Line #29 Quotes/WouldHitAGirl


1	->'''Batman:''' Man or woman, a sick mind is capable of anything. \
2	'''Poison Ivy:''' A very enlightened statement, Batman. We'll carve it on your headstone.
3	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'', "[[Recap/BatmanTheAnimatedSeriesE56HarleyAndIvy Harley and Ivy]]"
4
5	->''"Guess there's no sex discrimination here..."''
6	-->-- '''Leon Kennedy''' (upon finding a woman with a pitchfork impaled through her face), ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4''
7
8	->''"So, it's ladies first, is it? That's fine with me! Now don't expect me to go easy on you! I fight to win!"''
9	-->-- '''Vegeta''', to Android 18, ''Anime/DragonBallZ''
10
11	->Sorry, but it doesn't matter if you're a woman or even a [[WouldHurtAChild child.]] I don't go easy on anybody who hurts my comrades.
12	-->-- '''Gray Fullbuster''', ''Manga/FairyTail''
13
14	->''"I am an advocate of true gender equality. A guy who has no problem with doling out a drop kick to a female opponent. Don't think I'll go easy on you!"''
15	-->-- '''Kazuma''', ''Literature/{{Konosuba}}''
16
17	->''"You're dealing with an equal-opportunity villain, hedgehog. Grab the female!"''
18	-->-- '''Dr. Ivo Robotnik''', ''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog'', "Blank-Headed Eagle"
19
20	->'''Leviathan''': What kind of man attacks a lady from behind without warning?\
21	'''Ashura''': [[PreAsskickingOneLiner An equal opportunistic one!]]
22	-->-- ''Webcomic/TwoEvilScientists''
23
24	->'''Alphonse:''' You won't really beat up that girl will you?\
25	'''Edward:''' I'M NOT SEXIST!
26	-->-- ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist''
27
28	->''"Expect no chivalry here, woman!"''
29	-->-- '''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyI Garland]]''', ''VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasy''
30
31	->''"[[WouldntHitAGirl I hate to hit a lady]], but I guess I will!"''
32	-->-- '''John Marston''', depending on how you play as him in ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption''
33
34	->''"[[WouldntHitAGirl I don't hit women]]... [[FemmeFatale but in your case]]... I'll make an exception."''
35	-->-- '''Franchise/IndianaJones''', ''VideoGame/IndianaJonesAndTheEmperorsTomb''
36
37	->'''Ms. Manface:''' You wouldn't hit a lady, would you?\
38	'''Batman:''' The hammer of justice is unisex.\
39	'''''[[WrittenSoundEffect [POW!] ]]'''''
40	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold'', "Night of the Huntress!"
41
42	->'''Female Xilien''': [[SmugSnake You'd hit a woman]]?\
43	''[Colonel Gordon looks back at his fist and opens it.]''\
44	'''Gordon''': [[Awesome/{{Godzilla}} Yeah]].\
45	''[breaks the Xilien's Neck [[TapOnTheHead with a chop]].]''\
46	'''Gordon''': Sorry, Sweetheart.
47	-->-- ''Film/GodzillaFinalWars''
48
49	->'''Magpie''': Hey! You hit a girl!\
50	'''Batman''': No, I hit a criminal.
51	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BewareTheBatman''
52
53	->''[Lois punches Peter in the face]''\
54	'''Peter''' You-you just hit me?\
55	'''Lois''': ''[smugly]'' That's right!\
56	''[Peter punches Lois in the face and knocks her down]''\
57	'''Lois''': You can't hit me! I'm a girl!\
58	'''Peter''': Sometimes I wonder.
59	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''
60
61	->''"Formerly God Vishnu himself killed Kyathi, the wife of Brignu, who harboured the asuras fleeing his wrath, when she refused to yield them. Mandorai, a woman bent on destroying all the worlds, was vanquished by Indra and he earned the gratitude of humanity. These are but two instances. A woman of demoniac tendencies loses all consideration to be treated as a woman."''
62	-->-- '''Viswamithra''', ''Literature/{{Ramayana}}''
63
64	->'''Ten Of Spades''': You wouldn't hit a girl, would you?\
65	'''ComicBook/BoosterGold''': Well, um, you see, it's, um, like this. [BOPP] Where I come from, equality of the sexes is a given, so we can hit anyone.\
66	'''Ten''': Oh... thank you so much... for explaining...
67	-->-- ''ComicBook/JusticeLeague'' Vol 2, issue 4
68
69	->'''Kristin Gilles''': Who the hell are you?!\
70	'''Methos''': A man born ''long'' before the age of chivalry.
71	-->-- ''Series/{{Highlander}}''
72
73	->'''[[spoiler:Elektra King]]''': You wouldn't kill me. You'd miss me.\
74	'''Film/JamesBond''': ''bang'' [[BondOneLiner I never miss.]]
75	-->-- ''Film/TheWorldIsNotEnough''
76
77	->'''Rouge''': What are you babbling about? You call yourself a hunter? Attacking a lady? Shame on you!\
78	'''Knuckles''': What kind of lady [[ClassyCatBurglar goes around stealing gems anyway]]?!
79	-->-- ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure2''
80
81	->''"Ladies, don't just stand there and watch! After all, I'm an equal-opportunity murderer."''
82	-->-- '''Rouran''', ''Anime/EtoRangers''
83
84	->'''Platinum Priestess:''' We only really need to kill ''her.''\
85	'''Annihilator:''' But she's just a girl!\
86	'''[[LadyOfBlackMagic Platinum Priestess]]:''' [[TheDreaded I]] was "just a girl" once.
87	-->-- ''Webcomic/TheYoungProtectors''
88
89	->''"I'm not afraid to push a girl into [[SeriousBusiness make believe lava]]! In fact, it's been my primary strategy."''
90	-->-- '''Professor Duncan''', ''Series/{{Community}}''
91
92	->''"There was a time when I wouldn't sully my hands with the pedestrian art of fisticuffs. Striking a woman-- worse, a girl-- reduces me to the level of some thug-- a hooligan-- on the street. Then, I see that "S" that [[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} you]] so brazenly decided to wear on your less than impressive chest. And I can almost forgive myself."''
93	-->-- '''ComicBook/LexLuthor''', ''ComicBook/Supergirl2005'', ''ComicBook/GirlPower''
94
95	->''"I know it's not very classy for a guy to a clobber a girl, but whoever said I was classy?"''
96	-->-- '''Shikamaru Nara''', ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''
97
98	->''"Now, I don't think a man should ''EVER'' hit a woman! ...Until the fifth time she's cracked him in the face. So I smack her. Open handed! And I regret it... ''[[BaitAndSwitch Because it wasn't as hard as I could've, man!]]''"''
99	-->-- '''Creator/ChristopherTitus''', Love is Evol
100
101	->''"My arm will never falter\
102	at the cries of women!\
103	Woe betide those [[FemmeFatale Delilahs]]\
104	who damn their own souls!\
105	[[HeManWomanHater We'll break their infernal charms]]\
106	with the blade of the sword!"''
107	-->-- '''Marcel''', ''Theatre/LesHuguenots''
108
109	->''"I'm all for gender equality. .....if someone's a waste of space, I'll smack 'em no matter who they are."''
110	-->-- '''Willard H. Wright''', ''VisualNovel/UminekoWhenTheyCry''
111
112	-> ''"Call myself a gentleman, I'd never hit a lady\
113	[[VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder General Engel]] doesn’t count\
114	That bitch is fucking crazy!"''
115	-->-- '''Music/JTMusic''', ''Terror Billy''
116
117	-> ''"I should warn you, kid, I'm not too chivalrous to '''hit a girl. In the face. With a sword.'''"''
118	-->-- '''Tomato''', ''Webcomic/CucumberQuest'', [[http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/cq/page-46/ page 46]]
119
120	-> ''"My, my, I'm surprised at you, Superman... I always thought you were a gentleman! After all, just because I'm from Krypton and invulnerable like you— that's still no excuse to hit a woman!"''
121	-->-- '''Faora Hu-Ul''', ''ComicBook/TheGreatPhantomPeril''
122
123	-> ''"As long as individuals stand on the battlefield with a will to fight, they are no longer women, children or even men. Only equal fighters. There's no reason for them to hold back and neither do you."''
124	-->-- '''Evangeline A.K. [=MacDowell=]''', ''Manga/NegimaMagisterNegiMagi''
125
126	->'''Madame Lorraine''': You wouldn't hit a lady!\
127	'''Jonah Hex''': You ain't no lady.
128	-->--''WesternAnimation/DCShowcaseJonahHex''
129
130	-> "''As you see - I have no scruples about hitting a woman - even your dear old mother... And I'll'' '''do it again,''' ''if I'' '''must''' ''- but I must admit, sir, my'' '''heart''' ''wouldn't be in it.'' '''Motherhood''' ''and all that - Ah, but I'' '''can''' ''cut the throat of this young lady, sir.'' '''That''' ''I can do - as'' '''easy as pie.'''"
131	-->-- '''[[https://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110413 Oublenmach]]''' - ''Webcomic/GirlGenius''
132
133	->''"I believe it's ungentlemanly to hurt a woman, but since the fate of the world hangs in the balance, I'm going to bend the rules. Now tell me who's behind this, or so help me you'll never breathe again."''
134	-->-- '''Duke of Oxford''', ''Film/TheKingsMan''
135
136	->''"I don't care if she's a girl or a baby or somebody's grandmother. I'll still knock her out."''
137	-->-- '''Yusuke Urameshi''', ''Manga/YuYuHakusho''
138
139	->''"I don't hit women. I'd never hit a woman, Chloë! I hit a woman who was trying to hit me with a bottle! That's different, that's self defense, isn't it? Or a woman who did karate. I'd never hit a woman generally, Chloë. Don't think that. God, you're pretty."''
140	-->-- '''Ray''', ''Film/InBruges''
141
142	->''"I bar hitting women, [[ItAmusedMe except for fun]]."''
143	-->-- '''[[Literature/{{Flashman}} Harry Paget Flashman]]''', ''Flashman and the Dragon''.
144
145	->'''John Shaft Jr.''': You can't beat up a woman!\
146	'''John Shaft II''': Why not?\
147	'''John Shaft Jr.''': Because she's a woman! That's like, misogynistic!\
148	'''John Shaft II''': You're the one being misogynistic, I ain't mention her gender! You the one bringing up her being a woman and shit. I don't give a fuck about her gender.\
149	'''John Shaft Jr.''': Okay\
150	'''John Shaft II''': I'm an equal-opportunity ass-whooper!
151	-->-- ''Film/Shaft2019''
152
153	->''[Mafia member Vinny shoots a policewoman while fellow mobster Louie watches]''\
154	'''Louie:''' [[EveryoneHasStandards Jesus, Vinny. You just iced a woman, you know that?]]\
155	'''Vinny:''' You know what you are, Louie? You're a fuckin' male chauvinist pig.\
156	'''Louie:''' What do you mean, I'm a male chauvinist pig? You just shot a broad.\
157	'''Vinny:''' A cop. I just shot a cop. [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor They wanna be equal? I made her equal.]]
158	-->-- ''Film/GhostDogTheWayOfTheSamurai''
159
160	->''"That's right, I'm not afraid to hit a girl! [[ScrewTheRulesImFamous I'm a rock star, losers!]]"''
161	-->-- '''Todd Ingram''' just after tossing Envy, ''[[ComicBook/ScottPilgrim Scott Pilgrim & the Infinite Sadness]]''
162
163	->''"Equal rights, equal fights."''
164	-->-- '''Anonymous'''
165
166	-> ''"I only lay a hand on a woman if she lays hers on a [[WouldHurtAChild child.]]"''
167	-->-- '''Jack''', ''Anime/YuGiOh5Ds''
168
169	->''"You got a smart mouth, but it's gonna to be down a couple teeth in a sec. Now, I'm about to get all kinds of unchivalrous."''
170	-->--'''Juzo Sakakura''', ''Anime/Danganronpa3TheEndOfHopesPeakHighSchool'', "[[Recap/ChisaYukizomeDoesntSmile Chisa Yukizome Doesn't Smile]]"
171
172	-> ''"Why is it that chicks think it's okay to hit me, but if I lay a SINGLE FINGER on them, suddenly it's a whole other thing?"''
173	-->--'''Damon''', ''VideoGame/LifeIsStrangeBeforeTheStorm''

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