Line #9 Quotes/VulgarHumor


1	-> ''"You can certainly get a cat out a tree by raping people under it until emergency vehicles scare it away, but it is my belief that the American people will regret not finding a better solution."''
2	-->-- '''Bat-Obama''', "[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-torture-debate-as-a-batman-comic/ The Torture Debate (As a Batman Comic)]]"
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4	-> ''"I do have a cause though. It is obscenity. I'm for it."''
5	-->-- '''Music/TomLehrer''', introduction to the song "Smut", ''Music/ThatWasTheYearThatWas''
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7	->''851. When plumbing the depths of depravity, I must remember to come up for air.''
8	-->-- ''[[http://theglen.livejournal.com/89715.html Things Mr. Welch can no longer do in an RPG]]''
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10	->''"Any genuinely cutting-edge comedy will risk offending people who watch it; but how is a penis joke supposed to offend the average college student? The answer is, it's not supposed to offend anybody who watches the show; it's supposed to give college kids a smug sense of superiority in believing that someone else might theoretically be offended by that penis joke."''
11	-->-- '''[[http://zvbxrpl.blogspot.com/2004/09/why-i-hate-family-guy.html Jaime J. Weinman]]''', "Why I Hate ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''"
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13	->''Joseph Smith, fuck frog,\
14	Brigham Young, clit face,\
15	Shit come out da butt,\
16	Jesus says fuck, fuck,\
17	Mormons!''
18	-->-- ''Theatre/TheBookOfMormon'', "Joseph Smith American Moses" (yes, ItMakesSenseInContext)
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20	->'''Ken''': This morning, and this afternoon, we're doing what I want to do. Got it?\
21	'''Ray''': 'Course. Which I presume will involve culture.\
22	'''Ken''': Oh, we shall strike a balance between culture and fun.\
23	'''Ray''': Somehow, I believe, Ken, the balance shall ''tip'' in the favour of culture. Like a big, fat, fucking retarded, fucking black girl on a seesaw... opposite... ({{beat}}) a dwarf.
24	-->-- ''Film/InBruges''
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26	->''My dick looks like the fat that you cut off a steak, smashed in like my balls went and stepped on a rake\
27	(LONELY ISLAND! GRAMMY NOMINATED, YEA! HIT ‘EM AGAIN!)''
28	-->-- '''Music/TheLonelyIsland''', "We're Back!"
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30	->''"Every comedienne has to make at least one joke about her vagina. It's a rule."''
31	-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse Luan Loud]]''', ''Fanfic/PeekingThroughTheFourthWall'', After Dark: 3
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33	->''"As a saving grace, this series of vignettes contains gratuitous references to all pleasures of the flesh. You may enjoy it."''
34	-->-- '''Prologue''', ''Literature/TheElderScrollsInUniverseBooks'', "Fools' Ebony: Part the Oneth"
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36	->''"In ''VideoGame/ConkersBadFurDay'', [[ToiletHumor you'd go inside a toilet and have a boss fight with a giant poo]], and the poo [[SophisticatedAsHell sings an operatic song as it fights you, with profane lyrics that rhyme the word "scat" with the word "twat"]]. ''This'' exhibits wit; it's "wit" to rhyme with "shit", but it's wit. The humor lies in a poo (a very unrefined thing) singing opera (a style of music generally considered very refined). In contrast, in ''VideoGame/HellPie'', you go into a sewer, and there are poos, and there's no joke there. Some of the poo is alive and hostile and [[PuttingOnTheReich wearing Nazi helmets]], but that's not a joke, either; there's no comical throughline from "Nazi" to "poo". If the poos had all resembled former British home secretary Douglas ''Hurd'' and had been called "Douglas ''Turds''", that would've been a joke with some wit; as it is, all the game has done is drop some poo on the floor, and then looked at me as if it expected me to know what to do with it."''
37	-->-- '''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee Crowshaw]]''' on [[DiscussedTrope what makes or breaks vulgar humor]], ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'', "VideoGame/HellPie"

Context Quotes / VulgarHumor