Line #198 Quotes/VitriolicBestBuds


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2
3	[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
4	->'''Yamanaka:''' [Komori and I] just looked close because we're both kind people.\
5	'''Ootoni:''' You're not kind to me.\
6	'''Yamanaka:''' That's because you're my best friend.
7	-->-- ''Manga/KomorisanCantDecline''
8
9	->'''Franky''': Do you really think that you can trust me?\
10	'''Iceberg''': I'm giving [the Pluton blueprints] to you. Doesn't that answer your question? We never change, do we? Every time we meet face-to-face we yell and argue with each other. I won't forgive you, and you may feel the same way about me, too. Franky, I'm... ''(chokes up and sheds TearsOfJoy)'' I'm really... I'm so glad that you're still alive.
11	-->-- ''Manga/OnePiece''
12
13	[[/folder]]
14
15	[[folder:Comic Books]]
16	->''Their relationship is a bit complicated. When they're together, they can't stop bickering each other, but when they're separated, they really get bored.''
17	-->-- '''David Ramirez''', about Victor and Frank's relationship, ''ComicBook/MiniMonsters''
18
19	->'''Gen:''' You can't kill me! I'm your best friend!\
20	'''Usagi:''' ''Grrrr...'' So you keep telling me!
21	-->-- ''ComicBook/UsagiYojimbo''
22
23	->'''Kitty Pryde''': Disappointed, Ms. Frost?\
24	'''Emma Frost''': Astonished, Ms. Pryde.
25	-->-- ''ComicBook/XMen''
26
27	->"The things I do for friends I can't stand."
28	-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Taskmaster}}'' referring to ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}
29
30	->'''Lois Lane:''' Thara is with [[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Kara]] right now?\
31	'''Nightwing:''' Should be.\
32	'''Lois:''' Is there a reason every time I turn on the news they're beating on each other?\
33	'''Nightwing:''' Uhmm. I think it's because they're best friends?\
34	'''Lois:''' Ah.
35	-->-- ''ComicBook/TheHuntForReactron''
36	[[/folder]]
37
38	[[folder:Fan Works]]
39	->''But Calvin and Hobbes were still best friends, and that would never change.''\
40	''No matter how much one ticked the other off.''
41	-->-- ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'', [[Recap/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeriesS1E26TheCaseOfTheRogueWaterBalloon "The Case of the Rogue Water Balloon"]]
42
43	->''Hobbes, as we all know, is Calvin's closest friend, and not just because [[ThereIsOnlyOneBed they have to share a bed.]] Despite a truckload of arguments and disagreements, Calvin and Hobbes are both dependent on each other. Calvin [[CloudCuckoolandersMinder sometimes needs Hobbes to bring him back down to Earth when he gets too overconfident]] and Hobbes needs Calvin to keep his life interesting. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Oh, and he also needs Calvin for]] [[TrademarkFavoriteFood tuna.]]''
44	-->-- ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'', [[Recap/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeriesS4E10TalesOfATiger "Tales of a Tiger"]]
45
46	->"You're a real bitch, you know that?" Luna said.\
47	"An' yer a cunt," Applejack said smirking. The two of them looked at each other for a second, and then embraced one another, "Ah missed ya…"
48	-->-- ''Fanfic/CodeLyokoEG''
49
50	->''Everyone has at least one dear old friend they generally just can't stand, and for Yuuno and Chrono, this was each other. There were Best Enemies Forever.''
51	-->-- ''Fanfic/{{Infinity}}'', Chapter 38
52
53	->''These two are way weirder as friends than they are as individuals.''
54	-->-- '''Monika''', regarding Yuri and Natsuki, ''Fanfic/DokiDokiLiteratureClubLoops''
55
56	-> '''Mazikeen''': [''Slap''] That's for sneaking up on me. [''Slap''] And that's for not paying me and Lucifer a visit.\
57	'''Max''': Look... [''slap''] Owww what was that one for!?\
58	'''Mazikeen''': I like slapping people in threes.
59	-->-- ''Fanfic/BecomingMoreThanWhatIAm''
60
61	->''It took a slew of bruises and more than one emotional breakdown, but as the train rolled into the station of District 1, Luxe and Platinum forged something that Mags would later refer to as the most passive-aggressive friendship in the history of the nation.''
62	-->-- ''Fanfic/TheVictorsProject'', Chapter 6
63	[[/folder]]
64
65	[[folder:Film -- Animation]]
66	-> ''Even though I can't ''stand'' [=SpongeBob=], but at the same time...well...[[PlatonicDeclarationOfLove I love him.]] I love him ''and'' I hate him! He's like ice cream with salt on it, because he's sweet and super-annoying! He's nice and ''nails-on-chalkboard annoying!'' Okay fine, he's mostly super freaking annoying. But, this little nattering noodge...is my friend. And he doesn't deserve to die.''
67	-->-- '''Squidward Tentacles''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSpongeBobMovieSpongeOnTheRun''
68	[[/folder]]
69
70	[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
71	->'''Nebula:''' [to Gamora] All any of you do is yell at each other. You are not friends.
72	->'''Drax:''' You're right... We're family.
73	-->-- ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2''
74
75	->'''Walt:''' How are you doing Martin, you crazy Italian prick?\
76	'''Barber Martin:''' Walt, your cheap bastard. I should have know you should come in right now. I was having such a pleasant time.\
77	'''Walt:''' What did you do, cheat some blind man out of his money, gave him the wrong change?\
78	'''Barber Martin:''' Who's the nip?\
79	'''Walt:''' Oh, he is a pussy kid from next door. I am just trying to Man him up a little bit.\
80	'''Barber Martin:''' Hmm...\
81	'''Walt:''' You see kid, that's how guys talk to one another.\
82	'''Thao:''' ...they do?\
83	'''Barber Martin:''' What, you got chip in your ears?\
84	'''Walt:''' Go on out, and come back in and talk to him like a real man.\
85	'''Thao:''' [Exits and re-enters the shop] Excuse me Sir, I need a haircut if you ain't too busy you old Italian son of a bitch prick barber. Boy, does my ass hurt from all of the guys at my construction job.\
86	'''Barber Martin:''' [Picks up and point a rifle at Thao] Get out of my shop before I blow your head off, you goddamn dick sucker! Go!\
87	'''Walt:''' What the hell are you doing?! You just don't go in and insult a man in his own shop!
88	-->-- ''Film/GranTorino''
89
90	->''No, {{WesternAnimation/Daffy\|Duck}} always comes back. I just tell him how much I need him. We hug, we cry, I drop something heavy on him, I laugh.''
91	-->-- '''WesternAnimation/BugsBunny''', ''Film/LooneyTunesBackInAction''
92	[[/folder]]
93
94	[[folder:Jokes]]
95	->A good friend helps you up when you trip. A ''best'' friend laughs at your ass and trips you again.
96	-->-- An old joke
97	[[/folder]]
98
99	[[folder:Light Novels]]
100	->'''Chi:''' ...I just realized that I don't think of you as a friend at all.\
101	'''Christopher:''' W-what?! Does that mean you think of me as a lover, then?!\
102	'''Chi:''' You're someone I'd love to kill, but circumstances prevent me from doing so. For almost four decades now, come to think of it...
103	-->-- ''[[Literature/{{Baccano}} 1933 - The Slash: Bloody to Fair]]''
104	[[/folder]]
105
106	[[folder:Literature]]
107	->Levan smiled. "When I hear two people spar like that, I am certain that there is actually a profound affection between them."\
108	"Oh, God," said Rubin, visibly revolted. His sparse beard bristled and his eyes, magnified through the thick lenses of his glasses, glared.\
109	"You've hit it, Mr. Levan," said Gonzalo. "Manny would give me the shirt off his back if no one were looking. The only thing he wouldn't give me is a kind word."
110	-->-- Creator/IsaacAsimov, "The Wrong House"
111
112	->"Toomin. What is it?"
113	->"[[DeterminedDefeatist I lost another game]]."
114	->"Ah. [[DeadpanSnarker Well, I can certainly understand why you would feel the need to inform me personally of a fact that, were I remotely interested, I could learn from the net]]."
115	->I wasn't put off by his attitude. Neither of us had ever requested reassignment; that was proof of the fact that we got on well enough as neighbors.
116	-->--The Ellimist and Lackofa, ''Literature/{{Animorphs}} - The Ellimist Chronicles''
117
118	->''Francis and Teddy are my two best friends -- which might surprise you, considering how they're ragging on me about this [[EmbarrassingOldPhoto baby picture]]. But that's just the way the three of us operate. They both know it's only a matter of time before I find something to bust THEIR chops about. It all evens out in the end.''
119	-->-- '''Nate Wright''', ''Literature/BigNate Strikes Again''
120
121	->''It was not an entirely inauspicious beginning, considering that a great many of [[FiveManBand the Woe's]] successes had been preceded by my so-called friends ragging on me. I supposed that, mathematically speaking, they would have to be.''
122	-->-- '''Catherine Foundling''', ''Literature/APracticalGuideToEvil''
123	[[/folder]]
124
125	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
126	->'''Justin Taylor''': I hate you!\
127	'''Eddie [=McDowd=]''': Justin, [[BlackmailIsSuchAnUglyWord hate is a very strong word]].
128	-->-- ''Series/OneHundredDeedsForEddieMcdowd''
129
130	->'''Cowley:''' You've never told me about Bodie. I made you a team, what, two years ago?
131	->'''Doyle:''' Two years and three months.
132	->'''Cowley:''' That's long enough.
133	->'''Doyle:''' Long enough for what?
134	->'''Cowley:''' For him to get up your nose, irritate you.
135	->'''Doyle:''' ''[smiling]'' Oh, he does that, all right. Every day, he does that.
136	->'''Cowley:''' Chalk and cheese, eh?
137	->'''Doyle:''' Yeah.
138	->'''Cowley:''' Ah, it's worked well, though.
139	->'''Doyle:''' Yeah, I've watched his back, he's watched mine. We're both still alive.
140	-->-- ''Series/TheProfessionals'', "Close Quarters"
141
142	->"Eiji and I may have different objectives, and we may undermine each other... but at least we're honest about it."
143	-->-- '''Ankh''', ''Series/KamenRiderOOO''
144
145	->'''Kel''': I can't believe my best friend is a son of a bandit.\
146	'''Kenan''': I can't believe my best friend is a doofus.
147	-->-- ''Series/KenanAndKel''
148
149	->'''Robert:''' I swear, if I wasn't your King, you would have hit me already.\
150	'''Ned:''' The worst thing about your coronation is that I can never hit you again.\
151	...\
152	[''Robert's squire struggles with his breastplate when Ned enters the tent.'']\
153	'''Squire:''' It was made too small, your grace. It won't go.\
154	'''Robert:''' Your mother was a dumb whore with a fat arse, did you know that? [''to Ned''] Look at this idiot! One ball and no brains! He can't even put a man's armour on properly!\
155	'''Ned:''' [''matter-of-fact''] You're too fat for your armour.\
156	'''Robert:''' Fat? Fat, is it?! Is that how you speak to your king?!!\
157	[''Ned and Robert stare at one another. Ned smirks. Robert bursts out laughing. Ned follows, and then nervously, the Squire.'']\
158	'''Robert:''' [''grimly''] That's ''funny'', is it?\
159	'''Squire:''' No, your Grace.\
160	'''Robert:''' No?! You don't like [[NumberTwo the Hand's]] joke?!\
161	'''Squire:''' [''dumb-founded'']\
162	'''Ned:''' You're torturing the poor boy.\
163	'''Robert:''' You heard the Hand: the king is too fat for his armour! Go find the breast-plate-stretcher! Now!\
164	[''The squire flees'']\
165	'''Ned:''' 'The breast-plate-stretcher'?\
166	'''Robert:''' [[SnipeHunt How long before he figures it out?]]\
167	'''Ned:''' Maybe I should invent it.
168	-->-- ''Series/GameOfThrones''
169
170	->''But I like him. Gilligan is a friend of mine...It's just that I'd like to kill him every now and then.''
171	-->-- '''The Skipper''', ''Series/GilligansIsland'', "[[Recap/GilligansIslandS2E27AllergyTime Allergy Time]]"
172
173	->'''Jim:''' Seriously, you are gonna sit in the back?\
174	'''Dwight:''' Uh, yeah. In the event of a crash, the driver always protects his side first.\
175	(Jim screeches the back tire and [[BreakingTheFourthWall smirks]])
176	-->-- ''Series/TheOfficeUS''
177
178	->'''Flavius''' ''(about Spock and [=McCoy=])'': Are they enemies?\
179	'''Kirk''': I'm not sure ''they're'' sure.
180	-->-- ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'', "Bread and Circuses."
181
182	->'''Quark:''' I hear you're taking a little trip to the Gamma Quadrant.\
183	'''Odo:''' ''(dying on his feet)'' Care to come along?\
184	'''Quark:''' Are you kidding? I expect to own this station by the time you get back. With you gone profits from smuggling alone should go up sixty percent.\
185	'''Odo:''' Well, don't get used to it, I'll be back before you know it, making your life miserable.\
186	'''Quark:''' Then you are coming back.\
187	'''Odo:''' Count on it.\
188	'''Quark:''' I will.
189	-->-- ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "Broken Link"
190
191	->''He's a good buddy, though we sometimes have punch-ups.''
192	-->-- '''Rick Dagless''' on '''Lucien Sanchez''', ''Series/GarthMarenghisDarkplace''
193
194	->'''Mick:''' If anyone's gonna kill Haircut, it's me, lady.
195	->'''Ray:''' Aw, thanks, Mick.
196	->'''Mick:''' Pleasure.
197	-->-- ''Series/LegendsOfTomorrow'', "Zari"
198
199	->''He's gone. He's really gone. The asshole sacrificed his life to save us. I can't believe he's gone. OK, I didn't like him. But I'' liked ''not liking him. Who am I going to not like now?''
200	-->-- '''Cat''' on '''Rimmer''', ''Series/RedDwarf: The Promised Land''
201	[[/folder]]
202
203	[[folder:Music]]
204	->She’s a flighty good time buddy in the corner of the bar\
205	But she’d fight the Devil for ya just for being who you are\
206	And she’s the last to cast a stone though she’d love to leave you mad\
207	Aw she’s every friend I’ve ever had
208	-->-- "Every Girl" by Music/TurnpikeTroubadours
209
210	->''All band members who have been together for more than ten years hate each other. I think that's written in the Bible somewhere.''
211	-->-- David Lee Roth
212
213	->So don't be fooled if you see 'em fight\
214	When tempers fray on a summer's night\
215	If you pick on one, you pick on two\
216	[[UsefulNotes/NewZealand The kiwi]] and [[UsefulNotes/{{Australia}} the emu]]
217	-->-- '''John Williamson''', "The Kiwi and the Emu"
218	[[/folder]]
219
220	[[folder:Newspaper Comics]]
221	->'''Hobbes:''' You know, maybe we don't need enemies.\
222	'''Calvin:''' Yeah, best friends are about all I can take.
223	-->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''
224	[[/folder]]
225
226	[[folder:Video Games]]
227	->'''Carver:''' Varric.\
228	'''Varric:''' Carver.\
229	'''Carver:''' Still think you're helping while burying us in debt to your brother?\
230	'''Varric:''' Still riding side-saddle while bitching at your betters?\
231	'''Carver:''' Drinks later?\
232	'''Varric:''' Never miss 'em.
233	-->-- ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''
234
235	->''"Danse may have a stick up his backside, but he's our pal."''
236	-->-- '''[[BunnyEarsLawyer Deacon]]''', ''VideoGame/Fallout4''
237
238	->'''Felix''': Sylvain. I want to apologize for the other day.\
239	'''Sylvain''': The other day? What are you talking about, Felix? Is this a trap?\
240	'''Felix''': You know...when I called you "insatiable."\
241	'''Sylvain''': Oh, that? Can't say it didn't hurt, but you have nothing to apologize for. I mean, you've said worse, Felix. Considerably worse. Come on, [[ChildhoodFriend we've known each other since we were kids]]. We're not going to let your constant verbal abuse get in the way of our friendship, are we?
242	'''Felix''': No, I suppose not.\
243	-->-- ''VideoGame/FireEmblemThreeHouses'', Felix and Sylvain's B support.
244
245	->'''Trevor:''' So now what?\
246	'''Michael:''' Now we keep a low profile and get on with our lives.\
247	'''Trevor:''' As friends.\
248	'''Michael:''' What? Do I have a choice?\
249	'''Trevor:''' Nah. Not really.\
250	'''Michael:''' Alright then, as uh... flawed, awful, totally uncomfortable and poorly matched friends.
251	-->-- ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV'', ending C
252
253	->'''Wrex''': Garrus...I have to make friends with the one turian in the galaxy who thinks he's funny.\
254	'''Garrus''': Imagine how I feel. I'm supposed to hate krogan, but you came along and warmed my heart with your winning personality.\
255	'''Wrex:''' I could throw a few salarians off a cliff if it'll make you feel better.
256	-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''
257
258	->'''Franchise/{{Sonic\|The Hedgehog}}''': What's up, Shadow!\
259	'''Shadow''': Not you again.\
260	'''Sonic''': [[DeadpanSnarker Nice to see you, too]].
261	-->-- ''VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog''
262
263	->'''V:''' You're a dick, y'know.\
264	'''Johnny:''' And you're a cunt. Maybe we'll fit together after all.
265	-->-- ''VideoGame/Cyberpunk2077''
266
267	->'''Strong Bad:''' I thought we were bros!\
268	'''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner:''' Wait, I thought ''I'' thought we were bros, and you're always beating various stuffings out of me.
269	-->-- ''VideoGame/StrongBadsCoolGameForAttractivePeople'', "Episode 2: Strong Badia The Free"
270
271	->''"Snake, in China they say, 'Though brothers may quarrel at home, outside they defend each other from slight.'"''
272	-->-- '''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Mei Ling]]''', ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosBrawl''
273
274	->'''Genis:''' Um, what exactly is the relationship between you two, anyway?\
275	'''Sheena:''' Insufferable!\
276	'''Zelos:''' Insufferable yet inseparable!
277	-->-- ''VideoGame/TalesOfSymphonia OVA Tethe'alla Chapter''
278
279	->''"I can't tell if those two are friends or enemies. It's like they love to 'ate each other..."''
280	-->-- '''Perry''', ''VideoGame/DragonQuestBuilders2''
281
282	-> ''"Everything around you turns into a disaster. So, obviously, I'm coming with you."''
283	-->-- '''Razmi''', ''VideoGame/{{Indivisible}}''
284
285	->''"I know we talk a lot of smack on the show and all, but I just wanted to say thanks. For everything.''"
286	-->-- '''Marina''' to Pearl, ''VideoGame/Splatoon2: Octo Expansion''
287
288	->''"I can’t tell if they’re about to hug or throttle each other, those two…''"
289	-->-- '''Sena,''' when referring to [[DeadpanSnarker Eunie]] and [[BloodKnight Ashera]], ''VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles3''
290
291	[[/folder]]
292
293	[[folder:Theatre]]
294	->'''Rod:''' We live together...\
295	'''Nicky:''' ...we're close as people can get!\
296	'''Rod:''' We've been the best of buddies...\
297	'''Nicky:''' ...ever since the day we met!\
298	'''Rod:''' So he knows lots of ways to make me really upset...oh, every day is an aggravation!\
299	'''Nicky:''' Come on, that's an exaggeration!
300	-->-- '''"It Sucks To Be Me"''', ''Theatre/AvenueQ''
301	[[/folder]]
302
303	[[folder:Visual Novels]]
304	->'''Min:''' I hate you.\
305	'''Noelle:''' I hate you too.\
306	'''Min:''' Good, none of that Disney shit.
307	-->-- ''VisualNovel/ButterflySoup''
308
309	-> I don't think having a fight is anything unusual for those two. It's just what they always do. Also, it might look like they're fighting, but it's not as if they hate each other.
310	-->-- '''Riki''', on the relationship of '''Masato''' and '''Kengo''', ''VisualNovel/LittleBusters''
311
312	->'''Shiki:''' Do you have to be so loud this early in the morning? I'm depressed about all sorts of stuff, so stay away from me today, okay?
313	->'''Arihiko:''' Depressed? What's wrong man? Is it "that" time of the month?
314	->'''Shiki:''' Wait, I take that back. Rather than just for today, stay away from me for the rest of my life. My depression will only get worse with you around.
315	->'''Arihiko:''' Hey, you can't just ignore other people like that, Tohno. You're gonna hurt people with that careless attitude of yours.
316	->'''Shiki:''' Oh, that's news to me. Isn't there some way I can kill them instead? If you can tell me how, I'll repay you by trying it out on you.
317	->'''Arihiko:''' That is cold, man. Aren't you just a little nastier than usual this morning?
318	->'''Shiki:''' Didn't I tell you I'm depressed? Other people aside, I'm certainly not showing any kindness to you.
319	->'''Arihiko:''' Why are you only mean to me, Tohno? You're like a saint to everyone else. It's not fair.
320	->'''Shiki:''' What, you just figured that out? The world's unfair.
321	->'''Arihiko:''' You are only mean to me.
322	->'''Shiki (narrating):''' I didn't try particularly hard to be cold to Arihiko. That is just the kind of relationship we have.
323	-->--''VisualNovel/{{Tsukihime}}''
324
325	->Hahaha! You're giving us too much credit. Tohno an I are best friends and bitter enemies, so just call us pals!
326	-->-- '''Arihiko''', ''VisualNovel/{{Tsukihime}}''
327
328	->I give you a lot of shit, but I really do love you. And I'm so sorry all this happened because I was too much of a screwup to remember that.
329	-->-- '''Tara''', to her best friend Madison, ''VisualNovel/HeartOfTheWoods''
330
331	[[/folder]]
332
333	[[folder:Web Animation]]
334	->'''Church''': O'Malley, from now on, if anyone's going to make [Tex] cranky in the morning, it's gonna be me.\
335	'''Tex''': Aww, how sweet.\
336	'''Church''': Shut up, bitch.\
337	'''Tex''': Asshole.
338	-->-- ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue''
339
340	->'''Swagmaster''': Sponge Cake...
341	->'''Chris''': Huh?
342	->'''Swagmaster''': Sponge Cake. I remember this one New Year's Eve, I invited everyone I possibly knew to a big party at my house, but no one came... not even my family... but you, Chris... you came and you brought along this tiny-ass box of Sponge Cake, all the shops were closed.
343	->'''Chris''': So I tried making my own but burned most of it.
344	->'''Swagmaster''': That's right, but you know what Chris? It was one of the best damn cakes of my life and one of the craziest nights I had.
345	->'''Chris''': Christ Swag, that was so many years ago.
346	->'''Swagmaster''': You may not have any good memories with me Chris... [[PetTheDog but I do]].
347	-->--''[[WebAnimation/Supermarioglitchy4sSuperMario64Bloopers SMG4’s Mario Bloopers]]''
348
349	->"Me and Carlo have a unique partnership in a good way. We are not traditional friends. If we did not have this company, or these shows, we would not hang out with each other. We would most likely hate each other. We kinda do hate each other."
350	-->-- '''Mark Cope''', [[http://www.laweekly.com/arts/inside-a-new-culver-city-animation-studio-two-locals-are-playing-with-dolls-7274942 one of the creators]] for ''WebAnimation/TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool'' and ''WebAnimation/DrHavocsDiary''
351
352	->'''Town Guard:''' Is this your friend?
353	->'''[=Rodriguez ElCazorro=]:''' That title is hanging on by only the thinnest of threads.
354	-->--"Another VideoGame/FableII Experience"
355	[[/folder]]
356
357	[[folder:Web Comics]]
358	-> '''Black Mage''': I have a friend.\
359	'''White Mage''': What you ''have'' is a highly dysfunctional relationship based exclusively on abuse\
360	'''Black Mage''': Right. A friend.\
361	'''White Mage''': See that, that right there, ''that's'' what's wrong with you.\
362	[{{Beat}}]\
363	'''Black Mage''': Damnit, Fighter. White Mage doesn't like me because you're a rotten friend.
364	-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''
365
366	->'''Edward:''' So ... what do I do when I run into Reggie again? I mean, I came ''this'' close to reorganizing his landscape.\
367	'''Thomas:''' Suck it up. Apologize. Be the bigger man. Heh. Metaphorically.\
368	'''Edward:''' Right. How are you my friend again?\
369	'''Thomas:''' My abuse is playful and originates from genuine caring.
370	-->-- ''Webcomic/BetweenFailures 437'', "[[http://betweenfailures.com/archive/437-playful-abuse/ Playful Abuse]]"
371
372	->'''GC:''' [=YOU S33 W3 4R3 M34NT TO B3 B3ST H4T3FR13NDS FOR3V3R=]
373	-->-- '''[[VoiceWithAnInternetConnection gallowsCalibrator/Terezi Pyrope]]''' ([[LeetLingo sic]]) to [[TheSmartGuy Rose Lalonde]], ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''
374
375	-> ''"whereas i will offer dave a tender bro embrace, and shove karkat down a flight of friendship stairs."''
376	-->-- '''John Egbert''', ''Homestuck'', discussing his plans for meeting up with his friends
377	[[/folder]]
378
379	[[folder:Web Original]]
380	->''My Ally advantage and Archenemy flaw can't both represent the same person.''
381	-->-- ''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG'' #1444
382
383	->'''[[LetsPlay/ProtonJon Jon]]:''' Oh my god, why am I not throwing this controller at your head right now?
384	->'''[[LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}} Emile]]:''' Because you love me.
385	->'''[[LetsPlay/ProtonJon Jon]]:''' No, because you're out of reach.
386	-->-- '''LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys'''
387	[[/folder]]
388
389	[[folder:Web Video]]
390	->'''Dorothy''': I can't believe I'm about to say this, but listen to Rochefort. He's our only hope right not and...feels so gross coming out of my mouth.
391	->'''Owen''': Aw, thanks Castlemore. You make me sick too.
392	->'''Dorothy''': I try.
393	-->-- ''WebVideo/AllForOne''
394
395	->'''Goku:''' Hey Vegeta, we're friends now, right?\
396	'''Vegeta:''' F**k off.\
397	'''Goku:''' The best!
398	-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
399
400	->'''Kirito''': Hey Thunder-Lion. Hows' it hanging?\
401	'''Tiffany''': Kirito? Well if it isn't my least favorite customer.\
402	'''Kirito''': ''(Fist-Bump)'' You're just saying that because [[HonestJohnsDealership I'm not dumb enough to buy any of your crap.]]\
403	'''Tiffany''': Well if there's [[SurroundedByIdiots one upside to being trapped with these idiots:]] it's that they'll buy pretty much anything.
404	-->-- ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
405
406	->'''Yamcha''': Hey Tien, since this is the end--\
407	'''Tien''': If you're about to say "I love you" I swear to god...\
408	'''Yamcha''': Actually, I was gonna say you're the biggest asshole I know.\
409	'''Tien''': ...Oh.\
410	'''Yamcha''': ...You're also my best friend.\
411	'''Tien''': So are you, man.
412	-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
413
414	->'''Yugi:''' No, I was talking about the time I saved you from that bully!\
415	'''Joey:''' Oh... eh, no, no I don't remember that.\
416	'''Yugi:''' But I was all heroic and stuff...\
417	'''Joey:''' ...Hey, remember the time me and Tristan took your millennium puzzle?\
418	'''Tristan and Joey from flashback:''' Tooooormeeeeeent!\
419	'''Yugi:''' ...Remind me why we're friends again?
420	-->-- ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGAl9__U8Uk&feature=plcp Episode 3]]
421
422	->'''ComicBook/SpiderMan:''' Wow, [[ComicBook/{{Superman}} Supes]] must mean a lot for you to go to all this trouble to find him.\
423	'''ComicBook/{{Batman}}:''' 'Supes' is a headstrong, naive idiot without the least bit of common sense in these situations.\
424	'''Spider-Man:''' [''laughs'']\
425	'''Batman:''' But only ''I'm'' allowed to say that.\
426	'''Spider-Man:''' ''[meekly]'' Yes, sir.
427	-->-- ''[[WebVideo/ImAMarvelAndImADC Marvel/DC After Hours]]''
428
429	->''[[Anime/DigimonAdventure Matt and Tai]]: because nothing says "friendship" like a solid punch to the face.''
430	-->-- '''Robyn''' of ''Anime America'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajguvDZu7ss&feature=youtu.be "Top 10 Best Friends in Anime"]]
431
432	->''[[WebVideo/ContraPoints Natalie]]... well, she's a whore. But she's ''my'' whore.''
433	-->--'''Creator/LindsayEllis''' on the subject of her friends, "Mask Off"
434	[[/folder]]
435
436	[[folder:Western Animation]]
437	->"Stupid best friend Flanders!"
438	-->-- '''Homer Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
439
440	->'''Scott''': How did you know that?\
441	'''Kyle''': Because we're his friends.\
442	'''Scott''': Then why are you telling me?\
443	'''Kyle''': [[TheFriendNobodyLikes Because we hate him.]]
444	-->--''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''
445
446	->'''Wonder Woman''': What about us? Are we good?\
447	'''Hawkgirl''': Like oil and vinegar. We go together, but we don't mix.\
448	'''Wonder Woman''': Works for me.
449	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueUnlimited''
450
451	->'''Skwisgaar Skwigelf:''' I will sees you in Vallhalska...\
452	'''Toki Wartooth:''' I've always hated you Skwisgaar.\
453	'''Skwisgaar Skwigelf:''' I knows Toki... I knows.
454	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Metalocalypse}}''
455
456	->''Look how we get along together. (You are incredibly annoying)\
457	I think it's great the way we blend. (You're like a bone stuck in my throat)\
458	You've tried to be as tough as leather. (This isn't something I'm enjoying).\
459	But now I see that's just pretend. (I shoulda left you on that boat!)\
460	We'll find our way through stormy weather. (You want a friend? Go find a snail!)\
461	Just you and me right to the end. (Or better yet, Killer Whale!)\
462	Hey buddy, looks like we're two birds of a feather. (Don't call me buddy!)\
463	And, gee, it looks like I got me a friend!''
464	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ThePebbleAndThePenguin''
465
466	->'''Steven:''' ''(screaming)'' LET ME HELP YOU WITH YOUR FEELINGS!
467	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "What's Your Problem"
468
469	->''Cause we're frenemies\
470	We like disliking one another\
471	Cause we're frenemies\
472	He's like my least favorite brother!''
473	-->-- '''Buford and Baljeet''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'', "Lotsa Latkes"
474
475	->'''[[{{Dhampyr}} Alucard]]:''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q29sINRPXC0&t=39s Fortunate indeed, then,]] that I chose not to kill you and eat you, Belmont.\
476	'''[[VampireHunter Trevor]]:''' And that I decided against gutting you, flaying you, and turning you into shoes, Alucard.\
477	'''Sypha:''' [[SarcasmMode Such a merry band we are.]] I will find us a covered wagon and horses, if you two can manage not to kill each other while I'm gone.\
478	'''Alucard:''' Oh, please, we're not children.\
479	''[Sypha walks away]''\
480	'''Trevor:''' ...Eat shit and die.\
481	'''Alucard:''' Yes, fuck you.\
482	''[[ActuallyPrettyFunny [both laugh] ]]''
483	-->--''WesternAnimation/Castlevania2017''
484
485	->'''Arnold:''' Are you still upset because your old friend Jimmy Kafka's coming to visit?
486	->'''Grandpa Phil:''' Yes, I am.
487	->'''Arnold:''' But why?
488	->'''Grandpa Phil:''' I told you, because I hate him.
489	->'''Arnold:''' But, Grandpa, he's your best friend.
490	->'''Grandpa Phil:''' That doesn't mean I can't hate him.
491	-->--'''WesternAnimation/HeyArnold,''' "Old Iron Man"
492	[[/folder]]
493
494	[[folder:Real Life]]
495	->''Just because I give you crap doesn't mean I hate you. If I hated you, I wouldn't talk to you at all.''
496	-->-- '''Anonymous'''
497
498	->''"A very good measure of how good your friends are is how much you can insult them without them taking offense."''
499	--> -- '''@/{{Heliomance}}'''
500
501	->''If I’m not being emotionally abused then how do I know it’s friendship?''
502	-->-- '''Jonasson''', creator of ''Webcomic/TwoGuysAndGuy'' commenting on [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1373 strip 084]]
503
504	->''If I can't have a fight with my best friend, I don't know who I can have a fight with''.
505	-->--'''Music/JohnLennon''' on his relationship with Music/PaulMcCartney in 1972
506
507	->''"If you can burn a fella's clothes and remain friends, that's the sign of a tight group."''
508	-->-- Irish rugby player '''Conor Murray''' discussing his relationship with teammate Jonathan Sexton
509	[[/folder]]

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