schedule I thought to myself, 'Last chance, I'll just keep tanking the rakes and maybe I'll somehow become [[TooKinkyToTorture really psychotically into being rake-faced]] just in time to be prepared for the sequel.'"
35	-->-- '''Zero Punctuation''' on ''VideoGame/DarkSouls''
36
37	[[AC:Web Original]]
38	->''"What the fuck just happened? ''(Happened)''\
39	Great now I’m stuck here on the ice!\
40	And my coat’s fucking gone ''(it’s gone, it’s gone, it’s gone)''\
41	Fucking dammit, I just froze to death"''
42	-->-- A ''VideoGame/NancyDrew'' [[http://conversingwithturnips.tumblr.com/post/67206475418/sleuths-a-k-a-royals-re-written-for-the-clue-crew filk]] [[note]]Sung ToTheTuneOf "Royals" by Music/{{Lorde}} [[/note]]
43
44	->''"Skippy sank in lava, Corwin turned to slime,\
45	They could both see what was coming but they couldn't pray in time.\
46	Pinky fought a soldier ant that crawled out of his backpack\
47	They were all in love with dyin', they were doing it in ''VideoGame/NetHack''.\
48	Bertha swung Mjollnir like a Valkyrie in the rain,\
49	Then she lost her mind in Sokoban; a flayer ate her brain.\
50	They were all in love with dyin', usin' every keyboard function,\
51	As they tried to find the Amulet, somewhere in the dungeon."''
52	-->-- First verse of a ''[=NetHack=]'' [[http://partiallyclips.com/filk/nethack/ filk]] by '''Rob Balder'''
53
54	[[AC:Web Video]]
55	->''"Fuck you, Bullet Bill! For shuffling me off this fuckin' mortal coil, ya cock!"''
56	-->-- LetsPlay of ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in6RZzdGki8 Super Mario Brothers 85]]''
57
58	->''"You wanna play shit? This is your ''grandfather's'' shit.\
59	''[Gets run over by a herd of pigs, dies]''\
60	...w-w-'''''WHAT HAPPENED?!''''' ''[scoffs]'' Only on Atari!"''
61	-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''{{Film/Porkys}}'' for Platform/Atari2600
62
63	->''"''[boom]''\
64	''Bullshit!!'' '''''DYNAMITE?''''' Lady, you have fucking gremlins with ''dynamite'' in your basement! Aw, that's just great. The Avatar, the slayer of [[VideoGame/UltimaIII Exodus]], is one-hit by [[TheGoomba a gremlin]]. Fuck you...\
65	''[chomp]''\
66	''Bullshit!!'' Aw, that was bullshit! The '''fuck''' was that? —oh, it's a spider, yeah, good. The Avatar is dead and the world is now doomed [[DeathByFallingOver because of a spider.]]"''
67	-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''VideoGame/UltimaVII'' (SNES)
68
69	[[AC:Webcomics]]
70	->'''Ruby:''' I'm sorry, Sawyer[[note]]Pidgeotto[[/note]]!\
71	'''Sawyer:''' You could have switched.\
72	'''Ruby:''' Oh, COME ON! You know you can't switch out of Dugtrio's Arena Trap ability!\
73	'''Sawyer:''' It doesn't ''work'' on flying types!\
74	'''Ruby:''' [[OhCrap Oh...]] [[ForgotICouldFly I guess I forgot.]]
75	-->-- ''WebComic/NuzlockeComics'', after Juliet the Spearow's death
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