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1-> ''"I heard [[Franchise/{{Batman}} you]] were crazy. I didn't think you were stupid."''
2-->-- '''Franchise/{{Superman}}''', ''[[Recap/SupermanTheAnimatedSeriesS2E16To18WorldsFinest World's Finest]]'' episode of ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries''
3
4-> ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis "What... an... idiot.]]''"
5-->-- '''Hermione Granger''', ''[[Film/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone]]''
6
7-> ''"What an AlmightyIdiot! Yep, that's what he is!"''
8-->-- '''Pokey Minch''', ''Videogame/EarthBound1994''
9
10-> ''"STUPID!!! YOU SO STUPID!!!"''
11-->-- '''Kuni''', ''Film/{{UHF}}''
12
13->''"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?!?!?"''
14-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Lois Griffin]]''', after Peter tried to shoot her a la ''Film/SchindlersList''
15
16->''"You [[LargeHam EEDIOT!]]"''
17-->-- '''Ren''', ''WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow''
18
19->''"Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing."''
20-->-- '''Zoe''', ''Series/{{Firefly}}''
21
22->''"You dumbass."''
23-->-- '''[[{{Irony}} Butthead]]''', ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead''
24
25->'''Jon:''' Ha ha! Do I feel stupid.\
26'''Garfield:''' That's because you '''are''' stupid.
27-->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}''
28
29->''"You see?'' You see?! ''Your stupid minds! Stupid!'' Stupid!!!''"''
30-->-- '''Eros''', ''Film/Plan9FromOuterSpace''
31
32->''"What '''''is''''' it with you kids these days?! Is it '''''hip''''' to be stupid nowadays?"''
33-->-- '''Bowser''', ''ComicBook/NintendoComicsSystem''
34
35->''"Uh-oh, retard alert! Retard alert, class!"''
36-->-- '''Garrison''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''
37
38->''"That's stupid! You're stupid! STOP BEING STUPID!"''
39-->-- '''Freeza''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
40
41->''"Are you daft?!"''
42-->-- '''Severa''', ''VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening''
43
44->''"Stupidity is frightening."''
45-->-- '''Heathcliff''', ''WesternAnimation/HeathcliffAndTheCatillacCats''
46
47->''"If stupidity is contagious, those guys should be quarantined!"''
48-->-- Riff Raff, ''WesternAnimation/HeathcliffAndTheCatillacCats''
49
50->''"Are you out of your little pony minds!?"''
51-->-- '''Trixie''' after Snips and Snails bring an Ursa to Ponyville, ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''
52
53->''"I am such a dork."''
54-->-- '''Jade''', ''WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures''
55
56-> ''"Pwa ha ha ha! [[Series/FamilyFeud Survey says]], you're an idiot!"''
57-->-- '''Strong Bad''', ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner''
58
59-> ''"Haven't you kids ever done something that made you look stupid? Oh, is that right? Well, FINE then!"''
60-->-- '''Wario''', ''VideoGame/WarioLand4'' instruction manual
61
62->''"[[YouFool YOU FOOL]]!"''
63-->-- '''Creator/GilbertGottfried''', ''Series/TheHollywoodSquares''
64
65->''"You went full retard, man. Never go full retard."''
66-->-- '''Kirk Lazarus''', ''Film/TropicThunder''
67
68->''"You foolish, stupid man."''
69-->-- '''Baka''', ''Film/TheTenCommandments1956''
70
71->''"You stupid, HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"''
72-->-- '''TV Announcer''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
73
74->''"Fool of a Took!"''
75-->-- '''Gandalf''', ''Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheFellowshipOfTheRing''
76
77->''"You really are an idiot."''
78-->-- '''Flowey''', ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}''
79
80->''"You're not just wrong, you're stupid!"''
81-->-- '''The Cat''', ''Film/TheCatInTheHat''
82
83->''"You stupid idiot!"''
84-->-- '''Mr. Frond''', ''WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers''
85
86->''"You're one retarded motherfucker, y'know that?"''
87-->-- '''Azurai''', ''Webcomic/SlightlyDamned''
88
89->'''Raditz:''' Attacking an opponent roughly 4 times your strength in a one on one battle: a cunning strategy! No...no no, not cunning. What's the opposite of that?\
90'''Piccolo:''' Retarded?\
91'''Raditz:''' That's it, thank you!
92-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', episode 2
93
94->''"YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER!"''
95-->-- '''Mark''', ''Webcomic/TheAnimeClub''
96
97->''"Are you a pack of imbeciles!?"''
98-->-- '''Naoto Shirogane''', ''VideoGame/Persona4''
99
100->''"Yeah, you stupid idiot moron boys! Grow a brain!"''
101-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Brutalmoose}}''', ''VideoGame/LivingBooks''
102
103-> ''"That king, although noone denies''\
104''"His heart was of abnormal size''\
105''"Yet he'd have acted otherwise''\
106''"If he had been acuter''"
107-->--'''Don Alhambra''', ''Theatre/TheGondoliers''
108
109->''"It's amazing how every time you open your mouth you prove you're an idiot!"''
110-->-- '''Vegeta''', ''Anime/DragonBallZ''
111
112->''"YOU IDIOT!"''
113-->-- '''Revolver Ocelot''', ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid''
114
115->''"You stupid fucking cunt! You idiot!"''
116-->-- '''Richard Roma''', ''Theatre/GlengarryGlenRoss''
117
118->''"You're hopelessly stupid."''
119-->-- '''Goku''', to '''Frieza''', ''VideoGame/DragonBallFighterZ''
120
121->''Yes. Our Inmate Workers apparently tried to gas [prison] Intake by pouring bleach down a drain full of ammonia.''\
122''Given the fact that at least one of the Usual Suspects involved can probably produce fourteen different varieties of Illicit Recreational Pharmaceuticals with $28 and 20 minutes free reign inside a Circle K, yet has spent several minutes staring in bumfuzzlement at the yellow-green gas drifting lazily through the kitchen says indictable things about the American Educational System ... but I digress.''
123-->-- '''The [=LawDog=] Files''', "Chemistry 101"
124
125->''It's a lucky thing for us he's a moron.''
126-->-- '''Natsumi Hinata''' about '' Sgt. Keroro'' in a nutshell, ''Anime/SgtFrog''
127
128->''"It would have been an easy job to dislodge his grip, knock him thousands of meters down into the pit, and end the life of another nuisance of a Jedi. Instead, Maul gloated. He contemptuously kicked Obi-Wan's lightsaber into the pit. He paced in front of the stricken Jedi, snarling. No doubt my apprentice wanted to savor the moment. Against all my teaching, he hesitated in order to revel in his triumph."''
129-->-- '''Darth Sidious''' on the final battle of ''Film/ThePhantomMenace'', ''[[http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Star_Wars_Episode_I_Journal:_Darth_Maul Star Wars Episode I Journal: Darth Maul]]''
130
131->''[[TooDumbToLive Even in death]], there's no cure for your stupidity.''
132-->-- '''Julieta Juris''' to '''Iok Kujan''' in a nutshell, ''Anime/MobileSuitGundamIronBloodedOrphans''
133
134->''"You guys are not so bright!"''
135-->-- '''One of the Frech Peas''' after a long awkward period of silence, ''[[WesternAnimation/VeggieTales The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill, and Came Down with All the Bananas]]''
136
137->''"*sigh* Idiot."''
138-->-- '''Roadhog''', ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}''
139
140->''"These characters are so fucking stupid to the point where they're not just completely unrelatable, they are so moronic that they cease to become even believable morons. They are more stupid than one could reasonably believe a stupid person would be."''
141-->-- '''WebVideo/YourMovieSucksDotOrg''', on ''Film/{{Unfriended}}''
142
143->"Otherwise, if you do not have the Key, she will actually kick you outside, even though you have an appointment with her, which I think is very strange. ''(in a high pitched voice)'' I'm locking the door now, come back later and I won't answer the door when you knock!"
144-->-- '''Caleb Simpson''' of [=ZeldaDungeon.net=] on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot-jIrmlCjw&t=2s an illogical NPC move]] in ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask''
145
146-> ''"Everyone in this story is a complete idiot that don't deserve to have a story centered on them!"''
147-->-- '''WebVideo/SomeCallMeJohnny''', on ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006''
148
149->''"It's funny, really. Twilight here was suspicious of my behavior all along. Too bad the rest of you were too caught up in your wedding planning to realize those suspicions were correct!"''
150-->-- '''Queen Chrysalis''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''
151
152->"YOU IDIOT!"
153-->-- ''Fanfic/ThisBites'', typically about [[IdiotHero Luffy]].
154
155->"'[[Music/MarvinGaye Mercy Mercy Me]]' was a song about ''the environment,'' you vapid eunuchs!"
156-->-- '''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''' on Charlie Puth and Meghan Trainor's "Marvin Gaye," ''The Top 10 Worst Hit Songs of 2015 (Part Two)''
157
158-> ''"''[sigh]'' When in the future will you become ''not'' stupid, Mike?"''
159-->-- '''Crow T. Robot''' to resident imbecile '''[[MikeNelsonDestroyerOfWorlds Mike]]''', ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' episode [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S08E21TimeChasers "Time Chasers"]]
160
161->'''Abed:''' You've reached the Necromancer's workshop. You see his bed, some bottles of goop, other necromancing crap... but no Necromancer. [...] You find a secret door. It's easy because it's already open. It leads to a ladder which leads straight down to another open door... at the back of the tower.\
162'''Hank:''' Aw, ''ma-'' ''[To Hickey]'' Way to go! He just got away!\
163'''Hickey:''' You can't just say he's gone! [[NoEnding You owe us an ending]]!\
164'''Abed:''' ... I owe you ''nothing''. I'm a [[GameMaster Dungeon Master]]. I create a boundless world and I bind it by rules. Too heavy for a bridge? It breaks. Get hit? Take damage. Spend an hour outside someone's front door fighting over who gets to kill him? ''[[VillainExitStageLeft He leaves through the back]].'' He's out there somewhere. You might find him -- if you get your crap together.
165-->-- ''Series/{{Community}}'', "Advanced Advanced Dungeons and Dragons"
166
167->''"You stupid ignorant son of a bitch dumb bastard! Jesus Christ, I've met some dumb bastards in my time, but you out-do them all!"''
168-->-- '''George Caldwell''', ''Film/SilverStreak''
169
170->'''Scottie:''' (After the band gets arrested for presenting fake tickets to a concert) "Guys, the tickets are not fake."\
171'''Drake:''' "Are you sure?"\
172'''Scottie:''' [[TheDitz "I photocopied 'em myself."]]\
173({{Beat}})\
174'''Scottie:''' "What?"\
175'''Drake:''' "You can't photocopy tickets."\
176'''Scottie:''' "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Yes, ya ca-an.]] You just put 'em on the glass and close the [[BuffySpeak liddy thing]] and press copy. Any moron can do it."\
177'''Drake:''' "No, not just any moron. It takes a special moron, like you!"
178-->--''Series/DrakeAndJosh'', ''Grammy''
179
180->''"He hit me! What an idiot! Closing the door from the outside--I mean, we had a great start, but...this guy only knows how to drive when starting first."''
181-->--'''Fernando Alonso''' on Lewis Hamilton, ''UsefulNotes/FormulaOne 2022 Belgian Grand Prix''
182
183->''"I feel like such a dummy. I'm so stupid, guys. So, basically... I have this card holder right on the back of my phone. There's a card in there that I can literally get in really big trouble for not having on me at all times. And it's gone. And you know what's even worse, guys? Is that the po-po came up to my door about...a couple of hours ago, and knocked on the door and I thought they were gonna arrest me, so I didn't answer it. And I bet they were gonna give me the card. I'M SO DUUUUUUUUUUUUMB! I'M SO STUUUUPIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!! It's scary living in a different country, though, when the police come up to your door, man."''
184-->--'''[[Characters/HololiveMoriCalliopeCh Mori Calliope]]''' on not answering the police after losing her Japanese visa
185
186->''"The great battle is finally over, Siegfried's destiny was right in front of him. He grasped Soul Edge in his blood-stained hands. An incredibly foolish act. The history of massacre within Soul Edge traveled into Siegfried, consuming his consciousness! Anger, sadness, agony, horror... Siegfried's emotions were devoured by "Soul Edge." He realized too late that the evil swords had invaded him and were using him for its own purpose. The parasitic swords merged with him. Siegfried screamed as his body turned as red as blood. Though, it was no longer certain he could hear his own screams."''
187-->--'''Siegfried Schtauffen''''s Edge Master Mode ending, ''[[Videogame/SoulSeries Soul Edge/Soul Blade]]''
188
189->''"Danke, dummkopfs!"''
190-->--'''[[Characters/TeamFortress2theMedic The Medic]]''', ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''
191
192->'''Benoit:''' It's ''so'' dumb...\
193'''Birdie:''' It's so dumb it's ''brilliant''.\
194'''Benoit:''' NO! It's just ''dumb!''
195-->--''Film/GlassOnion''
196
197->'''[[OnlySaneMan Shadow]]:''' Sonic. Don't do the thing I'm telling you not to do—\
198'''[[IdiotHero Sonic]]:''' ''(whiny voice)'' SHADOW! I did the thing you told me not to do ''and things GOT WORSE!''\
199'''Shadow:''' Sonic, why did you do that!? Now things are worse!\
200'''Sonic:''' ''SHADOW, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO!?''
201-->-- "''WesternAnimation/SonicPrime'' [[https://youtu.be/5vzwj6s2sDg in a Nutshell]]" by '''[[https://www.youtube.com/@jehjehangelvo5854 Thait]]'''

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