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1	->"OK 'distraction'...you're up."
2	-->-- '''Batwoman''', ''WesternAnimation/CatwomanHunted''
3
4	->''"Most people think distracting a group of guys is best done by a beautiful woman. The problem with beautiful women is people want them to stick around; which can cause a lot of problems. Obnoxious guys, they just want to get rid of."''
5	-->-- '''Michael''', ''Series/BurnNotice''
6
7	->'''The Doctor''': Need a proper look. Got to draw its fire. Give it a target.\
8	'''Amy''': How?\
9	'''The Doctor''': You know how sometimes I have really brilliant ideas?\
10	'''Amy''': Yeah?\
11	'''The Doctor''': Sorry. ''[Leaps out of cover]'' LOOK AT ME! I'M A TARGET!
12	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Pandorica Opens"
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14
15	->'''Guard turn 1:''' Everything shoots the DISCTRACTION CARNIFEX.\
16	'''Tyranid turn 1:''' Tyranids advance.\
17	'''Guard turn 2:''' Everything shoots the DISCTRACTION CARNIFEX.\
18	'''Tyranid turn 2:''' Tyranids advance. \
19	'''Guard turn 3:''' Everything shoots the DISCTRACTION CARNIFEX. DISTRACTION CARNIFEX finally dies.\
20	'''Tyranid turn 3:''' Remaining Tyranids eat everyone else's face.
21	-->-- ''[[https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/DISTRACTION_CARNIFEX DISTRACTION CARNIFEX]]'', 1d4chan article
22
23	->'''The General:''' What did you tell him?\
24	'''Clara:''' Nothing I'm going to tell you. Except this one thing, you see I told him ''[stage whisper]'' "Don't worry, Doctor, they'll all be looking at me."
25	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Hell Bent"
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27	->'''Ian:''' He can't get both of us! [[DrawAggro I'll distract him]]; you run for the bridge!\
28	'''Katie:''' He'll get you!\
29	'''Ian:''' You got a better idea?!\
30	'''Katie:''' [[MoreHeroThanThou Yeah -- I'll distract him!]] ''[Runs off]''
31	-->-- ''Series/AreYouAfraidOfTheDark'', "The Tale of the Midnight Ride"
32
33	->''"Hey [[TheLoad Melvin!]] You wanna make a buck?"''
34	-->-- '''Earl''', ''Film/{{Tremors}}''
35
36	->''"Ahh, always the distraction!"''
37	-->-- '''[[{{Sidekick}} Ron]]''' from ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible''
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39	->''"[[MrExposition Dr. Insano]], I'm curious, what does any of (the [[NegativeSpaceWedgie plothole]]) have to do with [[WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers Ma-Ti]] and [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]? And please, [[LampshadeHanging give us the explanation that'll make you talk the longest]]."'' ''[Snaps finger as everyone behind them loot Dr. Insano's lab]''
40	-->-- '''[[WebVideo/SadPandaQAndA SadPanda]]''' in ''WebVideo/ToBoldlyFlee''
41
42	->'''Apple Bloom:''' We need to think of a distraction.\
43	'''Scootaloo:''' Hey everyone, look at Scootaloo dance!\
44	'''Apple Bloom:''' We need to think of a distraction that doesn't draw attention to us!\
45	'''Aurora:''' OH MY GAWD THEY'RE GOING TO [[spoiler: GRIND US INTO RAINBOWS]]! ''[{{Beat}}]'' EVERYBODY PANIC!\
46	''[The foals start to panic.]''
47	-->-- ''WebVideo/RainbowDashPresents [[Fanfic/RainbowFactory Captain Hook the Biker Gorilla]]''
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49	->'''Simba:''' You guys have to create a diversion.\
50	'''Timon:''' What do you want me to do -- [[TemptingFate dress in drag and do the hula?]]
51	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994''
52
53	->'''Sarge:''' Simmons, you and the two bullet magnets move up the right side and try to cause some kind of distraction.\
54	'''Simmons:''' Any suggestions?\
55	'''Sarge:''' As long as it draws their fire away from us and towards you ''I don't care.''\
56	'''Donut:''' Try some dance moves! Oh! You could do a musical number!\
57	'''Sarge:''' Get off the radio, Donut!
58	-->-- ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue'', Episode 48: Heavy Metal
59
60	->'''Ronan:''' What are you doing?...What are you DOING?!\
61	'''Quill:''' I'm distracting you, ya big turdblossom!
62	-->-- ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014''
63
64	->'''Sgt. [=McRose=]:''' You know, if we hit this bank in daylight, we're gonna need a big diversion.\
65	'''Major Hackett:''' We'll blow something up.\
66	'''Sgt. [=McRose=]:''' Yeah, like what?\
67	'''Major Hackett:''' A building a barn, something.\
68	'''Sgt. [=McRose=]:''' [[SarcasmMode A school, a church, something.]]\
69	'''Major Hackett:''' What, are you particular?\
70	'''Sgt. [=McRose=]:''' Yeah, as a matter of fact I am. This ''is'' America, you know.
71	-->-- ''Film/ExtremePrejudice''
72
73	->'''[=McCall=]:''' I've arranged a diversion.\
74	'''Kostmayer:''' A diversion? What do we need a diversion for? Just kick in the door and hose the room.\
75	'''[=McCall=]:''' Mickey! There is a five year-old boy up there.\
76	'''Kostmayer:''' Oh yeah... We're gonna need a diversion.\
77	'''[=McCall=]:''' ''(rolls his eyes)'' I've arranged it.
78	-->-- ''Series/TheEqualizer'', "China Rain"
79
80	->'''Peter''': Ladies and gentlemen, Mister Music/ConwayTwitty!
81	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''
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83	->I'll use my combined X-Ray and telescopic vision to see what [Karmang]'s up to on Mount Olympus! Great Krypton! He's watching Superman and Captain Marvel as they battle-- and he seems almost hypnotized! If he stays that way, Mary and I can launch a surprise attack--!
84	-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}''', ''ComicBook/SupermanVsShazam''
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86	->Speaking of which, I’ve always thought that Franchise/{{Batman}} [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation hired Robin simply to draw fire]]: throwing a teenage boy a bright yellow cape and telling him to run through a darkened warehouse full of goons. There seems to be little difference in getting Michael Gove to dress up in a bib and plus fours and throwing him into a roomful of barristers. Gove’s appointment as justice secretary seems to be somewhere between a sardonic trolling of the judiciary and simple misdirection. If he ever does have to produce a Bill of Rights it will be a [[Film/TheProducers Producers]]-style clusterfuck that draws attention away from all the real business of the government.
87	-->--'''Creator/FrankieBoyle''', [[https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/apr/07/nicola-sturgeon-right-about-retirement What If David Cameron Is An Evil Genius?]]
88
89	->'''Soos:''' Are either of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?\
90	'''[[GenkiGirl Mabel]]:''' ''My time has come.''
91	-->--''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls''
92
93	->''"Plan A01: [[ColonyDrop Rain Destruction]] has been superseded by Plan B01: Distract and Extract."''
94	-->-- '''Perihelion''', ''Literature/TheMurderbotDiaries''
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96	->'''Atropas:''' You horrible little worm! You can't hide [[MacGuffin it]] from us forever! All you're doing is wasting our time-- ''[=[=][[OhCrap Horrified Realization]]]'' Oh no... Oh no... we've got to get out of here...\
97	'''Antoinette:''' ''[walking in]'' Actually, I think "we" will be staying right here.
98	-->-- ''Webcomic/RustyAndCo''
99
100	->''"Who has [[Main/VoluntaryShapeshifter four thumbs]] and is ''great'' at distractions?"''
101	-->-- '''Nimona''', ''WesternAnimation/Nimona2023''
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103	->'''Diesel 10:''' ''(plotting to kill Mr. Conductor)'' This is a job... ''for the boss!''\
104	'''Toby:''' I've got to delay him! I've got to distract him! ''(sounds his bell)''\
105	'''Diesel 10:''' It's the old teapot! SMASH HIM!\
106	''(Diesel 10 accidentally slams his claw [[Main/AffectionateNickname "Pinchy"]] against the shed's support beam, causing its roof to fall on him, Splatter and Dodge. "Pinchy" then bursts through the roof.)''\
107	'''Diesel 10:''' Pinchy, get back here! Pinchy, don't make me come up there! I hate when you do this! Pinchy!\
108	'''Toby:''' ''(laughs)'' Good show!
109	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndTheMagicRailroad''

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