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1->'''Scary German Guy:''' Are you absolutely sure that she is a...\
2'''Patrick:''' You're not a virgin, are you?\
3''[Patrick's sister shakes her head sadly]''\
4'''Patrick:''' No? What do you mean, no?!\
5'''Patrick's sister:''' Well, Steve...but, [[TechnicalVirgin but he doesn't count]]!\
6'''Patrick:''' ''Doesn't count?!''
7-->-- ''Film/TheMonsterSquad''
8
9-> '''Unicorns aren't Mythical. Virgins are.'''
10-->-- Button at a Sci-Fi Convention.
11
12->'''Seriff:''' We need a virgin.\
13'''Debbie:''' An unsoiled maiden? You got to be kidding, man ...I've been a cheerleader for three years!
14-->-- ''Satan's Cheerleaders''
15
16-> ''"He came and it went."''
17-->-- '''[[http://www.smartbitchestrashybooks.com/index.php/weblog/comments/night_pleasures_by_sherrilyn_kenyon/ SB Sarah]]''', reviewing [[Literature/TheDarkHunters Night Pleasures]] by Sherrilyn Kenyon
18
19->'''Imp:''' Have you tried adding [[BloodMagic virgin's blood]] to your [[EyeOfNewt spell reagents]]?\
20'''Wizard:''' How could that possibly affect the spell?\
21'''Imp:''' I don't know, exactly... But I find that virgin's blood is kind of like table salt: you can't go wrong with a little sprinkle here or there.
22-->-- ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
23
24->''No Ultimate Incantation that requires sacrifice of a Virgin is worth the trouble of a) securing such a rarity and b) relying on a quality that is so easily cured by an amorous Hero or Heroine in less than a minute of stolen time.''
25-->-- '''Evil Empress Guide'''
26
27->''Priestesses always call themselves virgins. They have to clothe themselves in mystery.''
28-->-- '''Literature/MarcusDidiusFalco'''
29
30->'''Quentin:''' Listen. I don't want to pry, but I'm assuming you have some secret magical way of dealing with the negative health effects of [[GoodSmokingEvilSmoking all those cigarettes]].
31->'''Eliot:''' It's kind of you to ask. I sacrifice a virgin schoolgirl every other fortnight by the light of a gibbous moon, using a silver scalpel forged by Swiss albinos. [[ParodiedTrope Who are also virgins]]. [[DeadpanSnarker Clears my little lungs right up]].
32-->-- ''Literature/TheMagicians''
33
34->''"You just fucked with the wrong virgin!"''
35-->-- '''Max Cartwright''', ''Film/TheFinalGirls''
36
37->'''Steve Lichman:''' ''[To the BarbarianHero trying ineffectually to kill him]'' You said you were pure of heart.\
38'''Hero:''' Well, I am pure of heart.\
39'''Steve:''' ''NO NO NO.'' You had sex man. Get the fuck outta here.\
40'''Hero:''' This isn't over yet Lich...\
41'''Steve:''' It's over asshole. Unless you can unfuck that girl, it's over. [[DeathSeeker Goddamnit.]]
42-->-- ''Webcomic/SteveLichman'', [[https://rapozacomics.carbonmade.com/projects/5313679 Vol. 1]]

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