1 | ->'''Scary German Guy:''' Are you absolutely sure that she is a...\ |
2 | '''Patrick:''' You're not a virgin, are you?\ |
3 | ''[Patrick's sister shakes her head sadly]''\ |
4 | '''Patrick:''' No? What do you mean, no?!\ |
5 | '''Patrick's sister:''' Well, Steve...but, [[TechnicalVirgin but he doesn't count]]!\ |
6 | '''Patrick:''' ''Doesn't count?!'' |
7 | -->-- ''Film/TheMonsterSquad'' |
8 | |
9 | -> '''Unicorns aren't Mythical. Virgins are.''' |
10 | -->-- Button at a Sci-Fi Convention. |
11 | |
12 | ->'''Seriff:''' We need a virgin.\ |
13 | '''Debbie:''' An unsoiled maiden? You got to be kidding, man ...I've been a cheerleader for three years! |
14 | -->-- ''Satan's Cheerleaders'' |
15 | |
16 | -> ''"He came and it went."'' |
17 | -->-- '''[[http://www.smartbitchestrashybooks.com/index.php/weblog/comments/night_pleasures_by_sherrilyn_kenyon/ SB Sarah]]''', reviewing [[Literature/TheDarkHunters Night Pleasures]] by Sherrilyn Kenyon |
18 | |
19 | ->'''Imp:''' Have you tried adding [[BloodMagic virgin's blood]] to your [[EyeOfNewt spell reagents]]?\ |
20 | '''Wizard:''' How could that possibly affect the spell?\ |
21 | '''Imp:''' I don't know, exactly... But I find that virgin's blood is kind of like table salt: you can't go wrong with a little sprinkle here or there. |
22 | -->-- ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' |
23 | |
24 | ->''No Ultimate Incantation that requires sacrifice of a Virgin is worth the trouble of a) securing such a rarity and b) relying on a quality that is so easily cured by an amorous Hero or Heroine in less than a minute of stolen time.'' |
25 | -->-- '''Evil Empress Guide''' |
26 | |
27 | ->''Priestesses always call themselves virgins. They have to clothe themselves in mystery.'' |
28 | -->-- '''Literature/MarcusDidiusFalco''' |
29 | |
30 | ->'''Quentin:''' Listen. I don't want to pry, but I'm assuming you have some secret magical way of dealing with the negative health effects of [[GoodSmokingEvilSmoking all those cigarettes]]. |
31 | ->'''Eliot:''' It's kind of you to ask. I sacrifice a virgin schoolgirl every other fortnight by the light of a gibbous moon, using a silver scalpel forged by Swiss albinos. [[ParodiedTrope Who are also virgins]]. [[DeadpanSnarker Clears my little lungs right up]]. |
32 | -->-- ''Literature/TheMagicians'' |
33 | |
34 | ->''"You just fucked with the wrong virgin!"'' |
35 | -->-- '''Max Cartwright''', ''Film/TheFinalGirls'' |
36 | |
37 | ->'''Steve Lichman:''' ''[To the BarbarianHero trying ineffectually to kill him]'' You said you were pure of heart.\ |
38 | '''Hero:''' Well, I am pure of heart.\ |
39 | '''Steve:''' ''NO NO NO.'' You had sex man. Get the fuck outta here.\ |
40 | '''Hero:''' This isn't over yet Lich...\ |
41 | '''Steve:''' It's over asshole. Unless you can unfuck that girl, it's over. [[DeathSeeker Goddamnit.]] |
42 | -->-- ''Webcomic/SteveLichman'', [[https://rapozacomics.carbonmade.com/projects/5313679 Vol. 1]] |
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