Line #4 Quotes/WhyFandomCantHaveNiceThings


1	!!Creators
2	->"Are we sure we wanna do this one? Fine, we'll do it, but we're turning off the comments. You did this to yourself, Internet."
3	-->-- '''WebVideo/HonestTrailers''', preempting an inevitable FlameWar before reviewing ''Film/{{Ghostbusters 2016}}''
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5	->''"Creator/GeorgeRRMartin is not your bitch."''
6	-->--'''Creator/NeilGaiman''' admonishes impatient ''[[Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire ASoIaF]]'' fans
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8	->''Please stop debating about whether[=OR=] not ''[eye]'' aged well.unfortunately it hurts all[=3=] of my feelings.[=My=] BODY hasnt aged as well as I have.Blow us ''[bulls-eye hand gesture imitating tiny penis]
9	-->--'''[[Creator/CarrieFisher Carrie Fisher]]''' would like you to shut up , December 2015 [[https://twitter.com/carrieffisher/status/681738143075176448 tweet]]
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11	->''One day I was met by a delegation of {{Trekkie}}s at my front door and when I asked them what they were doing here, they reminded me I had said to them 'I hope to see you again someday soon'. They only understood what I meant after I ran to get my shotgun... Unfortunately, they were gone by the time I locked and loaded.''
12	-->--'''[[http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1zn4rq/ Robert Beltran]]'''
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14	->"There is nothing original or funny or cool about throwing a pizza on this lady’s roof. It’s just not funny, it’s been done before. You are not the first. We love our fans; I don’t love those fans. I don’t even consider them fans, I consider them jagoffs."
15	-->--'''Vince Gilligan''' on the [[Series/BreakingBad New Mexico pizza roof house]]
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17	->''im done. ''VideoGame/{{FEZ}} II'' is canceled. goodbye. [[https://twitter.com/PHIL_FISH/status/361181081820598272]]\
18	to be clear, im not cancelling ''FEZ II'' because some boorish fuck said something stupid, im doing it to get out of games. [[https://twitter.com/PHIL_FISH/status/361242639938498560]] \
19	and im getting out of games because [[ArtistDisillusionment i choose not to put up with this abuse anymore]].''
20	-->--'''Phil Fish''' [[https://twitter.com/PHIL_FISH/status/361242952263151616 tweet]]
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22	->''The irony of this is that when we ''were'' posting weekly screenshots, people were complaining that it wasn't enough and demanded videos. When we provided a video they demanded gameplay information. The reality is that no matter what we provide, people will always want more, and this thread will run on regardless, with those people who are inclined to do so getting irate and impatient. Again, we know people ''want'' more information, but despite what some of those may people think, doing what they want isn't always the right course of action when the bigger picture is taken into account.''
23	--> -- [[http://forum.egosoft.com/viewtopic.php?p=4027277#4027277 Egosoft calls fans out on their whining]]
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25	->''We get death threats for adjusting sniper rifle firing time''
26	-->--[[http://np.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2k635a/request_from_a_game_developer_you_are_not_my/ halfrobo]], "Request From a Game Developer"
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28	->''Speaking about why he decided to head the latest ''[[VideoGame/MetalGear MGS]]'' game, [[Creator/HideoKojima Kojima]] revealed that he received a number of death threats after announcing that he would be less involved in the project. 'The staff heard about this and got very nervous,' said Kojima. 'We talk today as if it was a joke, but at the time, it was not a joke at all. It was serious.''
29	-->--'''''CVG''''', Nov. 2005
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31	->''Now what's going to happen? You'll probably start seeing game data files becoming encrypted and the open door on assets getting slammed shut just to keep modders from financially screwing the company they should be helping. And the day a game company's file encryption is hacked to add porn and the case goes to the ESRB for review -- that's when we'll see how well game companies are protected from these antics and what the courts will rule. Hopefully it'll be on the developer's side.''
32	-->-- '''Creator/JohnRomero''', on the controversy that ensued with explicit content that was previously hidden in ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion''
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34	->''At an infamous show at New York's Felt Forum, in 1988, the group's fans went wild, tearing seats apart and getting into fights with security guards. The band's lead singer, Tom Araya, tried to calm the crowd down, but after a few songs, the Forum's management ejected {{Music/Slayer}} from the stage. "Thanks a lot, assholes," Araya told the crowd. "You fucked this up for yourselves."''
35	-->-- '''Mikal Gilmore''', [[https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/heavy-metal-thunder-slayer-megadeth-and-anthrax-185010/ "Heavy Metal Thunder: Slayer, Megadeth And Anthrax Storm America"]], ''Magazine/RollingStone'', July 11, 1991
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37	->''Unfortunately, after the release of this video some of my viewers tracked down the author's socials and harassed her to the point that she felt the need to issue an apology for writing the books, and suggested that she may remove them from the marketplace. I'm not sure if she has yet, but she is uncomfortable with the attention and I'm not going to review a book that was taken off the market. ''\
38	''I had thought it went without saying, but this is why, in subsequent videos, I've specifically asked people not to harass authors. I see a lot of people leave Amazon reviews on books as soon as I drop videos on them, clearly not having read it themselves, and I don't know what they're getting out of that. The 2nd book was much longer and more unique and I was excited to cover it, but this is why we can't have nice things.''
39	-->-- WebVideo/JennyNicholson in a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRD-CX9Uzwo pinned comment]] on her ''Insanity'' fanfic review video and her abandoned SequelHook for the fanfic's second book
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41	!!On creators
42	->''I know that some people on social media type ''“GET FUCKED IN YOUR POOP SLIT WITH A FLAMING CHAINSAW, YOU NASTY PIECE OF DRIED SLUG SHIT,”'' when they mean, ''“I disagree with you,”'' because they really want to get their point across, but damn. Death and rape threats over a comic book movie? Whenever somebody signs up for a new Website/{{Twitter}}, Website/{{Facebook}} or whatever account, a box containing weed and a bong should arrive on their doorstep.''
43	-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/05/06/feminists-didnt-chase-joss-whedon-off-of-twitter/#more-176799 Michael K.]]'''
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45	->''There is no easier thing to do as a sports fan than to sit back and play amateur capologist and blast a team for giving an athlete money. Why, you'd play for free!''
46	-->--'''[[http://www.gq.com/blogs/the-feed/2013/11/make-it-stop-the-worst-of-the-week-of-110813.html Drew Magary]]''', ''Make It Stop''
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48	->''I can't tell you how many times I have visited the Official [[VideoGame/UnrealTournament2003 UT2003]] forums and have seen subjects such as "Suggestions for next patch" or "List of necessary changes or the game will DIE!” I find it funny that these self-proclaimed 'game developer wonders' think that they know more than the guys that make a living out of this industry.''
49	-->--'''Zenny at [=BeyondUnreal=] Capture, [[http://replay.waybackmachine.org/20031229142432/http://capture.beyondunreal.com/onearticle.php?id=66 Be Like Baseball]]'''
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51	->"We can't use the Playroom as advertised because people are being dicks. We can't have a ''VideoGame/MightyNo9'' forum because people are being dicks. We can't like ''VideoGame/GoneHome'' because [[FanHater people will be dicks to you about it]]."
52	-->-- '''George Weidman''', 2013 in gaming.
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54	->''[[IgnoranceIsBliss I was happier not knowing this]], but it has become abundantly clear since 2015 that ''{{Franchise/Star Wars}}'' fandom is a wretched hive of scum and villainy—maybe the worst in all of sci-fi. The first hint came when [[VocalMinority a small but noxious minority]] lost their shit over the prospect of [[https://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/star-wars/11275974/Star-Wars-Oscar-Isaac-addresses-black-stormtrooper-controversy.html a black stormtrooper]], and it’s only gotten worse from there. I’m sure [[SilentMajority most]]'' Franchise/StarWars ''[[SilentMajority fans]], even of the tribal persuasion, aren’t Incels, Pepes, Red-Pillers, Info-Warriors, or tiki-torch Nazis, but ''HOLY SHIT, YOU GUYS!!!!'' Healthy, sane fan communities don’t [[https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-42250542 chase actresses off]] [[https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-44379473 of social media]] for getting icky girl cooties all over their favorite corporate-controlled intellectual property, alright?''
55	-->-- '''1000 Misspent Hours and Counting''''s [[http://www.1000misspenthours.com/reviews/reviewsn-z/soloastarwarsstory.htm review]] of ''{{Film/Solo}}''

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